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KC:Jamaal Charles likely to miss start of camp
MIN:Vikes WR Charles Johnson 'popped' this spring
MIA:Accuracy still a concern for Ryan Tannehill
IND:Moncrief (toe) has resumed running routes
JAC:'Very high' likelihood Beachum ready for camp
NYJ:Wilkerson does not say if he will skip camp
JAC:Jags to start Chris Ivory over T.J. Yeldon?
LAR:Case Keenum the favorite to start Week 1?
FA:Report: Monroe unwilling to play right tackle
CAR:Panthers, LT Oher do 3-year, $21.6M extension
CLE:RGIII lacked for 'wow' moments in offseason
PIT:Maurkice Pouncey underwent seven surgeries
Clowney is elite
Board's flooded with shit 2bqh
Is this thread a lost cause?
I cannot contain my laughter.
>archived
>Mexico
>soccer
>than the olympics
/nflg/ is going to be dead for awhile boys
I'll be in the yankee threads watching them suck ):
it happened
>>68662797
what happened :3
>>68663461
at least >your boreball team won an eries in recent memory
>>68665563
are you not a giants fan?
or are you an A's fan
>>68665558
mexico got buttfucked in the copa and all the soccer threads killed the general
>>68665822
ah
very memey day
>>68666343
yeah i'm too high to deal with this much tonight, going to bed now
> Basketball will be over in 21 hours
Aw man, its gonna be tough.
Reminder
Pokemon will have to keep this thread alive
Gen 1-3 > 4-7
Deoxys is best legendary
A
W
K
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>>68665426
This whole website is stupid, idk why I bother posting here
>>68668103
Because you're a faggot
>>68668103
something something here forever.
>>68668163
Very unlikely
>>68668129
Very true
>>68668225
That's a 30 yard pass, Brady would never attempt that. Even throwing from short to second is too far for his noodle arm.
Also nice job shooping the fans, that's a nice touch.
>>68668225
>Brady
>deflates balls
>team spies
>Red Sux
>Papi PED user.
>Bruins
>lol furpuck
Literally a city full of cheaters.
>>68668290
>wearing a jacket tucked into your jeans
>>68668272
don't forget they were such pussies they had to dress up as injuns during the boston tea party
Fake headlines
OAK:raiders announce they will wear Rosarios all year in hopes of making playoffs
TB:Winston banned from beach following pinching incident
HOU:Watt adopts kittens, named Record and Adversity
NE:Collins : "Khalil Mack is my nigga"
LAR: Gurley requests #23 following NBA game 6
OAK:RB Taiwan Jones mistaken for LB Taiwan Jones
GB:Adams contemplated move to QB due to speed of balls leaving his hands
TENN:Mariota locked in bathroom, escapes after being raped
TB:Miko Grimes offered job with Stephen A. Smith
DEN:Roby mysteriously disappeared after Talib shooting
BAL:Flacco arrested for assault after overthrown baseball struck 80 year old woman
NFL:Goodell reportedly found alive in Detroit
>>68668858
>GB:Adams contemplated move to QB due to speed of balls leaving his hands
lol
I CAN'T KEEP MY FUCKING COOL, WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SOCSHIT THREADS
>>68668069
They look heretical as fuck desu
Should've went with white/silver. Would've been based and rooted in Raider tradition.
>>68669112
if it's color rush then raiders should be silver
if chip kelly doesn't try to into GMing in the next season or two, the next $(ers raiders game will be gold vs silver
even more fitting if it's vegas raiders: golden state vs silver state
>>68669171
Fucking SOCCER threads man...
>>68669606
>The Jalapenning occurred in Pants Field
well, at least jed york was responsible for something nice for once :^)
JUST FUCKIN SIGN FITZ REEEEEEEEEEE
>>68669830
Yeah I guess so kek
18-1
>>68670777
PATS BTFO
>>68663461
This is so true, thw Copa America, Eufa Euro, the the Olympics.
This is not the last time yuros attempt to destabilize our innocent American sport by letting the general slide
Friendly bump
>>68663461
>Not shipping about counting the rings
Literally the only thing I have left till the jest aren't the jest anymore
Random bump so yuroshits don't win
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
>>68681746
It's too late, Jim, he's already dead.
>>68681789
I can't deal with boreball and divegrass threads for a month and a half
>thread not doing so good
Let's toss in a little Texans hate to stir shit up, eh?
Good morning
>>68682716
I don't hate the Toxins.
They have the best shot at knocking the Clots and Luck down a notch.
>page 6
>>68684101
>Old Bay
>Not NiggerJokes
Here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all next season
> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray best returner in league
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> Lead in tds and yards
> 12-4
The Kansas City Chiefs will win Super Bowl 51
>>68685082
Here are some more reasons why they will lose
>old roster
>dog shit front office
>bad coach
>no speed on offense
>porous defense
>andrew luck is overrated
I hope you are the anon I told a year ago that signing frank gore and andre johnson would do nothing for the clots yet he kept squealing at me that the colts would win SB50
>>68685202
In Madden.
>>68685418
on Easy mode.
>>68685418
>>68685488
my fucking face when I hoist the lombardi in front of every pizza faced faggot who ever called me a noodle arm or game manager
Smeth is getting his this year
>>68685597
>he thinks Andy "wth is time management" Reid will ever get his shit together and win an Owl
>>68685749
He will win a SB with KC in the exact fashion Denver just won one. If it comes down to the wire, the Chiefs would lose. But it wont be like that. It will be a defensive blowout.
>mfw Leonard Williams wins DPOTY, emerges as the second coming of reggie white, and the jets let mo walks for dat tasty compensation pick as some team overpays him for past production
>>68686086
>Leonard Williams
>winning DPOY
>implying literally anyone besides this beast winning DPOY
Give one reason why Tom Brady is better than Joe. Pro tip: You can't.
