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>>68617978
1st for belgium is a meme team
Second for Euan going to win a bet
Third for u1.5 first half bets
4th for getting goals and beating lines
5th for ive had a wank even before HT cause the games so shit
Belgium O8.5 corners @1.78 is a steal.
6th for Belgium will never score in your lifetime.
6th for NEED Belgium to win
>tfw missed all the safety car value as 1 guy took all the liquidity out the market with a single bet
Not cool. Hamilton still lands pole here though
2nd half most goals doing it lads the new meme bet
First yellow to Ireland was fucking ez money
PLEASE lend me some money
>>68618400
Once you tell me how you can't get a job
>>68618480
No one hires a fat tatted up ex-DJ
not impressed that the new thread is never linked in the old one
>>68618549
Everyone's been slacking
dunno why i throw money away on memes like belgium
>>68618683
me too m8, we fell for it
>>68618683
>>68618738
chase it w/ 9 corners belgium
Iceland v Hungary - Match Goal - 76th Minute To Full Time @2.3?
>>68618314
>me
>>68618738
thing is i knew they were a meme beforehand
just baka
EUAN
>>68618814
VALUE.
Lads wageslaving is now fun. 2 sales today and met some qts.
Who is the retard who told everyone to bet remain?
great tip from Euan, glad i kept the faith, knew he had it in him
TEARS at all the Belgium backers. Backing a spineless bottle filled choke job.
>>68618980
>not topping up
>>68619032
Do you think it's going to be rigged? Do you not see the polls?
>>68618969
Did you give them your tip?
need somebody else on the ARP account to buy a T4TW subscription, I brought all the others
>>68618549
morons think the thread going 404 excuses linking the previous thread without appreciating it is more for the benefit of people using the archive so it is still relevant.
I really don't know what they think the purpose of linking the previous thread actually is though.
>>68618980
>britain leaves
>bookies make gorillions
just got in
what is THE bet for the second half of belgium v. ireland?
>>68619096
Gave them a card with my TT on it.
One lad asked if I've been watching and said he's backing Belgium. ALMOST said tears.
NEED to know what Hass sees in this Airdrie team
MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM MEMEGIUM
11111111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111
Never in doubt
WHY NOT TWO MINUTES EARLIER, FUCKING HELL
>>68618319
Best bet!
Ez 100 memes for me
SECOND HALF MOST GOALS IN
>>68619167
Goal 80-FT
>>68619297
because it was halftime dummy
>2nd half most goals in within 2 minutes of the 2nd half starting
free money lads
>>68619345
fucking Willy Hill stopped offering it lmao
on my knees PRAYING someone put money on Belgium for me
>>68619345
what were the odds?
>>68619430
Had a word with the traders. It's back
>>68619474
Carrasco is shit
>>68617978
>tfw miss pre-JuveGuy /bet/
thread is 60% about him these days, so utter shit.
>>68619485
@ 2.1
>>68619569
Best atm player in the champs league final
>>68619591
madness, that seems like a classic 1.83 bookie bet
>>68619629
Finding it's 2.1 on almost every game
>>68619575
Before that it was Euan, before that it was Kurt before that it was Mackers, before that it was Albania, before that it was SP before that it was...
You get the point, I've probably missed somebody off that list but /bet/ always allows itself to get obsessed with somebody whether it be a tripfag from here or a tipster. I don't disagree with you but you'll never stop it.
need a second belgium goal desu
>>68619726
Mackers tripped in here? Does he ever visit?
>>68619805
Did you even fucking read the post?
>>68619726
>/bet/ always allows itself to get obsessed with somebody whether it be a tripfag from here or a tipster
>or a tipster
THANK YOU BASED BELGIUM
2222222222222222222222222
>>68619764
22222222222222
Okay, RIP my bets on this game. Fuck you Belgium
LEGGGOOO
Ez money.
Belgium corner over
2ND half most goal
First yellow Ireland
Belgium -.5
excited to see how they fuck this one up
Belgium TOO good. Daily /bet/ accumulator going swimmingly
>>68619859
Being obsessed wouldn't ruin the thread though unless they were actively posting in here
Need some more waffle corners
who /memebet/
>>68619220
A couple more goals in them hopefully, I'm on overs too
>>68620186
what happens if there are equal goals in both?
