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Comfy British [England v Slovakia] Match Thread #1


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This is a comfy England v Slovakia match thread for British people and British people only.
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>>68730662
fuck you chav you don't make the rules here
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>>68730683
Spic
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>>68730683
Paco
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>>68730683
No thanks mate, just had my last Rothmans
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I'm here.
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>>68730703
>>68730715
Muhammad
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i like to eat that 'after eight' mint chocolate, am I british?
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>>68730683
>7-0
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alri lads?
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I'm a brit living in Canada
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reply to me to let me know you're in this thread
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>>68730746
alri
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England - Slovakia

0:0
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Who /saving the queen/ here?
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>god save the queer
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i'm in
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G O D
O
D

S A V E
A
V
E

T H E
H
E

Q U E E N
U
E
E
N
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alreyt
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>>68730662
Reminder not to fall for what the ruling elites want.
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@68730755
no
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>>68730771
Fuck off

Land of hope and glory
Mother of the free
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ENGLANDS GONNA THROW IT AWAY
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>Joe hart singing the national anthem
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charli
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>british
>people
Pick one
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Fuck you cunts
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Slovakian anthem >>>>> English anthem
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>this constant Johnny Foreigner butthurt
Love it
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>>68730810
>he doesn't respect the monarchy
See you at the chopping blocks tomorrow m8
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I live in British Columbia (not the Chinese part), am I British?
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The Slovakia flag and anthem are pretty great.
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>>68730735
Jamal
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The Slovak anthem sounds like war
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>Clyne at tight end

Roy has lost it, Walker was our best player
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>need an account to watch on itv website
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>>68726072

i see no mention of Wales here

GEDDIN 'ERE BROS AND BROSKIES
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>>68730736
no, you're just disgusting
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>>68730930
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
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I'm really excited about this match and all this greats players.


(Just banter)
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>>68730882
>not the chinese part

KEK, that whole area is chinese m8
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>>68730806
but that MP nobody ever heard about died because of racism and stuff innit?
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>>68730930
enjoy shitty 480p
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=itv
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>>68730818
>asians
>people
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>mfw skrtel breaks sturridge's leg and takes off shirt to reveal man united jersey
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>>68730882
If you pledge allegiance to the Queen, you can have the JF slur removed
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gl hf no re
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Reminder that it's coming home.
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>6 changes
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got a fuck off bag of milky buttons for this one
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sex is like pringles. once you POP you just cannot stop :))
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lisicki is here lads, get spamming

>>68730956
cute
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Slovakia is running on a lot of yellow cards.
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hello /comfy/ i'm in a hotel room in brussels, pretty comfy. how about you?
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>>68731040
good lad
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Will le meme man score?
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>>68730771
Allah
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>>68730811
BUT I KNOW THEY CAN PLAY
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>>68730962
wtf I hate Brexit now
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England will beat Tesco by 3 meal deals to 1
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>>68730662
Shouldn't you be fighting russians?

Inb4
>shouldn't you "not at euros joke"
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>>68731132
kek
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>beach ball
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>>68731095
>9 girls
>13 threesomes
gay
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I have bad teeth, can I stay?
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>that awkward moment where you realize England is in red and you've been cheering on the wrong team

wew
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Does any englishman sincerely believe woy can bring it home?
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DONT TAKE ME HOME, DONT TAKE ME HOME, I JUST DONT WANNA GO WORK, I WANNA STAY HERE, DRINK ALL YOUR BEER, PLEASE DONT TAKE ME HOMEDONT TAKE ME HOME, DONT TAKE ME HOME, I JUST DONT WANNA GO WORK, I WANNA STAY HERE, DRINK ALL YOUR BEER, PLEASE DONT TAKE ME HOME
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Where are the flags gone????
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My friend just put $300 on England. Lads, how screwed is he?
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Slovakians are just a bunch of car cleaners
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>>68731152
Long as you don't brush them.
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>>68731172
he's rich
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didn't we beat these cunts in qualifying?
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alri kev
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my mum is coming home with a box of chocolate eclairs lads
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>JORDAN HENDERSON
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WTF IS ROY DOING
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>itv player has literal potato quality
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>>68731211
Lucky lad, how many gbps did those run you
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>>68731156
I sincerely believe we'll make a strong round of 16 exit
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>>68730662
>Will le meme man score?
He better fucking had, I put a bet on him to score 2 goals at 14/1
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>>68731216
HE'S A WHITE MALE
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Already missing Rooney in midfield.
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>>68731172
big time, it will be 0:0 or 1:1 or some shit like that.
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Just cooked dinner, pringles and dip afterwards, and beer waiting. Maximum comfy.
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>bertrand and hendo
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what number is england
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>>68731233
> Being knocked out by Albania is a strong end

