OFFICIAL SLOVAKIA v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 5
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0-0 IN ADDED TIME
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR SHITPOSTING
Kill me pls
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Worst match ever edition
first
>alli
what a mong
>alli
>alli
>alli
>alli
>alli
what do i tell my barber to get this cut?
anime
anyone see that shit camera angle
HOWEVER
>it's another 0-0 tie episode
SO HERE I AM
anime
WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS
anime?
Aguero is shit get him off
WILL SLOVAKIA STOP PARKING THE BUS?
FIND OUT NOW!!!!!!
>de gay
Are you guys proud to be English?
anime
BORING
MEMES INCOMING
Macca is going to lose his shit if this is a tie on Esspin
KANE?
We're coming home
englel
Were they just singing let freedom ring?
I NEED ALL SCENES WHERE LEXI BELLE IS FAT, OTHER THAN THE SCISSORING ONE
PLEASE IT IS V IMPORTANT
Squirtle pls fuck off
Steve McManaman must have been an amazing footballer for England the way he complains and goes on and on and on and on about England tonight
/vp/
WIN ONE FOR DA (ENG)LAND
england is really bad desu
>ROONEY
How do we save the Euro?
Dubs and Portugal beats Englel in 1/8th
>>68737970
This (you) eases my pain a little.
>>68738004
Online friends keep me going senpai.
northern ireland
>Wales literally winning their group
>with England in it
The bantz
This is worse than Paraguay-Costa Rica 2bh
ENGLAND NEEDS A WHITE PASSIONATE TEAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DARKIES GO HOME
Anon, do you believe in Meme Magic?
Do you want Slovakia to win?
Check em!
If England lose it'll all be over for a couple of years, right?
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>68738101
kumiko
>mfw i put 66 euro's on England to win the group
Yes well done Wales well done
HOWEVER
>>68738101
Shittiest match of the tournament yet lmao
Shame on England.
>>68738187
Yes as i will be the man that kills woy
why is slovakia only playing defence?
it's fucking aggravating
Would rather play the English than the Welsh tbqh
>0-0
Remind me why you waste your time watching this?
sad anime
>You watched this shit game instead of Russia v Wales
Nice pass Rooney
>vs 9 men of Slovenia
>18 year old nigger blasts it over the bar from 40 yards
Great football, England
What is it like being an England football fan? (srs)
>stalled to draw
SEMEN EVERYWHERE
>>68738166
peter andre mysterious girl on the front not the sides
Alli MK Dons player 4lyfe. Fuk this team is wank. Just lookin at Henderson gives me a headache
>0-0
0-0
>0-0
0-0
THIS SEMEN-SLURPING SPORT JUST ISN'T FOR ME
rooney just runs into 4 slovak defenders every time he touches
why
WALES VS. ICELAND MEME OFF IN QUARTERFINALS
>WALES VS. ICELAND MEME OFF IN QUARTERFINALS
WALES VS. ICELAND MEME OFF IN QUARTERFINALS
>WALES VS. ICELAND MEME OFF IN QUARTERFINALS
WALES VS. ICELAND MEME OFF IN QUARTERFINALS
>WALES VS. ICELAND MEME OFF IN QUARTERFINALS
semen
>>68738187
hello captain cuck
TACTICAL ROLL
How do you pronounce "England"?
does this mean englad is eliminated?
We deserve to go out after this performance
LONDON IS DROWNING
AND AYYY LIVE BY THE RIVER
LGTSS:
>ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL
>>68738219
Based Spain.
>>68738252
>betting on engerland
>>68738266
Germany wrecking England in soccer is one of my all time favourite things to watch in sports.
>britons in charge of winning
>england
well played lads
hard to win with Henderson on the pitch tbf
>>68738295
Makes me sleepy.
Suffocation, no breathing
>>68738295
purgatory
>95TH MINUTE
>NEED TO SMASH THE BALL FORWARD
>PASS IT BACKWARDS
>HENDERSON
>>68738101
>It's an I missed out on my WOW raiding progress for this semen slurping snoozefest episode.
>BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES >BEHIND WALES
>beat Wales
>finish below them
Rekt
>>68738266
>he'd rather play against a shit team than a good one
:^)
gr8 game m8
Whyvare we so shit
>zéro (0) buts (goals)
>>68738321
No, we are
>>68738101
Slovakia wins 0-0 !
