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Andersen to TOR
Vesey to BUF
Yandle to FLA
Rev up those
>rags
YOUR 2017 STAN LEE CUP CHAMPS
WHO CAN STOP US?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY
>BABCOCK
>STAMKOS
>MATTHEWS
>MARNER
>NYLANDER
>RIELLY
>ANDERSEN
>VESEY
>SOSHNIKOV
>BABCOCK
>ZAITSEV
>JVR
>CARRICK
>KAPANEN
>TIMASHOV
WHO CAN STOP US?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY
McDonagh-Girardi
Staal-Klein
>rags
are the ducks trying to implode their team? so far they're 0 for 2 on offseason transactions
@TSNBobMcKenzie
Andersen's AAV is $5M on the button. $25M total value for five years
>68742284
>laffs
>not even going to give you a (you)
>>68742385
>getting a 1st and a 2nd for a backup
larceny tbH
>>68742385
Why do you think they rehired Carlyle? They just want to go full JUST.
>>68742408
Andersen isn't exactly a backup, he was the only reason the ducks didn't get swept by nashville
Yandle a shit
How do you make the Perds a cup winning team?
>>68742275
literally me
>>68742275
>Stamkos
???
>>68742447
Relocate them to QC
>>68742387
Andersen wants 5 mil? Jesus christ, he ain't worth THAT much, no wonder they traded him
>>68742425
>Button compares Laine to Hull
better tbH
>>68742531
>Country with 0 cups since 93
>winning a cup
I know you want the Nordiques back, but let's be realistic.
>rags
I think we really need to discuss and plan solutions to the Finnish Problem.
>>68742531
>>68742572
when tho
>>68742275
i want to die
>>68742275
>Vesey to BUF
>
>>68742616
Not until you unfuck your economy and improve your ownership across the Canadian teams. No NHL team is going to come when the Canadian dollar is worth nothing and the other Canadian teams are mismanaged badly. The league wants consistency.
>>68742640
Why
>>68742603
Gas them. Problem solved. What do I win?
>>68742616
>that logo
Argos/10
>>68742640
welcome to the club
>>68742706
How are the Argos this year?
>>68742712
kill yourself mongol bitch
>laffs
>Ander5on
They went full dallas, spending $10,000,000 on goaltending
>>68742719
I dont know, dont pay attention to the CFL
>>68742760
At least they aren't memes like Dallas has.
>>68742695
>>68742712
im a stars fan watching these teams pick up defense and decent goaltending and sitting here with an incomplete d core and shitty goalies and no money to work with
feelsbadman.jpg
>>68742275
me on the right
>>68742808
That's why you shouldn't spend outrageous amounts of money on Finns.
>yfw the >laffs are still a basement team for the rest of eternity and their fans disappear two months into the season
lel keep hyping yourselves up you delusional faggots
>>68742802
finns btfo how will the mongols recover?
>>68742864
no shit lol
>tfw trading has begun
>tfw the oilers do nothing other than draft bustkachuk and trade for pysyk and then wonder why they suck
>>68742885
The annual Leafs collapse makes me so happy.
>>68742885
But we want to be a lottery team the next couple years. Were guaranteed to be a bottom 8 team even with the additions of Marner, Matthews, and Anderson.
>>68742802
Bernier is an absolute mess. He was in the AHL.
>>68742909
The Oilers need a complete teardown from top to bottom. New ownership, new GM, new coaches, and new fans who will fix this shit lol.
http://i.imgur.com/nQGVUoN.jpg
ROFL
>>68742885
I hope someone is capping this shit
>>68742946
It's funny because Bernier wasn't that bad in San Jose. It's just the magic of the Maple Leaf Gardens, everything gold turns to shit.
>>68742909
Oilers should be ejected from the league 2bh
>>68742958
>7 reddit tabs
>5 HFB tabs
post yfw The Sailors win the Cup in 2021
>Ducks
The beginning of last season was just teasing. The suffering begins now.
TFW your team is gonna have the deepest prospect and talent pool in the NHL , but will still pick in the top 10 next year. When the fuck is this all gonna come together ?
>>68743004
>NHL in a KHL market.
I wish, but I love Jokerit too much for them to compete lol.
>>68743034
Good, fuck the ducks, you have to be punished for blowing that many game sevens
>>68742976
>Bernier in San Jose
>>68743004
YES YURO DIVISION WHEN
>>68743086
I had a huge brain fart. I meant Reimer.
>>68743100
Literally never
Any good UFAs in 2018?
>>68743100
London, Paris, Berlin, Hamburg, Stockholm, Helsinki, St.Petersburg and Moscow expansion when?
>>68743130
I like Grabner and Komarov.
>>68743034
Don't worry, you'll get Hall for Despres
>>68743130
Impossible to tell this far out since most will be re-signed by December
>>68743125
I just want european superleague without all the NHL communist shit like drafts and salary caps
>>68743045
As soon as >we get rid of Mike Smith family
>>68743154
>London, Paris, Berlin, Hamburg, Stockholm
Do Muslims like hockey?
>>68742808
Take heart, friend. as a >rags fan, I can confidently assure you Yandle is a shit defender and is only good for his passing ability.
>>68743173
How about a series or tournament between the top KHL and NHL teams in a universally agreed up code of rules?
>>68743199
well you love it in Canada
just listening to benning speak is fucking hilarious
TSN draft ranking show in 20 minutes
>>68743199
I hope not. The fewer nonwhites involved with hockey, the better.
