football webm thread. Also /r/ ing donaldo shooting into a 1 man wall
>>68721756
what the FUCK is going through that niggers head in that moment, I would love to know
a-anyone
>>68721792
"This will be the greatest goal of all time."
I've got some ronaldo webms, not the one you're looking for though.
>>68721756
This shit is too funny.
>>68721833
>I rate Muller
>>68721909
the kind of shit that makes me hate donaldo
>>68721756
>0 free kicks converted in 36 games
Why doesn't Nani or Moutinho get a chance? Also in the famous Sweden game, Moutinho put all 3 of his goals on a plate
>donaldinho
>>68721947
this is the equivalent of meme magic HHH
>>68721945
What about this?
>>68721947
That's kinda neat. Super risky, but I think I had never seen such a play.
>>68721990
>hoelk
>>68721968
poor fella
>>68721968
based keeper
>>68721756
>>68721990
No wonder Neymar didn't want to go to Copa America and play with them
>>68722026
he was offside and casually kicked the ball past the keeper
absolutely haram, he was stoned to death later that day
>>68722049
he wasn't even offside
>>68721951
> Nani or Moutinho
M8, Guerreiro is there and he's almost world class at right side free kicks.
It's our coach fault.
FUCK DONALDO
>>68722026
wat
>>68722040
Thanks bro
>>68721756
>>68721792
He did something similar a game or two before that one that resulted in a sublime pass to Mertens. Guess he was feeling nostalgic.
dumping until i leave for work
1/?
>>68721969
what a fucking diva.
>>68722103
what was he thinking?
2/?
>>68722026
he wasnt even offside
LMAO
>>68722049
it doesn't even looks like offside
>EPL defending
>>68722133
miss him at liverpool :^(
I thought I had a lot of soccer webms but all I've saved are random qts in matches.
18 yard headers tho
>>68722149
he does that to everyone m8, he scored even more in la liga
>>68722160
Not OP, but qts are good in my book. Post 'em, please.
>>68722149
oh god the carnage
>>68722184
Kuyt, what a beast
I've always rated him
>>68722188
It's those shots that take a sudden odd curve that make you wonder "how the fuck did he do that?!"
poor little Narrich
>>68722188
hit and hope wow so great, I can do that, in fact I have done
>>68722184
you can't teach finishing like that
i need to find a better quality version of this.
>>68722221
This needs the Benny Hill music.
Am I the only one who thinks suarez was better off at Liverpool? Not even a liverplop fan.
immaculate technique
>>68722040
>that giant hole between the wall and the portugal player
jesus
technique shining through again.
>>68722026
Savages
last two here, of the same goal. beauty.
>>68722263
>outside of the foot, AFTER the ball bounced once
>then inside of the foot, totally fools the goalie
Impressive. MOST impressive.
and that's a wrap. gem of a player.
wait i have to toss in one of him megging Nesta.
peace and love and peace and love, y'all.
>>68722273
his proclivity for outside of the boot shots makes me moist.
>>68722282
I'm just amazed at how clear the technique is to see in the video. One would think more people would develop that technique to use themselves.
>>68722188
I miss his yearly raping of Norwich.
>>68722260
>Messi's debut goal with Barcelona is 2 goals in 4 minutes, one of them being called offside
fucking GOAT
>>68722026
every time
>>68722260
>that fucking ridiculously over the top celebration
that's why no one likes spics
>>68722348
should have seen yours when they won against wales
pretty pathetic to celebrate a victory against wales like that
>>68722210
No one cares, you worthless autistic permavirgin
>>68722348
It's Messi's first goal ever. They knew he would be GOAT so they took the time to celebrate it and be remembered forever.
>>68722263
fucking terminator, man
>>68722026
>90s Edgyptian field better than Lille '16
>>68722282
>his proclivity for outside of the boot shots makes me moist.
Then you need some of these, but in better quality.
https://youtu.be/CMAe3IZdGIg
>>68722481
Whoa, how does he get it to curve like that off the outside of his foot, and how does he keep it so accurate?
