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xth for dartford
He's determined, he's fast and he's kazakhstani so I don't care if he's a winger. He's my new RWB.
>>68782291
Leicester won the EPL are you kidding me real life?
Greece unironically won the Euros in 2004 are you kidding me real life?
Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in a WC semi final in Brazil are you kidding me real life?
Spain lost to Georgia 2 weeks ago real life are you kidding me?
I'm not saying "hmm yes that seems about right and is perfectly logical" what I'm saying is crazy shit happens and whilst it would be unlikely it would not be outside the realms of possibility.
Also Kazakhstan really aren't that bad of a side, have run a few biggish teams close over the past couple of years.
Nth for Michael 'Alexi Lalas thinks I'm world class' Bradley being exposed
Also Zardes is a better defender than Yedlin
>That throw in
>The comment from the American commentator
pls
>>68782832
>Nth for Michael 'Alexi Lalas thinks I'm world class' Bradley being exposed
yes
>Also Zardes is a better defender than Yedlin
also yes
>>68783083
Just mute it senpai. American commentators are God awful. Lalas is the only one I can listen to and he's not good and extremely biased.
I think I stand a chance in a group this ridiculous.
i'll give it to the crowd, this is a fantastic atmosphere.
Can Iverpoo finally win their 6th?
>>68783225
It was just that I was literally thinking "Oh nice the ref actally made the guy go back up the pitch to take the throw in after taking like 5 yards for himself, I wish more refs would do that" and he says something along the lines of "Ugh, this ref, so pointless making him go back up the pitch for a throw in when its such a meaningless part of the game"
Made me reeee then the fucker took like 3 steps forward again before taking the throw in which really triggered me.
>>68783245
who's the last game against? x
>>68783404
>no player named after me
wtf
>>68783446
You could see the ref about to make him move back again, too.
>>68783607
gladbach
>Wondo hip checking Messi
top kek.
>>68783637
You probably got cucked for your position in the team
>>68783404
They did ;__; #AVBOut
>>68783637
You have to win that privilege by being the fastest to reply to my intake day posts.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
clockwork.
mountain to climb now.
I WANT TO DIE
>United Shit of America
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
pagá tus impuestos papá
well, at least Batistuta didn't lose his record off some shitty tap-in goal.
v nice freekick.
How many goals and assists in the Copa does Messi have now?
How many goals and assists does Ronaldo have in the Euros?
>>68784118
kek, so that 50% of Spanish youth can continue to not work?
>>68783707
trying to make /trb/ a friendlier place one kiss at a time x
>>68784256
Maybe if nobody ever payed taxes we all would have jobs then
>>68784331
If you're a good kisser maybe Mitch will let you sleep with Daisy
solid technique.
>>68784379
i was going with the starve to death route for population control means, but your way works too i guess.
>>68784379
that's the most spanish thing I've ever heard
Are they going to make it?
>>68784606
Best player I've ever seen.
I hope he rots in jail.
>>68784625
I can do better: Toros, paella, sangría ¡SIESTA! Olé; Golazo de Iniesta.
>>68784831
oh wait nevermind, some qatari dudes took over and they spend a shitton
I really hope Argentina win this Copa.
Messi deserves a major NT title at least once in his life.
>>68784862
redirect that anger to the politicians who do the same but worse, pendejo.
>>68784831
is this PES?
>>68784862
>OLE
>>68784968
I do that too you silly goose. Things will be pretty different next year when I'll become President of Spain and Portugal.
>>68785221
and Andorra and Gibraltar
Guzan, you fucking piece of shit ghoul.
>>68785221
The United Provinces of Greater Iberia?
It took a lot but he finally did it
>>68785311
>implying we will let you have the rock
>>68785221
>Things will be pretty different next year when I'll become President of Spain and Portugal.
ah, a second period of Iberian "dominance," replete with vast quantities of gold, silver, spices, and...slaves?
>>68785346
Didn't even touch Lavezzi's face desu.
>>68785386
I was thinking of calling it Butteria but I think that's already a common name for France.
>>68785452
I don't look to make the country bigger, I just want to make my purges. For example, I'd kill all Lithuanians, all rich people, and everyone taller than me.
>>68785719
so you'd make spain even less competent on an international level?
>>68785882
Spain is beyong saving already, I might as well ruin it myself
>>68785903
Watch it from the other side, Guzan and Lavezzi's shoulders collided, nothing more.
>tfw he couldn't do this against Germany
why, oh why, do >we need to be the recipients of Messi's pent up rage from the past two finals?
>>68785903
>implying that's his face
come on now, that was a clean clothesline to the neck. beautiful execution, didn't you see his feet go out from under him?
>>68786034
I can't find a webm from the other angle, but Guzan purposefully leaves his arm up and hits Lavezzi in the jaw.
Also
>that American woman celebrating Messi's goal
Disgusting.