>>68620152
Oh how new you are.
>KURT DRAGO IS ON X
>KURT WANTS A LARGE ON X
>FUCKING KURT
>KURT SUCH A FRAUD
>KURT BEST TIPSTER EVER
>KURT! UAC!!!!!!
>KURTKURTKURTKURTKURTKURT
>>68620266
Then it's not the highest scoring half.
>>68620266
Goes down as a loss. Market has first half most, second half most or draw. It's why the odds are pretty decent most the time
>>68620266
I assume it's a loss
Is there anyone who didnt get on Belgium @ 1.9? Dont be shy come out
>>68620287
Is it void or does it lose?
>Hungary priced above Iceland
>Hungary DNB @ evens
You have 1 minute to tell me why I shouldn't put my entire bankroll on this
Need another goal for my over 2.5
And I will have cleared all my bets
>>68620279
Except no-one is stupid enough to actually get on juveguy's tips, he's only ruining the threads because he's an idiot. At least the others were somewhat shrewd
>>68620333
What the fuck do you think? If you bet on something to happen and it doesn't happen, does your bet void or lose? Obviously odds wouldn't be so good if it could void easily
>>68620325
Tipped Belgium -0.75 but didnt put my money where my mouth is.
I want a small on South Africa
>>68620333
If there's an option for no highest scoring half then it loses otherwise void.
With those odds gonna assume it's void.
>>68619220
But yeah Airdrie don't have the strongest lineup today but they've been training for over a week and are fit for a game, and I don't think Gala (who aren't professional) will have the fitness for this matchup.
Airdrie are taking their preseason seriously.
They also have a new signing playing today and some others who can score a few.
was JUST considering o2.5
3333333333
Brains
>>68620381
Like fucking clockwork
Ez 1k from a single match
>>68620140
im so happy right now
:)
>>68620325
Didn't have the coin
33333333333
>>68620389
The point is /bet/ gets obsessed with someone and posts about him endlessly then moves on to the next person and repeats. That is all. That was the entire conversation. I don't feel this was difficult to comprehend and I'm not sure how you got lost.
>>68620407
Considering this too
you lads think we got final score now?
Where can I find live scores for norway 3rd division?
>>68620637
>file name
good one norway i chuckled
>>68620732
depends if the irish keep leaving themselves open to counter attacks
down large on ireland game
what to bet
>>68620732
Origi next goal
There are some solid qts in the crowd today
Imagine following this advice pmsl
>>68620732
Ireland will get a meme goal right at the end
>>68620782
I put half my money on O 3.5 and the other half on U 3.5, both had the same odds at 1.80
Belgium race to 7 corners @3.5????
>>68620887
Might start doing this so I can get on a winner
Keane hattrick incoming
>>68620782
Hungary at level is a really good buy
>>68620918
>not getting it @ 2.8
tears
>>68620906
"no"
>>68620863
i do that
Need two (2) more corners please
>>68620929
I got lucky with this match,
at 1-0 right as I was about to hit o1.5 odds froze and they scored
afterwards I though I'd do it again for o2.5 and 30 secs later they scored again
right now I'm on ireland to score @5.25
If someone sends me £10 to my Skrill I will give up gambling and leave /bet/
>>68620971
Money for Hungary to win?
surely he wont score from here
Put 500 on u3.5 live @.5
Was that smart?
>>68621321
Yes send juveguy a fiver if win
smed on o3.5 in the Airdrie friendly
TEARS at not getting in on this game. hesistated from all the asspulls this euro has seen
Why are Iceland the favourite? Hungary looked decent in their first game and Iceland just about managed a meme draw against a shitty Portuguese team.
4-0 WHEN
down, down, down
Another under 1.5 FH bet lands, that's going to make it 20 out of 22 matches where it has worked.
>>68620573
No the point was that the threads are shit cause of juveguy, not because of obsession with one person. Obsession is profitable when good tipsters are involved
>>68621589
HT/FT with draws at HT is THE bet for the group stages.
what is /the/ iceland hungary bet?
>>68621652
Not really, there have been 12 matches where the score hasn't been a draw at HT. Under 2.5 isn't a bet any more either thanks to Russia/Slovakia Wales/England Spain/Turkey and Belgium/Ireland
I've been putting under 1.5 for each match with a stake of £50 each time, I'm currently sitting at £1,750. The bet has only lost twice.