Fuck off
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Is it possible for England to finish 4th?
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Reminder that Woy is literally senile
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>>68731219
doesn't tvcatchup have 720p?
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>>68731267
we're #1!
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>>68731285
yes
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>>68731257
Got a pot of paprika pringles and a bottle of black sambuca, gonna be a good night.
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>>68731259
loved playing heavy rain
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fucking espn acestream stutters

time to kill myself
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>>68731286
im torn if he somehow manages to do well in this tournament he will get a contract extension
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is clyne vardy the goat crossing fishing combination
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>>68731285
I don't think so, we have 4 points already which is generally the minimum requirement to qualify
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>wales already losing against russia
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>tfw have important job interview tomorrow so cant drink
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GOD
SAVE
THE
QUEEN
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>>68731317
That's Indigo Prophecy, dumbass
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can I stay
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>god saves the queen
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Why is our record goal scorer on the bench?
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>>68731329
Albrighton/Mahrez/Drinkwater to Vardy is better
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Brits really have the best supporters
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>>68731343
yes
you're alri canada
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drinking some Deuchars IPA
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comfier thread

>>>/int/61043888
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Reminder that England sucks and has always sucked at soccer. Considering the expectations set for them, England is an embarrassment and a failure.
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What are they singing?
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Don't you fuckers have televisions with channels that show the bloody games?
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EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW THE SCORE
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God save our memes
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>>68731361
I'm partial to the Icelanders.
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Watch skrtel have an annoyingly good game after being shite when he's played for Liverpool
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>makes 6 changes
>Lallana is still play
>woy
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>>68731373
brit threads in /int/ are worse than cancer
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caramel freddo and a kitkat, bottle of tesco flavoured water with a laptop warming my nuts

it's so comfy m8s
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>"as thing stand..."
>8 minutes in
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oooooooooo
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>woy will bring it home
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>>68731379

The most beautiful song ever made.
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>>68731219
>yfw this .jpg
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>>68730662
>>tfw have important job interview tomorrow so cant drink
That was me last week, I had a blood test too the same morning
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why are goalkeepers such softies
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>>68731373
fuck off
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>>68731326
no gundel for you?
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>studge
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>>68731373
> /int/

Full of wannabe normies too cool to post on Facebook
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2comfy 2bh lads
cant even be arsed sitting up to get a slice of pizza
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>>68731397
this desu

>>68731400
>giving your nuts radiation
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>>68731335
Just have some tramodol mate.
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>>68730736
No, your parents are probably just related to each other.
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>>68731412
get the job lad?
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>>68731391
they just recycled Lyon chants when playing at Lyon stadium
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>9 minutes
>Vardy still hasn't scored

get him out Woy
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>Queen
Saved
>Waves
Ruled
>Jerusalem
Built

Let's go, lads.
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>>68730662
This is actually an intense match and it's only been like 10 minutes.
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4-1-2-1-2 BAYOL
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>>68731441
>those trackies

lmao
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Going for a fag, not like we're going to score this half
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>>68731441
>Schiehallion
decent choice 2bh
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>>68731412
>blood test
You're getting jewed mate
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>>68730806

>Being a poor chav who has never worked in the city

Embarrassing
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I'm of British descent do I count
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>>68731373
/brit/ is dead to me, full of normies and wannabe normies
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>>68731441
> Thinkpad

I like you anon. You seem pretty cool
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>Russia
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>>68731499
No.
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Wales scored already
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Man those brits look really really pink.
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>>68731294
Probably, but it doesn't matter if the source is 240p
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>none of the 22 players here are balding
>I already am balding at 23