>>68721909
ahahah
>>68722205
I hit the ball with the outside of his foot as it is coming down.
You can clearly see how much spin he's given it.
Suaréz has world class shooting technique.
>>68722521
>and how does he keep it so accurate?
keep in mind you're seeing his five best attempts. Quaresma does this shit ALL the time, to the point where Jose Mourinho had to pull him aside and say "bruh you do know you can use your left foot right?". Most of his trivelas go flying wide or over the bar.
>>68723356
>Suaréz has world class shooting technique.
brilliant body control too, i'm pretty sure his mind is so far ahead of play that his body struggles to keep up with all the different inputs he's trying to execute. that's why it looks like he's always about to tumble over when he plays.
>>68722188
it's amazing how England has so many of these blooters and they never happen in any other league since people try to walk it in
>>68723688
>and they never happen in any other league since people try to walk it in
not necessarily, you need to watch more of the other leagues 2bh.
>>68723688
there's more out there, but i failed at saving a bunch of webbums because i'm lazy
>>68723688
blooters are, however, incredibly fun to watch. even more so in slow motion.
>>68723698
i only watch the best league in the world - la liga
>>68723688
and another angle of that beauty.
anyone has that le cut inside man magic?
>>68723739
let me look for it, i think i might have it somewhere.
>>68723739
fuck i don't know where it went. sorry man.
>>68723764
I had tons of webms, mainly from WC14 on my old pc, yet that robben webm of visiting pope and then scoring against roma was based af
>>68721965
ddt
>>68721968
Even Pepe is tiptoeing,what the fuck?
>>68721945
>>68721909
He was in a better position here, tho.
>>68721969
Absolutely haram.
>>68723673
that explains the occasional animal biting malfunction
Papiss Cisse scored my favorite blooter goal against chelsea
if anyone wants to make a webm of that in HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue2CjZp7VQs
>>68721792
"The Jews are guilty!"
>>68723806
i have a ton as well that i've tried to organize completely, still finding random ones scattered about files and external hard drives.
>>68723792
When will they learn?
>>68723911
never 2bh
>>68721909
what a fucking idiot
>>68723975
oh, that's only the beginning.
>>68722165
I was watching this live, lol
>>68724000
how did you not go blind from it?
>>68721756
>>68724032
cheeky GK time? cheeky GK time.
>>68721909
Ronaldo had the far better angle. If he called out to Higuain and he ignored him that's really dumb and ego trip from the Argentine.
If he didn't its retarded from "CR7".
>>68721756
Post is MotM
>>68724026
There's worse shit happening in the hungarian league, bro.
vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUgZCpNWmqQ
Someone post that goal by Van Persie in the last World Cup. You know the one.
That's my favorite goal in recent memory.
>>68723688
>>68724073
>vid related
hoooooooly shit.
>>68724082
>tfw lost all my WC player webms
>tfw still have the QTs
mixed feels.
>>68724082
le flying dutchman
>>68723739
>>68722260
dat ronaldiniGOAT assist
He's lucky he's not playing in another era where the financial disparity in club football wasn't so huge and there was a foreign player limit, because he'd look average as fuck in a non stacked team where he can't have 10 attempts on goal each game
>>68724115
>"Local man cannot stop cutting inside"
>>68722260
i was there
>>68721969
I remember this
Poor Arbeloa
>>68721973
>What is zeman
>>68722221
>dat cheeky bum cheek shot
HILARIOUS
This thread's great. I feel like I haven't been enjoying football as much as I used to. Maybe the knockout Euro 16 matches will bring us some great plays.
>>68721947
wow Handegg tactics right there.
>>68722026
I can't stop laughing
>>68722223
>clown fiesta league
>>68723792
>That smile
>>68721969
I would hate playing with such a self-centered diving diva faggot.
>>68724631
:^)
>>68722223
I've seen pedrito and juan play better soccer in the empty lot down the street.
