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WAS:Strasburg (back) scratched from start Monday
TB:Mahtook diagnosed with fractured left hand
INT:Report: Mets 'weighing' run at Gurriel for 3B
ATL:Smith (thumb) could miss more than 6 weeks
LA:Puig (hamstring) to be activated Tuesday
TB:Marlins contacted Rays about Jake Odorizzi
COL:Mets 'debating internally' about Jose Reyes
CHC:Cubs place Fowler (hamstring) on 15-day DL
TB:Steven Souza (hip) gets cortisone shot
LAA:Tropeano (shoulder) to begin rehab stint Thu.
SF:Matt Duffy to undergo MRI on Achilles
PHI:Velasquez (biceps) to make rehab start Wed.
PIRATES GET THE CUBS' HUGE DICK DOWN THEIR THROAT AGAIN
Pirates need to call Snake their fucking daddy. How many times have they been assraped by him already? It's like they willingly allow it.
You'll dwarfs don't even scare Snake Scarrieta.
It's a real shame that our homeboy stopped posting the "Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card game."
Same thing goes for "Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game."
The Pie Rats dedicate this song to Jake "Daddy" Arrieta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKWuGJc_F6s
no dwarfs allowed
comeback windians!
me in the middle
>tfw you'll never throw out the first pitch at a MLB game
why even live?
Royals
>Don Mattingly
>Robin Ventura
>Joe Girardi
Is there something about being an ex-Yankee that makes you not know how to manage a Baseball team?
>strasburg ducking kershaw
poor form
>>68746831
>dissing Donnie Baseball
Reminder that the tag-team duo Don Mattingly and Barry Bonds will cuck Los Angeles out of the playoffs this season
>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>16 US presidents were elected
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck
>>68746729
she's fat ttbqh
>>68746889
wew, haven't seen this one in a while
Bases loaded
0 outs
Bottom 9
WHOS ABOUT TO GET WALKED OFF
>WALKING ALL 3 PEOPLE ON TO LOAD THE BASES WITH NO OUTS IN THE BOTTOM 9TH IN A 1-1 GAME AGAINST THE RED SOX
THE
WHOS
ARE
LITERALLY
ART
>"This guy deserves a loss. Horrendous!"
Red Sox announcer on Whos reliever Zach Putnam walking the bases loaded with no one out and a tie game in the 9th
LGTSS
>>68746925
How low test can one beta possibly be
>>68747000
That was Dennis Eckerseley. He does color for us from time to time.
FIVE MAN INFIELD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>zach putnam
>zach duke
>zack burdi
how many terrible zach relievers do the whos need?
>manlets
>oh no we can't risk our precious baby's 0
kek this is why they will never do anything
>The #Indians were the second Cleveland team in as many days to come back from down 3-1 to win.
Windians
>>68746831
>that grainy ass quality
I'm trying to fap to Munn here
>>68747161
who's the guy on the left? does he play for the indians?
>Buster Posey appeared to grab his right hamstring as he ran down the line.
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>68747207
That's just some random cavs fan posing with kipnis m8.
>bombston
>>68747273
>bases loaded
>no out
>fail to score
>>68747000
>
>
>
LGTSS
>roid sux """offense"""
>>68747299
>against the white sox
Nice win tbqhfam
>>68747231
it's okay
http://www.twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/745074814000443392
>>68747299
wew lad I felt like I was watching my own team there lel
>>68747207
Don't disrespect based Michael Brantley now
>>68747406
i thought he died?
>>68747406
is he a real indian
>>68747418
Sadly he is officially half died. Was supposed to be okay to go a month into the season. Then All-Star break. then they let him play and now the FO is basically just avoiding the fact that he'll be out for the season.
>>68747299
>lost to the whos
oh am i laffin
>tune into the monday night game
>Strasburg scratched
Top ree
NADS-DOYERS THREAD WHEN!!!!!?!?!?????
>>68746729
>those tits flopping around
gonna mega sag soon desu
>>68746787
>tfw mr EX CIA boss and POTUS is wheelchair bound and crippled
sad desu
>>68746869
the dodgers are going to miss the WC spot by a fucking mile this year with a nigger manager
>RED KEKS
rockies marlins new record for most runs in a game all via solo homers with 8, previous record was 5
>>68747572
He's just old now bruv, that's how life goes ;_;
>>68746787
he looks so gay in that picture lol
>>68747765
lol, fucking mortals
see u at ur funeral faggot
>>68746771
>using orson welles for anything other than Philly
it's just an unwritten rule and you obviously don't respect it
>>68747784
gay as in happy and carefree?
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
DON'T ASK JUST VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541373
>>68747899
no, homosexual you IDIOT
Why is Strasburg such a coward?
>>68747941
I'm just not seeing it
So are the Twins going to start rebuilding now?
also Angles, Whos and Stankees should rebuild too
basically half of the AL should be rebuilding but instead put themselves in .500 limbo
>>68747954
you must be blind rofl
>>68747998
you must be home of sexuals
>>68746986
>And the whos still won
>>68747998
are you okay?