Why is this allowed?
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>>68731413
They do it on purpose to get easy free kicks
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VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
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Welsh Xavi GOATing it up
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>wales gonna win the group

I can live with that, as long as we go through
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>slovakia win
>wales win

:^)
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Well done wales I guess
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>>68731499
>1/64 british
>"british decent"
Americans everyone
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Wales scored
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>>68731477
ive got the matching hoody m8
it's what i wear to court
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WALES
A
L
E
S
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Sure Van Laal isn't the manager of Slovakia...passing around the defence is so fucking orig.
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>>68731569
Shit genes
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Quite comfy lads
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>>68731576
dont do that man
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>>68731569
A lot of footballers get implants

See
>Rooney
>Conte
>Simeone

etc
>>
Russia coming home haha
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>>68731588
If england is second who would they face?
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RAMBO
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>>68731498
B R A I N W A S H E D P U P P E T
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So what's the punishment in Sharia law if you lose today?
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how does qualifying even work here lads? is it 2 teams from each group?
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LGTSS

>Bear fuckers
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reminder that only the worst posters post in comfy threads

thanks for segregating yourselves, faggots. just remember to stay out of the real threads, okay?
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>>68731633
>Coors Light
>not even opting for Banquet
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>>68731600
Mom's mom is from England
Dad's dad is is from Germany

I'm more Anglo Saxon than you abdul
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>lellana
why are livershit players allowed to play?
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>>68731633
> Coors
Anon, pls.
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>>68731671
Exile to Slovakia.
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11 good lads with legs is what we need.
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>>68731633
>Macbook
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FOR THE LAND
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>>68731633
> Coors
> Drinking beer out of the tin
> Apple product

Consider suicide.
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>>68731633
nice reflection
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>>68731675
3 teams from each group, only the shittiest 2 teams get disqualified in group stage senpai.
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>lellana
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>>68731633
>that fuckin reflection on the screen
Lad
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>>68731645

Whoever finishes 1st in Portugal's group.
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>>68731600
No my dad was born there
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>>68731499
do you have a hot sister?
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>>68731645

Runner-up in group F

Hungary, Austria, Portugal or Iceland
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>>68731633
>memebook
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>>68731671
dont bully, singing songs on euro is only moment when british can feel nationalistic
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>>68731633
I got the PiP too
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>>68731732
Based tbqh
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>>68731633
why do you do this to yourself
>>
ENGLAND TILL I DIE
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which player has the biggest willy?
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>>68731771
me
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>>68731675
Best 2 of each group and the 4 best 3rd places get to advance
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>>68731771
ur mum
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>>68731636
Conte's is good, but the rest of them look absolute dogshite. Rooney's had about 4 now and still is bad looking
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>>68731771
Heskey
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>>68731703
Both my lines have been in England for the last 300 years you fat fucking fraud

>>68731730
If you have an American accent you are a disgusting JF, no excuses
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>>68731671
We have to fuck 10 Slovak slags
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>>68731732
What if they're third?
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>>68731771
Peter Crouch
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>>68731771
Dier
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>>68731718
>>68731726
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>>68731499

Depends if you are a nigger or not
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>>68731805

Spain or Germany.
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>>68731805

They face the winner of either C or D, depending on the other 3rd place finishers.

So most likely Germany or Spain
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>>68731771
Dier probably
>>
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>
ooooooooooooooooooo
>>
C H A T
H
A
T
>>
VARDY U CUNT
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looking good but just like the last game theyre not creating any chances
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>>68731771
Ali. Big paki cock is taking over.
>>
The meme is over.
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>le fast lester man
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>>68731791
desu I think conte's is a wig
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>Sharty
>>
>Needed a really good save to deny him

He hit it directly at him
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>vardy
>>
vardy's gonna bang these slavs and go for a kebab afterwards
>>
JUST
>>
useless!
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>Vard meme
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>>68731847
So today you're confirmed out of the yuros
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What the fuck even is a barmy army?
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>>68731889
>tfw most of the games so far have been shit
>tfw didn't even qualify
>>
Goalie didn't chat shit
>>
has someone been CHATTING SHIT
>>
I reckon Danny Rose has a cock the shape and size of one of the mini pringle tubs.

