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SF:S. Draughn to see 'plenty of playing time'
FA:Report: Foster thinks he'll be ready for camp
BAL:Terrance West 'leaner and more explosive'
BAL:Dennis Pitta to be 'significant contributor'?
BUF:Sammy Watkins staying in Buffalo for rehab
NO:Brees: Coby Fleener 'always open' on tape
CHI:Fox expects 'good things again' from Cutler
DEN:Hillman has 'inside track' for backup job?
BUF:S. Watkins expects to return early in camp
KC:Jamaal Charles likely to miss start of camp
MIN:Vikes WR Charles Johnson 'popped' this spring
MIA:Accuracy still a concern for Ryan Tannehill
First for Brady
nth for ravens
Ravens
First for Vikes
Raiders will win the Owl this year.
What does it feel like to have hope?
I need swap ideas famalams
>>68744301
>BAL:Dennis Pitta to be 'significant contributor'?
GOAT TE corp
>San Diego now has the largest championship drought
Is Rivers our Lebron?
You know what's still weird for me to think about? Vernon Davis has a ring, but it's with the Broncos.
>>68744434
who can stop Dennis Pitta besides his own hip?
>>68744456
Lebron is going to have a great 30 for 30 now because of that light skin nigga
>What if I told you storybook endings DO happen?
>Hometown Hope- The Lebron James Story
Scar what's this thing you said you were going to do?
I want to become an OC so I can institute my vision of offense. A high speed no huddle offense that would blaze down the field with a point-a-minute power.
>>68744355
do you have any art like this for the dolphins ?
daily reminder you can't stop it
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fancy-stats/wp/2014/06/30/packers-aaron-rodgers-jordy-nelson-best-qb-wr-duo-in-nfl/
>>68744640
So, Kelly's Bills?
>>68744680
Faster. I want to make the fastest offense to ever step on the field. Of course my defense would be good or at the least able to hold them back while I score TD after TD.
>>68744666
ill get to work on it satan
>>68744429
Tom Brady in Giants uniform
Adrian Peterson in Lions uniform
Richard Sherman in Patriots uniform
Antonio Brown in Browns uniform
Von Miller in Texans uniform
>>68744429
jj watt in packers
>>68744456
no, it's minneapolis now (for a city with 3 franchises) 25 years iirc
>>68744714
The autistic speed man has already been attempted and failed, for the second time after this season.
>>68744429
NaVorro Bowman in Eagles uniform
Gronkowski in Cowboys uniform
Marcell Dareus in Panthers uniform
Cam Newton in Saints uniform
Eric Berry in Packers uniform
>>68744675
The fudge packers won't even break .500 this season
>>68744496
Wallpaper idea:
Champ Bailey, Brian Dawkins, Ed Reed, Charles Woodson
>>68745042
Don't group Ed Reed and Dawk in with scrubs like Woodson and Bailey
>>68744640
Problem with fast tempo is that you always have to sacrifice something to get there, in the NFL its usually offensive versatility.
>>68745066
It's the 2000s All-Decade first team secondary.
greentexting the ones I like
>>68744750
>Tom Brady in Giants uniform
>Von Miller in Texans uniform
>>68744789
>jj watt in packers
>>68744882
>NaVorro Bowman in Eagles uniform
>Cam Newton in Saints uniform
>Eric Berry in Packers uniform
>>68744429
Tyrann Mathieu Saints
>>68744551
This
>>68744429
Derek Carr in Edmonton Eskimos uniform
>>68744429
Gronk as an Eagle
>>68745148
>doing X in packers
too bad they will never happen
>packers signing big name free agents
LLELELELELELreyghisdgfdasvchfb
>>68745148
You should just do a bunch of guys playing for their hometown teams.
Gronk - Bills
Watt - Packers
Marshawn Lynch - Raiders
Aaron Donald - Steelers
Luke Keuchly - Bengals
Cam Newton - Falcons
Eli Manning - Saints
Matt Ryan - Eagles
Joe Flacco - Giants or Jets
Drew Brees - Cowboys
Roethlisberger - Bengals
>>68745315
Like any big name free agent would want to sign with the Packers. In a poll of NFL players Green Bay was a top 3 least desirable team to sign with, up (or down I guess) there with Oakland and Cleveland
>>68745419
Can you link me to this poll?
>>68745453
How about you just google "least desirable NFL teams to play for"? Nevermind, since you're a lazy piece of shit, here you go http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11405668/nfl-nation-confidential-oakland-raiders-least-desirable-team-play-for
>>68745315
Havent gotten around to putting someone in a packers uniform so its top priority atm
how many chances have they even had at getting a big name player?
>>68745389
I actually might because that sounds like a good idea
>>68745389
>tim bradley is a niner by birth
>joseph mountain is a steeler by birth
well shit
>>68745580
>top 3
>5th least desirable team
Baltipoor education :)
>>68745580
Sorry if I don't immediately believe you considering the utter tripe you tend to spew out of your facehole in electronic literary form.
Thanks for spoonfeeding anyway, newfag.
>>68745754
I was just recalling it from memory you degenerate
>>68745580
>Bills above Jags and Browns in least desirableness
this list is a sham
>>68745850
It's a poll, not a list mon
Do they have like an lgbt orientation for rookies in Green Bay? You know, because their qb or whatever
>>68745315
JJ watt will come to GB in the twilight of his career.
We both know this to be true.
>>68745905
Its dont ask dont tell, youll be in the know eventually if you are worthy of it.
>>68745936
it's pretty much wisconsin's policy on gays desu.
>>68745871
You don't have to respond to everything
Trying to have the last word won't make you any less of a fucking moron who gets btfo constantly
>>68746072
Ok
alright who's ready to get autistic
>>68745580
How is Green Bay so high?
Oh well, I'm glad.. The Packers can suck a cock.
>>68744327
have you got any brady memes senpai?
>>68746224
lay it on me scarlet
what have we got planned today?
>>68746230
You really think a bunch of nigs from places like Louisana, Florida and Texas want to play in Green Bay?
Will they take it down this year?
