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England vs Slovenia
0-0
No JFs
anime lads
>de gay
god save her
>>68734295
This is comfy thread lad
Glorious Slovaks will win against muslim shitskins britons
The referee.... quite hairy... turns out... little monkey fella running around with a whistle
Bit worried about slovakia on the break lads '._.
Do the pundit always have to be 100% positive? how the fuck are they not tearing apart wilshere?
>>68734338
>salted
in the fucking bin
>slovenia
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>68734229
KANE AND VARDY AND ROONEY AND ALLI ARE THE BEST LINE UP
>>68734338
do they have his spunk on?
>>68734327
Sure thing, Mohammed
where do i vote for canada to rejoin the empire
>6 changes
>All these shitty Lelpool players
>Wiltshit
Hmmmm
>>68734345
fuck off karl
lads why is our game so poor tier today?
>>68734345
fuck off karl
>>68734327
shouldn't you be ironing your dress for CIS school tomorrow pal
>Ian Wright
Why is it on ITV1 and ITV2?
>>68734345
you're talking so much shit karl
>>68734469
Double the memes
This is your queen now you remain faggots.
Going to the chipper, any of you lads want anything?
>>68734374
>not rating ready salted
kill yourself
>>68734501
Chips and gravy la
>>68734404
hendshit and lellana are trash sure, but porridge and climb are doing well
>>68734358
Half of them are ex arsenal
>>68734501
3 potato scallops on a balm.
>>68734501
spam fritter cheers pal
>>68734501
fried seaweed la
Besides not being able to finish for shit, do you guys think England's performace was okay?
Dubs and Wilshere gets injured in the dressing room
please
this is reddit
this is memes
this is reddit
this is memes
>>68734501
pickled egg and a cornetto
>>68734469
They're doubling their ad break revenue
seriously please take us back
>>68734495
god save the chancellor queen
>>68734555
Sorry fag
JUST
>>68734501
Chips and [spoiler]curry sauce[/spoiler]
>>68734501
saveloy dip for me cheers lad
>>68734555
Injured on the pitch then?
>>68734345
TWADDLE
>>68734555
Woy was based enough to substitute actual good players at halftime in the Wales Match, let's hope he does it again.
>>68734501
poutine for me cheers
>>68734555
top kek la
>>68734582
Mate you don't want none of this I'm coming over to you guys next year.
>>68734555
ayy lmao
>all these football themed adverts
loving it
>>68734398
Don't worry, we're taking you back after Brexit.
>>68734501
Cheesy chips with a pot of gravy please la.
>>68734501
KEBAB AND CHIPS M8 PLS
ILL PAY YOU BACK
>>68734501
Yeah, get me 3 Big Macs, 2 large fries, and a large diet Coke. Thanks la
Tetley Tea > Yorkshire Tea
Who /cheekychickenandmushroompotnoodle/ here?
Finished game of thrones then turned itv on
Took me ten minutes to realise England weren't the ones in white ffs lads I need to pay more attention
>>68734614
dies hopefully
>>68734653
On a diet m8?
>>68734667
best flavour 2bh
>Male in Ghostbusters advert
Fucking cis shitlord ruining this strong womyn flick.
>>68734501
What is a chipper?
I'm a Polish immigrant
Dory dies at the end of Finding Dory wtf
One of these days I'm going to post >>68734501 and then actually buy all of the things, lay it out on a table and post the picture
>>68734327
are you the haitian pedo in sweden that shitposts on /brit/
>>68734501
Get me a saveloy and chips from the chippy m8
>>68734676
>Invite to Ghostbusters premier
Aren't competitions meant to reward you?
Have we colonised this one before lads?
> Condom advert right at 9 o'clock
Cheeket bastards
>>68734711
Chippy.
Why do polish women make my dick diamonds?
>>68734338
>ready salted
>blue
fuck off
>>68734717
no you're not
>>68734665
I swear to fucking God m8 I'll hurt you
>>68734653
>america
>All these salty britions
>mfw they lose
>>68734717
wouldn't waste your jsa on that m8
>>68734711
Put trees in them and get sawdust
Dubs and Slovakia will win with a cheeky late header.
>>68734338
>ready salted in a blue packet?
are you trying to make me buy the wrong crisps?
>>68734529
Henderson is a god among men. Suck my dick faggot
>>68734761
>>68734768
wow look at those negative posts
>>68734501
a panda pop and a sausage, ta
>>68734777
close
>>68734501
>"the chipper"
>not the chippy
what the fuck lad
>>68734636
>actually moving to west somaliland and the chinese territories
just go to fucking denmark or something m8
>>68734765
Shouldn't you be on /brit/ posting images of British children, Sweden?