>>68743199
Toronto has a team.
>>68743235
The mental gymnastics Benning goes through to justify his decisions makes me laugh.
>>68743233
>>68743243
>implying hockey in canada isn't declining
>>68743214
I don't think NHL teams would be too keen about that
>>68743260
Does that mean America will take your place as hockey's champions? just kidding lol.
>>68743235
Will it be streamed
why did they stop doing those season openers in Europe?
Remember Jeff Skinner's first game in Helsinki he had game winning shootout goal vs. the Mild
Why the fuck did the Sabres give up a 3rd round pick to talk to a fucking college kid? The Kittens gave up a 6th to talk to Yandle ffs.
>>68743260
>the more you let in the worse things get
wish both of us could learn that lesson
>>68743313
https://youtu.be/Zrks2mVfnqg
>>68743300
It's on Rogers Gamecentre Plus+
>>68742616
I'm not one for cartoony logos but that one is pretty cool. Reminds me of a QotSA Q.
>>68743337
Vesey has more value. They hold the rights later into the year and if they sign him they control him for longer
>>68743313
Because those games were meme as fuck and created scheduling problems for the teams involved. They had to have a week off after opening there because of jet lag, which meant they played a disproportionately higher amount of back to backs to compensate for having so many more off days early in the season than the teams that didn't go to yurop.
>its 120 degrees and I have 2 NHL teams within 30min from where I live
its always the 5th season
>>68743377
this,
thank god that stopped. Bettman is a retard trying to compete with the NFL in Europe. The NFL can pull it off because the teams play once a week and schedules to avoid the twice a week for the teams involved with the London project.
Can't wait to see how badly the vegas black knights will fail despite getting a head start on the raiders.
>>68743414
>rags
>>68743459
I for one want the Vegas team to fail so I can move them to Atlanta lol. jk.
>>68743459
The Vegas team is going to be so awful, I can't wait for the guaranteed wins
>>68743459
>black knights
you mean flamingos
>>68742958
So this is what finns wank off to?
>>68742808
>tfw GM and management are all idiots
>>68742275
>McMeme
>>68743034
You do understand that there's literally 0% chance that the Ducks could keep both tendies long-term, right?
How many points?
Is say 30
BOB'S RANKING SHOW
S T A R T I N G
>>68743700
103
>FINNS DOMINATING
>CANADIANS WEAK
wtf I hate bob now
>>68743732
Good post.
>>68743700
4, Babcock makes him play in the AHL all year
>>68743752
BOB KNOWS BEST
>THE BEST SINCE OVECHKIN
>He's cocky
>He's confident
>He's got a great personality to go with that great shot
>talking about tkachuk
>"the puck seems to find him"
Yeah, no shit. He's being carried by his linemates
Is he hyping up Laine??
No surprises here
1. Matthews 8/10 scouts had him at #1, other 2 had Laine
2. Laine
3. Pulju
4. Tkachuk
5. PLD
>>68743876
Thats cute that you think you know more than bob
>>68743902
Bob admits that he doesn't know shit and just polls scouts. Going to be fun watching him bust
>>68743843
>great personality to go with that great shot
>lainetakingphotowithfinnish7/10.webm
BEAN GONNA BE HIGHER THAN CHYCHRUN
our guy
JAKE BEAN
>Yandle for a 6th round pick and some conditional
I see Kulikov is going to get moved soon.
>>68742275
man his teeth are fucked up
>yfwswtc
We all knew Freddy was getting moved, but I'd hoped it wouldn't be for a bag of fucking pucks. Ducks have drafted well considering the lack of top picks over the years, but really what is it going to be worth?
Should've at least tried to get a good rental winger.
Why the FUCK did my team just trade for Andersen? Is Lou officially senile?
andersen is a babby back BITCH who wouldn't sign with the canes
>>68744199
>you
>>68744199
>>68744221
Benny is getting ready to move after that.
finland sucks
>>68744199
The picks Toronto gave for him are fair. $5M/year is a bit much though.
>>68744176
Yeah, recent history of the 30th pick is pretty bad but there's gotta be an exception at some point right? Ducks do draft well.
I think it was a win-win for both teams.
>>68744306
this to be honest
>>68744307
5M isn't a lot of money for someone who is supposed to be your #1 goalie. I'm not too keen on this kid and think he's overrated. I guess we'll see.
>I have to pretend to be a leafs fan because of Andersen
JUST
>>68744097
>a Russian named "German"
I traded away my rare Spurdos and Bills to a grill who showed me her boobs please share any duplicates you have so I can restart my collection
>http://www.tsn.ca/matthews-goes-wire-to-wire-as-tsn-s-top-prospect-1.511597
>50. Cliff Pu
>>68744338
I'm not saying Andersen's contract is Clarkson tier, I just thought he would get in the 4-4.5 range.
>>68744392
have a cats spurdo
>>68744374
>Roman Polak
A Latin slav?
>goalies are literally going to be moved around for free in one year because of the expansion draft
>team isn't going to compete next season regardless of goaltending
>trade a first and second for an average goaltender with little experience
W H Y
H
Y
>>68744392
Have a rare pepe.
>>68744428
500k extra is pretty small desu. If he got 6 I would probably would have sudokud
>>68744440
You forgot the part where they
>totally overpay him
>laffs
>>68744307
Yeah, good thing is there's only one more year left on Bernier's contract, or else that'd be way too much money tied up on goalies.