>englel
just gas us already
SEMEN
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>>68738266
that looks like a feminine willy
>English """"""""""offense""""""""""
if wales wins da yuros, is it still considered to have come home? I mean, the queen still gets a ring
>tfw last second goal
>LEAVE ENGLAND TO ME
>Last attempt of the game
>Pass it backwards
FUCK SAKE.
>>68738295
I'm so tired of being here
Supressed by all my childish fears
I should have watched the wales match
literally rooneys fault
1st half was liquid football
It's like watching Portugal Vs Iceland all over again.
England the nearly men.
The gift that just keeps giving.
>fans pour their heart out chanting
>England gives that performance in return
Fuck this shit team.
>>68738295
It's like being forced to smile and cheer at your dog having a heart attack
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>>68738181
>england
you guys fucking suck
>England qualify with a draw
Pathetic.
nice to see your home fans booing you
>>68738277
I regret nothing
>>68738274
Anime that needs you to make a sticky mess inside of it.
>yet another 0-0
FUCK OFF
FUCK. OFF.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>semen slurping
Nice boring game englel, good luck for the rest
another exciting 0-0 tie
copa when?
Semen slurp
good job on your stolen point Slovakia I hope you're proud
just tuned in
>blue socks
for what purpose
>DRAWGLAND
>DRAWGLAND
>DRAWGLAND
>DRAWGLAND
>DRAWGLAND
WE WON
>>68738295
The Wales Game was my high point in about 12 years of watching England. Seriously
>0-0
>again
ENGLAND WINS 0-0
>>68738237
Literally only 2 blacks on the field, you are clearly retarded
>>68738101
>>68738101
WALES TOP OF GROUP LET THE MEMES FLY
TSSSINFM
S
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N
F
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>Englel does it again
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
>>68738376
You are sure to be qualified with 4 pts.
>0-0
NICE
FUCKING
TEAM
INGERLAND
>England
>can't beat dirty Slovaks
FUCK THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SLOVAKIA: 10 DEFENDERS ALL GAME EDITION
ENGLAND: JUST STURRIDGE MY SHIT UP EDITION
What a shit game
>>68738413
Fans fault to be honest, they fucking chanted a mantra for 45 minutes, put everyone into a trance
WHY ARE WE SO SHIT
>>68738431
based umaru bro
>IT'S ANOTHER 0-0
this semen slurping cup is not for me lads
Another shitty borefest
At least Germany is playing tomorrow.
England wins over Wales
Wales first of the group
Why are England so bad at scoring with so many supposed top quality scorers?
why do people care i mean didnt englel qualify further
>team A plays team B
>nobody scores any points
>team C is eliminated from competition
explain this shit yuros?
Gee look at what happens when all the French players doesn't play in England
SLOVAKIA WINS 0-0
our attack is fucking shite
we dominate the game but cant open teams up
>>68738389
Football was invented during the time where England and Wales were one, so probably.
>>68738333
>>68738396
Moon or Sun?
>Tfw it's all set up for another penalty loss to Portugal
So far this tournament I've watched
Germany vs. Poland (0-0)
Moortugal vs. Austria (0-0)
France vs. Switzerland (0-0)
England vs. Slovakia (probably 0-0)
I like the sport but holy fucking shit this is a semen gobbling tournament. Pure. Fucking. Trash.
>>68738231
why are you feeling pain? ;_;
>tfw won 0-0
>>68738413
>fans pour their heart out chanting
This is such a nauseating mentality, they are obnoxious mouthbreathers, and so are you.
THEY COULD NOT BREAK SLOVAKIA
>The french colony of Ingerlund
How can you defeat an opponent who defends
worst meta ever lads
WOY OUT
>the city of bongland
Yes yes well done Slovakia however
England had 30 shots so 5 points to England and they go through to the next round
>>68738101
Can Roy be put in a home now?
Or sent to Dignitas?
>>68738418
fucking kek
>>68738506
> At least Argentina is playing tomorrow
FTFY
FOOTBALL IS DEAD I HOPE U R PROUD CHELSEA
>Can't win against a shit russia
>Can't win against slovakia
>fluke against wales in the last 5 minutes
>draw with Russia and Slovakia
>barely scrape by a lucky win against Wales
>mfw England thinks they have realistic chance to win the tournament
WALES IS OFFICIALLY A MORE SKILLED FOOTBALL "NATION" THAN ENGLAND
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ENGLAND LOST A GROUP TO WALES
FUCKING WALES
IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING COUNTRY
ENGLAND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>68738441
Tomorrow senpai
Wales flah when?
