last thread (>>68563788) died cause of soccer
first for ruston rustler
did you hear about mexico lol
>>68662225
who didnt hear about them
>>68662163
ayy
>>68661970
why must soccer fans be so cancerous?
>XDDDDD ONE THING HAPPENED LETS MAKE 20 THREADS ABOUT IT, EACH ONLY HAVING 5 REPLIES
noone cares
op i made two small updates to your map pls use this from now on
reposting my relegation/realignment plan
I did some further thinking about the relegation plan i thought of last night. The teams have been sorted by region. I tried to maintain rivalries as best as i could, but it proved difficult to do that while also keeping conference size balanced (ie. Ohio St and the ACC)
The season would be expanded to a 15 game regular season. Each team plays 3 teams from opposing conferences, 2 teams from the other division in their conference, and 10 teams from within their division. Games within the conference are randomly chosen by a computer (random number generator with each team matched to a number?). Games outside the conference stay like they are now, schools signing contracts with each other. Due to the extended season, each team will now get 3 bye weeks during the regular season, instead of the usual 1 bye.
After the season the bottom 3 teams in the upper division are relegated and the top 3 from the lower division move up. This all stays within conference, obviously.
Conference championships are eliminated. The CFP is changed to 10 teams and starts the week after the final games. Both the Upper and the Lower divisions get a playoff. The top 2 in each upper/lower division move on to their respective CFP. Seeding is chosen by a committee like it is now. Week 1 is seeds 8v9 and 7v10. The rest get a bye. Week 2 is 1v8/9, 4v5, 3v6, and 2v7/10. The rest is self explanatory. All games are held at a neutral site.
I think that is all. I came up with all of this as i typed it so i'm sure their are some things unclear or unsaid, but i can clear them up if needed.
TLDR: Adding a relegation system to cfb, realigning conferences, and expanding the playoff
>>68662662
>season extends into march
>CFP going on the same time as march madness
>less than a month layover between the national championship game and spring practice
>>68662824
>March turns into the greatest spectacle in sports
literally nothing wrong
Spring practice could be delayed. Teams get more practice during the season due to extended season. This only means freshmen won't get as much practice time, but most of the time they don't play much anyways. I didn't even think of ho long the season truly would be with this though. like i said, came up with it as i typed it
here's another map btw. Got bored between classes a few months back and mapped out all FBS stadiums on Google Earth
go terps
>>68663451
One of your back up QBs played at my small town shitty school.
Gage Shaffer
>>68662528
>other sports are gay I don't care about other sports because they're gay and make my theads die
you're gay fggt
>>68664287
i care about other sports. I have no problem with soccer and watch/play it often. I can't stand the poeple that make 20 threads for the exact same subject
>>68664287
do not speak to him like that. if you have a problem you can talk to me but leave ruston rustler alone. pick on somebody your own size
>drunks who hate Michigan
hate Ohio State more actually
one of my favorite childhood sports memories:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4sLYNI2PLg
WVU student here..
we're going 5-7 mark it down.
bump
Instead of posting each individual conference with specific win/loss, i'll just post this overall win/loss
>tfw just finished 500 word essay that I've been putting off since February
feels good brehs
>>68667448
>putting off such a short essay that long
why?
>>68662662
>football players have to deal with football for not 1-and-a-half semesters
never gonna happen
>relegation
Except the college system is based on school size, by which relegation is impossible
>expanded playoff
there is a lack of parity in college football, there is rarely more than 3 teams that deserve to be in a playoff/NC, and theres never been more than 5
>>68667673
expanded playoff makes things more exciting
lolalabamawins gets old after a few years
>>68667720
Executing the losing team is more exciting as well
>OH HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP
>AND THE BALL IS FREE
i am going to beddy-bye good night ruston rustler and other posters.
>>68667520
I'm lazy, but its for an application to a small college that's due in August so I had time
>>68667817
>TOUCH DOWN
>MICHIGAN STATES GOING TO WIN IT
>UN BEL IEVABLE
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the country will miss the playoffs next season
>Brandon Peters (objectively and statistically the best QB in the 2016 recruiting class, it isn't even debatable)
>Ty Isaac (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1200+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Jake Butt (a top 3 TE already going into this season, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Sean McKeon (literally a Jake Butt-clone)
>Amara Darboh (top 10 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Jabril Peppers (a black guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Kareem Walker (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Joe Beneducci (best blocking FB in country)
>Best pass rush in the B1G
>Best LB corp in the B1G
>Besy secondary in the country
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Wolverines are missing the playoffs this season
The Michigan B1G championship drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>68662662
I do love the relagation system (I'm soccer biased) but in a 12-13 teams conference 3 is too much. If you wanna compare with europen football in a 20 teams league you got 3 relagtions.
Also 15 regular season is way too much. They'll be a lot of injuries and I really doubt the team who will win the playoff would be the best team in the country but maybe the heathliest one.
Not to mention all the record who will be broken because "meh 3 more games".
>>68664991
With Dana getting fired?
>>68663253
nice
>>68662662
>Ohio State and a bunch of utter literal whos
>>68670026
Huh, surprised they think /sp/ is worse than /tv/
>>68663451
>losing to pedo state
>losing to Hoosiers
>beating apart
Comeon fellow terps friend
>>68674199
>beating sparty*
>>68664287
>>68664430
You mess with ruston you mess with all of us
Well guys, those who do it >FOR FREE banned me for being """""off topic""""" because I said somethin bad about them. Looks like I'm gone for three days. Adiós
>>68681155
see ya
>>68681155
But where will he go?
>>68681155
Bisous
>>68681155
no! please ruston rustler appeal the ban or do something i can not waiting 3 days to speak you again.
>>68661970
Fucking love this map.
>my face when people who thought the school up north would make the playoffs this season are proved wrong.
>Brandon Peters (good luck winning with a true frosh qb against B1G defenses)
>Ty Isaac (made of glass, he'll never stay healthy)
>Jake Butt (literally named Butt)
>Sean McKeon (you know its bad when you're relying on a frosh 3* TE)
>Amara Darboh (was mediocre at best last year with a much better qb than this year)
>Jabril Peppers (will be remembered as a bust,)
>Kareem Walker (he's fast but isn't good at anything)
>Joe Beneducci (a fullback. will see the field maybe 100 snaps this season)
>4th pass rush in the B1G east
>3rd best LB corp in the B1G east
>most overrated secondary in the country
>Top 5 D-Line (in the state of Michigan)
Barring major injuries to key players on about 15 other teams, there is literally no way the Wolverines are making the playoffs this season
The Michigan B1G championship drought continues
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>Thread surprisingly hanging in there
What seems to be the problem, gents? Are we letting the Euros take over this board at night, again? We talked about this.
>>68682753
I've been doing my job to bump every few hours. The shitposting here is so much better than the """""discussion""""" you'll find on /r/cfb.
