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OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 89: MACDONALD VS THOMPSON THREAD #4 SHEEM? EDITION


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>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST

5 Round Welterweight Main Event:
Rory MacDonald (18-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (12-1-0)

Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (29-7-0) vs. Patrick Cote (23-9-0)

Light Heavyweight
Steve Bossé (11-2-0) vs. Sean O'Connell (17-7-0)

Lightweight
Olivier Aubin-Mercier (7-2-0) vs. Thibault Gouti (11-1-0)

Women's Strawweight
Valérie Létourneau (8-4-0) vs. Joanne Calderwood (10-1-0)


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:30pm ET / 5:30pm PT / 1:30am BST

Lightweight
Jason Saggo def Leandro Silva via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)

Light Heavyweight
Misha Cirkunov def Ion Cutelaba via rd 3 Submission(Arm triangle)

Middleweight
Krzysztof Jotko def Tamdan McCrory via rd 1 HEEEEEEEEM

Bantamweight
Joe Soto def Chris Beal via rd 3 Submission(RNC)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm BST

Middleweight
Elias Theodorou def Sam Alvey via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,30-27)

Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos def Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)

Welterweight
Colby Covington def Jonathan Meunier via rd 3 Submission(RNC)

Flyweight
Ali Bagautinov def Geane Herrera via unanimous decision(30-27)
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Second for Bunda
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>>68654748
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Dammit my fightfu is losing
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CHEAP ABORTION
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5th for Fox changing which channel UFC is on midfight
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1ST FOR DISGUSTING JOJO BEING A SCOTTISH SLAG WHO EATS HER OWN BOOGERS

DIS-GOSS-TEENG
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WTF
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UK you manage to secure the m3u8 or still having a struggle with it?
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THIS REF
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>women's mma
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that tity punch
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this is way more exciting than the usual mma fight
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DON'T KICK ME IN THE TITTY
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>>68654772
too much ass
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The fuck was that shit?
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HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
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>about to get sheem'd
>pull a tit out
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SHEEM SLEEPY
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SHEEM
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what the fuck was that hahaha
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OW
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Wtf just happened
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>fight stopped for titty punch
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FUCK!

Dominated that bitch
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GOD DAMN
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where she goin
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>>68654855
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>this fucking ref
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WMMA was a mistake.
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what the literal fuck was that ref doing
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What the fuck actually just happened in that fight?
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wot lads
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Well that was a damn strange fight
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Broken rib for sure.

JRE screaming tit shot are literal retards.
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popped her titty
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what is this ref doing
i love it but what the fuck
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>>68654861
No such thing
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>Had money on Letourneau

>watching her get demolished
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>this fucking ref
holy shit what a goof. Fire his ass
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worst reffing i've ever seen

a fighter quit and he restarted it then let her get murdered
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This was so fucking weird of a fight at the end
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>WOMENS MMA
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fuck was all that about?
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I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THIS REF WAS SHIT!!!
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Right in the ovaries
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THAT REF
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>female resilience
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Welp. Those ribs are broken.
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pathetic. absolute joke. take wmma off ufc cards
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>>68654855
>falling asleep with that bunda in front of you
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>WMMA

not. even. once.
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>Women

what the figg was that?!
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This ref is about to get fired.
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What the fuck is this ref doing?, he got fucking played around by Valerie
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ref wanted the first ufc death to be a canadian

can't blame him honestly
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Was her tit out?
It didn't look like it.
Why did they stop it?
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kek why the fuck would you turn around and start walking away from a liver shot and not just collapse
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>knee to the arse
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HEEMED
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That was weird af though, she just backed off and walked away, referee didn't do shit and then she got heemed as she's clearly not even in the fight anymore


Her insides must have killed her
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>Win KO Round 3 (Titty Punch)
>the city of WMMA
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>Get hurt
>Turn your back from your opponent instead of pulling guard

