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Pens win
nhl.com
Draft Friday
No canadians allowed
>>68693953
What happened to your leaf?
>>68693986
It fell off. He had a Chinese knockoff flag.
a real human bean
I wish the draft was sooner I'm tired of waiting
>yfwswtc
Good thing the trashers relocated, what would happen if a mass shooting took place at a game?
>>68694032
seriously, your B league teams have real hockey names
At least I still have the Gladiators.
>>68694091
pretty sad that i understood that acronym tbqhwyf
>>68694187
Nice Crosby dubs
>>68694126
What are you even saying
@HeleneStJames
Source: "Not looking great" after latest talks tonight between Thrashers, fan.
>>68694239
He mean the W has better names then the one that LV will pick ya goof.
>>68694100
mass shootings never happened at trasher games anyway
Dad related songs for North American fathers day. Only artists and bands from countries that can play hockey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tbw4PHts9c
tfw i will propably never see Laine play for the hometown again
>>68694344
Good post
>>68694395
I made a tappara coloured laine for u
>>68694395
>a fucking axe
>>68694434
ty i appreciate it
>>68694432
Thank you
>>68694395
You now remember the 2021 CBA lockout
>>68694516
>5 year contract limit
gonna be great tbH
>>68694516
Holy shit he's gonna be in his prime then
>>68694646
>mfw he goes to play for Jokerit in the KHL
>rags
>>68694646
>Barkov and Laine destroy the league
What a time to be an Ilves fan
/hoc/ is in off season mode now right? any clip art pigposting yet?
>>68694344
My dad would have been 54 this month, RIP and F.
One of his favorite bands:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNilsLf6eW4
>>68695083
died a young man
rip
>>68695083
That sucks, sorry to hear that. VIF (Vila I Fred/rest in peace)
Pretty decent track too
>>68695083
rip
you have /hoc/ at least
and probably lots of money too
he had shit taste in music anyway
>>68695083
F my Mongolian friend.
>>68695083
He had good taste, anon.
F
Are we watching the nba final, gamethread here ?!
>>68695327
As much of a faggot lebron is I seriously hope he cucks curry.
post some really dank pigs
>>68695327
Like a /hoc/ NBA gamethread? Someone should try making one. If the Euros get to have their own NFL gamethread why can we?
>>68695327
Literally who cares about that squeaky rigged bullshit
>>68695369
We had like 8 unique posters in our playoff game threads. Would be dead.
>>68695119
Yeah, seven years ago. Cancer a shit.
>>68695277
>>68695318
Rush is one of the GOAT
>>68693930
reminds me of a piece of "art" that was in my town
>>68695083
My condolences family.
>>68695629
Nice Draisaitl's
>>68695629
what the heck
>>68695683
2deep
this one has been in Finland
>>68695629
Burn this pls
Comfy
>joe buck on sunday for the us open
>>68695629
Fitting.
>>68695708
I've sat on that ducks head :{D
Also, Puljujärvi is likable like a dog is. Just look at his wide smile after each answer here http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/meet-future-jesse-puljujarvi/
He is so awesome
>>68695825
>I want play same style of Malkin
didn't think I could already hate him more
>>68695825
i love pulju
>cute
>elite
>northerner
>big
>plays for my team
>cute
i just love him so much
>>68695896
why are flyers fags always so mad? does that city just have it in the air
I want to start the only all-Finnish NHL team. Every person involved from the owner to the janitors will be Finnish.
>>68695936
Is not that city a shithole
>>68696016
then you're not allowed you dumb faggot
>>68696053
I'm of Finnish blood. I emigrated to the US about ten years ago.
>rags
STROMBO OUT
MACLEAN IN
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>manlets
>>68696087
Nobody cares then you're just some faggot that wants to talk about muh heritage in a hockey thread. Bet you came over before you were 5 you hoser
>>68696274
I feel bad for Strombo 2bh, he was doing his best with the shit they gave him
What the fuck are we supposed to do now?
>>68696480
Watch NBA and chat about it here. Thats what im doing whether you DUmbos like it or not
>>68696480
shitpost and wait just like every year
>>68696480
now we play the waiting game
>>68696419
nah fuck strombo desu
should never have taken the job, he doesnt know shit about hockey. his show was based tho
>>68696508
what do we wait
>>68696527
He was a casualty of the supporting cast, who the fuck wants to listen to kipper and hrudey or the human interest 2nd period lady? It was destined to fail.