>Interesting reversal for #Mets, who are indeed now harboring some interest in Jose Reyes. They think he'd be capable of playing third base.
>>68748032
yeah
>>68748041
Are you sure you don't need to talk about something?
pilates
>>68748033
>"fuck Reyes we don't need him"
>swept by the Braves
>"so Jose, about playing third base..."
>>68748069
yeah
>mfw Whos still have meme magic left but Phillies are bone dry dog shit
>>68748109
>Whos still have meme magic
what makes you say this?
>>68747994
The Angels have to trade Trout and blow it all up
Pujols has six more years and he's not the only one with a dumb huge contract
They have 0, ZERO prospects in the top 100
They are dead for eternity if they don't start over right now while they have any pieces to move left
>>68748147
They just outmemed the red memes
>>68748160
I hope that faggot gets busted for PED's
>>68748244
If he is roiding, all the more reason for the Angles to get him the fuck off the team, this season, before the deadline, in some fuckhuge prospect haul
I think even with the idiot front offices peppered around the league there's going to be few takers for what the Angels would offer
>espn broadcast of nats-doyers game
>talking how you should take a southern california baseball trip
>mentions dodger stadium and petco park
>not a word on anaheim
>>68748419
>implying people want to do heroin and go ATVing
>back to having best home record in MLB
thanks methinals
Is there any stream/broadcast of the Midnight Sun game in Alaska tonight?
>marlins have one of the best starters in baseball
>marlins have one of the best closers in baseball
>marlins have bonds as their hitting coach and a bunch of young players
I'm sensing a meme run this year
>>68748325
there are literally 0 teams that could offer a fair return for trout
>>68748692
Nah some teams could it would just make no sense to do it.
THEY CANT KEEP WINNING
>>68748692
Who needs a power hitting outfielder so bad that they'd sell the farm for one this year? I can't think of anyone really.
>>68748737
BUT WE WILL
>>68746729
FUCKING RAGS
THEY
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>lead is only 11.5 games
time to panic?
>Dodgers up 2-0
would have been a close game if Strasburg hadn't skipped out
>>68748599
>13-23 on the Road
JUST
>orioles lose
>red sox lose
Thank you rags and who's
introducing smuk angie
>>68748809
shh...
>>68748815
You're welcome [spoiler]Not[/spoiler]
Why is Harold such a manlet?
>>68748739
Dave Stewart would sell the farm for a power hitting outfielder.
Just ask the Braves on how they got Swanson, Blair, AND Inciarte for Miller. The Braves made out like bandits on the trade.
Maybe the Angels could too
Quads confirm rags cubs WS
>>68748866
nah royals
>>68748866
>implying not the White Sox-Padres
>>68748866
>Double dubs
close enough
>The Yankees will continue to fuck themselves over by hovering around .500 this season
FUCKING COLLAPSE ALREADY. I don't care if >we get 100 loses this season. We NEED prospects. We also need to be in the front end of the draft, instead of constantly being smack dab in the middle.
>>68748888
awww shiieeettt
>>68748888
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68748893
How do you fuck that up when she's already leaning against you like that?
>>68748866
>double-doubles means they lose in their respective CS'
welp, there's always next year, scub fans
>>68748888
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
>>68748888
C O N F I R M E D
O.
N.
F.
I.
R.
M.
E.
D.
>>68748888
>>68748866
Quads of truth
Wew lad
>>68748888
DELET THIS
>thinking gets will get the ottomans to the world series
Their choking ability transcends memes
>>68748888
>Confirmed
FUCK
>>68748996
That's what they said about lebron and Cleveland
Meme magic has reached levels we cannot even comprehend anymore
>>68749008
>thinking that the Cubs curse isn't THE biggest meme in all of sports
>>68748787
Cubs implosion imminent, get ready to panic.
>The one year the Mariners decide to do mildly decent, the Rangers just go on a fucking rape tour
Will Seattle ever win anything?
>>68748888
PRAISE KEK
>>68749008
/sp/ hasn't mastered meme magic like /mu/ and /tv/ have.
>>68749079
>/mu/ and /tv/
/pol/ literally memed Trump into the GOP nomination
>>68748888
>>68748866
>Le even Year meme ends
Thank you kek
>>68749079
what did /mu/ ever accomplish with their meme magic?
what are the chances the mets sign reyes
>>68749042
Memeiners are just that
Memes
>>68746771
Ottoman Empire.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW.
>tfw 9.5 games up
>>68749026
I think that's advantageous to them. Meme magic transcends the meme itself causing a meme implosion. Much like a star dying, the ultimate meme imploding will spew numerous smaller memes across the galaxy in a spectacular display. Maximum rioting in Chicago will coincide with maximum shitposting in a dichotomy of memes that overloads the human consciousnesses quite possibly ending life as we know it
Why isnt baseball in the olympics?
Statistically spesking the Rangers are in a slump well, except one stat.
