Official US Open @ Oakmont Final Round Thread
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Some Irish fella on top atm.
Coverage on FS1 and Fox
Will this guy spill his spaghetti in the final round? I've never even heard of him.
Let's go dj
fox broadcasters...at least it isn't joe buck
>>68680844
I got some bad news for you anon
>pink driver
Jesus Christ, Bubba.
Who's this Jizz Juggler with the commentators?
>>68681939
I don't know, but those tits and ass are phenomenal
Holy shit this fox commentary team is god awful
Why is Spieth so shit this week?
How many times will the cocaine man find the white powder in his final round choke?
>>68677741
>>68677850
>>68676844
>he didn't cash out
>>68681636
is this your first golf tournament?
>>68682096
It's the shit show that is Fox. It's suffering
>>68682523
>desperately seeking validation
>>68682523
That would mean more posters but compare this thread to the Day4 masters thread.
>>68682392
JUST CASH MY SHIT OUT
>people actually scoring low
USGA on suicide watch
how's tiger doing
>Fox showing an interview with DJ where the questions they ask him are visibly pissing him off.
>Spieth
>>68682411
>is this your first golf tournament?
I'm a pretty new fan, yeah. Does he always use a pink driver?
>>68680844
Just you wait. It'll be Joe Buck in the end.
>>68682523
Just be glad anyone is posting in this thread.
>>68683878
yes.
>>68683520
having karmic back spasms on a private beach with a slew of bitches. you win some you lose some
>>68685370
I am surprised cases like Tigger don't happen more often in pro sports
>>68685484
well, there is a fair share of womanizers in pro sports but rarely does it happen to the poster boy of their respective sport. sucks he had to go down that way but he got what he deserved.
>iron from the tee
>land in bunker
The absolute mad man
>>68683743
J U S T
Am I the only one that likes Fox?
>based shot-tracer
>based slag anouncers
>>68686187
shot tracer isn't exclusive to fox. it's a ton better than last years shit show, but still can't hold a flame to cbs.
The meme magic is strong with this Koepka kid
>>68686187
>god awful commentary
>that stupid green speed UI they put up
Even ESPN's coverage with Chris Berman is better than this
>>68686303
Fun to watch someone on a tear like that. Might see a new record set
>World number 1 Jason Day
Your coverage could be worse. German commentary is just a single dude sitting in a cuckshed and fapping to UK Skyfeed.
>>68686459
>the state of German golf post Martin Kaymer
>>68686416
Fox is obsessed with him too. Fuck Day, show more Koepka. Christ they just had a 30sec shot of him standing around talking to his caddie instead of showing golf.
Who /Landry/ here?
>>68686586
Anyone but DeChambeau
>>68686518
Langer will win another major at 85
Why does /sp/ only care about golf when Spieth is in contention?
>>68686518
What happened to him?
>>68686910
Front running casual memelords
LETS GO DJ
WESTWOOD IS A KEK
>>68686910
Majors without Spieth is like NBA finals without Lebron
>that mashed opening drive
DJ is based
>>68687330
oh get the fuck out you fucking millennial
>>68687447
>Implying there's anyone here over the age of 30
>>68687591
I just turned 30
>Irish "Athletes"
>>68686586
shaaaaank
What is Lowry gonna shoot, lads?
77?
A couple of literal whos and the GOAT chokers are in contention
This is going to be a wild day
I'm rooting for cocaine master Dustin Johnson
>>68687847
yeah, i'm rooting for my fellow south carolinian
Someone post a live stream, just moved and no tv until tomorrow
>>68687847
how badly do you think Garcia is gonna choke?
>>68687847
Lowry isn't unknown. I watched him win the Bridgestone last year. He had some amazing crazy shots to finish that one up.
>>68688001
He will collapse, but nothing crazy.
If he was actually leading it would be colossal collapse.
>>68688088
True, i have seen his name high up on the leaderboards from time to time.
He is also a fat ass which makes me recognize him all the time.
He has a cutie wife though so i wouldn't be too mad if he won.
That freeway in the middle of the course is uncomfy
DJ only 2 back now
>>68689562
i would love to see him win one. this lines for you, DJ
DJ finds the blow!
Into the church pews he goes.