>>68696480
Wait until the rewards ceremony
>>68693930
WHAT IS IT
>>68696480
watch the us open with me
>>68696585
the waiting
RON
O
N
>>68696720
No he was a casualty of being the host of a sports show and being a metrosexual manlet who doesn't even like the sport
He tried, he sucked
buying my pens championship gear now, what's the difference between a fitted hat and a flex fit hat?
>>68696930
Flex fit has that curved bill and a flexible elastic fit around your head. Fitted hat is stiffer both around your head and in the bill.
>>68696810
Well it was stupid to bring a guy who doesn't understand the game of hockey to host it. Maclean was based idk why he ever was removed.
>>68697164
thank you sounds like flex fit is the one I like
>>68697221
Can your country stop memeing for one fucking second?
>>68697221
if I'm riding a one speed bike not trying to go fast a girls bike is more comfy desu
>>68697215
I think it had to do with ron not getting along with bettjew
>>68697322
>>68697215
This interview where he asked that dirty heeb about his precious sunbelt teams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pu16my8Ab0&ab_channel=PhilBonomo
>mad
>at 10,000 lakes
Also did anyone here ever use the RBK o-stick. Holy shit was that awful
>minneshota
What's next for him?
>>68697539
Eating hot dog at Team USA's games in Toronto.
>>68697539
Rocket richard and Penguins captaincy
Scrivens
>dat USA chant
>>68696930
I don't wear cap anymore, but I might get this one.
>>68697459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVaaNTnm42s
>>68697823
I'm gettin this one. I need a new gray hat anyway
>the /nba/ general has their own smelly grease
top laugh
unless its the same fuck
>>68697995
it's not me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZyUgiCRzrk
>american first overall
id be worried if i was toronto fans
>dipietro
>berard
>johnson
>lawton
4/6 have been monumental busts
>>68698196
berard was a pretty decent defenseman for a while. But shouldnt have gone first overall
>>68696274
ROGERS DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME
wow what a draft
>>68698464
now we just need coaches corner during both intermissions and hnic just might be, dare i say it lads, back!
Is Detroit really that good at drafting?
Is the 2003 draft the best draft in history?
>>68698606
someone last year wrote a blog that compared all teams drafting since the lockout and iirc detroit wasnt that good, just a couple meme players from later rounds makes everyone think they are good
>>68698743
A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!
>>68698782
Now this is shitposting
So many 3 step fouls and lazy defending from James, wtheck
>>68698991
wrong thread faggot lips
>>68698991
>apehoop
>>68699322
this hoopz game is more interestoing than that shitty boring fiasco of a pongs shorks series
>>68699372
objectively false
Are we rooting for Cleveland
>>68699485
I just want the fucking series to end.
>>68699372
if only /sp/ had an nba general thread where you could go talk about it with actual fans
>>68699485
yes because I do not like repeats and sports talks shows want me to give a shit about curry's faggot wife and daughter so I hate him
>>68699534
if only canada would just fuck off and let us have fun
>>68699769
go have fun in the right thread you fucking beaner piece of fucking shit
>>68699769
>discussing cuckball in a hockey thread is fun
absolutely embarassing
>>68699870
FUCKING REKT
WILL HE MANAGE?
>>68695919
can't wait for him to bust
>>68699870
this is your typical neo/sp poster that thinks generals are good
>>68699917
ayyy fucking delet this
>>68699917
You dont even need to alter his face to make him look like a mong
>>68700030
i didn't alter anything
>>68699922
they might not be good but they serve a purpose you fucking spic retard
>>68700251
stop fucking with his face making him look ugly, stop
>>68700405
>vanpooper
>>68700405
>rags
>mfw /hoc/ isnt producing memes
havent seen a single decent one this season. you cucks have lost your touch
>>68700262
I purpose that I don't follow the rules for because I came here for fun you fucking faggot there's no hockey to talk about so fite me
>>68700577
this one is decent>>68700620
>>68700313
I'm fixing him
>>68700620
>pulljo paerde
Who is the LeBron James of hockey?
>>68700735
Spurdo Spaerde
>>68700735
Sidney Crosby
>>68700821
that was my serious choice
can you believe it?
high fiiiiiiiiiiive
>>68700651
wow fucking learn how to speak english, pedro
Greece needs to fuck off.
>>68700905
I'm typing you whore not speaking. Learn more than one verb you cock sucking faggot.
>>68700950
greece needs to get her fuck on with your mom
>>68700735
>arguably top 10 player on a team that has never won in history traded away to another team where they won a championship only to come back to the original team and fail to win a championship there
I don't think this exists.
>>68700735
Carey Price
>>68701011
LeBron left in free agency he wasn't traded.