>>68749181
Who are you supposed to be again?
why does /sp/ hate our sport and call it boring all the time
>>68749311
because they dropped it
> Reddick
>>68749343
Back in 2020
>>68749112
>killed lemmy, david bowie, and prince
>>68749343
>kids in this thread during watch olympics baseball live
sad really
>Bryce "Strikeout" Harper
>>68749371
Ah, good stuff
>>68749376
they might bring it back for japan though
>>68749376
are you having a stroke?
>>68749434
yes, pls send halp
>>68749448
what's your address?
>>68749464
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TO MANY NUMBERS
>>68749482
rip
>Jason Mastrodonato @JMastrodonato 2m2 minutes ago
>Steven Wright has only eight wins through 14 starts with a 2.01 ERA and MLB's best offense. Good thing nobody cares about 'W' stats anymore.
Just a reminder that the W/L stat is quite literally the objective WORST stat to measure a pitcher by. k thnks bai
>>68749337
can we get an age poll in here
I'm not actually chatting with a bunch of grandpas am I
>>68749545
I'm be 37 in September
>>68749514
shut up nerd, the only thing that matters is whether you won or you lost, none of your fancy "stats" even mean anything
vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232990
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232990
>>68749545
18/f/cali
>>68749545
Haha epic baits my /b/rother!! Here's that reply you wanted. Let me know if you need some more!
>>68749593
are you okay?
>>68749619
calm down kid
>>68749574
>when suddenly I'm the oldest person on sp/
sweet
you fuckers the lawn and wash my car
>>68749632
do you have something you need to get off your chest?
>>68749633
>*mow the lawn
jesus
>>68749633
Tell me grandpa, how does one "fuckers the lawn"? Is that some kind of dirty old man slang?
when is pissboi going to weigh in on tonight's game
>>68749649
easy kiddo no need to get all riled up
>>68749376
i saw it when i was 7 during the atlanta games
>>68749674
Nice
>>68749672
You seem angry, we're just concerned about you anon. Maybe you should consider talking to a professional about your problems? Just a suggestion.
>>68749692
Kid, when I saw the show "Mad Men" I thought it was a documentary about your life. You need to take a break before you hurt yourself.
>>68749514
>>68749567
*ahem
>>68749589
You bang?
>>68749665
here have a boring non-sperg dodgers opinion
it's good but expected, dodgers win plenty games when they have guys on fire on offense (turner, pederson, seager) and lose every one when they don't
>>68749633
>tfw top of the bell curve
>>68749715
You're obviously off your rocker, you don't even know me. You should really talk to a professional about your paranoid delusions before you end up hurting yourself or someone else.
![tumblr_n6ty9krppT1sq9poio1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/phNaLX4.jpg "tumblr n6ty9krppT1sq9poio1 1280[1]")
>>68749728
si puto
>>68749755
>a grampa like me
NEAT
not enough baseball posts. don't feel like making one though.
Tigers
Royals
>>68749789
pop-pop, do you not know what a bell curve is?
>>68749813
I think he's senile senpai
>>68749813
>pop pop
you will call me Father and like it
>top
>curve
go do your fucking homework
Tigers
Watch Miggy hit a ball 467 feet literally out of the park
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/06/20/838613483/1466465628783/asset_2500K.mp4
>>68749633
being old is bad stupid
>>68749849
Unpopular opinion but I like Miguel Cabrera
>>68749843
Top of the curve, dummy.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! AT LEAST TYRONE BUYS ME STUFF
>>68749879
Damn...
>>68749843
I'm pretty dumb, but wouldn't you be at the -end- of the bell curve, rather than the top?
Hey A'sfags
If the Rangers offered you Prince Fielder, Lewis Brinson and Alex "Chi Chi" Gonzalez for Sonny Gray would you take it?
>>68749887
>>68749910
no, in the matter of evidence over populated mass, the top, or smaller of the portion of the curve, would be all sick and dying old people
Large matter would make up all you losers waited do die in your twenties
>>68749935
>Prince Fielder
nope
>>68749935
Give us One more prospect and I'd definitely be tempted
>7th inning
>gives up a run
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>>68749981
Alright, why not throw in Luis Ortiz into the package? Deal?
>>68749997
Maybe. Wouldn't be sure though
Utley is a fucking monster and he looks like he doesn't want to go away any time soon
Blake Snell funny.
This dude actually look like a snail too lmao he'll probably have the best curve in the AL
>>68749997
>trading the first base coach
>>68750064
>First Base coach
Dafaq?
What did he mean by this?
>>68749079
Fucking /TV/ literally killed hundreds of people
Has meme magic gone too far?
what went wrong?
>>68750088
Damn, the rags got some good Shit to trade
>>68750112
they found the 144 expected in the crash
>>68750168
>#MIKidscan
God Damn.
Snails out here smashing a IG thoties and ur over here lamenting your teams failed season..... This dude in AAA and winning.
>>68750112
Wait what?
>>68750168
Boy Seattle sure turned to shit quick
Whatever happened to all those Mariners fans
>>68750208
still here
>>68749079
/pol/ got trump the nomination
/mu/ killing Bowie/Prince (well documented)
/tv/ deadly realife baneposting
/sp/ got Cleveland (53 years) and Kansas city (30 years) a championship
We should be up there now.