>tune in
>some fatass is leading
nice 'sport'
>>68690113
nice 'meme'
>>68689698
I'd love to see Johnson, Garcia and Lee Westwood make it to a three way playoff in which none of the three can put it away, keeping the other two perpetually in contention.
Man there's more cursing here than any other sport
>dustin tee off
>second of no sound
>"shit"
Is Rory the biggest fraud in golf?
>>68688669
Top lad
based lowry you got this.
bring one home to the sheep fuckers
>missing a 3 foot par putt by 15 feet
>Dustin Johnson's putt on 5
>Bestwood they said
>>68691370
Spieth
Jesus DJ, stop memeing
>>68686187
joe buck isn't actually too terrible at announcing golf; it matches his speed pretty well.
curtis strange is going ok. much more charismatic than greg norman.
brad faxon is hit and miss.
holly saunders is a total babe.
there's too many technical problems. sketchy A/V, people talking over each other during the broadcast, etc.
it's hard to top jim bantz as far as golf goes, but fox is doing. ok.
>>68686187
last year their coverage of the US open really sucked, but this year they've definitely stepped it up.
unlike others, i dont fall for the hating joe buck meme, so his commentary is decent enough.
also the shot tracer on every hole is really based
>>68691835
>Holly Saunders crooks her hip out at the camera and makes sure to have her knee flexed at all times
She makes for interesting television viewing, anyway.
Coke man down by 1 and just had a great drive!
He is playing some great golf and with fat irish man choking, he might grab the lead soon.
>>68692490
part of the problem last year was the shitty course. not only was it a shitty place to play, but it wasn't really set up to have cameras everywhere, so all the shots were from some tower really far away from the action
>Furyk going low
Hopefully he posts a good score and Danny Willets his way to a victory.
>>68687902
>stream
this please
We /birds/ now
kek what was up with that bird Sergio was holding
Haven't seen a spaniard handle a bird like that since the time I was in medellin
Did Sergio just hand a security guard a fucking bird?
>Sergio rescues a bird
Anybody else gutted to see Lee start shitting the bed? Was pulling for him.
Rooting for Sergio and dj
>>68693248
I still feel bad about DJ getting fucked over at the PGA Championship like 5 years ago so I always pull for him
he always lets me down though
Garcia is going finally do it lads
>>68692666
well the first two days they didnt show the HUD with the player score and name, so it was hard to follow. also a lot of time between shots
Fuck Holly Sonders. Paige is my golf waifu
I'm surprised Sergio has never won a us open. One of the best ball strikers of all time
yimmy!
>>68693650
can't putt
>>68693424
Don't mind me, I'll just be Paige-posting
Anyone have a decent stream? Reddit doesnt seem to be pullin anything up for me and I can't login to any fox sports or FS1 shit for a stream. vip box doesn't have anything either i don't think.
MASHED POTATO
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He's back
MASHED POTATO
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>worstwood
;_;
>>68693793
I know man. I wanted to see him win. He's fucking up so bad
>>68693788
If you don't know what I'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_ttU3deaqM
>>68693756
If you're too poor to buy cable then you don't deserve to watch.
>>68693793
dj must have let him have some of his stash before they teed off
>here lee, this will calm your nerves
He's back boys
>>68693424
>>68693708
>>68693790
>>68693848
fugggggggggggggg those shorts
Jesus this chick is sexy.
>>68693885
Just moved to a new apartment 3 days ago, but I appreciate your input. Won't be getting cable anyways, there are better things to spend money on. I usually never have a problem finding streams, but for some reason this tourney is giving me issues.
Jack teared up talking about Arnie. He must not be doing well lads.
;___;
Cocaine man has a great look for birdie.
Might tie the lead after this hole
>>68693962
>Just moved to a new apartment 3 days ago
Yet you obviously have internet. Poor excuse. Cable is worth it if you're a sports fan. Right now I'm watching golf while you're not.
Reading insufferable twatter fucks complain about the mashed potatoes and baba booey guy makes me wanna complain online
>>68694054
I'm surprised either of them are still alive, they were fucking famous in the 60s.
>>68693114
Lel maybe the dumb beta cuck shouldn't have married a landwhale.