>>68686384
better hair 2bh
>>68682716
I hope Osweiner becomes the next goat just so Elway has to live with his mistake, a shame I know it wont happen.
>swag is a vegan
i thought veggies were for the weak you pansy
>hockey over
>basketball almost over
>football months away
Fuck
>>68689282
you're a rasm fan
you don't have much to look forward to
>>68689282
>three months of nothing but boreball and divegrass
>>68689424
We're going to be above .500 this year and playoff bound in 3 years or less. I believe.
>>68667473
Why are raidniggers so delusional?
this thread is empty with no tiki posting
>>68661150
This
Who's gayer, Odell or Rodgers?
>>68685380
> The vets are still putting up big numbers
> Got me there
> 3x 11-5 record plus playoffs is terrible for a coach
> Nigga what? Hilton+Moncrief+Dorsett = 3rd degree burns
> Might want to recheck that bud.
> Luck is overrated because "muh stats says so"
Eagles bump to revive thread.
>>68687993
I hope he becomes the next goat so a new meme can be spawned.
>CANT STOP THE BROCK
>CANT STOP THE BROCK
>YOU CANT STOP THE BROCK
But knowing the Texans' luck that will never happen.
Damn /nfl/ where you at
>>68688745
Vegan can be elite, hopefully he doesn't die... Gabs still gonna start anyway
>>68691872
Brock Lobster!
>>68691894
benis
go pats
>>68691872
Brock Lobster
occasional reminder that Rodgers to Nelson is the best QB/WR duo in the NFL
>>68693990
That's not AC/DC.
>>68693990
Who? Luck and Hilton?
>>68693990
Gabbert to Patton coming soon
>>68694048
>>68694643
>tripniggers
>>68686384
>jerry stickum
>>68694048
does AC/DC or luck/hilton have over 10 yards per target (only receiver since 1992 to achieve this with a minimum of 500 targets) or a 67% catch rate (6th in the NFL since 1992)
nobodies beating him in efficiency stats and only Julio and Brown are beating him in bulk stats, and not by much (1519 yards and 13 TDs in 2014, over 100 yards a game with Rodgers in 2013)
>>68695089
It's cause the Raiders are better than the Puckers, lol.
>>68695089
too bad it's only the second best white to white connection
>>68695089
Bridgewater to Wallace was better
>>68695858
him?
do you think Fitz will return?
its a shame to see a team rally around one player so hard just for him to turn around and act like a jew
>>68695089
>AC/DC
Who are these?
>>68660964
wtf is this quote?
>>68696517
Probably from the first half of the 1980 season when Steve DeBerg was the starter and Joe Montana was the backup. Steve DeBerg at one point had a case of laryngitis and could not bark out the signals loudly enough for his linemen to hear so the 49ers installed a battery-powered speaker-amplifier system on him.
Lebron > Jordan
>>68698246
No-one cares about apehoop, m8.
>>68698246
You're wrong about your own dumb sport
>>68698977
>>68699169
Butthurt mullatos detected
>>68699244
What? I prefer baseball to basketball, lol.
>>68699244
No shit you detected them, you're in Texas.
Supposed new "leak" of Color Rush colors.
>>68699502
>Black Raiders unis
Thank god they didn't give them a meme color.
>>68699598
>wanting the Raiders in black pants
>>68699502
>Seattle wearing full neons
>>68699734
It's better than them being in like gold or some other stupid color.
>>68699502
>saints
>white
Dude what
>>68699502
This is a little less official than some of the previously released leak material, like the diagram used at NFL meetings. There's also been a few changes.
It's not awful, so I wouldn't mind if this is it, but I'm less sure of this than the other and frankly I liked the other better.
>>68699502
too much yellow/orange not enough green
Raiders will win an Owl this season.
Well lads, just watched gladiator, and I'm currently pondering the virtues of the NFL as what is basically the modern day coliseum. I've come to the conclusion that it is pretty fucking awesome, and will continue for a long time, while simultaneously being a super fun game to play with your friends, unlike a swordfight to the death. All in all, a vast improvement upon the roman era because now the whole family can participate in football.
>>68701175
I found this post pretty amusing for some reason
I've always wanted to see an Alternate with Silver tops abs black pants
>>68702135
>>68702135
>Holding the thumb in the same way hoes do when they attempt to remove their gag reflex whilst giving a blowjob. Smeth confirmed gay.
>>68702436
I want to see a regular uniform game.
>>68689539
>Keep Fisher on board for 3 years
>Goff goes from spectacular for a rookie to solid for a 2nd year to bad for a 3rd year qb
>No development
>The rams trade future for stud qb prospect
Rinse and repeat
Until you fire Fisher you have nothing to look forward to
>>68702585
I wanna see a playoff game
>>68702819
i just wanna see a regular game
>>68696448
Amari Cooper / Derek Carr
>This thread still hanging around
>no posts
Feels batman
No bengals have committed crimes this off season.
Should I be worried?
Like Andy Dalton is gonna axe murder his wife now, right?
>>68706567
Everybody's watching either apehoop or boreball. I'm watching boreball.
>>68706570
You better pray for a felony to come your way soon.
>GSW
Was that choke bigger than 18-1?
The ONLY team to win after starting 3-1.
Holy shit, they actually did it.
>Leaveland winning
I-is there still hope for >us?
>>68708061
cleveland sports curse is over
>>68708014
No because it didn't give birth to /so/ imho.
>>68708142
No.
>>68708365
Is that your actual honest opinion?
>mfw RGIII wins one for da land
>>68708443
No. I'm just meming around.
>>68708142
No, because as a city, you're actually good at sports. It's just the Lions that suck.
>>68708014
Yes.
How the FUCK do you win 73 games, go to the Finals and win 3 out of the first 4 games and then fucking LOSE????
>>68708142
literally no hope anytime soon
>>68708653
You become a victim to meme magic.
