CHW: Chris Sale
BOS: Clay Buchholz
Timmy just put that shit on the board
FUCK
based timmy
>>68777543
Late as hell dude
TIMMAY!!!!
First of many for the young man let's go!
There's your run Sale.
>>68777586
I'm not usually the thread guy
>>68777612
True. Damn it rbo, one job
>>68777586
>one run
>enough for Sale
no
holy shit the sox have the shittiest 5th pitcher in the league... Price and Wright need some fucking help you fucks
That works Melky
>>68777680
Youre taking about White Sox right? Remember we literally have James Shields.
>>68777680
wright should teach everyone on the rotation a knuckle
Boston memesters vs the Chicago animus.
>>68777680
>the shittiest 5th pitcher in the league
You'll see him on Thursday. I hope you don't actually think 2 runs in the first inning is as bad as it can get.
>walking toddunn
>>68777723
Buccholz and Shields.. so much talent, but so weak mentally
>walking frarochezer
>>68777680
>saying this to fans of a team that has "two frame" lame james as a starter
>>68777748
the red sox have a rotating door of 5th pitchers, they have all sucked horribly
Can we have sale sox bro?
You can have Moncada
pls don't fucking suck today Sale
>>68777790
I watched, sadly, every single one of Shields last 4 21 ERA starts
I saw no signs of mental weakness and certainly no signs of talent either.
Gotta love it when the ISP decided to shit itself. At least there's gameday.
>>68777646
seppuku eventually.
>thought of a really good post about the sox a few hours ago
>decided to wait for the gamethread instead of posting in the general
>forgot what I was going to say
>>68777833
white sox dfa'd their previous 2 fifth starters
>toddunn
And
>blegh
Are an ultra black hole of suck
Navarro too
Jesus Christ, Red Sox bros, how does it feel being able to root for a team without massive sinkholes throughout your lineup?
>>68777833
Nintendo boy or no deal
But hey, there's also John Danks and Mat Latos out there, heard they've been looking for a job. You already took Jenks and Thornton after we tossed them, why not Danks and Latos?
They're already booing buckholtz
I'm not surprised desu
>>68777915
That's fair ahaha
>>68777934
Sox DFA'd Owens, Elias and Kelly lol
So what we both have a a few good pitchers and the rest is complete ass
rain delay in Baltimurder, sitting in for a bit.
Red Memes how the hell did you RISP that badly to the Who's last night?
>>68778010
Going to be interesting to see how the Cell crowd of 4000 pissed off fans react to Shields next time hes home.
>>68778072
>yfw blue jays in upcoming honest and
>yfw they hit 6 consecutive home runs off him
>yfw someone shoots him before that 6th batter even finished rounding the bases
One can only dream.
>>68778035
>Sox DFA'd Owens, Elias and Kelly
no they didn't
>>68778130
>honest and
lel
>>68778130
Upcoming homestand*
>>68778141
didn't roenis go down after his start?
Red Sox need to trade for Pomeranz, Gray, or Teheran.
Jesus Christ Buchholz is worse than Shields
>>68778178
they're all still on the roster, just sent down to the minors
>>68778130
>Here lies James Shields at 35th and Shields. He died of a 28 ERA in 6 starts.
>>68778200
See
>>68777748
Even you or I or any of the people in this thread could probably pitch better than Shields.
>>68778228
ohhhh true okay
so you want Benin for Sale straight up
There's that great White Sox offense again.
>>68778293
this, everyone in chicago should be ashamed that the chisox haven't scored double digits on clay by now
Fuck it, call up Henry Owens again.
>>68778286
Hell no. That's not even close to worth it. Beintendi, Devers and Monocada
We have too many needs. Going to at least need to try to plug then in.
>>68778344
He held us to 2 runs last time too.
>>68778344
We're already ashamed of being the 30th WRC team in the league, how much more ashamed should we be?
Fucking robin actually trying to call a hit and run with dio on base. Fucking robin.
>>68778380
all the more embarrassing
it's the random gem like that that keeps the bastard employed at 13 million a year (or however many grapes that is)
>>68778362
You ain't getting all that, son.
Replace Moncada with Shaw & then we're talking.
That was a good at bat
At least your manager isn't Robin Ventura othersoxbros. Count how lucky you are for that.
>>68778414
Is he a better investment than Grapes is right now?