>>68682730
Sorry bud, you got you're Urban Meyer championship already over with. Now it's time to crash and burn. Urban has AT MOST two more years left in him at Ohio State. He WILL retire within two years - please cap this. Ohio State will have an alright season this year, I'd guess finishing maybe 10 - 2. Might even win the B1G championship, but still won't make the playoff. The 2017 season is where things really start to fall apart. I predict them finishing 7 - 5. Losing a close bowl game against some shitty G6 school like Nevada. Urban leaves and Ohio State is back to 6 - 6 seasons until the world ends.
>>68682901
>big 12 thread
"drink! xDDD"
>>68682901
>discussion
I see your point. Have we become too civilized? What can be done about this?
YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND HAS TOO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICANS.
.... that do it?
Official pre season power rankings
Bama
2. The Ohio State
3. U of Houston
4. Booty Blasters
5. Clempson
6. Harvard
7. University of Texas @ Norman, Oklahoma
8. J'Ville State
9. North Dakota State
10. Northwest Missouri State
>>68662662
>Ohio State and Michigan aren't in the same conference
>>68667448
Shit guys. I've had a 100 letter essay that was assigned last October and it's due tomorrow and I haven't even started!
>>68684714
>>68667448
>Less than 150 pages
Retards detected
Help /sp/ I've got a ten color fingerprinting due tomorrow and I haven't even started! I'm fucked!!!!
>>68685635
let me guess... colorado state?
Clemson
vs
Tennessee
POST YOUR PLAYOFFS
Michigan
vs
Oklahomo
>>68682901
they're no fun
>>68686053
No. I'm a duel major in creative writing and communications with a minor in Greek Philosophy at Carnation Melon University
>>68687493
>Michigan
>>68687832
sup Ohio State
>>68687581
Haha I remember that day.
>>68687581
>tfw got banned for reddit for spamming 27-2
>>68684336
That sounds like just the garbage we've come to expect from you, Condi.
Next you'll invade Wisconsin or some shit.
Official Condi Pre-Season rankings
1. Stanford
2. Alabama
3. Ole Miss
4. LSU
5. Arkansas
6. Texas Gay and M
7. Miss St.
8. Auburn
9. Florida
10. Notre Dame
post em
>>68695184
Nigga you tellin me you don't hate Baylor?
>>68695301
it seems pretty clear to me that he does in fact have baylor in the despise section.
>>68695301
Respect - I only got into football a few years ago. My brother went to Baylor and I'd watch their games. Baylor was the first team I liked. I can't completely hate them.
Laugh/Despise - Obviously the scandal made Baylor an embarrassment and their attempts at damage control aren't helping. Baylor fans and administrators are working full time to maintain the illusion, despite the fact that they have been exposed. It's been a slippery slope for Baylor, and their desperation is both laughable and deplorable.
>>68694937
>Houston not listed
>>68695184
>>68695788
>Having any opinion on North Texas whatsoever.
LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT
BUMP MOTHERFUCKING BUMP
BUMP MOTHERFUCKING BUMP
Hello friends. Take this bump.
>>68702902
are you real ruston rustler how can i know its you.
>>68702902
Forgot to mention this. Since apehoop finals are over in about 45 minutes the thread may get killed if noone bumps/posts. I would but 4chins is awful on the phone. I am really me Whyo
>>68703091
i will do best to keep thread alive. i believe it real you. i can just feel it
What the fuck man
Chances Hueston beats OU week 1?
>>68705113
prolly bout 35% imo
>>68705177
Digits don't lie
LELBRON IS BETTER THAN JORDAN
>>68705875
And there he is, the worst trip on cfb
>>68705875
LE GOD IS GONNA WIN ONE FOR DA LAND :)
>>68705970
*best
FTFY
>currently 73 apehoop thread on /sp/
>40 of them have 5 or less posts in them
Why is this allowed?
>>68706126
Because Cleveland could win something?
>dat Pac-12 tho
>>68706126
Googled Apehoop. Got this
Will we survive the storm that is about to overcome this board boys?
LE GOD DID IT FOR DA LAND GOAT GOAT GOAT OHIO WILL BE BLESSED WITH MANY CHAMPIONSHIPS. BROWNS WIN SUPERBOWL.INDIANS WIN WORLD SERIES. JACKETS WIN STANLEY CUP. OHIO STATE WINS CFP GOAT GOAT GOAT. POST YFW
Stay with me thread. Don't go over board. The seas be a swellin
Go buckeyes
We had a good run guys
>3 (t h r e e) different tournaments happening with fans shitposting, celebrating and posting dank memes from the tournaments
>being upset that its disturbing a shit offseason general with nothing being posted except whyomimg and some cuck LA tech fan
its not a big deal to not have a cfb general for a while, not even newsfag is making the threads
>>68708698
We might just live
congrats to the King, and let the /cfb/ kickoff countdown begin
>>68708926
>summer vacation
>tons of newfags
At least we can all be here to shit on them when the Buckeyes don't win shit in Dec/Jan
>>68709093
>King
>3-4 in the Finals
'Kay.
>>68708926
/cfb/ is literally the only reason I come to this site anymore. Let me have this one thread
>buttgers
>>68709394
>Living in Ruston
>a thread on 4chan is all you have
This guy checks out.
>>68708926
as of the end of that basketball game real sports are basically over until the start of /cfb/. a /cfb/ thread is more warranted now than it's been in months
>>68709827
>putting words in my mouth
I have plenty of things outside the internet. I just want to keep the one thing I have on the internet. This and Netflix are about all I even use my laptop for
>>68709865
>baseball going on now
>wnba going on now
>mls going on now
>ufc going on all the time
But yes by all means, let's ponder which 19-year-old will catch the most passes two months beforehand.
>>68709827
Laughing way to hard at this
>>68710137
OFFICIAL things to use your laptop for POWER RANKINGS
1) Porn
2) Netflix
.
.
.
9001) Ordering pizza
99999999999999999999) Shitposting on /sp/
>>68710269
like i said, real sports are basically over until the start of /cfb/
>>68710379
>not having a smart tv
>>68710269
>wnba
You can't be serious dude
>mls
'no'
>ufc
'no'
>>68705970
this
>>68710269
>baseball going on now
>wnba going on now
>mls going on now
>ufc going on all the time
Get the fuck out!
>>68710659
>I like basketball
>I won't watch anyone play the sport except sweaty 20+ men
It is not I who lacks the serious.
>>68708926
This.
These generals are basically Whyoming jacking off to the Louisiana Kek fan while he attempts to keep the thread on life support
>>68710894
Solid argument, this is the kind of banter I come here for.
>>68695184
>Texas fan
>hates FSU
The fuck did we do to you? Win?
>>68711011
I like basketball. I don't like the sad excuse for basketball that the wnba is.
I like soccer. I don't like mlels and there are no teams located within hours of me so why watch.