>its coming home
>>68738520
>American doesn't understand basic math
colour me surprised famalam
>30 shots
>5 on target
that was shit lads
re
>>68738485
Wales is first, England second
Slow vakia and Russia are coming home
WHY SHOULDN'T I END IT ALL RIGHT FUCKING NOW?
>>68738520
Anything other than 1vs1 shitslinging goes beyond the capabilities of American understanding
Starting to get real tired of this 0-0 bullshit
>>68738389
"no"
>>68738219
>>68738396
now i wanna fap
fuk u
I thought Portugals performance the other night was embarrassing.. We've just shitted up this tournament
>>68738602
>>68738602
>>68738602
>>68738602
Post-match analysis thread, get in here
>>68738605
Wales is more of a country then you will ever be, USA-lite
>>68738512
They are incapable of scoring against teams who are willing to sit back and defend the entire match
>>68738536
luckily ronaldo will shoot so that's an easy win for you
>They watched this cuck game instead of Wales-Russia
U deserved it
>yfw the cup is coming home
>to wales
vote for BREXIT to return the country back to its original upright position
Why is Slovakia so happy? They are third, they are not sure to be qualified yet right?
>>68738625
>slovakia
>having internet
color* me surprised famarama
Who else remembers drawing this group and thinking
>yeah, we'll walk this
>>68738339
England wrecking Germany and bombing their cities into submission is one of my all time favourite things to watch in sports.
>>68738520
Still mad no one understands your apeball?
>it's coming home
absolute shit
>muh tactics
>>68738605
>canada
literally laughing my ass off. why sports are you even good at?
This new third place stipulation is killing games.
I'm no England fan, but I want to see competitive play and this tournament has been utter shit because all teams are trying their hardest not to lose instead of going all out to win.
JUST. - Joe Hart
>>68738633
>4 points
>not enough to advance
Are you srs
>>68738544
This is the most tedious football big tourney I've seen ever.
>>68738520
Jesus fuck, Americans are retarded.
>>68738544
You should have watched Wales—Russia
Steam sale when?
>>68738605
neither are real countries and England beat Wales
SEND HER VICTORIOUS
The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Overhit crosses floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. The repetitious act of shooting straight at the keeper, attacks slowing down to show off my stepovers. The paranoid feeling of someone watching my every step. I was in an England team. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
>>68738229
Dubs and Portugal doesn't advance to the next round.
>>68738708
based dubya with god tier reaction time
>>68738737
thursday senpai
>>68738719
This
Fuck UEFA jews
Tóth cigány
>>68738695
EASY
A
S
Y
>>68738633
No dude, 4 out of 6 3th are qualified too. Slovakia is basically qualified.
>>68738768
ez skins ez life
>>68738737
Thursday
>>68738737
>mfw I have everything I want to play
>mfw I'll probably end up buying a whole crapload of utter shite I'll never play just because I can
>english """"""""""football"""""""""
wew
lewoy gets another draw for da land
AT LEAST BOTH ENGLAND AND WALES GET THROUGH THE GROUP!
>>68738768
>bringing home the bacon
Kek, good kangoo
>>68738768
no sympathy for people gambling 2bh
>>68738252
>66
cute
>>68738768
>betting on Englel
>not on Bayols
GOOD. MAYBE THE REST OF YOU WILL FINALLY COME DOWN TO MY LEVEL OF THINKING ENGLAND IS FUCKING RUBBISH AND WE'RE GOING NOWHERE ALL TOURNAMENT.
>94 MINUTE, LAST CHANCE TO RUSH AT SLAVS
>BACK PASS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SAKE
>>68738402
>people will actually say this
shit team
>>68738633
you're going through, why do you think you played the way you did
>>68738544
It has been boring. Only Wale's games have all been interesting.
Who is first who is second now?
>>68738861
>5pa1n
>>68738633
Kokot
>>68738719
Even though Copa America is a meme cup the games have been fun to watch so far. Is it because teams are so afraid of heading to penalties after regulation?
>>68738910
Who this cutie mcbootie?