>>68721899
kek would be pretty fucking funny if it crossed his mind
>>68721909
ronnie had a better angle though.
>>68724073
Firstly I laughed my ass off, then I felt sorry for that keeper and defender.
>>68724586
>sweden wet dream
>>68724804
This is ridiculous.
>>68724846
my fucking god
anyone have some good counter attack goals? or pitch invaders? preferably nude ones. only one i got
>>68724804
"premier" league
>>68722026
He was offside, or at least the referee called him offside and stopped the game.
He kicked the ball away after the referee had stopped the game as a way to delay the opponents. That's a yellow card. I assume he already had a yellow before so it results in a red.
The gk gets mad and attacks him because they're in extra time and his team is down one goal and the striker is trying to waste their precious time.
The gk gets a yellow card for attacking the striker.
Anyone have a webm of the totally not offside goal that spawned this reaction?
>>68723986
I just pre'd my pants.
>>68722026
fuckin muslims. Can we agree that a big majority of them are just savages and dont belong to civilized western socities. The 5% cent of them who are actually decent human beeings screw it up for us because #notallmuslims
>>68721756
The Holocaust of this year
>>68721756
/r/ing the webm with all the 7-0 goals
>>68723688
because other leagues have decent goalkeepers
>>68723879
>no one has made this for me yet
>>68724874
>>68725218
...did someone mention...the HUELOCAUST???
>>68725218
>>68725363
This is literally begging to be meme'd
>>68725165
can we agree that you no matter if you are correct you should just stay on pol
>>68725324
>Can you feel the love tonight
>>68725165
>>68725437
Not all cultures can successfully integrate. Or even co-habitate. Won't stop people trying for fear of judgement.
>>68725354
he's lucky he got to bring his friend who is a big guy
>>68721909
This is why I never like Higuain. Benzema was much better by the time TSU arrived at real.
>>68723986
i did cum several times watching the highlights of this match. Messi and barcelona were at their peak. Then fifa hiatus and scumbag rizzoli frustrated the back-to-back treble.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Club_World_Cup
Am I out of my mind or is the English Language version of the FIFA article on Wikipedia rather strangely worded.
A lot of it feels like it was written from the perspective of someone who assumes knows a lot about FIFA and assumes the reader does to, and so they leave information out and at times prioritize topic order based on what they find interesting rather than starting with explaining the basics of what it is as a World Cup, what the varied football systems of the world are, and how it goes about pulling teams from each of those reagional systems.
(Though it does for instance explain how host nation team and the 6 regional teams are organized to play against eachother somewhere near the beginning [even if it does not explain why they play in the order they do])
The explanation of when FIFA started and it's relationship to the intercontinental cup seems awkward as hell to me.
Does anyone else find the way the article is written problematic?
Link again
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Club_World_Cup
>>68725605
lol who took the corner?
>>68725218
loving every laugh
>>68725664
Rppmey I think
>>68725664
rppney
>>68722521
>>68723566
This would be the time to use those Quaresma webms, If I had any...
;_;
>>68725664
rppmey
>>68725683
>mfw i know you've been here for years because you actually know the rppmey meme with the 'm''
>>68725338
>be destroyed by the khedira&kroos germany at WC semifinals
greatest sport humilliation of all time.
not a webm
>>68725274
what happened to him anyway? He looked like he had talent back then.
Did this kick ruin his leg and his ability to play?
>>68725274
dirty
>>68725324
awhh lewandowksi has to turn away so reus wouldn't see his tear ;_;
>>68725745
baloteeli being a good boy ruined his talent
>>68725794
>good boy
HE DINDU NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY
>>68724645
I still don't understand how Lester own with that team.
What a low point in EPL history.
Seriously, if it weren't for Chelsea's players shenanigans Mou would have own it so easy.
>>68724889
I can listen the Ennio Morricone soundtrack playing in my head.
>>68725583
yeah they peaked their form too early. frustrating to watch down the back end.