>>68700956
good god youre a fucking retard
>>68700950
>not having grease filtered
if you're going to be an idiot, at least respond to her posts so I don't see you either
>>68701031
I can kind of see that, in the sense that Lebron improves the team around him which are usually a bunch of nobodies.
>>68701124
>her
>>68701116
not an argument
>>68700735
PK Subban
Ovechkin is the closest thing the NHL has to LeBron.
>>68697426
Holy fuck Ron is amazing
we need a few players to get into off-season legal trouble for some fresh memes
>>68701341
He he he.
>>68701341
he'd have to come back to the leafs first
do you people not have dads
>>68694091
when I was a senior in high school in Boston he banged some sloot I knew in a bar kitchen while she was on her period, literally pulled her tampon out and raw dogged her
>>68701290
the draft hasnt even happened yet, just fucking wait a week for the offseason to really start
i suspect the first meme will be colombus passing on pulju
>>68701399
sean BTFO
>>68701399
My dad died. I went to his grave today.
>>68701399
my dad hates me
>>68701399
Do you? Showing your ass to sweaty neckbeards on the internet is something I'd expect from a girl with daddy issues.
>>68701549
i don't like my dad, but he likes me
had to go out to eat with him and shit
>>68701488
>sean
>>68701570
kek
kippy fucking btfo
>>68701282
Bettman was so triggered. Watching that slimy pile of garbage squirm is so fucking awesome
>>68701616
My dad died of pancreatic cancer, anon.
>>68701399
Does your dad know your butt is a meme?
>>68701662
we know sean
>>68701399
my dad transitioned into a beautiful woman 2 years ago, he is now my mother whom I love very dearly
>>68701662
:(
when did he know he got cancer?
>>68701792
Are you a Kardashian?
>>68701792
dont make me say it
>>68701758
I'm not Sean you loser.
>>68701807
About three years ago. He died about 8 months after diagnosis.
>>68701705
>Amerigo Vespucci (Italian pronunciation: [ameˈriːɡo vesˈputtʃi]; March 9, 1454 – February 22, 1512) was an Italian explorer, financier, navigator and cartographer who first demonstrated that Brazil and the West Indies did not represent Asia's eastern outskirts as initially conjectured from Columbus' voyages, but instead constituted an entirely separate landmass hitherto unknown to Old Worlders. Colloquially referred to as the New World, this second super continent came to be termed "America", deriving its name from Americus, the Latin version of Vespucci's first name.
we were so close to literally being named Ameriga :(
>>68701792
kim?
>>68701897
He's just egging you on, leaf man.
>>68701916
yes you fucking are you indian fuck. I know you were behind enemy lines too you asshat
>>68701983
>autism
someone's dad died of cancer... please have some respect...
thanks
>>68702053
>tfw fransesco aquilini will never die of pancreatic cancer
>>68702053
I just miss sean it was so fun no matter how big of a faggot he was he made it good
>>68701970
yeah i'm surprised he fell for that weak bait considering this is meme general
but
>there are people out there who have actually had that shit happen to them
shit like that makes me sympathize with muslim honor killings a little more
>>68702140
People referencing my meme isn't exactly falling for it, my man
I enjoy it
I liked that samsung time commercial
>>68702137
feely wheelies
i wish jimmy pattison would own our team
>>68702251
i've experienced way too much genuine americaitlyn posting from leafs to assume that it can ever be tongue-in-cheek
>>68701112
technically sign and trade
>>68702455
typical greedy nigger all about his CASH YO rather than winning
FUCK FINLAND YOU RACIST PRICKS
>>68702586
this ameritcaitlyn poster really wants to turn this thread into /int/ everyday I don't understand why he doesn't just post on /int/
>>68702630
You're really obsessed with him IMO. You know more than one phone exists right?
>>68702725
>1 year lost
doggo is deaddo
>>68702768
I refuse to believe it. He's out there somewhere.
Hey guys, I'm pretty bored rn. Looking for a couple (You)s.
>>68702832
here u go it's hot n ready 4 u.
>>68702887
>hot n ready
craving for some lil caesar's rn
>>68702937
Tell me about Kippers, why does he wear the trip?
yeah this is much better than the apehoop conversation
>>68702887
Thanks family, right back at (You).
Also nice Crosby dubs
This cheap shit ain't too bad
Side note: posting on my phone and it says I'm banned from a /co/ post and I've never posted there. Gonna go find that nerd near me
>>68702961
>he
>>68703199
yeah that shit is hilarious, one time i was shitposting while waiting for someone at a starbucks and someone got banned on /tv/ for interracial porn spam
>>68703199
I'm seriously drinking a bottle of Wild Irish Rose hoping I black out.