TWO STRIKES
TWO KILLS
NO 3 GOAL CHOKERINO COME ON LADS
>>68783846
i'll get here one day
>>68784331
will you kiss me britanon
>>68784467
not true
>>68786161
What I'm saying is that Guzan didn't touch anything above Lavezzi's chin. But Lavezzi spends 2 minutes laying on the ground holding his nose like it's broken.
>>68786199
I'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE ACTIONS OF MY TEAM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHRISTIAN "THE AMERICAN MESSI" PULISIC
IS
ON
THE
FIELD.
holy shit i couldn't type that out with a straight face.
>>68786325
First CL knockouts of the save. Fucking sick.
Tfw drunk a bottle of wine and feel sick
Please help
>that dab
>white people
>>68786429
honestly can anyone match our passion?
>>68786437
>Tfw drunk a bottle of wine and feel sick
standard post-work drink right there. yes i'm talking about a whole bottle.
>Please help
wtf is wrong with you?
>>68786437
>germanic tribes in charge of processing fine spirits
just drink a lot of water mate
>>68786531
You have alcoholism
>>68786538
I'm just getting more of a headache why did I bother butters why
>>68785719
You been playing CK2 lately la?
Higs is a machine.
>Higuain needs several one on one chances vs. Guzan
pure pottery
>>68786817
>Higs
>>68786509
Make them score less, its cheating if your guys score on almost every chance
>>68786986
coulda called him Higsy, i'm still in hockey hangover mode.
how good can a 31 yo be lads?
>>68786629
Drink like a pint of water, you'll feel better fairly soon.
>>68786629
Drink like a gallon of water
>>68786857
Nothing new.
>>68786817
He's the definition of a flat track bully.
>>68786629
do this >>68787214, there's a whole art to it:
>drink 32oz of water before you go to bed
>literally right before you go to bed
>you'll wake up in 4-5 hours to go piss
>go piss mid-hangover
>drink another 32oz. bottle of water
>take 800mg of motrin
>go back to bed
>wake up 2-3 hours later
>go piss, drink glass of water
>minimal to no hangover
cake.
>>68787480
meh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HE DED
Fuck's sake, they are dropping like flies.
well, shit. dislocated shoulder?
Fucking comedy gold
>Attack of the Adverts
>>68787766
>>68787816
What? Who?
How does he not know he is right at the edge?
>>68787999
here you go, HC.
>>68788023
no clue.
>>68787999
Lavezzi, he is up now but literally ran backwards to get a header, was right off the pitch and jumped backwards and did a backflip over the advertising boards. rekt his shoulder/elbow and is getting subbed
>>68787999
Lavezzi did a backflip over the side guard/advertising boqrd
>>68788113
Black on black violence must end
>>68788113
>>68788115
>>68788164
I have no face for this.
>>68787144
Unless you're in a top division, pretty good.
I only sign old has-beens in my Estonia save and it works wonders.
America needs tighter advert regulations.
Think of the poor minorities!
>>68788298
If everybody had adverts then this could have been prevented
>>68787977
>The city of America
>>68788376
What about no adverts area?
>that hamplanet
/sp/ is gonna laugh at us famalam
Whilst I admire her spirit the imgae of a fat woman clapping wildly for America as they lose 3-0 is memetastic
Brooks is a pretty good defender.
>>68788468
but everyone could sneak an advert in a no advert area
>>68788696
That hook just now was very good, can't say I have seen him lots but I have been impressed when I have
>>68788696
JOHN ANTHONY BROOKS
>>68788599
>>68788630
WOOOOOO PIG
>>68788696
>Brooks is a pretty good defender.
was thinking the same thing.
>>68788756
he's shone in this tournament, wonder if anyone will take a punt on him after the fact.
>>68788696
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
>>68788799
Nah not her, there was some woman clapping wildly
>>68788799
The only thing missing to make this webm a new maymay is a burger.
>>68788799
I was actually talking about the fatter one
>cheeky cunt in a German top holding an Argentinian flag
TEAM OF NAZI HIDER/SYMPATHIZER GRANDCHILDREN WHEN?
Reminder that even though Brooks has been probably America's best player this tournament the popular opinion is that Klinsman has been ruining the US squad by bringing in these German-Americans
>>68788984
got em
>>68789007
"Our" best hope is to kill NCAA soccer and then wait
anyone want a cozy late night stream after this is all finished
Potentially unpopular opinion: Guzan has been quite good this second half
Messi sure is amazing.
>>68789141
Second half is fair but >we were just shit going forward all game
What would Ronaldo do in that situation?
And Abdul of the Netherlands is nowhere to be seen.
>>68789337
He would also pass imo.
>>68789337
He would TSUUUUU and then celebrate as if it was a 1-0 in the world cup final in the 90th minute.
>>68789214
he wants this Copa America badly.
>>68789337
see webbum.