>>68750112
What? The fuck happened?
>>68750246
>>68750199
Since fuck baneposting in real life killed like 150 people.
>>68750240
You forgot /v/s overwatch meme magic
YANKEES SUCK
>>68750246
>>68750199
plane 4U9525 crashed in Dignes-les-Baines, France with no survivors, not clear what happened to it
Can anyone can stop The Rangers?
Also
>Memeiners
I cant believe I discuss baseball with retards who main /tv/, /pol/, and /v/.
/tv/ was funny until it became pedophilia central unironically, not that it's any less grave ironically. Fucking pig skins.
>>68750354
>>68750347
>>68750347
>>68750270
We're tampering with some messed up forces here. Maybe meme magic is dangerous.
>>68750411
we're counting on it
>>68750385
I don't browse any of those but if you're on the site anywhere you get an idea of big events and opinions of other boards
remember to vote Frankie
That's a nice batting average you got there.
remember to vote Moose
>>68750499
>that smile
Frankie a cute
>>68750354
This shit kills me every damn time
10 STRAIGHT SERIES WINS
>skims thread
>no dorothy wong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD2Gb2ZnPfQ
>>68750658
That's fun
>tfw an Astros fan tried to talk shit to me
>tfw I'm a Cubs fan...
>there are people who actually believe in "meme magic"
>>68750725
how many generations back did your family see a Cubs WS win?
>>68750743
How else do you explain this stuff?
>>68750749
My grandmother. She was born in Chicago and knew one of the players from the 1908 WS team. Google Jack Kust. He married my grandmothers oldest sister.
>Dipshits still think they can get teheran for spare parts and 2nd rate prospects
Someone should teach these dummies about leverage and how the barves have all of it for the next 14 months.
>>68750743
Your trifling with powers beyond you're comprehension.......
>>68750795
what stuff?
the only one that is slightly weird is the germanwings flight, and even then barely, still more than believably coincidental.
>>68750832
>having cursed blood
>tfw just going about your night and suddenly random name pops into your head for no reason
>Don Wakamatsu
What the fuck brain?
Its over for Jints now isn't it.
They are spluttering whilst the whilst the Dodgers are going from strength to strength, squeezing out wins in games with limited risp efficiency and with the best pitcher of this generation.
Give me one reason why the Dodgers won’t win the NL West.
>>68751636
It's an even year.
>>68751636
If 8-2 in their last 10 is sputtering, what is the Dodgers' 6-4?
>>68750385
/sp/, /o/ masterrace
>>68751636
Because they will, why wouldn't they?
Yeah the Dodgers will go on streaks now and again, so will the Giants. That's how the season goes
The Giants get 40% of their starts from two of the best pitchers in baseball. If the rest of the rotation can carry its weight they'll win 95+ games and win the division
>>68750499
>>68750546
>Lindor hinted months ago how Da Cavs would use the meme magic in their black sleeved jerseys to win one for Da Land
>he's going to harness more meme magic to win Da Worlds Eries for Da Land
>>68750743
It's still real to me, dammit.
>>68746821
how autistic is this fucking poster?
every fucking thread
inb4 butthurt royals fan, I don't care at all about that meme league and its DH
>>68752026
the dodgers have been going on 3 or 4 run streaks vs shit teams and the giants have gone on 10 game streaks vs the GOATS
>>68752099
when stuff gets posted everyday you just have to like it
>>68752121
Yeah. I'm Just saying teams will be up and down and not to shit your pants the second the Dodgers start playing well
>>68752099
Why does it bother you?
>>68752170
I am 24 the dodgers have been nothing but soul crushing disappointments my entire life
>>68752186
Exactly my point
>>68747033
broors just did that the other day and I missed it because slingtv is literal fecal matter
>>68748816
2qt4me
>>68749008
Cleveland doesn't compare. There were still woolly mammoths and shit in ohio when the chicago streak started, the nba didn't exist for almost 40 years
>>68752110
keep them coming this must be very therapeutic for you
Indians have real Indian?
>>68752998
Yeah this is him
He's drunk btw
>>68746925
they try harder
>>68746889
>Red Sox
> 2 championships after curse
Think you mean three bro, 04, 07, and 13. Must be some old ass pasta.
>>68753361
Its so old, the fungus growing on it is considered a nature preserve.
>>68749633
I'm just glad/surprised I'm not the oldest person here.
>>68753054
That little bastard was the reason why Cleveland teams couldn't win lol.
>>68754301
21.
>>68754326
Grandpa.
>>68754326
Shit.
I-its not too bad right??
>>68754290
Nah, it was just a bunch of bad luck over the years. They already had two WS championships, and multiple AAFC and NFL championships. The Cavaliers didn't exist until 1970. Never had a hockey team except for the Blue Jackets AAA team.
>>68754342
No. Just have to get regular checkups at the doctor now and can't drink as much. Plus, in 25 years I get my senior discount at Golden Corral.