>>68778362
You're not gettin both Moncada and Benin
Devers and your choice of those 2. Shaw if you want.
>>68778416
I want every decent OF prospect you have and swihart
>>68778416
Well then you ain't getting sale. This team is a lineup of blackhole and embarassments to the game. We have severe critical needs and if you can't provide, we'll look elsewhere.
>>68778512
nevermind looks like benintendi is the only decent of prospect you have
I want bradley
>>68778481
no, grapeman's grape/era ratio is far better but that's been propped up by an unrealistic strand rate and hr/fb ratio that will normalize into him being the 3.75-4 era guy
>>68778512
the sox would do that. they don't have much in the way of OF prospects but if that's what it takes
>>68778519
your team is in 'everyone save our job' mode, enjoy your front office trading what little minor league depth you have because of a good start so you can finish out of the protected picks in the draft (not that you'd sign a player with compensation attached) but still wind up with a sub .500 record
>Robin actually called hit and run with Avi batting and Dio at first
>Results in an expected strikem out throwem out DP
I don't know how much more of this I can take
Help me bros
>>68778512
Wait. JBJ & Betts are no dice. Benin, Devers, & Shaw, take it or leave it.
Hell I'll throw in Swihart too.
>>68778471
>tfw your bad manager wont fuck off and the owners will likely end up letting lovullo go later on
>sale is worth an entire mlb baseball team
>>68778609
Okay that sounds fair enough. Get your GM on the line, we'll get Hahn.
ooooooooooooOOOOOOoooOOOOooooo Craig did this to me ooooOOOOOOooooOOOoooo Why did you have to be such an NL Babby, Craig? oooOOOoooooOOOooo
-Mark
>>68778609
Thats a fucking boatload but Sale would be worth it
>>68778646
>>68778624
MiLB team*
Fixed for you
Just got home what did clay do?
Is don back?
>>68778679
not just sale but also the ridiculously team friendly contract he's on, he's signed through next year with 2 team options (through 2019)
basically bucholz's contract but sale's actually, you know, a great pitcher
>>68778380
Fuck it's happening again
This fucking offense is a joke
Someday I wish we could see jays or red sox like offense. Someday.
>>68778722
Looked bad early, looking decent enough now.
Soon to be shelled.
oooOOooooooOOooooOOoooo who thought it would be a good idea to move Clay back in the rotation ooOOoooooooOOOOooooo
>>68778722
He gave up a leadoff dinger, then a double which came around to score on the next 2 outs, and then has been fine since then.
>>68778722
opened the game giving up dingers
No Don. No Remmy.
Sad times.
>>68778775
until he gives up a signature Clay Buchholz grand slam
>>68778743
I don't get how the fuck a team who's home is one of the most hitter friendly in the league has such a shit offense and shit power for years on end
Like how is this even fucking possible?
No papi :(
intentional walks for sandy "el conquistador" leon WHEN?!?
Time for Sale to fall apart for his usual inning.
>you now remember Sale is actually the 4th best starter on the white sox
And cancel postgame show
Sale pls
>>68778819
>>68778819
The south side is not a destination spot for free agents. Moneyball is your only hope.
>>68778861
>>68778845
Shhhhhut up, we're stealing prospects from the bosox with him
>>68778892
>Price
>Sale
>Wright
We can dominate with that tbqh.
>Blake Swihart is 5th in catcher votes for the All Star Game
>hasn't played catcher since April
>Sandy isn't even on the list
>>68778892
>mfw he buys into the boston prospect hype machine
while we're at it do you want anthony reynaldo lars anderson kelly shoppach and allen webster too?
>>68778929
Dominate all you want, we just want to rebuild out from being a laughingstock. We just need some many pieces. So many.
>>68778947
>lars anderson
Theo please go
>>68778963
allen craig is available
>>68778947
bogaerts JBJ and mookie
Benintendi might make it to the pros this year, Moncada would have been the first overall pick in the draft
Come on Sale.
>>68778947
Well again, if you can't fulfill our needs for a total rebuild, then we'll take our Sale elsewhere.
I want a public statement from Cooper apologizing for ruining Sale
>>68779009
>can buy the best prospect in baseball
How is that fair?
>>68778988
Who were those top prospects from the dodgers when we traded becket crawford and gonlazez?
Mother fuckers. Why can't they let Sale strike douchebags out like he used to when they play a team that can actually hit. Or any central division team that see's him all year.