The NBA season is over.
football's time is soon.
rejoice
Wow, just wow...
>>68708653
How the fuck do you win 18 games in a row and lose to Eli?
Fucking Golden State blew it, now we'll never hear the end of it from Lebronfags and Patsfags
>>68708014
teams going up 3-1 were 18-0 going into tonight so... at least equivalent.
>>68708974
flyovers>coasts
>>68709113
I know you're trying to make it seem like 18-1 was worse but no lol
>"""people""" dont know the browns are winning the AFCN
>""""people""""" dont know RGIII is a lock for comeback player of the year
>"""""people""""" dont know Coleman is antonio brown but better
lol
>>68709169
good fuck the bandwagon memeiors
literally the Seahawks of the NBA
>>68709229
But, consider that 18-1 has happened before and ended with a ring.
Winning when down 3-1 has never happened before, ever.
Good for Cleveland
>GS
Lel
Will Browns fans stop being whiny little shits now?
>Pats fans trying to find a worse choke job than 18-1
>>68709796
>Ohio
No
>>68709723
At least now I can hope GS tickets will be cheaper now that the bandwagon is gone.
We're finally fucking free patsbros
>>68709169
kys old gay
the world would be a better place without trips
>>68710104
nobody gives a fucking singular shit about apehoop. football is still america's most popular sport, you can't escape it.
>>68709862
That's a cute giraffe
>Dusbs
the kings will never be good but at least I can take more joy in divisional pain
>>68710272
3 losses > 1
>>68710104
Has Brady cheated yet today? Anyone know?
get ready for serious patsfag shitposting, everyone
50 years down the fucking toilet
fuck
> Warriors
> Patriots
> Mariners
Kek
>Cleveland finally gets a championship after decades
>San Diego hasn't done shit in forever
Kill me.
>>68710836
No, but Gisele has
>>68710912
Not even 0-16 can hold a candle to the failure of 18-1
>>68710104
Would bang but that's not you ;_;
>>68711175
>Implying 0-16 isn't a badge of honor
>>68708142
First of all you will need yet another freak of nature possible goat
Second he can't retire early
Given loins track record
No.
Lebron hatera BTFOOOOOOOOOO
>>68711317
heh, how did I turn you into such a little slut?
>>68711175
mad
>>68690691
>>68661150
You left your trip on you delusional fucking faggot
>>68709433
>Any bandwagon worse than LeBron dickriders
Not possible
>>68711597
>What is the Cheatriots bandwagon
>>68711175
>Steph Curry is from NC
fucking hell the entire state of north carolina needs to get its shit together after everything thats happened this year
>>68711687
he's from Ohio
>>68711317
You little lesbian slut
>>68708142
Do you think Goodell is as much of a Jew as Silver is?
Maybe you have a chance!
>All these 18-1 / 73-9
>YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF US ANYMORE
Lel
It's finally over, /nfl/
Our drought ended tonight
Let's fucking go
>>68711800
RUDE
>>68711550
Your tight bussy will turn anyone into a slut
>>68711956
>Cavs won
>Indians looking good
>Browns have hope for the first time in decades
GET FUCKING HYPE
>>68711956
Maybe Lebron can play QB
>>68711674
Basketball wise
>Live in new York
>Oh I love the Miami heat, and no, not cuz of LeBron
>Since before Shaq or dwade
>Oh I've always loved the Cavalier's, and no not cuz of LeBron
>>68712051
>im a fan of players, not teams!
>>68711587
This
>>68661150
Remember when J.J. Watt got two tackles in the playoff game and lost 30-0 to the Chiefs?
>>68712859
Nut he ran for -1 yards
>>68713122
All the more reason why the Texans suck lel.
>>68713236
They are a okay
>>68713337
I bet you a box of Rice-A-Roni that the Raiders will finish with a better record than the Texans lel.
>>68713473
2 boxes of Uncle Bens
>>68713531
Your choice of flavor.
>>68713721
Red Beans and Rice is best uncle bens
>cavs win
>cubs gonna win
What NFL team gonna shock the world?
Bungles?
>/sp/ is again 90% American sports right now
Crazy that's what it used to be like anyway.
>>68713964
I can dream
>>68713964
Raiders.
>>68711994
spread that bucci bitch
>>68713964
packers
Top 5 drought championship nfl team?
>>68714302
1. Browns
2. Chargers
3. Eagles
4. Cardinals
5. Falcons
>>68714261
How would a packers win be shocking?
>>68714401
Because they have to fight the 1 ring per QB rule they established with Favre.
>>68714261
Not tonight. Besides, your not as qt as >>68710104
>>68714401
retards who exaggerate a 5 year drought
>>68714401
ask sneak
>>68714660
;__; fine im going to bed, the big black bulls will have their way with me again
>>68714887
pls don't go I love you
>>68714887
>implying snek wouldn't simply go "oh, it just means the next QB will go ringless to compensate"
>>68708653
It was bound to happen eventually. GSW were cocky as fuck and were slowly getting exposed throughout playoffs.
That huge wall known at their ego was being chipped at, OKC nearly took it down, Cavs absolutely demolished it
It's time lads..
>>68715218
>detriot
>cleveland
>>68715218
I had the pleasure of watching Stafford play in college and I can say he sucked then as he does now lol.
>>68715291
its in ohio
>>68715037
dont fall for her lies anon
>>68715218
for what?
Stafford having a steep decline without his HoF receiver?
>>68715218
Pretty sure they already achieved it by losing in the playoffs a few seasons ago
>>68715321
Mart Stafford is a top 5 qb.
>>68715321
>Stafford having a steep decline without his HoF receiver?
Didnt you know, Golden Tate is going to produce so well you wont even know a HOFer left!
>>68715806
I bet you are a dolphin fan, boy
oh hey it's another fake me
>>68716049
I bet you five dollars that you can find a shitload of furry art of every single team in the league lol.