It's a bit of an overpay, but I think Lamoriello recognizes how important it is to have someone solid back there. I don't think he could have stomached another year of watching Bernier shit the bed.
if you post finland memes you are also a bad poster. you will be banned
>>68744356
You like him that much?
stop feeding the mongols they are a menace and are destroying /hoc/
>>68744479
perhaps the goat spurdo right there
>>68744527
The GOAT is the FUG root beer.
https://twitter.com/FlaPanthers/statuses/745036115728433152
What did he mean by this
>>68742275
Is her name Kelly?
>>68744199
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68744554
>getting caught by the pleb filter
>>68744440
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 3h3 hours ago
For those saying TOR price on Andersen was extremely high, no one would have batted an eye if Leafs used 30th pick to take 18 yr old G...
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 3h3 hours ago
So the question becomes, would you pay an extra 2nd-rd pick to get a 27-yr-old with 125 NHL reg season games instead of the 18 yr old?
>>68744605
Barkov is a bust senpai
>>68744605
barkov to vegas confirmed
>>68744605
FLAMINGO'D
>>68744605
he means that it's bye bye florida and hey hey las vegas
>>68744631
I don't mind getting a tender through free agency, but paying a sum like that has serious blowback in the future.
>>68744631
>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 3h3 hours ago
>For those saying TOR price on Andersen was extremely high, no one would have batted an eye if Leafs used 30th pick to take 18 yr old G...
>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 3h3 hours ago
>So the question becomes, would you pay an extra 2nd-rd pick to get a 27-yr-old with 125 NHL reg season games instead of the 18 yr old?
Drafting a goalie before the 3rd round is retarded. This doesn't take away from the fact that they overpaid. And they could've gotten someone else for cheaper, then used the 30th overall pick on an 18 year old goalie.
>>68744631
>no one would have batted an eye if Leafs used 30th pick to take 18 yr old G...
I would have
>drafting goalies
>>68744679
Anon 5M is not a lot of money for a starting goalie.
>>68744605
le second youngest lady byng winner after gretzky neckbeard
>>68744744
I know. I'm just suspicious of any amount of money the Laffs spend.
>>68744742
>not drafting goalies
Toews: 80gp 58pts +16
Barkov: 66gp 59pts +18
>>68744708
>Drafting a goalie before the 3rd round is retarded.
What makes you say that, what not before the second round?
>>68744744
with not a proven track record it's pretty risky though. Especially for 5 years.
>>68744774
Maybe the Habs should try drafting a center
>>68744690
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
>>68744374
>he doesn't know Aleksei German
>>68744791
muh chucky
>>68744605
i am an expert on the finnish language and am happy to transcribe his disgustin indececipherable languiage
>Salutations! I am Alexander Barkov and I'm happy to be hear in [redacted] and forward my country's policy to destroy any semblance of discussion on /hoc/. I also get angry at sandwiches although my mommy buys all of our ingredients (powdered of course because less effort) at Publix. Cheers.
He was mumbling, so I missed a few words, but thats the general idea.
>>68744798
Are you the fat beta she is groping? If so, did you at least get to grope her back?
>>68744708
Who could they have gotten cheaper that's actually good though? I'm actually curious.
You have someone like Bishop for example, who's definitely much better, but he's UFA vs. RFA and will be 30 in November. I can see him getting somewhere in the 7m range.
>>68744788
No I know. This is either a genius deal or a pretty shit one that you're stuck with for 5 years. It's a typical high risk high reward shit.
Will Quebec ever get its team back?
>>68744774
The exception is not the rule. Drafting goalie early is asking for a bust.
>>68744787
https://hockey-graphs.com/2014/09/04/to-draft-or-not-to-draft-goalies-not-really-the-right-question/
>>68744867
You could probably get Halak for a third.
>>68744908
Beta fuckboi detected.
>>68744908
Post vid or it never happened
>>68744908
>he doesn't link the video
>>68744787
>hurrr no drafting goaltenders ever even though all the cap era goalies except for tim thomas were drafted by their teams xD
>>68744893
after atlanta
>>68744970
I'm still not sure Tim Thomas was even real, I think we all just had a stroke in 2011
>>68744931
I like Halak but he's a glassman. Is he even up for sale anyway? Isles wouldn't have anyone left except for Greiss and Berube then...
>>68744970
>>68745004
sory I meant cap era cup-winning goalies
I feel like he shouldn't have retired or whatever
>>68744791
we did but..
>>68745006
Yes. He doesn't like playing in the three goalie system. And Snow is autistic, so he won't let his waiver fodder go for whatever fucking reason. The only person who still has media credentials for >our team(Staple) has said a few times that Halak is being traded.
>>68745029
Giguere won the Cup with the Ducks but he was drafted by Hartford. I remember this because they made a big deal when he retired how he was the last active player in the league who had played for the Whalers.
>>68745050
>Milwaukee, WS
Where the fuck is WS?
>>68745118
Between Chicago and Minnesota, I think.
>>68745077
Yeah, well that other anon is suggesting Halak would've been a better guy to go after than Andersen, but I'm not really seeing it. Even if Andersen is an overpay, Halak is 31 and nearing the end of his career I'd say.
>>68742275
>Vesey
Hasn't Vesey's agent just stated, that he'll be a free agent by August 15th?