Wtf why can I still not manage in the french CFA in the second season
>that building roar when Messi gets on the ball
the people who came to see him play tonight were justly rewarded.
Cheer up, USA. At least you weren't being anally raped like the Mexican.
>>68789458
And I do hope he win it. He's one of the best players in the world and he deserves it.
>>68789708
>implying we care about this semen slurping sport
Do you even freedom broski?
At least Missi will choke in the final and Argentina will get BTFO by Chile again.
All memes aside, I honestly liked the team's attitude and pressure tonight. It felt like they were playing knowing that they have to win this cup.
Is it weird that I want us to win this cup more for Messi than for my own personal enjoyment? I hate that he's criticized by idiots who don't even like football just for not winning anything. He's one of the greatest I've seen.
>>68790116
My sentiments exactly.
>>68788772
>>68788756
>>68788696
I believe in this lad.
>>68790116
I've had the same feelings about LeBron. Can't believe these people get criticized as much as they do.
not long before the losing streak will happen now..
real nigga hours
hit that muhfukin reply button
We should kill the thread to spite everyone.
>>68794030
For what purpose
>>68794115
For spite.
>>68794295
y tho
>>68794312
For spite.
>>68794312
y not
Bump :^)
hey
lookie lookie
If I threaten suicide, do you think the board will finally get me a goddamn feeder? Halfway through my inaugural season, the club is doing better than I had anticipated but I'm having a lot of trouble getting my young guys out on loan so they're not wasting roster space.
Do you only play Football Manager?
>tfw doing my best this season and only .403
>>68795358
What is that and why isn't it OOTP? Or FHM2?
>>68795389
That is indeed OOTPB.
>16 innings
>>68795426
Really? I don't recognize the SION bit. Which year/version is that?
>>68795426
What ootp is that?
Like 12?
fugg
>>68795477
>>68795479
It's the one you can get for free from the developers website, OOTP8 (2007).
>when you start your reliever
>>68795358
>ss
>def 58
come on m8
>>68795499
God damn. What did you do to them?
>We would rather you buy players for the first team rather than develop your own
Can anyone tell me how long it usually takes for the board to be willing to discuss adding a feeder club after they've turned you down?
>>68795541
>it's the one you can get for free
>ootp08
>>68795633
Aw, don't be a dick dude. If you're broke or cheap and you get the itch, you take whichever sim you can get your hands on. Except the original FHM, which is an affront to the genre and games in general.
>>68769796
SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS GUY!
>>68795776
>Very fast regen developing at extremely hihg speeds
>>68795802
This one too
>>68515129
Im going to keep a folder of em and track their development.
>spoiling the result
Let's see if they are correct.
>>68795951
It wasn't.
I also play this. FM match visualisation ain't shit.
morning lads how go saves
>>68796421
alright thanks
>>68796421
>Moneycorp
>Sparta
>Rotting damn
I dunno 2bh how it really goes.
what a shame this guy's inconsistent as fuck
>>68796839
>6 straight years of MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
kill me now
>>68796421
Currently on a 56 game unbeaten run with Liverpool and my english goat winger >>68796839
just won the ballon d'or.
Macca confirmed for utter mosquito fearing pussy
>>68798442
I would be to if I having kids is something I had in mind and there is a bug carrying some shit because Brazil can't be asked to clean their shit up.
>>68798484
doubt being good at >golf is something the human gene pool needs
>>68790116
>>68790992
>I hate that he's criticized by idiots who don't even like football just for not winning anything. He's one of the greatest I've seen.
>I've had the same feelings about LeBron. Can't believe these people get criticized as much as they do.
welcome to crab mentality 101.
fuck, its going to be close
>>68795541
>free baseball management game
Thanks for the info PolandBro.
>see this
>worry for a second
>remember I have a keeper on the bench
Wow, that was a close one huh guys, good thinking by me to have a keeper on the bench
Well he isn't a regen but I still appreciate the comment.
>The manager lacks security
>They wouldn't increase my salary by more than 100€ per week (from 1.1k to 1.2k)
>Decided to extend only for a year
Yearly contracts everyone!
i didnt think it could be worse but it does, 15 offers a day fuck sake
>>68800157
that Southampton feel
>>68800157
Raise the asking price to absurd values unless you want to sell the players. Pic related, keeps them at bay and since there are no offers the player doesn't ever complain (still 20 Discipline tho').
fuck me
After getting throttled through the first half of the season, my dudes started ballin out in the last two games, 3-0 and 2-0 wins over Vancouver and Houston. Beating Dynamo isn't overly impressive but the win over Whitecaps was pretty great. I guess the shift I made in training is paying off a bit maybe.
>Star player I signed for half my transfer funds has 3 major injuries in a row, playing only 4 games the entire season
at least he scored 6 goals
>>68800699
Is MLS as bad as they say
>>68800750
I just made an offer on a decent, young DM, it got accepted, the very next morning I get news that he fucked up the ligaments in his leg, out for a few months.