>>68693114
I'm pretty sure thats how beta cucks become beta redpillers
>>68694142
Any footage of her shooting golf balls outta her vajayjay
>>68694083
Tethered to my tablet using 4g. But thanks again for your ever valuable input. Whoo man, are you a Rory fan or somethin? Awfully salty.
>>68693114
Wouldraiseherson/10
We are going to the back nine fellas. Prepare for massive amounts of spaghetti with this leaderboard.
>>68694183
How dare you
>>68694083
Shit is on free television, settle down Mr Rockefeller
>Todd
>>68694083
This is true though. Every fucking thread for all sports
>omg my stream died
>I can't find a stream
>my usual stream site isn't working
You're just poorfags who can't admit it.
>>68693854
Absolutely based
Come on Dustin
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Fuck off Dusin you're practically cheating doing that
Wow cocaine guy got so fucking lucky jesus.
THE FIX IS IN
>>68694234
I personally can't wait
>>68694497
Why'd he get a drop? Sprinkler head?
>>68694497
>>68694504
member's bounce
>we don't want the irish
>>68694533
TV tower was "in the way"
He hit it over the tower no need for that drop
>>68694533
the tower was in the way. not a permanent barrier
Bullshit exploitation of the rules. "Technically" legal, but c'mon.
i miss tiger
>>68694582
He's busy navy seal cosplaying, fucking blonde bitches, and considering whether to rehab his gelatin back or bringing back the SOCOM game.
MASHED POTATOES
>>68694628
BABA BOOEY
>>68694628
Yelling shit can stop any time now...
holy shit westwood fucking collapsed today
>>68694724
Every time
>>68694724
as always
>>68694724
This is westwood were talking about
Business as usual for him.
BEEF STEW
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dufner looks like shit.
>huge gut
>tiny ass legs
Shane Lowry gives hope to all fat men. You won't be the best but you can do pretty well.
>>68694628
https://vine.co/v/ilLueJJigH9
>>68694901
Being fat is a mental disorder.
Also RARE
>>68694901
Hey, if Jon Daly can win a major...
>LOWRY
holy Christ
NOOOOO You fat Irish fuck how'd you miss that
>Ireland
Major championship back nine spaghetti is why golf is one of the best sports to watch
Cocaine man in the lead by 2
He is slowly breaking away but when will the choke cum in?
>>68694979
>Dustin Johnson's tournament to lose after Lowry boogey
it's gonna be a good one lads
>>68694952
>john daly has won as many majors as jordan spieth
>I'D TAP THAT
goatest comeback happening
Here comes Day!
>>68694968
wtf
Jason Day surging.
>>68694560
Happy Gilmore taught me that you have to play it as it lies, even if the tower falls on the green during the final hole of the tour championship.
>>68694968
GOLEM GET YE GONE
That was not a confident stroke at all
>>68695030
"What will I wear to the US Open today... golf polo? Nah. Button down? No, I need people to know I like to party. Wait here it is. Perfect. My graphic tee with a joke on it."
>>68695080
Your mom Gave me a confident stroke
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Why does this shit always happen to dj smdh
>cocaine man
Just rules my shit up f@m
That's a massive drive
>that ball compression
Holy fugg
fat man is falling apart
>>68695311
Fatties lack endurance
>tfw he's actually going to do it
Why is there a USGA and a PGA? Yes, I'm a filthy casual.
>>68695361
This leaderboard is topped with chokers
It's going to cum down to who can choke the least
Why even tell dj that if you're gonna look after round? Are they trying to distract him?
Are there literally microphones in the holes?
>>68695380
USGA is kind of like FIFA, and the PGA would be like the various leagues (MLS, Premier, La Liga, etc).
>>68695380
>PGA (professional)
>USGA (everybody else)
Different governing bodies.
>>68695380
USGA sets rules for all golf in the US.
PGA is a board for professional golf.
>>68686749
I know DeChambeau from elementary school and highschool. He was always a great kid. Why the hate?
The Dustin choke is starting
please stop choking Dustin, I just want to see you win one time
>>68695417
Yes. Dumb gimmick.
