OFFICIAL SLOVAKIA v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 4
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STILL 0-0.
WOY OUT
DO DO DO DO
DO DOOO DO DO DO
goal when
>trying to volley that
HEAD IT YOU RETARD
>20 more minutes of parking the bus
USA
>>68736552
has anyone mentioned yet how england plays really well but they just don't have the goals to show for it?
>studge
WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUSWOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUSWOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS WOY IS A TACTICAL GENIUS
>>68736552
semen slurp
>stoogige
Woy out
SLOVAKIA'S UNBEATABLE GOALIE
7-1 SLOVAKJA WINS
WOY GET OUUUUUUUUUUT
GET OUT OF MY TEAM WOY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The centre line should have a rule where if you cross the centre line you aren't allowed to cross back over it without forfeiting possession.
>>68736552
Sturridge can't hit the ball
What the fuck are they chanting
i'm here
Lads
We're actually shit.
We drew to Russia. Celebrated winning Wales 2-1 in the very last minute and we can't even convincingly finish Slovakia. Heck, we can't even finish in the first place.
Woy you're shit.
Why do we have the best fans?
what is the crowd saying/chanting?
>>68736552
first
ANIME!
>I actually spent time watching this boring shit show
Why do I always do this to myself.
HOW WILL SHE RECOVER?
HOW WILL SHE RECOVER?
>vardy sucks anon. Let's watch the Wales game.
>Sturridge is good they say
>He's gonna get a hattrick they say
England are going to lose this btw.
threadly reminder England cant finish because they are busy carrying the weight of the eu budget on their back
Sturridge you stupid cunt, end yourself.
>>68736628
When will you learn
>tfw the Fans are 10/10 but the Team is only a 2/10
>You were alive to witness the Bale-era
>>68736600
ENGLAND
Copa America > This snorefest
can someone explain the green frog meme to me it's so funny i can't stop laughing whenever i see it hahaha
>be a professional footballer
>can't play football
Which is the shittier so far between the french NT and the english NT?
Final 4 teams will be Spain, Italy, Germany and Wales
GENUINE QUESTION
why do england get hyped EBERY tournement and think theyre gonna win and EVERY tournement prove themselves as complete shite
tell me this
Semen literally dripping from Sturrshit's mouth
>>68736660
>>68736664
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68736648
its morse code
>>68736628
tee hee
Wait lads does our opposition come from group F? And Portugal could finish second, so it might actually be better to finish second in our group to get Hungary or someone
>The English league is the """""best""""" league in the world
>England can barely make it out of a weak group at the Euro
uhhh, britbongs?
>>68736628
>Manletster united
>>68736660
>>68736664
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
which side is chanting ?
STURRIDGE A SHIT
A SHIT!
I want to hear the Icelandic chant again lads.
>TSU......TSU....TSU...TSU..TSU.TSU.TSUTSUTSUTSUTSUTSUTSUTSU
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68736664
>>68736660
HIROSHIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68736660
>>68736664
samefag
>>68736680
This desu senpai
>>68736652
>(You)
>>68736660
>>68736664
meme magic
>>68736666
>What's this nigger doing in my house ?
>solid 15 minutes of ENGLAND singing
Based
When are england going to bite the bullet and hire a decent manager instead of an english one.
>Rooney skying it
Some things never change.
>>68736660
>>68736664
scary
Engl/a/nd
>>68736552
>REPLY
>TO
>THIS
>POST
>OR
>UK
>STAYS
>IN
>EUROPE
>>68736660
>>68736664
HIROSHIMOOOOT
This chanting is absolutely fucking mind-numbing
>>68736648
FIGHT AND WIN
England is fucking useless at this sport.
Most overrated country ever.