Doubt he'll go to the Sabres
>>68744787
Starting goalies drafted by their current team
MAF until the playoffs, 1st OA
Lehtonen 2nd OA
Price 4th OA
Ward 25th OA
The rest were either traded for or were not 1st round picks.
Acquiring goalies is always easy because it's a buyer's market, and predicting their development at 18 is mostly a crapshoot.
>>68745166
Yes, Buffalel was BTFO my Dane friend
>>68744791
The Habs need a goalie though, don't they?
>>68745143
But the abbreviation for Wisconsin is WI.
>>68745195
That's what I thought! Neat
>its another edmonton does nothing in the offseason besides draft a skilled forward episode
i want off this ride
>>68745244
Relax faggot. Most of what's going to happen is going to happen on draft day. The next Griffin Reinhart will be acquired by your team in just 4 days so just fucking relax.
>>68745244
muh evaluation years
>>68745244
Read there's rumours saying the Oilers are looking to get Travis Hamonic, tho
>>68745316
Hamonic rescinded his trade request ages ago.
>>68745316
hamonic rescinded his extremely optimistic trade request, and with the blues being kike faggots and not wanting shattenkirk in the west, like that even fucking matters, its pretty much over for the oil
>>68745384
>>68745393
Aha, missed that completely, sorry
>>68745393
The blues are doing them a favor. Shattenkirk is an overrated faggot who is nothing more than a second pairing defenseman.
>>68745431
so hes better than everyone else the oilers have?
>>68745393
You can still try for Trouba, Lindholm, Barrie, possibly Dumba. Demers in FA as well
>>68745244
If only you guys can sign a legit veteran d-man like Sekera, get a legit goalie like Talbot, sign a legit coach like McLellan, and get a legit GM like Chiarelli. I think that would solve pretty much all the Oilers problems. Especially, when young prospects that are ready to contribute like Draisaitl and Nurse are ready to make the jump.
>>68745431
He would still be Edmonton's best defender by a mile.
>>68745582
>legit goalie like Talbot
kek
Who's the most meat-and-potatoes kind of guy available in free agency right about now. I don't want any flashy skill players, I'm talking about hard-nosed guys who get physical in the crease and make scoring chances.
>>68745485
>>68745590
No shit Edmonton's defense is AHL tier. I hope they overpay or overspend for shattenkirk because he's so overrated.
>>68745582
>talbot
>legit goalie
>>68745607
>>68745625
How was it that Talbutt was decent for the >rags but bad for the Oilels. Is it the environment he plays in?
>>68745607
>>68745625
He played like 60 games last year and had an average SV%.
>>68745620
My nigga okposo
>>68745620
matt martin
>>68745620
Okposo. Combines potatoes with dessert.
>>68745645
Smaller sample size and a slightly less shit team in front of him
>rags
>Cam Talbot played for the University of Alabama
>>68745656
>>68745660
>>68745676
Are any of them good ol' Ontario boys?
>>68745645
Oilels got no defense, just like back in Dubnyk era.
>>68745647
And they were the second worst team in the league.
>>68745699
Okposo is a good ol' minnesotan half breed with a quadroon kid
>>68745645
he was actually decent for the oilers, i would like to see any goalie survive a season with that fucking defense in front of them
braden holtby would have ran edmonton out of water hed be flicking so much
>>68745712
>And they were the second worst team in the league.
Which isn't Talbot's fault.
Where does stamkos end up? Yzerman seems like he doesn't give a single fuck.
>>68745840
KHL.
>>68745840
yotes for the memes
>>68745840
Metallurg Magnitogorsk
>>68745860
based metallurg
>>68745840
nobody is going to pay stamkos what he wants, maybe benning or KEKalainen are stupid enough
i suspect he'll come crawling back to tampa with a ""discount"" contract
>>68745920
He's a 9 a year guy. I wouldn't be caught dead paying anything north of 10 though. Yeah fucking right.
>>68745860
>>68745907
>live in Magnitogorsk
>die
http://www.blacksmithinstitute.org/projects/display/69
>According to internet resources, the air pollution in this city is so bad that it is difficult to give birth to a live baby. The local hospital estimates that only 1% of all children in Magnitogorsk are in good health and increased cancer rates in the city are attributed to severe pollution from dioxides and benzopyrene. According to Nezavisimaya Gazeta, only 28% of infants born in 1992 were healthy, and only 27% had healthy mothers.
>>68745950
>9 a year guy
no hes not
>>68745990
That's metal as fuck.
>>68745244
>tkachuk
>skilled
>>68745990
THOSE RUSKIES ARE TOUGH OKAY?
THE ONES THAT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE ARE THE KINDA GUYS YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM!
ALL HEART, GRIT AND SMOGGY LUNGS!
YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS KINDA PLACE THAT WHAT YA WANT THE GRIT THE NET PRESENCE THE ABILITY TO BREATH.
ALRIGHT!
>>68746029
>matthews, laine, poopoo, dubois, nylander
>skilled
>>68745995
Let me guess, you'd offer him 5 a year?
>>68745995
Yeah TB doesn't think he's a 9 a year guy either which is why theyre about to lose him
>>68745645
He posted something ludicrous like a .941 SV% after the all star break with the coilers AHL defense That's just fucking insane they don't deserve a goaltender like that.
I watched him during the WC and was praying for some exposure. He got exposed by Laine in Canada's loss though.