>>68800915
I'm working to make it so.
>the club i'm managing won't let me do a coaching course
rood
This little fucking prick had been booked three times in the four games he played before this one and now, when the team is showing real improvement, he gets his second card in a game against Toronto faster than I can bench him for the first one. I don't want to sell him, I want to throw his ass off of Stone Mountain.
>This is the mentality of a professional athlete who is supposed to be at the top of his game
He was only asked if he was prepared for the match.
I'm not even kidding when I say I would drop him for being this much of a child, nothing good could come from playing him.
>>68801844
top kek
>>68801876
This might be the only gif that I will never get tired of.
>>68801844
in fairness to Ronaldo, that news crew that asked him that has a history with him. a bad one at that.
like they've published unfounded, straight up bullshit about him and his family...to the point where Ronaldo has boycotted them.
as much as i dislike CR7's prima donna narcissism, i can't fault him for more or less telling CMTV to fuck off. i actually got a kick out of it.
>>68801844
>forgetting the link here >>68802101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG8rn9tmgP8
he blows them off, flatly refusing to even deal with the reporter, moving onto the next question.
>>68801844
Ronaldo a straight G
>Swedish footballer Adam Lindin Ljungkvist sent off for farting
http://gu.com/p/4mfa3/stw
so many good quotes in this
>Referee Dany Kako called it ‘unsportsmanlike’ and ‘deliberate provocation’
>“I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go,” the 25-year-old said
>"I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”
>Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde said: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”
>"I just broke wind and got a red card. I spoke to the referee afterwards, I was annoyed, but there were no bad words. I just said he was a buffoon.”
>>68802223
>Kako
with a name like that, there's no surprise he grew up to be a spoilsport whos triggered by ass sounds
>>68802229
>90% full
>>68802321
well scousers can't be trusted in full stadiums
>>68802321
Other 10% never made it out of their trash cans
>>68802321
Also went undefeated as well.
>>68802229
>lavorpell
meh
unless you put different board members on different transfer responsibilities to simulate the committee
>>68802409
I'm not that stupid.
>>68802418
then it's unrealistic and boring since without idiotic outside interference you're 5 years too late to do this with a big EPL team
Lads, I need help remembering something. When did Messi begin to improve his free kicks?
He must've practiced like a madman, he wasn't nearly as good as he is now. I'm trying to remember if it was after the 2014 WC final and that free kick in the last minutes.
>>68802462
Wait until he's playing against anyone else but the USA to ask that question again
>>68802462
i don't doubt that probably does what Sidney Crosby does, and focuses on a single attribute every season to improve upon.
>>68802493
What? His improvement could be seen all through the season. I remember asking myself why they even let him take the free kicks in Barcelona.
>>68802462
hate to be a "le wrong generation" mong but this shit is insufferable
>not watching a wonderful freekick with your own eyes
>more concerned with taking an epic photo to boast with afterwards
green guy is a best fan
>>68802665
>I'm going to record so I can watch it later again.
>Proceeds to never look at it again
This is why I don't record shit.
>>68802665
but what if they can actually pinpoint the exact moment murrica's heart breaks in two?
>>68802728
murrica has no heart
>>68802665
go back to the old folks home, gramps
lmao do you even have 5k twitter followers?
>>68802741
ok, their motorised scooters
>>68802665
No, I get what you're saying. They go to events like this and then spend the whole time looking at their cell phones. It's like they don't go to enjoy the show, they go to post pictures on facebook later about how they were there.
>>68802665
>>68802706
>>68802746
>>68802782
ugh, OMG, it's like, not even that big of a deal. who cares?
>>68802746
>not having 5k followers
It's so easy though
>>68803110
>having a twitter
>tfw when all your contracts (even staff) have promotion bonuses and wage hikes because you had been fighting relegation for two seasons, and now you're fightinf for the 2nd place
Our finances won't be able to take it.
>>68803153
In this day and age an established social media presence is quite valuable.
>>68802728
So the moment that everybody in the wall is halfway in the air and just turns and watches the ball go in the opposite corner
>>68803234
Yeah if you're cock-hunting
>>68802746
>tfw you get zinged by YD
Zoltan GOATra
ÍSLAND
S
L
A
N
D
Hungary starts the memes again
>poortugal
>Portugal
Based Gera.
>Portugone
>Hungry showing their Magyar spirits and pooping on poortulel
That other Dutchfag/(Abdul?) blew bad mojo to that side.
>the dark horses of Austria
Iceland abusing the long throws 20 man
HES GOING HOME
HES GOING HOME
HES GOING
RONNIES GOING HOME
Who is the colour commentator for the Pooptugal match in ESPN? He sounds foreign.