>>68736660
>>68736664
spoopy
England doesn't deserve this crowd
SOON
>>68736660
>>68736664
I'm suspicious about the nature of these posts
>>68736660
>>68736664
SHILL PLS GO
>>68736660
>>68736660
I-impossible
Slovakian counter pls
>>68736689
It's a meme forced by the english press
>Kane
how do you watch the game lads
>>68736660
>>68736664
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>68736660
>>68736664
>babby's first two device post
BAH GAWD IT'S KANE
>VARDY-KANE
IT'S TIME
>>68736660
>>68736664
>I don't believe it fat Scouser.webm
How do you pronounce Skrtel?
stop the chant you cunts
>>68736660
>>68736664
HIVEMIND
>>68736768
I literally have to hover my mouse over your flag to know who the fuck you are
>>68736664
>>68736660
DPLPTP THPS
DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR
DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR
DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR
DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR
ENGLAND
THANK GOD KANE CAN TAKE THE CORNERS NOW
アニメ
DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO
ENGLAND
FIGHT!
>great escape from the eu
>>68736789
What happens next?
>>68736797
with my eyes lel lol
>>68736789
chick gets blacked
>>68736757
postin' for Brexit
>>68736797
cuck
>our whole attacking power is winger turned fullback and le cut inside manlet
>Kane is in
Who /yid/ here?
whoa what the hell Hedgehogson
Kane + vardy holy shit
> Vardy and Kane Partnership
RIP give us the trophy
>Kane
it's ogre
DOODOOODOODOOODOOODOOODOODODOODOODOODOODODODODOODOO
ENGLAND
>>68736689
>Not chatting shit
>>68736672
iktf
>all these newshits responding to an obvious samefag
Kys
>take off an attacker
>put on Kane
Why didn't we take off Dier or Hendershit?
>>68736656
I want to watch you creampie Umaru-chan
>replying to some guy posting on his phone and pc at same time
stop it
STOP CHANTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not switching out Jamie "the invisible man" Vardy
>>68736757
Jo Cox was a reptillian
>>68736813
BTFO
>Copa Memerica doesn't return until Wednesday
Seems like we're stuck with this semen-slurping tournament for a few more days.
>>68736876
I want to be the one giving Umaru a thick creampie
>>68736797
Warum lackiert man sich die Zehennägel
Vor allem bei dem Wetter wo man sowieso Socken an hat
>>68736698
explain yourself bongs
I don't want this
>Kane shitty Free Kick into Stands on 92nd minute incoming
>>68736874
I'll give you a chance to figure out why you're a retard
>tfw you keep falling asleep
>>68736660
>>68736664
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68736884
ENGLAND
N
G
L
A
N
D
>>68736689
It's basically a meme in this country, we know we're going to be shit but we hype it up because it's fun.
>>68736882
This
people do this shit all the time and these fucking idiots never learn.
>>68736634
isnt this a Icehockey rule?
>looks at Flag
yeah...probably
>>68736895
Usa playing argentina tomorrow m8
>this tournament
>>68736895
>Wednesday
'no'
>>68736660
>>68736664
obvious samefag
OOOOO AAYYYY OOOOO
ENGLAND xD
Is this a repeat of the England Russia episode?
>It's a Slovakia have 10 defenders episode
>>68736813
I can't even do that, since your country doesn't even exist here.
>>68736813
>Joke's on you, I'm retarded!
mh mh mhhhh
mh mh mh mhhhhh
mh mhmh mh mh mh mhhhhhhh
YAYAYA
>slovakia subbing on a CB
can these cunts not park the bus for 1 minute
COME ON SLAVS! SHUT THE BREXITS UP
>>68736895
>a tournament where USA is in the last 4 is a 'real tournament'
lmao
Loving the ongoing "the great escape"!
Awesome!
EVERYBODY POST YOUR BEST MAYMAY FACE WHEN SLOVAKIA SCORE A LATE GOAL
how do we make the yuros great again?
>>68736888
Trips of truth!
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>>68736797
fag
>>68736813
>englel trying to banter
that just makes you stupid, idiot
England are you shitting me?
>>68736797
>Shaved legs
You a faggot or something?
Is there a more boring team than England?
What are they singing can someone translate?
DOODOOODOODOOODOOODOOODOODODOODOODOODOODODODODOODOO
ENGLAND
smalling is such a donkey
>>68736945
pls win, greatest ally
>>68736876
I want to watch me creampie Umaru-chan
Oh what the fuck is this.
Fucking Slovacs aren't even trying.
Ronney fails at everything he tries.
Where is the great first half?
FUck this shit...
