So how are they not the favorites? They're the best team in the whole tournament so far.
Does the pineapple give them strength?
ZA DOM
>>68771830
rooting for croatia tbqh lads, best midfield in this cup
>>68771922
Yes, its actually a powerful relic
>>68771923
Spremni
>>68771830
I'm so mad rn
I predicted they would be the dark horses months ago
Wish I'd put a bet on when the odds were really good
>>68771995
here, put this on
>>68772228
kek
>beat Spain besides immense refball
Deffo favorites in my books.
>>68772228
thanks flagbro
>>68772319
Fact Spain couldn't do shit in a rigged game is just hilarious.
>>68772319
great job
you, iceland, wales and portugal are the best in this tournament
>>68772419
>wales
Thanks Polebro!
I think Croatia have been the best, shame about the retard fans against the Czechs
Its gonna be a Italy-Croatia final
>tfw country is relevant
This is a good feeling
>>68772319
>>68772419
t. samefag
by 'you', I meant the Croats
you are all the same anyway, i still believe that close cooperation will be possible again in like 30 years amongst serbocroatian speaking nations
they are the favourites because they have an easy path to the final while the other good teams kill each other
>>68771830
Don't worry, some retard will throw flares on the field again and get us suspended.
Dubs confirm
>>68772880
They won't though, we're financing UEFA.
We're just gonna get 200k instead of 100k
>>68772228
Top kek brate
>>68772477
>fans
>>68772661
>serbocroatian
Stop this meme please,there is Serbian and there is Croatian
>>68773501
It's 99% the same thing, there's probably more of a difference between american and british english, than your languages
>>68773646
You would be surprised, it like you say that German and Austrian language is the same, or Czech and Slovakian
>>68773646
Nice baiting :^)
>>68773501
m-muh yugo!
>>68773785
There literally is no "Austrian language"
>>68773801
>>68773785
only the butthurt is keeping you apart
>>68773646
i am tired of this shitty meme
if i try talking to serbs in my dialect they don't even understand me and think i'm a slovene
fuck off
>>68772419
>Poortugal
The fuck are you on?
>>68773853
Still, there are some differences, it's not the same.. Don't speak German but when I was in Austria they got buthurt when I said to them they speak German so I ak not sure desu
>>68773915
>>68773801
>>68773785
even if they are vastly different, then serbian vs croatian is not a thing
>>68772682
Still had to beat Spain to get the easier path. And they earned it
>>68773956
they just speak in the same dialect as southern germans do
One big store that sells tv sets here in Croatia sold tv's promising to payback all the sold tv's if Croatia gets to final, to boost the sales even more with not much hope in our team getting far.
I bet some CEO's sphincter is clenched hard right now.
>>68774023
>štokavian dialects map
kek
>>68772228
heh'ed
>>68774161
Serves them right for their probable lack of faith.
>>68774042
Not really. When I was there I could understand Viennese dialect but Tirolian didn't even sound like the same language
Hello I would like to board the Croatia hype train. I brought some flares too.
>>68774358
Welcome
>>68774161
So do we need to win finals or just get in finals ?
Also which store ?
>>68772661
>serbocroatian
no such thing polack fag
>>68773646
you obvously know shit..et me give you some examples.
Serbs say: makaze Croats say: Skare (meaning scissors), Serbs say: Merdevine, Croats say Lojtre (meaning ladder), Serbs say Pasulj, Croat say Grah (Beans)..not to mention that Croats don't use cyrilic script, while Croats don't. + language similarities don't mean the people are the same. you are neglecting the HUGE differences in mentality, culture, history, religion, interests etc. you have no clue about Serbs and Croats.
>>68774395
just get in finals
In Interspar, but the action was from 18.05 to 14.06. so yeah
>>68774595
Thank you German bro
IMA JEDNA
ZEMLJA MALA
>>68774595
It just irks me that they could be so close and united, look at Germany, France or Spain, they looked similarly to what you're describing before they united
but instead they choose to distance themselves even though there are like 20 million of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcq2rojqNk
>>68771830
We have a tendency to choke
>>68772112
I got 20 quid on them when they where 28/1 pre tourney, my mates all laughed at me. if they somehow win now, which I think they have a lot better than 28/1 odds of doing, I stand to pocket a decent sum of money for literally looking at player lists and thinking 'hmm they have a decent squad for those odds'
>after watching the first game I bet a girl i know that croatia would win the tournament
>she said italy
>she wanted to make a bet
>I said well what do you want to wager, if i win what do i get?
>she said anything
>i said if croatia wins, we fuck
>she said yes but with a catch
>we have to go to new york first and then we fuck
>the flight is $300
is it worth it
>>68774835
>An Italian gold-digger
ISHYGDDT
>>68774835
Yes
>>68774835
Bet what would be equal to 500$ (in reward) on croatia
If croatia wins
>you get 200$
>you get a trip to NY
>you get dat pussy
>>68774835
Just buy a whore. Or watch anime.