>>68703199
but what was the post
>>68703381
you depressed or some shit fa m?
>>68703199
I'm from Canada and have never seen this
>>68703500
No I'm broke.
>>68703199
>>68703366
>roommate pisses me off
>I know he loves to post on /a/
>intentionally get a 3 day ban from /a/
>>68703430
I reset my IP before checking but it was for racism and knowing that nigger mod redwood always lurks /co/ it was probably just someone saying the word nigger
>>68703366
I'm at my parents beach house doing some work on it so it's probably some fag on vacation with nothing to do
>>68703381
cheers
>>68703199
>not the GOAT
>>68703554
doing the lord's work, anon
>>68703552
so am i but i dont get blacked out on a sunday night
>>68703594
>never posted on /co/
>knows the mod
Nice try you've been outed faggot
>>68703718
Bum wine just fucks me up. I'm able to drink pretty heavily but that shit just ruins me.
>>68703742
I lurk /qa/ a lot
>>68703742
>the mod
mods are all global they are not assigned
Stop talking about booze please I'm trying to resist the urge tonight
>>68703820
Then how do you know he lurks /co/
>>68703664
Best part is other than /a/ we post on the same boards, so he can't retaliate
who here want lebron to win tonight just so sh0rks fans can be butthurt from another team of theirs losing in the finals this year? :^)
What are the chances Matthews busts? Seriously?
>>68704097
I just want the series to be over so I don't have to see basketball threads all over /sp/
>>68704166
They're better than divegrass threads to be honest
>>68704097
why do you hate shokes fans so much
"at least we won some other sport" isn't really an argument
how close is golden state and san jose anyways?
>>68704249
less than an hour. shark fans = golden state fans = raider fans. only thing else to do up there is pester phillapeno and mexican hipsters at starbucks and methamphetamine
>>68704391
I'm a Raiders fan who hates the Warriors and Sharks though.
>>68704445
post skin color and proof
>>68704445
fuck u too nigga
>>68704166
>basketball
>defense is mostly just for show
>games regularly make it to 100+ points
>fans chant defense dozens of times during a game
>hockey
>game where teams are regularly built from the goalline out with big money paid out to defensive centers and defensemen
>never once heard anyone chant defense during any point of a game ever
are hoop fans the most autistic in the land?
>All public wifi spots in downtown Toronto are banned from /sp/
>>68704519
Deepak BTFO.
>>68704445
A's/Shorksfag here waiting for the Seals to never return.
>>68704220
>>68703967
lel there's cartoon porn right below you you might be ok
>>68704445
are you a cuck who is still a raider fan that lives in southern beanerfornia?
>>68704519
sean used them all up.
he probably walked around downtown shitposting all day that homeless hindu
>>68704519
I can't post from my phone unless I'm on wifi. I think rogers range IP banned posting on 4chan. Fucking scumbags.
>>68704519
>all those proxies he ruined too
>>68704563
I only care about the A's and the Raiders. All other sports fuck off.
>>68704586
No I moved to the South a couple of years ago.
>>68704621
>their country doesn't have freedom of speech
>>68704628
waiting for proof of skin color
>>68704621
>I think rogers range IP banned posting on 4chan
That makes no sense.
>>68704802
he's just new
>>68704800
I'm half-tree nigger, half white. I don't have a camera on me.
>>68704802
Then explain to me why it says my ISP prevents me
>>68704903
are you the black stors fan
>>68704930
sean
>>68704935
No I'm a Bolts fan because my city's team left and I shitpost about it all the time.
>>68704989
>9gag.com
I'm watching a Canadian show called the Baroness Von Sketch Show
Will report back on Canadian humor
>>68705050
>this new
>>68705008
You saw it here first guys sandwich posters are black. Also /sp/ has 2 black hockey "fans" that are both in the sun belt
>>68704989
booohooo this guy keeps /int/posting what a mean jerk bawwwwwwwwwww
>>68705097
>I-I was only pretending it's 9gag
>I-It's an old meme you wouldn't even get it
>>68705115
I'm native American, not black.
>>68705143
>he actually thinks it's 9gag and wasn't just put in there to bait new retards like yourself
>>68704506
Basketball is a simple sport for simple people
>>68704935
>>68705199
>calls people new
>thinks he's old
hurr durr awesome b8
>>68705232
>calls people new by insinuation
>falls for the 9gag trick
>>68705186
Then whyd you say you're a tree nigger I don't understand how that means injun
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>68705292
>/int/posting on /sp/ when flags exist now
>le ebin 9gag trick
oh look you called him a cuck too hilarious how low quality your shitposting is. you couldn't come up with anything better than cuck?