Debate me lads.
>>
Good defending desu. Defender got around him and the keeper narrowed it too much
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Fucking despise the England band
>>
FIRST BLOOD
>>
holy fuck
>>
How many girls do you think vardy's shagged
>>
>nigger players
>>
he got banged
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>>68731934
Don't chat shit too early mate
>>
just a scratch ya pansy
>>
BLEED FUCKER
>>
Clumsy nigger
>>
>>68731203
can someone explain this picture to me? who is he? why is it so meme-worthy?
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>>68731968
Fuck you, they're an institution.
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
I do like some gore.
>>
Bertrand should be off
>>
>englel fans booing a guy who gets actually injured

disgraceful lads
>>
>>68731934

This year marks 30 years since we last won a penalty shootout at a major tournament

Guess the opponent
>>
Explain this to me /sp/
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>>68731961
Im so curious about him tbqh. I dont think he has a twitter/instagram? like what does he do??
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>britmuslims
>>
just saw the guy who's supposed to be interviewing me tomorrow in the stands on telly
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>>68732000
only RebeKaH
>>
>>68731713
Kek
>>
If stones comes on we're fucked.
>>
So this is the kind of example the english fans are getting
>>
fucking nora look at the blood

BRUTAL
>>
Vardy should've chipped
>>
>>68732058
When the lights go out, we all black
>>
god bless the welsh
>>
Cahill just tore his dick lads
>>
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>
>POOSIA
>POOSIA
>>
Wales tearing it up. Why couldn't be beat the fucking Russians?
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lel Dutch commentary

>That's a lot of blood, if you can't handle it, you're too late now
>>
Russia BTFO kek
>>
>WALES 2
>>
Wales 2
England 0
>>
how did we not smash those russians blud
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RUSSIA 0 - 2 WALES
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>>68732048
you see, Wales have scored (two) goal(s), while the other three teams have not.
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>>68732058
cunts
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>>68732038
I remember when Joe Mattock (who was currently at Sheff Utd) was booed and jeered by the Leicester fans as he laid with a busted ankle.

Booed because he left Leicester for West Brom and said they were a bigger club. Chat shit.
>>
someone please make a webm of that guy wanking cahill off
>>
do these slovenians need to win to go through?
>>
>WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2 >WALES 2

Doing Britain proud lads
>>
Nice one Wales
>>
Settle for a draw desu
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>>68732044
30 years ago you were white m8. Everything has changed.
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>>68732157
Woy shat the bed.
>>
>that russian defence

my sides
>>
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>>68732058
What, all of them then?
>>
>>68732048
ITS NOW 2 FOR WALESSSSSSSS
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>>68732197
pansy
>>
>>68732197
>CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>
>England drew with Russia
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>>68732098
Kane would of made that??
>>
weiss looks like someone who'd ask you to go into the shop for him because he's barred
>>
Lel snow spades getting fucked b sheep fuckers.
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>>68732246
somebody screencap this!!!
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I find it hilarious us English can't even comprehend losing this game tonight.

Why are we such cocky faggots?
>>
>>68732334
The tears sustain us
>>
>playing without wingers

Every game is going to be the same shit and we'll be out next round
>>
>>68732284
>Wales lost against England

It's like Rock Paper Scissors in here
>>
Y E L L O W
E
L
L
O
W
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>>68732303
kane would make the shot but doesnt have the pace to get there in the first place
>>
Rashford >>>> Sturidge
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>not red
>>
WILSHIT
I
L
S
H
I
T
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In the name of my dubs.