>>68736941
germans have ice hockey too, you should know you fucking cunt
>>68736954
>it's a Britshit tries to come up with excuses for why they can't score and are such a weak ass shit team
Cute
What will the Queen vote for? Remain or leave?
>Base your strategy on counter attack football
>Other team never pulls there defence forward
>Englel
BETON
E
T
O
N
Who /drunk/ here?
>>68736978
>England getting its shit pushed in
WHY IS HENDERSON STILL ON THE PITCH
>>68736972
>implying USA couldn't beat this Slovakia team
>implying USA hasn't done better than England at the last 2 world cups
DU DU
DU DU DU DU DU
DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU
DU DU DU DU DU
DU DU DU DU DU
DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU
>I rate Hendo
Bertand has literally done nothing the entire game.
>>68737039
I wish.
>>68736915
Please elaborate on your desires
dubs and cheeky 1-0 slovakia goal
IF hamshik stepts up we could have Brexit sooner than expected.
England fans put too much pressure on the players with their shitty chants
>alli
INFIDEL
>>68737048
WHY IS WOY STILL ON THE BENCH ?
Do it Slovenia
Why does the England team hate scoring?
Will football progress to a point where teams just play 9 defenders and one man up top and just practise penalties alot?
>>68736988
>>68737000
i'm a girl btw
89 and slovakia scores at the 89th minute
>>68737039
HERE BROTA JACK DANIELS
>>68737050
No worries
henderson is so fucking shit can't believe he made it on the plane
>its a lob on the strikers episode
woy is a scratched record
>>68737019
>Germany chatting shit about not scoring after their performance the other day
Sup m8s
Just coming over from the WALRUS thread to tell you all wasted your fucking time watching this shit show instead of watching Russia get fucked by Wales
Have the fans been chanting the same thing for the past 10 minutes? I kinda zoned it out for a bit.
>>68737050
>>68737056
I mean, it's already has but I'm for more
>>68736945
>>68736948
Just checked again. Tomorrow it is.
>>68736972
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>jazz knees
Last 2 digits is the minute when Vardy will score
>>68737035
Dobry beton
>>68736938
Yep. We English like to complain about stuff more than winning. We wouldn't know what to do if we actually won
>>68737038
yes, yes. Well done england, well done england, well done england.
HOWEVER
>>68737056
i wish
>>68737028
>there defence
>THERE
brits in charge of T H E I R own language
>alli
Will England still be able to play in the Euros if we vote brexit? I'm seriously.
FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL FUCKING SKRTL
they're defending like England is trying to give us back our clay...pathetic
>>68737070
dat forearm smash tho
another ref would've redded him for it
>>68736876
too lewd
I'd really like to see Slovakia win.
>Henderson actually gets paid to play footy
why
>>68737066
ENGLUND
>>68737083
Fuck off you retard
THEYVE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE
THEY JUST KNOW
THAT ENGLANDS GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY
>>68737050
Slovakia wouldn't play like this against USA
>>68737129
But friend I am Dane too
>>68737096
Ballantine's reporting in
Why is ITV commentary such a fucking joke?
>>68736978
heres my mfw when slovakia scores
"England have been far better"
Fuck off. No they haven't. You're not better or 'dominating' if you're not winning. If you're drawing, then you have been as good as each other. That's why they call it a draw. You don't get points for having 80% possession and 20 shots.
> slovenia
> slovakia
whats the difference?
[humming intensifies]
This is exactly why the 3rd place idea is a load of bullshit.
>>68737075
Kill your self you creepy ugly obese weeaboo neckbeard. Stop role playing you pathetic loser go back to your containment board
>tfw gf just brought me some cake and asked who's winning
Sing some other song lads
>>68737181
Its fucking terrible.
These kind of poor displays in football just prove that the UK should stay in the EU
smalling is so shit
championship standard
>>68737015
I want to videotape you pounding Umaru-chan so you could then watch yourself creampie her.
>>68737116
Ashamed to be in the same country as him
>Who else /Latinincanada/ here?
>>68736552
>"But i'm not a manager..."
>>68736921
GIVE ME A SPANISH GF
I DESERVE A SPANISH GF
COMmON ENG LAND
>>68737156
Why you think all the players over hitting crosses and that. You can tell by watching it
>>68737193
One of them can into sea.
