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/heem/: heem'd by apehood edition


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News:
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http://www.bjpenn.com/
http://www.mmajunkie.com
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jon
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>>68710249
wtf is this shit thread?
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>>68710249
hoop*
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LETS GO ROCKETS, WOOOOO
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Stipe started the chain reaction sub-edition
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JUST
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>>68710644
>Cam
>Rockhold

Whose next?
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Friendly reminder that Donald J. Trump is the official /heem/-approved presidential candidate. Stay safe and Trump bless.
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>>68710249
That fan is handsome, makes me horny,
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>>68710249
fuck yeah I love the chicago bulls

does michael jordan still play?
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>>68711037
google luke rockhold
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>>68710249
Kek, first time we've been heemed for a long, long time.
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LeBron vs Fedor

Pride rules

Who wins?
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>>68711133
Hey it was a great game. And a great series. /heem/ can't complain either about all the threads either. Remember both Anderson losses? The first loss crashed /sp/
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Would LeBron have 100% tdd?
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APOLOGIZE
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JON
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>>68711579
>You now remember that video of Chuck working out nude
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>>68711361
>wanting to secure our border, deport illegals, and restrict muslim immigration is racist
>BTFOing le wage gap maymay is sexist
>implying i'm not 100% natty
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>>68711654
>that crud on the right side of his mouth

yuck
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>>68711223
LelBron has meme magic
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wrong board
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>>68712508
wrong website
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I met chris weidman
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>>68710905

MAGA
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>>68711911
"""""crud"""""
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>>68712760
I met your mom.
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>>68711857
>tfw you feel great inspiration from empty promises made by an idiot

You poor dear.
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>>68713341

t. butthurt numale
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just be careful alright?
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>>68713341
>empty promises

He's going to build the wall.

And during his second term he will amend the anchorbaby loophole and apply it retroactively with mass deportations.
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>>68713689
Better shut the fuck up you filthy Russian jihadi. I've had enough of your bullshit.
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>>68713874
I don't think so, and I hope you will never mix religion and joke, be serious.
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>>68713341
if that's edgy you must live a very sheltered life
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>>68710644
Good riddance. Fuck em
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>>68710364
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Where's Kimbo? He hasn't updated his IG in a while.
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>mfw through the power of meme magic DC submits Jon via deep throat at 3:19 of the first round.
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>>68712760
Did you tell him you're on the team?
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>>68714539
Practicing in the gi with Evan Tanner and Kevin Randleman
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>>68714722
Is Evan the lad who tried to cruise through the Saharan desert without supervision and died?
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UFC needs to begin the hype train for 200

We're less than a month away and we're just bickering about other shit and getting pushed off the catalog
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>>68714862
Nevada desert
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>>68714888
this is one of like 5 non-basketball related threads currently on the board, I don't think the threads the problem
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>>68714888
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Are you lads being careful?
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APOLOGIZE
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>>68715026

How juiced up was he here?

I'm guessing
1000 mg test, EPO and HGH, maybe 600 mg caffeine
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>>68715393
I bet Callen knows
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>>68715447

I was not emotionally prepared for this
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>>68711223
Fedor

He's already faced some niggas as is
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>>68715026
Lesnar vs Carwin was the first time I'd watched a fight while stoned and it blew my fucking mind
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>>68715447
social media was a mistake
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Hate this faggot
Can't wait for him to be brutally heem'd again
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Reminder that >we now have the NBA champions and the Heavyweight champions of the world
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>>68715026
what a fucking alpha
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>>68717282
from the thumbnail I thought for sure that was Vitor
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>>68717621
Oh shit you're right
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>>68717282
>Hating The Bosse


>>68717621
Glad I was not the only one
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>>68717668
Reasons to like Le Bosse xD: He brawls because he's a shit fighter and doesn't know how to do anything else
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>>68717668
Not gonna lie, that was a satisfying as fuck combo there

He's still gonna get heemed and I'm still gonna laugh though
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>>68717892
No he just fights to the best of his abilities right now. He has a good chin, excellent conditioning and hits hard as fuck. He has good reflexes too. His boxing form is not the best but he hits dudes a lot and he hits dudes hard.
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>>68717985
So basically he brawls because he's a shit fighter and doesn't know how to do anything else. Thanks for the input.
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Goodnight /heem/
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>>68718026
If that was true he would never be in the UFC. Its like saying all Robbie does is Brawl. Or all Liniker does is brawl. There is an element of craft (though not much with Bosse) and athleticism that lets him be as good as he is.
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>>68718031
nighty-night Mike
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>>68718026
So you hate him basically because others like him

Very mature
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>>68718055
Mate just because he's built to be a brawler doesn't mean that he isn't one, get the fuck out of my face.
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TFATK 3D is actually pretty funny tBh
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>>68718094
>Built like a Brawler
I wasnt aware bodyshape determines your fighting style.
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>>68718091
No I don't like him because he's a shit fighter that brawls because he doesn't know how to do anything else.
He got fucked up pretty bad by O'Connell in the first round, imagine him against anyone with a semblance of technique.
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Bosse and O'Connell, Failed D-graders from american sports having pub brawl.
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>>68718122
>bodyshape
You were talking about his chin and athleticism bro
Just because he's built to not get fucked up on the regional circuit by brawling doesn't mean that he isn't one.
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>>68714009
It'll be serious when I blow your pig fucker head off . DURKA DURKA BACON AND EGGS
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Redpill me on Lorenzo Fertitta.
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>>68718279
careful
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>>68718301
You be careful durka.
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>>68718297
scumbag crook, inherited fortune from scumbag crooks, uses lobbying and political corruption to make sure workers cannot collective bargain for pay and working conditions.
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>>68718297
Brave investor who took a chance on a dead sport and made it great again
Also a purebred Italian stallion with the biggest guns in the UFC and supreme taste in ring girls
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>>68718127
You don't like him because he's not good at what he does? To an extent that you wish he gets harmed?

You need to talk to someone
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>>68718133
Hockey is a canadian sport you dumb ass
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>>68710249
kill yourself
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>>68718544
Why?
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>>68710905
DELET THIS
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>>68710905
MAGA
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>>68718625
BECAUSE SCHEISSE THREAD
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>>68712760
IS HE STILL YOUR BOY ?
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>>68718659
What's wrong with it?
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>>68718454
What's your point man?
I just don't like the guy, he's an antiboy at this point. If he got heem'd ridiculously again like almost did (I swear that knockdown O'Connell got on him in the first round sent him stiff until he hit the floor) I'd love to see it.
I think you don't have the balls to get into a real debate so you're trying to make this about me lol.
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>>68718697
le link to previous thread. lebron. you. no upcoming events. no news or media content. and your mother hates you.
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>>68718753
>no upcoming events. no news or media content
Sherdog is a click away bro
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>>68718786
>>no upcoming events. no news or media content
>Sherdog is a click away bro
are you not even a casual ?
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>>68718752
That you're an immature little child

>what?? are you telling me you have a reason for liking this guy!! How absurd!!!! I hope he gets severe brain damage in his next fight!!!!

Buddy, I'd fucking end you real quick, don't talk down on me like that
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>>68718753
I'm sorry.