>>68705299
Maybe he meant to say teepee nigger but autocorrect switched it to tree
>>68705435
>tripfaggot
>on /hoc/
dont you have any lysol you could be drinking?
>>68705232
alright, make sure to copy paste the 9gag watermark onto all images from now on bros
>>68700405
What years? All time?
>>68705435
Injuns don't have shit to do with trees either. Do you guys not even understand jokes?
>>68705522
>>68705540
Sorry I left it on. Forgive me please.
>>68705522
This triggers the Kippers
>>68705581
Doesn't explain your stupid tree thing. Now explain your stupid tree thing
>>68705659
It's an /int/ joke I think.
>>68705659
Injuns used to live in places with trees. I.e. the Southeast
>>68705659
they worship trees and nature n shit
>>68705659
tom hardy says it in revenant when talking about natives
>>68705693
>>68705708
Oh. It's not funny and doesn't make sense.
>>68705841
Should be wind niggers for pocahontas color of the winds
>>68705908
tom hardy can get it
>>68705008
three including me f@m
>>68705940
You aren't very bright are you
>>68705908
Thank you.
>>68705988
meant to reply to>>68705115
>>68706077
go pick some oranges
>yfw torts and poopoo hold the cup above their heads and skate around the ice while holding hands
>>68706116
>rags
>>68694100
All 5 fans would have died.
>>68694100
That's why i feel safe going to games in southern california. We have been screening for guns for decades down here
>>68705395
Select my post that said cuck
tie game 2 minutes left in apehoop game 7 not bad
>>68706633
It's just a fucking joke of a sport, lol.
>>68706883
second game I'm watching all year of basketball but its hard not to enjoy a game 7
>nignog rolling around on the floor crying
lmao this is some dive grass shit
holy shit Cleveland won a thing. they're no longer worse than the laffs
>>68707645
>win 73 regular season games
>don't win a ring
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
Based /hoc/ nignog dribblejog fallout shelter
>>68708040
its the 18-1 of apehoop this is awesome
holy fuck literally nobody watched the NHL finals, it couldn't even beat out shit like family guy reruns
what went wrong?
>>68708632
Two shitty teams and virtually no competition.
uhh
is curry like ovechkin?
this guy keeps shooting 3's and keep missing with a few minutes left
he could passed it to his team mates for easy 2's, but he kept chucking 3's and missing wide
reminds me of le shoot from the left side man
>>68708632
like homeboy above me said, if it was kings/bruins or something it would have had massive numbers
>>68708863
gs was just mind fucked the last 5 mins of the game
kept chuckin threes and couldnt even get a layup without getting lebron'd
they fully deserve the loss desu
>>68708632
>one sunbelt team
>one tiny fanbase
"grow the game"
SAN JOSE SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BTFO
>make 2 finals
>lose both
>>68708632
>caring about Americans not watching hockey
They can have cuckhoop
damn
tfw all my friends who are hockey fans and NEVER watch an nba game all season texted me "did you see that game???"
and these hockey "fans" didn't even pay attention to the nhl playoffs
yet more of them watch this nba finals games
>>68709895
who cares you fucking negative nancy
>>68709895
your friends just got BLACKED
>>68709895
>willingly watching the Crosbywinslol episode
>>68709895
All your friends are dirty skanks
>>68710060
it just made me angry that the nba has a bigger casual fanbase than the nhl
even hockey fans pay more attention to the nba finals than the hockey finals
Post yfw Parise wins one for da sota next year
>>68710322
they're guys, girls don't like sports that much
>>68710357
hopefully it's just game 7 that got better ratings because every apehoop game was a blowout except for this one that came down to the last minute. most of the games in the stanley cup finals were 1 goalers until the very end
>>68710357
I only watched the past 3-4 games in this NBA finals, but yeah once the Broons shit the bed I was way too triggered to be bothered with NHL playoffs
>>68710482
his career is over
good thing he has all that money
>>68709895
>nhl wanting the basketball/football/baseball audience
thanks bettman
>>68710648
Kipshit btfo
>>68710643
we need fans, ever since nux/bruins, all the finals have been dropping lower and lower
>>68710795
thats because every "fan" in canada is a fairweather faggot that only watches their team and there's so fucking many of them
>yfw stamkos signs with the red wings
>>68710923
Why would he do that
>>68710795
no, we need teams in good markets to stop fucking coasting and deliver a reasonable product
>>68710795
So you're saying more sunbelt teams?