>>68711310
>there aren't any teams near me so why watch
>implying I watch basketball because there IS a team near me
MLS is in juuuuust about all the places the NBA is, so you're either lying, or you live in Oklahoma in which case fuck you.
>>68711871
>what is college basketball?
>>68712066
if your college has a hoops team, it has a soccer team.
you just mad.
>>68711871
>MLS is in juuuuust about all the places the NBA is, so you're either lying
In nether of the places I lived the last five years is this true.
>>68712223
>if your college has a hoops team, it has a soccer team.
Incredibly fucking wrong.
>>68712223
>If your college team has a hoops team, it has a soccer
This goes back to wnba and >women's sports. Men's college soccer isnt that big of a thing
>>68712066
>>68712223
BOTH FOR A THREAD THAT'S NOT THIS ONE
>>68712575
Depends on the school. I went to a D-I / FBS school and they had men's soccer, what inferior university are YOU here to rep?
>>68712778
This one :^)
It's all a ruse
>>68712575
Do soccer players even get laid in college? top kek
>>68712778
Title IX makes it hard to have men's soccer.
>tfw first 3 conference games are @Michigan st, @Michigan and vs Ohio St.
>meme game at lambeau vs LSU
I'm going to have to be incredibly wasted for this shit
Which USA state where soccer is the most popular sport, and where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is the most followed sports league?
>>68713364
probably cali, mexicans
>>68713364
>ladyboys in charge of posting
>>68713049
Yes. Yes they do.
>>68666808
As a Bama grad, I'm okay with this.
I need a break from the championship-or-bust emoto-coaster.
>tfw Ohio gets a big head now
B1G confirmed for being left out of playoff
>>68713220
>first 3 conference games are @Michigan st, @Michigan and vs Ohio St.
How did that even work out?
>>68666808
Miami wins 10 games this year
>>68713667
Jim Delaney bullshit
>>68710379
>Netflix on laptop instead of TV (either Smart TV or Chromecast)
C'mon.
Also erotica is superior to porn
>so much mad
>>68713220
What did the Badgers do to deserve this?
>>68714151
The arrogance to challenge THE
This behavior must be punished
what do you guys think the ruston rustler is doing right now. is he watching over us. would he be proud of us. i dont think he would be proud.
ruston rustler if you are reading this, just know am thinking of you.
>>68715253
who cares
https://days.to/until/ncaa-season
>67
why did it have to end this way. why couldnt it have been ut norman transfer
>>68716597
Because i'm based
>>68716597
>being buried in Ruston
You poor anon.
i guess we should take this time to remember ruston rustler. post yuor best mimories of him.
i'll start
>the day he officially become my friend
>>68716748
>engineering school
>can't even engineer a victory
>mfw
>>68716597
because I need someone to have ivy league Harvard Yale bantz with
>>68716729
this
>>68716957
I was just referencing some MLS thing with Atlanta's new soccer club.
Urban Meyer's winning another one for DA Ohio State University
>>68717051
>>68717000
well ok we can keep him. why couldnt it have been husker power instead. ruston rustler was heart and soul of this board. that is big responsibility now belong to ut transfer
>>68717072
>reusing the same O/C/K
>masking the ASU trident instead of using Youngstown State Y
That's dumb
>>68717072
>Rock cock gay Jayhawk
????
>>68717177
>expecting him to be good at something
>>68717182
I believe in you to win one this year
ROCK COCK!
>>68717061
Cincinnati and Columbus 'bout to be PISSED
>>68717218
>fordham has a game in Yankee Stadium
boys, we might finally go to the big time. I might live to see fordham get their ass kicked by USF.
>No new posts
The SEC fags must still be hibernating until the Fall.
found this online. even the colors are right. :(((
>>68718921
>I left my heart in Louisiana because my surgery was not covered due to budget cuts
FTFY
bedtime bump
>>68720769
Seems legit.
Glad this thread survived all the fucking apehoop shitposting
Also go Noles
>>68721122
>dubs checked
>no more a-poop
>go Huskies
>>68721122
>Dub dubs
Check checked, Go 'Noles
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR SHITPOSTING
FOURTEEN SCHOOLS WHO ARE GOING TO WIN THIS YEAR
#7 may surprise you!
Jesus Christ. Didn't come here since the finals started. I'm pretty fucking impressed that we are still running after the finals and all of the gay ass soccer tournaments.
>>68725829
All we have to do is survive the divegrass shitposting from the Copa and Euros, I believe we can do it mates
>>68725847
>just wait for the SEC fags to realize their options at this point, they'll be along directly
bump. ruston rustler am thinking about you
>>68725815
should be fun for all
>>68727797
>fun for all
>implying Charlotte is going to have any fun
>>68727919
>implying there is ever anything fun in Charlotte
>>68727919
I will imply that
>>68728260
>having fun going 1-11
IT'S ABOUT FUNDAMENTALS
>>68662662
>Ohio State not in North
>Kentucky is
Can we have a serious conversation about the MW's likelihood to bust up the New Years Bowls and/or playoff?
Boise State and SDSU have been playing consistently well, Colorado State and Utah State had a couple good years and may or may not be able to maintain, plus Air Force has been a bit of a wild card... in addition to yes, (sigh), this is a make-or-break year for Craig Bohl's Wyoming team.
Basically, if you're playing this conference in a Non-conference game, how scared are you?
>>68728738
both SDSU and Boise have very real chances of going undefeated.
if both do, the winner of the MW Championship game has a real shot of being the #4
the problem is, neither team will have what the CFP Committee calls a "signature win"
Signature wins are a meme, but the CFP Committee seems to value them, so unless 2 or more of the P5 conference champs have 2+ losses, the G5 will be locked out once again.
>>68728966
>le committee has consistent logic behind who they pick meme
>>68662662
>Group 5A
Would literally produce every champion
>>68728966
everyone but Navy is wrong
>>68728966
>Boise State gets #4 seed
>gets horrendously throttled by Bama or Clemson
I'd watch
>>68728966
>G5 locked out
Well no, Houston has a shot, but this was a question about the Mountain West.
>all 4 CFP teams are subjectively chosen by Condoleezza Rice
why is this allowed
>>68729900
She invaded Iraq and you did nothing, so now we have to deal with fucking Auburn too.
>>68729900
>>68730127
Henry Kissinger had TCU over Ohio State two years ago.
>>68730318
what a dumass
>>68709865
Roll Tide m8
>>68710269
>wnba
>mls
>ufc
I'll give you baseball, but wnba is worse than high school boys basketball, the mls is a fun but ultimately meme soccer league, and ufc is autistic.
We need football now more than ever.
>>68712575
Depends on the school but you're mostly right. I knew a lot of the guys on the UNC team from like the past 5-6 years, they were pretty popular among the fraternity crowd. I hear at small schools like Cal Poly Men's Soccer is fun to watch.
>>68733207
Seconding this
>>68724308
I was working that gameday at one of the tents, met the fat austist Mississippi State fan that always calls in to the Finebaum show.