This will be a 1-0 match to England scored in extra time.
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why is lelmeme sterling such a low test, limp dick little cunt m8s
>>
>>68731731
Whats with brits and incest?
>>
what the fuck was the free kick

just shocking play
>>
Is there a more pathetic team than Russia
>>
>>68732397

>Austria lost against Hungary who finished below Romania in qualifying who lost to Albania
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>>68732463
Yeah nah mate. 2-0 for the slovaks
>>
>Sturridge is on the pitch
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>>68732334
Being general wankers and having the face only a drunk mother could love with the intellect of an Irish potato farmer during the 19th century does not help m8
>>
>>68732463
Nah, 2:0 England
>>
>>68732444

Come on senpai he wasn't even the last man.
>>
i thought slovakia-slovenia was one country, like bosnia herzegovina or trinidad and tobago, what the fuck is going on
>>
ref confirmed for pusshole.
>>
>>68732496
England
>>
Is Rppney paralyzed?
>>
Dubs and Sturridge breaks his leg at 34 minutes
>>
>>68732524
>British education

Did you pass your GCSEs m8?
>>
>>68732496
>Sweden
>>
Another boring as fuck match
>>
>>68732524
>British education

The two dont even share a border

Please leave the EU, you are a disgrace >>68732528
>>
wew this ref
>>
>>68732566
mentally paralyzed
>>
>>68732471
Island mentality. Similar to farm mentality.
>See Mississhipi, Alabama, etc.
Except we've got planes and boats now not that they've realized that.
>>
slovaks are going to win lads
>>
>>68732541

Hey now, we're only equally as pathetic.
>>
can't believe i stayed up late for this
>>
>>68732212
>>68732238
stop harassing the thread
>>
>>68732496
>>68732541
>>68732584
They all qualified.

Netherlands is a shit though
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>meanwhile in the Englel game it's still 0-0

Great time to be Welsh lads.
>>
>waited all day for this shit
>>
wow another shit henderson setpiece

what a surprise
>>
>>68732650

at least someone is doing the UK proud tonight

t. englishman
>>
>>68732650
savour it
>>
>>68732650
Only Welsh Person i know besides Bale is Millbee
>>
>>68732650
>celebrating before 90 mins

When will the welsh learn?
>>
>>68732692
fucking this
>>
>>68732643
Sweden hasn't qualified yet
>>
>>68732653

Faggot
>>
>>68732650

Happy for you lads desu, the best possible result is the both of us going through though so I hope we pick it up a bit
>>
Woy will stay after the tournament?
>>
>>68732630
:3
Just chatting shit m80
>>
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ENGLEL WERE GONNA TROLL ME
>>
>>68732714
Christian Bale aka Dubs man 'la
>>
>>68732650
Do it for us lad
>>
>>68732720
You're in the fucking euros, you qualified.
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>>68732650
2-1 la
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>>68732650
Fuck off back to Rugby you fairweather tosser
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>>68732601
Daily mail's headline on the 24th:

AUSTRIAN MAN DARES BREXIT; MADMEN ACTUALLY DO IT
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>>68732723
good post
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>>68732650

here's some child porn for you to celebrate with mate
>>
Henderson is so fucking shit. Adds nothing to attack or defence.
>>
>>68732754
He's Welsh? Huh

Great people
>>
Why is Jack 'won motm in a friendly agianst brazil 10 years ago' Wilshere not playing?
>>
Wheres rooney
>>
>>68732784
are the european flags triggering you
>>
>>68732711
>>68732783
>>68732830
Ramadan being a bitch tonight, Rasheed?
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>>68732715
>>68732783
Chill out lads just a bit of banter
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i'm quite comfy in here lads

national holiday today so i woke up pretty late
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>>68732830
>english humour
more like tumour, amarite?
>>
Are Slovakia playing for a draw?
>>
>henderson
>>
>>68732830
you literally just triggered MI5 well done you bellsniff
>>
How can players be paid billions of NHS tax money money per week and not knw how to cross a ball
>>
Russia vs Sweden

Who wins?
>>
>>68732889
obviously, some slavic country is not gonna go toe to toe with the mighty england now are they
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>>8690942
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>they actually think the football is coming home
>>
>>68732889
Hoping for a lucky punch i guess
>>
>>68732889