>>68745042
Coincidentally that's already been done. I need to touch it up a bit later tonight and then I'll post it
>>68746353
I think they took it down after the twitter shitstorm
>>68746224
Did you do the play flow chart for the game? Did you finish the game? Is that whats happening? Im excited
>>68746467
I only got a few pieces of that actually, I was planning to work on it more this weekend but it was just so damn HOT and then mexic0-7, Da Land, and fathers day were all happening. maybe later this week.
>>68746271
just a mild taste-tester for today, I got something better in the works for later.
so it goes like this, re-arrange your team's schedule by your opinions of least likely and/or hardest game to win at the top, to most likely and/or easiest game to win at the bottom. number them from 16 to 1 in decreasing order, and make sure to show whether they're home or away, and which are primetime. I included the week of each game on mine but its' not necessary. then put a line in there for where you think your team's win total will end up being this season, even though you could still end up at that number by winning games above the line and losing ones below it.
so here's mine for example
>16 - at Cardinals W10
>15 - at Seahawks W3
>14 - at Panthers W2
>13 - vs Cardinals (TNF) W5
>12 - vs Patriots W11
>11 - vs Seahawks W17
>10 - vs Cowboys W4
>9 - at Bills W6
>8 - vs Jets W14
>7 - at Falcons W15
==== 49ers 6-10 ====
>6 - at Dolphins W12
>5 - at Bears W13
>4 - at Rams W16
>3 - vs Saints W9
>2 - vs Bucs W7
>1 - vs Rams (MNF) W1
then other people just respond to these by saying that the order is wrong, or the line is too high/low by X spots, and they post their versions for their own teams.
>Seasons without major pro sport title
>San Diego 109 (52 Chargers, 47 Padres, 6 Clippers, 4 Rockets)
>Buffalo 103
>Minneapolis 91
>Milwaukee 90
>tfw Chargers fan
Can people accept SD is cursed, now?
>>68746540
>Clippers
>Rockets
>rental teams counting towards title drought
>>68746540
I already knew it was cursed. not just in sports, but the whole city in general.
>>68746567
you do know that the clippers were named as such because of the thriving san diego boating/sailing scene, right?
>>68746540
Literally attacked by a TRex once
>>68746611
lel
>>68746528
@ Cardinals
vs Seahawks
@ Panthers (TNF)
@ Chiefs
vs Panthers
vs Broncos
@ Giants
vs Raiders
@ Falcons
==== Saints 7-9 ====
@ Buccaneers
@ Chargers
vs Buccaneers
vs Falcons (MNF)
vs Lions
vs Rams
@ 49ers
>>68745119
>All 2000s first team secondary
>No Sean Taylor
Seriously, go back and watch him, some lovely person cut all his in game highlights into neat 10-15 min YouTube packages and they are terrific to watch. Fantastic cover guy and better run stuffer, I now see why he would have been one of the all time greats like Dawkins or reed.
>>68746609
>they were in SD for fewer seasons than they were in Buffalo
C'mon man.
>>68746701
okay, and the Lakers were in Minnesota for fewer seasons than they were in LA, but that's still the origin of the name.
>>68746691
>4 seasons in the League
Not enough, m8. Bo Jackson and Terrell Davis could've been GOATs, as well. For some guys it just isn't meant to be.
>>68746691
>Sean Taylor
Guy got the Heat Legend/Kurt Cobain treatment, they only reason people think that he had GOAT potential is because he died young. Had he had a full career he would have been nothing particularly special
>>68746726
Okay, but no one in Minnesota is still trying to claim the Lakers.
>>68746528
vs Seahawks W14
@ Vikings (SNF) W2
vs Texans W13
@ Bears W15
vs Giants (SNF) W5
=====(Packers 11-5)=====
vs Vikings (SatNF) W16
@ Lions W17
@ Redskins (SNF) W11
@ Falcons W8
vs Colts W9
vs Cowboys W6
vs Bears (TNF) W7
@ Eagles (MNF) W12
vs Lions W3
@ Jaguars W1
@ Titans W10
>>68746687
>>68746757
>not putting the numbers onto each tier
>explicitly countering my autistic instructions
REEEEEEEE- I'm just kidding, it looks better than I thought. I just figured it would be neat since you could say "if the Xs are a Y-win team this year, they should win all the games from the bottom up to the one listed at tier Y"
>>68746751
>no one
those five ships should return where they rightfully belong
>Your team signs a Space Marine to their roster
Do they go 19-0 next season?
How is he not /nfl/'s hero?
>died without every having given a single fuck
>stay out all night, every night partying and banging sluts
>show up to games still smelling like a titty bar
>ball the fuck out every Sunday
>repeat
>>68746839
pretty sure nobody who worships the emperor would want anything to do with us. we might have better luck with the eldar, unlike those scum across the bay who have fallen under the sway of the necrons.
>>68746926
>we might have better luck with the eldar
>>68746917
So... he's Joe Nameth lite?
>>68746958
>Namath
>as good as Stabler
>partying half as hard as Stabler
>>68746926
>The Eldar are an ancient alien race whose vast empire once expanded the width and breadth of the known galaxy. Their empire was without equal, and they counted themselves masters of the stars. But millennia ago, their overweening pride and their fall into hedonistic practices led to a cataclysm that all but eradicated their kind and led to the birth of the Chaos God Slaanesh. Despite their boundless power, the heart of their civilisation was torn out by this catastrophe of their own making, forcing the surviving Eldar to flee upon gigantic starships called Craftworlds. Now they cling to survival by a thread, fighting the horrors of the galaxy with ritualised discipline and consummate skill. Though highly advanced and feared across the galaxy, the Eldar are a dying race -- a shadow of their former glory -- their race teeters on the brink of annihilation.
Holy shit that actually fits the $(ers pretty good
>>68747083
lol
>>68747083
So that would make the Patriots Tzeentch worshipers?
>think they're smarter than everyone else with their deception and trecherous ways
>outsmart themselves just as often as they do opponents, with disasterous results
>>68746997
well Joe Namath is still alive, so yes, he's better than Stabler
>>68746540
Why not Atlanta
>>68747223
>So that would make the Patriots Tzeentch worshipers?