Here is the link to the previous thread:
>>68693097
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>>68711122
Damn! What happened to that thick hair?
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What was he thinking?
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>>68718817
you`re heeming me with your kindness. stahp
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>>68718752
i feel you man bosse is also my antiboy
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>>68718831
the gas
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>>68718872
is that his sister?
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Pretty sure that Tyron Woodley is going to have the luck of being the first person to fight Lawler as he begins his decline. The dude is 34 and he's been having 5-round wars for the majority of the last few years. Tyron fucking Woodley is unironically going to be the welterweight champ.

Oh well, at least Thompson will end him as soon as he gets a shot.
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>>68718985
AND his wife
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>>68718985
That's the mother of his children.
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>>68718998
Save us GSP
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>>68719009
and coach
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>>68718998
I hate to be so negative again but it sounds like you're setting yourself up with a pre-made excuse for if Woodley beats him.
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Threadly heeminder
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>>68719078
thank you
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>>68718218
I am merely saying that certain physical attributes aid in certain fighting styles.
Robbie Lawler has the same physical qualities as Bosse but because hes champ the way he fights is ok or something?
And there are plenty of people with a great chin,natural power and good reflexes that have good technique. Anderson Silva for example.
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>>68719033

I think it's a legit excuse, obviously if Robbie comes in looking as good as he ever has but Woodley is simply the better fighter that's one thing. But going by precedent, Robbie is probably going to begin to decline substantially at some point in his next few fights, and I have a feeling that Woodley may be the first fighter to catch him as that slide begins.
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>>68710249
>apehood

Is this some reference to black people?
You think you're edgy cause you say nigger online?
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>>68719152
I meant apehoop.
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>>68719127
You're straight up fucking retarded, holy shit.
Are you telling me that Robbie Lawler fights in the same way as Steve fucking Bosse?
Also my point was never that I dislike Bosse because he has the athleticism and chin (debatable) to get away with his style, it's that he has that style in the first place
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>2 Australians conversing with banter
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>>68719283
So Robbie Lawler is not a brawler? How would you explain his style
And Bossee wins fights and either heems dudes or gets into FOTY. I dont get how you dont like him.
Its not even that I am a Just Bleed fag. 2 of my favorite fighters ever are MM and GSP.
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>>68719344
I'm arguing with someone who legitimately believes that Robbie Lawler and Steve Bosse have the same skillset
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>>68719344
>>68719283
samefag
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>>68719362
>Robbie Lawler and Steve Bosse have the same skillset
I never said that. I said they are both "Brawlers" which is a pretty simplistic assessment of their styles but putting them into a category is useful.
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>>68719430
>Robbie Lawler
>brawler
Dude is a master of five round fights and has top tier takedown defence, he's not some monkey swinging for the fences like Bosse.
Can you understand that maybe I don't like shit fighters with questionable technique who only get the third from the top position because they've got a name in Canada now?
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>tfw WW Cerrone
That's not even his final form. Cowboy is top boy material
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>>68719489
Everyone can understand you may not like a fighter, nobody understands your autistic mal-obsession with him
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>>68719532
Hey look Mr. No-balls is back.
Got something to add, Noballs? Or are you too afraid you'll have to commit to an opinion?
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>>68719566
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, I responded to you telling you how quickly I'd end you. That apparently scared you off and now you're pretending in front of everyone again.

Just let it be known I will find you
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>>68719493
>tfw your Anti Boy beats your boy
I cant believe Patrick Cote finally got heemed by Donald Fucking Cerrone
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>>68719676
>Donald Cerrone is his anti-boy

What kind of fucking loser are you lmao
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>>68719706
his whole cowboy gimmick pisses me off for some reason. I am not saying its logical I just dont like him
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>>68719726
I'm the same way. He's the best gatekeeper in the UFC though.
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>>68719676
I was just surprised that Cerrone looked like such a murderer against Cote. Legit domination from bell to bell.
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>>68719760
>>68719772
Dudes legit and he looks even better at 170 but it still sucks he finally took Cotes chin. I loved cote since the beginning.
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>>68719630
And here you are again, not replying again. I'll be waiting for you
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>>68719792
I thought the size advantage would be a big factor in that fight but from Cerrone's very first reactive double leg I was impressed.
I guess weight doesn't matter that much, though maybe Cote got downlow USADA'd or something
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Still my boy

>>68719833
Well technique is always better then size but I was also impressed with how easy he shot those doubles. I used to think Ceronnes grappling was a meme because he only seems to get subs after hurting opponents or exploding from the guard, but between his wrestling in this fight and the mounted triangle set up in the Oliveira fight I have gained some respect for it.
Cotes Omeplata to create space to stand up was pretty slick though.
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>>68713689
>>68714009
well done
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Rory nuthuggers on suicide watch
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68609319/#68609537
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68609319/#68609567
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68609319/#68609703
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68609319/#68609717
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68609319/#68609696
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>>68719676
>tfw your boy and your girl fucked on TUF
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>>68720225
Who?
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Top 5 LHW ever

yes?
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Still not replying because you're a little pussy, NoCock?
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>>68720430
That's hard to say, every time he started looking like a worldbeater he took some bad losses. Always to top quality competition though.
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>>68720289
Pena and Holdsworth :D :D
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>>68720476
He has better wins than people like Chuck and I put him over Wandy because he was a juiced up faggot

Rampage/Wandy 3 is my favorite fight
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Could Lebron be HW champ if he started training right now?
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>>68720511
>because he was a juiced up faggot

And Rampage (who was on TRT at one point btw) alongside any fighter that ever has fought is just full natty creatine, right?
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>>68720546
The difference is Wandy got destroyed by Vitor and Tito and ran to Pride to juice up to infinity, then he came back and got destroyed

Who was his best win in his second UFC stint? Bisping? Give me a break
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>>68720511
Belfort, Reem, Tito, Couture... Idk if Rampage has better wins than that. Not to mention he defended a belt longer than most.
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>>68720586
They were both juiced up gorillas, there's really no difference, Wandy just was better at one point
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>>68720586
You were allowed to juice with impugnity when Wandy was in the UFC though. IIRC it was around Barnett's HW title reign that the Athletic Commissions first ran tests to try and figure out if the sport has a problem, and it turns out it did.
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>>68720589
Chuck 2x
Hendo
Machida
Jardine (Liddell lost to him)

Not even including washed up Wandy.
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>>68720616
Nobody benefitted more than Wandy, that faggot literally ran away from a drug test
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>>68720589
I'd put rampage higher than all those.
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daniel
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>>68720896
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whens cm punk fighting lads? ufc 200?
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>>68720805
forgot Arona as a notable win. my list is

1. Jones
2. Hendo
3. Shogun
4. Rampage
5. Chuck

Hendo was a TRT user also but he looks clean as a whistle compared to Wandy, and actually had a successful UFC career
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>>68720988
At LHW you kinda have to have Vitor.

Even though Randy beat him I'd put him above Chuck, he beasted most of the guys on that list even though he was juiced to the gills.
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>>68720988
Wanderlei is equal or above all those (excluding Jones).

Wanderlei Pride reign is better than anything Lidell did in the UFC. He also got smashed by Rampage, who Wanderlei destroyed twice when both were at their fighting peak. Shogun, peak in Pride was much shorter, UFC career has been up and down.
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>>68720988
> actually had a successful UFC career
Not at LHW. He beat two guys - Shogun and a split decision over Franklin, who himself was a middleweight.