>>68774835
a prostitute is 40 dollars a fuck here.
>>68774835
NO. Shit deal. Get a whore fot that price.
>>68774722
Serbs and Croats were in one country together for hardly 100 years (not even that much) while there were 1000 years of culture and difference.
>>68774023
I don't understand the south western border of Croatia and B&H...
>>68775183
it's not historical it's just a border from Yugoslavia, many ethnic Croats in that weird part of Herzegovina that borders us
>>68774722
so why didn't you stay in a east-european union with Russia? secondly, comparing German unification with the Yugolsav one is absurd, because the term ''GERMAN'' predates all modern politics. The term is literally ancient and it is almost for 2 millenia inplanted in our psyche. Yugoslavism was forged in the early 20th century and was not doing any good to Serbs or Croats. They ended up slaughtering themselves 3 times in less then 90 years.
They can't be one, because they are not the same. Croats and Serbs are two different nations that developed under radically different systems and influences during a period of more then a 1000 years. Croats are German-Hungarian-Italian oriented and were shaped by western culture, religion (catholic) and western influences. The Serbs are a east-European nation that developed its identity under the influence of Byzantine Empire, Ottoman Empire and Russia. The language similarity is not enough to call such 2 nations ''the same''
>>68775183
Basically the Austrian-Ottoman border in the 19th-20th century.
Based Hrvatska had secured us a Spain vs Italy match which means Germany has basically already won the trophy.
>>68774835
>getting outplayed by a whore
>>68775388
we're coming for you next m8
>>68775231
that's understandable then. Can all you guys basically understand each other when speaking?
>>68775356
I know these countries were treated as a frontier between empires, but doesnt that say that they must stop being this way?
And is religion even that relevant? Churches will be empty in a couple years anyway
>so why didn't you stay in a east-european union with Russia
because russia is since its beginning an oppressive empire, i don't even have to say any other reason
>tfw when your biggest obstacle are your own fans
>>68775388
germany is an old tired team that will implode like spain
croatia and wales is where the future is at
>>68774835
what kind of bet is that? wtf, are you retarded?
>>68775448
depends on the region
one question, are you guys just bandwagoning, im sure most of you will shit on us if we fail next game
>>68771830
defending our pineappleless bros pride
>>68775887
nah I supported you since your first game
>>68771995
I fucking love their midfield,
Modrić, Rakatić and Kovacić are all going to go down as God tier CMs
Plus, they have players like Perisić who are just fucking engines and play their heart out.
Seriously, how could you not love the team? (Not the fans/country, just the team)
>>68775356
Because Poland distanced itself from east 1050 years ago.
The other guy is a retard though, don't know why are you replying to him.
>>68775887
New to /sp/?
>>68775448
Everyone has a hard timing understanding northern Croats. It's almost like they speak an entirely different language. It's very close to Slovenian.
Coastal Croats speak a dialect that is very Italian influenced, although speakers of other dialects can generally understand them quite well. Most continental southerners including people from Herzegovina can generally understand each other completely.
>>68775887
if you win you're a meme
if you lose you're an exposed meme
>>68775933
>Perisić
It's Perišić. Damn foreign commentators always get it wrong. s m h
>>68775819
Germany has the youngest team in the tournament and is definitely going to win the championship.
Friendly reminder of the true flag of Croatia, Slavonia and Dalmatia.
My Croatian friends, where do you recommend I go on holiday in Croatia? I heard Split is nice, is it overrated? Are there any places with a nicer beach + medieval city combo?
>>68776317
zadar, split, dubrovnik...cant really go wrong
>>68771830
>blowing your load in the groups
>>68776317
the cities are tourist traps... choose a small place
>>68771830
I'm rooting for them actually :3
They are the best and playing a really nice football, I hope Modric gets fit to play and they reach the finals
>>68776317
Split is overrated IMO. Medieval city that's nice is Dubrovnik (where Game of Thrones is filmed) but it's most expensive city in Croatia. Zadar or anywhere in Istria is nice.
>>68772419
>poortogoal
uwotm8
>>68776317
many places with a nicer beach, no place where you'll get laid better
>>68773646
Hey pollack, are you for them or you naš?
>>68776374
>>68776438
>>68776428
Hmm, sounds like Zadar might be worth checking out, thanks lads!
>>68776428
This. You will also get cheaper rooms.
>>68776480
what do you mean? are Split qts the biggest sluts in Croatia?
>>68776317
zadar, sibenik, or just take a tour around istria, split and dubrovnik are great too, but they are just so fucking expensive (dubrovnik especially, most expensive city in croatia)
>>68776427
better to blow it in groups than at home with the scots fella.