>>68710908
>this flag
>this post
WEW
>>68710908
i think ratings separate the canadian/americans audiences
there's no way the 2011 finals ratings included the 30% of canadians tuning in
hey guys, looks like every non apehoop general got purged in the spam except us and they're just reappearing now. thats pretty cool that we survive
what happened to bean man lads?
>>68711004
no, we need teams like the kings/sharks to have fans BEFORE they even win a cup, and not jump off the bandwagon AFTER they lose in the playoffs
>>68711058
well I have no idea what ratings you're talking about but I know this year Canada had the fewest people watching ever in the second round and I doubt it improved.
the penguins have had the highest market capitalization of all American teams for 10 years so you have to blame Commiefornia and other fairweather faggots I guess.
>>68711278
Shut the fuck up already.
>>68711278
I'm surprised, but usually there's also at least one canadian team in the 2nd round, or at least a close to canada team (something like detroit)
all the 1st round upsets probably killed all the canadian bandwagoners
>>68711444
to be fair the American markets did really bad for a ton of the series as well. pittsburgh, washington, philly, new york, boston, buffalo, and detroit plus the current blackhawks/kongs bandwagons drive the american ratings and only pittsburgh had any success so everyone stopped watching.
I don't know the stats for Minnesota but I assume they do pretty well too I guess
You stupid fucks have to post so we don't get pruned because of apehoop
>>68712569
Contribootin
i have nothing to post
I'm ready for the Bolts to do okay.
espn2 has the "celebrations" on it. looks fairly normal and white so far but they have shown nignogs climbing over busses and espn just said a firetruck might have been stolen. maybe stay tuned for riot
/loganbrown/ bros, ww@?
>>68697459
>10,000 small lakes
>not 5 Great ones.
Post Bills to save the thread.
>>68712818
what a top tier drainage basin tbH
>>68712808
FUCK OFF
dubois or trade down for a second for Juolevi or Jake Bean for the memes
>>68712763
>bishop traded to calgary
>bishop memes the flim flams to the scf
>vasy memes the lightning to the scf
>the lightning win in 5 OT of game 7 and bishop poos himself on the ice
>calgary folds
>>68712912
>not trading up for poooopeepeeinajarvi for the ULTIMATE memes
dim jim wwants 6'6" gritty meat potatoey logan brown
>>68712904
I have peed in lake michigan, erie, and ontario.
who is the kirill kabanov of the 2016 draft?
How bad will the Canucks be this season? Are we talking really shitty or just ehh shitty?
>>68713090
I can see them drop below the Sabres.
>>68713029
kiril wuz here is GOAT
too bad we banned dat shit
>>68712904
RIP Edmund Fitzgerald
>>68712704
Thanks bean
>>68713090
Really shitty. Going to be worse though oce jim locks some random vet forward to a multi year deal for too much money and fuck the cap over for the next five years and then the sedins retire and they have absolutley fucking nothing.
>>68713090
bottom ten IMO
>>68713348
wow you bet on 33% odds what a man
>>68713339
we're gonna get loocheech brah 8x8
>>68713445
>thinking thats how odds work
>>68713445
I didn't realize this was the massive faggot general
>>68712904
brits should have got northern michigan, shit negotiators
>>68713547
everyone knows they'll be bottom 15 and likely bottom 10, so you saying bottom 10 is worthless. he was asking will they be bottom 3 or will they be slightly less awful. you answered "maybe"
>>68713735
I meant bottom ten as in around tenth in the standings. Sorry it triggered your assbergers.
>>68713897
the bottom ten means ten and under you fucking retard. the bottom ten does not mean 8-12.
>>68713897
Sorry you don't know English
>>68714049
>>68714116
>getting this asspained about semantics
go outside or something lmao
>>68714216
>be vague
>get called out on it
>"haha triggered nerds!"
canada please, we are trying to meme not bicker, you fucked up and should have just said "my bad I made it unclear"
>>68714216
I am actually. Sorry you don't know bottom ten means less than 11
>>68714359
>mad at vagueness
seriously you should take a break this shouldn't anger a rational person. you might have mental problems
>yfwswtc
The Sabres will make the playoffs this season.
>>68709602
And i thought Ottawa was bad for getting to both the NASL and CFL finals last year and losing both.