The Galaxy of wmma
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>SPINNING BACKFIST
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Spicy for a WMMA fight desu

rarely seen sw sheem
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anyone got a stream link?
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JUST FUCK MY PICKS UP SENPAI
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dana should fire that ref.
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tristar actually made calderwood good
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fuark that was brootal
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so was that first thing actually a wardrobe problem or was she just bullshiting and buying time, looked like she was completely out of it then
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>>68654997
my sides
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This fight should have been stopped in the first. This ref constantly fucks up. Someone find out his name.
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cant blame it all on the ref, that was really strange for Valerie to just turn around and start slowing walking away
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I thought maybe she got kicked in the tit at first but it was her ribs all along I think
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just fuck my picks up
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This bitch is stupid for turning her back. You need to protect yourself at ALL TIMES. She seriously expects the ref to just immediately jump in after she turns her back? Dumb bitch, fall down or tell the ref ur fukin done. She deserved those shots at the end.
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I bet he met Letourneau at a bar 5 years ago, she turned him down and he has been waiting for this moment all his life
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MILF GOT REKT
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This is probably the worst ref I have seen, the fight could have been stopped the first round.
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i hate brandan. so much.
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>Getting heemed by body shots

Is there such a thing as having a glass body? Also that was a great fight.
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Right in the ovaries best birth control ever
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THERE GOES MY PREDICTIONS
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>>68655017
fox sports 1 you goof
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>>68654999
I thought the only reason was because her tit was out, she kind of said no more a bit earlier but I couldn't really tell whether she was just grabbing her rib out of pain or whether she was signifying she was done
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>>68654941


>>68654944
>>68654964
>>68654984
>>68654978
Retards please go.
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>all these people saying "duhhhhhh what the fuck happened loooooool". She broke her rib you idiots, then jojo broke it some more which put her down.
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there go my fucking picks.
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>UFC ottawa tweet not available to canada
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>>68655077
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>>68655064
>letourneau
>turning down a black guy
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is there a HEEM variation for a body shot ko?
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gib a nigga a stream
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>>68655078
when your ribs break early and you keep fighting you are bound to crumble
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>her fucking voice
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I love her voice
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THAT WAS AN ENTERTAINING PISS BREAK

>NOT
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>>68655036

Her body was hurt and she was stalling for time.

>>68654978

Just cause you can't get laid in real life, doesn't mean you get to take it out on women you've never met.
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>>68655013
She was basically giving up without saying it, but the referee didn't want it to end that way
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https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/735587080550551556

Same ending
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Podcast already turned gay
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>>68655134
http://streamking.org/streams/ufc.html
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>>68655128

"the Cerrony"
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>mfw ref
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Jojo is cute
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Jojo is fucking cute
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>>68655072
>having this much of a glass body

cerrone-tier liver
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P4P cutest accent
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>>68655099
Yeah, i thought she said she was done too. But then the ref just kept restarting it. It was weird.
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Were her nipples visible when her top got pulled down?
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>literally quit the fight
>"She's so tough!"

kek
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>turning around and putting your hands on your knees

all of my what
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>>68655099
I think her tits were coming out. She was constantly adjusting throughout the fight, maybe her reebok gear did not fit right.
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cutest voice in MMA
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damn Valerie, not the best time to take a casual stroll across the octagon
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>that highlight reel of Valerie giving up three separate times in the fight

AHAHAHAHA
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>>68655054
>don't blame shitskins for their actions

get the fuck out trudeau
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based jojo
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>top pulled all the way down
>still no nip

reee
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what a qt
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>>68655189
>stumbles away
>ref doesnt stop instantly
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Her voice is kinda cute...
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Did Rogan just imply Jojo is a lesbian?

She obviously likes boys.
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>>68655001
When you're in so much pain you can't think, you do dumb shit like that
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>this accent
help me she so qt
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women fights are pathetic.
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I want Jojo to read me a bedtime story.
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Is Aljo a cuck?
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>>68655072
This was weird, the way she just stopped fighting I thought she was trying to call for an illegal blow or something

MY BOY'S BOY SIGHTED
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who the fuck is that guy behind schaub
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>>68655072
how did you get it working lad
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lel my gf says "who's kid did he steal?"
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>>68655013

>Didn't watch Machida vs. Dolloway or Noke vs. Sobotta
>Casual exposing himself for "HURR WMMA" /r9k/ autism
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STILL LOVE YOU VALERIE
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SHE'S SO UGLY BUT SO ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME

IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?