Henderson hasn't done enough to be considered a top LHW.

>>68721074
What has Vitor ever done at LHW except beat Randy Couture via cut?
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>>68721074
Vitor has losses to Overeem/Tito/Randy and Chuck beat all of them
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>>68721088
Wandys juiced and non juiced career is so different that I can't put him in my list. You can make the argument that everyone juiced, but his post juicing career is a joke

His best win was Bisping, fuck that
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>>68721105
Shogun win alone shits on Wandys UFC career
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>>68721125
I'm not too involved in this argument but why would Wanderlei's decline necessarily be due to juicing and not the fight milage and two horrific KOs he received right before heading the UFC?
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>>68721137
Combination of both, but why did most other PRIDE players have successful UFC careers post juicing and his was a joke?
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>>68721152
Well I put forth two reasons, and I wouldn't call it a joke, the only embarrassing loss would be to Leben imo.
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>>68721189
It was a joke compared to Shogun/Rampage/Hendo.
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>>68721125
I find the drug argument silly. It just sounds like 'i dont like him'.
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>>68721260
I don't, but he fell off harder than anyone else when he stopped. Everyone else went on to have successful careers and had great wins. Wandy had 0 good wins pre or post juicing
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>>68721297
>pre-juicing
Man, there was no testing during Wanderlei's first UFC run. Absolutely none.
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Did y'all do a heemspeak for Vale Tudo Japan? Is there gonna be one for the next Cage Warriors?
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>>68721368
And....he didn't have any good wins there either
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I am calling out Croatia, Estonia, Swede boxers, that German dude, to fight me in july for HEEM 1: Inception
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>>68719792
Looks ripped as fuck at 170 - no idea how he was fighting at 155 all these years.
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>>68721136
Shogun had already fallen apart by that point.
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>>68721397
He had like what, 6 fights before he went to Pride?
He was really young too. I think it's an easier explanation to say that when he went to Pride he developed into the monster he'd become.
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>>68721297
>Everyone else went on to have successful careers and had great wins. Wandy had 0 good wins pre or post juicing

No they didnt, pretty much all have been up and down careers. Wanderlei had a long reign as the best in Pride, fought top LHWs, won titles. If he dropped off after being best in the world for a good 5-6 years its probably from being in brutal wars and fighting HW monsters like Mirko Crocop and Mark Hunt, after that his decline started.

Hendo is a juicer, he has been busted for anabolics and a TRT user, prolly caused by his career long juicing.
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LHW is a meme division.
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Claim your boy, /heem/. Glover is my boy
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>>68721478
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>>68721426
It was regardless a better win than anyone Wandy beat

>>68721429
10

He fought in the UFC one more time (a loss to Tito) than ran away

>>68721430
Rampage beat Chuck/Machida/Hendo/Wandy (kek) post Pride, where are Wandys wins?
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>>68721478
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>>68720988
>1. Jones
>2. Hendo
>3. Shogun
>4. Rampage
>5. Chuck

Man, MMA really wasn't a sport until UFC 100.
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>>68721509
Already explained why I don't have Vitor/Wandy there, try again

Chuck has better wins than Vitor
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Did anybody ever upload that K-1 torrent?
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>>68721520
What are you talking about? I'm saying dudes who fought like Pride guys did would get chewed up nowadays.
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>>68721521
Which K-1 torrent?
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>>68721537
Sorry m8 thought you were saying I was a newfag
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>>68721541
Some guy said he was going to make a private torrent of all K-1 events. I told him I'd seed.
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>>68721548
Nah m8. Like DC doesn't have the resume yet, but he would have looked like Fedor did (an early example of being well rounded) in those days.
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>>68721552
Why would he make something that already exists?
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>>68721575
Got a link?
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>>68721566
Converse is true, if the fighters from back then had access to the training and knowledge fighters have now, they would be better too.
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>>68721606
Well yeah, no shit m8. I'm sure if today's guys were on body builder cycles they'd fight a bit differently too. Just saying it's weird how young our sport is compared to most others.
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>>68711531
thats not Draymond
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I never want to see that Elias faggot "fight" ever again.
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>>68721939
fake fightfan detected
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>>68721939
Then don't watch his fights. Good post.
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>>68721939
That fight was pretty awful but I blame Alvey for not adapting (or being able to adapt) as much as I blame Elias for using a boring strategy that's clearly working
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I honestly feel one of Rampages best performances was his fight against Bustamante
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>>68721975
didn't Bustamante take the fight on like 8 days notice?
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>>68721975
Oh man that was the first card I ever saw and that fight felt like the longest twenty minutes of my life.
I haven't rewatched it since then, is it one of those fights that's actually really good after you become an educated fan?
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>>68721992
Yeah but It was one of the most well rounded Rampages performances that I can think of. Excellent Kicks and clinch striking and solid defensive grappling. His boxing as always was really sharp too.
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>>68722028
>is it one of those fights that's actually really good after you become an educated fan?
I think so cause I kind of felt the same way.
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>>68721975
lol what
why
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>>68721975
I remember Busta pulling guard and nearly getting a guillotine not much else, it was very close
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>>68721566
DC vs Big Nog or DC vs Rampage would've been such great matchups. Nog is obviously a killer everywhere and Rampage had dat brickwall TDD that allowed him to straight up big brother Randleman.
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>>68720988
Henderson lost every major fight he had at that weight. He lost to Wanderlei when he was undefeated, lost to Rampage for the UFC belt, lost to Machida when he was on the cusp of a title fight, probably lost a few others. #2 is a very hard sell. I think Shogun deserves it for his 2005 run alone.
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>>68722104
You can order 2-5 anyway you want but I wouldn't take any of them out of that list
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>>68722141
My 1 through 5 is Jones, Shogun, Wand, Rampage, and Chuck. I'd like to put Frank Shamrock in since he retired as champion and was P4P #1 for a time but he doesn't have the resume.
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>>68722171
Fuck Wand

Not gonna go through it again but never gonna be convinced he belongs there
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>>68722195
He's one of my favourite fighters and inarguably one of the craziest/bravest MMA competitors to ever live, for the Hunt fight alone. Reminder that Jon Jones turned down Chael Sonnen but Wanderlei Silva fought Mark Hunt on four days notice.
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>>68722213
>bravest
>ran away from a drug test

Not gonna say I'm unbiased but he had the WOAT post juicing career of any major player from Pride
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>>68721939
>>68721946
>>68721944
>>68721954
Both Alvey and Elias should immediately be cut from the UFC.