They're waiting for 87 minutes to go by before trying to score

It's the new tiki-taka
>>
>>68732886

Says you who's about as funny as a train ride in Brussels airport.
>>
>>68732847

Resting. Hamstring issue.
>>
Can't understand why Woy won't play Payet desu
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>tfw early stages of ankylosing spondylarthritis
>>
>>68732881
how the fuck do you run up that treadmill
>>
>>68732650
Want us both to go through then vote leave desu
>>
>>68732919
agreed
>>
>lelena
>>
>>68732881
is that a fucking treadmill
>>
Just give it Vardy and everything will probably be ok
>>
>England in charge of making goals
>>
JUST GIVE US THE TROPHY ALREADy
>>
The problem with England is they always try and walk it in
>>
sturridge is too greedy
>>
Why is Lallana so shit lads?
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>>68732760
fuck off irrelevant cunts
>>
>>68732937

Your footballs stayed at home lol
>>
Adam Lallana can't finish for shit. I'd take any other player for that shot than him.
>>
>>68732923
Draw without a shit on target from both teams.

Also lallana is shit in front of goal and sturridge thinks he's some dribbling maestro. Liverpoo players need to fuck off.
>>
this is gonna be a semen slurper isn't it

fuck this euros
>>
>>68732889
well it's not like there's any space for us to try to attack
>>
Another fine Henderson cross

Hendo la!!!
>>
>>68733004
us northerners should stick together lad, we have no reason to be enemies
>>
they know theyre not supposed to aim for the goalkeeper right?
>>
>>68732918

>implying mi5 cares about the activities of non-pakis
>>
>>68732997
>The problem with England is they always try and walk it in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWJIQm9qH-w
>>
>fuck off webm please
>fuck off webm please
>fuck off webm please
>fuck off webm please
>>
I wonder what its like to live in a country where the national team is actually good
>>
>Lallana
>Henderson
>Wiltshire

Fucking shit.
>>
>Hendo
No wonder Kane was taking corners earlier
>>
> Henderson
> Liverpool players

Get rid
>>
Fucking livercucks showing their class once again
>>
>>68732760
What part of heroin you from lad?
>>
>>68733081
you're now on the watchlist do NOT wank to any dodgy porn lad or they'll be waterboarding you before you know it
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>>68733059
in all fairness id happily join scotland
>>
>>68733054
Yea but you are playing like 10 behind the ball, is a draw good enough for you right now?
>>
Get rid of
1. Tottneham players
or
2. Liverpool players
>>
>>68733103
>Wiltshire
>Wiltshire
>Wiltshire

TRIGGERED
>>
we've already seen this episode against russia
>>
would let hendo bum me tbqh
>>
>>68733153

3. Jack Wilshere
>>
>>68733103
>all these liverpool player + wilshere

And people were saying its the spurs players being shit....
>>
>it's another park the bus episode
>>
>>68733153

Liverpool players are shit at least Walker has been decent.
>>
>>68733153
Liverpool, hands down
>>
>Watching the English game

Enjoy your 0-0 borefest, lads.
>>
>>68733132
Pls be in
B E R W I C K
E
R
W
I
C
K
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>>68733153
wilshere
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>>68733153
Liverslip obviously
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What the fuck are you doing Englel?

Do you not want to advance?
>>
I really see why Wilshere was picked ahead of Drinky.
>>
my nan plays better football than wilshere
and shes been dead for 6 years
>>
wow lallana is so fucking bad
>>
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>>68732973
>>68732987
it's a retractable one, you can open it to the floor
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EDDIE IN NOW

FAST FEARLESS ATTACKING FOOTBALL IN NOW
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>>68733153
Tottneham

With Jews you lose
>>
>>68732714
even he speaks with an english accent.
>>
get Scholes and Gerard on lads
>>
>>68733187

Seen people complain about Hendo more than anyone.
>>
Where is Rooney?
>>
Englandbros, is southampton a good city to live in?
>>
Who will become the next King? Charles or William?
>>
>>68733276
Inj
>>
>>68733190

>Its an england play slowly in front of the other team epsiode
>>
>>68733250
Fuck off with that meme manager
>>
>>68733276
Bench
>>
>>68733293
Charles will step aside.
>Queen Camilla
Could you imagine the outrage?
>>
Been defending Jack this whole fucking time.

Why is he doing this to me. Why is he making me look like an idiot.