He looks even fatter in real life tbqh, didn't even attend Mississippi State's game that weekend, just went to Alabama for Gameday.
>>68733907
>losing to Ole Miss three seasons in a row
Wew.
Any other /Illini/ excited for this season? I feel like Lovie can get us into a Bowl game this year .
>>68662662
Go to 8 divisions of 9 teams a piece and the division winners get an auto bid to an 8 team playoff. Then you have 4 home and 4 away games in Division and you can make the most of cross division games with the 4 remaining games.
Add relegation in chunks of 9 under each division as deep as you need to go. Keep everything tight and regional to keep rivalry and hatred at max levels.
>>68663596
>despise WVU
because better 'W' school than Wyoming? I don't get it.
>>68664991
8-4 season m8. Only going to lose to OU, Baylor, TCU, and OSU
>>68734993
>Lovie's coaching
wew, not bowl game for you this year
that said Lovie's recruiting should be better than past Illini coaches (hard to be worse), so give him a couple years
>>68735651
I mean, our defense will be top notch. Our offense not soo much
>>68735651
Recruiting is already better. They're getting 3 star recruits (not the greatest, but it's a start) that they would have missed out easily last year. Plus he has an NFL caliber coordinator staff.
Will we get back to 2014 this year Techbros?
NO ONE BELIEVED IN US
Not a good day for bumping.
,
;
>>68740292
>alamo bowl
>mfw i tuned out after halftime and took a nap only to wake up and see that i missed the GOAT comeback
>>68741649
Never ever do this.
>>68663253
breddy gud
>>68663253
>>68741900
>No Hawaii
>>68742195
>implying Hawaii is relevant and/or matters
>>68741649
its was a classic
>>68741649
>>68741649
>Kohlhaussen's dad dies right before he gets his first start as a senior and leads an incredible comeback against Memegon
couldn't help but feel happy for him
>>68728966
Honestly going undefeated is a double edged sword, because that means you do t have any signature losses to put on your resume.
>>68735790
There defence was pretty solid last year for being made up of literal who's.
>>68664991
I stopped in Morgantown on my way back from spring break, and it seems like a pretty rad place. Bunch of drunk white kids all over the place. Granted it was St. Patrick's day, but still it seems like a place that's fun to be at on gamedays.
>>68735336
because being so far east makes it impossible for big xii to expand west and until wvu gets into the acc wyo will not have a shot at the big xii. once theyre out of the xii i will no longer despise them.
>>68742251
>implying half the teams on that map are relevant and/or matter
How much time did you spend getting FIU just right, anon? Or Eastern Michigan?
>>68744252
>samefag
There are 9000 other reasons why the Big 12 will not expand into your shitty state, but if that's the one you want to cling to, fine.
>>68744368
i samefagged 3 hours apart? ok.
>>68744341
>How much time did you spend getting FIU just right, anon? Or Eastern Michigan?
Not long actually. Just zoomed into each city. Found the stadium. Put a logo at midfield. It was a rather simple task
ruston rustler have you been seeing posts ive made for you.
>>68744462
>zooming in on rural Michigan
>not Hawaii
Your eyes must hurt.
>>68744550
Why would my eyes hurt? You can see stadiums from pretty high up. Its not hard. I have Hawaii on my Google earth but didn't put it on the pic cause I would have to zoom way out or put a cutout of it somewhere in the pic and was to lazy to do that
ruston rustler is ignore me again what is best way to kil self
>>68744669
>>>/gif/8764235
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/da-declines-to-prosecute-alabamas-cam-robinson-and-hootie-jones/
If they were black they'd be serving life sentences.
>>68664991
10-2 dawg
>>68744252
>implying wyo won't be in the PAC 12 by 2020
>>68745508
well i think its possible. and i think theyd love to have us if we improve the way i think we will, but big xii does seem mor lickly to me.
>>68745064
>hootie
>cam
>not black
>>68745550
Yeah. They have that basketball championship fro. The 40s. Big 12 really needs to stock up on basketball schools if they want to be the premier basketball conference like they try to be.
>>68745841
i agree. we would be great basketball add for the xii. but i am actually starting to think maybe wont happen. i know that texas controls the whole conference, and when we won championionship in 1943 we beat texas in final four so they feel inferior and hld a grudge? maybe, well see how it plays out over next couple years.
>>68728966
>G5
>blue blood
>>68661970
>Buffs
>>68746082
5 (five) downs
>>68746092
>20 years later you still mad
If it makes you feel any better, >we've been in football hell ever since.
>>68745559
I'm aware. It was facetious.
>>68746139
Fuck off, you stole half of our natty with that shit.
Oh fuck man. You mean to tell me you were only pretending? Epic troll for you good sir.
>>68745977
Wyo vs Texas is a college basketball rivalry that I would love to see revived. Just think of how exciting it would be to watch two college basketball bluebloods goat it in the conference championship at the end of the year.
>>68747242
Live in Columbus and I can tell you that is wrong.
It is obviously Nick Saban
>>68747297
I don't know. Let's not pretend that pre-Meyer Florida was any good outside of Spurrier. In two years, he had them winning a natty and a perennial power. That's not even taking into account that he took Utah to a BCS bowl win. The dude was also hugely instrumental in making the spread option as big as it is now.
>>68747242
>Sportsnation
It's E!SPN, so that other 20% is probably for Jim "Hasn't Actually Won Shit Yet" Harbaugh.
The eastern half of Pennsylvania also went entirely for Joe Paterno. Still.
>>68746139
>gets cucked by his quarterback fucking his daughter
>>68747242
>no Craig Bohl
I guess they didn't want to hurt the P5s feelings too much
>>68747378
Scared jawja fan detected.
Enjoy your fall back to irrelevance without Richt.
>>68747242
>not having Harbaugh on a list of best coaches in football
Best football coaches in history
Belichick
Harbaugh
Lombardi
>>68747297
>Nick Saban 5 years at Michigan State
>won jack shit
>Urban Meyer 2 years at Utah
>won the Fiesta Bowl with a MWC team
Saban is a great coach when you arm him to the teeth, but on a level playing field he's not much.
>>68747242
>people who hate alabama but hate ohio state slightly less
>Ohio State has one of the largest alumni bases in the US
Explains this pretty easily, especially after that farce of a game against MSU. Saban has 5 national championships ffs.
>>68747381
>ignoring the GOAT college player Tebow
Urban's success in Florida is tied to (not exclusively mind you) Tebow but he is still an amazing coach. When you look at the talent that Saban has elevated time and time it is telling.
>spread option
I agree. He is the 2nd best current coach and his influence can't be understated.
[spoiler]also I'm a FSU fan so I have anti-Urban bias[/spoiler]
>actual photo of WyoPoster
>>68747519
Who took this picture of me??!!!?