>>68754362
Well apparently you're supposed to get regular check-ups regardless of age as good practice.
>>68754353
What about your city's indoor soccer league dynasty in the 90s.
>>68754341
Yeah, I still remember when baggy, comfy baseball pants weren't even a thought and the cool thing to do was wear the high socks look.
>>68754374
I don't follow soccer. Wasn't an option growing up where I did. Basically, if you played any other sport besides football, you were basically considered a pussy and a weirdo. Playing all 3 (baseball, basketball, football) was acceptable, just as long as you did well on the field in the fall. One of those places where parents will sacrifice their own child's education for the chance to win a state title.
Pretty sure the drought is only for the 4 major sports.
>>68754394
Where in Cleveland did you grow up in? I have family out in bumfuck Dayton.
>>68746849
STRASBURG IS A
BIG
FAT
MESS
:AIR HORN:
>>68754421
I didn't grow up in Cleveland. I grew up in southeast Ohio in a small town on the Ohio River (Ohio Valley).
>favourites to win the world series
>dark horses to win the world series
>favorites
Cusb
Jints
Rags
Nats
>dark horses
Mest
Cards
Doyers
Injuns
>>68755044
>favorites
>Jints
>dark horses
>Doyers
>>68746729
>qt
>can barely run without her log legs causing an earthquake
Pls
>>68755100
Even year meme aside the giants are a pretty good team. And the doyers have Kershaw so who the fuck knows what they can do.
>>68746771
1908
check your privilege
>>68755201
Injuries are starting to hit them badly.
>>68746729
>SF:Matt Duffy to undergo MRI on Achilles
>>68755346
They still have one of the best rotations in the NL
>>68755380
>Peavy
>Cain
>>68755443
Name better rotations in the NL
>>68755709
cubs
nats
>>68755812
Lmao then they still have one of the best rotations in the NL
>>68755346
>DL
Matt Duffy
Hunter Pence
Kelby Tomlinson
Matt Cain
(Romo, Adrianza, Susac ...)
SF 24(yes 24**)-Man Roster: http://m.giants.mlb.com/roster/
**at least today
Redsox fan here
how the fuck do we stop the rags? They look unstoppable. how the fuck are the so good?
>>68756380
>being enamoured with regular season stats
Careful
>>68756593
but the rags have a very recent history of being really good and they are even better this year
How easy is it too be an MLB scout?
After the whole Shields fiasco with how he was still traded for despite showing obvious signs of decline and terribleness, I'm wondering how pro level scouts do their job and if I can say do a better one.
I mean come on, someone was actually paid a bunch of money and said that James Shields looked good despite giving up 10 runs in his last start before the trade. Not to mention he's had a horrible season with the padres to that date and even gave up a home run to Bartolo Colon. What the fuck are the scouts doing and how the fuck did the GM buy into it?
>>68757058
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/james-shields-has-been-messed-up-for-a-while/
Some basement dwelling faggot practically writes a dissertation on how Shields has been shit for a while.
And somehow the White Sox scouting staff and GM team of professionals can't see any of this and still signed him.
This is beyond messed up.
>>68757281
dont talk shit about jeff sullivan you fuck
>>68757316
Traded for him*
I'm just saying some random guy in the internet was smarter than the entire White Sox staff of baseball operations.
What the fuck?
http://www.wbsc.org/news/australian-government-to-invest-10-million-in-baseball-initiatives/
>>68757342
Friendly reminder that hawk harrelson was once hired as the white sox GM and his most notable move was to fire tony la russa
Well that's one win over the baby bears. Need moar
>>68758315
But she's not brown or overweight
>>68758549
because anaheim is not little mexico like LA
>>68758586
>the los angeles anals of analheim
>>68758629
shit tier pornstar, amigo
>>68758726
aside from being a womanlet she was an 8/10
jake "natty" arrieta is going to be in the espn body issue, cant wait lads he looks juicy as fuck tbqhwy
>>68758726
>>68758752
>identifying pornstars without even seeing their faces
how
>>68758752
>worse boob job than Mia Khalifa
>disgusting cellulite
>stained yellow horse teeth
>fuck ton of makeup
>and to to top it off that squeak-inhale moan is literally the worst
>8/10
kek
KEK
I think the diamondbacks can actually turn the season around. They have a pretty easy schedule for the next month and Shelby miller and greinke have looked great their last starts . The sneks might actually do something relevant
>>68759152
>Miller has looked good
His last start was against the Phillies. Wait until he faces a team who wins more than 70 games this year.
Zputty to the 15 day DL
Probably explains last night.
>>68750658
>no qt azn ballgirl gf
>>68752081
>It's still real to me
Because it is and it predicted the LeGod getting one for Da Land
Wilfredo Boscan on the mound tonight throwing pitches to Erik Kratz behind the plate. Way to march out with the big guns Buccos. This must be how you won 98 games last season.
What do you do if your team is shit and don't make the playoffs every year but love baseball? I hate seeing my ass get whooped 90 times a year. Do I adopt a team til mine gets better?