I like it. Who else do we have? Who would be Tyranids?
>>68747279
Because fuck Atlanta.
>>68747296
Eddie Lacy would be 'nids since he is the NFL's Great Devourer
you now remember this thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/25653154
>>68747506
Just seems like a blatant copy of that /tv/ thread with GoT
What is everyones take on the Lions this season?
11 wins the season Caldwell took over
They lost Suh and other defensive players
Defense shits the bed and suddenly drop to 7-9 last season
They just lost Megatron, drastically changing their offense with their new coordinator.
Are we going to see good things out of Detroit, or will they continue spiraling downward?
>Rodgers
>Beckham Jr
Why are the best football players all homos on the DL?
>>68747279
I thought people already did with how 8 of the members of the Chargers team that played in the Superbowl being dead before the age of 45 and whatnot
>>68747599
Tim Duncan, too.
>>68747599
When you dont have the natural drive to get women, you suppress your feelings. Football is the only outlet, and it becomes the most important thing in their life.
>>68747573
8-8 at best, new coaching regime very likely.
>>68747506
it was mildly amusing
>>68747679
FJM what happened to you
>>68747704
wasnt FJM supposed to move to new york?
VPN fag is what he is
Who gets a biopic first, Joe Montana or Tom Brady?
>>68747704
just visiting
>>68747727
do you have any of the images left of that one thread where an anon created a "flag" for every team in MSPaint? I don't have any of them anymore.
>>68747791
nope, sorry
>>68747726
Kind of surprised nobody's done a Jim Brown biopic desu.
I'd like to see a 49ers one about their run during the 80's. That or a Favre biopic.
I'd dig a Michael Jordan biopic, too.
>>68747726
Both are pretty private people. Brady has led a more interesting life though, plus the attention given to athletes these days is so much higher than when Montana played.
>>68747900
Jim Brown acted in tons of shitty movies after he retired. He was kind of a dirtbag in his private life as well.
>>68747900
Isn't Brown a bitter old asshole? Who wants to see that?
>>68747726
An Earl Campbell biopic would be pretty nice to watch
>>68747900
>Kind of surprised nobody's done a Jim Brown biopic desu.
It was called Mars Attacks
>>68747986
That was Jim Brown?...
All these years I've thought it was Ving Rhames what the fuck
>>68745580
>2014
Way to spread misinformation. Stay obsessed.
>>68748035
I just realized you guys arent talking about former Raiders WR, Tim Brown
>>68748121
>tfw he went ringless cause Callahan was too dumb to change the signals
>>68747599
i think bryan stork and jimmy garoppolo may have a bear-chaser thing going in the showers.
>>68748121
how does anyone even make that mistake? that would be like confusing barry sanders with bernie sanders
>>68748186
>implying it wasn't because Al was dumb enough to trade the coach that single-handedly revived the Raiders
>>68748226
>implying Bernie wasnt the greatest Lions RB ever
>>68748233
I mean Al's just as guilty too but Callahan doesn't get off scot-free
>>68748035
Yeah, that other guy wasn't kidding when he was talking about Jim Brown being in shitty movies. At least OJ Simpson was GOAT in The Naked Gun
>>68748121
breh...
>>68748226
Yeah, thats nuts
Bernie Sanders is in a much tougher position, and he hasnt quit like a little girl. He isnt gonna win shit, but he hasnt thrown in the towel.
>>68748269
This
>changing working offense the day before the SB
>C goes missing
>Gannon giving out our plays
>not changing the fucking signals and audibles
God I hate Callahan
>>68748384
hah. to be fair though, bernie isn't stuck having to live in michigan.
>>68748384
>didn't throw in the towel
He retired in 1998 after his team fell apart
>>68748659
Bernie Sanders mightve been the best RB on one of the worst NFL teams. He never gave up through the thick and thin but it eventually caught up with him
>>68748659
It's time to stop posting Bernie
>>68746917
Heh. I just got my father a Stabler jersey for Father's Day. He was my Dad's favorite player because he was a lefty like him.
>>68748777
I had zero fun reading that "fact".
You lied to me.
>>68748734
That's neat, I just bought my dad a blu-ray of Jupiter Rising because Jupiter is his favorite planet
>>68748777
I mean HOF* oops
Autocorrect strikes again
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000670480/article/afcs-best-defenders-ever-picking-one-player-for-each-franchise?campaign=fb-nf-sf29116532-sf29116532
>>68748791
it's also less fun for me due to autism, because it's also wrong.
>vick
>brunell
>esiason
>zorn
>>68748801
Bought my dad a Bernie Sanders jersey because his belt sander is his favorite tool
>>68748734
>>68748801
I got my dad a set of car ramps so he can park on it to work under the engine bay of his camaro. you know, like a gift from a real son.
>>68748734
Fun fact : Steve Young and Kenny Stabler are the only left handed QBs in the Hall of Fame
>>68748860
My old bay took a shit last year, now it just spouts shit and doesn't ever respond positively
Who is the LeBron of the NFL?
>>68748860
nice
>>68748898
tim tebow and mike vick soon
>>68748934
Tough call
Cant think of a player who left his team, won a ring, then came back and won one for that team
Darelle Revis comes to mind but the Jets arent going to the SB any time soon
>>68748988
Tebow yes
Vick no
>>68748934
Brady
>>68748929
>My old bay took a shit last year, now it just spouts shit and doesn't ever respond positively
That's funny, our Old Bay only ever spouts negative shit too.
>>68748934
Andy Dalton
Who is the Jon Snow of the NFL?
>>68749024
You mean the one that played for KC?
>>68749024
Stafford
>>68748934
Fitzgerald, if we forget the whole "The Decision" horse shit.
>>68748934
>superstar whose legend status is always in question despite having a title due to playoff record
>proves the doubters wrong by upsetting favored team in championship
closest thing to that currently was Peyton
>>68749024
culter
>I tried to do that right thing!
its matches him
18-1 was a more dramatic choke, but it's still only one game.