>>68746078
>getting exposed by finnish meme players
>>68745990
>>68746034
>there are literally Russian cities in the Arctic circle
>you can't even drive there
>if it's not summer you can't travel 2000 km by fucking sea to civilization either
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/06/the-depressing-industrial-city-of.html
>>68746078
he absolutely stole the semis from usa when canada fell apart though, it was martin jones level of robbery tbqh
Is Fleury elite?
>>68746078
They had him throw that game on purpose so they could cuck the Finns out of a perfect record in the final
>>68746034
kek
>>68746108
>living in literal mordor
"Maybe this is the time the #Oilers change the culture of their club and Hall really is a target that they’d consider moving." - Dreger
>>68746108
canada has a fuckload of inuit who live way, way up north
we even gave some of them old guns and told them to "patrol" the arctic like its still the 1970s
>>68746152
No way they absolutely need to draft another forward.
>>68746152
>Dreger
>credible
>>68746175
Dreger and McKenzie are the best in the business desu
>>68746154
>canada has a fuckload of inuit
>>68746192
Dreger is garbage about the Oilers. He just repeats what other people say.
>>68746152
meh, Hall is easily replaced, same with Eberle and RNH
>>68743154
>there will never be a comfy amsterdam expansion team I get an early season ticket for and meet other teams superstars consistently around the arena/in the city because I'm the only one that recognizes them
>>68746152
>Trade away the 3rd best LW in the world
>Coilers
>>68742275
I think I know who both of those people are
small fucking world
>>68746152
what does taylor hall have to do with the culture of the club? the losing culture was started by the inept management who put mega retards in all staff positions and consistently made bad deals and horrible picks at the draft
fuck you dregor you fucking fuckface
>>68746208
Well its because everyone knows what the oilers should do except them.
>>68746152
>>68746208
What is the probability of the organization screwing up McDavid's development?
I am afraid that McDavid is on a 50/50 course to becoming a bust.
>>68746208
>Hall is easily replaced
with who?
>>68746259
>mcdavid
>bust
Are you brain damaged? That kid could develop himself if he wanted to.
>>68746208
>Hall
>Easily replaced
You think Stamkos would sign in Edmemeton? Top kek
>>68746114
He was back in 2009
>>68746282
>>68746356
Either they suck and they draft high and can draft another Hall or they don't suck and don't draft high. Simple.
>>68746388
>And can draft another Hall
Because high picks always work out, yeah? How's Yak doing?
>>68746240
You THINK you know? How could you possibly not 100% recognize that zit faced man titted braces mother fucker that needs a god damn 9.99 special from great clips 2 weeks ago.
>>68746259
slim to zero, hes already top 10 in the league and he only played half a season
>>68746208
>Hall is easily replaced, same with Eberle and RNH
Who do you plan on acquiring that could come in and score 26 goals?
>>68746388
what kind of logic is that?
>>68746259
>He fell for the McBust meme
>>68746388
>draft another Hall
>mfw the coilers fanbase is just as cancerous and retarded as their past and present front office
>>68746451
Better logic than
>let's draft tkachuk and do fuck all again, i'm sure the defence will fix itself
>>68746406
I'm almost positive I know her unless there is somebody out there that looks exactly her
the guy slightly reminds of somebody I only sort of knew but I don't remember him being that ugly
>>68746451
I don't get it, are Oilers fans retarded or have they become brainwashed by their management to believe they can just keep recycling high picks with more high picks, as if that's a good way to build a team.
>mfw going on Normiebook and seeing people already claiming that the >laffs will be in the playoffs run next season now that they have Andersen
>>68746512
Guess who owns the Oilels. That's your answer.
>>68746522
It's all they have just let them be.
This thread is depressing.
>t. Oilels fan
Please give my CFL thread some bumps
>>68745821
>>68746259
What about his rookie season makes you think that?
>>68746608
dont worry at least you have the oil industry and your house isnt on fire
>>68746512
the arguement was that taylor hall is easily replaceable, which hes not, through drafting high again
>>68746493
Name? I think I do too.
>>68746621
Nah
>>68746493
That girl is like 14, the fuck is wrong with you?
would the oilers be relevant if they had drafted seguin? Or would he have busted like hall
>tfw no qt3.14 American ninja warrior girlfriend
finland
>>68746698
The might be decent if they had taken Larsson instead of RNH
>>68746698
If they drafted Benn instead of Kytnar in '07 then possibly.
>>68746621
i gave it a bump with my experiences of living in rider nation
>mfw Stamkos gets traded to Edmonton
>>68742616
Sick logo
>snes hired Crawford purely for insider information on Matthews
>>68746698
They should have drafted Conor Murphy over Yakupov. At least Murphy is a respectable defenseman.
I'll miss Andersen. Was it a good call for the Ducks to trade Andersen? How good is Laine compared to Matthews?
>>68747229
Was a good deal for both teams.
Laine is bust tier
>>68747229
>Was it a good call for the Ducks to trade Andersen?
Nope, the Kings did the same thing when they traded Jones. I don't understand teams trading good goaltenders for literal shit.
>>68747343
because there is only 31 starting jobs and everyone outside of those is expendable
>>68747343
The >kongs have Quick and the Ducks have Gibson. Not everyone suffers from >Finnish goaltending. Teams with multiple good goalies can trade one and still be fine.
>>68747229
I wonder how Gibson will do now without Andersen.
>>68747452
>kongs have Quick
Jones was playing better than Quick in that season and got traded anyway... for Lucic of all players.