>>68621605
>Profitable=good threads
Not necessarily
>Obsession=good threads
Literally never
>>68621761
odds are shite for the next match
>>68621761
should have listened to you about this earlier 2bh baka
do you think the next two are going to be under 1.5
>>68621761
post slips
>>68621705
2nd half most goals
1.25k from a game. Good job senpaitachi. Recovered from last night
>>68621805
That's why you get on them early, the odds might not be great and may not offer huge money; but so far they are safe.
I'd rather take 20 matches that are safe at 1.3 rather than 2 matches which are very unsafe at 2.1 for instance
>>68621813
I've got all 3 matches on today as an accumulator as I'm 100% on them. I was worried about the Spain match yesterday, but if they can't score more than 1 goal I doubt others can. Portugal only managed to get 1 goal past Iceland in the FH, but they might get 2 past Austria tonight.
I'd avoid the Portugal game if you don't want to risk it
>i'm not a profitable tipster
>>68622084
You're not even a successful DJ, you fat paki
>>68622083
>That's why you get on them early
>You're on them for the same shite odds
??
>Airdrie to win second half was @1.8
>>68622111
that guy wasn't Paki you blind cunt
>>68622155
thanks for the aftertiming, wonderful mate
>>68622155
Got on over 3.75 goal line, looks good so far cheers bud
>>68622198
I was in the shower, was just about to post on TT :(
>>68622237
No worries
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>>68622302
i hate big tournaments
>>68622155
>Get on Airdrie to score 4th
>Gala have their first 3 shots of the game all in a row
rip money, classic
>>68622302
Put whatever you're betting in the doubles box
>>68622302
doubles
>>68622389
>>68622402
thanks
>>68622132
They've dropped on Skybet for me, but regardless I'm happy with small odds if it's almost always a guaranteed win.
>>68622173
>that guy
>you
>>68622302
>de oirish
>>68622371
Gala are part time PLUMBERS, the starters are begging to be subbed off for a battered Mars bar
Reminder that the daily official accy's winning
>bet on one of the few 0-0 draws in the league
Caan Berry so inspirational
>>68622556
yeah ive heard this meme before
money down the drain
5 1/2 voids today. really, really enjoyed this day of betting.
>>68622371
>Airdrie goal disallowed
>Gala score
haha epic truly epic
Second half most goals is absolutely WORLD in this euros
Going so large on the next two
>>68623128
Tears!!
Worse than Sarajevo desu
>>68622608
Just won @2.82. Tip me if you won big
>>68623313
Stop being an rball slaver then
might go LARGE on o1.5 match goals
>>68623400
go all in m8
>>68623400
On the Iceland game? Gonna be 0-0 or 1-0 to someone
>>68623400
will end up with egg on your face m8
>>68623313
>pretending you were on Sarajevo
Pmsl
>>68623448
Just like you after your big 3000 calorie breakfast eh?
>both coaches said they don't want to concede
LARGE on u2,5
>>68623512
>implying any coach ever wants to concede
Have sex
How the fuck can Hungary not be favourites in this game ?
both teams should be going for the win here
Two "weakest" teams on paper, Hungary can secure qualification and Iceland don't want to have it all to do vs. Austria
How badly did everyone get fucked because of the Croatia result yesterday lads.
It SMACKED the official accy
who /slow and steady/ here?
>>68623559
hope you get egg on your face
>>68623598
Hope you got onto today's one. Won already.
>>68623598
Just had a tiny on but was mad as fuck because of the circumstances that lead to the loss.
Nick Goff wants £30 on Iceland DNB
>>68623598
>/sp/ official accy
>Croatia 2-0 up
Fucking lovely, ill head to Tesco early and do the shopping
Come home
2-2
FUCK MY LIFE.JPEG
>>68623710
>>68623598
are you guys really taking juveguy's accumulator seriously?
NEED that anon to red-pill me on Lidl
>>68623618
only just in double figures m8
>>68623706
just did Hungary DNB
>>68623744
It's /Eurobet/ mate
>>68623710
Not as bad as that OFC game where Kiwi were up 3-1 at 90 minutes and then conceded 2 and had as many men sent off
Have nightmares over that game.
