Good evening, /yfmoc/.
Predictions?
Russia 2-0 Wales
Slovakia 0-1 England
>>68729402
Whales defeats whatever joke dares to steps against them.
England losing.
>>68729476
>this picture
:3
>>68729402
Russia 0 - 1 wales
slovakia 1 - 1 england
>>68729402
Russia 1-2 Wales
Slovakia 0-2 England
Ohoh Roony not playing.
hello everyone
>>68729668
I agree with this.
have been doing some jiggering/DIY at a friends place. tired af and feeling dirty
scenarios for teams getting eliminated?
slovakia 1-0 whoever
Russia 1-2 Wales
check dubs
>start new job today
>lunchtime at the canteen, playing table footy with a few of the people I'm working with
>bird asks me when I got my PhD, think nothing of it say I graduated last year
>later here my boss on the phone talking about hiring where he mentions somebody who has a PhD in maths, assuming me
I hope this is just a mixup desu, why the fuck would they think I had a phd
>>68729798
Lying your ass out is always the best way to get a promotion.
pre game tune
https://youtu.be/qnweKclCLRk
>>68729798
They obviously aren't checking, so you're in the clear.
Might as well make the most out of it.
>>68729947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_EkWrSnOIk
>>68730084
My background check hasnt gone through yet, but it's with a third party so they probably don't care.
I have done nothing to indicate I have this shit, not even old enough desu
>six changes
>Hart still starting
>>68730256
He's the least shit goalkeeper.
>>68730256
>six changes
Wut why, are you guys already through?
>>68730545
Woy turned into a gambler.
>>68730545
Woy is going crazy. He substituted two strikers on and now he thinks he's LVG.
Hope there's goals at least.
Wait what? Why are ITV showing the England match of BOTH ITV1 and ITV2?
The fuck?
>>68730686
Better ad money?
>>68730686
No idea, does one have alternate commentary or something?
The Wales game is on ITV 4.
Warsteiner is a delicious beer
That is all
>left and forgot about my Lucozade in the freezer again
baka
>>68730792
Who knows, maybe.
If I were a non-football watcher, I'd be pretty pissy.
pls have goals
>>68731006
Vardy's going to have a party la'
>>68731062
Hows life on the spectrum
alri?
>>68731062
>tfw three (You)s
>>68729402
0-2
2-3
What happened to that guy who posted pornstars who had done scenes with Asian guys?
Feels like I haven't seen him in yonks.
>>68731062
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68731205
>yonks.
Stop butchering your own language.
>>68731205
hes on /int/ mostly now
>>68731062
all matchthreads are cancer in their own way
What's wrong with vardy's arm?
First goalnet hit.
>>68731232
It's in the OED mate
>>68731287
Fracture, needs surgery.
>>68731232
Not that guy, but what's your beef with the word yonks?
>>68731284
He's had a broken wrist for like 10 months.
>>68731284
hides the injection marks
>>68731110
alri
>this rendition of the national anthem
magnificent
>>68731284
Originally for a broken bone, now more a superstition than something that's necessary
Does any other country have a cuddly mascot with them?
Leo the Lion is based
>>68731342
>no shitty England band so we can hear this based chanting
Is there a better feel?
>>68729402
1-3 England
2-2 Wales
God save the Queen 2bh lads
Vardy playing is the sole reason I have hype for this match
Meme magic will make something happen
>Wilshere long balls to Vardy
I like it.
>>68731399
>>68731128
you guys do realize it's Euro 2016 right?
we'll have two cheeky 1-0 victories and that's it
>>68729344
>make it home just in time for /yfmoc/
>ywn live inside this comfy .gif
>the oblast of russia
>>68731355
France had a rooster I think.
>>68731450
You're not hyped for some >English goalkeeping?
>>68731511
That boiling pan left unattended is not comfy.
WALES
A
L
E
S
Rev up those gulags.
Based Bales
>>68731511
;_;
>>68731573
Mr. Cat is watching it
>it's a late, late, late 1-0 victory episode
not a fan
FUCK YEAH WHALES
aye, aye
novelist on the mic
vardys avin a party
bring the vodka n the charlie
bring the innie n the outie
bring the hoes n the molly
bring the bass n the music
give her a roofie i stay lonely
im not going i stay lonely
>England gets to the final
>Vardy scores the winner
>The saga continued: Sir Jamie Vardy
>Sir Roy Hodgson
>He will forever be a national treasure
>Everyone will pretend they liked him all along
>>68731573
The kitty is looking after it for spurdo
>>68731511
Overforced reddit antros are not comfy to me.