>>68737125
>>68737124
>>68737122
Go, Adolf!
Why do I even bother watching matches before the 80th minute?
>viligant
>vigilant
>>68737203
fatass
>>68737193
Commies
Just awful
>>68737149
>implying Henderson gets paid
Silly David
Holy shit this is terrible.
>>68737189
The commentary team find a way to wank over us even when we're shit
>>68737147
>>68737149
sad, because Alessandro here has a good point
>rppney
That summed us up.
>>68737070
Bertrand and Clyne have been shit. Why Walker hasn't played I don't know, he's a superior attacker.
Holy fuck these teams are shit. When does the US play so we can show them how to play soccer?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>that 18 yard box scramble
is this non league
>>68737211
>Le chimp out nation
get out
>>68737181
too much tv licence avoidance
Why is our commentator talking about Galileo Galilei?
>English shooting
england sucks, they probably couldnt beat mexico
>>68737193
I'd explain but that seems a little too complex for you 2bh
they should just stick to singing
>tfw chose to watch the boring match of the day two days in a row
This is literally the shittiest match I've watched this far. Even Frances match yesterday was better desu.
>>68737221
You really don't.
You deserve what you have
EVERYBODY SWARM AROUND THE BALL
top lel
comedy football
>englol
crossing with England
Am i the only one who thinks that the Greek commentator referring to England as 'the lions' is a bit unusual and weird?
>>68737203
bit gay tbqh
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO VOTE LEAVE LADS
Umarushitters begone.
>>68737254
Tomorrow against Argentina
>>68737131
Sure, it's got nothing to do with the EU. Switzerland and Turkey are in it, after all.
>>68737216
What an upstanding gentleman. I'd love to accept your offer.
Wow, England plays like a drunken Oregon fusbal get together
Has Bongoland any excuses
>the shitty of whaign ruunie
>>68737220
>Depressed middle aged man tries to embrace memes so he doesn't lose his job to some millennial.jpg
I usually hate England but i want them to score against these bus parking faggots
>
>>68736628
>Manlet United
>>68737091
Scoring goals is a meme
Woy out 2bh
>>68736827
choo choo
Jesus England plays like shit
>>68736978
Guess which team comes against.
>RPPMEY
>rppney
>rppmy
>>68737294
>De gay
Why isn't Slovania even trying anymore?
This match is even more shit than France - Switzerland yesterday (at least it had memes)
ENGLAND'S GONNA TROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY EVERYONE KNOWS THEY CANT PLAY
Just come home now desu
>rppney
how hard can it be to score against this team of fucking nobodies
even wales did it
>>68737330
Indeed
>RPPNEY
>english """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""football"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" at its finest, what a snoozefest
>>68737257
>le not important enough to join the Euros
after you :^)
>RPPNEY
I should have went to sleep rather than watching this....
This is the semen slurpiest match I've seen in a while.
>>68736827
translate moon runes pls
>rppmy
>>68737330
CHOO CHOO?
>This fucking game
>rppney
>>68737296
Pay debts Alexandros
>pppney
>rppmey
>>68737294
Is that a fucking loss edit?
>slovakia find out at half time that russia are fucked
>lets just play for the draw since 4 points and 3rd place is good
what a joke
also its fucking slovakia
FFS why doesn't slovakia just get their 11 fattest citizens and stick them in the goal
None of our players look relaxed on the ball you can tell their not enjoying this
>POONEY
>>68737122
>>68737125
revenge for Hungary eh
>>68737267
Because he's probably distracted from your team hardly having the ball and having nothing to talk about
>it's another Rooney fails at everything he does episode
WHY IS THE EURO SO SHIT
Wayne Riibny
>>68737352
this looks like a good porno
link me family
>rnnney
>random slow-mo shot of smalling heading the ball
>>68737330
Based farrage.
>>68737352
Do you see >us playing? A 0:0 draw is the best >we can hope for
The most used word in this match?