>>68747507
who else /despise lucic/ here?
>>68747507
Jones also had a much easier contract to move. Quick is signed at almost $6 million/year through 2023. Nobody is going to trade for that contract.
>>68747522
I despise that manlet at Boston more.
>saying the Sabres overpaid
we had 4 3rd rounders this year faggots might as well use one on a guy that's NHL ready
>>68747229
8 of 10 scouts McKenzie polled said Matthews is better
11 of 13 polled by NHL.com also said Matthews
>>68747649
>we
>>68747649
Did he tell the sabers to fuck off?
>>68747522
all of hongcouver
>>68747687
Why would he he's best friends with eichel
>>68747557
and he's already 30. Woof that's ruff
>>68747557
>jonathan slow
>>68747649
Sabresoverpaid. If he truly was going to Buffalo why not just wait until August 15th?
>>68747747
>using one of 4 third rounders is overpaying
Taylor Hall to Islanders deal being discussed, reports Boston hockey writer
>Hall-Tavares-who cares
Noice
>>68747764
Why not keep all 4 of those picks and wait until August 15th? Terrible asset management by Tim.
>>68747649
The old fallacy of undervaluing what you have a lot of and letting others take advantage of you
>>68747769
>hall for tavares
Burh, I won't even do that trade even if oilels threw in a couple 1st round picks in the years to come.
>tfw bergevin will never make a risky move to acquire offensive firepower
>tfw fa's will never sign with >us because there's no money in it outside of mcdonald's sponsorships
>tfw da system is still behind the bench
>tfw the window, such as it is, is closing
>>68743045
why don't you check the oilers for a timeline ;)
>>68746114
he kept that bench so warm during the cup run. hard to think of a better use of his contract than that
>>68747820
No shit, I was talking about them being on the same line dumbass. The actual trade being speculated is Hall for Hamonic
>>68743045
never ever
Your shit team always trades away all the good players because they cant afford to pay them because nobody gives a fuck about hockey in a fucking desert
>>68747154
Honestly I believe it.
Leafs tbqh
>Puljujarvi's nickname: Pulju (PULL- yu), per agent Markus Lehto.
>>68748157
Why is sprong such a weakling
>>68748115
if so that's pretty moronic to make a decision based on an individual opposing player
it's like if the flames went out and hired kris knoblauch because he coached mcdavid in junior
>>68748190
He chose to spend his teens in Canada
>>68747849
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>68748215
Damn him
>>68748211
>kris knoblauch
that's one pornstar-tier name there. knoblauch means garlic in german.
>>68748249
I was wondering when you'd show up
>>68748249
>undersized finnish meme winger putting up mediocre numbers in mediocre meme leagues
Sure
>yfw hall for boychuk so chiarelli gets robbed by snow 3 times in 2 years
>be finnish lad growing up in shanty town of piikkiö
>dad is a drunk, mom has to stay home and raise you herself
>nearly all the income is spent on alcohol
>the little bit of money your mom can scrape up she spends on hockey equipment so that maybe one day you will be great famous player like s. koivu
>watch saku on tv every day as he plays for the world's greatest, most storied hockey franchise
>work hard to be like saku
>practise every day
>fly to new jersey to NHL draft
>get selected by the world's greatest, most storied hockey franchise
>sign contract
>win cup
>mfw the leafs trade Andersen to the Flames for their 1st round pick
l v f
v
f
>>68748756
At least it's unique, which is what I'm rooting for.
The Las Vegas Nevada
Nevada Pioneers
Alternatively, the Las Vegas Pioneers
>>68748911
It's going to be the Black Knights which sucks, it should be the Las Vegas Aces
>>68747769
these rumors have been around since fucking january
>>68742275
what is this picture
>tfw it has been almost a year since smuk has posted
please come back smuk i love you and i never meant to hut you
>>68747769
>Taylor Hall to Islanders deal being discussed, reports Boston hockey writer
>reports Boston hockey writer
Why would this guy know anything?
>>68742531
You mean CO?
>>68748396
>Hall for two 2nds
>>68749233
good riddance to that degenerate
Is a Canadian even going to go top 10 this year?
>Quebec
>Canada
>>68749278
STOP IT YOURE PART OF THE PROBLEM REE
>>68749348
Someone will "reach" for Bean. I say "reach" because the fucker scored 24 goals and since 1991 only 2 defencemen that scored 21 or more goals in their draft year busted. The rest are names like Doughty, Niedermayer and Ekblad.
>>68749392
>a bunch of busts
WHAT THE FUCK THE LAFFS GOT A GOALIE WHILE I WAS AT WORK
WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT THIS, IS HE WORTH 5 MIL A YEAR? DID WE FUCK UP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK I DIDNT EXPECT THIS SO SOON THIS PRETTY MUCH MEANS THEY GIVE UP ON STAMKOS RIGHT?
>>68749210
How can you not see that it's McDavid?
>>68749348
quebec is canada
lower canada
>>68749437
>I had to catch the bus
It was like christmas today hearing strombo is gone fuck the greek faggot
>>68749412
he's not significantly better than james reimer
>pekka rinne
>>68749517
>sievens
Give it to me straight /hoc/ will I ever see lil Tkachuk in a bloos jersey?