Oh please knock a stroke off of cocaine man
>>68695417
>>68695446
I think it's a nice touch
>>68695417
Yes
it keeps happening
What fucking channel is this shit on?
wew
>>68695537
Fox retard
Sergio vs coke man what a meme
>>68695545
some guy had a similar incident today and was not assessed. this whole "lets wait until the end to decide" is a load of shite
>>68695545
>>68695545
Savage
>>68695545
SALTY
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>>68695430
RARE
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>>68695545
Fuck off Mcllroy, you didn't even make the cut
>>68695570
Truly the meme match up of chokers
>>68694724
he was looking forward to the flight home from the very first tee. been rough on him all day
>>68695577
my main concern is that they wait too long to decide. They shouldn't decide the outcome of the tournament after it's over based on a penalty
>>68695631
agreed.
>>68695644
Fuck off Speef you bald cunt
Is DJ gonna get fucked over at the scorecard signing again? Holy shit I am going to be so fucking pissed at the PGA if that's what ends up happening
"we might penalize you"
lol
>>68695631
>Player A beats Player B
>Player A loses
game the fuck over
There is no way that's a pen
No era penal
Jews have spoken, they want Sergio to win
LOL GET FUCKED COKE HEAD
>tie after 18
>Dustin wins on extra holes
>gets docked a stroke and loses
Kek will DJ ever catch a break
>>68695545
>>68695644
These fucking losers with salty tweets
Honest to God, this convoluted penalty shit could ONLY happen to le cocaine man. It's like fucking pottery.
DJ in the blow!
They are gonna fuck him with a 1 stroke penalty. If he loses because of this i will honestly feel bad for him. He has gotten so close so many times and to lose because of the USGA being chodes will be awful.
>>68695730
Extra holes is 18 holes tomorrow dipshit
>decision book
These crackers are so far up their own ass lmao what a meme
They'll penalize him if it leads to a playoff or if he's 2 strokes or more ahead.
>>68695741
If he signs an incorrect scorecard he is disqualified.
>>68695734
Haha epic xd you gotem #roasted
nice recovery
>>68695801
Never mind I am retarded
http://www.pga.com/news/pga-tour/changes-rules-golf-get-rid-dq-signing-incorrect-card
Yes, yes, well done Dustin, well done.
HOWEVER
>>68695801
So he qyickly signs. They penalize him. Then deem that he signs an incorrect score card and is disqualified. That would be top kek.
>>68695737
i was just talking to my dad about this bull shit stroke penalty. how are you gonna have spectators walking and standing in a playable hazard and then fuck DJ because he grounded his club
before they changed the rules this would have been a clear penalty, right?
>>68695705
kek
>>68695870
yes. you address the ball and it moves, it's a stroke penalty
>>68695857
Nah I guess they changed it recently. Sorry for being stupid.
>>68695435
I think a lot of it was the insane and partially unwarranted amount of coverage he got at the Masters. Also, the physics genius maymay got really old really quickly. Everyone was talking about how this kid is like a next level golf thinker. Just the typical annointing him before he's really accomplished anything of not.
>>68695850
>/tv/ memes
Still applicable though.
>>68695893
except he didn't address the ball
>>68695913
Phil was the same back when tigerwinslol.
>be fox
>beat a topic into the ground by over discussing it and saying the same thing five times in five different ways
so desperate for drama
Would anyone even notice if he didn't say anything. Looked like nothing.
>>68695913
>>68695435
and he has a meme swing and dresses like a fuck
And here comes the choke. Wayne must be so proud!!
>>68695913
of note***
>>68695935
Yea, I mean it's not unusual, but I understand the dislike for these kids because they spend SO much time on them when there's a shitload of great golf going on or any number of other stories that you could also throw in the mix.
A powerful beer fart from someone in the crowd could've moved that ball with how fast those greens are.
Wait did you fuckers actually want Coke head to win? He's a gigantic boring faggot who bangs the vapid daughter of another huge faggot.
>>68695985
It's the greatest redemption story of all time
I feel like the fix got called in and the USGA is trying to mindfuck DJ into another choke
>>68693114
Sometimes people have low self esteem and ruin their bodies because why not they hate themselves then they have a miracle and then the person they were with fit that self hate image then their self love image doesn't fit their man, it doesn't have to mean she is being "muh typical feminist whore" she could be actually doing what is best for her.