NO SUBS R I P
>>68734777
B-but what about trips la?
>>68734229
When will jihadi john behead this oldfuck?
>no halftime changes
>>68734808
this desu
>>68734808
hownew.ru
![a37258edc00040b387252e77864d2381[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFW8tz5.jpg "a37258edc00040b387252e77864d2381[1]")
>>68734791
>>68734813
Blame neville
dubs and ISIS
GET WILSHIT OFF WOY FFS
>>68734501
steak pudding, chips and mushy peas please
>after all these years God still hasn't saved the queen
why bother to continue singing
>>68734827
>Hodgson
>>68734835
why are his legs like that?
>Mak
Dubs and Rooney comes on and scores from forty yards out
>ITV advertising thin "invisible" condoms
I tried them and the rubber ripped on me when I put them on my dick. Fucking killed. 0/10.
>>68734835
TSUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68734835
What's Nigel Farage's stand name?
>>68734809
I'v got friends there I'm too much of a pussy to move somewhere on my own.
>>68734834
virus do not click
>>68734835
>Mobile India
>>68734873
Alpha male pose, it's natural
>>68734864
want him sacked so badly
just wait, we will get second (at best), draw someone like Hungary or Portugal - lose, and he will still get a new contract
>>68734873
power stance, he will not budge
If we don't make it into the 16 lads, who you backing
>england not wearing white
Fucking cucks
>>68734873
Powerstancing
>>68734912
Fuck off with your anime bullshit
>>68734873
It's a big crotch
Wilshere's turning out to be a great out ball for the Slovaks.
I hope my body can take it.
If england leave EU can we take their place?
>>68734881
You're not supposed to wank that hard mate.
>>68734873
that's how racists stand
Le dandruff man
How shit is England right now desu fellow britbros
Why isn't Sterling playing? Shit end product but at least he brought pace and has the urge to go forward
>>68734916
can i be your friend
>>68734501
Wtf? Who says chipper? Literally no-one.
Well maybe those pirate-sounding faggots in Bristol do, it sounds like something they'd say but m8 they're not even real people.
IT'S A FUCKING CHIP-SHOP, or CHIPPY for short.
>>68734501
Battered sea bass and chips and a can of coke mate.
>>68734975
not many take my willy without bleeding mate
oh well, here goes nothing
*slips it in with little warning*
>>68734501
get me some goddamned chili cheese fries you limey cunt
quite sure we (usa) would beat england if we played tomorrow.
>>68734501
Chilli and sea bass
(meme)
>>68735005
Because Woy has to play the shitty Liverpool players.
>>68734978
I didn't, I was literally just putting it on and it ripped. My gf was laughing.
>>68734827
Meh. 70% possession and 100% of the shots so far, what more can you really expect to get out of England?
>>68735023
first day on the chon homeslice?
>>68735023
correct desu
> 0-0
nice """""""tournament"""""" you have there yuros
>>68734978
Top bants.
who counts the passes for the stats updates lads?
>0-0
who else fell for the "this time it will be different" meme?
>>68734976
kill yourself immediately
>>68735100
muh cheese pizzas
>>68735020
Anyone born in the Commonwealth is my friend.
Can we do a goal now
Bertrand is a bit wank int he really
>>68735090
>My gf
gtfo you fucking normie scum
>>68735067
Henderson is the only one that is performing below par
>>68735100
>watching Copa America in a first world country
>Mike
>>68735100
Nice islands you have there, mind if I take them?
>>68735138
me
we haven't been good since 1966
>Hart and the defense fighting over the ball
JUST
>smalling
ayy lmao
>>68735005
We've dominated every game we've played apart from maybe the first half against Wales (which I misses). Just can convert into goals due to meme magic.
>>68735133
The goalkeepers
Keeps them busy when they're not making saves
GO SLOVAKIA!!!
>>68735184
spurdo
Can England score against any countrues they dont currently own?
>>68735176
Lellana is pretty shit as well senpai, Clynes alright though.
memengland gets eliminated tonight check em
>>68735184
id watch this shit only if i wanted to fall asleep fast
Why are you people having so much trouble with Slovakia? I mean most Englishmen couldn't point this country out on a map
>>68734916
You moving to da 6 pham?
that goal has been deklyned
>>68735171
Fedora detected
get
him
off
what a black cunt
>hoddle encouraging diving
>eng defense
>>68735273
We're shit, m8
chances of England scoring?
the memes that will happen if Wales finish top will be unreal.