>Could have played Albania in last 16
>Likely to only face meme teams until finally Spain in last 4
>CAN'T BEAT FUCKING SLOVAKIA
>Now on the side of the draw with France and Germany
I fucking hate Roy Hodgson, piece of shit
>>68738535
Moon senpai. All about the Moon.
CROWD 16/10 t bh
>>68738295
like watching the Chads getting all the girls you have a crush on.
I for one welcome our Welsh overlords.
Dele Alli and Harry Kane are the worst players in an England shirt I've seen in 24 years.
Also sucks that Slovakia were cowards and scared to actually play England
>>68738799
>>68738837
Thanks
>>68738846
Me too.
>"buy"
>>68738605
This isn't even their most popular sport either
Why didn't Rashford play?
>>68738910
1st: Bales' magnificent one-man futbol team
2nd: INGERLUND
>>68738699
But we'll still be a European country
>bring 5 strikers
>score 0(zero) goals
englel everyone
Wow, goodness. Who'd have thought that making NO MOVEMENT OFF THE BALL doesn't create goals.
OMG WE DOMINATED HOW DIDNT WE SCORE GOALS. MAYBE BECAUSE YOU JUST PASS THE BALL AROUND THE BOX AND JUST EXPECT SPTHE OPPOSITION TO DISAPPEAR FUCKING CUNTS
>>68739006
This
Rashford is p good
Left half of the bracket is looking pathetic. Which ever team makes it to the final from that side is automatically the underdog.
>overhitting crosses, skying shots, stopping attacks in the final third to slowly pass sideways
and people wonder why we are absolutely shit.
>>68739009
Well fuck
>>68738938
Your future wife
spoiler alert btw
>woyes
tbqh
>Ian Wright's punditry
Kill me.
>4-3-3
>Playing Vardy when your team controls the ball
>He was literally standing doing nothing all the game
>Wilshere starting
Why didnt they sack Woy after WC, and why is he so afraid of playing a 4-4-2?
>>68739078
fat girls are disgusting
>There are people in England that actually believe in our national team
HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE PAST 15 YEARS
THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA GET
>>68739169
YES
>>68739069
Swear to god, Dutch is so weird.
Like a potato trying to read English words and failing miserably
>Frankrijkrrrrrrchh
>>68738737
Thursday
>tfw just spent a quite a few bob on a 1080
No games for me this time, even though they are shit now anyway
>>68738743
We were lucky to beat Wales.
>>68739163
should be better once >we play better teams
>>68739163
jayzus
>>68739069
>tfw getting cucked by england in the quarters
Is there something wrong with the ball? They overhit pretty much every cross WHAT THE FUCK
Roy can't survive this time can he?
Getting a record low points total in the WC was bad enough, now he finished below Wales
>>68738880
>Slovakia has better chance of getting though than Albania
>tfw England are still undefeated yet JFs and Wales spitting fire
I am really sorry England.
I feel bad for you. You didn't deserve this. It was bad for me to watch this. Thank god we will be BTFO by spain or germany next match.
who /606/ here
>>68739189
It even sound weird when you speak it too. It sounds like someone talking English with something in their throat and they're slightly drunk.
>>68739052
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING
>>68739078
uhm...
>>68738881
>ref just watches
Is this normal?
>>68739069
>looking pathetic
I guess if you're not there at all, no one will look at you, huh
>put a fiver on England 1st Wales 2nd
>>68739052
Basically playing like Man Utd this season.
We sure Woy isn't a secret LvG fan?
Joe Allen is better than any England midfielder desu.
>>68739344
They only get involved if they start shooting each other.
Can't wait for the last 16 and these shit minow teams with their little club mentality playing for the draw are fucking out.
Mcmanaman's biased commentary is so great. He was audibly groaning any time they passed it backwards.
>England
>in charge of beating shitty eastern european teams
>>68738934
>new third advances blablabla
watch teams playing defensively for 120 minutes and then win by penalties
>>68739344
There's full on fist fights in Ice Hockey bro.
>>68739263
>can't do shit against a team that won't attack like retards against individually better team
>you didn't deserve this
end yourself
i-im welsh haha :^)
>>68738166
"I want my hairstyle to come out for me, also a spider on the forehead."