>>68747514
I agree that Tebow was a huge part of it, and I expected that would be the first counterargument. But in 2006, he was nothing more than a situational player and Chris Leak ran the show. Dallas Baker (Harvin was used like Tebow at this point) was the main receiver and Kehstahn Moore was at running back. A lot of literal whos.
>>68747445
that's an illegal forward pass
>>68747486
Let's not pretend Saban didn't have some big-time wins at MSU. What about the 1998 MSU vs aOSU game?
Utah was also a MWC team while MSU is in the B1G. MSU was always facing Michigan, OSU, and Wisconsin if it wanted to win the B1G. Considerably easier for Urban to make it to a BCS game with the competition he was facing.
>>68747566
>>68747589
>>68747514
>>68747486
Winning at Florida and Bama and Ohio State ain't shit. Anyone can do that.
Win at fucking Boise State or Memphis or Temple and we'll talk.
>>68747486
>7-5 without Tebow
In head to head matchup it is 2-2, and a toss up between who is the better coach.
I hate the SEC as much as the next guy but the people who shit on it are just as bad as the people who suck SEC dick.
>>68747589
he won zero bowls with MSU. zero. 0-3 in shit tier bowl games.
>>68747626
Florida is not a historically good program. They were shit until the '90s and shit in the early 2000s.
>>68747626
>dumbass doesn't realize that competition scales down in those conferences
You may have less talent at those schools but you are also consistently playing against worse players.
>>68747646
Better make that 16-8
>>68747682
Utah was 5-6 before Urban got there, and 22-2 in his two seasons, and he was like 6-1 against Power 5 teams with Utah.
post stupid/silly /cfb/ logos
>>68748178
>"should we make a cool, tough looking cougar?"
>"nah, lets just make it spell out WSU"
>>68748676
lmao why are there whiskers coming straight out of the front of his nose?
>>68748178
how many FBS teams are the Wildcats?
>>68661970
Kentucky should be basketball and hookers for Louisville.
>>68748713
>>68748676
Because you have to be high as a kite to think it looks like a cougar.
Just like you have to be high as a kite to live in Pullman.
>>68748676
>>68748713
>>68748771
Are we pretending like this logo isn't top tier? I must have missed the announcement.
>>68748676
>supposed to look like a cougar
>supposed to look like W-S-U
yet it looks like neither of those
>>68747672
>>68747672
>not a historically good program
>.600 win percentage
>3 nattys
>3 heisman trophy winners
they are a historically good program, just not a great one
>>68744462
>>68744642
Wikipedia has a table of all FBS stadium locations, you could have just used those lat/longs. Christ.
>>68748796
I never said being high as a kite wasn't top tier.
>>68748822
2 of those three Heismans were under Spurrier or were Spurrier, and the other was under Meyer. All of those natties were under either Spurrier of Meyer. Again, Meyer and Spurrier were great coaches, but Florida hasn't had more than a handful of successful seasons without these two.
>>68748828
>doing it the easy way
As stated before, I was bored between classes one day and did this. It was "funner" to find them on my own from just knowing the city. Made it interesting
going to sleep now, wake me up when the Big XII actually has 12.
>>68748731
Better question is how many Tigers are there.
>>68748967
Reminder that round robin is the best format and this pressure for a conference championship game is bullshit.
>>68748998
This x9001
10 team conferences for everyone!
>>68748985
just 5 right?
LSU
Auburn
Mizzou
Clemson
Memphis
>>68748998
>NCAA announces only conferences with 12 teams can get champions hip games
>G5 conferences scramble to add FCS-tier scrubs to make it to 12 for dem shekels
>Big XII is a buncha whiny babbies so the NCAA changes the rule to allow champions hip games with only 10 teams
>G5 conferences don't need 12 teams anymore
now what
>>68749061
It's fucking bullshit. Now 2014 TCU-tier teams are going to get a rematch with the one quality opponent they played, and when they win they'll get a playoff spot.
>>68749061
gotta keep the P5 Strong
>>68748796
>assblasted Washington State fans pretending their logo isn't shit
>>68749904
To make this something better than shitposting, what does /cfb/ make of the Pac-12 North this year? Probably one of the more interesting divisions across FBS.
>>68749933
Will be interesting for the first 3 games of conference play and then fall apart, meanwhile the Pac-12 South steals the show.
>>68749957
Pac-12 South looks like shit in comparison m8
I suspect the Rich Rod Wildcats to win it because it's Big East-tier.
which G5 conference is your favorite, /cfb/?
which G5 team is your favorite?
>>68749983
>usc
>ucla
>utah
>zona
>asu
Any of these teams could win meme a win against the other, it's going to stay in play until the last game. Meanwhile the north will be a snorefest.
>>68750057
>conference
#MACtion
>team
Air Force is surprisingly comfy
>>68750057
late-night Mountain West is quite comfy
Mid-week Sun Belt and MAC is nice as well.
>>68750057
Sunbelt, App State tbqh.
Don't mind UNCC and ECU but I don't like CUSA or AAC
>>68750065
The north will be basically the same. The only difference is that the teams in the north are actually not shit.
>>68750118
I like all of the G5 for the most part,
Not much interest in the literally-who teams in CUSA, though.
>>68748178
>"dude...what if...we make it the letter "c"... AND an arm holding a pickaxe?!"
>>68750309
disembodied arm is quite a freaky mascot tbqh
>>68750309
>go to california to look for gold
>get lost
>end up in charlotte...?
>>68748178
lel this looks like a middle school's logo
What will be the first conference with all teams owning a chip?
>>68750423
there was a small gold rush in North Carolina in the early 1800s but nobody knows or cares, so it's still pretty dumb imo
>>68750455
SEC, but it will be in like 30 years after they kick out Kentucky and Vandy.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved wyo so much, I had all the merchandise
>I pray to Wyo every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Wyo is love" I say; "Wyo is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Wyo
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold in the Laramie winter
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Craig Bohl
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Fight, Wyoming, fight."
>He grabs me with his powerful cowboy hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Wyo
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Wyo
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his mighty Cow-Poke
>I want to please Bohl
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Bohl looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all wyo now."
>Bohl leaves through my window
>Wyo is love. Wyo is life.
>>68750696
i can not confirm thaht this is true. nohting goes in my butt not even good couch
>>68750057
>Conference
Either AAC or C-USA
>Team
Houston
>>68750057
>Conference
Mountain West
Every other G5 is the little fish in some much larger fish's pond.
But the MWC is THE conference for its region of the country
>Team
Southern Miss
>>68750943
if by
>"region of the country"
you mean, Idaho, Wyoming, New Mexico State and Nevada, then sure.
AKA Flyovers-R-Us
>>68751054
The Rockies m8
And yeah, it's flyover territory. I didn't say it was a GOOD region of the country. But I like that those little schools actually matter to people.
>>68750057
>fave G5
I dig the little guy but the SBC just doesn't have the bowl tie-ins, or the quality. CCU seems like it'll be a fun team to root for in a few years, but for now it's CUSA all the way, their champ actually plays someone in the #1 bowl-tie-in, and they get that national exposure.