How does Lallana seem to escape criticism? He can't even hit the ball clean
>>68735264
I wouldn't say lallana has been bad, he's also been okay in the first two games. Would still pick walker over clyne though
>>68735277
My friend lives somewhere called Jessop or Jassop or some shit like that.
>>68735199
its all yours my friend
>>68735273
you're the worst team at this tournament, so that's rich
>>68734501
No thanks, I'm eating herbed pork and tomato risotto.
MAKE A FUCKING SUB
>wilshere assisting slovakia
boy i sure am glad he was brought instead of drinky
>loud and organized banshee screeching by the english fans
don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
I'm from the future.
Slovakia scores in minute 73 on a cheeky header. You heard it here first.
>>68735273
Keep kicking it at the keeper because we struggle to see third worlders clearly. In fact im having a hard time reading your post atm.
Rooney is imminent, guys.
ROONEY CONFIRMED
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
see ya cunt
never been so happy to see are wayne
why did Woy bring only bad players?
YES GET FUCKED WILSHIT YOU DOWNY CUNT.
Sturridge is playing far too deep get in the bloody box man
Rooney sort this shambles out please
potato number 2 going off and potato number 1 comes on
roy is world class
>>68735347
do you even know where that is m8?
>>68735393
Fuck off McFly
>mfw Slovakia wins and England gets BTFO
theres stil time
>>68735448
We don't believe in good players here la
Is there a certain chance that england drops out of the tournament tonight?
Just hypothetically, how would England do if they were an EPL team in the premier league?
>>68735415
Obligatory Beckham mention guys, all free kicks on target from now.
fuck sake
i'm desperate for a shit i'm going to have to go
text me if anything happens
07504394827
dubs and woy has a heart attack and we get a decent manager pls
>>68735474
Not really I'd ask him but he's not online at the minute its some bumfuck town in the middle of nowhere as far as I've gathered.
>>68735493
aw Shucks Sven, cheers for the goal
>>68735521
Aston Villa
>>68735493
aw Shucks Sven, cheers for the goal
>>68735468
Its woys system. We have Vardy in the middle so studge has to go there. Tbh he shouldve played Rashford if he was gonna do this, at least he has played as a wide man before
>yfw England score in 79th minute thanks to era penal
>>68734413
RARE
A
R
E
>>68735521
20th
Can England just win already so we go through without doing jack shit
>>68734912
「DAMP RAG」
Literally playing for a draw...fuck these teams man.
>>68735521
Upper midtable like Liverpool
>>68735518
None.
If England lose they 'could' go out on Wednesday after the other games as one of the 3rd place teams that don't go through.
>>68735393
> not cutting along the lines
Fucking disgusting m8. Should be ashamed.
>>68735521
Unironically relegated
Wales>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>England
EU >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>England
>>68735545
Sounds like a solid plan m8
where is drinkeh ffs
We have to be the worst crossers in this tournament always over hit to fuck.
>>68735551
You mock now but we're gonna be the biggest club in the world within 10 years.New owner said so.
Deal with it.
Jordan Henderson gets paid 100k a week.
>>68735521
Where did Liverpool finish?
If they were going to cross it every time they get the chance, why didn't they bring Big Andy?
>>68735635
Na 4 points will be plenty
Who has the bright idea to keep playing mid table Liverpool players?
He better not be going to a fucking diamond
>post yfw Rooney scores in the 90th minute
![[SHUTTERSTOCK.COM]football-fan-in-suit-drinking-whiskey.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mtxdiVM.jpg "[SHUTTERSTOCK.COM]football-fan-in-suit-drinking-whiskey")
>>68735697
>>68735675
AIDS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Ireland
>>68735697
Ni Hao
>Its a 'random woman screams players names as they come on for no reason' episode
fuck sake
Please take hendo off he's fucking shit, get Dier on at least he can tackle.
bit nervous
Skirtel sounds like a Pokemon or something.
>>68735751
play shite like englands daimond
ROONEY TAKING CORNERS
Fackin ell Skrts m8
Did Dele Alli get darker?
Le corner man
Who is this autist in the stadium that screams the player's name when the teams change?
>>68735537
Hi Elliot
Unluckiest nation on the planet?
reckon alli could've took a touch there
Alli is the worst player in the tournament
>>68735856
Portugal
>>68735849
Did ya add him on whatsapp lad?