>>68803908
you wrote it right this time
>>68804449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Moreno
Hungary are bang tidy
Portugal are complete horse shit
why are portugal doing so poorly
are they a shit team
WTF WAS THAT RONNIE
D R A G O V I C
M E M E S
>Dragovic
lel
>>68802665
I hate that shit as well, when I went to England I purposely kept my phone away while at the ground, couple pictures outside before and 1 at half time
fucking tourists
Tell me about Kiraly, why does he wear the sweatpants?
Wonderful assist from Ronaldo but teammate was offside
mini TSUU scores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35gGcRH6LeE
Comfy Academy Soccer lads.
PUT IN BOGDAN
>Cristiano is just a poacher
>he doesn't provide passes
Haters BTFO
>Ronaldo being the playmaker
I like it. If he plays for his teammates instead of playing for himself, Pooptugal might do considerably better.
>come back from 2minute trip to do laundry
>poortugal scored
fucks sake
>dat almost bloot from Hungary
FEED ME BLOOTERS.
>>68805683
Would have a point if he didn't take literally every FK at goal and every PK
>>68805749
isn't their overabundance of >le creative young midfield chees- I mean talents and lack of decent strikers what forces him to play for himself?
>>68805789
nice jinx mitch
>>68805683
You got it wrong. Cristiano is the poachiest poacher to have ever poached, that's why people hate him. If he played like this on a regular basis, he wouldn't be so hated, even if he's an arrogant twat.
What if Zidana is a subsitute in the final and scores the winning goal?
>>68805923
i'm going to collect it at 6:30 so they'll probably score again then
>>68806064
kys by then
>>68805988
Last season 15 assists in 48 games.
How again is he the poachiest of poachers?
Just saying
>>68805923
I mean in general. I believe his skills have regressed since he started playing like that, which is a shame because he was a great footballer.
>>68805360
because he's 40
>>68806092
>>68806092
this
>>68806144
a nimble young GK would've just split and stopped Nani's goal with his foot
trolling aside, it almost looked like he tried doing so and realised mid-save that his hips aren't flexible enough
reminded me of GKs in the Euro 2008 vidya
>oh I'll just take a second to get down and try and reach this shot that I could easily block with my foo... oops it rolled past me
>>68806190
and buy a new fresh pepe
>>68806226
4u
>>68806255
i have thousands of fresh ones
>>68806311
>i have thousands of fresh ones
Sounds like Daisy's harem
>>68806144
kek
>>68806311
>motch has thousands of pepes saved
That explains a lot.
>>68806311
>i have thousands of fresh ones
>not an r9k 'i'm totally not a normie guys trust me' fag
pick one
Should have killed thread out of spite 2BH
>>68806380
:(
>>68806401
>there are people who don't have thousands of fresh pepes ready to go
>>68806434
fine i'm a normie jesus
>>68806462
it's true
>>68806462
We should have listened
>portugal
>>68805223
I took a bunch of pictures in the first twenty minuted of the USA - Paraguay game, but I had also just spent $180 on a (cheap, used, chillwave I don't mean to trigger you here) lens to do so.
Got a couple decent pictures and then watched the rest of the match.
Best Euro 2016 image so far desu
>>68806484
Pepe a shit
DSZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Poortugal
SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS SWEATPANTS
>>68806717
actually I thought he played quite well in the first half :^)
whoa baby
haha
>HURTS HMSELF CELEBRATING
top kek
>tfw I have a cheeky fiver on Iceland to win the group but I'd rather see Ronaldo go home than win 35 quid
TSUUUUUUUU
nice finish tbf to him
>>68806725
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Please Portugal just let us annex you
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
cheekiest fucking goal i've seen in a long time
>>68806776
Meant the frog pepe. had no idea there was a real one
Nice little flick desu. Still going home with 1 goal though
>unironically conceding a goal to Ronaldo in an international tournamen
>>68806970
What for? I don't think any of Portugal's players would make the Spanish NT.
>>68806831
how much do you think sprint paid lavezzi to get hurt and have americans stare at sprint advertisements for 3 minutes?
>>68807010
>had no idea there was a real one
>>68806970
You're barely capable of keeping Catalunya.
>>68807010
>I had no idea there was a real Pepe
Great OP picture
>>68806995
What happened?
>>68807010
>had no idea there was a real one
just how american can you be
>>68807128
probably walked away with a cool $100k
>>68807010
>Americans.png
>>68807141
ronaldo flicking the ball in off his back foot like the cheeky monkey he is
>>68807149
tbf, the real Pepe looks pretty toady.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68807240
Guessing he celebrated like he'd just won the Euro's?
>>68794030
We could have stopped this
THIS FUCKING GAME
BASED HUNGRY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
>>68806919
DZSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The memes just won't stop
You guys got a stream for this?
Did both teams just decide to stop playing defense at half time?
HUNGARYYYYYYY
This fucking game.