>Favorite G5 team
I have one in every one of those conferences, really, Boise State, Houston, NIU, North Texas, ULL. They're gonna BE somebody, anon. They're gonna be contenders!
>>68748676
>that one asshat with the cougs flag that always shows up at gameday.
Fuck him.
>>68751135
>North Texas
>BE somebody
wat
>>68750309
Still better than the EMU logo, which looks like somebody sketched while bored in 3rd period.
>>68751159
>judging the entire history of a team based on how they did in the most recent reason only
How very P5 of you.
>>68751169
that's awful
my god
>>68751194
>2015:
1-11
>2014
4-8
>2012
4-8
>2011
5-7
>2010
3-9
>2009
2-10
am I missing something?
>>68751169
>>68751206
>A major university puts that on their merch
I KNO RITE
>>68751255
>am I missing something?
Yes, 2013.
>>68751291
By that logic, Mississippi Valley State is a blueblood
>>68751340
i didnt imply they were an all time great school. just that 5 years doesnt make a program. by your logic miami, usc, and nebraska are mediocre programs
>>68751301
But now aren't you the one looking at one season only?
>>68751357
They aren't mediocre programs, but they certainly aren't "gonna be contenders" any time soon, which was the original claim.
>>68751360
No, I'm looking at all the seasons. You picked a handful out of a 100+ year program in the 4th largest media market in the country, and the 4th largest student body in the state, at a school that's only been charging an athletic fee for less than ten years.
The sky is the fucking limit, and there's no way USM, La Tech or Rice are outspending us.
>>68751405
Dude, North Texas has only had like 4 winning seasons in your lifetime.
It's ok to be hopeful for your team's future, but please don't delude yourself like the wyoposter does.
>>68751169
stop picking on EMU
>>68751278
>emu
>major
>>68747486
Saban had NCAA sanctions to deal with at msu. get some knowledge nigguh
>>68751457
Wyoposter seems to believe unironically that a Big 12 invite is even possible, which is so delusional that there's no way he's not a downs kid trolling from his mom's computer.
I'm not claiming greatness here, I'm simply stating that those 4 great seasons were at the very beginning of their move to FBS, and shows how high the ceiling goes. It is not my fault they had two incompetent head coaches in a row who aren't fit to hold a whistle, the new guy isn't winning a Hip but at least 6 or 7 wins will get you off his dick.
>>68751493
Shit, NDSU is more likely to get a Big 12 invite than Wyoming.
It's going to be BYU and they're going to sit at 11 teams until Houston/Cincy/Memphis/Boise State meme their way to two straight top 10 finishes.
We all know that's how it's going to go.
>>68751467
>asks me to stop picking on EMU
>picks on EMU
Meds are wearing off, Dubston.
>>68751540
Boise will need to meme themselves some 2.0 GPA averages as well
>>68750696
Top kek 10/10
>>68751158
Best gameday meme tbqh
>>68751405
>spending money equals winning games
So why aren't I'd, ish, and any (both in too 5 spenders for G5) winning 10 games every year?
>>68751540
>BYU and WVU in the same conference
Not even remotely likely.
>>68751552
i did no such thing. you ever been to Ypsilanti? its just the truth, they have high school facilities but try really hard. i heard they lie about their attendance to stay D1
I want to make SMU good again.
>>68751555
TRIPLEBURN
>>68751590
>muh three time zones
BYU has the biggest fan base outside of the P5. I'd rather kick out WVU to pick up BYU if need be.
>>68751603
>don't pick on the retarded kid who thinks he's people
Look, no one's cheering more for the G5 than me, but you have to put in the goddamn work. EMU and Idaho never did so they can fuck off back to the farm.
>>68751584
To go along with the spending thing. We are in the bottom 15 in fbs in terms of spending and look at how good/above average we've been in football/basketball recently (can only find data for both sports spending combined so that's why I said both)
>>68751611
Deep down, we all want SMU to be great again.
>>68751584
>So why aren't I'd, ish, and any (both in too 5 spenders for G5) winning 10 games every year?
Stop posting from your cell phone, Dennis.
>>68751611
Now that Baylel is ded there is room for a new Texas power.
It's gonna be Houston, tho
>>68751648
EMU has the penis tower. wtf does your g5 school have m8
>>68751611
So you want to start paying the players again?
>>68751644
I'm all for kicking out WVU, but nobody wants their uppity conservatives asses taking every Sunday off. The Big 12 already has a socially backwards morally repressive university, and they're getting sued for it. The country is moving rapidly into the 21st century and BYU is stuck in the 19th.
If West: Colorado State and Houston.
If East (and WVU stays), Memphis and Cincinnati.
>>68751683
athletic facilities :^)
Here's my plan to make SMU football great again:
>hire Art Briles and give him full control of the team
>invest 60% of endowment into football programs
>recruit the toughest, niggest, most hardcore sons of bitches in Texas
>steal better recruits by bribing them
>juice up our players
>schedule cupcakes all season
Watch the wins roll right in.
>>68751683
>wtf does your g5 school have m8
A stadium that seats 30,000 people.
>>68751720
This plan seems awfully familiar, were you alive in 1984?
>>68751720
this will happen
>>68751683
>wtf does your g5 school have m8
Degrees.
>>68751699
Look, I don't deny BYU has baggage, but they would bring in more revenue and exposure than those schools.
Or, they can get Nebraska and Colorado back, and make a protected crossover game between Nebraska and Oklahoma. (Ain't going to happen, but a man can dream).
>>68751683
>wtf does your g5 school have m8
A bowl win after World War II
>>68751731
>>68751740
The NCAA are too big a pussy to give us the death penalty twice. I can put up with sanctions.
>>68751748
>Or
No, those schools are getting an equal share of the pie in the Pac-12, they have zero motivation to leave. They are treated well.
The only schools to be added are G5's so hungry that they'll slurp any semen they can get just for some P5 money (like TCU and WVU did). So you're more likely looking at AAC schools and a travel partner for WVU, even though WVU is terrible and doesn't deserve to be in this conference at all.
>>68751752
>>68751742
>>68751721
>>68751700
ya sounds pretty gay
>>68751754
>sanctions
Official Things that will invoke the wrath of the NCAA POWER RANKINGS
1) Paying players
2) Giving players benefits
3) Talking shit about the refs
.
.
.
9001) Murder
9002) Rape
9003) Child rape
>>68751699
>If West: Colorado State
Please stop with this Colorado St is good meme. It's not true
>>68751775
I just want Oklahoma-Nebraska back. That's all senpai
>>68751761
>admitting in a post you're evading a ban
I admire your mustard.
>>68751787
I know, but Denver has more people than Provo so shut the fuck up.