Kek its basically rooney vs slovakia now
Anyone else think we may actually be cursed when it comes to international football?
>>68735835
Probably fake tanned before he got on the plane for the French chicks. They all love black cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA
Come on england just fuckin score already.
I do not want a 3th with 4 points
awful passing
>>68735926
Nah we're just shit
>>68735537
get whatsapp you cunt
>>68735926
No we are just fucking shit
>>68735926
no, we just always have shite managers
>Hooper-Chan
Since when did Gary become a weeb?
>slovenia
How are you going to win when you english cucks you dont know even who you are paying against. :)))
>>68735948
>3th
>>68735981
hearty kek from me
>go for a shower
>get out, check phone
>dad texts me 'bout time'
>think they've scored
>nope, just Rooney subbed on
cmon lads
>>68735983
How long till prayer time, brother?
Le 200 defenders team
Why is Rooney so shit lads?
>>68736031
>Canada
>>68736031
your dad is a pleb
>they're bringing another defender on
tinpot cunts
>>68735887
Just did a bit of a 007 spy job (googled the number)
Dubs and Alli scores in the 71st minute
>7 defenders
7-0
>3-0
>>68736146
Dubs and Rashford gets one for the land
Wales 3-0
>>68736031
Ur dad seems like a twat.
Dubs and Pyrotechnics on the pitch in 88th minute
If they have 10 defenders how will we score? I think theyve figured out this football gaff desu lads.
1-9 and we win the Euro 2016.
Wales rules the wave
Why the fuck are they trying to walk it in
> Pooney
He's shit
glad i didn't go pub to watch this shite
>mfw when wales is the better england
>>68735697
screencapped
Now image if we play Germany or Spain
>cant beat Slovakia
>cant beat russia
>barely beat wales
Dubs and screamer from Hart from forty yards out 90th minute
>>68736287
SEA PARKS?
Why are Slovakia not going for it? They have nothing to lose.
>they're announcing every goal that happens in the Wales v Russia game on ITV, the channel we're all watching
>people in this thread still feel the need to inform everyone of the score
Why?
>could have been watching a 3-0 wales game
If Slovakia loses, Croatia is 100% in quarter finals. So, sorry slavbros, i'm rooting for England.
Whos this 17 for Slovakia? Hes fucking terrible and wears apehoop shorts
>>68736329
Wales are about as good as Rooneys hair transplant
>le park bus team
Oh boy
>>68736361
unless you are hodgson save the noose
>>68736287
Wenger is the assistant manager.
>>68736343
>tfw I could be on 4chan at age 36
>>68736391
Fug
>>68736355
neither of those teams will spend the game camped in their own half
Nooooooo Eric :(
>englands most likley RO16 opponent now is albania or hungary
they are going to get away with it arent they
> Let's play a high defensive line and force all of their players to defend
Bravo Roy, tactical genius
>bayol 3 goals
>kroos running shit
>modric running shit
>ramos clean sheets
>ronaldo
how is henderson so highly rated, he has no good attributes
Atmosphere sounds fun
Why are England so fucking bad at breaking teams down
>>68736366
OH SHIT SON
>this chanting
it's fucking brutal
i had to mute the tv
can't we come up with something better?
>>68736382
damn this is some genuine englishman butthurt
England will never do anything under Roy "I can manage a football team Hodgson
>>68736382
Oh yes because the english never inform everyone when they score you waste of space
Have Wales had as many shots on target as England?
>>68736474
Sound like zombies moaning
fuck not Dier
He's been our best player
>>68736491
it just keeps going
*clapping intensifies*
>>68736355
Spain is more deadly desu. Germany could even beat poland.
Goals are so overrated
>slovakia literally playing anti-football
fucking cancer
>>68736471
Only Liverpool fans rate him, and you know how well you can trust their judgement
i hope rooney has a fucking heart attack
useless twat
>bringing on the meme
Give fucking Rashford a shot. No wonder England are shit. Roy sucks
> Kane
Time for bed lads
>>68736491
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>>68736430
>tfw we'll be posting on "/osp/ - Old Sports" while /sp/ has moved on to Rocket Ping Pong and Quidditch
Getting nervous lads
>>68736543
>implying Englel are doing any better
2 shit teams n all that
couldn't score at a brothel
Just fucking score britfriends
Dele Alli will score in the xyth minute. Where xy are the last two numbers of my post
If that time in the game has already gone, then England's chance has passed
>literally make NO movement off the ball
>wonder why nothing is happening
>Kane on
>Dier Injured
>Henderson still with shite balls and crosses every other minute
Game over lads
> Kane on for Vardy
> Not players with 2 strikers
> Just doing a straight swap
Roy is so bad it's kind of unbelievable
>>68735981
sounds like uguu-chan or something
I can't believe I bet on England, what a fucking idiot I was
Do Slovakia fans not know the DEE-FENCE chant?