>>68709895
I honestly couldn't give a shit about pitts winning the cup desu, I really don't like crosby
would've been nice if the shorks won the cup, but the way the pens got there felt so boring and underserved
>Canada telling people to go outside
>snes are currently making the playoffs once every two years
>didn't make it this year
You know what that means, folks. Who are the remaining 15 teams that will make the playoofs next season?
>>68715208
You in charge of forward slashes
Think based Grapes helped get Ron his job back? I like to think he told rogers
>Ron gets his job back, or I'll say back to you George Stroganoffausas every Coach's Corner
>>68715081
There's like 17 hours of daylight minimum in Canada right now.
>>68715576
he's probably absolutely corked right now, and i'm pretty sure we encourage drunk memers in this general
>>68715922
And you spend it all inside? Why aren't you at a beach?
>>68715926
LOL yeah why else would I go in shark water naked alone
>>68715979
Check my flag
>>68714602
>>68715082
>generational_meat.webm
>>68716070
and you spend all day inside? why aren't you at a beach?
>>68713090
bottom 5 desu
t. cantpucks fan
>>68707645
Toronto wasn't close to Cleveland in championship drought. Jays won in '93.
>yfw Galchenyuk wins one for da home and native land
>>68716224
Yeah, but the laffs are now the biggest losers if the Browns can get their shit together.
>>68716224
Where did that post mention Toronto?
>>68714518
the best part is the guy you're replying to is a pongs fan, he must have mental issues to be that buttmad when his team just won lmfao
>>68716270
>Who are the Chicago Cubs
>>68716351
I was just joking with you. Now those guys are losers.
>>68716282
Well he was noting that Cleveland 'won a thing', then he mentions the >laffs, but that's different since they belong to a city that's won championships in another sport. Cleveland had literally nothing until now.
What is the city that takes over for them in terms of not having anything? Buffalo?
>1967 was 50 years ago
;_____;
>>68716650
Well technically no, not until next June
>>68716197
WHY R U SO VAUGE
U FUKKEN RETARD
>>68716247
would be a truly glorious feel
>>68716247
babby ice cream
for
babby player
with
babby dick
>>68713090
Honestly it's hard to say. Based on Benning's comments after the Gudbranson trade do we not think he'll at least try to load up during free agency and make more shitty trades to "improve" the team? It might just be that they'll be similar to Colorado or Winnipeg, stay in the race as pretenders but ultimately end up in no man's land drafting like 8th-10th or something.
>>68716799
A chink is one to talk about a baby dick. Stop being such a hypocrite you smelly hongcouverite
>>68716799
Do you ever stop thinking about dicks you dirty slut?
>>68716593
yep all it mentions is that clevelan's losing is less than the laffs. you are so butthurt that you had to include all of toronto to somehow make you feel better about the hundreds and probably thousands of dollars you have wasted on the laffs.
sad how you immediately started to defend a city rather than the team mentioned
>>68716856
>>68716863
How can kippers routinely get so absolutely btfo? Careful though fellows, she might give you a warning and delete your post>>68716863
>>68716945
Now this is autism
>>68716710
Close enough. Stop buying tickets or jerseys, please I'm fucking begging you. My dad is on his death bed and its likely he won't see anything if this rate continues. Please bro.
>>68716945
The comparison made no logical sense, do you understand logic Jamal? Is that something they teach you in your underfunded schools?
>>68716945
>>68717047
>clevelan's losing is less than the laffs
pure unbridled autism
>>68717104
>cleveland's loss streak is less than the laffs
BUT THE BLUE JAYS WON
yeah you can't read I don't care how many times you respond
>It's an autistic shitfit episode
So comfy.
>>68716820
Blame the Sedins. While they stick around the management feels forced to try and put together somewhat of a decent team. It's also impossible to trade them because they won't let go of each others hand. Best case scenario is that one or both of them get a long term injury next season that leads to their premature retirement. Then the team can focus on a serious rebuild. They should be able to get a decent top 6 prospect this draft and maybe a top line guy next year. Add that to the fact that Vancouver is a relatively nice place to live and play, compared to other Canadian rival rebuilds, and you have plenty of reasons to feel optimistic.
>mfw Parise wins one for da sota
>>68716247
Right, because Tampa surely proved that small manlet forwards can win against actual men...
>>68717297
>episode
no
>argument
>So comfy.
also no
this is why phone posters should be banned.
>>68717402
Laughing is pretty comfy and that's what the rest of us are doing sperglord
>>68717468
yeah just change the meaning why not? this board is overrun by divegrass since everyone else posts in generals so might as well accept nothing old exists anymore
Ramsey dies
Ramsey dies
Ramsay dies
Ramsay dies
>>68717266
You're comparing a city that just ended its city-wide championship drought to an individual NHL team in the >Laffs. Literally no one else in the entire world reached to make that connection - you are exceptionally autistic.