The Cavs coming back from being down 3-1 against the "greatest" regular season team in history is far, far, FAR, more difficult than the Giants merely winning one against an elite team
>>68749064
>proves the doubters wrong by upsetting favored team in championship
There is nothing legendary about being 3-4 in the finals, while having to to go game 7 in two of them.
>>68749024
Donald Trump.
he was only the owner of a bastard league team, so now he's trying to build a wall.
>>68749080
>Pats fans trying to change 18-1
>>68749080
Found the patsfag
>>68749064
except Lebron was by far the best player in his finals win while Peyton's great accomplishment was that he was a nonfactor
>>68749102
>there is nothing legendary about coming back from 3-1 down in a series of 7
>when nobody had ever done it before
>against a team with the best regular season record
>>68749144
>Muh regular season
Peyton pls go
The great debate
18-1 or 0-16
Which is worse
>>68749141
like I said, closest thing, not exact
there really isn't anyone like LeBron in the NFL right now
>>68749167
you first, Steph
>>68748934
Peyton I guess but he was so booty in his last SB and Lebron is not done.
>>68749182
0-16 because it will never happen again
>>68749182
they're both memorable but 0-16 was a more drawn out process that we could all see coming and just wondered if it was actually going to happen all the way
18-1 was more dramatic, sudden, surprising, and hubris-ridden. 0-16 was detroit being even more detroit
>>68749182
18-1
0-16 is a badge of honor
>>68749237
Who did the lions pick with 0-16's draft pick anyway
>>68749121
Jon Snow didn't build the Wall, his distant ancestor Bran the Builder built it after the long night to defend the North from the Others should they ever return from the lands of always winter. Jon Snow was merely the 998th commander of the Night's Watch
>>68749247
GOATford
>>68749182
0-16
18-1 can happen again due to the any given sunday nature of football
0-16 was the perfect storm of bad luck and a bad roster
>>68749182
18-1. 0-16 gets lots of people who need to be fired fired. Perfection being snatched away by an autist is bad. They going to be showing that Tyree catch forever. They have the Butler INT to feel better but still. 19-0 was right there. All the Patriots had to do was beat a wildcard team. They had Randy Moss.
>>68749182
You want I should consult the chart?
>>68749265
Brady was playing hurt, it doesn't even count.
>>68749080
ahh this debate
id like to clarify why 18-1 is the biggest choke.
>brady, know as the comback kid, had 3 time outs and 30 seconds on the clock
>couldnt get a first down
>in a season he outscored his opponents
>couldn't do it in the last 30 seconds of the biggest game of the year
>>68749275
This has always bugged me, but why is wins in red and loss in blue? They should be swapped
Who is the Fox Mulder of the NFL? Hard mode, it can't be Aaron "I want to believe" Rodgers
>>68749265
Don't forget they also lost the revenge owl to Eli
>>68749224
neither will 18-1
>>68749294
>>68749250
you know what I mean, don't be like that. the wall is underdefended and the watch is a ruin of its former self with only three of its former castles being manned before lord snow comes along. he's taking charge and building it all up again, because it's not the wall itself that really matters, it's because the wall is needed to protect against the external threat of the others.
>>68749297
>couldn't drive all the way down the field in 30 seconds
>basically 4 plays with timeouts
wow what a choke
>>68749305
Russell Wilson and his magic water
>>68749304
maybe because the giants are called big blue
>>68749305
Antivax Cutler
>>68749336
>it's not the wall itself that really matters
showfag pls go, the wall protects itself
>>68749336
>>68749403
>Watching Game of Thrones
Who would win
1 JJ WATT or 2 Gronkowskis
>>68749357
brady has been known to comback sometimes within 30 seconds of the game. he had a chance. a big chance but he choked. he seemed very lost after being tackled on 2nd down as well as bill belichick.
>>68749430
>2 glass TEs that can't take a hit
>Greatest DE to ever play
>>68749403
no shit the wall protects itself, but the point of guarding the wall isn't because they're protecting the wall, but because they're protecting what's on the other side. it's a means to an end, and a damn good means at that. it's just that the wall's natural defenses don't mean as much against the others as they do against fucking wildlings, or else there wouldn't even need to be a night's watch at all anyways.
>showfag
don't you dare accuse me of such a filthy thing ever again turdhat
>>68749438
not pulling off a miracle drive with no time on the clock is not a choke
>>68749438
Your mom came in 30 seconds when I tackled her asd
>>68749461
Ok, you're all right in my book then. How gay is it that D'n'D didn't have based Wyman in the show?
>>68749472
*ass
whoa there patsfag. breathe. there's no need to be this mad :^)
>>68749522
not really, Pats won 2 years ago
Who.would win
1 Romo in a playoff December game with :34 left
1 Ryan Fitzpatrick in 16th game of the season with :29 left on GL
>>68749438
Remember in the rematch when he got called for a safety and chimped out when he got flagged? Maybe Brady should read the rulebook
>>68749522
>>68749547
I'm.not a pats fag I just like banging ur mom
>>68749494
wait shit, really? I haven't heard any of this stuff. could they really not find a guy fat enough to play him? what about the major lords of the other stark-aligned houses, did they all get in the show?
>>68749555
Wee lad
Has Brady ever hosted SNL and if he did was he anywhere near as funny as the Manning's when they hosted it? Brady doesn't seem to have a developed sense of humor so I can't see him being good on it
>>68749554
but it haunts you. and will haunt you and the rest of new england for the rest of your lives desu
>>68749494
Pretty gay. Still less gay than you though. Hope your life is pure shit
>>68749601
No because he's from California
>>68749575
>being this mad
>>68749555
>playoffs in December
Kek
>>68749592
They had Lyanna Mormont, some Umber and they showed one of the Glovers. Mormont had to be convinced to join Jon/Sansa and Glover told them to fuck off. Umber fought for the Boltons and gave Rickon Stark to Ramsay which made about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine
>>68749624
Seriously, I'm a Raiders fan, I just love making "rekt/ ur mom" jokes
>>68749621
>California
Disgusting
>>68749642
so this series basically jumped the shark like 2 seasons ago then, right? why is it still on
>>68749655
Rekt
>>68749655
>"/"
you're typing out stuff like you're mad f a m
>>68749602
Not really. I've felt worse after Red Sox and Bruins losses than after that.