>Alvey
>so one dimensional that he literally can't do anything if his opponent stays at range

>Theodorou
>such a complete faggot that he's content to stay five feet away from his opponent and throw five kicks a round in order to "win" a fight

It's okay to be a point fighter if you have volume and actually get into the pocket, like Dominick Cruz does. Keeping away from your opponent and throwing just enough to win a round isn't fighting.
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>>68722241
If it was post-juicing then why did he run from the drugs test?
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>>68722373
He probably needed some help after realizing his only notable win in the past 10 years was Bisping
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where were you when ron piano got bodied by Vegan Gains, this shit is actually kek worthy though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9XIJsOF88
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>>68722401
I think your arguments contradict eachother. Either he was still on steroids, just really battered and old after years of insane fights in Pride, or he was clean post-Pride and ran from drug testers for no reason.
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>>68722416
2nd one is more likely, probably wanted to become relevant again and got fucked kek

Everyone in Pride went through wars, and yet post Pride they all had great wins and never ran from drug tests
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>>68722443
He wasn't even licensed by the NSAC, they had no right to requisition urine from him, so fuck them. This is a really weird and stupid thing to care so much about.
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>>68722461
Him running from a drug test isn't my main argument

Him not doing shit compared to Shogun/Hendo/Rampage etc post Pride is
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>>68722295
Didn't Elias clinch every time Same got in the pocket, though? Let's get real.
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>>68722488
You're an idiot.
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>>68722594
Rampage beat Chuck/Machida/Hendo/Wandy (kek) post Pride, where are Wandys wins?
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>>68722409
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>"Behind the scenes from the making of the new Kickboxer: Retaliation".
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>>68720525
Probably has like a 90 inch reach, so possibly
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>>68722714
why is ronaldinho there?
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>>68722714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kickboxer:_Retaliation#Cast

what the fuck is this cast?
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>>68722738
everybody in that picture is washed up, no surprise he's there. why are so many straight to dvd mma movies made?
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>>68722714
lmao is that ronaldino
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TFATK3D update. That episode with Brendan in Indian attire is a very timely parody trailer of Brokeback Mountain. There's also an episode where they rip off Charlie Kaufman, Mr Show, and The Matrix in less than 10 minutes.
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>>68722603
If Rampage got bodied by Cro Cop like Wand did he'd have probably been shot by the time he got to the UFC too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceb_NpHx3mw
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>anik and florian
>anik and stann
>goldie and stann
Is there ever Florian and Stann?
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>>68723037
>two colour commentators
no
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>>68723037
You forgot Gooden and Florian who worked surprisingly well together
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hey guys 4chan diaspora (new to /sp/)

do you guys know of any places where i can view full length pride and UFC fights without having to pay anything?

>inb4 torrent
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>>68723278
Yes.
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Hey guys, I'm gonna upload some rampage free fights for bellator 157 dynamite 2.

Any requests?
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>>68723278
Have you tried UFC.tv?
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>>68723289
can you let me in on the secret
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>>68710249
>>68710249

LUke would HEEM all three of them
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>>68723377
bjpenn.com
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>>68723278
>Free
Unless your a total poor fag if you can save up 100 bucks you can get a years worth of Fightpass. Has all PRIDE and UFC fights plus a shit ton of smaller organisations and even other sports like Kickboxing and BJJ
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>>68718998
>>68718998

No he won't you dumb shit.

Tyrone backs up into a straight line whenever he gets tagged.

He only looks good if he can outpower the other guy. Fat chance against Lawler.

Thompson will get soul reaped by Lawler as well.
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>>68720525

No. Being athletic is no guaranteed. You also have to comfortable getting hit in the face.
>>
Daily reminder that I met Chris Weidman
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>>68718097
>not below parallel

as if I needed more reasons to hold brandon in contempt
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>>68723419
>>Thompson will get soul reaped by Lawler as well.
Hard to respect your opinion on this one. Hard to pick against Thompson given his recent work.
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>>68723278
>diaspora
not sure you're using that term correctly pal

>do you guys know of any places where i can view full length pride and UFC fights without having to pay anything?
http://www.mma-core.com
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"Haha! When your contract goes out in August, DONT YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE ME, Joe!"
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lads, what do you think of the Ali Act to MMA?

I was opposed to it, but if I've understood it correctly it's not that terrible.
All it changes is that title fights are now decided by sanctioning bodies rather than the UFC itself.
I'm not clear on how/whether this would prevent the UFC from setting up puppet sanctioning bodies to schedule fights as they please.
Everything else would be basically unchanged, but contracts would have to be made public giving fighters more leverage overall.

Am I missing something?
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How the fuck did Donald Cerrone wind up looking like the Terminator against Cote? He bullied a dude who has fought 2-3 weight classes above him before. Fuckin' brutal.
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>>68723589
It's dumb and has very little relevance to modern MMA. Cuck Thomas on MMA Beat was right when he said MMA needs its own act that applies to it specifically, not a boxing law from the 70s.

The main thing it should achieve is making the UFC treat their fighters like the independent contractors they currently are or making them actual employees. No more take your cake and eat it too.
>>
>Alright Michael this is one of THE BEST fight matchups to come down the pipeline in a LONG time, we are standing on HOLY GROUND as we sit in wait of one of the most EXCITING, EXPLOSIVE, DYNAMITE-IN-THEIR-FISTS fights between one of, if not THE best pound for pound fighters on this planet today, MIGHTY MOUSE and he is taking on John Dumb Bum Smith who is a DANGEROUS prospect, he's DANGEROUS everywhere, THIS guy wants to be THE guy, and we're going to take a closer look, so let's just get right to it shall we?

>Thanks Robin, as we begin to ta-

>HOT LAVA HOT LAVA
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>>68723638
meant for >>68723543
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>>68723618
>The main thing it should achieve is making the UFC treat their fighters like the independent contractors they currently are or making them actual employees. No more take your cake and eat it too.
Isn't that what the Ali act will achieve in some way?
Shorter contracts means more renegotiations and fighters will have more choice regarding what they want to do next, they won't risk having to sit out on the sidelines for years if they don't do what the UFC wants.
I guess the downside of this is that it will be harder to make fights happen. And then fighters might just go elsewhere because the UFC can no longer control them.
And then we get boxing.
Hmmm.
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>>68723659
>Yfw we are living through the peak of MMA right now
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>>68710249
Stipe made this possible
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACiA1TX0tvA
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>tfw ufc 200 couldve had every fight been a title shot or headliner fight

>diaz vs mcgregor
>ronda vs tate
>brock vs can
>fedor vs can
>jones vs cormier
>sage vs bj
>punk vs power ranger
>gsp vs silva
>bisping vs hendo
>cruz vs faber
>mighty manlet vs can
>edgar vs aldo
>rds vs alvarez
>woodley vs lawler
>other female champ vs can
>stipe vs alistair
>dana vs mcmahon for ownership and control of the ufc
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>all this "pre-juicing" "post-juicing" talk

embarrassing af, this thread looks like an youtube comment section

no one of those guys you were talking about ever came close to stop roiding, they just had to adapt their cycles to the new testing (with recently USADA being a major gamechanger)

they are on shittier, suboptimal cycles for lhws and hws, but they are not natty, guys like wandy or reem wouldnt even be able to have a normal functioning life anymore if they stopped completely
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>>68723756
post bunda or stfu
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>>68723814
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>>68723814
listen to this guy Brazilians are obsessed with body image
>>
Is Tristar a meme camp?
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>>68723857
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>>68723918
Yes. Edmund could have trained GSP and he still would've been the GOAT.
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>>68723857
>>68723934
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>>68723942
>>68723934
YES
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today marks the 3rd year joanna has been in our pseudo sport
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>>68723504
Fuck... how can you not win this bingo?
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>>68722714

>ronaldinho

kek
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>>68724142
JJ better hope Betch never learns to cut properly.
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>>68724142
how do I find a girl like this
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>here we can see the rare Canius Crushius running away from it's natural prey, the tomato can.