>Overhit
>>68737330
He does sound like the Farage 2bh
>>68737330
>choo choo
THE BREXIT TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
Oh boy, another 0-0
I bet roy hodgson is a fuckin tory
>it's another 0-0 episode at the yuros
Thank god the Copa is on tonight
>>68737309
That actually makes a lot of sense now that I think about it. Cheers.
>>68737416
Is that Putin?
>>68737330
I agree
England is out if Slovakia puts one, right?
where my dogs @
What happens if it ends in a draw lads?
>>68737439
good chibis la
>>68737376
>katakana
>moon runes
It's fucking katakana mate you could learn that in 10 minutes
>>68737373
Hey brqzilian boy :3
At least this is the last time we will ever have to watch a tournament where 3rd place goes through.
>>68737352
really sad pick
>>68737330
lel
C L A S S I C
N
I
G
E
>>68737131
you don't even need to be in europe to play in the euros senpai
Sounds like gunshots in the background
ITS NOT OVER YET
TACTICAL LIE DOWN
>>68737449
all footballers vote Tory
Is one of the ESPN commentators Steve mcmannman and the other Jon Champion?
This is the most entertaining part so far.
>>68737417
Because anything that is exclusively European is shit. Eurovision is shit. EU is shit. Euro is shit.
>>68737433
Dominating
>stalling
>s-s-still plenty of time for England
>>68737450
Pls win it and butthurt all latinos
all rooney has done since entering the game is make mistakes lol england is trash
>>68737417
Minnows like Slovakia parking the bus from the first minute. Hopefully they get smashed in the knock out rounds when they try to play football
>can't beat Slovakia
>>68737432
Why? You could breat the English if you tried
This is the ultimate anime post
>yfw the English media talks about how we dominated the game even though the score is 0-0
>>68737461
No. They will qualify in 3rd place because Euro is a shit tournament where 16/24 teams advance
he shat himself?
DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU ENGLAND
>blitz qualifying, loads of goals
>can't score anything but lucky goals in the tournament
why?
Jesus Christ England. You should have scored a goal by fucking accident by now...
So many chances getting pissed away,
fucking shit
>>68737421
evilyn-fierce-in-bdsm-sex-and-submission
this is literally putrid
what a shit tournament
>>68737462
*raises paw* :3
>>68737450
>tonight
>>68737508
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
>>68737462
Woof
>The England fans have been singing the same song for LITERALLY 15 minutes
>>68737330
More fearmongering
Can we just match the bongs up against Germany in the next round to put them out of their misery?
God, I'd hate to see all the Mohammed shitposting if they were able to meme a win against Portugal.
>>68737328
>>68737330
MEME MAGIC
E
M
E
M
A
G
I
C
FUCKING FANS SING ANOTHER SONG ALREADY
Why do English players play so good at club level but not at international? I understand as a team they're not going to be as good as clubs but it seems like even when it's 1v1 battles they suck compared to when they're playing against clubs. Even things like bloots they seem to do better.
this is a fucking joke, they never intended to try to play football.
>>68737508
>>68737509
COMING HOME
>>68737509
Wales confirmed for winning
does england passes through the groups if they draw ?
something something semen slurping sport
>>68737391
T-that's actually my real name, not kidding
>RUSSKIES
>>68737513
She can lean on my towel rack.
It's 9 o'clock on a saturday
i wished i watched the Wales game
match remorse
>>68737189
yes, they have. they've created chances.
Just time waste now lads, we've nearly got this 0-0 in the bag.
>>68737513
>breat the English
Henderson is worse at crossing than Jesus navas, why is he still on the pitch
>K A N E
>>68737567
do you know what
it's a bloody disgrace
that's what it is
>>68737514
it's probably top 5 of all time yes
Quick, mods are asleep, post your Slovakian buses!
>>68737544
cheers lad
>>68737450
>tonight
>>68737296
he's sold to the colonialists
>>68737509
COMING HOME
Desperate
>Trying to punch Kane in the head
>>68737595
How about the debts then?
>England play 3 bus parking teams
>Everyone complains Englands football is boring
>hoddle losing his head
This is >moyes at Utd. levels of genius
DU DUDU
DUDUDU
DUDUDU DU DUDUDU
ENGLAND
The crowd is 12/10
>>68737461
>Franc
With 4 points they will be in the best third-places teams
Czechoslovakia is Trumps favourite European country.