>>68752998
I keep telling you yes
>>68759765
You watch every game and cope by complaining on /sp/
>>68750658
>doesn't even wear a full uniform
is this amateur hour?
>>68759765
you read baseball books and play baseball video games and follow foreign/independent baseball
>>68759765
You look for the moral victories and drink yourself to sleep.
>>68759765
you stop being a bitch and let baseball turn you into an alcoholic
>>68759737
Gee, maybe the Giants offense will score one run today since they're facing a #7 pitcher instead of a #6. The Pirates could play Ian Snell and still win.
>>68746729
not really a qt. More like that thick-but-no-ass softballdyke that i would still love to mate with. props on the snag tho, looks like she's got some skillz
>>68760101
You're missing an extra number next to that #7
That #6 pitcher is just a master troll who will give up 6 runs in three consecutive starts, then throw a complete game shutout. It's why he somehow made an All-Star team.
>White Sox Bullpen holds it against Boston
>Duke walks a bases loaded
>gets out of it
>Duke sent to the DL
Team just can't catch a fucking break it seems.
>>68760741
Oh wait, it's Putnam. Still sucks, but yeah.
>>68754377
>tfw I've always liked the high socks look ever since I was a kid
>I wore my baseball pants high from t-ball through high school
>sometime around Jr High the long, baggy baseball pants started coming into style
>in high school my teammates would give me shit for wearing pants like the guy in left picture when most everyone else was wearing pants like guy in right picture
I'm glad the "high and tight" pants are coming back into style, I just think it looks better when the socks are showing.
>>68759765
People who abandon their team during rough years are the worst """""""""fans""""""""" in sports.
>>68760741
>>68760887
Knowingly playing injured is the stupidest "unwritten rule" in baseball. This faggot almost lost a game for it.
when you woke up 6/21/2016 and kenny williams still has a job
>>68761515
That win last night bought him a week or so
>>68759765
After every loss boot up mlb the show and replay the game only this time have your team do the ass whipping
It's therapeutic
>>68762870
top kek
>>68760887
Man rbo how much did you drink already? I know Robin Hahn and KW are still on the team but place yourself.
Putnam was the one who walked the bases loaded
Duke was the one who El Duque'd his way out of it with huge help from Avila blocking everything
Putnam's the one to the DL, probably why he was missing everything last night
>eat bacon cheeseburger and big thing of chili cheese fries for dinner
>nasty farts start around 11:00pm last night
>have been shitting my brains out for the last hour or so
So this is how it all ends eh? I'm counting on my fellow Rangerbros to keep cheering the team on after I'm gone.
Seriously tho
Who can stop them?
Protip: No one
>>68762870
>tfw you suck at The Show and end up getting btfo even worse and then cry yourself to sleep after
>>68748866
>>68748888
oh man
>>68750658
>>68759601
Found her ;_;
https://www.linkedin.com/in/dorothykong
http://students.washington.edu/dkong/wordpress/
https://dorothykong.wordpress.com/
>Human Centered Design and Engineering (HCDE) with a focus in Human-Computer Interaction
>>68764323
>being this much of a creeper
>>68764510
>implying there is anything wrong with being a creeper
Literally googled Seattle Mariners ballgirl Dorothy and you get all these info about her, she publicly displays.
>Mets mulling over Reyes and Gurriel
Pic related
This team needs offense desperately. How the fuck are they worse than last year?
>Jake Arrieta will do the 2016 ESPN Body Issue
Current AL All Star ballot.
Thoughts??
>>68765224
>still no Lindor
come on!
https://twitter.com/ZackMeisel/status/745328070266073088
>>68764887
DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO SEE HIS PENOR
>>68765224
>Omar Infante is currently DFA'd and still 4th in voting for starting 2nd baseman
How many Royals fans do you think realize he's not on the team anymore?
>>68765325
>Implying you'd be able to see it after it shriveled up due to all the Pilates
>>68765448
Read a book you moron
>>68765224
Miggy deserves to be in over Hosmer
Desmond or Saunders deserve to be in over Mookie
I think those are my only complaints
>>68765554
Mookie deserves it over JBJ. I heard JBJ is hitting just over 200 after his meme hit streak.
>>68746729
>Closest team to The Rangers is the Memeiners
>They're 9.5 Games Back
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68765624
Ya but like all of his hits are doubles/triples/homers its so weird
Mookie has been great but idk, it could go either way for just about any OF in the AL.
>>68765735
>not having a double digit lead
>>68765394
Royals "fans" are bandwagoners who don't actually watch the games. Everyone knows this.