>>68749686
>why is it still on
Because of pic related and thick Dany is best Dany
>>68749689
I'm trying to explain to you, but now you're ignorance is making me mad.
I really hope your team loses a close shootout to drew brees again
>>68749719
More like pleb bowl
>>68749690
>I've felt worse after Red Sox and Bruins losses than after that
But Red Meme losses happen a lot, shouldn't you eternal 5th placers be used to that?
Who is the /d/ of the NFL?
>>68749764
they're tied for the most Erie's this century
>>68749744
You've just fallen for the patented "lol you're mad because I'm a giants fan" trick
>>68749719
>cleganebowl
shit, I dunno what else happened out of canon. how heavily favored is the mountain?
>Dany was only 13 when the books started
they changed that right? or else there couldn't be any nudity with her.
>>68749790
Brennan was the /vp/ of the NFL and Kluwe was the /lgbt/ of the NFL, I don't know who is /d/
Who is the Sneak of the NFL?
>>68749877
Mike Wallace
>>68749877
adam schefter
>>68749877
Ditka
Here is my sports bucket list:
1) Browns win the Super Bowl. I could die happy.
2) Tribe wins the World Series
3) Browns win the AFCCG. Especially if they beat Pittsburgh in the playoffs.
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.
.
4) everything else. Cavs are down here.
>>68749897
>>68749854
The Hound got #rekt by Brienne but now that he's found the Warrior and shit he's gonna fuck his undead ass up. As for Dany (and everyone) they're all older in the show. Jon, Robb, Theon are all in their mid 20's and Ned and Robert are in their 50's instead of mid 30's
>>68749877
Any Packers first round pick of the past 5 years because he always disappoints
>>68749931
>>68744675
>not eli to obj
oi im having a giggle
So now that Cleveland finally won something after like 95 years, are y'all going to shut the fuck up about Art Modell moving the Browns because Cleveland was too poor for a new stadium and Paul Tagliabue retardedly thought Charlotte and Jacksonville would make better football cities than Baltimore?
>>68749959
just googled the actors/actresses that played the starks, holy shit cat looks like shit. sansa ain't that great either. best one is probably bran, then jon despite the age difference. now I don't even wanna bother looking up the lannisters.
>>68749990
>Cleveland won an NBA championship before Baltimore
Lel
GoT sucks and you've all been blue pilled by them
>>68746917
Sounds like a fucking normie
Reeee
>>68749961
>>68744429
Romo as a dolphin
>>68750089
Hisssss.....ssssssss
>>68747573
>Lose best player
>Are we gonna do better than last year?
hmm
>>68744429
Joe Flacco as Patriot
Tim Tebow as a Bengal
Big Ben as a police officer
Derek Carr as David Carr
Rivers as a panther
Brady as a Giants punter
>>68750035
Like I care
>>68750079
I don't know what that means
>>68750110
People on this site keep the weirdest fucking pets.
This is now a snek thread
>>68750132
b-but they got Marvin Jones!
>>68750216
r8 my snek
>>68750226
Nioce
>>68750170
is that old bay?
>>68750276
That's a snake brah
>All the gun/population control bills got shot down today in the Senate
How did /nfl/ celebrate?
>>68750276
Not enough fecal stains, probably BB or p12 instead.
>>68750132
Every lions faggot I talk to is acting like they are gonna take the division this year.
Im sure they did something special that those of us on the outside didnt see.
>>68750295
like this
>>>/pol/
>>68750305
they're being outchimped by baltipoor on the news so there's something there
>>68750295
Went shooting at the range
>>68750314
It's /k/ not /pol/
>>68750332
>>68750276
(you) that's the only one you're getting dude
>Carrmageddon posts vocaroo, confirms he's a man
>sneak and old bay unconfirmed
>BB and p12 semi-confirmed
>>68750416
Unconfirmed for being gay
\chechmate
>>68750416
>sneak
>literally who?
>>68749294
>Patriots complaining about Injuries in SB
There needs to be a snake themed NFL team.
The Anahaim Anacondas is my vote
>>68750437
fake snek is fake
>>68750451
Continue with snaeks
>>68750451
Thee is a team of Snakes, they're called the patriots
>>68750437
does anyone still have that disturbing flash of the transforming seahawks fan? I need to replenish my stores of ammo before the season
>>68750451
Kolkata Vipers niggah
>>68750451
Eh, the Dolphins should change their name to the Anacondas since Jennifer Lopez is a minority owner
>>68750448
That was obvious bait
>>68750458
It's not a lie if you believe it
>>68750451
>Sacramento Hissssesssss
>>68750474
why'd you have to go and remind me about the EFLI anon, I almost was able to forget.
also
>dipers
posting best snek
>>68750416
>you
>unconfirmed
>>68750489
Who is this animal
>>68750451
The New Orleans Cottonmouths lel
>>68750519
ouroboros dragon is superior than a snake one
>>68750528
Closest sneak trip code so far
>>68750528
Who are you
>>68750576
I don't even know
>>68750576
Stop it
Go packers Arron Rodgers is the best way
>>68750576
>>68750586
>>68750600
What is going on?
Also today's my birthday.
>>68750610
It's not my birthday
Stop it
Who is the Max Rockatansky of the NFL?
Soon.
>>68750638
>>68750572
What font is that, I want it!
>>68750665
http://www.fontspace.com/abdulmakesfonts/high-school-usa
One of these
>>68750610
>today
you mean local time, so that it just happened? cause it's still monday here.
>tfw posters here will get older and move on
>tfw the internet will change and 4chan will be deserted
>tfw ages will come and pass and the sun will exhaust its fuel
>tfw the world will crumble and fall to ruin
>tfw sneak and I will still be shitting it up on /sp/
happy birthday you old fucker.