>>68693997
God Tier legs like Womanlet Taylor Swift
>>68695786
Queefgen Baddie
Buck - "AND HE TOO FINDS THE BUNKER"
"Actually it's held up in the grass"
"JUST HELD UP IN THAT THICK GRASS"
Kek
>>68695985
>jealous as fuck: the post
>>68695985
Epic post ;) so random, congrats bro
>>68696028
Why would the USGA want any of these guys other than DJ to win?
>>68695985
He deserves it, the amount of bullshit he's had to take in his career is astounding
>>68696038
If I was jealous of everyone who is more successful than me and banging hotter chicks I wouldn't root for anyone on the tour.
how come there aren't any windmills like in minigolf
>>68696072
>damage control: the post
Good on Sergio to take courtesy and drop some strokes
>>68696062
By bullshit you mean, doing drugs and choking in the final round?
>>68695985
>not wanting to sniff coke out of paulina gretzky's ass hole
>>68696088
Or based trap door castles
haha goodnight sergio
>>68696091
>memetexting: the person
>Sergio
>>68696099
He had a PGA championship taken away through absolutely no fault of his own. Every single other player on the tour would have done the exact same thing he did.
>Sergio
JAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
>>68696130
Buried balls deep.
>>68696072
>Not rooting for Danny Lee
>Sergio
>Choking
Nothing new here.
>>68696144
And every single one of them would have been penalized. I don't get your point.
>yfw almost the entire top of the leaderboard is notorious for choking in major tournaments
Alright lads, who actually pulls through and goes home with the victory?
why is there a golf thread on a sports board?
>>68696174
If you think that way why has he stood out as the object if your impotent asshurt?
if these guys are the chokers, where are the champs?
all the faggot 4chan kiddies showed up to start meme posting
>>68696215
Why is there a Canadian on an American website?
>>68696195
The amount of collapsing will be similar to 9/11
>>68696174
So it's bullshit. A nonsensical golf etiquette rule cost him a major championship. I think he deserves to get one outright.
>>68696215
Why are there hockey threads?
>>68696130
NOT SO FAST
>>68696167
dude can't help himself
>>68696195
>>68696204
>>68696217
They all choke so hard that day wins
THANK YOU BASED SKIP
>>68696251
Day chokes in big tournaments too
Look mom look at all my witty internet posts
>>68696215
>I don't like this thing so much that I will make a butthurt post in the thread, please notice me
>BABABOOIE
kys
>>68696216
Because he doesn't actually care about golf? He decided to do a lot of Coke instead of focusing on the game to the point he needed to in order to win a major.
These guys speed on 60'+ putts is so outstanding it hurts my brain. That putt by Day, jesus... Really incredible.
>>68696269
He's won at least
>Joe Buck's cadence while reading tweets
>>68696235
? because hockey is a sport
>>68696273
I was just curious because I thought this board was only for sports. sorry
>>68696285
>implying he can't do both
>>68696306
>i still need more attention
what a mad man
>>68696285
>he doesn't care about golf
Those are some lofty projections. What is wrong in your head I wonder
>>68696283
>not in my swing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgR53J2EEw
>>68696306
Why are Canadians always so mad about inconsequential things on /sp/
rip dj
RIP choke man
>Cocaine man
The choke begins. Jesus i feel bad for the guy
FUCK DUSTIN YOU GODDAMNED CHOKER
>>68696319
http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/dustin-johnson-suspended-pga-tour-after-positive-test-cocaine
>implying you can win while suspended
Nice sport, white people
THE CHOKE STARTS HERE!
>>68696367
Yeah he had consequences, I still don't understand what makes you so upset at him individually
>>68696326
what do you mean?
who else diggin the sunday at US Open then game 7 of NBA championships tnite? Debating on drinking tonight but I think i'm leaning towards the affirmative.
>>68696428
I'll be watching anime and reading manga
so do you guys consider pool/billiards a sport as well?
>>68696407
Banging other tour players' wives, doing drugs in your athletic prime, and generally being pretty boring outside of his shitty behavior off the course.
I don't really care about what he does, I just can't see how anyone would root for someone like that. At least tiger kept it to Perkins waitresses.
>>68696428
I'm at work watching a stream of the golf and then going home right before tipoff. Gonna grab a 12 pack on my way home
>mfw LeGod wins one for da land
>>68696428
What about game of thrones pleb aren't you going watch that to trash to?
>>68696456
Did he not call you the day after or something, sweetheart?