Chicabros, remember Clay is still in the game and hasn't given up his mandatory grand slam
>You now remember Izzy Alcantara
>>68779043
allen webster and rubby de la rosa
>>68779031
Cooper has failed all his recent projects. I cant think of one that's good.
>smarch
>latos
>supposed new danks
>shields
And now Sale's new approach is fucking gay
Coop is also like the majority of this team, overrated has-beens who should no longer be in the game.
>chris sales
>>68779085
I was at the game when he kicked the catcher
Saw him hit 3 hr's in a game too
>>68779065
More like remember when he practically shut us down last time we faced him
>still can't score with bases loaded
>You now remember Daniel Nava
Reminder that David "Big Papi" Ortiz should be batting with the bases loaded right now
Fuck you Farrell faggot
>flash backs of last night
Why is Hanley hitting like its 2015?
Nasty. Sneaky nasty. I want him.. sexually.
>>68779113
migo, and Q I guess
>>68779168
we have the gameplan now, just let them load the bases
He gone, phew
Come on offense. Fucking offense.
alright so lets get this sale trade done sooner than later
Where is Drapper?
The Fuck are you swinging at malk?
Am i the only one that cant take Dennis Learys comentary and jive talk?
Fuck off with the cheese and painting
>pitching to one of their 3 good hitters
clay...
Holy shit, Frazier did something
hey a hit
and a run
wat
Buckholz you cant even give us a chance if every mistake you make lands in the monster seats
How long till Clay is an Uber driver?
HOLY SHIT FRAZ
>>68779176
it hurts for the man to even walk anon. His retirement couldn't come sooner.
CLAY SHITHOLZ
L
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>>68779353
He'll be working at Bobby Valentines sub shop in no time now
>>68779334
>todd
>good
He only hits home runs once per week while getting out the rest of the time
>>68779170
Daniel Nava sucks lol
Trouble is, I actually like Clay in long relief.
Lawrie's still worthless though
>blegh
Carlos-San when?
>>68779217
there are no more hi Drappers the messiah returned during the night.
>>68779431
he was good in the bullpen
>>68779409
that's a home run a week more than 2/3s of your line up
>>68779468
I know
>>68779334
>Toddunn lafrazroche
>Good
>.199 Avg
He makes me actually miss... miss...
>>68779353
I think he'd be demoted to Lyft in a few months.
>>68779459
>>68779431
This is honestly his only value at this point and that itself is fine if we could fucking get a decent 5th stater but everyone before him blew it big time
For what its worth guys no matter what Clay is gone next year to free agency. For everything we've improved in 2016 we still have our '15 issues. 2017 is gonna be the year we go deep into the play offs
>Posting that stupid ellen baker shit
Holy shit thats fucking stupid stop putting that shitty waifu bait on here. go white sox
>>68779527
You've got your own game to worry about, leafman
>>68779527
>that post
>that flag
Fucking hell come on Sale
>>68779527
>shitty waifu bait
>go white sox
poplar has been the white sox waifu longer than you discovered that the blue jays exist, leaf
>>68779459
>Clay sucks as starter
>put him in the bullpen
>actually pretty good
>Make him starter again
>sucks
why does farrell feel the need to fuck with things when they're working well?
>>68779639
Poplar is old hat. 9 out of 10 white socks agree that Taiga is the best
>>68779639
hey that reminds me wasn't chicaco one of those anime fanbases or am i mixing that up?
also did rage pepe guy finally have a heart attack?
>>68779659
Who do you have pitching 5th then
>>68779696
Danks or Latos, both are available.
>>68779672
great taste
>>68779696
Sean O'Sullivan
>>68779786
honestly this
pretty consistent and got good run support when he pitched from what I remember
>>68779816
Was meaning to take the piss, but why the fuck not?
>ball
Fuck you navaroo fuck you
>>68779786
Is that the guy they got off the street from Southie?
>>68779786
You got me there, I saw SOS on his first attempt and he wasnt that bad.
>>68779894
#BringBackFleurs
>>68779932
>replace shit with crap
How about getting a good catcher instead
holy shit
what the fuck is mookie's dad saying
jesus fucking christ top kek
>>68779170
>ywn know the warmth of daniel nava's smile again
Christ Mookies dad lose his enunciation in Vietnam?
>>68779672
>9
8.