>>68655205
Yes
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>my training partner's son
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Goddamn I wanna take care of her and pound her til her bum gets red.
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WEIDMAN'S KID NOW BEING RAISED BY ALJAMAIN STERLING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>French fighter
>not quitting

Pick le one.
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Weidman's kid looks half black
wtf?
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"""""chris weidman's"""""" son.

Aljamain cucked the chris confirmed.
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>>68655072
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KEKED BY MY BOYS SON
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>>68655212
not sure, would be the 4th slip in the ufc i think
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>>68655251
JoJo has such an innocent essence to herself, she's the type that after 45 years would just lay low and take care of your kids and grand babies.

;_;
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>>68655271
Fuckoff
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>>68655290
>My friend's wife's son
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Oh gosh her voice...
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>>68655161
lol okay sjw
keep defending girls you want to sleep with
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>my wife's son
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>le get hurt and walk away woman
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>>68655086

I haven't got cable...QQ
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>>68655281
kiss her
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>>68655219
I fucking hate Reebok.

>Gave my coach 3 different sleeveless hoodies
>The only person that liked it was Pat Barry
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I've developed a fetish for unattractive women.

Calderwood is really doing things for me right now.
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Weidman lost his boy
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>>68655304
my sides
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>>68655197
>>68655199

she looks like thomas turgoose
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>>68655281
haha nice
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Aljamain "my wifes son" Sterling
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Chris "I let Aljo sleep with my wife" Weidman

W E W

E

W
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I want to hug JoJo until we both die.
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>>68655189
I love when the refs get involved
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>>68655323
lol, weidman is probably shitting, he is always shitting
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>>68655304
>HNNNNNNNNNNG
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>Fedor vs. Maldonada
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>>68655286
the majority of wmma are ugly, but have "something" that made they more sexy, than a lot of models, maybe is the body of a athletic woman, who knows.
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>AL STIRLING HAS CHRIS WEIDMAN'S KID ON HIS LAP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Valerie Le-TURN-au
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>>68655323
>giving your son to negro
>not expecting your son to end up stolen
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>>68655323
>>68655296
>>68655302
literally retarded
look at the picture of his son
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>>68655296
>>68655302
His wife is Mexican you fucking goofs
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>>68655281
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>that tarzan trailer

It's the gorilla vs man fight we've always wanted
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i hope this tarzan movie fucking bombs
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>>68655304
>rip hector lombards kid
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>all these casuals exposing themselves by saying "wowwww why would you turn your back lol wmma!!"
It's like you want us to know you're new.
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>>68655274
His butt ugly older brother.
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>>68655374
who u got for game 7
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>>68655373
He is cornering wonder boy tonight. He is in the backstage area.
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>>68655393
REKT
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is only me or are a lot of spaniards on /heem/?
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>>68655072
looks like a tooth flew out
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>>68655378
this fight was just fucking sad

fedor keeps adding examples to the "fighters never know when to call it quits" trope
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>>68655379
it's probably the fact that they're in shape and most are at least 5.5/10s + being in shape + being ambitious + in some cases they're successful so yeah.
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>>68655395
Kek
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>>68655387
top bantz gook
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>>68655323
>taking a young child to a ufc event

nice parenting
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>>68655409
We literally had it two fights ago
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>>68655387
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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>>68655387
va-LEL-erie LEL-TURN-OW
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>>68655393
>not goofing the incomplete picks automatically
>not adding my Who Who Who Who Who picks
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>68655322

I dont want to sleep with either of these women though neckbeard.
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broken ribs absolutely destroy you and she was able to keep fighting after it happened. its insane she lasted as long as she did
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did Valerie's tit pop out or what?
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>>68655393
damn son, I leave for a week and no one can pick well
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>>68655461
MY
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>>68655281
your gf is a latent coalburner
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>>68655304
too many kicks to the tummy
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who's that guy sitting in the back on fight companion
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I knew that thing with the gorilla and the kid had to be viral marketing for something.
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>>68655444
Unemployed people have a lot of free time.
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>reminder that only children like dragons
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>>68655438
Golden State to be honest family
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Is Valerie done?
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>>68655072