>>68749416
mcdavid is a tall skinny blonde kid with a scraggly mustache
>>68749348
no lmfao
>cucknadia in charge of being any good at hockey
shit NHL teams and no good young players either
>>68749582
there is literally nothing they could offer Edmonton/Vancouver because the player they'd want most, which is Shattenkirk, wouldn't work.
>>68749582
gibe pietrangelo
>>68749517
So Pavelec is good now? It's funny because I always see stats guys shitting on him.
kevin shattenkirk sucks dick. keith yandle sucks dick. andersen isn't better than reimer. vesey won't sign in buffalo.
>>68749668
he's the face of average, but that really isn't enough for Atlanta/Winnipeg
>>68749668
he's maybe the 3rd or 4th worst 'starting' goaler over the last few seasons. he's bad by numbers and by eyes
>>68749582
Pietro for 4th overall + Fayne
>>68749699
Yeah that's what I thought, but apparently according to ADJ.FSv% he's 15th in the league since 2013? lmao
All these new metrics popping up for goalies tend to come up with different results as to who's good and who's not.
>>68749679
pierre said he'll sign in buffalo cause he's playing in a summer league with eichel.
vesey is actual buddies with matt greczlyk, who is the reason he's playing on that team this summer, and his agent says he will definitely become a ufa still. buffalo trading for his rights means nothing about his intentions and i doubt they'll convince him to move to western ny when he can go pretty much anywhere.
>>68749412
Whats done is doen... I killed myself until the draft. They literally can't fuck up the 1st pick.
>>68749751
bad stat
IMA GONNA SCREENCAPA EVERY REPLY I GET.
WHAT SPOT WILL SEAN DAY GET PICKED AT?
MY GUESS IS 32ND OVERALL
>>68749668
>Lundshit
>rags
>>68749796
211 orverall.
Scrivens
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
I know it's late in the East, but I'm in the West, so I'll take a handful of prospect/rankings related questions.
>east BTFO
>>68749821
ben scrivens sucked my femcock at a tim hortons on a cold sunday morning. he wantes to eat puss and was surprised when i pulled it out, but then he closed his eyes and went to town. i pulled my feminine penis out of his mouth and jerked it over his face and he said "you do me next". i dribbled out a thick sticky girl load all over his lips and chin, then i kneed him in the jaw and knocked him out cold and left him there in the bathroom of the tim hortons.
>>68749918
Dude...the fuck?
>>68747583
>It was 3-1
bem scriven sucks a mean dick. johnny gaudreau tried to suck me off too but i tokd him no manlets lol. the best blowie j i ever got was from kari lehtonen, he has nice thick lips and he likes to lick nuts. the worst was phil kessel, he tried to bite my femcock and asked to tak e a break to drink his nesquik.
>>68749796
46th
>MUH EXCEPTIONAL STATUS
>Be the Mighty Cucks
>reconstructing team before expansion draft
>instead of keeping solid, productive players
>Lets bet on "high ceiling" potential players
fuck. Freddie isn't high ceiling: hes high floor. HES THERE. not gonna lie, im pretty disappointed, m80s. GG leafs, das mah boy right there. Hes good at bailing out shitty defense
>>68742284
Canucks.
>>68749517
>BinGT
the only one that ever turned down my femcock when i presented it was ilja bryzgalov. he sai d he was gay so he wouldnt suck a girls penis
xD
>>68749796
27
>bonus round
>bean at 5
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
Two prospects with greatest offensive upside/elite talent/star potential outside Big Three? Keller and Nylander:
>>68750015
>bem scriven
>>68749796
210th like Nick Ebert
>>68749796
>rags
bruce boudreau ga ve me a fast and strong handjob one nighf at a park. i didnt know it was him, but he had gotten my number from mike green, who has suckes me off many times. i was shocked to arrive at the tim hortons and see bruce aitting there, with a french cruller, and another french cruller. he got me a coffee. he said, "I am ready" and th en he lunged with his hand jnder the table and grasp my femcock. he face turned beat red as he strained to reach and beads of sweat formed on his forehead. i shot a really lon g and stringy but kind of watery cum up his sleeve. he wore the same suit to the game that night
>>68750224
You okay m8?
Goodnight /hoc/
claude julien pushed me up againt the wall of an elevator in boston and had his wa y with my little boipucci. he reach around fro m the back ans grabbed my femcock and squueze it very hard. he said "this is my trap system". he swuueze my femcock so tight that i couldnt release my girly cum all over the elevatr. but when he let go he cupped in his hand and swallow it all. he kiss me on the lips and tokd me that he doesnt like blacks
>>68750277
Good night, Canada.
>>68750326
I'm making the same face too.
>>68750277
Sleep tight /hoc/er
>>68750277
Night night
a lot of peopke think shea weber i abig strong burly man. if yo u knew what he like to do with a ladyboy you woukd have act of surprise. i will tell you whe n i get hone.
>Detroit poster gone full autism again
>List of Leafs goaltenders acquired in June
Toskala
Raycroft
Andersen
>>68750490
Three new tenders and I guarantee that all of them will be shit.
i beli eve that it, was april of 2015. i jave arrived in nashville to visit friendsm shocking to me when i receive a text message from my good friend mike ribeiro. he said "shea want to taste a nut.... but hes a lil weird :P"
i arribe at shea webers house, which has a gate with a gargoyles thats on top it. when i get inside hed in a dark red robe and my horror that shea weber, has wings on his back. for 2 and one half hour i rubbed his wings, which he cant sho w to his hockey team doctor or they would spit on him and make him play goalie i think. i rubbed his wing unti l he was satisfies and then he sucked my femcock until i cum inside his throat. mike ribeiro tex me after, "thx"
>>68749796
84th
>>68750548
Are you drunk?