>>68731481
Vardy hasn't had a chance yet
Bayol is in good form
>>68731685
Wut, people do like Vardy
>TFW I adopted an orca whale as a kid
>TFW the whale had a baby
>TFW my sponsorship made it happen
LETS GO WHALES
>>68731750
That the ticket
>>68731663
>Wales go through carried solely by world-beater Bayol
>meanwhile Poortugal languish and get knocked out with Ron failing to convert any of his 800 shots
>>68731750
He's talking about Roy. No one likes either of them. Vardy is a chav racist and Roy is an overpaid dinosaur.
>Ramsay scored
which celebrity dies /yfmoc/?
>>68731663
That hand looks really weird.
Fuck me, Vardy is so fast.
>Vardy
fucking ovverated peice of shit, Rooney would have burried that
fuck off vardy
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>VARDY
>>68731491
>TFW I'm off yesterday today and tomorrow and will be home in time for the game on Wednesday
I love my job
>vardy
COme on lad
>Vardy
There goes his chance at a knighthood.
what's the point of this player?
>>68731919
>Job
I don't get it
BLOOD
L
O
O
D
ded
Bertrand going full murderball
>>68731988
le run a lot man
literally a white matuidi
heem sleepy
Why does Gary Cahill have such muscular triceps?
dubs and england loses
>>68731994
Not him but my job is keeping me normal, I had today off and all i did was wank like 8 times, play various video games and eat a tub of icecream
>>68731994
Try it anon, but make sure you get a comfy job with good hours and 0 stress like me
Oh fuck me
>cahill actually ded
Kek, inb4 John Stones for the rest of the tournament
Who challenges for the ball with their arms down? You're just asking to get a whack in the face.
>the city of russia
>>68732021
>that green stuff on his hand
OH GOD HE'S A MUTANT
>>68732021
>green blood
He's a fucking Alien hybrid
Will we get 4?!
Jesus, how did we not batter the fuckery out of RUssia?
FUCK YEAH EVEN MORE WHALES
>>68732079
Wanking mate.
>>68732104
I'm the anon he replied to and being off after a long shift the day before is the fucking best feeling
>Wales: 6 points
>>68732109
>mon-fri
>9-5
>no pressure at all
>10 mins from my house
>home for lunch
yeah boi, easy job best job
I want england to go out soo bad
>england beats wales
>still finish second to them
>>68732233
Because england sucks.
cyka blyat is kill
>>68732299
Why do french people hate roast beef?
roast beef is goat
>>68732021
What the hell are you?!
>>68732021
>green blood
ERADICATE XENO SUM
>>68732319
couldn't have put it better, ty sideways Belgium
>>68732354
Not everyone is a fan of American football
>>68732319
>>68732292
>supervisor in a toy shop
>chill boss, chill staff
>0 stress
>pick my hours
I'm glad you like 9-5 buddy. That's the dream!
That angelic kobold Rooney
>>68732021
FUCKING ALIEN SCUM
I didn't watch any of the preamble. Why is Wayne on the bench? He has been noticeably not-shit so far.
>>68732551
Giving him a wee rest lad
>>68732551
>Wayne
>international play
now I suppose not, eh?
>>68732551
Woy's Alzheimers setting in.
Oh lord if we lose this game...
>>68732551
>He has been noticeably not-shit so far.
Well, we can't have any of that, can we. If Rppney starts doing well in high pressure situations, you might actually get somewhere with your team.
>>68732489
do you post on /toy/?
I dont but I used to check it out often, couldnt get in to as a hobby though
Need to bring Tonka on
bertrand should have seen red. fucking refball
>>68732621
Meh, at least I can enjoy the rest of the tournament in peace.
>English corner taking
>>68732706
someone post rppney's corner in wc14
>>68732706
We're really missing Kane.
>>68732661
/toy/ is one of those boards that I completely just forget is there.
And it's right next door as well.
>>68732661
Holy shit I didn't know that board existed. I'll post on it soon I think. Thanks!
If Englel lose, they will still go trough because of having 4 points as nr. 3 right? most likely?