Yeah, that's the face of a broken rib
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What is the largest gorilla?
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>>68655393
LMAO, lets not count it
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>>68655444
I'm not a Spaniard. I'll clown you if I have to.
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>>68655184

Thank you!
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>>68655072
was that a fucking toe kick
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>When Jon says 'It's time'
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>>68655387
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>>68655515
nah she's finished
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"Jamie, what's the Brock Lesnar of gorillas. Bring that up."
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>>68655490
repeatedly, she kept adjusting her top and the ref stopped the action a couple times to let her get her titties back in place.
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>>68655461
Why are white genes so weak?
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>>68655493
WIFES
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Anyone have an m3u8 stream?
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>>68655503
Schaub's brother
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>>68655447
he is only 39. has a good 5 year i reckon.
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>>68655387
G O L D

O

L

D
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>>68655393
People who don't pick the whole card are auto goofed. There is no point if we just pick and choose which fights we predict. This is for serious glory.
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>they got Brock to just scream into a mic for this promo
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is that guy behind schaub going to sit there without sayin anything for the entire card?


KEK
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>>68655525
kek i have not seen this before, hilarious
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CAN YOU SEE ME NOWWWWWWWWWW
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https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/743657142494732288

>nig nog pool party
>no one in the pool
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will I get banned if I post t.or.rent streams?
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>>68655520
Does that actually happen?
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>>68655551
White genes are special and unique.
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>>68655461
the gumby is my favorite black people haircut
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>>68655546
>dog putting its paw on a human's shoulders
needs to be put in its place
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Could JoJo heem Joanna Champ with Firas magic?
>all dat q.t accents happening to the fight build up
my dick would explode
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>sage northcutt on ufc 200
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>>68655280
My own codebase is a total mess right now. Pastebin yours so I can see and adjust yours
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>>68655438
Cleveland 90, Golden State 107

Curry to score 40, LeBron to score 41 for the 3rd straight game. Thompson has 8 3-pointers and 5 assists

LeBron is the Finals MVP.
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>>68655570
this desu, I might as well just only pick the main event if that's the case and then say I won
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>monkey is not a real term
>all apes are monkeys

is joe rogan a literal retard?
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>>68655603
thats fucking illegal, goof
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>>68655603
yes, post tetas instead
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>>68655531
you're not a spaniard, you're just a tard
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>>68655551
What do you expect? Weidman has dark hair and brown eyes.
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>>68655393
fuuuck
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>fight companion saving us from jon anik's antics

based rogan, im gonna miss him
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>>68655636
monkeys have tails
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>>68655618
It's just a prelim, lad.
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>>68655603
no
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WHERE IS THE AIRHORN?
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>>68655616
Joanna's striking is on a different level, but maybe because you don't know these days
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>>68655580
He's just sitting there, not even on his phone
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>>68655393
I got 1 right!
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>>68655611
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>>68655616
no, joanna is a different class

even gadelha would run through jo jo
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>>68655603
There's literally a torrent board.

>>>/t/
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Who is this goof?
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>let your good friend watch your kid while you take a shit
>literally dozens of race and cuck remarks just because he's black

C'mon, it's [current year].
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>>68655608

Ribs are very fragile and has no muscle to protect them from impact
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>>68655579
>cut conor from the card because attend pressers and the commercial filming.
>sign brock lesnar to the card and give him a short cameo in the commercial and one single media obligation
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>>68655660
he said one of the main reasons he's considering retirement is so he can do more fight companions
>>
JRE is like /sp/ right now
>>
>>68655660
>im gonna miss him
>implying he won't do a companion for every PPV card once he's done commentating.
>>
PABLO
>>
>>68655675

Enjoy your ban.
>>
>>68655616
Why is he not using those falconry armguards/gloves. Crazy muslims.
>>
>Fox sports is currently unavailable
FUCK
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>>68655078
>Is there such a thing as having a glass body?
>>
>>68655702
david blaine has really hit rock bottom
>>
>>68655702
Brandon Swab
>>
>>68655702
No one knows
>>
>>68655702
looked like schaub was wearing a brony shirt for a second
would have posted this pic in response to every schaub post in every thread
>>
>>68655702