>>68771830
FINALLY, WE HAVE BECAME AN COUNTRY WORTHY OF AN MEME, WE ARE "THE PINEAPPLE BOOMERANG COUNTRY WITH HOTTEST PRESIDENT( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaQdxxJlOs4 ) AND WE MADE SERIOUS SAM, WOOOOOORLD , NOTICE ME,IM DRUNK,WE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD THAT WE MADE KING'S LANDING , BUT LUKE (WE AND SKYWALKERS FAMILY ARE ON THE FIRST NAME BASIS...SO ... YEA..)CAME, SAID:"FUCK THAT¨!" HE UNLEASHED THE POWER OF THE FORCE AND DECLARED KINGS LANDING TO BE NEW AHCH-TO "
Shit, now iz have spoiled GOT finale.
We can go to space before Poland, and in Millennium Falcon, non less...
Sjebo sam kladu, mamu im jebem, dali su koeficjent na živo 24 za Hrvatsku, dok je Spanjolsla vogila, i bum 400 kn na nase, reko ko mu jebe mater, 8954kn
Thank you Spain on brand new GTX1080, god bless you, youzz be proud people!
>>68776525
Just tell chicks in Zadar that Zadar has prettiest sunset in the world and you will fuck any girl there.
>>68776525
you're from switzerland... Istria is the closest one and it's probably the best choice
>>68772419
>Portugal
I only rate Poland and Croatia so far. Wales seemed very shaky against popper opposition
>>68776565
my god, he doesn't know...
>>68776597
thanks, what about the island of korcula? looks really fucking nice, but might be a huge tourist trap...
>>68776635
i doubt it m8, i'm decent looking but pretty much a manlet. i don't expect to find any croatian qts.
>>68776660
well, i'm definitely not going to drive all the way there, but i'll check...
>>68776695
know what hrvoje?
>>68776663
I hope you don't lose tomorrow
it's time for CR7
>>68776428
Zagrab is not a tourist place. It's an industrial shithole.
>>68776623
go to bed m8 we'll talk in the morning
>>68776623
>gtx1080
>not rx480
Lmao, what a faggot
>>68776716
Basically Split qts are the biggest sluts in croatia. It's not a very exciting revelation or anything
we will win it
>>68776716
don't even bother going there if you're under 186cm
>>68771830
>fuck up the turks in match one
>fuck up a steward in match two
>fuck up 2pa1n in match three
I think im gonna be a lifelong supporter of croatia this tournament.
>>68771923
SPREMNI>>68771995
>>68776212
Sorry I forgot one accent mark....
How does that affect the pernunciation anyway?
>>68776917
perishich
š=sh
>tfw Scotland beat them home and away in WC14 qualifying
i also stand to win £60 if Croatia win.
GO CROATIA.
>>68776878
i thought people who are under 186 are just an internet meme.
those people aren't actually real, right?
>>68776716
Also there is a term some of us know of.
"Split ass" (Ass from split)
Split qts are sloots and have notoriously good rear ends.
>>68774429
Thank you based deutch
>>68776959
Thanks for the grammar lesson, croatbro
>>68776976
It's very real. My brother is 183cm tall. Dwarfism is a serious condition desu.
>>68777044
de nada
>>68777104
para você
>>68777074
>>68776976
>tfw 165cm
fuck this gay earth
>>68776716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WO675-YmXs
don't belive lies. our girls are just spirited, is all
>>68777128
nas je samo jedan
>>68777149
KEK
HOW IS THE CAROUSEL, TINY LAD ?
>>68774835
I don't know.
I love NY but I hate pussy.
>>68776317
Visit Mali and Veli Lošinj, Cres, Hvar and ofcourse Zagreb
>>68777074
poor lad, hope he learns his lesson
>>68777149
shaqiri is that you
>>68777149
I measured myself in my fairly thick-soled running shoes today and I'm around 182, still basically a dwarf here in croatia
>>68777149
>165
are you grill or gay? if not must be annoying staring at people dicks
>>68776161
What if we are suspended?
>>68777265
Serb meme magic
>>68777231
>fairly thick-soled running shoes
You're 177cm 'tall' m8.
>>68777243
>average male height in Turkey is 5 ft 8 1/2" or 173.6cm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5LmqoromI
Educate yourself..
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE WHOLE COUNTRY IS BURNING. EVERY MAJOR CITY HAS FUCKING WAVES OF PEOPLE. FUCKING TOURISTS CAN'T SLEEP. 21/6/2016 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
>>68777350
i'm 181 senpai
>>68776716
If you hope to win Croatian women with your money or style, forget it. Be tall, confident and have a sense of humor. There is a fine mix of manly and respectful you should have.