How did Fedor win that fucking fight? How did they not stop it when all that overrated fatass could do was block punches with his face for 4 minutes?
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>>68724142

I want her to beat me up while she rides me
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>>68724240
>JJ better hope Betch never learns to cut properly.

Or fight properly.
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>>68724243
poland
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>>68724265
>Fedor means Fedor

Fedor is national hero; judges will be shot if they rule against him.

The only way he could possibly lose would be to die in the cage.
>>
>>68724299
PUFFY
V
U
L
V
A
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>>68724327
THE BEST
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>>68724312
>die in the cage.
Pls no, oldfags and pridefags already treat him as the messiah. All I've ever seen was a dude who beat up cans and a few good fighters, but because HW is so shit they call him the GOAT unironically.

I hope he does get this deal with the UFC sorted and then gets heemed by the likes of Derrick Lewis or Big Country.
>>
Will Calderwood get a shot at the winner of JJ-Gadhella?
>>
>>68724392
>10 out of 10 in the UK
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>>68724392
She's cleaned out the flyweight division, I don't see why not.
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>>68724392
fight paige!
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>>68724474
>The city of wmma
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>>68724474
Damn, or Tecia or Rose.. Women's Strawweight is officially deeper than MW, LHW, or HW.
>>
sam and elias should be cut for that '''''fight'''''
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>>68724520
>I don't appreciate a tactical fight

get the fuck out casual
>>
>>68724474

the new owners should just scrap the chicks' divisions... no point anyway now since ronda got heemd
>>
>>68724555
those 2 wmma fights weren't the worst on the card
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>>68724474
That fight was so odd, Valerie kept acting like she was really hurt or wanted out most of the fight.

WMMA is so kek worthy.
>>
>>68724555
>implying Honda's return won't make billions

Come on now.
>>
>>68724584
hard to top theodorou

>>68724601
>implying honda's gonna return
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>>68724595
>WMMA is so kek worthy.
>>
who the fuck is coaching theodorable and telling him to meme that much?
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>>68724624
watching that entire fight you'd literally think they're retarded
>>
>>68724474
>People bitching at this finish even though the ref fucked up.
>Thinking it's any worse than Brooks/Chandler or fucking Filho/Sonnen
Holy fuck you newfag cucks should play in traffic.
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>>68724636
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>>68724624
To be fair I laughed at Valerie wanting to run away and die in a corner.

I was fucking raging at my TV during the fight you posted, my friend was in hysterics laughing at me shitting on both of them for 15 minutes straight.

Learn the difference between kek worthy and utter shit, might help you not looking like a drooling retard next time.
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>>68724660
>my friend was in hysterics laughing at me
Me three faggot. Don't ever respond to a post of mine again.
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>>68724654
>>68724624

Jon damn Alvey has a stupid Meth Damon looking face.

>>68724614

All her movie roles have been scrapped; after she runs out of crack money she'll come crawling back to slap Tate's shit up.
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10534604
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10534604
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>>68724768
is wonderboy just a good guy or does he have skeletons in his closet?
>>
>>68724795
who and who?
>>
>>68724474
Valeria is officially my anti-girl after this

>>68724624
Everyone blamed Elias for this fight but it was honestly Sam's fault
>>
>>68724811

It's both of their faults
>>
Cerrone put on a clinic. Way to call out Dana and Lorenzo at the post fight though.
>>
>>68724816
It is 100% Sam's fault

he acted as though he was having a hard time closing range and he had so many opportunities, it was retarded

Elias is not Wonderboy, Sam walked him down repeatedly and then didn't pull the trigger
>>
lads how do i stop my sister from beating me up?
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>>68724690
Ebin, simply ebin.
>>
does cowboy try to fight someone at WW who will run him over or go back to LW?
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>>68724847
>2016
>not empowering women

fuck off
>>
>>68724847
do this:

>>68724474
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>>68724828
>It is 100% Sam's fault

A FUCKING LEAF.
>>
>>68724847
Fuck her right in the pussy.
>>
>>68724796
He's from South Carolina so he's probably just a genuine nice guy
>>
>>68724828
What trigger was Eli pulling? Offense shouldn't be a fucking burden. One guy pursued without throwing and the other backed up and did memes. Awful fight that falls on both of their shoulders.
>>
>>68724847
suck her dick
>>
>>68724960
Elias has never been an overly dangerous striker. Sam knocks people the fuck out.

Move forward and throw combinations for fucks sake, why the fuck is Sam acting like he's getting frustrated trying to walk Elias down but then hovering outside of the pocket rather than wading in?

Sam is more of a boxer, get in there and throw punches and pressure your fucking opponent.
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>>68724847
Touch her inappropriately.
>>
>He fell for the Barncat meme
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>>68725250
Oh shit, they didn't replay this dude seizing on FS1 did they? Totally missed him going full retard.
>>
Steph Curry with six months to train KOs Donald Cerrone with one punch. Draymond Green with six months to train KOs Miocic. LeBron KOs anyone in the UFC tonight, no training needed, without even wiping off the champagne.
>>
*steps out of the shadows*

heh, id heem you and every here on 0 days notice

ive trained with chalie zelendoff and you wouldnt last 1 round with me, buddy

thats right so keep your mouth shut ya goof
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>>68725356

sure pierre
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>>68725491
Struve is the kind of retard who has a foot advantage in reach and decides to infight. This isn't evidence of anything,
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>>68725356
>french
>cuck to american negroes

business as usual
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>>68725529

sure dundee
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>>68725756
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>>68725777

this guy smothered a man, I respect that
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Guys it sucks having to wait till 5 am for the main card
>>
>>68725849
sleep in and grab the torrent when you wake-up
>>
>>68725895
Nah, not watching live is out of the question.
>>
Remember when movement coaches were a thing?

Wow, how fucking stupid were they?
>>
>>68725895
But how will he shitpost on /heem/ then
>>
>>68725934
slick jitz
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>>68725934
Other than James Toney is Artem the biggest meme to fight in the UFC?
>>
>>68726013
>not kimbo slice
>>
>>68725921
Good lad
>>
the only 2 fights i was looking forward to that night were alvey vs theodorou and thompson vs macdonald, they both shit the bed and now there's no UFC for almost 3 weeks. what the fuck.
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>>68726013
HaHa!
>>
>>68726188
Just rewatch 199
>>
why didn't Rory go for more takedowns?
>>
>>68726452
because his soul is gone, taken, unexistent
>>
>>68715084
When American main event or are sent to Brazil they're there to be executed to. To be sacrificed for the entertainment. When LeGod was sent to Oakland aka Philippines California he was meant to be sacrificed for the entertainment of a bunch of bandwagoners. Both men rose up and brought it home for Da Land. I'm sorry for ever doubting either of you. Conor Bless
>>
>>68726188
Lmao you're not watching every ufc event to prepare for 200?
>>
Are there countries that don't have ppv and get the ppv's on fightpass?
Just wondering if it's possible to get the m3u8 like that and stream them since the UFC is so shit at encryption.
>>
>>68726673
yes I guess most countries don't have PPVs outside of USA/Canada, you can buy PPV on fightpass if the UFC doesn't have a TV deal in that country.
>>
Wait did /heem/ get bumped off page 10 before reaching 500 posts? I guess we were all watching NBA and Bastard Bowl
>>
>>68726757
Damn I was hoping some countries would have the ppv's included with their fightpass like the fox/fs1 cards without having to pay extra.
At least the UFC hasn't encrypted their streams like most other proprietary streaming services.
>>
Daily reminder Canada is a liar
>>
>guy who got knocked out round 1 by cruz vs guy with a 90% knockout ratio

wew
>>
>>68726925
What did he lie about there bud?
>>
>>68726983
Buying tickets to the Fight Night that just happened.
>>
>>68726940
>Cody is from Cleveland
>UFC 203 is in Cleveland

lets put him on UFC 202
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>>68725529

It's evidence that you can suck dick as a fighter at 7 feet tall and 250 lbs even if you've been training your whole life, let alone for 6 months. A shit tier fighter with great athleticism will lose to a good fighter with ok athleticism pretty much every time.