Schaub's boyfriend

>>68655711

Brock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> McManlet
>>
>Olivier Aubin-Mercier (7-2-0) vs. Thibault Gouti (11-1-0)

I HOPE THIS FIGHT DOESN'T PUT ME TO SLEEP
>>
>/sp/ loves jojo again

She should get the next title shot. Based voicefu.
>>
>>68655706
I meant the filename.
>>
>>68655741
He's being very careful with his handling technique
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>>68654748
Schaub = God
>>
>i think i can kimura this fucking thing
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>>68655651
If I was a tard, I'd be a Spaniard, faggot.
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>WMMA
Into the trash
>>
j-joes not gunna retire right guys?
>>
>>68655619
this is the version i'm using

http://pastebin.com/9TzFJrV5

thanks m8
>>
>>68655078

Kebab, Cerrone, Velasquez in the gym
>>
So we all agree the referee stopped it too early, yes?
>>
>>68655702
shark eyes doll smile
>>
>you will never see Joe choke out a spider monkey
>>
>>68655675
NICE
>>
>>68655702
it's his brother you goofs
>>
Is Schaub white?
>>
JRE Baboon Dick Companion
>>
VERY IMPORTANT POST
VERY IMPORTANT POST
VERY IMPORTANT POST

so where are the pics of valerie's titties
>>
>sticky
>wet
>baboon
>dick
>>
>>68655702
Is that the dude from the Norm MacDonald podcasts?
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which one?
>>
>>68655711
Brock is an actual recluse. Conor was acting like he was bigger than the company. Different situations.
>>
Ref was garbage in the Valerie fight, Valerie was basically calling the fight off probably due to a broken rib or kidney shot that shut her body down. Whole reason she turned her back to start and walk away was a sign to call the fight off, plus she was a bit messed up from the semi-KO
>>
>>68655675
two crackwhore hookers in the ghetto fighting wow
>>
>>68655675
godly camera work
>>
>>68655954
yes, when it's convenient for him
>>
Bum bum bee dum
>>
>>68655903
>>68655903
>>68655903
>>68655903
>>
>>68655711
Gotta be more than that. He was filming a promo at our gym earlier this week.
>>
>>68655986
the white one
>>
>>68655887
will his kid turn out to be based?
>>
>>68655393
FUCK ME, I thought I wrote Calderwood what the hell happened
>>
>>68655986
>Honda tries to make her fat look like muscle
>>
This canadian is the most boring dude on the ufc roster
>>
MY BOY AUBIN MERCIER
>>
>>68656040
Of course
>>
>>68655986
Right normally, but the novelty of having an amazon would make me big left.
>>
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>finished 9 of 11 fights
GET EDDIE ON THE PHONE
>>
anyone else 100% over ''''ronda rousey''''?

she's such a trailer trash fighter
>>
>I picked Gouti

Why?
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How will Conor handle the Diaz bantz?
>>
>>68656057
>>68656057
>>68656057
>>68656057
>>
>>68655986
>roidy ronda rousey
>>
is Eddie too high to speak?
>>
>being this empty since Mcgregor's fall
>no cocky loud mouth euro blonde KO artist to live my fantasies through

Just heem my shit up already.

Need Conor so bad to feel alive again.
>>
>>68656057
i agree he's terrible
>>
>>68656175
this
>>
>>68655912

Have you ever held a girl's hand?
>>
Best walk in song ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcaPu9JPenU
>>
>>68655986
I'd fug the poop out of buff Ronda.
>>
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Yer someone else is doing it but fuck it i'll post it anyway.
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Is it weird to sleep with your dog?
>>
>>68656282
White knights man...
>>
>>68656057
agreed, i was flagging as is, but this nigga is going to put me to sleep
>>
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>>68656235
honestly I miss the guy, although I think getting humbled, especially by Diaz, will be good for him.
>>
how long until edgy brah starts talking about conspiracies
>>
is oliver and company on the gas, synthol, or horsemeat?
>>
Are they saying Obama Mercier?
>>
>>68656366
That dog's facial is expression is one that screams "RUN FOR HELP"
>>
>>68656366
Not if your dog is that qt.
>>
>>68656366
not if you use protection
>>
>>68656367