>>68696449
If it's got a ball. It's a sport. Lottery is a sport too.
This shit with DJ isn't that big of deal. Golf rules are funny like that. You get fined for calling yourself a "fucking faggot"
https://youtu.be/OssG33emX1E
>>68696462
>tfw no sunday sales in your state
why does joe buck call everything
>"nice shot Dustin!!!!!"
>in the rough, almost the bunker
>>68696456
you sound like you would have rooted against John Daly you un-American prick
>DJ
>Always finding a way to lose
goodnight day
>>68696487
It isn't the rule, it is how they have chosen to assess (or not assess ) it
>jason gay
>>68696487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bvMBbU5_oE
>>68696449
shitposting isn't a sport as much as you'd like it to be
>>68696482
Do you want to lick the Gretzky juice off his cock?
What a ridiculous thing to say. I explained that he is a shitty person that no one should root for. Give me a reason to root for him and maybe I'll change my mind.
Day's lost it. Best get your beach towel m80.
SERGIO THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHANCE AGAIN AND YOU BLEW IT AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68696504
Nah Daly was entertaining. Made up for it. Have you ever seen a dj interview? He's boring as shit.
>>68696549
I prefer laughing at your meaningless anger desu, definitely seems like a jilted lover but instead you're just a sad neckbeard
Would you guys support a 24 round 6 course mega tournament?
bahahahahaha go back to ireland you fat piece of crap
>>>>>>>>IRELAND
>Srixon
Why do it even exist?
butch harmon calling out the USGA
top lad
>>68696577
I think people like him because he's a monster off the tee, and lots of people play Taylormade drivers. That's why the average Joe likes him I think.
>>68696605
Cheap range balls
>these guys are pros
>White Africans
Now I've seen everything
>>68696601
Ha an American calling someone else fat
>>68696605
>>68696627
ad333s are a pretty decent budget ball tbqh
>>68696621
You're exactly right. He's the pleb choice for people who don't watch golf.
>2016
>still shouting Howard Stern memes from the crowd
Stick to the classic "INDAHOLE" or shut the fuck up, retards.
>>68696542
well I'd say it's as much of a sport as golf is
>>68696605
sexiest blades on the market tbph familia
>>68696646
The pleb choice is Spieth, how can you not know this
>>68696658
It's Pittsburgh what do you expect?
>>68696643
Don't they still own the noodle balls?
>>68696627
>implying it makes any fucking difference what ball you use when you swing like you do
>>68696563
>sergio
>chance
Do Lowery's pants not fit he? He adjusts them every single time he's on TV.
>>68696687
not sure, havent seen one of those in years
>>68696658
need someone to shout "slippery wet dog poop" desu
>>68696605
>he doesnt exclusively play yellow balls
>Stupid people making dumb comments during the round
Lol shots fired
>>68696690
I buy big buckets of scuffed found balls from the pro shop for like 5 bux for 30 balls, don't worry about me
i just tuned in. they said "they dont know what we know"
what are they talking about?
>Control the controllables
holy shit you guys weren't kidding these really are a bunch of chokers
>>68696757
Dj gonna get a 1 stroke penalty for snorting coke off a hookers tits in between holes.
>>68696757
Cokehead dun goofed
When Dustin Johnson was 16 he was involved in a burglary in which a gun was stolen, then Dustin used a fake ID to buy bullets for the stolen gun. The gun and those bullets were then used by his friends brother to murder someone. The killer is serving a life sentence and Dustin had to pay restitution for the bullets. I hope he wins....
Holy shit Fuhreryk top 4
THE CLUMPIEST ROUGH
>>68696777
This course is also unbelievably difficult. The leaders are only like 4 strokes under.
>>68696793
holy shit is that true? And that guy was defending him for 30 posts ahahahah
>>68696793
Hell yeah
>>68696816
>implying 4 strokes
How do you pronounce srixon?
I'm a huge faggot
>>68696816
I've got some leaders 4 strokes under if you know what I mean
>>68696793
Hey guys just tuned in. Where's Spieth?