>>68779972
Well, under normal circumstances, ie not freak 6-20 slide, we should have pushed for Lucroy. Then again under normal circumstances, Avila AND Navarro wouldn't have been become complete shit making each other shittier and Kevin Smith wouldn't have had an injury the moment he was called up. Man.
4 in a row, he's on fire
>>68780151
7
>>68780207
>kevin smith
Fuck I forgot about that. Poor Guy
>>68780151
>>68780244
absolutely disgusting
>>68780262
>>68780207
Kevan* my bad
Freaking him and May. Not good for our depth.
>>68780151
Rbo san.
>>68780151
>>68780244
I'm not accepting any more votes, sorry.
Well hey we managed one whole run more on buccholz
Taking them positives
>>68780360
Josavior!
Come on Melky getim in
>malk
All that shit to look at one down the middle
>toddunn
why don't people talk about how shit hanley is
When are you guys just gonna give us Sale already like fuck
Thank you Sale
>>68781172
Never
Does anyone actually remember Mr. Italy?
>>68781172
no
So why dont they make Barnes a starter?
>>68781426
>>68781318
Think of the long term guys
>>68781297
And shuck
At least blegh didn't strike out
>>68781474
Ain't happening
>white sox "offense"
Rbo what gook cartoons are you watching this season?
>>68781702
I just have Macross Delta and JJBA Part IV. Haven't watched too much lately and there's also the lack of motivation to do so.
>>68781454
Why not Breslow?
>SHAW
>ANOTHER HIT
alright alright alright
>>68782090
Roger that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8me0G6dFZFY
Awww fuck. Decision time Robin.
Eck is such a great commentator its like he's always one step away from casually dropping f-bombs
Come on Sale
>>68782218
Neat.
HE GONE
Based Condor!
>white sox
>doesn't wear white socks
u wut m8?
>>68782669
Need the throwbacks with shorts to get those
Nice timmy
Come on abroo
>>68783200
Dang. Welp. Doubt sales coming back out. Bullpen pls
>>68782416
Eck is shit
>>68783331
absolutely pleb taste, lad. eck is legitimately elite in beisbol color commentary, though he is obviously more pitching focused.
>>68783455
First of all he is a degenerate swinger.
Second he would be tolerable if he didnt try to use 70s slang
Jones pls
Time for despair
pls score
Hanley is due for a HR
right
down
the
fucking
middle
HOLY FUCK MESSI
>tfw USA Iost
pls win [white] sox
what is price eating?
Phew
Come on insurance
>>68784415
>USA lost
>Red Sox continuing this spiral
football season couldn't come sooner
>>68784667
>LOBston
>manlets
>koji
>mookie cookie
there's plenty of other shit but A) spoonfeeding is bad and B) it seems like more posters disappear every season so memes die out
This team's baserunning is just fucking immaculate.
Fuck you blegh you retarded baserunning
Drob fucking pls
what a play
>>68785002
RIP paranoid nuclear war anon.
W E W
>>68785264
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Dubs confirms le epic comeback rally
please take us to the promised land large father
>>68785264
Kek
>>68785264
their hands look small
>>68785264
Delete this now
If chi-town wins I am going to hang Rbo up by their feet in a Gaylords neighborhood with a sign that says "Hit rbo with bats for free"!
Come on drob
What is withese kids wearing their hats inside out?
>>68785740
I'll be waiting.
Shit, come on drob...
OVAH
Thank you based Sale
Hopefully the good mojo carries over to Q tomorrow
welp gg sempai
looking forward to tomorrows game with you guys
Red sox collapsing
>>68785867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfTg4Fcza58
:(
WINNAH
BASED SALE
BASED DROB
BASED TIMMAY
gg bosox
Q tomorrow. Oh man oh boy
well, RIP this offense and back end of the ""rotation"".
gg soxbros and chiraq animefags. try to be happy for 24 hours.
The curse of Don is on
>2 runs in 20 innings
>the vaunted red sox offense
gg Sox
>white sox in charge of playing within their division
It's like Jekyll and Hyde.
Well, Sale's still not throwing much of his changeup but I guess it worked for this game. I'd really like to know WHY though.
>>68786584
Saving it for later?
>>68786991
inb4 Rbo kidnapped.
>>68787368
>luring me out of my NEET cave
Dis gonna b gud.
>>68787515
As a security researcher I have my ways.