Why didnt you answer the question?
>>
>>68656057
>Not Demian Maia
>>
>>68656366

Cute
>>
>>68656395
can someone let me know when this happens so i can start watching
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where did all these casuals come from
>>
>Canadians actually like this faggot wrestlefucker
>>
>AOM
>Natty


PICK
FUCKING
ONE
>>
TRISTAR = SHIT
TRISTAR = SHIT
TRISTAR = SHIT
TRISTAR = SHIT

I HOPE OBAMA MERCIER GETS KNOCKED OUT
>>
>THAT CAGE HOLD

should have been a point deducted desu, very obvious
>>
>>68656233
he's probably fucked out of his mind onf painkillers 2bh
>>
>>68656474
Maia is awesome to watch
>>
>>68656188
I've been over her since around the second Miesha fight. Such a dumb, classless cunt.

She'll probably never fight again, though. She's (sort of) doing movies, gotten fat, is still with Edmond, and not training, plus she's already "delayed" her return to next year.

Bitch is done. No warrior spirit. Shamefurr dispray.
>>
>manhug
>>
>>68656530
the first round made me wanna cry =(
>>
why are all the Canadian fighters the biggest faggots? Elias, Olivier, Chad Laprise.. the list goes on
>>
>>68656532
He's been decently entertaining so far.
>>
>>68656300

You missed 2nd row 4th column ya goof.
>>
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>>68656473
I have held a girl's hand.

And I don't enjoy MOST WMMA fights.
>>
kenny florian is a terrible commentator
>>
>>68656300
I would tell you that you are a clownshoes goof.. But you got dubs..
>>
he dove on a banana split top lel!
>>
>>68656714
FAGGOT
>>
>>68656530
quote the casuals

warning, if one of the quotes is me i will send you straight to the shadow realm
>>
>edgy brah isn't 100%

bummer 2bh
>>
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>ottawa dating scene
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>>68656580
I'm excited for when she blows all her Hollywood money on drugs
>>
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>>68655675
tfw you fuck skanks like this and just dont give a fuck
>>
>GSP lite already almost heemed first round
>a fucking leaf
>>
>>68655675

>dat close up outro

beautiful
>>
This kid is all upper body and no legs
>>
USE YOUR JAB MERCIER
>>
>>68656838
>ottawa
it's literal shit
>>
>>68656595
>fell for the slavic can crusher meme

Fabio has sick hands for an MMA heavyweight, Fedor wasn't the first dude to find that out.
>>
>GAME OF DEATH... OR THRONES, OR WHATEVER THAT IS
>>
>>68656716

Cashier handing you your change doesn't count
>>
im praying this jewfro gets heemed
>>
>>68656792
Did you know? The Shadow Realm was invented by American producers because actually killing the characters on a kids show wouldn't jive. In Japan when you lost a duel you died
>>
brb gotta purge this big fat dick
>>
The cuck behind Schaub is distracting.
>>
>>68656607
tristar

we need a blackzillians canada
>>
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>>68656838
>shitimbald
>>
>>68656838
>shit i'm bald
would go out for drinks with
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>>68656838
>shitimbald
>>
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>>68656530
>>
>>68656838
shitimbald is pretty hot
>>
is rory a lanklet?
>>
>>68656714
This guy fucks.
>>
>>68656838

You're talking about the city that created the slut shame walk. It's SJW capital of Canada.
>>
>>68656839
Yeah, there's an epic meltdown coming. I anticipate tragic documentaries within 10 years after she kills herself or ODs on something.
>>
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>>68654688
can someone decipher these secret codes for me?