>>68739263
Unironically hang yourself, stupid Jano
>>68739462
good for you, anon
The main problem was that our players didn't stand still enough
>>68739509
This fucking euro is so bad. Please knockout stage be better.
>>68739509
I'd say Skrtel is more deserving, tbph
>>68739577
You just know it's not going to get any better.
>>68739579
No way
>>68739509
>not the guy who literally kicked the goal out from the goal line
>>68739579
>SVKRUS
wake up
Clyne MOTM, surely
I fucking hate WOY
>>68739509
No homo but I would suck his dick
Don't wanna hear any England player being interviewed!
They should all stay behind at the stadium for an hour of crossing practice
>We'll beat someone one day
OK Roy.
>>68739579
Pls webm Skrtel pushing the keeper out the way to block Alli's shot
We would have won if Walker started
SHUT THE FUCK UP IAN WRIGHT
>>68739577
Semis will be good, final will be utter shite
>>68738339
Don't worry son, I'm sure you'll be able to field a slightly above shit-tier team one day :^)
>Woy the delusional old fuck
>>68739538
they had 5 people sitting back defending when the other team is basically sitting in the box. all england had to do is push its defenders up and they would of scored easily
>>68739307
tineye is better
>>68738101
Hahahahaha
>>68739705
Walker is crap. Just a rugby player who gets injured every time a bird flies past.
How can you not love Slaven Billic. Shame he is at West Ham.
Holy shit
>this 606
>>68739172
As a Leicester fan I disagree
I wish Roy Keane was still an ITV pundit. He was hilarious.
>>68739300
Checked
Also I always thought they sounded Scottish
>>68739918
>How can you not love Slaven Billic.
Crap player. Head case manager. Just a walking liability.
>>68739931
>these mad welsh cunts
dear god, can't you make all cops die instantly? I pray to you lord
>>68739163
>He was literally standing doing nothing all the game
Not exactly true
He was the only doing some shit once in a while when he could...too bad he had zero support
And he created a very chance in 2nd half by passing it too Rooney who fucking missed
S E M E N
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i predict we'll be out in the next round.
not only can we not score but all the teams we've played against have parked the bus.
it'll be even easier for them in the knockouts, just play for a 0-0 for 120mins and take it to pens. we all know how good england are at those
>>68739901
fucking baffling comment. makes no sense at all. assuming you're pissed.
>>68739756
How do people keep geting this wrong? How fucking hard is it to hold a camera the right way round?
>>68738633
Defeatismus ridden kokot, support your team and be less retarded ffs.
>tfw i predicted this draw and >2.5 goals russia defeat
hows the match lads
This game was boring as fuck
Thanks to fucking slovakia for parking the bus, great football lads
>>68738633
Maximum retard
England were unironically too good for this fucking shit group. Slovakia, Wales and Russia are not even in the same stratosphere as England. We are better than all 3 combined and not a single one of them would get any player in our team. Yes, I include Bale. Lallana and Sterling are both better than Bale and Andros Townsend is at least as good and didn't even get into our squad. England are TOO FUCKING GOOD for this group. If you put Mike Tyson in the ring with a fucking ferret the ferret would run away and Mike wouldn't land a punch. Put Mike in the ring with a heavyweight and he destroys him. England will easily beat any of the so called 'top' teams because they might try and fucking score. England will win this fucking tournament. England are like a caver who crawls through caves as a living. Put a caver in a wide open field and he has no idea what to do because he isn't trained for it, but put him in a dangerous and tight cave and he'll ease through just like England will when we play France or Germany or whoever.
>Wales potential 2nd round opponents
Albania. Wales won't beat them, Albania will just park the bus
Nothern Ireland, as above
Poland or Germany who will both destroy Wales
Czech Republic or Croatia, both far better than Wales
>England potential 2nd round opponents
Iceland, lel. fucking meme joke. England will devastate them as punishment for that volcano ruining our holidays a few years back, hopefully a few Iceland fans will get smashed outside the ground
Austria or Hungary. LEL, might need to reform the old empire they had to even scrape a draw
Portugual. Utter shit joke of a team. Clyne and Walker are both too good for old man Ronaldo.
England will reach the quarters, destroy France in front of their own fucking pathetic fans, Destroy Italy then beat whoever in the final.Wales are a fucking baby who teamed up with the other babies to escape the play area faster than an adult. England are an adult and will crush the babies head soon.
>not scoring in Slovakia