>>68807584
/r/soccerstreams m8
Prepare for a drastic reshaping of the match engine lads
1) more deflected goals from outside the box
2) more back and forth trading of goals in short timespan
>all goals come from deflections
>>68807584
not sure if it'll work in the US of A
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2016/matches/round=2000448/match=2017964/live-stream/index.html
>>68807584
rojadirecta.me
alternatively you might get a legit stream on espn if your tv provider opted in
>>68807584
WatchESPN if you have cable provider login
>Hungary and Wales are going to be the top scoring teams at the end of the groups
Miles pls fix this buggy shit
>>68807702
>>68807766
Thanks.
>>68807800
passion is overpowered
>only have 2 strikers left
should i stop playing 4-4-2 and go to something with 1 striker instead?
>>68808074
4-2-3-1
That fucking run.
>>68808074
>1 striker
it's like you don't want to score goals
>>68808138
nah senpai i don't have the AMs for that
jesus christ ronaldo is fucking incredible
>Ronaldo is invisible in big games
Haha fucking BTFO you haters.
GOATNALDO
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
too many goals
cannot compute
>Portugal vs England if results hold
>hungary is a big game
not even giving the (You)
Don't give him them (You)s lads, obvious b8
Enjoying this game, who would've thought this would be the best match of the groups?
that was a good header innit
TSUUUUUU
>>68808660
It's funny because they're still going out because Austria.
Seriously, playing like this, even Englel can beat Portugal.
>>68808594
>>68808660
Portugal losing would mean they're out.
So yes it's a big game
>>68808771
As of now Austria are through, Portugal now need all 3
>>68808660
>tfw even I'm not gonna give him a (You)
>mfw Olafur Karl Finsen scores a late winner for Iceland eliminating Portgual
>>68808818
You are wrong. Also don't reply to Abdul.
>Nurnburg vs. Frankfurt is a big game because the loser goes to the 2. Bundes
>>68808818
Portugal only needs 1 point.
>>68808931
Thats a bad analogy
>>68808864
He didn't get called up which is sad
>go for a shit
>come back to the Hun-Por match
>missed 4 goals
JUST
>>68809033
It's bait, fampai. I need them (You)s.
>>68809051
That makes it even more betterer.
>>68809080
Dat 20 minute shit
>>68808931
>comparing a 2nd league game to the fucking Euro Cup
Ronaldo haters are this sad
>>68809095
What he just comes charging down the tunnel onto the pitch and comes on and scores like its WWE or something?
I'd watch that tbf
Iceland, what are you doing
>hungorian
>>68809138
I only poo twice per week so 20 minutes is reasonable imo
>>68809248
If you shit twice per week, why did you chose in the middle of a match for this one?
>>68809196
bah god
>>68809198
Turtling.
>>68809319
I didn't choose, I simply had to go. Call of nature, you know?
What did the note say /trb/?
>>68809471
>>68809807
"shoot"
>>68809908
Got you famlam
he's planning ahead
>>68809807
put ball in net
>>68809391
>only shits twice per week
>can't hold for another 45 minutes
>>68809807
Don't get complacent
Is football dying?
Last Euro cup had a higher average attendance
>>68810604
Yeah, it's dying because Ronaldo is aging out.
>>68810604
European football is, everyone else is growing. Just like everything else the Europeans started.
>TSU
>35 yards out
>Free kick
>Let me just waste this by blazing it over/wide
Every time
Hungary-Portugal is the best game of this tournament yet
>Iceland
wew
MEME MAGIC
ÍSLAND
S
L
A
N
D
ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND
>tfw I know a guy from iceland
>he never cared about footy until this week
>now behaving like a lifelong
he's a cunt desu
will be even worse when Iceland beat Englel desu
>>68811172
Only for you. Iceland is a footballing qt.
>>68811172
git rekt scrubling
How far can they go?
>>68811421
Iceland Hungary final, Lad.
>>68811421
>PenalMessi
>>68811265
>>68811321
>it's a North America roots for the underdog episode
bet you gaybo's like are lifelong Wales too
>>68811493
>Not Northern-Ireland - Ireland final
>>68811638
>tfw can't decide whether it's a poor pun involving penalties or the penal system
>>68811704
I have extended family in Wales, so get even more rekt.
>>68811704
If we were rooting for underdog's we'd be rooting for Englel.
can someone post a beloved regen whose career was kill by injury?
>>68811704
>Its an angry anon hates on underdogs episode
I won't be mad if Iceland get there and I'm English.
>>68811722
>wanting such a one-sided final
Norn Iron's arses would be left looking like spidermans darboard. at least 3-0 to the Republic.
>>68811704
I'm quarter welsh
Should I go for him for £700k and around £80k a week? I'm second in the league at the halfway stage, maybe he could be worth the wages and push towards the title.
>>68811704
I'm an Iceland lifelong, mate.
>>68811960
You made Grenny cry
>>68812106
>fractured ribs
"no"
show me career ending injuries.
My summer holiday period starts tomorrow. Seems like that is also the first day of the Steam Sale.