>>68623761
>opposing a JUDGE
on your head be it
>>68623748
THIS so much
>>68623744
It was a great accumulator that fell through because of Croatian degeneracy
>>68623761
always bank at £100 desu, start back at £15 or £20. I'm too much of a pussy to do any bigger bets.
Fucking Croats cost me big yesterday
Iceland are SHIT. Do NOT bet on them. Hungary win.
>>68623842
You only made £62.50 profit though
>>68623881
that's enough for me la
>>68623912
Are you a Virgin?
>>68623984
Yes, Why?
>>68623984
No but I dont see the correlation
>>68623823
you're a retard
t. master better
ICELAND LOOKING SO SO GOOD
>>68623851
same, had a treble with italy win to nil, spain win to nil and croatia just straight win. unbelievable laddy
>implying this shit isn't ending in a draw
Pizza hut so SO much better than Dominos
>>68624033
only 1 shot off target, dame you're as dumb as you are fat
please give me a bet ive only got a fiver left in my account
When do the pyrotechnics start?
>>68623851
>>68624087
always do a trixie
>>68624141
first half no goal
>>68624141
give it to me PLEASE
>>68624141
under 1.5 in FH
LARGE on Hungary to score. Reminder that Goff was large on Ukraine and Albania to qualify and is CLUELESS when it comes to mainstream.
Unders was so due in this game
Gylfi Sigurdsson to score
>bet against team at the bottom of the league with one win all season
>they get their second win
weeeew, it was a muggy soccerway acca but still
>>68624360
Nice blog
Who /memebet/ here?
>bankroll team that has won 23 games in a row
>they lose
>>68624470
Thanks lad hope you've subbed
This match is absolute DOG
>>68624539
>implying they weren't due a loss
>That fucking rball guy
Entered 3 reds, then removed them all again some time later and replaced them with a yellow. Now there's another red and I'm not 100% sure its legit this time.
If I follow T4tW with a 32% yield and basi-booms with a 15% yield, what would my yield be?
>>68624699
More information needed.
>>68624699
47, if you only follow the winning tips that is
>>68624730
On tipstertube. Say I follow them for 2 weeks
>>68624759
But how do I know what the winners are?
>>68624510
cant find that 1 or 2 goals anywhere lad
>>68624510
>1 or 2 goals
m8 pls
shite finesse
>>68624850
I'm more worried about the first part lad
Does anyone disagree that Iceland are looking the stronger team?
ABSOLUTE SCENES
FUGGGGG
there goes u0.5 fh
fuck my life
Fuck there goes my u.5
need 2 goals 2nd half
>>68625262
>>68625294
Why would you even make this bet? Under 1.5 FH is the bet to go with, hopefully there won't be another goal in 5 minutes.
>that arse squeeze
This is why Goffy Boy is head trader at Coral while you're a greasy NEET.
ICELAND NAYSAYERS BTFO
pmsl
>>68625388
hope i'm not alone with this meme bet. need hug box
>>68625388
same
>>68625411
on this for the next game as well
>>68624281
Told you so
>>68625411
Im on u1.5 also, but u0.5 looked a legit good bet until that soft pen
Ried 1111111
fix is in.
>>68625518
Not for the Portugal game, been 100% sure on all of them so far; but not this game. Portugal NEED to win to have a ensure they are through and they're going to be pissed after their draw with Iceland.
Austira also lost to Hungary who (bar the penalty) have done nothing with Iceland. Definitely 1 goal in FH, maybe 2/3.
Reminder that Iceland -1 was THE bet
Who takes the extra penny when the bet comes on
>>68625411
I have been making crazy money from u.5
First time I got my u.5 bet wrong.
BOOOOOOOM! Out of the last 23 matches, 21 have had under 1.5 FH goals.
This is the bet you should be placing.
>>68625778
in*
>>68625801
>1.2 odds
Based 1 minute extra time continuing to pay my bills
>keeper not wearing shorts
From now on I'm going to bet the opposite of you guys. What was THE BET? More goals in 2nd half?