>>68750548
Can you do one about zibanejad
it must hav e been late in the winter. it was veru cold, maybe its around christmas. where im sitting at a tim hortons in winnipedg. a lot of smely tan peopke are acting suspicious, and im getting scared about them, when a man bigger and darekr than them all hoist me nto his shoulders and save me from the native, who now they were howling and driking listerine. dustin byfuglien ran with me on hid shoulders through the tundra, kickig over natives left and right. finally we got back, to tim hortons. dustin byfuglien sits me down and he irders a french cruller. he looked at me just one in the eyes and my femcock is throbbing for him. he smile and i came. he knew what he haf done, and he said "give me them". i fnagle them off under the table and hand him my panties. he said "remembr me"
Cya later, Hall
>the Sharks will raise their western conference banner on opening night against the Kings
How embarrassing.
>>68750801
Truly deserved for a shitty team lol.
i was Seat at a tim hortons, in dallas texas. incoming skyoe call from my ex bf, kari lehtonen. wheb i answer the call is not kari at all, its one red pair of a balls sack on the other ens of the video. a prank..... by jason spezza. no surlrise seeing his goofy alligator face looked in he camera and wave at me. later that day kari send me a letter in the mail at the tim hortons. i peel the waz away of the envelpe and out pour one, and the two, it jason spezza nutsack insid the envelope and i can hear him laughing in there. i puled him out and he goes right to the counter and order a french cruller. when he gets back.to able he asks if i want to get sucked off, but i was on my period.
>>68750801
>raising a banner for when you win the conference
Only shit teams do this tbf
>>68750924
He makes me think of Brian Peppers.
>>68750277
Good night Marchand
>>68750677
lmao.
>>68742958
haha
>>68750956
https://youtu.be/sDiRbDtNuSU
>>68750634
ive neber met him,im sorry
>>68751039
Finland is truly a strange country.
Who can stop us?
>>68751409
n e 1
>>68750852
Exactly
>>68751409
Your first game 7
>>68751409
The second round.
>one hour and 19 minutes ago
ded af
>>68749796
>67
>laffs
>>68749796
I'll laff if a team wastes a 2nd on him
4th round tops
>tfw no hockey
dubs don't lie
>las vegas spontaneously bursting into flames because it's 150 degrees
>let's put a hockey team there!
benis evryone??? :--DD
spurdo spärde, purjo pora, spede beard, fat amer. Edmon Oile, etc
>>68754777
Haha benis :D
>>68754777
good post
>>68754857
Binlan :D
>>68754825
>>68754857
Guys new /hoc/ rule: Roll doubles and you must fap to the nearest Pulju pic in the thread
Heatenings if you browse at work
>>68754895
Already have
>>68754895
Roll
>>68742284
The bluejackets
The entire NHL
>>68754895
rolling
>people don't realize the jackets are going to make the playoffs this year and be contenders the next few years
>>68754895
k :DDDDDDD
t: Ebin
>>68755067
Off by one
>>68754895
>Mfw Jesse is a Jew and wears a yarmulke during games
>>68755111
Winner
>>68755111
Confirmed
>>68755111
HES A FUGGIN JEW
>>68755160
>>68755001
Back to ylis you fucker
https://youtu.be/OvAYkY9lfrw
>>68755200
Nice doubles its benis time :D
how the fuck did the LAFFS get Andersen
>wake up
>Yandle is still gone
>no hokkei
>>68754443
>so close to quads
Those three are truly the GOATs.
>>68755277
The gave the Ducks two picks.
>>68754443
you forgot #11 Mark Messier buddy
>>68742275
What's going on in this picture? Who is that?
>>68755277
>implying he was so difficult to get
>>68755417
Good post Czech em
Entertain me with trade rumors
>>68755417
"no"
>>68755680
>he got it for the Oilers AND the >RAGS
>implying he's not based
>>68755674
Jets trade 2nd pick to Toronto for Nylander and Rielly
>>68755753
lol no
>>68755753
Leafs take that and run
https://youtu.be/w-PRHPSByY0
>>68755805
>giving up your best defenseman for a shooter
Off you're are self m8
>>68755868
clean tbqh, keep ya head up
>>68755753
Are you autistic? Leafs management aren't that stupid
>>68755989
American here, when was the last time the Leafs won anything?
Just checking.
>>68756018
Last night, didn't you hear about the trade?
>tfw posting in a dead thread but lacing up your skates is too much effort
>>68756030
They won Dac Up last night?
Man, the NHL schedule has really changed.
>>68756066
Bill won dat Lee for da BURGH
>>68755989
yes they are
>>68756183
Aside from the Panik trade they haven't made a bad deal since they fired Nonis and company.
>>68756082
>9000 land threads
>0 burgh threads
How does this make you feel, Penn?
>Pens win one for DA BURGH
>immediately talk about Toronto
US superiority is a hard thing to grasp, perhaps.
Draft when?
>499
>>68756285
>superiority
yeah nah m8
>>68756340
>implying those aren't chocolate
>>68756361
If they were kessel would have tried more
>>68756381
New
>>68749517
Howard is worse than Jonas fucking Hiller?
Fuck me
>>68749796
87th