>>68716140
Maybe ;)
>>68716049
Im not sure how you came to that conclusion.
>>68716140
We used to have DeviantArt threads when late night /sp/ was alive. Some real interesting stuff for your favorite team would pop up.
>>68716215
I remember some of those threads. I never realized how autistic some of the other raidniggers were.
>>68716215
>>68715847
I remember how much lions fans used to fawn over Tates production in these 2 games
detoilet fans out of anyone should understand 1 good receiver doesnt make a team
>>68716383
How does a fully grown adult male turn into a female cow? Also the cow has tits and udders, which is basically saying that she has two sets of tits. Oh god Cowboys fans are stupidly strange.
>>68716456
He he he he he he he.
Is it safe for me to come back now? it seems so.... glad NBA is over desu
man that was so inspirational
I just want my drought to end ;_;
>>68717384
Well you know now what you must do. You must meme.
>>68717538
Every team who came to cheer for Carolina got BTFO this season.
>>68717596
Oh swear God
>>68717596
>this is a 10/10 in Cleveland
>>68717538
meh, if you told me that this would happen 5 years ago before Cam had ever taken a snap Id prolly take it. don't forget the panthers have always done less with more talent wise. If it weren't for Steve smith we would have been browns tier from 06 to 11
>tfw you were at the brady MNF game and was able to hear him scream to the ref that the call was fucking bullshit.
>a Bay Area team has won a championship every year since 2014
>Warriors won in 2015, choked in 2016
>Giants won in 2014, will get BTFO by the Cubs in the postseason
>Sharks Shorked the Cup in 2016
>A's are on one of Billy's downturns
>49ers set to become a dumpster fire
Who can stop us?
make something
captcha: sports
>>68717702
Derek Carr
>>68717702
The Raiders
>>68717702
The 49ers
>>68717702
Broncos D
>>68717702
>Have 30 teams
>Brag that one of them wins something
Bears going 5-1 in the division this year.
Only loss is a Detroit away game.
>>68717384
same
The Bay Area is now cursed and the Raiders will miss the playoffs again.
>>68717763
The Bay has 6 teams and told you why the other five aren't winning in 2016
>>68717769
burrs pls
>>68717740
>>68717742
>>68717747
>>68717759
>>68717763
Embrace the fear
>>68717769
>Burrs beating the Lions
>>68717815
The Bay will now be the new Cleveland, m8. They've transferred the curse onto us.
>>68717907
I don't think I'm ready for a Cleveland bandwagon
>>68717907
Lolno
>>68718019
>>68718035
It will occur my son. Embrace it.
>>68717384
>Namath still alive
Wew
>>68717702
Carrmageddon if she keeps denying the fact that she's a woman :(
>>68718177
You could at least try to use a better trip code
>>68718217
I am a man
Can we all agree that Johnny Football is a good football player now?
>>68718255
Prove it
>>68718277
is he even still alive?
>>68718326
I last heard he was on drugs hard and had crashed a rented car and was getting sued for it.
>>68718281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hI9msmI5Fx
>>68717853
The loins are on a devastating decline. But thats what happens to every Caldwell team.
>>68718449
You are now famous
>>68718449
Now say :They don't think it be like it is, but it do
>this gemeral
>men wanting to be women
>women wanting to be men
>>68691872
>can't stop the Brock
Five (5) sacks.
One half.
Zero (0) touchdowns.
>>68718470
Please no
>>68718490
Why should I?
>>68718513
>misspelling general
>>68718449
>dat voice
>>68718449
Nig voice
>>68718538
Hey. Let me have my dream until the season starts. This is the first time in a while I've had a flicker of hope for this godforsaken team.
>>68718663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPSQBDcC7C
>>68718666
>666
PRAISE SATAN HE IS THE GREAT DARK LORD.
>>68718666
>godforsaken
>666
JJ Watt is going to tear his ACL in camp and Brock is going to set a new NFL sack record.
>>68718745
Or maybe if I and enough Houstonians sell their souls to our great overlord, I can strike a deal for the Texans to finally win an Owl for the dinky dank Bayou.
>>68718666
>Let me have my dream until the season starts
>selling your soul for hope in the offseason only
>>68718824
>niggers everywhere
>lastros
>rockets
>oilers
>texans
>sheila jackson lee
Yeah, no. Even Satan refuses to do business in Houston.
It won't stop flooding because God is trying to flush it into the sea.
>>68718824
Satan wouldn't bite on your b8
>>68718904
>It won't stop flooding because God is trying to flush it into the sea.
I think you're thinking of New Orleans, which, by the way, contributed to a large influx of niggers into this city.
>>68718745
>Brock is going to set a new NFL sack record.
So Watt is going to get injured and Brock is going to play DE in his place?
>>68718955
New Orleans has won a Super Bowl and hasn't flooded every other week for the past three months.
>>68718981
No, he's going to be on the receiving end.
>mfw David Carr is ranked #1 and #3 on the all time single season sacked list with 76 in 2002 and 68 in 2005
>>68718981
They memed JJ to play on the offense, they might as well meme Brock to play on defense
>>68696448
An 80's band, they did the songs Thunderstruck, TNT, and Hell's Bells
>>68717711
related
https://frinkiac.com/
tons of simpsons screen caps, could be meme worthy
goodnight
>page 8
who /up/?
>>68722245
0640 here, just woke up
>>68718449
>>68714302
1. Lions
2. Browns
3. Chargers
4. Bengals
5, Cardinals
Rated from the most shocking to least shocking
>>68660964
>berkeley
>in charge of anything football related
>yfw cal wins the roseb owl
Reminder that championships won over ten years ago are no longer relevant
>>68723761
except the undefeated Dolphins
they're always relevant
>>68723482
>>68714393
>tfw Chargers fan
>>68714393
>3. Eagles
>4. Cardinals
>5. Falcons
have all been to the Super Bowl this millennium
needs Lions, Bengals, Bills
>>68724818
oops, the failcoons were in the 90s
replace them with the jets
Can Carson Palmer bounce back from that horrid playoff performance?