>>68751805
What are they gonna do? Fite me irl :^)
>>68751786
9004) literally anything North Carolina does, no matter how bad
>>68751786
Which is why athletes are campaigning for payments now. If SMU pays its athletes, it will be seen as progressive. Therefore we should pay our athletes.
>>68751826
Also this.
>>68751829
>Breaking the rules
The SWC is over, you have a downtown stadium with no potential for growth and a prohibitively small student body. Deal with it.
>>68751786
>child rape at 9003
Penn State damn near got the death penalty
>>68751846
Rules were meant to broken. The South (West) Will Rise Again.
>>68751850
But they didn't.
>>68751850
Only Joe Paterno got the death penalty desu
>>68751818
And there's more Mormons than entire state of Colorado.
>>68751862
That's cause they're pussies. The only school that got the death penalty should be football's most notorious team.
>>68751805
how long does someone get for ban evasion?
>>68751875
Life.
>>68751863
Jej
>>68751870
>implying they watch football
>implying they're not outside my front door right now
>implying i won't let them in
>implying they're not kissless virgins
>implying i won't fix that
>implying anyone can stand these people and isn't resisting the urge to punch them in the face
>implying i won't
>implying i'm not a hard street nigga
>implying i wasn't raised in west philadelphia
>implying my mom didn't send me to move with my auntie and uncle in bel-air
>>68751875
>>68751884
>literally using the same name when you're evading your ban
That boy is a special kind of stupid.
>defending SMU
Man I fucking hate Dallas
>>68751884
>>68751912
ruston exiled to 8ch /when/? are we gonna visit him?
>>68751950
Do they have a sports board? Cuz otherwise I'm not going.
>>68751989
of course mein negro you can make boards there. we could make a ruston board
>>68752021
Um..... no.
>shitposter from MW
>shitposter from CUSA
Do we have a shitposter from the AAC or SB yet? Cuz apparently we're due.
>>68752045
>lel they'll never find me
>keep posting under the same name
There's that Louisiana Tech education I've heard nothing about.
>>68752045
Maybe I'll*
Posting from a phone is a fate I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy
>>68752063
kek
>>68752063
Are you happy now my friend?
>>68668869
>best defense
>yfw tOSU hangs 40+ on them AGAIN
>>68752148
>replying to the pasta
>>68752112
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY
>tfw this thread might actually make it
>tfw go to bed feeling breddy gud
>tfw wake up it's gone
WHY
bedtime bump
>>68752701
One of those, also the SEC sucks cocks.
>>68749116
I'm just hoping that a team lime TCU or Oklahoma goes into the Big 12 """"""""""""""""""""championship"""""""""""""""""""" game undefeated, and faces off against an 8-4 Baylor team that memes their way to a win, and cucks the Big 12 out of the playoffs.
>>68755632
Way more fun when that happens in the SEC or B1G.
Top o the morning, /cfb/, what fresh delusions do we have today?
>>68751786
dont forget to add fake classes on the list
>>68756322
Nah. they don't seem to care about that at all.
See
>>68751826
>>68756142
BYU is going to the Fiesta Bowl
>>68756433
Not if it's played on a Sunday
So BYU Big 12 invite when?
>>68756588
Literally never.
>>68756603
We both know it's going to happen
>>68756613
Like my penis into your vagina.
>>68756753
Are you referring to a boipussy?
>>68756782
If you went to BYU then probably.
>>68756799
Plenty of women at BYU amigo. Not very attractive, but plenty none the less.
>>68756849
And at BYU you can marry like five of them at once
>>68756869
but not have sex with them until then, or you get kicked out of school.
>>68756869
Negative, one and only one. Unless you decide to divorce and marry another of course.
>I rate Texas
>>68757051
>unironically living in Lubbock
>>68757080
>missing out on the pirate king doing the weather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSPcMXWJjUg
>>68757080
I know, I don't understand those people, either.
>>68757051
>tfw no more byu vs tcu conference games
>>68757143
surely TCU can find some other rival worth watching.
>>68757290
I'm sure they could. Doesn't change the fact that byu and tcu don't play each other anymore, which is a shame.
>>68663596
I am a WVU grad and diehard fan, and I like and support Wyoming for Big 12 membership. Its strange to see a Wyoming fan despise WVU. Don't hate us bro. I hope the Big 12 brings in Wyoming and CSU.
>>68757408
>WVU and Wyo in the same conference
Saw off your dick and literally go fuck yourself.
>>68757429
thanks no thanks.
WVU needs an invite to the SEC. Then the SEC can send Mizzou back to the Big 12
>>68757525
West:
*As is*
Bama
TAMU
Auburn
LSU
Miss State
Ole Miss
Arkansas
East:
Drop Mizzou and Kentucky
*New East*
Tennessee
Georgia
Florida
South Carolina
Vanderbilt
Virginia Tech
West Virginia
>>68757408
Blank template please.
>>68757861
I cant find it, I guess I didn't save it
>>68757838
that would be pretty great
>>68757861
here you go my france freind. use wisely
>>68757051
needs more texas teams desu
>>68757525
>Inviting a yankee team to the SEC
Nice delusion.
>>68757838
Kentucky is one of the two teams in the SEC that can compete in basketball.
>>68759083
you were supposed to forget that West Virginia was "West" Virginia because it was aligned with Yankee scum.
>>68757408
i dont truly hating wvu. i dislike that they make impossible fro us to become big xii. will respect wvu many much when goes to acc or sec.
>>68757525
>>68759083
>>68759256
>Inviting a team called the Mountaineers
That's an entirely different breed of redneck, it'll never work.
September 3, 2016: The Clemson Tigers make a big statement by thrashing Auburn 100-0 in their own stadium.
September 4, 2016: Gus Malzahn is fired, Kevin Steele is interim coach. We all prepare for an 0-12 season.
September 10, 2016: We beat Arkansas State 16-14 when they miss a chip shot as time expires.
September 17, 2016: Trevor Knight throws 5 picks in a 24-20 win for the Tigers.
September 24, 2016: Leonard Fournette rushes for 500 yards in an instant classic shootout, but a late fumble on the 1 yard line allows Auburn to escape with a 55-52 win.
September 25, 2016: Auburn receives votes in both the AP and the Coaches Poll
November 26, 2016: Auburn is 10-1, ranked 12th, Alabama is 11-0, unanimous 1st. On the back of a 7 TD performance by Jeremy Johnson, Auburn wins with a 65 yard field goal as time expires.
December 3, 2016: #7 Auburn thrashes #14 Tennessee in the SEC championship, 61-14
December 4, 2016: The playoff selections are announced, Auburn creeps in at #4.
December 11, 2016: Jeremy Johnson narrowly beats out Christian McCaffrey for the Heisman
December 31, 2016: Auburn beats Michigan with the controversial aid of 5 penalties called on Jim Harbaugh.
January 9, 2017: In a rematch against the undefeated Clemson Tigers, Auburn wins 85-84 in a similar fashion to Appalachian State's Miracle on the Mountain.