Should I get FM16 lads?
>>68810604
There was terrorism concerns
>>68812388
that's more like it. May I see his profile?
>>68811960
Epic
Ronaldo haters keep getting BTFO
>>68812432
This is the only one I have right now without having to open the game.
Ronaldo keeps getting BTFO
>>68812655
Forgot link
https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/745664443246350337
>>68812179
This lad broke his leg twice (his career continued)
>mfw had stomach issues for a whole week last week and currently have the flu
kill me pls
>>68812920
Z I K A
I
K
A
>TSN just mentioned Gary Speed
>>68812920
suRIPbro
>>68812920
Go to the doctor, Suribro.
okay lads if i win or draw this next game against porto i'm through to the knockout stages of the CL
isn't that exciting
>>68812976
>>68813039
pls no, if I die pls tell me regens I love them
>>68813050
Went while i had the stomach thing, got omeprazol
>>68812670
no problem
I only asked because I wanted to make an image like this. Then I remembered that I can't into photoshop
>>68813094
>take protein pump inhibitor
>stomach loses acidity, fails to kill all the bacteria and viruses you swallow
>they proceed to kill you
kek
>>68813187
;-;
I literally couldnt sleep a whole night from the pain, went to the doctor asap and was incapable of walking straight for 3 days.
And now a stupid flu, my immune system is shit
>>68813173
That looks more like
>Show me on the doll where the Physio touched you
>>68813064
>Proceeds to lose on away goals
>2mg of xanax
>Jameson
>FM12 save at the point where free agent regens get offered to you with obvious potential
Who /comfy/ here
>>68813466
that impending coma sure sounds comfy
>>68813466
>doing drugs
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>68813598
>>68813560
They're prescription, I just take slightly more than prescribed dosage sometimes
>>68813633
doubt it's "slightly more" when the whisky helps the drug along :^)
>>68813633
>sometimes
>backup striker scores a hat-trick
the best
>>68813633
why are you taking more than normal lmao
>>68813675
That's just superstition, I drink a little bit regularly on benzos and they never potentiate each other to the point of blackout
>>68813693
Nice feels
>>68813560
>coma
>Xanax
Benzos are pretty safe.
Even with alcohol, most of the time even if you mix very big quantities with alcohol you just puke it out.
>>68813744
That you know of.
>>68813744
>>68813749
eh, what do I care if you an hero
>>68813797
>he believes the muh GABA shit
Tolerance is almost always high enough that you won't have anything bad happen at normal drinking levels, let alone go into respiratory failure
>>68813744
How would you remember if they actually did
>>68813850
>Irish
>normal drinking levels
where do you think your tolerance comes from? :^)
>>68813860
>>68813772
I don't recall ever having a blackout when drinking and doing benzos
>>68813908
because alcohol never causes amnesia nor plants false memories to make up for it
>>68814013
genuine question morzi, are you a doctor?
>>68814056
no(t yet)
>>68814094
so, studying to be one? what year of uni?
>>68814056
He has a PhD in pantiolifactandumology
>>68814162
yes
5th/6
>>68814284
oh cool mang
i'm gonna take some mdma tomorrow, is that stupid
>>68814323
stupid unless you want to JUST your brain activity
or experience physical burnout :^)
>>68814494
alright well if i die i leave you all my regens
not sure i want any of these teams in the first round desu
>>68813094
Omeprazole is a godsend for me, without it I have awful acid reflux from literally every single thing I eat.
oh boy it didn't go too poorly in the end, we've beaten napoli before and it COULD happen again
Pray for us lads. Please pray to whatever god you worship
>>68814805
I have I presume acid reflux if I eat something fatty late at night. Had it for the first time in holland after all you can eat sushi.
But yeah I had to take 2 pills a day for 10 days from the doctor....but they have me enough for 15 days lel. So I have some in reserve if I ever get it again
>>68814931
>Dat Italy team
You have a decent chance
>>68814931
Even Moko the Samoan Bird King?
>>68815060
>the Ireland team
>ward
no we dont
>>68815099
especially MF
>>68814931
We'll win this. 1-0 correct score Long with the goal is what I'm on
>>68815142
He requires blood sacrifice.
>tfw shit team.
>All I can sign is 24 year olds with 1 CA and 5 PA.
>I can't get anyone on loan.
>My board does not want to set up a link with a parent club.
>My goalkeeper is shit and I can't get any replacement.
>I have to rely on youth intakes and the only one I've gotten so far only gave me a useful player.
>My CBs can only play Limited Defender.
>I'm forced to use a CWB in the left and a LFB in the right.
>I only got 32 points in 38 games last season.
>Finances continue to deteriorate
>Semi-Professional
>9 Months away from the next youth intake.
>Will probably have to spend years to get a competitive squad to try to promote to Liga Adelante.
>no decent keepers or decent strikers.
>tfw shit team.