He's a good player guys I swear.
>>
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Is this madman in the stands?
>>
>>68733186

Jack hasn't played all season and Woy decides to bring him to the Euros...
>>
>>68733276
le bencho
>>
>>
STURRIDGE GET IN THE BOX

HENDERSON GET OFF THE PITCH

REEEEEE
>>
>>68733273
I mean from the other games, rather have alli on desu
>>
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Considering this is thread no1 and it's 36 minute there's nothing happening is it?
>>
BLACKED
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>it's a wilshere dribbles and then loses the ball episode
Think I've seen this before lads
>>
>>68733286

No!!!
>>
Chris Coleman in for Hodgson when?
>>
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>>68733153
united lads in
>>
>>68733371
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IN THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>68733319
We have a fucking meme manager.

But he plays shit football.

At least this meme manager would play FAST FEARLESS ATTACKING FOOTBALL.
>>
Mean Machine > Bend It Like Beckham

who /footballkino/ here
>>
>>68733371
Game's full of just as much shit as one of your streets.
>>
Why not play the same team that scored 2 goals in the last match?
>>
>>68730662
I bet for slovakia
>>
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do it for abe
>>
>>68733421
inb4 Chris Smalling own goal
>>
>>68733350
None of that.
>>
>>68733455
Doesn't matter who we play it's the same shit way we play
>>
>>68733394
no?
>>
>>68733371
Did she get raped after this photo was taken?
>>
If Dier just man-marks Hamsik then Slovakia literally cannot score
>>
>Wilshit
>>
>>68733371
Looks like my gf.
>>
>wilshit literally passing to slovakia
>>
Webm of that please
>>
>>68733517
She's indian so probably, yeah
>>
Wilshit Wilshit Wilshit Wilshit Wilshit Wilshit Wilshit
>>
>>68733545
Scat fetishists are worse than ponyfags
>>
>>68733286
Southampton born and bred here. Pretty cool city imo. Average UK City in terms of size, but still a decent amount of stuff to do to keep you entertained and not too far from London. Cost of living isn't as cheap as the north but not as expensive as some other southern cities. On the coast but there is no sandy beach only docklands.

All in all would rec
>>
>>68733594
>>68732246
you're on fire today mate
>>
Wilshit needs to fuck off the downy looking cunt.
>>
>wiltshit

GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF REEEEEEEE
>>
Why is England so shit lads
>>
>wilshit
could have had are drinkeh instead of this useless cockney weasel
>>
how is that not a yellow? fucking ref
>>
>>68733594

>says the swede
>>
>>68730662
FUCKING HELL GET WILSHERE OFF
>>
It's coming home
>>
>>68733625
Shit manager
>>
>>68733625
B-b-but we played well and tried our best
>>
Ahh yes, another brilliant set piece!
>>
>>68733625
You tell us, you're the expert on shit
>>
>not booked

REEEEEEEEEEEf
>>
>Wilshit literally passes the ball to the oppositon
>Jogs after it while 2 other players get it back

LOL
O
L
>>
Henderson's raised arm before set pieces is really triggering me
>>
>this ref

in what universe is that not the easiest yellow
>>
>>68733625
shit manager
shit player development
shit tactics
no focus
delusion of true abilities
>>
Update: It's no longer coming home
>>
>>68733625
Gary neville feeding woy clueless ideas
>>
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ITS TURKISH HEAD DEFENSE MANEUVER
>>
Henderson needs to fuck off.

Could have had Drinky taking them free kicks
>>
>>68733625
England have actually been good this match, it's just 'players' like Wilshere that constantly lose the ball and makes the attack lose momentum.
>>
>muh possession
>>
>>68733681
I guess it's >>68733677 and >>68733728 then. Blind should be fucking hanged desu
>>
Rooney on for Hendshit and anyone on for Wilshere
>>
Rooney for Hendo
Alli for Wilshit at HT plz
>>
the buses are annoying as fuck

fuck platini for this extended format
>>
>It's a 'Sturridge thinks he can dribble through a defence because he's black' edition

Ahhh yes
>>
>>68733740
>this is what Englishmen actually believe
>>
> Chanting for Rooney