>>68723679
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Armed Forces bowl win maybe
Wendell Smallwood is the next Brian Westbrook
good morning m7s
>Tfw the weekend was too short
>>68725455
>TFW this was the Goat weekend
>""""people"""" STILL believe 73-9 is worse than 18-1
its going to be a LONG season if FINish him doesnt come back
>>68726172
>black """"people"""" STILL believe 73-9 is worse than 18-1
Fixed. Intelligent people understand that nothing will ever be as hilarious as the eternal shame of the pats.
ayy lmao there was some weird shit going on the in catalog yesterday
i swear i saw pats fags defend 18-1 as the best choke like some sort of medal of honor
Raiders win.
>>68726524
2004 alcs is easily the biggest choke ever
>>68726172
I think 13 Broncos is worse than 07 pats, alteast the Patriots competed, the Broncos got fucking bent over and raped for 3 hours straight
>>68727573
True, but 18-1 gave birth to a board because of the choke.
>>68727573
2004 yankees weren't even good though, it would have had to be the 1998 yankees for yankee fans to care, i mean they won the fucking championship 5 years later
>destroys his phone as part of his regular schedule /security precaution
>still has the same one since then
>17 keks (18-1)
>>68727957
guilty or innocent destroying his phone was the right move, all his private texts, photos, calls, etc would have been """"""accidentally leaked somehow""""""" within 24 hours of him giving it up
imagine all the disgusting shit you text, search, watch available to the entire world
>>68728018
especially if the text is "hey deflate those balls pls kthx"
>>68728730
"u deflat bals, i gib shoos"
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>“I want to emphasize once again that the main reason I’m doing this is that I refuse to ruin the lives of two young men who have spent their adolescence and teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all in the air conditioning.”
What does a SEC football player have to do to get in trouble in the South?
>>68730339
you're just mad that the SEC is just better at hiding things than the rest of /cfb/.
>>68730327
i don't get it
>>68730339
>theft
nope
>rape
nope
>murder
nope
I'm pretty sure that they'd be forgiven for anything but the highest crime of all, which is losing an important SEC game by playing bad.
>>68730488
I'm surprised LSU wasn't put on the death penalty for losing the bowl champions hip to Alabama that year
>Suggs coming off another torn Achilles
Ravens confirmed winning da superb owl
>>68730551
Just because it was the only crime they can commit doesn't mean they'd get capital punishment for it. Football is religion in the SEC after all, they don't want to do anything blasphemous.
Since when is sprite a nigger drink? Every sprite commercial is ghetto as fuck
B/R's best defensive player of each division:
>Suh
>Atkins
>Watt
>Miller
>Jenkins
>H. Smith
>Kuechly
>Donald
Discuss, because G-d knows this thread needs it
>>68730713
as far as that kind of soda goes, it's either that or Sierra Mist. I would imagine that Sprite has far more marketing potential because of that.
>>68730881
norman is the best defender in the nfc east
>>68730881
>Atkins
he had one good year, also why would you not type out "god"?
>>68730713
all the afro-americans I know drink purple
>>68715216
>GSW were cocky as fuck and were slowly getting exposed throughout playoffs.
So same as the 07 Pats. They played like shit against an injury ridden Chorgers team in the AFCCG yet everyone kept sucking their cock because muh 18-0
>>68730713
Sprite has (or had) a deal with the NBA and increased their black demographic by a lot
plus a bunch of rappers sip niggatea which is sprite and cough syrup so theyre rapping about that more often
>>68731022
>one good year
Atkins has been a superstar for a while now.
>>68730713
soda in general is for dumb poor people who don't know better
O-only 11 1/2 more weeks, guys...
>>68731221
it's still nice once in a while, the problem is drinking it regularly as a means of sustenance rather than as an occasional treat.
>>68731221
Iced tea masterrace reporting in
>>68731697
shhhh that a southern secret
it's not for these yankees and midwesterners
Should I be a typical thug raider fan and go to the Cowboys v Rams preseason game in Raider gear?
>>68731221
so is gatorade
>>68731789
>iced tea
>at every single soda fountain
>served in every restaurant
>but it's a secret
say what now
>>68731697
Milk is the masterrace, pleb
>>68731490
I'm so glad that I never really liked soda. I feel like it gave a bunch of my friends health problems when they were kids, plus they spent a lot of money on it
>>68731850
Gatorade is pretty good as far as hydration. It's bad for your kidneys if you drink it straight all the time (ask Alonzo Mourning), but if you cut it with water or make it from the powdered mix you're fine.
John Daly's are the best drink, and I'll go Riley Cooper on anyone who says otherwise
>>68731954
>Milk is the masterrace, pleb
a pint's worth of milk per day is fine but don't tell me that's all you drink? at least 90% of what I drink is just water, with milk and low-sugar fruit juice making up most of the rest.
>>68708452
Curse is broken. Calling it now Browns in the Owl.
>>68732073
does the powder still have the high fructose corn syrup in it?
gatorade is pretty bad for you
>>68732278
sit back down and start another 53 year wait
>>68732278
I'd take one Browns ship over 100 Cavs and Indians ships desu
Jarff Jabbrederis
the perfect receiver
>>68732383
Nah bro, that lightning bolt on the bottle makes you stronger
>>68732640
This shit right here. I've been pouring my monsters and rockstars into the same gatorade bottle I've been using since 2002 because that fucking lightning bolt is like magic, it really does make you stronger.
>all these tripfags
Season can't start soon enough to drown out this autism.
>>68733255
You can't escape the autism, no matter where you go. It lives in us all
Is there an easier job in professional sports than being a goalie in soccer? There are only like 2 shots on the goal each game
>CFL season soon
Who hype?