>>68737602
I feel the exact same way.
Andy Carroll confirmed
>>68737592
yes, they will probably even get through if they finish 3rd
our attack is so fucking impotent
GIVE ALL YOUR POWER TO SLOVAKIA \o/
is it too late to tune in on the Wales-Russia game?
>>68737625
There, I finished.
what happened to vardy is he off the fags again?
Another 0-0 snoozefest, totally did not see this coming considering I'm watching Euro 2016
Are they even trying to score a goal?
clive and bertams have very aesthetic running postures desu
Did Hoddle just say
>there's alot of footballers out there
>>68737600
regular crowd shuffles in
>pronnouncing Harry Kane as "hurricane"
Why are the English such niggers?
>>68737566
>1v1 battles
Go back to /v/
Is it just me or do even the fucking players look bored as shit?
It's literally like I'm looking at a football match slowed down 2x.
>>68737644
>Surely you can't be serious
>>68737376
"Chinese Cartoon"
>it's all footballers out there
Slovakia needs to be 7:1´d in the knockout stage for that shit
>>68737656
too many flags desu senpai
Please apologize to NYCFC because this """"""""""""""""""""chant"""""""""""""""""""" is awful by England
England lose 0-0
>euro 16
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Skrtel can fuck off now
>>68737508
Congratulations
WALES
>kane
> Hoddle wanting Andy Carrol
ffs piss of you twat
>this bus parking
Can't wait to Slovakia gets slaughtered by a proper team
If we finish first, we face Spain in the semis. If we finish second, we face France in the quarters and Germany/Italy in the semis. Which is worse?
3rd place was a mistake
>>68737644
Same with us, but its true
>tfw watching this boring shit when I could have watched Russia get LITERALLY raped
TELL ME ABOUT KANE
WHY IS HE SO FUCKING SHIT
omfg fuck this boring tournament what a fucking shitshow
>Slovakia will never go one up and push England off the table
>kane
>KANE
Why are US flagposters so retarded in this thread? False flags?
did you see that ludicrous display last hour?
what was woy thinking sending Wilshere on that early?
the trouble with England is they always try and walk it in
>>68737694
Dont call me Shirley
Wales > England
Now it's settled
>>68737625
FUCKING KANE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Doesn't he have more important things to do?
>>68737644
This is why the 24 team format fucking sucks
We have to endure parking the bus boreball thanks to these shithole nations no one cares about
>slovakia bring on a centre back at 77 min
fuck me
KANE?????????????
>>68737694
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me l, guys.
>>68736552
>sintonize euro match
>is 0-0
>if repeating digits, slovakia scores on the counter
>if singles, draw
>BANE
>>68737707
EN... G... LAND... ***CLAP***
>>68737707
Internationals dont count desu
Club game is 10x better for pretty much everything
Quads and last second goal for England to win
>>68737133
*FKNG SKRTL FKNG SKRTL FKNG SKRTL FKNG SKRTL
Macca is losing his shit on ESPN
>>68737679
there's 22 mate fucking shit loads tonight lad
>I rate Harry Kane
PIC OF THE PRINCE PLS
>>68737688
This match is just 10 dudes smashing against an 11 dude wall
>>68737679
I'm not sure he is right desu....
>>68737740
or.... americans?
>Kane, Vardy and Sturridge all on the same team
Obviously teams are gonna park the bus u daft cunts. These players should know how to break down teams that play like this
>>68737735
who this semen demon is?
I NEED ALL SCENES WHERE LEXI BELLE IS FAT, OTHER THAN THE SCISSORING ONE
PLEASE IT IS IMPORTANT
>>68737644
>englel can't score because they're not that good
>it's everyone elses fault for parking the bus
>>68737720
Doesn't matter as we'll lose in the ro16
What I love about watching England is how we make every opposition defence look impressive.
Dunno whats worse, the fucking twenty minute DUH DUH chant or the chelsea fans chant 2 seasons ago with sixty fucking minutes of WE WON THE LEAGUE
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>mfw I watched Germany-Poland expecting something interesting
>mfw the same thing happened this match
>>68737746
they lost to us tho
>Every team England plays literally has 11 men defending
>England are really boring!