>>68750717
Well, a little over an hour ago for me. Eastern time and all. But yeah, I'm 26 now, which I guess nowadays is ancient in 4chan years considering all the 15 year olds from reddit we have now.
Does anyone have that Reddit screencap telling posters not to make fun of Patriots fans or they will be banned?
>>68750745
>>68750792
Means nothing when it never happened.
>>68750774
>I'm 26 now
Welcome to the club, it's all down here from now
>tfw out of all my close friends i'm the only one not married
>tfw no kids
got bored. decided to write down some idea names if the nfl want to expand the league.
here's the central divisions
AFC central division
new mexico dukes
las vegas clubs
montana mustangs
toronto foxes
nfc central division
salt lake city pioneers
dakota bisons
nebraska cavalry
memphis mambas
>>68750774
>sneak is younger than me
I should've guessed. you're still the resident oldfag though.
>>68750822
>>68750841
It's been about 8 years and 1 month. Joined sometime in early May of 2008, when the board was basically 3 months old.
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>>68750862
>(You)
But you replied so I still took time out of your day :^)
>Cleveland has a more recent championship than Boston
>>68750886
>>68750863
No one cares desu, it's not your blog
>>68750822
>Las Vegas Kings
>Toronto Towers
>Memphis Blues
All better names
>>68750896
They have a more recent championship than any city you fucking retard.
>>68750863
funny enough I came here because of a divegrass reason in 2009, but I didn't start posting on /sp/ regularly until late in 2010. I had been here on other boards since 2007 though, when we had memes but didn't know they were called memes yet.
is Gary Barnidge legit?
>>68750089
hisssss.........SSSSS.............
>>68750896
will they ever recover?
>>68750882
I POSTED IT AGAIN
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
I POSTED IT AGAIN
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
I POSTED IT AGAIN
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
I POSTED IT AGAIN
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>68750896
Will Boston ever recover?
>>68750921
>Las Vegas Kings
Exactly one of the other alternative names I thought up of, but didn't want to overcrowd the division with two royal names... then again it doesnt sound too bad
>>68750949
>this response
You're just going to make him do it more.
>>68750970
>didn't want to overcrowd the division with two royal names
change the new mexico team to something alien-related then, they got roswell and all that.
>>68750969
>nothing about trying to play off 18-1
You tried
>>68750970
You got to do Las Vegas Kings, its fitting because of cards and Elvis
>>68750995
>new mexico ayy lmaos
Heres a fun little autistic game
Make up an athletes name and say what their position would be. I’ll start.
Iggus Manly, OL
>>68751011
well the clubs is also a card thing. i wanted to go for 52s as well because... well, 52 card deck and stuff.
>>68751032
>new MEXICO
more like ayyyyyyyyy lmapuuuto
>>68751050
Jihard Ward, Terrorist
>>68750996
What the fuck does 18-1 have to do with that, stop being such a meme loving fagtron
>>68751050
Tarkelvious Ryan, CB
>>68751069
*jihad
fuck i messed that up
>>68751057
should've gone with Aces, then
>>68751077
nice
>>68751050
Tars on Graves, FB, Da U
>>68751092
No you get the card aspect and the Elvis aspect works perfect for Vegas.
Also it should be the Dakota Bones:
1. Because of all the dinosaur bones and shit up there
2. Because the Dakotas have a large military presence, especially with the B1 Lancers at Ellsworth AFB. Pic related
>>68751050
Lando Krauss, OLB, Clemson
>>68751050
H.J. Cummings, Center
>>68751166
what the fuck does a plane have to do with bones?
>>68751050
Willy Little, P, Utah State
>>68751242
Use your fucking brain
>B1
>B one
>Bone
>>68751164
shit
>>68751363
do the chargers pasta please
>>68751250
Sounds like a nose tackle
>>68751369
Aww, we're proud of you anon. Pats for Patrick
>>68751414
>Packers tripfag shitting up a thread
What else is new
>>68751447
Sneak left awhile ago
>>68751383
Can't be bothered to put in work if it's not >my team
>>68751414
>stealing my meme
Who is the Leman Russ of the NFL?
>>68751339
>holds dragon records
>not strongest arm in nfcn
Dude arguably has the strongest arm in the league
>>68751557
>Dude arguably has the strongest arm in the league
Yeah, directly against the likes of Cutler and Stafford
>>68751557
psst 2 ez
>>68751557
>Flacco
>Stafford
>Cutler
>Newton
>Wilson
All undeniably have stronker arms
>>68751641
>Wilson
he has a great arm but isnt even close to Rodgers and the others league
others are debatable
>>68751641
Brady does too
>>68750451
>not the Las Vegas Vipers
Raidniggers stay out!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>68751681
lol no
>>68751677
Rodgers is a hell of a QB but his pure arm talent is no where near Flacco, Stafford, Cutler, Roethlisberger, or Newton's. I even agree that Wilson has a better arm.
Is the NFL even close to expanding teams again?
>>68751711
I really don't get why you are so obsessed with me.
>>68751717
I'm close to expanding you're mums vag with my dick if you know what I mean
>>68751728
Not obsessed, I really love that /sp/ongebob meme though, it's my favorite
>>68751772
>>68751792
>>68751808
post cancel failed
>>68751792
Spongebob does have the best memes
>>68751838
>memes are the only thing that causes this ''''''''rivalry''''''' to chill
Who'da thunk it?
>>68751909
That and the Steelers getting BTFO
Fuck Ray Liota
>>68751963
lmao, 1800 hundred just aired when i read this
early simpsons >>> king of the hill >> spongebob
chiefs >> broncos > raiders >> chargers
browns > steelers > bungles > ravens
>>68751972
>1800 hundred
Nigga that's redundant as fuck
>>68752012
>bungles
shit
>>68752012
golden era simpsons (3-6) > KOTH seasons 1-5 > Simpsons 7-12 > KOTH 6-13 > Spongebob
>>68751972
Brendan Fraser just replace Ray Liotta in a shitty italian movie.