>>68717523
>watching plebs the show
>>68717523
Just saying he dies doesn't really do it justice fampai
>>68717468
Don't reply to that autist, I'm not even meme-ing when I say he might actually be mentally deranged. Same poster that this guy is referring to here >>68714518
>>68717544
Well it was a conversation in /hoc/ 2 days ago but whatever you say laffs fag
>>68717581
No it's not. Quick call me an Ameritcaitlyn
goodnight mad canadians. good morning yuros awakening see you soon
>>68717587
>being on here enough to know that
seek help you autistic cunt
>>68717705
Sorry I was in this thread at a time you weren't? I'm sure you're Jesus
>>68717636
I'm not the guy who say that, but Americaitlyn doesn't begin to describe how autistic you are regardless
>>68717751
well calling someone a tranny is different than calling someone autistic so you're right.
>>68717794
when even another american poster calls out the autism of one of your posts instead of joining in on >laffs...
that's the point when you really need to just stop posting and shitting up the thread
I really wonder why this one american is so butthurt all the time. Is he legit autistic? Is he an alcoholic?
Who knows
>>68717859
>I'm a laffs fag so you need to stop making fun of me please
>l-look it bothers other people too
>>68717883
Post a picture so we can see its you on your iPhone like always
>>68717883
>muh /int/ shit
>>68717883
I'm an autistic alcoholic and I'm not as butthurt as he is.
Pick one
>tfw 3 more years untill mcdavid can come back and win one for da six
Im starting to see this off season will be all of the high school tranadian and /int/ posting with none of the memes. i cant believe i may actually have to leave this place until next season but this is /trash/ level posting
>>68717975
I don't think McDavid alone can save you m8.
>>68717937
Well thanks for ruining the fun. Like I said before the same iPhag is here every night trying to start this shit and its easy to keep him going. almost 1030 time to go out
>>68718002
you realize there are multiple posters that you seem to think is just one correct? multiple posters think you're a total autist, not just canadians either
>>68718002
>only one person posts from a phone
I am being completely honest with you when I say you need some sort of mental help
>>68718002
Wait, you weren't already drunk when you made some of these autistic fucking posts? Holy shit KEK
>1 hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zvEO61t3fQ
>>68720146
damn. that sounds like what plays when you're going into intermission and you're behind
>>68720938
We did it reddit
Good night /hoc/.
Good night sweet prince.
good morning spee
>>68701011
Ovi will do it
>>68721802
nice pulju
>>68722229
posting new puljus
>>68722368
Is pulju a crossdresser
whats with those pantsu
FLIM
FLAM
DONG
DINGO-MINGOS
>>68722445
R A R E PULJU
A
R
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Shhh, Pulju is sleeping
>>68722551
i'm going to be so sad when he busts
>>68698606
>>68700405
>used to be one of the elite NHL teams
>now they have no future
>>68722638
No prospects
No elite players
No top draft picks
>>68722682
>best player is over 40
o n e h o u r
n
e
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>>68723257
what
Thanks for killing /hoc/ Shitguins
are you a boy or a girl
>>68722561
It's so bad he is missing so much training this summer. Don't expect him to do very much early next season desu
>>68722561
Also can someone put /hoc/ into the phone screen
Re-drafting the 2011 draft.
1. Gaudreau
2. Landeskog
3. Saad
4. Kucherov
5. Huberdeau
6. Palat
7. RNH
8. Couturier
9. Gibson
10. Hamilton
Argue
Re-drafting the 2006 draft.
1. Toews
2. Bäckström
3. Giroux
4. Kessel
5. J. Staal
6. Lucic
7. Marchand
8. Little
9. Brassard
10. Varlamov
Argue
>>68723414
>staal and lucic over marchand
>>68723384
This is horrible
>>68723414
This is reasonable
>>68723384
>>68723414
Autism
>>68723414
I would take Giroux over backstrom to be honest but that's simply splitting hairs. I would put them in basically the same category.
>5 days for calling redwood a nigger
WELL YOU ARE A NIGGER YOU IDIOT
>>68724160
I will not post in a thread you make
>>68724212
>>68724212
Here you go family
>>68724181
>>68724220
fug i made one too, but use this
>>68704621
Apparently someone near me shitpost porn on /v/ constantly so I can never phone post. Also on Rogers.
>>68716593
Minnesota?