That said, Lebron undoubtedly could have been a top contender at heavyweight if he'd got into it a few years ago. Even now, he probably could be with a few years training. Travis Browne is top 10 despite only beginning training at 26, and Lebron obviously shits all over Browne when it comes to athleticism.
>>
>>68723504
>no TRT Vitor
Shitty bingo.
>>
I hate bullies - Schaub
>>
I used to look forward to mma hour on mondays but ever since the little kike threw his bitchfit and cried like a bitch I dont wanna support his show.
>>
>>68727289
Get a dog, bro.
>>
>LeBron
>Stipe
>Cleveland Browns (future Superbowl champs)
>Cleveland's Own Michael "The Count" Bisping reps Cleveland and lives there
>Cleveland Indians probably going to the World Series this year
Who can stop them? Pic related. Future Champ.
>took PVZ's virginity
>handsome
>numerous POTN bonuses
>cool tats
>sick boxing skills
>friends with Faber
Unstoppable.
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>>68727342
I have one. A real one, too. Not a little faggot toy breed.
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>>68727289
throwing a "bitchfit" is the only power the media has. it's to be expected.

the crying was a bit awkward but no reason not to move on...
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>>68727351
>took PVZ's virginity

pvz seems like the type of girl who would coalburn in her public school toilets since 13,so I gonna need a sauce on that
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>>68726848
>I guess we were all watching NBA and Bastard Bowl
It's more just that when it happened the catalog got filled with threads for Cleveland and Lebron and /heem/ died in the fire
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>>68727371
>the crying was a bit awkward
He's beta, what did you expect?
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>>68727354
Be careful.
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>>68727021
At this rate the goofs won't even have a Diaz on 209
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I think Anik should replace Rogan, come at me /heem/.
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>>68727440
Sometimes I turn the volume down when Anik's speaking.
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>>68727412
Um yeah, because no one was in the /heem/ thread to keep it bumped. The reason no one was in the thread was because we were watching NBZ and GoT.

Kina sad that I had to explain that to you.
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>>68727371
>my family was kicked out of their country and came to Canada, that's why I love this place
>I named my kid Walter, after Walter Cronkite
>I-I'm not going anywhere
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>yfw DC heems JBJ in the first
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>>68727440
Why hasn't Bas Rutten commentated for UFC
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>>68727494
Because he sucks and they already have 4 color guys that are way better?
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>>68727371
>it's to be expected
I guess if you're also a bitch you expect a bitch reaction. I'm not a bitch so I didn't think his three hour pity party was necessary.
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>>68727504
Brian stann and hardy are dildos
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Is this meatbag has any chance in UFC?
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>>68727564
Based Fedor is unheemable GOAT
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>>68727587
Be serious
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>It's a win that should vault Calderwood well into the top 10 of the strawweight division and puts her right on the cusp of a title shot. But in the aftermath of the fight, instead of reveling in her victory Calderwood posted to her Instagram how disappointed she was to not have earned a post-fight bonus and her need to save money so she is able to return to Tristar for her next camp
>Gutted I didn't get the bonus tonight but I'm not afraid to go home work and save so I can get back to @tristargym asap and hopefully be back in the octagon soon #wheretheresawilltheresaway #brokeashell #11-1
>Though official salaries for the card have yet to be released, assuming Calderwood's contract is in line with the average UFC contract she will have made roughly $24,000 for her performance this weekend plus an additional $2500 from Reebok. That $26,500 does not include taxes nor the costs of fight camp, training, etc.
>At the post-fight press conference Donald Cerrone noted that despite being the UFC's most reliable fighter, according to his pay he "doesn't mean shit to the UFC." On Saturday, Cerrone received one of the $50,000 Performance of the Night bonuses and his reported pay for his last fight was $79,000 with a $79,000 win bonus.
>While Calderwood may be #brokeashell, the UFC certainly is not. Last year the company turned a profit of just shy of $158,000,000 and recent reports say management is in talks to sell for over 4 billion dollars. If the UFC is sold, it is doubtful things will get any better for Calderwood. Any one purchasing a company for billions of dollars is unlikely to raise operating costs immediately.

This SJW, "free stuff" cuck mindset sickens me. You're in a division no one cares about bitch. Ronda makes a ton of money because she gets people interested. Casuals don't know who Calderwood is. Yet wants to be paid more. Work harder to earn more.
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>>68727564
Maybe if he cut down to middleweight.

>ywns prime fedor v JBJ
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>>68727538
lol if you think Bas is better than Hardy or Stann you are a fucking idiot.
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>>68727564
I laughed so hard when Maldonado was beating the shit out of him.

then i got annoyed when he won

i'm the new breed of UFC fan, I've never even seen Fedor fight until now.
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>>68727602
Be careful.
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>>68727626
He is those two mongoloids make my skin crawl, bad fighters and commentators
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>>68727612
Exactly. The UFC didn't even have female divisions when Joanne started fighting professionally. She should be grateful for that $24k check that would have been $2.4k in Invicta or Bellator.
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>>68727662
Ok well youre a moron. I bet your stupidity is reflected in your bank account. You don't earn good money do you? You have some chickenshit mcjob, huh? Yeah you do.
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>>68727667
>>68727612
are Zuffa shills going to stop watching MMA when the sale is done? I hope so.
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>>68727612
>supporting capitalism
the fighters need to unionise.
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>>68710905

>>>/pol/
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>>68727612

Wow careful not to trip on your own trenchcoat there fedora man there.
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Can someone explain to an EU goof who is winning and is most likely gonna win the presidential elections.
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>>68727667
From a financial perspective, it isn't worth going into MMA professionally unless you're independently wealthy. If the UFC wants the best athletes in the world, they need to start paying their athletes a liveable wage.

Pretty much everyone who's not a main-eventer is paying to fight. Why is this acceptable?
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>>68727612

Fighter pay is legitimately a joke, though, unless you're one of the top guys. You can't really blame the UFC - they're a business, if people are willing to destroy their bodies and minds for 24k a fight then you can't expect the UFC to just arbitrarily pay them more out of altruism. I mean, that'd be nice, but that's generally not how the corporate world operates.