They have been relegated to other countries, like being forced to play in the CFL
>>68752012
lol
Raiders > Chargers > Chefs > broncos D > broncos
>>68749965
imagine if obj had an actual qb
>>68752275
>
Eli is objectively and statistically a qb, it isn't even debatable
http://imgur.com/a/yOxIH
made somegthing for you guys, ignore the last 2, they weren't supposed to be uploaded
>>68752518
Can you do a "This poster really really likes women" one please?
>>68752600
>>68752616
Thanks fizzam
>>68752657
shouldn't you be out partying with friends for your birthday?
>>68752710
>Sneak
>friends
hah.
>>68752803
;_; he seems like a cool guy
>>68752815
FOR YOU
>>68752657
>no tomato on that burger
dropped
I want my tomato slice to be as big as the burger patty itself
>>68751617
Rodgers can throw 70 yard hail mary's that graze the ceiling and drop 40 yarders on a dime with no throwing base while getting tackled but somehow two qbs that aren't even top 10 have stronger arms? Please. Let's see how strong Stafford's arm is without a HoF talent at wr
>Let's see how strong Stafford's arm is without a HoF talent at wr
>>68753396
>a receiver is indicative of arm strength
>being a "top 10" qb is indicative of arm strength
Impressive
No need to get upset at the prospect that there are other QBs with more natural arm talent.
>>68753396
You sound as sensitive as the woman lover himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEFfOWRDBY
>>68751716
>pure arm talent
Rodgers holds the record for TDs over 70 yards. His arm talent is greater than those people
>>68753463
>>68753469
Point being people think he has a strong arm because he can literally just chuck it with little to no aim because the wr is elite. Without CJ you'd see far less distance throws and people wouldn't be fooled into thinking Stafford has the top arm. Arm talent is obviously not measurable without running all qbs thru specific drills so it's merely built off of perception. If Rodgers had CJ he could make the same distance throws but with more accuracy
>>68753535
>le rodgers is an accurate deep ball passer meme
YAC account pad his deep ball stats
Adjusted
>Point being people think he has a strong arm because he can literally just chuck it with little to no aim because the wr is elite. Without CJ you'd see far less distance throws and people wouldn't be fooled into thinking Stafford has the top arm.
>>68753637
DIDNT YOU SEE RODGERS THROW THAT 70 YARD HAIL MARY?
GODS GIFT TO EARTH IN QB FORM, PURE TALENT
Good morning. /nfl/ I forgot to take my medicine last night so I didn't sleep.
Real ded hours
>>68754160
I'm here.
>page 6
>>68755987
Eris did it.
>>68755999
Checked
even nfl.com is now memeing about 73-9 vs 18-1
we've already had this conversation two days ago and finished it as well
>>68750276
newfag
1 month until Aaron Rodgers and Andrew luck blow out all their knees in the HoF game
>>68757026
the puckers wont even let rodgers play in the hof game
it'll be Hudley mania
>>68750451
OKC Diamonds
Logo is a diamondback rattlesnake
>>68757146
Take a lap, apply yourself
>>68752710
Whens sneaks birthday?
>>68751050
Jim Biggs, K
>>68757084
Packers win by 21 then
>>68751050
Dajaveon Baldwin WR
Kermello Johnson WR
Diamante Denny DE
Reeshard Tylee DB
Dajimmali Ogbenaye LB
Simon "Sleepy" Frost RB
Hezekiah Bell DB
D'Langelo Dorman WR
Michyl Howard DE
Iziah Benne DE
Kumail Fredericks LB
Benjohn Roofe WR
Windarius Barker DB
Packers are really talking up Hundley. Which team is going to fall for the trade bait, even though he's only played in the preseason?
>>68757963
ted thompson doesn't believe in trades or free agency
Free tacos at taco bell
>vince wilfork confirmed for espn body issue
>>68751050
Jerome Dawson - wr
>>68751050
Peter Jones- QB
John Harrison- QB
Rich Rollins- QB
Jay Johnson- QB
Vic Tyler- QB
Bryce Garrett- QB
Hank Green- QB
Will Jackson- QB
>>68751050
Cooper Poole, QB
Red Thompson, DE
Flyoshawn Gray, WR
Kyle burns, P
DeRay Ray, WR
Asomugha Onetuzumobakoba, CB
Greath Jorgensen, G
Happy Guy, C
Buddy Ray Johnson, S
Q.B. Gandy, TE
Richard Blank, G
Keith Bacon, FB
Guren Haoulizatamgen, K
Grady Van Brady, T
Mike Cummings-Quick, QB
J.B. Darias II, RB
Austin Vaughn, S
Rexx Turner, LB
Fauolu Harghdtupurnowse
Larry Gary, LB
Billy Armstrong, FB
Walker McGinnis Jr. TE
Felix Lewis, DE
Haudahek Duusaeddis, P
Jason Leonard, FB
Tommy Fiorello, RB
Lou Sing-Hertz, C
Allen Danielson, QB
Victor Horace, LB
Guy Biggs, DE
Edgar Day, RB
Ambowtaskee Tonyerwief, CB
Mitt Biff, LB
>>68760014
>Cummings-Quick
lel
>>68760014
>Mitt Biff
>>68758833
HIGH TEST
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
>>68760014
>DeRay Ray
thats a runningback in madden 13 connected careers
>>68760348
You mean WR, I had him
>>68760438
one of the best kick returners in the whole damn game, to be more than honest
>mfw RGod3 gets another one for da land
>>68760675
Don't be greedy
>>68760550
JJ Smoke is elite
>>68760867
>Rockford Odom
>King Collins
>Byron Steele
>Clifton Faulk
>Brandon Dunn
>Greg Aspen
>Tyler Swoosh
>Philip Vinson
M13 had best CC desu
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R-Kal_Truluck
>>68761040
One I drafted a guy named Gordy Roethlisberger
>tornados in Baltimore
wtf
>>68763284
You have to repent.
God damn it, this thread is always dead during work and that's when I need it the most.