>tfw you realise the only reason England showed initial promise was because Russia are complete dogshit, confirmed by the fact they are currently being steamrolled by Wales
>>68732756
Huh surprised the udder is that cold.
>>68732793
ha, yeah. it can be one of the better ones to go on and see how other posters on 4chan live.
>>68732862
no problem, i get the feeling theyre nice people
>>68732926
Doesn't matter, they won't lose this match.
>>68732926
Almost impossible not to go through with four points. Almost.
>Lellana
By the way, there's no way that it isn't coming home.
>>68732963
I think it's just surface temp
what the fuck stop shooting straight at the keeper
>>68732941
england dominated Wales and are shitting all over Slovakia atm
>>68732963
its wind resistance i believe
>>68732963
You never had milk mate? It's well cold.
>lallana in charge of scoring
>prince williams hair
Is he even 30 yet?
>>68733030
>>>shitting all over Slovakia
>0-0 at 33 mins
>something like 2 shots on target
k
Lallana is great at everything except finishing, at which he is genuinely one of the worst in the tournament
Don't like these new backs
do you guys realize that the game we watch everyday is broadcasted live to us? like while we're watching these simple lads passing the ball around they're probably thinking about stuff in their heads that we will never know about. thats fucking twisted isnt it
>>68732941
Sure, if you ignore the England Wales game then that's absolutely correct.
hi where is drinkeh?
Wayne and Kane fucking WHEN
>>68733076
The royal family isn't known for their good genes. Yes, I know they are of German descent.
>>68733185
coming home from the pub la
>>68732963
>limbs are warmer than the udders
it's showing the aerodynamics of a cow m8, in case you get a cow that goes at incredible hihg speed
>>68733139
>>68733139
Really makes you think
Wilshere should be nowhere near this team, fuck him.
>>68733241
>people are living and doing stuff at the same time as you
>there's probably tons of people inhaling and exhaling at the exact same time as you
WHAT THE FUCK
Shouldve just blooted that shit
remind me not to ever get hyped for a fixture in this shitty tournament again
this as the comfiest thread it's think I've been in for a while
I hope copa is this good
>>68733139
>I'm tired
>my knee hurts
>Stevie g said I was gonna win the league if I came
>why does Roy like Wayne more than me
>TFW wales are finishing above us
>>68733380
My butt itches
>>68733224
It's common knowledge that you need to keep a genepool fresh to keep it competitive. Just breeding with yourself will just lead to errors and solidifications of bad abilities.
>>68733379
Wilshere is having a good game.
>>68733454
Embrace these feels anon
I hope the US pulls off a miracle desu
>>68733139
>sideways netherland
Lay off the weed.
>>68733539
Found the arseshit fan.
>>68733547
>not wanting MESSI to cement his legacy as the literal, actual goat
>every time something might happen
>cynical foul, no yellow
based Kucka. True dedicated move
lel, is he seriously not carding that rugby tackle?
>66% share of possession
>'66
c o m i n g
h o m e
>tfw finally found a way to rice mpv so that my shitty toaster plays streams without overheating
comfy as heck brehs
>>68733627
>he thinks Messi is anything other than a system babby
Nah even I can't say that shit seriously, he's already the GOAT
>>68733627
There's only one true GOAT and his name is Cristiano.
>>68733380
Weird innit
>>68733693
should have carded bertrand for that killer move on pekarik
>>68733716
>>68733565
You just found someone who's actually watching the game rather than waiting for a player to make a mistake and then shitposting about it m8.
>>68733139
you wanna know a real fucking weird thing? Everything you are using right has been invented by someone and if that person hadn't existed it wouldn't be around. Imagine the guy who invented tv's dying in childbirth and you'd still be following this game through radio. Also imagine how many awesome inventions have gone past us, because the person that would have invented it died too early.
>>68733757
True tbf
>>68733782
Fuck off m8. Only arseshit fans defend that overrated hack.
>>68733796
Eh, we'd probably have holofootball or something similarly awesome by now without telly.
>>68733627
>>68733737
Suarez is objectively the best striker alive.
HTFT??
I suggest girls doing drugs
Shit match once again
>>68733796
naaah I think it would have been true maybe like 20 years later. Like of course some people would have thought about it innit
>>68733897
>drugs
Get that degenerate shit out of my /yfmoc/
Oh look another 0-0 thriller.
https://youtu.be/8wrnC3A9LoE HT tune
bet free six foyyyyyyyyyyve
>it's a good performance but no end product episode
>>68733796
>implying those inventions wouldn't have been made without that one person
Someone else would have taken advantage of whatever new set of technological circumstances made it possible for that person to invent something new. Maybe it would have taken like 4 or 5 more years.