It's really the fighters' fault for accepting such shit contracts and not doing anything to better their situations. Fuckers need to unionize.
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>>68727703
They're too stupid to organize and figure out collective bargaining.
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>>68727759
hilary and donald. it looks like trump may actually win since clinton is under a federal investigation.
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>>68727667
Ayaka Hamasaki ($6,000 + $6,000 = $12,000) def. Amber Brown ($5,000)
Jennifer Maia ($4,000 + $4,000 = $8,000) def. Vanessa Porto ($8,000)
Angela Hill ($6,000 + $6,000 = $12,000) def. Stephanie Eggink ($3,500)
Irene Aldana ($5,000 + $5,000 = $10,000) def. Jessamyn Duke ($10,000)
Roxanne Modafferi ($6,500 + $6,500 = $13,000) def. DeAnna Bennett ($5,000)
Jinh Yu Frey ($1,750 + $1,750 = $3,500) def. Herica Tiburcio ($3,500)
Sarah D'Alelio ($4,000 + $4,000 = $8,000) def. Andrea Lee ($3,000)
Aspen Ladd ($2,000 + $2,000 = $4,000)def. Kelly McGill ($2,000)
Ashley Greenway ($2,000 + $2,000 = $4,000) def. Sarah Click ($1,000)

Holy shit. But I'm pretty sure the average person doesn't know what Invicta is.

Also how is Calderwood broke? I mean how much is she paying Tristar or mgmt? She's getting ripped off.
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>>68727759
There are 60something polls which put Hillary ahead of Drumpf across all fifty states, and roughly 8 which put Drumpf ahead of Hillary. I would happily bet my house on the Democrats winning.
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>>68727759

What does this have to do with MMA you idiot?
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>>68727817
I think she's flying out from Scotland and applying for visas and shit, working abroad can get expensive real quick when you have to foot the bill.
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>>68727759

>who is winning

Hillary

>who is going to win

Probably Hillary, but if she gets indicted (small but non-zero chance, she's currently under investigation for some shady bullshit she did in the past) then Trump. A major terrorist attack could also swing the election in Trump's favour.
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One of the reasons cerrone and calderwood are butthurt about their pay is theyre going to have to pay a 50% canadian income tax.
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Luke Cockhold.
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>>68727790

>It's the fighter's fault for accepting bad contracts

UFC is the big leagues, where else could an average fighter who wants to make a name for themselves go? It's beyond stupid to expect everyone to be a loud mouth wanker like McGregor because it'll just look fake. Someone like Sage NorthCutt comes in and makes $80k in one fight despite crashing a can, and with relatively low fight experience cause the UFC picks and chooses who they want to promote, someone like PVZ who isn't even that good of a fighter and has like 10 women ranked above her gets all the air time and promotion from UFC. Quit pretending that everyone is making what they rightfully should be.
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>>68727839
Literally everything
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>>68727817

These salaries suck, but desu you could probably compete at a high level in Invicta training at McDojo a couple days a week as long as you're decently naturally athletic. It's not like you've gotta bring in kickboxing champions as sparring partners and pay for designer steroids and shit to have chance of winning.
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>>68720525
>fight in UFC
>flop out of habit
>ref stops the fight
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>>68727913
I bet you pirate every card. Why do you think your opinion on fighter pay matters when youre part of the reason they don't get paid more? You're realy stupid for not realizing this.

It's frustrating being the only person on /heem/ with a good job. None of you dorks understand money.
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>>68727826
How is that even possible with the gigantic amount of controversy around her? (Last question)
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>>68727840
You're right. Forgot about that stuff. Not sure what she could do. I know you want to grow a fighter and leave your meme gym. I mean she was dating her last coach I remember correctly. But if you don't have the cash it gets complicated. She look good against Valerie. But it isn't going to be financially viable for her to go to Tristar. And I could play keyboard quarterback and say "well stay in Scotland and when you get gud and get more money go to Tristar". She's in a tough spot right now. But others are too.
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>>68727922
You could, but why would you? Fighting is a hard as balls business to get into and really not fun for the most part, brutal workouts, weight cutting, dieting, flying to other countries, the fights, everything is shitty in it. You'd have to be a crazy person.
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Elias Theodoreau is ______
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>>68727973
She's got to hope Gadelha gets rolled into during wrestling practice and tears her knee or something.
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>>68727968

>This projecting
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>>68727985
Handsome
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>>68727913

I'm not saying individual fighters should try to beat the UFC by themselves, I'm saying they should get together and unionize. Obviously if one guy says he won't fight unless he gets a bigger paycheck Dana is gonna tell him to fuck off in 95% of cases. If the entire top 15 of a division collectively said they wouldn't fight unless they got a raise, though, Dana would have no choice but to cave, even if individually those fighters may not be huge draws.
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>>68727985
not at fault

sam alvey did literally nothing for 15 min
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>>68727612
Yeah, fuckind dumb bitch, serves her right for getting exploited by people who make way more money than her

>>68727703
Can't until someone bites the bullet and gets them reclassified as employees.

>>68727968
They don't get paid more because the promotion/fighter split is unlike that in any other sport
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>>68728016
I don't think you know what projecting is. You're implying that I'M the one who pirates cards and has a shit job.
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>>68727971
Drumpf is a corrosive as fuck candidate who is uniting basically the entirety of the USA who isn't a member of the tea party to vote against the republicans. Pretty much every other candidate the R's could have gone with had better polls against Hillary than he did.
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>>68728027

Neither did Elias Theodorou and his ineffective meme kick style.
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>>68727703
>he doesn't understand that collective bargaining is a part of capitalism.
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/20/11977710/maldonado-appeal-denied-by-russian-mma-union-vp-fedors-old-training-partner
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>>68728040
>Can't until someone bites the bullet and gets them reclassified as employees.
That doesn't make sense, why can't independent contractors unionize?
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>>68727974

Makes more sense to do that than to put so much money into your training that you're essentially paying to be allowed to fight.
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>>68728040
>They don't get paid more because the promotion/fighter split is unlike that in any other sport
Can you elaborate?
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>>68728042

When you have an actual argument then reply back but not before. Also you can't buy a free Fox card you incessant idiot.
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>>68727703
>capitalism
>the united states of america

lol no, this is probably the biggest government in human history
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>>68728088
Holy shit dude really? How are you going to negotiate a contract with a company if you're not an employee of the company?

>says fighters should unionize
>knows nothing about how unions work

Welcome to every mma forum.
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You guys ever seen the movie Christine?
The main character looks exactly like Rory.
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>>68728082
Has a decision ever been overturned through appeal in MMA?
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>>68728072
so what? he was touching him more than enough to win the rounds clearly, not his fault alvey made it possible by doing nothing at al
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>>68728147
Arnie CUNTINGHAM
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>>68728105
Actually you can. Buy subscribing to a TV provide that gives me FS1, I'm "buying" the fox cards. Do you even pay for cable? Or does your dad pay for it and sometimes he lets you pick what to watch?
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>>68727564
Back when he used to be a multi-prong threat maybe, but modern Fedor style too predictable I think
He put on a pretty good re-enactment of Aldo vs McGregor with his "leap headfirst into Fabio's firing line" attack
Sad to say that Prime GOAT Fedor is not back, this is my opinion
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https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/744926976922746880

looks like Gus wants the Glover fight
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>>68728088
Because a union is only legally valid if it's made up of employees. ICs can associate, but they don't get the same protection or leverage a union does. If you form a union you can't get fired, whereas if you form an association you can. Also company is forced to bargain with union, not with association. Something along those lines.