>>68737673
Come on, the 0-0 of the Austria Portugal match was actually pretty great.
>>68737684
>pronnouncing Shane Long as Shenrong
Why are the Japanese such chinks?
>>68737720
we will definitely lose against germany
we only beat them when the match doesn't mean anything
should england remain in the euro ?
[]yes
[]no
>>68737529
>Using all your power during low stakes games
Have you learned nothing from anime? You dont go full power from the get go, especially if half power is enough to qualify.
>all these missed opportunities
>"le england are only losing because of le bus parking meme" ;^)
>>68737757
dat meme face
>>68737318
Adapt or be left behind my friend.
>>68737468
Yeah all 76 of them including the doubles... fucking retard, maybe a day but 10 mins? pft
It's ok lads, there's no way the judges will rule in Slovakia's favour.
>>68737757
>Prince of Wales
>not at Wales game.
>>68737718
hope they get germany, this best 3rd meme is a fucking failure
STOP UPSETTING PRINCE WILLIAM YOU BAKAS
>>68737740
They are Americans.
>>68737727
>Tfw could have been getting carried by friends on Overwatch
>>68737757
>Implying he does literally anything....
>skrtel dead
In reality bar a lucky last min goal we've drawn all 3 matches in these groups
How many fucking blocks have slovakia made, this is a joke
why isnt slovakia playing any offense
>>68737803
What's the scissoring one?
>Another 0-0 game.
Done with this semen slurping sport.
worst match
>>68737643
Nice meme and stereotype lad
>>68737810
>evagarbage
kys
>>68737813
Same with Spain, but at least Spain can score goals
daily reminder that if drinky was on the pitch we would be winning 4-0
>parking the bus when you're third
>>68737644
All you have to do is not squander one of your many chances and nobody would make fun of you. You can't score because you aren't good, you mong.
OH LOOK, ANOTHER ONE HAS GONE DOWN, WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS?
>>68737813
>11 corners
>more than 15 shots
>2 in the target
England is shite m8
>>68737857
What do you expect with WOY?
RIP
these dubs confirm another late HOWEVER goal
>>68737752
>bendy busses
Not in my city
PARK LE BUS
>>68737826
This. England is just saving their peak for later.
skrtel reeeee
>>68737872
England and France have both been shit desu
>>68737757
Shoot pheasants?
>>68737867
see you tomorrow
>invented soccer
>only able to beat countries that are in your Empire
>Slovakia literally has 2 injured players
>England still can't win vs 9 players
KEK
>>68737886
le eva is le garbage le meme
xd
Just got home. Where are the slags?
heh... at least we're qualifying
>Wales literally finishing first in the group
>ahead of England
lol
>yfw England have to play Portugal and lose
>>68737921
>le next PM face
>minute 92
wew clive
>>68737667
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>5 (five) minutes
>>68737852
cute cute cute cuteeee
>>68737757
what does he exactly do anyway?
>hart
>henderson
>alli
>clyne
>bertrand
One of these men will cost us the euros lads
What is the most famous thing from Slovakia?
Dubs and Harry Kane scores
I'm checking my white male privilege.
>>68737881
don't pay debts
make that Merkel cunt explode with rage
Jesus, at least the 0-0 from Portugal had memes
you can reply to my post ONLY if you finish First in your group
>>68737843
>Prince
>of Wales
Good meme, lad
>>68737852
>having friends
>create a football team
>forget to learn how to score goals
trips and England win
>5(five)
Macca is dying on ESPN
Rooney is absolute shit.
>>68737947
BEAUTIFUL lady.
>>68737825
[x] no
just wait for round of 16, elimination via benuldies
>pooney
Yes yes well done Slovakia
HOWEVER
Has anyone seen """""Vardy"""""
KANE?
A
N
E
?
>>68738010
i love it
>>68737933
>See you tomorrow
What did you mean by that?
>vs 9 men
>pass to keeper
Goddamnit this is like watching Portugal play
>>68737997
>that webm
what the fuck
>>68737997
Reporting in
>>68737997
Will we make it?