Definitely not too respectful though.
>>68777149
If you're white it's ok.
>>68777422
god help you if you accidentally happen to have a red shirt.
>>68777490
>i-i-i-if you are white i-i-i-t's ok
Croats arent just playing pretty good but also making this cup entertaining as fuck.
>2008 revanche
>hooligans
>fucking up spain
/lifelong/ hrvatski here since June 2016 m8
>>68777569
so if we're not going up against italy,who are we up against now?
>>68774835
where the fuck you from son
They're mine since day one.
>>68777664
Probably iceland
>>68774161
I think you figured out who is financing these game sabotaging ultras
CROATIA WILL WIN DA EUROBOWL
>>68777664
might be portugal, i don't want them in 1/8
>>68777756
fuck..i don't wanna eliminate iceland, i'm /lifelong/ iceland
>>68777778
>>68777778
>>68777778
>>68777778
>>68777778
JUST
U
S
T
i just want webms of the goals please
>>68771923
SPERMY
>>68772562
Dont get carried away chief.
>>68776730
>croatia
>industry
>>68774595
Theyre all batshit slavs to me m8
>>68777462
>>68777490
>>68777565
I am Greek.
CHOKEATIA is winning fuck all
>>68776317
You should check out some festivals. Split is pretty degenerately fun during Ultra with half a million drunken western Euros chimping out on drugs and pissing on our monuments. From there you could visit Zadar and Dubrovnik.
I'm not a huge fun of such tourism, I mostly like to chill on the beach and once I sailed on some islands and explored nature.
I'm just drunk as fuck /sp/ I still can't believe that we beat Spain 2:1, I will never believe it, when I wake up tommorow I'll think it was all a dream.
God bless you, my /sp/osters, I love each and every one of you.
HRVATSKA
>>68778216
mrš jebem ti mater mrtvu.
>>68777664
Slovakia or 3rd from E/F
>>68771830
Al conflicted.
I want to root for them but croatian bros are suffering because of the corruption.
Them winning will only encourage that shit.
>>68775356
This German bro explains it well
So, was Spain vs Croatia best match in Euros so far or what?
This tourney has shown that counter-attacking > flaccid possession football.
>>68775913
But you also play well in French clay.
>>68771830
>best game so far, full of action and surprises !
could never imagine a croatia win against spain but coming back from 1-0, scoring with the B-squad 2 goals and winning against refball all together is just amazing !
well done croatia, you are carrying this tournament with the good and controversial stuff, that makes it interesting even for people who usually dont like watching soccer/football.
>>68774023
Croatia kind of looks like a gondola.
>>68779686
Excuse you, we either look like a dragon taking flight or like pacman eating bosnia
i'm drunk and happy as fuck, i still can't believe what happened.
I would probably still be outside drinking but i have to drive to Zagreb in couple of hours..
Holy shit lads it's coming home
>tfw visiting family for 4 weeks in August
>might actually be Euro Champions by then
I'm only a halfie but good for you, Hrvatska
>>68779829
Don't fucking worry, I just came home 20 minutes ago, all cops are drunk are drunk was fuck.
Zagreb is like we won world cup, it's a massive fiesta
Poland are better. Croatia are a meme team.
>>68779945
Excuse you, we we're never a meme team.
>>68778719
koji je tebi pak kurac
>>68779945
>t. Maciej
>>68779945
>poland are better
well, that's the first time that combination of words has been uttered in any language
>>68779940
it's not like i'm far away from zagreb, but still i don't want to expirience another drunk as fuck drive like last year.
I deffinetly should've stayed in Zagreb today instead of going back home just to watch the game.
Brate vjerujem da sava gori sada
>>68780109
Sve gori, ja sam se samo otišao presvuć jer sam se zalio pivom. Ma nemoj se brinut, cijeli grad čak i murija je luda, nema šanse popit kaznu halo, slavi se do preksutra. Učinili smo čudo
>>68780163
jebo me pas trebo sam ostat u zagrebu danas, a ništa sljedecu ostajem u zagrebu gledat pit dok ne padnem
>>68779998
>>68780064
>>68780093
KEK
Poland will shit all over you MEMES
How did they loose to memexico two years ago?
>>68780400
midfield was set up wrong
>>68780400
I have no fucking idea. I thought we had Mexishits pinned down in that game, and from out of nowhere they destroyed us.
>>68780393
No CDPR Britain emplyee, we will shit all over you.
I'm glad they beat spain because i'm gonna be even more happy when cr*ats lose in 1/8 finals. KEK.
>>68780757
Try qualifiying for easiest Euro ever next time, maybe it will nake you happy
>>68776623
if i was a croat i would be embarassed as fuck, you're so cringeworthy on 4chan desu seriously