Guys, I finally got my first match on tinder. How do I not fuck this up?
Also haha englel sucks
>>68734079
ARCHAEOLOGIST
>>68734079
Isn't that a gay dating app?
>>68733897
>>68733998
>>68734015
>>68734145
>>68734202
shoo shoo with your revolted teenager tier shit
>>68734079
straight up tell the truth. don't fucking talk about day and night
>>68734192
That's grindr la
>>68734079
Read her profile, find a relevant interest, begin conversation. Don't open with hello or a compliment, makes shit awkward.
>>68734079
Don't forget to cup the balls
>>68733716
OMR is a miracle
>>68734192
More or less yes.
>>68733862
even weirder then, there could be some super advanced society that's missing something crucial and basic to you like bread.
>>68733908
>>68734077
maybe no way to be certain of it tho
>>68734079
you wouldn't have this problem if you dared to go outside to talk to girls
>all these edgy drug posts
Maximum /yfmocnu/
These threads used to be yfmoc, what happened?
>>68734015
M-more
Can this cancer merryfat keep it the mainthread?
>>68734370
Imagine there's some aliens out there that literally don't each cheese.
What are they thinking?
DUDE WEED LMAO
stop posting basic bitches please
Nothing wrong with a bit of halftime slags lads
They're even themed, way classy
stop posting junkies faget
>>68734439
weird bunch, m8, probably some civilization out there too who don't drink beer and eat bacon. Imagine that!
>>68734504
but they're not good looking...
>>68734079
Tell her this
Are you an apendix? because i dont really know how you work, but i have this feeling in my stomach and i want to take you out.
Or ask her if she's good at cuddling. If she replies positive, continue with saying you have a cuddle gang and you're recruiting. Go on from there.
Good luck anon. also post screenshots
I think it's obvious to anyone seeing this half how England's MF is much better without Rooney's useless diagonals. Well, and without Rooney altogether.
>englel knocked out in the group stages
>poortulel knocked out in group stages
>Iceland wins their group
How yfmoc will that be lads?
>filter
>american flag
Lads I think I've had enough of Firefox.
Convince me not to switch to Chrome.
>>68734597
>Are you an apendix? because i dont really know how you work, but i have this feeling in my stomach and i want to take you out.
jesus christ mate
also that british lad with an appendix problem never came back. wonder how he's doing tbf
>>68734660
chromium lad
>>68734615
There are some nice American posters though
>>68734660
If you have 8GB+ of RAM then by all means go ahead.
>>68734660
>>68734660
dude, get a chrome BOOK
abandon shitty software all together,
>>68734691
>also that british lad with an appendix problem never came back. wonder how he's doing tbf
Thoughts go out to him.
>>68734660
Do not give into the botnet, Anon.
Try a Firefox fork like Palemoon or Icecat.
>>68734370
>maybe no way to be certain of it tho
Many discoveries were made at similar times by different people. The inventor cult of the last century made people think this stuff just gets created by one person, and if he isn't there, stuff doesn't happen, but often they are team efforts and one person isn't even crucial or they are derivatives of other peoples work. Often there are also ideas before they get realized.
>>68734660
At least get Chromium. All browser are shit with the way the internet currently designs their webpages, anyway.
>>68734691
I know it sounds retarded. But we're talking tinder here, you need something stupid/funny. I've pulled girls on tinder with " ayy gurl are you from iraq ? cause you should Bagdhad ass up"
>>68734741
>>abandon shitty software by moving to hardware that mandates the use of Cloud™ software
gas yourself
>>68734760
le epic botnet meme
>>68734691
soz for double post, he said he contacted a friend who he trusted and the friend said it was just spasm or something and should just wait it out.. wonder if he is OK tho
>>68734741
is this supposed to be ironic?
>>68734526
aliens probably see us walking behind dogs picking up their shit and think the dogs are in charge
Excuse me lads, can anyone tell me what yfmoc means ?
>>68734875
youth federation maximillian osman cup
>>68734816
If that doesn't convince you:
Chrome based browsers look like shit and you can't customize them.