So glad the games are on TV here, being stuck with boreball for the rest of the summer used to be so brutal, even with the Memelympics.
>>68733588
Being a punter
>>68733588
Being Sam Bradford
>>68733735
>mfw watching a Saints game in which we don't punt even once and realizing that Thomas Morstead still made 1/4 of a million dollars just for showing up, getting dressed, and sitting on the bench
>>68733735
nah
you might get blown up on a block or maybe have to tackle someone every once in a while
>>68733925
>we
>>68734075
>(You)
>>68730881
Miller's not exactly a player right now since he isn't playing
>MIN:Vikes WR Charles Johnson 'popped' this spring
Heard that all offseason last year
>CAR:Panthers, LT Oher do 3-year, $21.6M extension
Shelling out that kind of money for My Pet Negro... It's like they want to fade back into irrelevancy
>>68734075
>autism
>>68733925
Who dat. Morestead is the GOAT, punter is the best position to play in all of pro sports.
>>68734298
>It's like they want to fade back into irrelevancy
>Panthers
They do.
2016 quite frankly has been the year of the underdog. All of these previously low caliber teams and cities obtaining championships. NFL season is gonna be interesting
>>68734897
Excellent writing by Silver and his staff in the NBA Finals. Can't wait til next summer, when Silver goes full Vince McMahon and challenges LeBron to 1v1 for the title.
>>68733932
I'm looking at it from more of a responsibility side. The most stressful thing a punter has to do is an onside kick, and even then it's success is largely determined by how the other players execute and react to it.
Getting hit sucks, but it's not something the punter has to "do", and unless he stood there too long because he messed up his grip, it's always the fault of those blocking for him.
Same with having to make a tackle - if the returner has made it that far, it's because special teams fucked up. No one is going to blame the punter for a return TD when there were 10 other guys at fault whose sole responsibility that play was to keep that from happening.
Backup QBs still have to memorize the playbook and prepare for each game like a regular QB, and kickers have been the reason for playoff losses.
I can't speak to other sports, but in football where almost every position needs to be athletically gifted and mentally prepared, the punter has it extremely easy, and the longevity of the position means he'll be paid for a long time while doing a fraction of the work that the rest of his team is doing.
>>68735152
Bugger off 3rd worlder
>>68735291
>thinking old bays alt is a third worlder
lel
>>68735386
Both Baltimore and New Orleans are third world so yeah my point stands.
>>68735291
I don't even know what that means.
>>68734366
it's also one of the hardest jobs both to attain and also retain, but if you can keep that job then it's pretty comfy yeah.
>>68735443
touche
>>68714302
>>68714393
>>68723482
the Bills haven't made the playoffs since 1999 and lost 4 straight super bowls in the same decade.
if that's not a drought idk what is
>>68714393
>1. Browns
>3. Eagles
>5. Falcons
Doesn't make any sense, Browns won their last in '64, Eagles in '60, Falcons never won anything.
>>68735927
There's nothing interest about the Bills right now
The Lions and Browns have been perennial losers for decades now respectively
The Chargers have been carried by their qb for years and have almost nothing to show for it even though Rivers is a HoF tier talent
Bengals have been teased for years with a team with the right talent but can't win a playoff game for shit
Cardinals have been having their dreams crushed for years now. Whenever they get close, shit starts to go terribly wrong
>>68735224
>The most stressful thing a punter has to do is an onside kick
>onside kick
>done by the punter
What the fuck am I reading?
>>68712027
>Browns have hope for the first time in decades
What did he mean by this?
>>68737145
Huehuehue is the brightest light the Browns have had in years.
>>68737145
Great coaching staff + memeball
>>68711956
>>68712027
>yfw the Browns will win a playoff game before the Bengals
>>68737051
Me not paying attention to what I was writing. Time to leave /sp/ forever.
>>68737145
>got a good coach who knows how to build a team
>had a great draft
They won't make the playoffs or anything but they're headed in the right direction now
>>68735663
I think the UDFA punter the Packers picked up will beat out Masthay.
>>68737617
>the UDFA punter
you could've just said the punter, it's pretty much the same thing.
>>68712027
>>68737145
>yfw browns win da owl and da first pick in 2017
>>68735224
I'd rather be a long snapper
They have shit all to do and get paid reasonably well
>Super Bowl LI
>LI
>E-LI
Eli Manning and the Giants are confirmed for the Super Bowl win
>>68734298
Yeah good argument. Johnson didn't play as well as expected last year. It's almost like he got injured or something
>why are there so many dumb black people like you on sp
>>68737911
Well the one we picked up after this particular draft. He's a Green Bay native and his dad works as the clock operator in Lambeau.
>>68738524
It should say LI-KE as in "I like the Raiders" therefore, the Raiders will win the Owl.
>>68738524
>>Super Bowl LI
>LI-ck it up
>KISS slated to perform at half time this year's super bowl
>>68738131
and are therefore easily replaceable in the case of ONE TIME where you fuck up badly. special teams regulars don't have great job security, they just tend to have long careers because they do their one job well consistently. those that don't are untenable.
I think I'd rather be a journeyman backup QB if anything.
>>68738524
Ahem. Only one team is winning Super Bowl LI in 228 Days.
And that's the Seahawks.
>>68738723
They're saving that for the first season they play in Vegas
>>68738864
>without their makeup
>>68738870
I'd like to be a dependable QB. Not good enough to be elite, but not shit enough to be replaced. I'd like to have an elite defense so I can game manage my way to a ring.
>>68739095
well as far as regular starters go sure, my point was that as "background guys that get paid for not doing shit" goes, that's a better option than kicker/punter/long snapper.
>>68739057
im waiting for that patriots/ seahawks rematch f a m
>>68739057
>seahawks
>winning the owl
>>68739095
>Not good enough to be elite, but not shit enough to be replaced
So Derek Carr minus the defense
>>68739433
lol.