Who /resigned/ here?
slovaks are going to score I can feel it
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
ENGLAND
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>>68736637
Not like theres anything at stake desu
Cheeky 75th Slovakia goal coming in
Fucking slovakian jammy defenders
>>68736622
laughed so much my wife looked at me funny
>>68736692
faith anon
DO IT FOR 1966
Skrtel unironically playing well.
with chants like this is it any wonder our players are completely uninspired.
>>68736723
IT NEVER ENDS
>>68736677
This, what the absolute fuck are they playing at? Literally just standing about like mongs.
>>68736661
at least theyre trying
all though i do agree that its sad they havent scored yet
>>68736710
Yep
Slovakia parking their bus towards a point
Cunts, expected better from them
>>68736543
Truth
KANE?
Meme magic incoming bois
Hart should be on corners baka
Irregular reminder that Crouch was England's best striker and this often heard ridicule of him only scoring against small teams is stupid as it is always the small teams England struggles against.
>>68736692
KANE finna save you pham
tell me about kane
why does he wear the mask
>>68736723
this
Will Croatia beat Italy? YES. We literally never lost to them. :DDDDDDDD
Against whom England goes in quarted finals?
What happens if we come 3rd?
>>68736430
A depressing thought
Anyone else been here since >2009?
I remember watching pretty much the entire London olympics w ith /sp/ in a den i made in my living room after uni finished
Reminder that we'll score a header on a late set piece.
>>68736491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VCq0i7kBlg
He subbed a black for a white. Why is Englel so racist?
>harry
>>68736864
2007 here
Even English footballers don't want to stay in Europe.
Someone stop that fucking chat!!!
HARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68736864
I remember posting during Euro 98, /sp/ was pure banter back in the day
>>68736869
Funny way to spell concede
Think Rashford would give Slovakia a torrid time with his pace dunno if I could say the same about Kane.
>tmw you realize tiny little Wales is better at football than England
Going to phone my cousin from Stoke the moment England blows it. What should my first words be?
>>68736864
I've been here since 2008. This is the third Euros I've watched with /sp/.
>>68736864
2006/7 season here.
>>68736825
kane finna save his fucking job
>>68736677
It's been like this every game.
They just expect something to magically happen
>>68736760
you need to leave
>>68736864
Been here since 2010. 10-12 was the golden era
>>68736946
I'm gay and I love you
>we are witnessing the death throes of this sport in this very tournament
>>68736864
London 2012 was a glorious period for /sp/
>>68736905
underrated post
had a good chuckle at this
FUCKING HELL SING SOMETHING ELSE
Every fucking team we play against immediately sets out to defend with 11. It's horrific.
>>68736957
happening
Whoa another snoozefest at the euro
I totally did not see this coming
>>68736864
bro since before then but /b/
>>68736855
We're fucked basically.
>>68736946
'Cunt'
>WEAR THE RED
>WEAR THE LION
>>68736965
meme magic
Time for Kanekino
>DO DO
>DURR DA DO DO
>DERRRR DA DO DO DO DO DO DOO
>ENG-LEL
>Another defender
OOH OOH
Just sub in grant holt.
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
ENGLAND
I will feel a slight sense of relief when we eventually get BTFO, our '''''''''''''tactics'''''''''''''' are horrendous
>>68736987
It was great but only beacuse I was NEET and had to time to watch shit like Archery and DeathMarch with no obligations. I can't afford that any more. Simpler times.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
>>68736864
yes.
but for me, south africa world cup in 2010 was /sp/ golden era.
the banter and memes were next level.
>Slovakia trying to move the ball forward
Why even bother, just boot it at one of your defenders like we've been doing and stop wasting everyones time
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ENGLAND
>England
Really, if you guys get any good team against you, you are fucked.
bag o'shite
>screaming banshee announces Eng's subs
fuck this
Can we under hit a fucking cross just once? Every cross we do is over hit to fuck.