>perfectly calm day
>no one else within 20 feet
>waving big hunk of metal around an inch from the ball
>"IT WASN'T ME!"
also
>announcers still think whether he addressed the ball or not matters
>>68696818
>When he was 16, according to a Golf.com report from 2011, Johnson was coerced by a friend’s older brother into buying bullets for a gun that had been stolen in a robbery. That man later used it in a murder and while Johnson was pardoned, the incident still left an imprint.
http://www.golfchannel.com/news/jason-sobel/djs-troubled-past-spotlight-latest-drug-suspension/
>>68696871
Srix-on
>ywn fuck Paulina
Why live?
>>68696883
He finished the comp 8 over
>>68696883
In the clubhouse taking his frustrations out on the USGA on twitter.
>>68696818
Yeah its true. Dude does coke knowing there's random drug tests, fuck the wives of men he sees everyday and still managed to look them in the eye even though Gretzky's daughter is hot af, and was involved in a murder. He's a fucking moron.
>inb4 he chokes on his own merits and this is all moot
>>68696912
>fuck the wives of men he sees everyday
There's literally nothing wrong this, you cuck.
i hope DJ wins so every tournament isnt focused on his failure every week
>>68696928
He's going against a bunch of no names including a fat Irishman
I like making fun of DJ but he probably w in unless they punish him
>>68696906
Wrong color eyebrows khaleesi style, would not bang
>>68696928
moot's dead
>>68696818
This is true, he told this story to a friend of mine during a round
What would /spee/ yell at the US open?
>>68696955
I hope he comes in 2nd by one stroke and the USA penalizes him one stroke and then he's tied with 6 other people for 3rd
>>68696960
Heres your (You)
>buck
>faxon
>azinger
>>68696793
sounds like a guy who has some stories to share
I honestly don't give a flying fuck about the personal life of Dustin, or any other golfer for that matter. I just want to see him win, it hurts watching a guy get so close and then fuck it up in the final step.
What did he mean by this?
>>68696960
Eyebrows not matching hair is hot to me. Having a cute neighbor with that when we were teens fucked me up I guess
>>68697012
>Im an alcoholic
>>68697012
He forgot the 1lb bag of peanut M&Ms
>>68696959
Yeah but he might not. The green text suggests a possible outcome for humorous effect.
>>68696734
That's what Bridgestones are for.
>>68697012
will he live to be 60?
>>68696960
really? I think wrong-color eyebrows look good on blondes
>>68696991
ANIME
>>68697012
I thought he didn't drink anymore?
>>68697043
I play Callaway super-softs
>>68697012
>cardinals
>>68697044
it's doubtful
goodnight fatman
>>68697079
lel
worst tournament of the tour so far
fucking amateur hour
>>68697068
LOOOOOOOL
>it should come back a little bit
AS IT WAS ROLLING DOWN A HILL
Jesus Christ fox is terrible.
goodnight percy
>>68697012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQK5_SQPZwI&nohtml5=False
Furyk is going to win this
>>68696665
pleb
get on my level
>>68697095
First US Open?
>Fatman eating during his round
Get him some donuts too
>Normie Chad running away with the championship
feels good desu
Fat man doing what got him here
>>68697127
He's the hero golf deserves
WHEN WILL THESE FUCKERS SHUT UP ABOUT IT
>>68697150
>being too pleb to not buy the gold version
Joe Buck would look like less of a rapist if he just shaved his hair really close like Bruce Willis
>he thinks it's clever to to pay for gallery tickets then yell "get in the hole!"
>>68697197
it's fox and joe buck. there is no bullshit off button
>>68697197
When it stops being relevant, i.e. two more blown putts by DJ.
>>68697012
>#gripitandsipit
>>68697197
I'm watching Sky Sports stream and it's the same. Jesus christ, talk about something else you boring, unoriginal fucking morons.
>>68697068
>I thought he didn't drink anymore?
>>68697198
>playing donald trump clubs
nouveau riche
>>68697257
one of us
and now the announcers are amaeteur physicists
just tuned in
what happened?
>>68697302
lmao like you're landed gentry or something
>3 people clap after Piercy's bunker shot
>>68697298
There's plenty of articles about him switching to 12 diet cokes a day.
NICE PUTT DJ
HE'S GONNA DO IT FELLAS
Ballsy putt there lads
>>68697044
fuzzy zoeller or ray floyd or someone actually bet him he wouldn't make it to 50 for a boatload of cash but backed out of the bet
true story
>>68697357
No one wants him to win bro
>get hyped for a round today the last two days
>blow it with 3 putts all day
:(
>>68697339
Yeah, and there's plenty of articles about Tiger Woods not fucking pornstars and trashy sluts anymore.