>>68739095
>Not good enough to be elite, but not shit enough to be replaced.
Its not a fun as you might think
>>68739433
they won one already, and have two super bowl appearances in 3 years.
>Trumpfags at this very moment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68739578
If you honestly put Cutler in McMahon's place in 85 they'd still win a ring. In fact, I think they would have been better.
>>68739624
What are you trying to imply? He fired his campaign manager, oh well, Trumps numbers just went up for a near even split with Hillary. Enjoy life behind the Wall faggot
>>68739681
>He fired his campaign manager, oh well,
KEK
>This is fine...That's okay, things are going to be okay.
>>68739963
lol u responded to the wrong guy
>>68739681
Cutler is just wildly inconsistent.
When constrained and his team around him does well, he is good jay.
When things are falling apart, he plays gunslinger heroball sometimes carrying the team and other times throwing 4 picks.
I dont think he has it in him to "sitck to the plan" when shit goes south.
On a team like the 85 bears, you would have to been a really bad QB to bring the team down.
>>68739624
>>68739963
i dont follow politics tbqh but do you guys really want Hillary as President?
>>68740078
That's the sad part about it though. Cutler obviously has the talent to be an elite QB, but he just can't stay calm enough to be great.
>>68739963
Campaign managers do get fired sometimes. You're really not making a good point
>>68740121
I'd rather have Hillary than retarded socialist
>>68740121
More than anyone else who is running, yes.
>>68739624
>Trumps number are now almost matched with Hillary's
ok?
>>68739578
I don't think the reason cutler hasn't been replaced right now is because he isn't shit, but rather because they shot themselves in the foot by giving him a large huge contract and immediately got buyer's remorse. they tried trading him away but nobody wanted him (especially not for that pricetag) so they just have to keep him.
>>68740224
>Campaign managers do get fired sometimes.
Yeah, when they've run a campaign into a massive iceberg and everyone is scrambling for the lifeboats.
>>68740237
>tfw I'm gay and I'm hoping it's ANYONE but Hillary the muslim enabler
>>68740121
I'm anyone but hillary, actually. was hoping bernie would knock her out in the primary but it wasn't to be.
>yfw the first time Trump debates Hillary he destroys her so utterly that she loses bladder and bowel control and collapses on the stage
>>68740311
>Hillary the muslim enabler
>in the next breath, criticizes her willingness to use force in the Middle East
>''''''people''''' continue to support the two ''''''party''''' state
The state is the enemy. Minarchism or Anarcho-capitalism is the only true system.
>>68740300
Yeah, cinching the nomination in a fucking landslide and having matching numbers with presumptive democrat nominee sure is a disaster.
He was fired because Ivanka gave Trump an ultimatum and Trump obviously chose his Ivanka.
>>68740419
>thinking Hillary will fold as easily as GOP halfwits like Cruz and Rubio
Even if you despise her, surely you recognize that she's more clever than that.
>>68740311
>fag here
yes, she's a disgusting person.
>>68740455
You don't understand geopolitics do you? Hillary is willing to use force against secular dictators like Saddam, Assad and Ghaddafi, who are after removal replaced with islamist goatfuckers.
>>68740121
>do you guys really want Hillary as President?
Its just another 8 years of Obama (ie being a figurehead for corporations)
Im voting trump simply because president doesnt have THAT much power, and he will have the least to gain by pandering to small time corporations trying to sway him.
>>68740500
We have other parties retard and you're more than welcome to vote for them if you wish.
>>68740518
>calls Saddam, Assad, and Ghaddafi "secular"
>claims someone else doesn't understand geopolitics
o i am laffin
>>68740541
I vote Libertarian lol.
>>68740566
They were secular you fucking dipshit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ba%27athism
>>68740500
Anarcho-capitalism is just neo-feudalism.
>>68740669
>feudalism
>bad
>>68740625
>putting your own personality cult ahead of religious establishment
>while nevertheless sustaining said religions establishment
>"""""""""secular"""""""""
>>68740688
>implying you would be anything other than a shitstained peasant
lel
>>68740688
>being a half step up from a full-blown slave
>good
>>68739624
>How do the Niners view Wilson? Think Pedro Martinez when he was with the Boston Red Sox and he was talking about the New York Yankees.
>The Bronx Bombers, he said, were his daddy. Same thing here ... kinda. Wilson has won seven of his past eight games against the 49ers, including five straight and the NFC title game in January 2014.
>The rebuilding 49ers -- whose three straight trips to the conference championship and the debate on whether a team would rather have Wilson and Colin Kaepernick seem an eternity ago now -- cannot afford to look beyond Wilson at other quarterbacks in the league. Not Tom Brady. Not Aaron Rodgers. Not Cam Newton.
>Not with the ownage Wilson has on them at the moment.
>As such, Jed York does not own the 49ers; Russell Wilson does.
>Paul Gutierrez, San Francisco 49ers reporter.
>>68740710
What are you even babbling about you 3rd world Louisiana nigger, look up the definition of the word secular before typing nonsense.
>>68740732
>>68740735
>Retards who don't know what feudalism is or its history
>Implying all peasants were poor or all nobles were rich.
>>68740500
I was once young and foolish enough to seriously consider a career in politics, my ultimate dream being to create a third, major party (rather than a major third-party like the green or libertarian) that would be on equal footing with the republicans and democrats, but whose stance was definitively moderate rather than conservative or liberal. the idea was that the bell curve of political skews among americans implies that most people would be more center than they would left or right. we'd have our core voter base start off by pulling in all the current swing votes who are forced to pick either right or left when they honestly don't like either. I had a whole roadmap drawn out and several lengthy documents written up that explained my policies, ideas, theories, and justifications.
but then I grew up and realized that if there is any surefire way to ruin a man, it's to become a politician. I'd either not get anything done, or I'd end up becoming corrupted over time as a job hazard.
we can't have nice things.
in other non political news. why is a 0-0 game so thrilling to yuros?