>>68728103
For example, in boxing, promoters make less than half of the total revenue (~30%), the rest goes to boxers. In other sports it'll be more like 50/50
In the ufc it's more like 30% to fighters, 70 to promoter
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>>68728153
Not in Nevada.
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>>68728129
>How are you going to negotiate a contract with a company if you're not an employee of the company?

What do you think the fighters sign right now?
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>Schaub poster gets BTFO by Rich Piana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flj_FgV7duQ&feature=youtu.be&t=100
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>>68728182
I... I like this fight!
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>>68728156

He's Cathal Pendred 2.0 and when he fights someone who doesn't throw less than 3 strikes in a round he'll get blown out badly.
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>>68728186
>For example, in boxing, promoters make less than half of the total revenue (~30%), the rest goes to boxers.
But that's not true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbbs5nKXliU

Get back to me when you can use facts and evidence to support your argument instead of lying.
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>>68727460
Nah, it's because there was nothing to talk about. /heem/ is generally slow at around that time anyway. Don't think everyone was off watching shti
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>>68728196
In the context on my comment contract=CBA.

Do you need me to explain what a CBA is?
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>>68728082
>rocked Fedor with a counter but failed to finish
>covered up and stood with his back to the cage for the rest of the fight while hoping for another counter


Fedor looked like shit and anywhere else they might have stopped the fight in the first, but don't expect to win a decision if you literally never step forward or try to attack
>>
>>68728172

>Babby gets his first paycheck

One more chance to come back with a real argument or you hit the bricks pal.
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>>68728186
Lol at the fighters getting 30%, more like 9%.
>>
MMA Hour is live

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11974560/the-mma-hour-with-georges-st-pierre-luke-rockhold-fabricio-werdum
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>>68728293
>hasn't refuted any of my claims
>keeps trying to say i'm the one that's poor
Hilarious.
>>
The UFC business is all about who can move the needle, yes?
Thusly, you should be paid based on your Social Media numbers, as they are a Strong to Very Strong indicator of your drawing power
(Snapchat + Instagram + Twitter + Facebook + MySpace + Baidu + Weibo + Orkut followers) divided by some magic number = your pay to show
No win pay
No K/SOTN bonuses - all finishes get a Guaranteed Bonus; and here's the kicker, the loser gets a bonus for being finished too!
FOTN bonus can stick around, I guess.
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>>68728342
Fuck that Jew
>>
>>68728153
Nick Diaz vs Anderson Silva
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>>68728364
I mean judges decision. Suspensions get reduced all the time, seldom overturned though.
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>>68728359
>not watching the MMA crying hour

currently a black man is crying
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>>68728334
I think that last time an MMA Journalist (so take it all with a grain of salt) crunched the numbers, fighter pay was about 18%. It was probably a Bloody Elbow piece, I'm having no luck finding it again though...
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>>68728364
Do you know what 'appeal' means?
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>>68728359
casual spotted
>>
I love when Zuffa shills talk about business and other garbage. Watch, no one brings up pay int he next thread.
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>>68728182
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>>68728389
Silva won a decision and then it got turned into a no contest you british dork
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>>68728420
I'm gonna bring up Ring Girl Pay in the next thread and you can't stop me
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>>68728346

>Keeps waving his weiner about how he makes money, probably landed his first summer internship
>Bragging about being """"rich"""" on a chinese anime imageboard
>Asserts that paying for free cards will increase fighter pay
>Stupidly thinks that buying PPVs will help someone fighting on free card prelims
>Thinks everyone needs to be a loud mouth wanker to get a decent wage

You blew it. Now it's time to hit the bricks.
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>>68728403
if it's me appealin your head like an orange you fucking twerp
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>>68728182
Do it!!!
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>>68728399
this fag, maybe not this article

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/19/9648588/what-investors-are-being-told-about-ufc-earnings

i think you're talking about him though
>>
True or False.

>Will Brooks will fight for the lightweight title in 2017.
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>>68728499
who is that?
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>>68728521
zuffa babby detected
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>>68728499
Yes
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>>68728450
>is poor
>thinks his poorfag opinion matters to anyone
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>>68728499
Joe Silva will probably throw him pretty deep if he passes Ross Real Deal Pearson
Not sure how far he'll go, sometimes fighters can look like worldbeaters outside UFC and look positively milktoast in the Octagon, so... we'll see
Then again, Eddie Real Deal Alvarez was a wild bar-room brawler in Bellator but then ended up managing to wrestlefuck his way to a UFC shitle tot, so...
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>>68728430
Because he failed a drug test. Maldonado appealed against the decision. Can you not see how different those two situations were? The only appeal there was Diaz, appealing to reduce his suspension, which was granted.
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have any literal who's gotten a title shot and won?
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>>68728499
Probably. He's a better wrestler and athlete than just about the entire top 10 even if he was gifted a decision against Chandler dammit
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>>68728610
Bisping
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>werdum was losing until he lost

mcvaicavalo
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>>68728615
There's a Littoral Who holding a title RIGHT NOW
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>>68728576

>babby's first paycheck
>resorts to ad homs cause he never had a real argument in the first place
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>>68728636
Which decision?
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>>68728660
I'm pulling you into my autism, stop responding or forever remain a dip
>>
beetlejuice vs baba

Wow what a ducking match up

The promotors of Heem 1 know what the fans want
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>>68728683
Sorry for wanting to know things
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>>68728693
With Tan Dan as the referee!
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>>68728699
t. Dip
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>Ben Hothwell.
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Has Rockhold gone on yet?
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>>68728438
They're better paid than NFL cheerleaders, what more do you want?
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I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
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>>68728651
>first paycheck
Do you actually believe that though? I bet I've been with my current employer longer than you've been working. I can prove that I'm not a poorfag. can you?
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>>68728787
>>68728787
>>68728787
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>>68728791
>3 posts early
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>>68728808
just copy paste your entire post you had ready into my thread bro
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>>68728615
Dillashaw
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>>68728590
But brookins hasn't even looked that good on bellator, one reason why I think he was so reluctant to fight there.
Because he'd knew he'd get beat by some no name and lose his ability to go to the UFC.
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>>68727876
50% in tax, 20% managers/trainers
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>>68728234
I can't remember where I got that number from, but here's something I found googling right now
http://ucnlive.com/pitfalls-promoter-john-lepak/
bear in mind it looks like it's coming from a promoter crying about not getting paid enough, but he claims that it's usually less than 20%.

and as far as the video you posted, while there is more disparity in boxing, overall boxers make more.

>>68728334
>>68728399
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/10/20/9547333/what-deutsche-bank-moodys-and-standard-poors-tell-us-about-the-ufc
yeah, I was off by a bit
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>>68711223

Remember what he did to Rogers? That guy would literally rape Lebron with mediu effort.
>>
>>68713874

>jihadi

Huh?
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>>68714642

When did /heem/ become /hm/?
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>>68715447

What's Serena Williams doing there?
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>>68718279
>pig fucker

Remember when insults had to have some relation to reality?

How do Arabs get to fuck pigs you moron, they don't even raise them.
>>
Last for Big Brown.
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