>>68697316
Someone yelled "Get in the hole" and got arrested
>>68697378
well I do so you're going to have to listen to me cheer him on faglord
pray for me lads
>>68697378
low test beta detected
>>68697316
DJ did too much coke
Who /hoping for van de velde tier collapse/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dR1pkCGY80
>>68697406
fuck you, DJ deserves it
>>68697406
I'm pulling for you toobeeache
>Westwood
Lel
>>68697381
Putting is for faggots and women. If you hit it well off the tee thats all that matters.
Who /lifelong/ DJ fan here?
He hit one ob right over my head at the 2012 PGA champions was front row like 7 ft away after he dropped thought I was gonna get murdered tbdesu
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJyQpAiMXkg
>>68697462
>implying I was even doing that
Has a fan ever intentionally batted a ball back in to play for a golfer they like, or fuck up a shot worse for a player they don't like?
3-put incoming
>>68697462
this desu, If I'm within 10 feet i take a gimme
>>68697468
I've always liked his game
Lowry needs to get his shit together so the USGA can force a playoff when they penalize DJ
>>68697396
Hopefully someda. It needs to be stopped
>>68697496
If I drive it in the fairway, hole in one
Long Par 3s on municipal courses need to go. It's just one more hinderance to take amateurs out the game. It's sad when I see grandmas hitting driver for a 200 yd par three and they promptly chuck it into the woods. (Not that I hang out with grandmas.)
>>68697488
In China I know some retards in the gallery picked a ball up, but that's just because they were dumb
It's happening.
UN
GLUED
LOL IRELAND BTFO
>>68697510
Personally, I can't wait for "You're the man" to have its day again.
>>68697406
>that miss
>penalty won't even matter
>>68697501
I was always a tigerfag but that was my first golf tourney and I wanted to see all 18 and he was first group so I followed him and became a fan
>Hit hole in one
>It was a mulligan
>N-n-nice par
I live within half a mile of Eiscir Hills Golf Club where Lowry plays and is from in Offaly, COME ON YOU BIG IRISH BASTARD DO US PROUD WERE FINALLY RELEVANT FOR ONCE
>>68697406
OOOHHHH
so close man sorry
ogre
Old Man Furyk makin money
18 is fucking madman. I hope DJ has a comfy lead before he gets there
>>68697597
Unlucky m8
holy fuck golf isn't even a sport and it's running over NBA pregame. what a fucking world we live in
>>68697406
>He didn't cash out
>>68697597
Are you fat as well?
>>68697626
>a fucking leaf
>being this salty
>>68697625
God damnit its all over
>>68697618
Round of the tournament from Furyk today. Course is playing really tough.
>>68697626
haha get fucked leaf
>>68697626
>apehoop isnt scripted
>>68697638
Surprisingly not for this rising country of obesity
>>68697626
>leaf
HES GONNA DO IT LA
>>68697626
>i must get my fix of huge black men right now
fuck off cuck
>>68697618
>mfw he qualifies for the Ryder Cup team as a 75 year old man
>mfw Tiger is already confined to a wheelchair
>>68697626
Unless someone's getting blasted in the crotch or Lebron's practicing his reverse long jump, I don't give a fuck.
God damn it Lee, I was rooting for you, you bastard.
Dubs and DJ chokes
>american golf fans at the tee
cancer
DJs fuckin dialed in boys. What a fuckin beaut. He's gonna snort a mountain of coke off gretzky's tits and then go out and fuck models all night
new thread
>>68697721
Triple bogey pls
>>68697764
Dont underestimate the power of a fat Irish man
>>68697782
damn just made one lel
>audio and video not synched
THIS IS AL YOUR FAULT JOE BUCK
>>68697488
Yes it happened in the 2000 pga for tiger.
>>68696428
I've been drinking all day for both, lad
>>68697950
Cheers, just busted out the bourbon and haven't eaten much today so I'm hopin it kicks in fast.
anyone else notice the gargantuan lard in the stands
Paulina
>>68698006
Bourbon and no food means you'll get fucked up fast. Godspeed.
