why is he so good?
>>68623622
He gets an extra tortilla for every assist and a can of beans for every goal.
dr fuentes
Dr Fuentes
>>68623622
Siesta gives hime extra energy before the games
Dr. Fuentes
He made a deal with the devil to up give his hair in return for talent at passing the soccer ball in the 5 to 15 yard range
based dr fuentes kidnapped meme magic and now it's iniestas personal fucktoy
It's that premature baldness, instead of going full JUST, it has fueled him to become the GOAT midfielder so that his lack of hair becomes irrelevant
Dr Fuentes
>>68623622
It would be extremely painful
probably because he has looked 40 since he was 25
Dr. Fuentes
I truly think he learned from the different team-mates he played with.
Young Iniesta was quite talented, there's no doubt, but he got better each year and learned how to dribble, to hold the ball (young Iniesta was like Isco and missed the ball always) and to look, that was probably thanks to Riquelme, Ronaldinho, Xavi, Deco Messi and Guardiola. Until Neymar arrived, then he had an awful season, but eventually he started playing as CM and now he even defends.
tl;dr: He actually developped his skills
>>68623662
Hey everyone, this guy thinks Spain is Mexico.
>>68624175
We also have tortillas here
>>68624175
Hey everyone, this guy thinks there are actual differences between spics.
>>68624258
>omelettes
Yeah, which are not what he referred to if you read the post.
>>68623622
blood doping
>>68624309
>unironically being this ameritarded
im laughing out loud
Moorish blood
STEROIDS LMAO
>>68623622
A true big game player, shows up whenever his team needs him most.
Should have won a Ballon d'Or.
Kalise
Why are americans so bad at posting
>>68623622
Cause he watched captain TSUbara when he was a little boy.
>Nunca viviras tu sueƱo. Nunca seras Oliver ni Benji
Dr. Fuentes
>>68623622
drugs mostly
making up for letting his newborn son die
>>68626806
>krauts taking about doping
Top kek
>>68626837
Edgy
>>68624516
Accion Andres Accion
>>68624148
RIQUELME MENTIONED
>>68624309
>mfw I've never eaten tacos
isnt that a difference?
>>68628345
>Argentina league
Totally worthless desu
>>68628530
it's a copa libertadores final, uneducated twat
>>68628576
>copa libertadores
The same shit.second division here has higher level than that tourney
he would be considered as the goat if he had a cool name and cool hair
>>68628721
You people pay South Americans to rape your baby league, moor
>>68623622
better than messhit and tsulando desu
Because he's a shy boy who takes his profession seriously instead of wasting his time on whores
>>68629037
So is Xavi. Where is he now?
>>68629152
>Xavi
>shy
Xavi was always an outspoken dick