1aa4f88b002e983c4f21377dc8988822a2b991f9

34cd12902628c264fd68c3051e5f07980e5edc5c
>>
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post bunda
>>
>reminder that gay callen actually convinced schaub to kiss him for '''comedy'''
>>
>>68656958
>blackzillians
meem gym that produces shit tier blacksplosive fighters that gas in the first
>>
>>68656181
when is Alex Jones' UFC debut bros? he's looking jacked these days
>>
>>68656939
Why if they give you flirty vibes?
>>
>>68656838

>these"women" are in their 20s

club those seals
>>
>>68657065
They look like crypto coin addresses.
>>
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>>68657076
>>
>>68656300
I picked Calderwood why did you goof me?
>>
>>68656607
>Elias
Cmon
>>
>>68657065
ace player
>>
>>68657065
yes, they say "enjoy your malware"
>>
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/heem/ are you even watching the fight

Be honest
>>
>>68657009
No, he's pretty optimal for the weight class.
>>
>>68657209
NOPE
>>
Sweet takedown

Webm that
>>
>>68657065
Can anyone decode this? Thanks.
>>
>>68657228
whats that thing under her ass?
>>
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>>68657059
I'm pretty sure it'll happen when Travis cheats on her if he hasn't already.
>>
>>68657209
i only give a shit about the main event

fml
>>
>>68657209

Not really. The JRE fight companion is a lot more entertaining right now
>>
cheeky fence grab
>>
>>68657228
Sauce?
>>
>prologue is the end
>bryan callen
>>
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>>68657209
No
>>
>it's a 'French Canadian wrestle-fuck' episode
>>
>>68657209
Mama is vacuuming my room so not right now
>>
firas zahabi is working his ass off tonight
>>
>>68657284
radiation
>>
>>68657284
a vagina ya fag
>>
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>>68657076
>>
>>68657284
i'm no expert but that looks like the end of a dull spork
>>
I fucking hate tristar fighters
>>
webm of Joanne TKOing the heem out of Valerie?
>>
>it's called fight companion
>they don't even watch or discuss the fights1217
>>
>>68657335
ILLEGAL
>>
>>68654840
I wish there was an m3u8 stream. I wanna watch this on my weird projector/roku set up.
>>
19-19, Round 3 will decide it
>>
>>68657357

54%

That is all
>>
>>68657263
the zodiac killer was a hoax created by a cuck working at a newspaper
>>
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this fight is boring
>>
>>68657035
I dunno about that, man. Ottawa is awful, but Toronto is the new champ, I think. This whole fucking city is full of nu males and angry feminazis.
>>
shout out to the blazedbros
>>
Firas is workin like every fight tonight.
>>
>>68657209
"no."
>>
>>68655986
I'd let both use me like the human fucktoy I'd be in that situation. Even if Ronda is a crazy cunt.
>>
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>>68657372
>>
Who /PepsiWasp/ here?
>>
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>cazadores on the JRE
awww fug
>>
>>68657442
That's some fat wigger-li looking motherfucker.
>>
>>68657341
just realised this fight is jackson wink vs tristar

neat
>>
>>68657263
something about being a canadian
something about mcdonalds but mispelt macdonald in typical zodiac letter fashion
>>
>>68656728
He's a fine commentator, he is just incredibly boring.
>>
>>68657465
Aye, I'd fight for Firas.
>>
>>68657209
On mobile after driving ~600 miles
My picks are getting fucked up today
Only got 3 right so far, 4 if Aubin-Mercier wins
>>
>>68657228
>>68657427
is this camera angle a meme?
>>
>i'm tellin' you, dog
>49 year old man

lmao, i still love u tho
>>
>>68657442
I would get her pregnant so many times.
Too bad shes a coal burner
>>
>>68657438
That makes sense
>>
>>68657340
lol underage faggots.. does your mom wipe your ass after you're done shitting?
>>
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>these creepy crawlies

This is why I could never live somewhere without a nice cold winter to kill these fuckers off once a year.
>>
Is Serra-Longo a meme gym?
>>
>>68657438
so where did all the bodies come from?
>>
>>68657585

Fuck Serbia nobody likes you
>>
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OAM with some major gasction

USADA violation incoming
>>
>>68657623
Yes
>>
>those flesh eating wasp stings

panic.jpeg
>>
>>68657285
I could definitely see a murder/suicide, or her stabbing him or cutting his dick off or something and winding up in prison. She's got that kind of "wake up and she's sobbing and cradling your severed penis" crazy going.
>>
>>68657209
Looking for a M3u8 stream using all my resources. If any of you guys have one, I'd be pretty glad if you shared it.
>>
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>>68657585
you sure got him buddeh
>>
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>>68657495
>>
post the fattest bunda you have
>>
>>68657571

use your head for a second, who says 'dog' anymore? no one. old men.
>>
PROTECT YA NECK BOYSSSSSSSSS
>>
>>68657591
I'd kill this from the back with not one shred of shame(wouldn't tell anyone ofc). Fuck BREHs.
>>
Aubin-Mercier is a qt.