Those fans are fucking retards
>>
>player plays 3 games in a year
>reeee get him off he's shit

give him a chance fuckbrains. it's better than playing fucking rooney in holding mid
>>
>>68733799
they're chanting for him to save this shitshow
>>
Slovakia is defending like a small animal that's unusually fierce.
>>
Get beckham on for fuck sake
>>
>it's a sturridge tries to walk through three defenders episode
>>
>>68733810
>>player plays 3 games in a year
exactlym why is he at the euros?
>>
>>68733810
I sooner have David Seaman than fucking Wilshire
>>
Looks like an England win to me lads, let's be honest here

Jamie Vardy's having a Slartibartfast
>>
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>>68733810

>player plays 3 games in a year
>start him in a match you need to win
>>
>>68733810
fuck off Arsene
>>
Who's been England's best player so far this half?
>>
>>68733784
at least he's trying something
i'd rather see that than lallana passing back yet again
>>
Surprised Vardy didn't bury it tbqh
>>
>>68733799
why you fucking autist, far better than whilshit or hendershit
>>
Where's David Seaman? fuck this lineup lads

I'm going chippy
>>
Why do we always have to play against brick walls every game? Fucking boring as fuck.
>>
>>68733898
Vardy by far
>>
Barkley for Henderson
Rooney for Lallana

We couldn't lose
>>
>>68733884
This.
We have him instead of fucking Drinkwater, it's a joke.
>>
i'd rather have paul gascoine than wilshere
>>
>>68733869
At this pace the slovaks will get in a cheeky goal or 2
>>
>>68733787
Look at the amount of times the ball was about to go in but was saved by a lucky hand by the keeper.

You can't deny England have been dominant and aggressive in this match, even though everyone likes to shit on them.
>>
Worst player on the pitch at the moment lads?

I vote Lallana. Never does anything helpful.
>>
>>68733898
Probs Clyne
>>
>>68733898

Vardy and Clyne have been alright but nobody is shinning.
>>
>>68733898
Vardy
>>
>BILLIC
>BILLIC
>BILLIC
>BILLIC
>>
>>68733898
Oops wrong thread
>>
>>68733898
Me
>>
This match is boring
>>
>>68733898
Wilshere
>>
So, England to lose with a Slovak goal in 88th minute, yeah?
>>
>>68733935
>barkley for henderson
holy shit why??
>>
>>68733898
Clyne
>>
>>68733950
>wilshire literally passing to the other team
>not the worst
>>
disgraceful half, just shows how fucking deluded the players are of their potential

Vardy is the only one moving his arse
>>
>>68733950
Jackie Wish has taken 3-4 touches and gave the ball away each time
>>
>>68733935

Lallana has been good but he just can't finish for shit.
>>
Has anything interesting happened so far? I missed the whole half.
>>
no ht slags?
>>
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>>68733935
leaving whilshit on fuck off arsefags
>>
>>68733950
Lallana atleast created some chances, wilshere passed the fucking ball to slovakia
>>
New threads lads?
>>
>>68734009
Imagine all the shitposting.
>>
kill me
>>
>>68734009

Seems like it, we just can't finish for shit. Every team just bus parks us to death.
>>
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>England playing Downs Syndrome Wiltshit to fill their diversity quota
>>
>>68734009
it's in the UEFA script
>>
>>68734093
on it
>>
>>68734061
he's been shit
other than getting balls that he's lost he's been shite
>>
>>68734053
There's been a lot of chances for england but towards the end they've been snuffed by shitters like Wilshere.
>>
>>68734100
Glorious
>>
Don't mind if we hold onto the 0-0 and finish 2nd desu, Portugal's group don't seem that strong.
>>
why is england keeping woy in charge?
>>
>>68734118
because they know we couldn't penetrate a wet paper bag
we are abysmal at scoring, and everyone can see it.
>>
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>>68734124
leave drinkwater out to have aplace for a shit southener who's played 3 games this yea and literally passes to opposite team
FUCK THE FA
>>
>>68734229
>>68734229
>>68734229

NEW
>>
JUST
>>
peter crouch look like a serial killer
what a prick
>>
>>68734225
aw Shucks Sven, cheers for the
goal
>>
the slovak whistling is fucking annoying. it'll feel real nice seeing them and the gaping arsehole of europe (aka russia) go home
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