>mate calls me to go to a club tonight
>tell him I'm with flu in bed
>actually lying, just want to watch Copa America and shitpost on a chinese cartoons website
Anime, memes and dope, that's all I need
nothing comfier than cancelling plans with normies
>that feel of relief when u text ur friend "sorry cant make it tonight" and she responds "ok feel better" and all of your pent up anxiety about socializing fades away as u turn off ur phone and snuggle up in front of the TV
>>68640563
no anxiety here, just got tired of clubbing every weekend
>Have to decide betwen going to a music fest with a qt or staying home and watch Memexico vs Shitlel
What should i do famalamas
>>68640563
>>68640633
We're on a 4 day long holiday so it's fine.
>>68640682
>Abandoning you /sp/ bros for some dickless girl
Not worth it m8
>>68640957
Im thinking of shitposting in the middle of the fest while keeping track of the memes.
>>68640059
An argie friend of mine invited me to the boliche and I ended up wearing my best bowling shirt to a club
>>68640682
Any chance of getting the pussy?
>>68640682
>abandoning epic gamethreads and memes on /sp/ for some india that would dump you for some JulionAlvarez/Komander copy-cat
Gooby pls
>>68641028
60% im getting a Bj behind the portable loos, 35 % im getting the pussy.
we also get free drinks and food, a good lad got us VIP tickets.
>>68641052
I can still shitpost from mobile
>>68641110
Chance looks low for me, but I never pass getting drunk for free
>I can still shitpost from mobile
'Hey anon, who are you writing to all the time? Let me see what's so funny, what is this 'CHI' posted all over?
Don't do it ese
>>68641110
Go get the pussy Pedro, post pics as well.
You will be on your deathbed one day, and you'll think about all the things you did cause you just wanted to greentext insult someone in threads that 404 after 2 hours.
>>68641110
How would an English guy get on at one of these gatherings
>>68640059
>friend asks me to come to a hookah cafe so I can chill
>actually accept to go
>forget that JUSTtugal is playing tonight
>try to come up with an excuse
>I tell him that I forgot I had planned to go out with a girl and that I'm very sorry
>he asks which girl
>come up with a random 9/10
>call her and beg her to pretend she is with me
>she rejects
>I will be known as a notorious liar
>mfw
>>68640682
what music fest? did you pay for tickets? will it be just with the qt?
if the first answer is no and the second yes, just call her over or just go to a restaurant and watch the game m8
>>68640059
You say that now. They its 5 years later and you're wondering why no one invites you out on Saturday as you post frogs on a Mai Thai claymation site
>>68643488
Relax Chad, sometimes people need some lone time.
>>68643356
>not leaving your lies as brief as possible to avoid this
>"Sorry, can't tonight man. Let's try next week?"
>"Feeling like complete shit right now! Some other day would be better! :)"
>"Already went out last night, lad. Recovering from a hangover!"
>>68643488
You're right frog posting is beyond desperate, Fred memes are the way to go.
>I have friends
>booking off 2 weeks from work just to stay home and shitpost
get on my level
>>68644034
>not spending all day at work shitposting
get on my level son
>>68644073
>>68644073
oh i do that too lmao
>>68644034
>wage slave
>on any level
You should join my miserable existence on level nigger.
>>68644148
I heard if brexit happens Osbourne is going to destroy your benefits system are you worried?
>>68644220
i went without for a year I'll be fine.
hope you stay up until 5am bro, the mexico vs chile game is going to be so meme
this argentina vs venezuela is just too one-sided with messi
Why do some people enjoy clubbing every weekend?
It was cool when you were 17, now it's just fucking boring.
I'd rather be lying on my comfy couch with the rain hitting the window while I watch TSUUUUUU get trolled at the Euros and follow banter / memes on /sp/
>>68644305
>being a trust fund baby
kys
>>68644405
I enjoyed it at 20 too, but past 22 you're the old guy in the club unless you are Benjamin button
>>68644537
>I enjoyed it at 20 too
What age did you start? We hit the clubs from 16 in Denmark
>>68644423
Plz have you been to the north no one has money here people rich people in England would be ashamed of having a son on the dole.
>>68644653
19 I didn't go clubbing till college
>>68644653
we used to roll with unspeakable amounts of product in our hair, do young people still do that?
i mean you had to hose that shit out the next morning to get unstuck from the pillowcase
>girlfriend wanna go to dance
I'm tired
my feet hurts
I want to watch the match
>>68651460
beat her
>>68651522
this
>>68644034
One time my family took a vacation. Asked if I wanted to go. Said I couldn't cause of work. Once they left I took a week off from work. Literally stayed home and orders in all the time. Fucking GOAT.
>>68644034
>>68651670
That's called a stay-cation. Calling off work and rather than going somewhere, dealing with flying/driving, hotels, scheduling yours, etc, you just stay home, wake up late, go do stuff durin the day, etc It's pretty popular now
>mfw 20
>never gone clubbing
J
U
S
T
>tfw you never have to worry about canceling plans because you never have plans to begin with
>>68653709
THIS
>be tired after long work week
>don't have to be inundated with OMG ANON WUT U DOIN WHERE U GOIN LETS GO OUT TILL 2 AM
>OMG ANON LETS GO EAT U WANNA SEE MORE PEOPLE AT A BAR OR CLUB WITH LOUD MUSIC AND SCREAMING PEOPLE
Or
>get home
>relax, shower, make a nice dinner for yourself and eat while watching a show you missed or baseball or something
>go to bed and wake up refreshed
Fuck yeah sports and being a loser
>>68640563
>tfw i am that feel
>>68640563
>>68653581
Overrated anyway, lots of people pretending to have fun trying to get laid. Unless they actually play good music but that's only in berlin.
>>68645065
>euros
christ on a stick you guys are fags
You are the best fake internet friends a guy could have.
I fucking cherish you.
>>68640059
>buddy's birthday
>girlfriend and I drive down
>snort coke to get ready for pregame
>no one doing anything
>literally sitting at another friends house while him and his girlfriend in his room and I'm watching the game in living room
>>68653538
Damn never taken a vacation before, might just do this
>>68640059
>was hanging with gf in her house.
>told her i had to get up early tomorrow to go play football.
>leave to come home
>actually lying, just want to watch Copa America and shitpsost in chinese cartoons webiste
>tell them you don't want to go and that the music is too loud
>he doesn't understand
>did coke and drank with the lads until 6am today
>girl im banging wanted to hang today
>told her something came up and cant
>comfy in bed now smoking weed watching first 48
life is good lads
>>68651593
that
>>68651460
cut her legs of