>>68765802
It's getting there. Once the Memeiners get BTFO by the Detoilet Niggers later it will be
London shitposting test
>>68765953
pls be in london
>>68765920
DELETE THIS
>>68766034
You know it baby
>>68765510
A fucking leaf
I need Arrieta body issue pics/previews FAST
Predictions. Go
>ALE: Red Sox
>ALC: Indians
>ALW: Rangers
>ALWC1: Orioles
>ALWC2: Royals
>NLE: Nationals
>NLC: Cubs
>NLW: Giants
>NLWC1: Cardinals
>NLWC2: Marlins
>>68766257
>NLW: Giants
>>68766257
Also
>WS PREDICTION: Rangers Vs. Giants Rematch
>>68766257
>ALE: Red Sox
>>68766257
>ALE: Orioles
>ALC: Royos
>ALW: Rags
>WC1: Indians
>WC2: Blue Jays
>NLE: Natnl's
>NLC: Cubs
>NLW: Jints
>WC1: Marlins
>WC2: Doyers
WS Predictions: Royals vs. Cubs
>>68766257
>ALE: Orioles
>ALC: Indians
>ALW: Rangers
>ALWC1: Red Sox
>ALWC2: Mariners
>NLE: Nationals
>NLC: Cubs
>NLW: Giants
>NLWC1: Dodgers
>NLWC2: Marlins
>WS: PREDICTION: Rangers Vs. Cubs
>>68765224
>4. Omar Infante
>5. Ian Kinsler
>>68766315
Fug that would be epic as hell
>>68766164
i got you famalam
>Rangers are 31-11 since May 6, best record in the majors in that time
WEW
E
W
>>68766431
>>68766473
>cusb
Is this you first season watching baseball anons?
>>68767014
W-why?
>>68765554
Hosmer is objectively better than Miggy. It's like you don't want to win the AL home field advantage.
>>68765394
His vote count hasn't changed a whole lot since the last ballot. He also dropped from 1st/2nd to 4th. It's clear they are not voting for him.
>>68767014
fucking sexy as hell and i'm not even gay
I should start doing pilates too
>>68767378
By what measure is he "objectively" better?
>>68767014
but who was benis?
>>68767425
no i was legitimately wondering how many don't realize he's not here anymore
seriously
>>68766917
Have you not been watching baseball this season?
>>68767619
Plants too man. Only dwarfs skimp on the plants.
>>68759052
>not recognizing the big tittied jewess that is Daphne Rose
It's like you're not even trying.
I think she made like one video in the past two years but she looked like she was miserable
http://www.pinstripealley.com/2016/6/21/11986666/yankees-rumors-trade-deadline-hal-steinbrenner
Yanksbrehs are you ready for the Yankees to be dogshit for the next twenty years? I know I am. Thanks Hal and your cronies.
>>68767930
Statisticly speaking they are almost identical at the plate. Hosmer has a higher BA where Miggy has a higger OBP and SLG. Sone of that can attributed to Hosmer being walked to get to GIDP man Morales. On the field Hosmer is overall better than Miggy. He is also younger and more athletic.
>>68763298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxmYPUSMAek
>>68769200
>On the field Hosmer is overall better than Miggy.
Defensive metrics absolutely hate Hosmer. Yes, even more than Miggy.
>>68763298
>>68769328
Posting superior version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae34qjaGOao
>>68769429
Which makes no sense considering hosmer has multiple gold gloves and is a premier defender.
>>68769633
Maybe, maybe not. Defensive metrics are finicky, but I still trust them over the eye test. At the very least, he's closer to a bad defender than he is to a gold glove defender.
>>68768484
Have you not been watching baseball the past 108 years?
>>68770189
HURR DURR MUH PAST
>ATL:Smith (thumb) could miss more than 6 weeks
god.. fucking damn it.
>>68755044
Mets and Cardinals are good dark horses since the Mets could simply do what they did last year and win a shit ton of games in the second half. I think the Blue Jays will also do that. The Mets need to fire their hitting coach and call up their prospects and the Blue Jays should trade for pitching.
Cardinals I could see being a dark horse but also possibly selling at the deadline and making some smart trades.
The Doyers are fucked to be honest and the Injuns look pretty good but they're kind of a weaksauce team, like the Pierats. I don't think they really know how to win.
>>68770457
>1945, 1969, 1984, 1998, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2015 is definitely the year, they won't blow it this year!
>(You)
>>68770642
Also i really like the rockies as a dark horse, more than the Memeami Marlins. That front office is turning shit around. They need Chatwood healthy though
Can someone post the Mest-Roylels smuk picture from last year's eries?
>>68770726
Until the fish get an entirely new front office from top to bottom, counting on them to do anything but disappoint would be dumb. They're a fucking mess.
>>68770974
thanks senpai
>>68770974
Were there any other similar ones?
>Bumgarner
>first round pick
>huge, backwoods hick strength
>gets even better under pressure
>Kershaw
>first round pick
>athletic since forever, expected to be great
>still slowly improving
>Arrieta
>5th round pick
>Suddenly far better than he was
>Does pilates
>>68771797
B-but hes just a late bloomer.
>Yankees managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner said that he has been encouraged by the team's recent play, and he believes that it will have a chance to reach the postseason if it can avoid injuries
HOLY FUCK, SOMEONE KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THIS DELUSIONAL FUCK
>>68770129
The Royals are a team that defy statistics. They are good despite the sabermetrics saying they should be a sub .400 team or lower. His gold gloves are a testament to the fact that to most people the eye test is better than a finicky stat.