>>68815182
if its 0-0 at half time i will
>>68814934
I'm on it longterm, when I'm off it for more than two days I feel like throwing up constantly and everything burns after I eat.
lads i've developed a crush on Jeff Hendricks
>GOATrick
Sweden/Lelgium or Ireland/Italy?
at what age do you guys loan out youth players?
i have top tier facilities but not sure wether to prioritize my training facilities and only occasional first team action, or send them out on loan to get more game time
>>68815823
At 17 when they're elligible. Game time is pretty crucial
>>68815823
I only send them on loan if they are too old for my youth team and would not get any playtime in my first squad. When sending them on loan, make sure they'll go to a playable league and to a club with good facilities and if possible with good coaches.
>Daryl Murphy's scoring record
kek
Better hope Long has his shooting boots on
My flatmates relationship is falling apart because of his FM addiction. I showed the game to him a couple of months ago
I'm new here, how do I fix this? 15 yellows in 1 game
>>68816428
Shit, 2 games*
>>68816428
tell your players to stop being rude dudes
>>68816428
>>68816490
Yes, rude dudes with bad attitudes
Or baditudes if you will
>>68816533
>Or baditudes if you will
I won't
>>68816533
>if you will
nobody will
>>68816533
Rad.
Radditudes.
Of fucking course. Fuck off Miles.
OLE
I want to kill meself
>>68816776
What's he up to these days?
Lads I'm feeling 1-1 this game.
>>68816752
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
>>68816794
>meself
Is it because you woke up Irish?
>>68816794
w0wzers butters that sure is a bit of a shit situation!
>>68816934
It's because me team is doomed because I can't find any keepers or strikers.
Do you think a trial day could help? Have you seen someone getting a decent player in a trial day, ever?
>>68817008
It is. I don't know what to do. I'm considering uninstalling the game and waiting for FM17.
>>68817102
>Do you think a trial day could help?
Possibly.
>Have you seen someone getting a decent player in a trial day, ever?
Not off the top of my head.
You could just offer trials to literally every player that gets offered by their agent. I've been doing that.
first time i've ever had a player do this i'm so happy :^)
This fucking ref
>>68817255
>average rating less than 8
improve at the management simulation please
>>68817222
I don't even get players offered ;_;
>>68817303
not the first irishman i've heard complain about him.
>>68817337
>>68815248
oh thats a pity
How many pills a day?
>>68817414
>dat glare
muh dick
>>68817737
she looks so severe...and i like that.
>>68817321
how would i do that exactly friend
lmao
>>68817414
gross she looks like my mom
>>68818076
is your mom single? just kidding, it really doesn't matter if she is or isn't.
>the conversation has ended
>>68817913
if you must ask, you are not ready to know.
>>68818198
More like the team has ended amirite?
>>68817414
Do you have a gif from Brazil of that Russian with the Odessa sailor's hat?
>>68818198
>the save has ended
>>68818250
this one?
>>68818299
I see no sailor's hat.
(No, not that one).
>>68818250
fuck i misclicked.
>>68818372
Braces weirdly hot
>>68818372
Looks underage
>>68818372
That's the one.
>>68818412
You'd be the expert on that
>>68818412
you're the specialist
>>68818412
>>68818507
>>68818479
What are you gobshites on about
>>68818523
oh shut up you yeti's hymen, you know exactly what they're talking about.
>>68818709
There's no pedo shit surrounding me so I've no idea why people try and imply I am one
>>68817583
I take 5 total
3x 30mg Duloxetine
1x 40mg Omeprazole
and an iron supplement.
>>68818771
You are Irish
You are Pedoshit
Common knowledge
>>68818845
>pedoshit
Proof?
>>68818835
Do you find duloxetine any help? I found Effexor way better but the side effects were too severe
>>68818916
I've found there to be almost no side-effects while I'm consistently on them, but I can't say for certain whether it's been very helpful or just mildly so. Mostly because I removed myself from several of the sources of my depression just before starting on them, so I can't really say as to whether they helped me feel much better or it was the change in circumstances.
Also been on fluoxetine and abilify and have found the duloxetine to be overall less intrusive and about as helpful.
>>68818916
You are Irish
>>68819102
Never been on fluoxetine, abilify was hell for me and so was seroquel, found risperidone to be the best of that class.
At least I have the EURO Switzerland-Austria 2040 to keep me hitting continue. Place your bets lads.
>>68819366
>risperidone
isnt that the one with a gyno lawsuit
>>68819402
>battle of the hosts in the quarters
Neat. Makes me wonder why 2002 wasn't rigged even more to get an all-Asian knockout round matchup.
>>68819448
Nah that's seroquel I think, seroquel increases prolactin which can give you gyno. Lucky for me I had gyno before I started any antipsychotics ;_;
>>68819506
youre doomed
http://www.drugdangers.com/risperdal/lawsuit.htm
These tycoon-less sons of bitches are magical.