I just put large sum on under 2.5 @1.40
Sure not best odds but it will surely go through
>>68625833
Better than losing, friend; ask Juvepaki about that
>they didn't bet on iceland
plebs
>>68625910
Iceland to win the second half
>>68625927
I bet you make a Barcelona/Bayern/Madrid accy every weekend.
>>68625759
>posting this after they've scored
>>68625962
Can not wait for the Hungary equalizer some time after the 80th minute
Iceland are gonna park the bus and invite so much pressure then concede. Zzzzz.
>You now remember that thread of normies getting excited at Kane to be top England scorer odds.
>>68625978
I also make a continuous profit, tell me again about losing and having to spend all your benefits money.
>>68626052
I tipped it on TT
>>68626130
>Implying they wont get 2-0 from a counter-attack
>>68626140
post roll
>>68626133
>he hasn't got a cheeky tenner on Vardy
absolutely disgusting that ffs
NEED a Hungary goal
drooling for an Icelandic counterattacking goal
NEED Hungary to not score
>>68626619
pmsl
ends 2-0
Thoughts on Mexico-Chile?
>>68626692
This desu
>All this LvGBall
ends 1-0
Hungary goal when?
>>68626692
Only reason it's 1-0 is because of a penalty, there won't be another goal friend.
Croatia yesterday and now this shit.
Fucking Eastern cunts, can we just ban them from the next Euros?
>>68626692
NEED this
>>68626938
Getting ready for your (You)
Hungary HAVE to score
How do I escape the one match curse
>>68627104
acca edge it
Iceland SO close to scoring
>>68625564
post beforehand or keep it to yourself
>tfw losing another bet because of a meme penalty
>Make 1.25k off Belgium game
>About to lose 500 because Hungary got meme on
Fucking hell
Jesus Christ how have they not equalised?
>>68627286
zzzzz i gave a heads up earlier on a fixed match starting in sweden division 2. it seems no one is interested so instead i will keep them to myself. fyi the swedish match finished 10-0, big limits in asia with unlimited rebacks. ;)
>>68627560
nibs
This shit is actually rigged
>>68627560
post slips
70.37%
Win Ratio
>mfw I'm better than JuvePaki
Expand to 24 teams they said
It will be good they said
>>68627727
It is good, my friend I'm up INSANE
Reminder the perfect game of football ends 0-0. Please stop complaining about low scoring games like children and appreciate the quality of football on display.
This is the most biased ref I've seen in years.
Handed out meme cards for every little foul and giving all 50/50s to Iceland.
>people forgetting about the post-85th minute meme goal
FUCK this, I'm cashing out.
Winnings from the Belgium game just gone...
Portugal's not losing to meme tonight, right guys?
>>68627777
>wasting quads on being a faggot
EnVyUs to win a map @ 1.66 is value lads
>>68627856
Pussy, 1-1 at 93 minutes
Done with this lads.
Need to take a break from betting.
BTTS AND DRAW I AM A FUCKING GENIUS
EUANIVERSE
MEME MAGIC
>>68626070
Yep, yep..
This Euro SO predictable
S A V E D
A
V
E
D
>>68627856
toooooooooooooooooooooooold you
>still don't bankroll late goals in this meme tournament
L A T E O V E R S
O
V
E
I
T
Another goal after 76
LOVE the Hunagrian passion
NO PYRO NO PARTY
>>68628112
Just joking la
one more goal or i go walk on a railraod
piss all over my desktop and chair. can't stop laughing
Literally tried to cash out and it went unavailable the second I did
Here comes the fucking Iceland goal
>>68628489
THANK YOU BASED HUNGARY
This makes up for yesterday
Belgium meme - still real
FH Unders meme - still real
Late goal meme - still real
>bet on over 8.5 corners
>the ref blows the whistle instead of giving last corner
Whelp. Thank you for scoring that.
>yfw my last 85p triples my roll
I'm still ALIVE and not bankrupted
Gonna spend muh winnings on a Thai takeaway and few bottles of Singha.
Going to Pattaya in 5 weeks and can't fucking wait lads
Boys I'm on the triple aggregator with Belgium / Draw / Portugal for todays games. I put down 5 to win 50, it's a 26EUR cashout right now
What do?
>>68628934
Keep it? Portugal will win.
>>68628934
stick
going 1k on under 1.5 fh goals next game
Any /virginclick/ lads about these days?