>>68770658
No one going into 2015 expected the Cubs to be as good as they were, so before the Allstar break no one said much about them. This year however, they're breaking records that haven't been seen since 'm-muh 1908' so unless you're a pie rats or tardinals fan, you're just delusional
>>68773023
>most people
Gold Gloves are voted on by managers, not "most people." Hosmer gets them for his ability to catch the ball. The metrics hate him because his range is terrible.
Doyers reactivate Puig
>>68773203
>A man who thinks the cubs will reach the world series is calling others delusional
wew
Ive seen all I needed to see
Tigers are winning the world series
Kershaw has destroyed the mest, nats, and jints.
Who else does he need to defeat to claim MVP? The cusb?
Also dominated the Jays if it means anything in 2016.
>>68775202
Boston and Chicago visit LA this summer. I expect no less than 7 innings with at least 10K's and no more than 1 walk in both series.
>>68770974
Under 500 smuk anyone?
>>68771797
>tfw no Pilates coach
>>68775202
>le chokes in game 1's man
>>68759765
The 30 years of losses makes the eventual World Series win that much better. It's called life and you have to learn to deal with it
>>68775202
Just needs to maintain his walk and strikeout pace.
>>68775987
NEW BREAD
>>68776526
>75 posts early
No
royals mets
>>68776638
>>68776638
>>68776638
SF Giants vs PIT Pirates
7:05 PM ET | 4:05 PM PT
>>68777020
>>68777020
>>68777020
who sux/Red Sox where?
Are the Mets done guys?
After getting swept in a series by the Braves I think it's time to just forfeit the season
kek based
SEA_DET WHENNN???????
>>68777323
I really don't like that fucking guy
Dads vs O's
>>68777554
>>68777554
It's Hunter and Bordick again ffs
rays @ tribe
>>68777640
>>68777640
>>68777640
I don't know how you fuck up logos and uniforms when your team brand is a snake, but the diamondbacks did it
>>68777808
I mean they literally have D-Bags on their jersey I mean what the fuck man?
>>68778771
Cardinals vs Cubs
>>68778771
>>68778797
Phils and Twins
No thread needed
lol Kemp fucking sucks
WE ARE ON PAGE 9
\WHAT THE FUCK
>from 30-20 to 36-35
>Giants have half roster filled with whos.
>EVEN YEAR MOJO
>TFW UP 15 TO 1 IN THE TOP OF 8TH?!
How do the Giants do this?! It's like every even year the jints do the impossible. Being a Giants fan it's amazing and nuts.
JUST
>>68787184
But do the Jints ever fill spiritually full? With Christ you can do the impossible. Be a Christian. Go Barves.
>>68787424
>Go Barves
So as a fan of that team how do you manage to watch a game. Or do you just wait for football season to start?
>15-3
Well that's a football score for sure.
>>68788309
I just keep on watching. I love the Braves win or lose. I just keep on trucking.
>>68787424
>tfw no more christfag Affeldt
>At the Astros/Angels game
>People starting to leave in the 5th inning
>People still leaving in the 9th inning of a one run game
Why the fuck do these people even bother coming to a baseball game? They'll miss the last inning of the game just to possibly save 15 minutes by beating traffic out of the parking lot? Fuck these people.
>>68789177
It's cause both fanbases are full of filthy fucking casuals and fairweathers.
>>68788309
>football season
>Falcons
lel
>Anaslime
>Rags losing
Kek here come the Mariners bitches
>umps hate the angels
why
>giants won by a lot
yaaaaaay
>>68790008
What are you talking about? Street is getting good calls
Stupid beaner Correa thinks he's hot shit now piece of shit
>>68790149
nope
>>68790311
You win.
>>68790285
You are blind then
>>68790311
just gotta do that 10.5 more times
>>68790077
>Bumgarner gets basically no run support and pitches well
>Offense scores like 6+ the next day
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>68790375
only slightly
>>68789455
I'm sure this happens at alot of parks
They missed a great ending!
>>68789697
They probably care about JAWJA and JAWJA TEK
>>68790311
;^)
If any of you AssTros or Memeiners cockroaches think that just because we lost tonight, it doesn't mean you'll catch up. We're up what, 9? Don't get too excited now.
>>68790577
Actually I'm a Georgia Southern man. The real winners of Georgia football.
>>68790470
Bruh, if they can get the runs for the games that matter, I'm fine with nail-biters and the torture.
>>68789177
We used to go stand near the exit but still watch the end.
I legit left during the WrestleMania main event this year though
Epic fucking L are you simps really living in two threads? I can't stand all you sheeple but I brought a gift for you lowlifes.
>>68791319
still 30 posts to go though
>jints farm system
http://www.knbr.com/2016/06/21/giants-seeing-impressive-progress-from-top-prospects/
yea we may have only 2 people on the t100 but some how we still manage to pull guys out of nowhere and have them excel say what you will about our farm we still develop good players even if they get no hype
>Dodgers
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