Book it.
>>68759463
so this is the power of shitpost
>Have the best QB group in the country
>Have great depth at almost every offensive position
>Great offensive coordinator on the rise
>Got an average schedule and not a goddamn gauntlet for once
>Still going to go 9-3 because shit DC and shit LBs and DBs
I want to die, /sp/.
>>68752050
Sun Belt is too chill for shitposting.
Not sure about AAC.
>>68759910
>Couldn't even attach the pic I wanted to
I still want to die, /sp/.
>>68758792
Thanks
>>68757838
>dropping Kentucky but keeping Vandy
Nigger what?
>>68759463
>85-84 championship game
>>68760325
>french cowpoke is a ravens fan
noice
>>68759910
What school? OU?
>zero ACC shitposting
Looks like they finally learned their goddamn place.
>implying this isn't the year we make a name for ourselves
>>68757838
>mfw kentucky has won the sec more recently than ole miss
>>68763339
ok i lied they were ineligible in 1977
but they went undefeated in conference anyway
>>68762159
Can't wait for Funbelt and their meme QBs
>>68762159
Based FunBelt
>>68763990
>poor NMSU
>Texas State getting the state to themselves
Neither of these things can possibly last.
>#OKState and Arizona State agree to a home-and-home football series.
- Sept. 10, 2022 in Stillwater
- Sept. 9, 2023 in Tempe
Sweet
day 3 without the ruston rustler. i dont know if i can take it anymore. spirit is at an all time low. testosterone at an all time low. sex drive at an all time low. will to live at an all time low. only 1 update to the collage in last 3 days. i only knew him for about 2 weeks but i feel like i knew him my whole life. i didnt even get to sya goodbye to him. i never got to meet his parents. he never got to visit my farm. everything was going so well, all for it to disappear without warning. i cant stop thinking about him
>wake up in the morning
think of ruston rustler
>eat breakfast
think of ruston rustler
>feed animals
think of ruston rustler
>take shower
think of ruston rustler
>brush teeth
think of ruston rustler
>drive work
think of ruston rustler
>peggy takes smoke break
think of ruston rustler
>drive hime
think of ruston rustler
>eat supper
think of ruston rustler
>come to /cfb/
dont think of ruston rustler because he doesnt come here anymore
>talk to family
think of ruston rustler
>try to go sleep normally
cant. thinking of ruston rustler
>cry self to sleep
dream of ruston rustler
why did it have to be this way. ruston rustler if you could just give me a sign. give me a reason to live.
>>68765438
>day 3
He was on last night and why am I even replying, fuck off.
>>68765438
The sad thing is this general will still be so much worse than this during the actual season.
thoughts on tOSU's 2023 OOC schedule?
>>68765889
quite the doozy. they'll win all 3 tho
>Navy
Loss
>some d2 school
win
>Penn
win
>At Monmouth
win
>Yale
win
>Georgetown
win
>Lehigh
win
>Colgate
loss
>Holy Cross at Yankee Stadium
I swear to god if we don't win
>Bucknell
win
Well, i sure as hell can't wait to get bounced in the first round of FCS playoffs again.
>>68668036
Still gets my dick hard.
>>68765521
why rude
>>68765722
this will be my first season on /cfb/ i'll be here every step of the way giving you guys in depth analysis on wyo football
>>68766400
why look at me like that skip.
25 posts early but atleast we didnt get sunk by soccer :^)
>>68767180
>>68767180
>>68767180
>>68766420
We're going to continue with better posters, hopefully
>>68751797
>tfw when 1971 will never happen again
>>68765722
So just like every general, then.
>>68766308
>they'll win all 3
>players in those games are currently ten years old
Homerism at its best.
>>68767307
The dream lives on.
>>68767212
This is true but a maxed thread for the first time in weeks would be delightful.
Also your new thread sucks so we'll see if it has traction.
>is it September yet
It's gonna be a long summer.
And then Charlie Strong gets fired so it's an even longer offseason.
>>68771412
everyone shift into season mode
we've gotta have two maxed out threads active at once
>>68773483
YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT, WOULDN'T YOU
>>68766420
when will you join the ivy league?
>>68773838
You're cute.
>>68771196
>college rosters will be made up of 17 year olds in 2023
Lets put this one in the books guys.
Almost there. A little more contribution and we can hit five hundo
need 10 more replies. we can do this. do it for ruston rustler
>>68773986
They will be in some schools, god damn.
>>68774217
>/cfb/
>books
Pick one
>>68774502
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
Hey ASSHOLE! Are you a Jayhawks fan? Are you depressed about your team being full of shit-sucking losers? Do you want to be a winner? Well say no more because I have a surefire plan to make them the number one school in the country.
>Step one: Hire Art Briles and give him full control of the team. That includes all players and personnel.
>Step two: Use 50% or more of your school's endowment on football. You know that basketball program you like? Fuck them, it's all about football.
>Step three: You need to recruit the orneriest, toughest, and hardest niggers from the state of Texas. You need to recruit hard bastards nobody wants to touch.
>Step four: You see those schools like Texas or USC getting all the five star recruits? You know how to get them to come to you instead? Simple, you give them a little incentive to come to your school. It doesn't have to be much, but a small monetary contribution will make them happy and add their loyalty to your school.
>Step five: This is the hardest step, but it must be done. You know how some players are just plain strong? Well, there's a reason for that. It's called "enhancement." What you need to do is to "enhance" your athletes with a chemical solution. Don't worry, everyone does it.
>Step five: The most important step of all. You need to erase the losing tradition that is associated with the University of Kansas. Which is why I'm proposing a name change. Instead of Kansas, change your name to elicit a winner's name. That's why I propose you change your name to the best goddamn program in the country, Southern Methodist University. Change your name to NMU, Northern Methodist University and the wins will roll on in.
>>68774696
>art briles
>rape enabler
>in the same conference
stopped reading.
i'm not even pretending to have meaningful contribution
just dumping cfb related pictures until we reach 500
>>68774685
my name isnt donnie why did you call me that i never even implied my name was donnie nor did anyone else so why would you say that what sources do you have to possible beleive my name is donnie are you just making stuff up to try and sound cool to anonymous people on 4 chan well gues what they dont think you are cool they see you as bitch for bully somebody who you dont know you are hereby known as little bitch boy
>>68774804
>pictures
>100
While I recognize your dangling modifier, I think we've acheived MAX CFB for the first time in a couple weeks.
Feels good, man.
>watches as new thread dies under 100
if i laugh about it i can't cry about it
WELP.
We did it, gents.
Good job.
>mfw we did it
>>68774926
>laughing
>crying
>it's all the same when you have to live in the South
Via con dios, el threado.
>>68774980
The South is the best goddamn part of the country, you mong!
>>68775089
Except for the part where it's sweaty and racist.
>>68774980
>implying anywhere else is good at football
last for ruston rustler