England are 'no final ball' the team
This game would have been so much better if best 3rd place didn't advance
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
England do do do clap (David Guetta remix).mp3
320kbps YouTube download when
>>68736977
The rules of football need changing somehow. So many park the bus teams these days
>tfw if those Russians hadn't let off those fire crackers this would be the comfiest game
Players that have come out of this with any credit:
-Eric Dier
DO
ODO
DODO
ODODO
DODODO
im cheering for ISIS
>finished my anal masturbating session to watch this match
>it's fucking awful
fucking hell, i didn't even cum because i was so eager to watch England play
why do i never learn
Stopped by to say thank you England. I even got my good headphones instead of the laotop speakers to hear your fans sing, so comfy.
>>68737073
it's been going on for 10 minutes straight now
peoples hands must be bleeding
>>68737177
-Clyne
>>68737141
True. This was the easiest group by far and we fluked through it (if we make it)
DOO
OOD
DOO
OOD
DOO
Dier effort that
It saddens me that this shitty Englel team beat Australia. They look like a pack of spastics.
>englel fans
https://youtu.be/Oowuf3uMiBc
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT """"""""CORNER""""""""""
Great corner
Just get the ferry home lads.
>>68737088
will Rio bring some lewd pics of athletes or is it just winter olympics thing
this is bare shit famm
*sells you short*
What a fucking joke
DOODOO
ODODOD
DODODO
OODOOD
Why is James Milner not getting any gametime this tournament. He's England's best midfielder.
Rooney you plonker!
Rooney is so dreadful I cannot comprehend how he is in the team other than le shrek meme
the drums always make me think of jumanji
Why aren't we losing?
when did football become so boring
>>68737380
ride never ends
>>68737329
Rio is probably getting canclled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfsJvjUrCI4
absolutely no chances being created again, no playmaker in this squad
>>68737380
Your playing england
late goal incoming
Pleased with my Willy lads
Got to give it to Slovakia's back 8.
Why can´t England win?
>>68737380
1 billion defenders
>>68734501
>tfw britbong living in Amerifat land
I'm in the Deep South. Kill me, lads.
>>68736987
>>68737088
i remember posting about how itd be the last olympics wed all be able to watch together in its entirety
feels man
>tfw you switch to the wales game and you can still hear that chant
>>68737441
delet this
>>68737408
Two of the worst teams in europe are playing
>>68737380
Because you're defending with 11 players.
tbvh
>>68737380
Meme magic.
FFS England, what a shitty fucking team.
>commentators who say "we"
D........O O O D
O........O
O........O
O O O D O O O
...........O.........O
...........O.........O
D O O O.........D
>slovakia willingly going down to 10 men because England is so shit
>>68737458
Maximum time wasting and shit tactics by >Woy.
>>68737454
And England's front 0
>>68737447
hahahahah....
>>68737429
bullshit
>>68737454
Kek
>>68737460
the legendary slovakian 11-0-0 lineup
a gutsy tactic
>>68737483
nah m8 every game is park the buss nowadays
Austria, hungary, tsunaldo and friends, iceland are englands potential opponents if they draw today
who else /abgb/ here?
imagine paying MONEY to go to FRANCE to watch THIS SHIT
Going to turn commentary off so I don't hear the pundits shout GOAL! when Slovakia inevitably get the 93rd minute goal.
>0-0
>PArking the bus when you're third in the group
has england EVER scored from a corner?
>>68737441
my sides
Whos the nigger doing the post match com? Seems like hes well hung
Just poured myself a splash of gin and donned a nice cardigan. Who else /comfy/ here?
>>68737591
>4 hours of adverts during the "game"
>WHY ARENT WE SCORING IM STANDING STILL WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>>68737611
Third advances
>>68736366
PLEASE
>>68737526
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/rio-olympics-olympic-games-public-calamity-financial-crisis-a7088821.html
>>68737642
sweater and a scotch egg here lad
ok fuck it im sick of these 0-0 games where can i watch Copa America
>>68737642
donny soldier!
Hendo has zero vision
HANG YOURSELF HARRY
>>68737666
>666
fuark its coming home lads
>>68737642
Watching England is so fucking boring it is either boring as fuck 0-0 or we are getting slapped by a good team. Always disappointment.