#mohomo
>>
>>68657650
na, hes only taking BCAAs, creatine, and Vitamin S
>>
he has a nice body
>>
WHAT THE FUCK

WHY'D HE TAPS SO FAST??

THE FIX IS IN!!
>>
>>68657209

Yes I am. Cause I'm not a blistering casual who only enjoys 1st round knock outs.
>>
is that the fastest tap ever?
>>
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>>68657681
His test levels must be through the roof
>>
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>>68657681
was there ever source on the right chick?
>>
>>68657681
Kek..fucking whales
>>
HEEM QUICKY TAPPY
>>
>callen schooling us on elephants

i ain't even mad
>>
HEEM TAPPY

Holy shit though how quick was that tap? It looked like he barely even got it locked
>>
>>68657749
right there with coner's tap
>>
>>68657733
>>68657749
He knew he was done, might as well tap before going out
>>
What a pussy tap.
>>
WEW QUICK TAPPY
>>
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How do I achieve Mercier-tier abs fellas?

Do I hop on the gas?
>>
mma dies a little more as this man wins
>>
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>>68657771
>mfw face sitting will be a form of assisted suicide now that its legal in Canada.
>>
>>68657284
Vagina.
>>
>>68657681
DANS MOTHERFUCKING GAME
>>
>>68657790
body triangle was killing him, once he realized it was too deep he tapped
>>
>>68657442
source?
>>
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>>68657681
>chick on the right
hnnnnnggg


>>68657772
she kind of looks like Rachel Aldana but I am not sure
>>
>>68657771
I want this c-men demon to sit on my face
>>
>Schaub literally fiending for oxys
>>
>>68657632
>>68657682
ye, army of spoiled mommy's boys riot instantly..
"move your legs honey, mommy is vacuuming"
>>
>>68657882
Francophone genes, anon. You anglos cannot achieve this look without PED.
>>
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>>68657878

She's literally fat now. Was way better a couple of years ago.
>>
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wherever i am i must also post high test
>>
>>68657882
Hop on the full gas program
>>
>>68657591

Fat girls just look like they smeel bad. I'd have to make them get in the shower before I fucked them.
>>
>wew quick tap
It was over, cranking the neck as well and falling to aubin-merciers back. You would have tapped too.
>>
>>68657878
the fuck did she do?

JUST
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>>68657827
bro, he looks like Dean Ween
>>
>>68657882
yes 2bh
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>68657971
>>68657971
>>68657971
>>68657971
>>68657971

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>
NEW WHERE?
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does anyone else notice how schaub always brings up shit that he knows joe talks about all the fucking time and acts like it's an original thought?

maybe i just have a healthy obsession with brendan
>>
>>68657882
Abs are made in the kitchen
>>
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>>68657855
Is there anything better than big asian titties?
>>
>>68657772
the ocean
>>
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>>68657765
I'm 2 for 2 so far.
>>
>>68657765

>all these complete casuals picking letourneau

don't even try to explain yourselves, you're the kind that says "u mad" then shit posts cruise or conor.
>>
>>68657967
Who senpai
>>
is the UFC better than its ever been?
>>
>>68658055
big asian arse
>>
>>68658301
Don't talk shit about letourneau, she's a good fighter but Jojo hit a sweet spot
>>
>>68657442
How are her legs and ass so fat but her face doesn't look fat?
>>
>>68658529

calderwood wins that fight in her sleep 100 out of 100 times
>>
>>68658415
past few cards 100%
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>>68656838
Those are the only ones that thought you were atractive.
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>>68658709
Not even, letourneau got a lot of good hits in there herself. 80 to 115 significant hits.
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>>68658040
Yes he def does that
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>>68656461
what
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wtf why did the streamking link die
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>>68659987
dunno but im dieing for another stream
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