>>68721990
>interlacing
>>68721947
this is like watching the NFL
>>68725218
Guess you could say that was a nice EnCHILEada of goals
>>68725354
>uses full force
>cant even legsweep someone who isnt prepared
>>68724586
monkey business
>>68721965
Mexico got what they deserved.
>>68725810
how can anyone hate this man?
>>68725920
i don't fucking know
>>68725920
literally impossible
>>68725932
>He said you look nice
No one is going to doubt that.
German always sound aggressive even when you say nice stuff.
>>68721968
>getting on the very tip of his toes
>using Carvalho to prop himself up
kek
>>68725920
>>68725964
i wasn't paying attention to the TV when i heard him getting interviewed...and as soon as i heard him start swearing i turned around to see the reaction, fortunately she had no clue. i'm sure the producers where thrilled.
>>68724804
Welbeck never was really bright
>>68725997
I always love how he has a pep to his step. He's the opposite of me: perpetually happy
>>68722348
>not celebrating the coming of the GOAT
Basically they knew they had a shitload of trophies and years of dominance ahead of them.
>>68722223
>Sanchez reaction
>>68725338
>not calling it semi-final solution
>>68725684
caught me off guard let out a loud chuckle
>>68725684
adagio_for_strings_starts_playing
does anyone have Bayern fucking up penalties
>>68725932
i hate how disgustingly aryan schweinsteiger looks considering no one in the country actually looks like that
>>68726343
That's how the Aryan scheme works, the creme de la crop are at the top, the remaining 99% aim to achieve their status
t. Islamic dictatorship babby
>>68726343
>no one in the country actually looks like that
how do you know
>>68723716
lol that's not a blooter even if he meant to do it(probably a failed cross)
>>68726421
because i've worked in Germany the last 3 years until this past december and since I was there for a limited time I got a DB card for unlimited travel as a "tourist" using EURail pass
>>68721960
fucking faggot
>>68721909
lol people actually defending penaldo for this
>>68724804
I hate Welbeck so fucking much.
>>68726450
our qualifying campaign was a really nice example of murphy's law desu.
atleast we have that
>>68725605
>Gerrard just turning around
I think there's a video of Marcos Rojo like this one too.
>>68726931
>'''''''''''''''''''''''premier'''''''''''''''''''''''' football
>>68722236
Obviously you haven't watched him play in La Liga then, have you?
>>68721947
Based
>>68725354
BASED ref
>>68722240
>that respectful Messi clapping
True GOAT
love this one
>>68721909
>blames Higuain
also
>people arguing that Ronaldo was at a better angle
Taking it round the keeper like that and then finishing is standard practice for any half-decent forward. Higuain would've easily scored
>>68721960
Is that pretty much the only blatant dive so far in this Euros?
What are the best meme moments of the yurocup so far?
>>68727138
The Penaldo name being retired
>>68727083
Why was he even on the field?
>>68726968
That's not leo but is a golaso
>>68727083
based
>>68727083
actually those were Milan fans
>>68727083
top
>>68725165
>% cent
>>68727151
How so?
>>68721947
topkek
>>68727083
That's pretty cool.
>>68725593
Go back to /asp/
>>68721990
I hate him so much
GTFO MY TEAM REEEEEEE
>>68725165
Go get them tiger!
>>68725165
>being this triggered
>>68727537
How
>>68721947
What is the context of this?
Are they riffing on American football of is this a peculiar coincidence?
>>68721990
YEAH HULK!
>>68725165
No.
>>68727541
>>68727578
Save your energy during Ramadan, Mohammed and Faysal. Also, you dont argue with kuffars. Thats haram. You just kill them
>>68725165
You sound like my grandpa about Black People, Asians, and Democrats only without the tangents about the Korean War.
>>68722165
kek
>>68725810
Imagine him and Ramsey bolton as friends
>>68725189
people were wanting for him to be ejected and suspended for the final , my question is wtf was his assistant doing with the board