>are brave 'arry kane
>kane
JUST DO IT
>>68737709
RUS-WAL
>>68737624
When our forward was nine feet tall, sure
>>68737642
wow so classy! You're a gentleman as we say on reddit, sir :)
I bet you pull all the girls!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO MAKE MOVEMENTS OFF THE BALL FUCK OFF
>England
fuck me, what a mess
Kane is fucking dog shit
I'm so glad my ancestors were criminals. Would be embarrassing to be part of this.
hi bi keeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>mfw when england is the most disappointing british nation at the euros
>>68737642
Its 39C here mate I'm naked at the moment
England just don't have the minerals to succeed in international tournaments
>1 (one) shot on target
b..but we dominated the game
Why aren't England stand still some more?
>hungria
triggered
i have a theory that about 4 years ago someone told roy hodgson that every shot that goes 15 yards wide of the goal counts as 0.1 of a goal
why else would we be so shit at finishing
i was debating going to sleep at half time.
made the wrong decision.
STOP HURTING OUR PLAYERS ENGLAND, REEEEEEEE
We should have let Slovakia attack. Fuck this.
>>68737833
I seriously hope you're an englishman on holiday
Slovakia robbing us of an almighty Saturday night piss up
>>68737696
>scotch egg
Patrician taste, lad.
>tfw England cant even get a "you're shit but your birds are fit" chant from the opposition.
Being English is suffering
England players: how do you want us to play?
Woy: when you get near the box just fucking wallop it
They should make suspects watch this game to get them to confess to crimes
>>68737854
>we could beat anyone if we only took our chances
>>68737854
Thats only the second half, but yeah.
>>68737898
2 huge ones from co op for 55p, couldn't say no lad
"I just feel his groin."
>>68737833
how big is your dick tho
WOW so we play 2nd in Portugal's group? Not much difference than 3rd place teams desu. Thought we played 1st place.
The key is to not make any movement off the ball
>>68737883
Are you so retarded to not know they're time wasting?
>>68737854
Well that's utter bullshit because because Vardy and lallana have both hit shots straight at the keeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnKbNQZ58w
>i sprained my vagina
Nice sport
lol at mcmanaman sarcastically ripping this england tactics.
im so glad i didnt go to the pub to watch this shite
Bloody hell we're shit
>>68737782
Neigh lad, I'm 23 and my hairline is receding at an incredible rate. Not pulling owt much other than my tail :^)
>>68737903
>not
>jwust wolk it wover the wine lads
>>68737935
Any good? The ones from Sainsburys are sublime, but the ones from Tesco are a bit subpar I've found.
Dat slavakian back 9 tho...
>>68737940
yeah the system's a bit flawed.
There's a possibility Portugal is 2nd in their group
slovakia so poor they paid mountain dew and doritos to rename their players
>>68737986
>being thai
>talking about vaginas
>>68737939
7.1"
>engblocks
>5 added minutes
Literally why?
JUST FOKIN WOLLOP IT U CHEEKY CUNT
what a fucking boring match
We need to pass the ball sideways outside the box some more
>>68737976
ye, tell that to one with broken nose
>>68738042
retweeted
Fucking hell Alli. Just keep possesion
>>68738074
Increase the chance of anything happening
I literally dont understand why the slovakians are forming a human wall of 11 players on the goal line.
Do they not realise they'll be eliminated?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
>>68738074
the bloke with nose bleed
>>68738074
England needs more time to get their scripted goal, they're that bad
QUEEN = SAVED
nobody is even trying, they are both ok with this result. pathetic
>>68738119
Ahh yes because we're doing loads with the possession we have
Fucking cross it from wide ye spazzes
>>68738052
Kys tariq
youd think an attacking player in one of the best clubs in the premier league would be able to get his shot on target
I'm converting to Welsh
>England fans signing chants to their Tsarina
It's like you guys never entered modern society
wayne "i tried to control the ball once but my shins had other ideas" rooney
>>68738149
That was first half lad
>englel
i hope we get them as an opponent after grp stage
Should have watched the welsh game, this shit is a fucking snoozefest
>>68738135
this, i thought they needed to score?
>>68738108
Its what you get for having a team of fucking fannies.
We Shouldve brought Andy Carroll
what the fuck was that meme roll
How many years of hurt is it now?
>>68738189
Wait for a decent chance instead of blooting it
EDDIE IN NOW
FAST FEARLESS ATTACKING FOOTBALL IN NOW
ENGLAND BTFO
>>68738135
Probably hoping for a lucky counter attack
boring as fuck
i'm going to bed
MILD BOOING
I for one welcome our welsh overloads
disaster
>>68738286
Too many
>russia
Good night guys
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>WALES LITERALLY FUCKING BEAT ENGLAND IN THEIR OWN GROUP
>IT'S COMING HOME LADS JUST BELIEVE ME
Fuck this system. Slovakia played like dogshit and somehow still go through.