>>68740781
Fucking useless $(ers.
>>68740817
>>Implying all peasants were poor or all nobles were rich.
So much this, in America the only measure of status is your wealth so these retards literally think that all noblemen were rich. Holywood movies that show fabulous nobles prancing around shit-covered peasants don't help either.
>>68740802
>Baathism
>separation of mosque and state
lyl, dumb clown nigga
>>68740781
>>68740859
>gutierrez
oh come on, maybe you don't know our beat writers but seriously, his shit isn't even worth the clickbait.
>>68740886
Tell me how it wasn't separated. Saddam even had Christians in his cabinet for fuck's sake.
>>68740817
>implying anyone implied that personal wealth is the problem with feudalism
>>68740841
The same reason a defensive battle is thrilling to NFL players
>>68740894
Fr tho, y'all niggas need to fucking get not shit now.
Will the Colts be better next season?
Will Luck finally become the GOAT?
>>68740991
Nope. They will get worse. 3-13
>>68740991
He will be confirmed as a bust.
>>68740925
The difference is that the defense in football can still score.
>>68740914
>Tell me how it wasn't separated.
Libya is homogenous, so Ghaddafi had no need for separation, he openly embraced an Islamic national identity. Saddam started out fairly secular but became less so over time. Assad is the only one that sort of fits, but he and his father before him were just trying to balance factions, they clearly never came any fucks about religious liberty. Basically Lebanon on a bigger scale.
Prediction: The Vikings will make it at least to the NFC Championship
>>68740991
>sandbag and throw a whole season
>your #1 pick QB turns out to be a pick machine bust
Poor colts, poor Curtis "the scaregoat" Painter, poor Caldwell
>>68741229
Peterson will fumble it away.
>>68741229
> The Vikings will make it at least to the NFC Championship
At least you chose the correct pic to put with it.
Almost every single NFL pick that Carl does ends up being wrong.
>>68741340
is minnesota the next cleveland?
>>68741229
I think they will be pretty good as well. They already have the defense, now they just need Treadwell to give them a serious threat in the passing game. If that happens they'll be set up for a deep run.
>>68741229
I want a repeat of Owl XI
>>68740946
we're working on it.
it's gonna take a while.
>mfw RyGod wins won for DA LANT
>>68741584
I would like that. But everyone knows the only team in Atlanta that can win titles is the Braves, and you know damn well how they're doing. Still though go dirty birds.
>>68741229
>implying new cleveland can win
>>68741584
why are the falcons such an inch-inducing team? its like a team id go for if i lived in a shack insulated with wood panels and had spiders crawling all over the floor.
>>68741653
Wut?
>>68741380
Yup.
>>68741229
>mfw Walsh shanks a field goal at the end of the 4th quarter and loses them the game
Like poetry.
>>68740991
I kind of feel like Luck is the type of player who will never be labeled a bust, even if he never reaches his potential.
The enormous love for him was crazy. Which is even weirder, because he replaced Manning so it should put him under even more scrutiny, but it doesnt seem to.
>>68741721
I thought you abandoned the Raiders ;_;
>>68742008
He's a manufactured star from ESPN. He has no validity as a player. He's just a product of a hype machine.
>>68742056
>carried a team with dogshit talent and bad coaching to the playoffs 3 years in a row
>>68741653
What is it that makes people hate the Falcons? I would think it's because of our delusional shit talk. Is it just football, or all Atlanta teams
>>68742205
I didn't say he was bad. I just think he's a product of the need to create "superstars."
>>68742209
its not them that i hate, its their image. the falcon symbol looks very 90s. their color schemes as well. it makes me feel like im inside a laundry mat where the coke machine still has faded labels form the 80s, and the only games there are arcade games like pac man or galaxia. its hard to explain but the falcons make me feel very damp and crampy. i don't know why
>>68742209
Lake
>>68742209
I don't hate the Falcons. Ever since I moved here I go to a couple of Falcons games every year. I kinda like them. But fuck Lake I don't like her.
>>68742292
I miss their uniforms from the 90s. Those were tasteful.
>>68742209
nothing against the falcons, they've had it pretty bad, I just wish some of their fans would just stick a football up their ass already though
>>68742292
Really? I've always thought the opposite. I thought their color scheme was modern and sleek. Bright red, white, and black, like a ferrari or some shit.
>>68742266
You could say the same of worse QBs than him.
>>68742416
this is true, but that usually is the case for QBs who have only a season or two (or none) under their belt and are still riding the manufactured high of the draft day hype created for them. of the QBs that have been drafted in the past 3 years, how many have had some hype and how many will have deserved it after 3 seasons in? luck's done okay considering all that, his bar was just set way too damn high to be reasonable to live up to.
LUCK IS A LOSER
CANT WIN BIG GAMES
>>68743122
>Texans fan talking about not winning big games.
who else is feeling autistic today?
>>68743436
I'm comfy. I'm always comfy.
>>68743436
I feel autistic every day.
>>68743447
it's all in the name for us I guess
>>68743496
alright, I got something we can do then, gonna post in the next thread.
>>68743538
When is the next thread?
>>68740237
You are the worst trip on here my man
>>68743758
You know you're a bad trip when even Old Bay says you suck.
>>68743720
never, this is actually the last one. we had a good run guys, it's over. pay your respects.
>>68743788
Aren't you carrmageddon?
>>68743839
No. I'm Marcel Reece's Pieces.
>>68743830
Thank god
>>68743830
o-oh...
>>68743830
where will I share dank memes?
its real to me dammit
Lazy bastards
>>68744301
>>68744301
>>68744301
>>68743830
I'm OK with this
I hope the trip fags get aids
>>68743318
The Toxins don't play big games.
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