>>68737978
Smalling 2bh
>Those back passes to Hart
It's like fucking Woy watched United last season and thought LVG was onto something there
England won't even score against 10
>tfw can pretend I'm from wales OR england and no one will know which I am
whats the total amount of goals on the cup so far?
>pass around at the edge of the box
>Struggle to get through
>Pass to player on edge of box
>Shoot
>Hit defender and roll away
>Start again
Being English is suffering.
Cut my life into pieces
>>68738014
>that melon
genuinely want us to concede right now so we can go home and not get embarrassed in the knock outs
what a load of horseshit
fucking WOY you bastard
START PRODUCING MANAGERS YOU PIECE OF SHIT FA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WELL DONE ENGLAND WELL DONE
HOWEVER
>>68737936
so this guy dicks and photographs all the chicks nobody wants to see but then he doesn't do shit with the chicks everyone is begging to see
>>68737257
>Half of Europe qualified
>No Denmark
>delhi alley
>>68737720
Confronting Spain
>>68737997
You can't prove shit
>>68737978
yep, Alli
>>68737997
I hope we make it
no ebin english banter chants in this euro ?
>>68737927
France is first of its group
Get on our level rosbif
FINAL THREAD
>>68738101
>>68738101
>>68738101
>>68738101
>KANE
>>68738080
this is my raspberry torte
hahahhaa Macca is going to freak out if this is a tie. Memes incoming.
Why shoot?? Why even shoot there Alli
>STALLING
worst game ever
Would rather play the English than the Welsh
>>68738077
everyone assumes england, so youre fucked either way
ENGLAND VS PORTUGAL IN 1/8TH
MEMES WILL BE MADE
TSUNALDO-SAMA vs WOY
2 min legt
This game was a waste of fuckin time. I'm going back to sleep.
>>68738089
It's easier to fuck desperate whores than established ones.
>>68738058
never heard of molting?
>>68737973
Is that Sansa?
>>68738065
>Implying you'll win against NI
>>68737997
Does Copa count?
>>68738089
T-bone answer to no one.
>Slovakia LITERALLY putting 10 players in the box every minute
They've played for a draw all night
>>68738130
he's a one trick pony who only got here cos of 'that' goal against Crystal Palace and he showed a bit of promise. Otherwise he's a petulant child with low footballing intelligence who tries to do everything himself
ITS4OVER
Roy's fault. These subs have made things worse.
>Bus parking won
Please fuck this new system
>those slovakia players celebrating
there's the evidence right there they wanted to play for a draw
>The only sport England's good at.
>Wales have LITERALLY finished top of their group above England
>>68738366
>not shitting on Wilshit or you'll get attacked
You're on /sp/ lad, all Arsecuck players are shit.
could england beat the likes of mexico?
Crowd 16/10 desu
you should be allowed to nfl-tackle when a shit team parks the fucking bus, goddamn
>>68738416
>there's the evidence right there they wanted to play for a draw
or that they've gone through you mong
>>68738501
Wales are the kings of the brittish islands.
>>68738141
>t.average krautlass
>>68737927
yep :/
I hope we bribed some referees
Gareth Bale the best British player
>>68738501
Well...
1. England are a 'top nation' and often make people try harder
2. England have no good strikers. This meme about Vardy and Kane being good is a meme. They might be the best England can offer, but they're not good. To put this into context, Welbeck is the 2nd top scorer for England, out of the current players. Whether that's cause he plays well for England or everybody else is fucking shit, I don't know.
3. Wales were expected to beat Russia
4. England are shit
The complaint about England defending was right, but nobody can score to save their lives.
Fun fact. Bale has scored the exact same number of goals the entire England team have managed in this tournament. That's how bad England are.
Hasn't finished second actually been kinder to England? We play a much weaker group. Iceland, Hungary, Austria or Portugal. Portugal are probably the 'strongest' there, but have performed poorly.
Meanwhile, Wales have to play a much stronger group which could be way stronger teams.
>>68738791
What about Sturridge? He was wank tonight but despite that I'd say he's still England's best striker. At least he is when he's fit and in form.
Ian Wright and Crouch defending that horeshit.
Lads IS ME7IC0 THE NEW BRASIL?
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