>>68738410
No they didnt
>>68738382
Pity they couldn't actually beat England.
Congratulations on the draw britfriends.
Well deserved
Dismal.
At least all you cunts suffered it with me
wow who'd have thought that MAKING NO FUCKING MOVEMENT OFF THE BALL and you'd struggle to score
OMG WE BOSSED THE GAME BUT STRUGGLED TO SCORE COULD IT BE BECAUSE YOU PASS THE BALL AROUND THE BOX AND JUST EXPECT THE BALL TO MAGICALLY GO IN THE NET
FUCK YOU CUNTS
I don't think Portugal's group is that strong anyway. I think Croatia could get 3rd if Spain beat them heavily and Czechs win so Wales could get them and it would be RIP.
Who do >we play next?
Caliphate on early exit watch
Top fuckin kek faggoooooots
England cucked me out of an 8 leg multi win. Fucking useless cunts
I think I would have enjoyed myself more if i was at work tonight
>>68738285
literally this
>>68738410
And England played good?
>>68738479
2nd in Poortugals group. So we will be eliminated by Portugal or Iceland.
>>68738454
>GET BTFO BY FUCKING WALES OF ALL TEAMS
>"B-BUT WE BEAT THEM WITH A +90 MIN WINNER!"
Jesus Christ. I know it's expected, and fair play to Wales, on balance they deserve to win the group, but this is dissapointing from England.
>cant beat bloody slovenia
>finish behind wales
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
so do slovakia go through? i fucking hope not
in moi 'and
>top 4 in group go through
>>68738600
>expected
i suppose, after the whole 1 (one) thing
Who here is just happy to get out of the group?
>>68738686
>see the thing you just replied to
So are you a literal retard or something
>tfw wales have to play portugal and england play iceland
who said 2nd was a bad thing?
>>68738643
we dont know yet, depends on albania results or god knows who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6GBCXr7oiA
You were once able to do this.
>>68738776
Wales play 3rd place team from Group a or D I think. Albania or NI are most likely.
>>68738776
>not wanting to play PorTSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUgal
>>68738773
But that's not the thing he/you replied to.
>>68738776
Might have saved my blood pressure.
I fucking hate every game we play against portugal.
>>68738909
True now that I look at it, but it doesn't change anything
You got beaten by fucking Wales in your group, you can cherrypick matches all you like
>>68738781
You're already clear of Albania, it's Czech Rep, Norn Ire, Portugal and Sweden you need to be wary of
>>68738863
And two years before that you literally killed our 2008 qualification campaign
England haven't changed much really
fun fact: only 3 euro winning teams have won their group
(stolen from itv)
>>68738978
We literally beat Wales in one-on-one competition, I don't know what else to tell you buddy. Slovakia weren't sticking eleven men on the goal line in their other matches.
>>68738776
small mentality desu
Whhopi Goldberg shaved her head, oh wait it's Wrighty
>>68739180
Wales also beat Russia in one-on-one competition, meanwhile you fucking drew. Great team buddy, top fucking quality
I want Hogdson out so bad, but who the fuck replaces him?
Remember all the times we tried to get Mourinho? We've waited and all the good managers are taken
Fucking Ian wright defending that awful shit
> Slaven Billić getting annoyed at this uppity Negro
> Gonna cancel the rest of his commentary contracts.
>>68739240
If Wales are better than why couldn't they beat us?
>>68739342
If England are better why didn't they top the group?
>b-but muh one-off matches...
Jesus Christ imagine if we didn't get that goal against Wales
Lucky to be through
>>68739388
Slovakia played like fags, that's why. Blame the new format.
>>68739475
Slovakia weren't the only reason you came second you fucking moron. You should've demolished Russia but you didn't
This is why people laugh at England. Y point at individual results and claim you're world-class, while getting BTFO by shitters overall
>wales
croatia, germany, poland, NI, czech rep
>england
iceland, austria, hungary
lol enjoy that top spot whilst it lasts sheepshaggers
>>68739550
I didn't claim that we were world class.
>>68739615
I'm talking about England overall
>this semantic asspain
Undefeated so far lads. Stay positive.
The eventual winner of these tournaments often has a slow start.
>>68739633
But if I didn't say it, then how does it pertain to my post? That's not semantics, that's common sense.
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