>Vince Wilfork is appearing in ESPN’s Body Issue to show people "It's OK to be who you are."
pc is a literal disease
>>68763592
seriously why do you go to fuck here when football is 3 months its you fault.
go watch the euros it is infinitely more entertaining then football offseason
>dolphins players are eating chicken today instead of pork
>>68764181
>Not wanting to see based Big Vince naked on the cover of a magazine
>>68744714
Isn't this basically the old school Raiders plan? Draft or trade for the fastest receivers with no hands?
Alright I'm about to set it off
You get to pick one guy for the hall of fame if their careers ended today.
Phillip Rivers, Big Ben or Eli manning
For bonus points (recently retired players)
Marshawn Lynch, Megatron, Jared Allen
>>68764413
eli because 18-1 and 18-1 part 2 electirc boogaloo
hof worthy achievment
>>68764297
its more of the fucking bullshit that people are saying to make it seem like its great to be fat
>>68763592
If you stop shit posting the janitors win
>>68764413
I go with Eli, jared
>>68744429
E. Manning in Chargers
Rivers in Steelers
Roethlisberger in Giants
>>68764208
>apehoop
USA v Argentina is going to be a shitpost superstorm, we have to keep this bumped
Flacco: Mental hurdle might be toughest part of ACL recovery
fucking babby
>>68764413
Eli has the owls, Rivers has the stats, Ben has both.
Gimme Roethlisberger
>>68764825
good job you dont know the difference between sports
>>68751050
⨗ [The player formerly known as Mousecop], WR
>>68765025
I mean get back to your containment board you emancipated mollusk
>>68764979
eli hasnt made the playoffs in 5 full years, thats pretty fucking terrible
>>68751050
Ron Mexico
qb
>>68765194
Roethlisberger had a shit run, with some pretty shit seasons since getting BTFO by the packers
>>68765246
His team hasn't been as good since Cowher retired and the defense he built aged out, but 3 of his 4 PB selections have come since then, and his statistics have been better as well.
>>68765585
>3 of his 4 PB
Pro bowls are a fucking sham, that's like including a kids choice award as a career accomplishment and a few of those pro bowls he was only selected in as an alternate, also he was absolute shit last year
>>68764472
To be fair, he's made a living off of being a fat NT and BBQ master
If you guys don't shitpost the soccer fairies win
Who is the bitch to your qb /nfl/?
> Rodgers to Cutty
BRADY > MESSI
hope those poorball fags see that shit
>>68766692
Roethlisberger
>>68766692
Wentz blond hair blue eyes > shiteyes romo
>>68766801
>flacco
>only 1 super bowl ring
>big ben
>2 super bowl rings and 3 super bowl appearances
>>68767058
Super Bowl XL was rigged and you know it, either way Ben doesn't deserve credit for it because he played like that blind kid in that football video. Flacco still owns Ben though
>>68767179
>(You)
>>68766692
> Manning
> Smith
> Dalton
> Entire afcs qbs
> Rodgers (soon)
>>68767218
nice retort, you showed him
>>68767314
he's just mad that Big Ben is the elite qb of the afc north and flacco is just a ray lewis babby
>>68767372
>Implying Either are better than Dalton
>>68767218
Are you going to tell me that Roethlisberger and his quarterback rating of 20 won that game for Pittsburgh?
>>68767448
Yes you dumb dumb :^) Big Ben really proved himself against the Cardinals though. That last minute drive. Wew lad. While Flacco only won because it was Ray Lewis' last year and the game was obviously rigged.
Redpill me on the Raiders
t.raider fan
>>68767559
>While Flacco only won because it was Ray Lewis' last year and the game was obviously rigged.
Might have had more to do with the best postseason performance by a QB in history
>>68767559
flacco is good in the playoffs though, dalton and roethlisberger not so much
>>68767701
That's Eli Manning right there. Flacco only gets by because of his defense. Other than that he's pretty much mediocre. Me-di-o-cre Mediocre :^) while big ben is versatile despite being in the league for a long time. flacco, on the other hand, only has been in the league since 2008 and he already seems to be over the hill.
>>68767869
>good in the playoffs
>only one super bowl apperance
>>68753637
>mfw Falcons defense are always the butt of elite plays
>>68767179
>Super Bowl XL was rigged and you know it
>mfw RyGod wins one for da Lant(a)
>>68767701
either old egg got butthurt so much he left the board or is typing up something furious. either way, i won big ben confirmed king of the afc north :^)
Give me 1 (ONE) reason why the Dolphins aren't going 8-8 this season
>>68769103
I can't
>>68753637
that was blown ass coverage, all he needed to do there was chuck it past the DB
>>68767272
did this guy even play last season? lel
>>68748934
Peyton no question
>>68769103
HAHAHAHAHAHA
because they will get a record worse then 7-9
>>68749182
18-1 doesn't really seem that bad in retrospect. Everyone pretends that they were setting records and were the best team of all time but being the first to a 19 win season seems awfully arbitrary considering the 72 Dolphins already posted a lossless season before them.
>>68748934
John Elway Obviously
>both most hyped prospects ever
>both could have played multiple sports
>both carried meh teams to the finals/super bowl
>both have got btfo in the finals/super bowl
>both after much adversity eventually win rings and are the biggest sports star of Denver/Cleveland of the last 50 years
>>68771899
offensively they were record setting, but you could tell the 2007 patriots peaked somewhere in the regular season, they were slowing down.
>>68772004
If we're only talking about offensive records, then the 2012 Broncos shit the bed far harder than 18-1.
>>68768028
>>68768304
>>68768346
samefag, you got btfo by oldgay fucking shameful
>>68772484
absolutely, they shit the bed in the owl a lot more than the 2007 pats
but nobody considered the 2013 broncos to be the greatest single team ever which is why it won't be remembered
>>68772792
Kys
>>68767689
They suck lol
>>68746321
Well they like winning so....
>>68746839
Well Houston has JJ Watt who could rip a space marine in half and they still suck so it's no guarantee.
>>68747506
I'm so sad that I missed this thread. Thank you for catching me up.