>>68628934
Let it run
>>68628934
hold
My Norwegian friend PLEASE put 10NOKS on a Ronaldo goal
>>68628934
See what you can lay Portugal for on Betfair.
Will be more than 26.
>>68628983
Don't, I've been making that bet every match and it won't work on this match. Portugal NEED to win or score more than 2 goals to secure 1st place
>>68628934
Hedge or leave it be. Might lose but cashing out is for morons
>>68628832
Just do a days work ffs
>>68629078
FH lad
>>68617978
got a 45€ bankroll, i desperately need to make a greasy fiver so i can break even and quit gambling
tip me
Austria U.5 @ 1.4 for 500 bucks.
Good or bad bet?
>>68629015
This is for YOU, friendo.
Will send you the money on Skrill right away once he scores.
How good is Portugal @ 1.78?
>>68629055
Not that guy, but I think we are restricted to the Sportsbook on Betfair
>>68629213
my model predicts a draw, for what its worth
>>68629194
OK. What's the currency.
>>68629113
My point still stands mate, there will probably be 2 goals in the FH
>>68629213
>How good is Portugal to win against Iceland @ 1.44?
>>68629246
British Pounds.
Reminder:
/bet/ is so utterly pathetic these days, all it consists of is clueless little foreigners losing their rubles on mainstream shit, clueless little sixth formers losing mummy's fivers on clueless TT tipsters, greasy little wetwipes praying that Euan will notice them if they praise him enough, and sad little virgins pretending to be 'lads' by posting about Tinder. It makes me happy to know that none of you Green Party-supporting, remain-voting, Lad Bible-liking, coloured trainer-wearing, Russell Howard-loving, Ultimate Team-playing, refugee-welcoming, 'grime' music-listening, sociology-studying little dangerous dullards can turn a profit. Please all of you have sex immediately.
>>68629246
They use GBP in Stoke
If anyone wants to make a Unibet account which I THOROUGHLY recommend please sign up from my referral link:
Just slid the slimiest tenner on Austria
>>68629246
Want me to place anything else in your behalf friendo? If you happen to lose somehow, you have to send me the money back on Skrill though.
Promise?
>>68629336
I'd make one, but only if there's a deposit bonus and I don't think they have one for Germans atm.
>>68629336
Gonna sign up on Unibet and NOT use your referral link.
>>68629213
Decent.
We need to win and our based gipsy king is playing.
I have Portugal win and over 0.5FH
>>68629177
Bad in my opinion. Seems way too low. Austria need points and Portugal are susceptible in defence
>>68629403
>>68629375
Would honestly be DELIGHTED if one person does this. Also unibet has the most markets after bet365
portugal most corners should be fine for a medium bet i feel
>>68629427
There is no way for Austria to qualify
>>68629427
It Austria u.5 FH tho. With all the low scoring games so far, I am really tempted to.
>>68629213
Better off waiting and backing them at 1.9 after 20 minutes.
>>68629355
No, nothing else. I don't want to burden you.
Imagine being mates with someone and then finding out they seriously and unironically try to analyse where the value is in Euro games on /bet/. Just imagine.
>>68629464
I get absolutely NOTHING from signing up, so I don't think I'll do it any time soon.
>>68629246
Dong
O0.5 2h free money @1.25
>>68629503
Call them out lid
>>68629510
Yeah, never mind. I sent myself a test email and the referral includes my name. Wouldn't want to dox myself
>>68629403
want to use mine instead?
>>68629498
You don't burden me the slightest friend. In fact, I apologize if I somehow hurt your feelings :/
You're such a nice guy, I only wish the BEST for you.
>>68629577
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>for you
>>68629577
Unusual post this.
>>68629464
Post it and I'll sign up
>>68629566
not like you've done that already ...
>>68629653
Yes I'm a fat Maltese tatted DJ smoking degenerate. I bet that guy has a HUGE bank balance though :(
>>68629176
pls
@ anyone watching svt2
why is this nigga so angry about headinjuries?
>>68629475
What the fuck are you on about
>>68629482
If it's FH I'd go for that. I wouldn't bankroll it though
in large for u1.5 FH portugal will go hungry for the week if it's wrong
>>68629630
Why unusual?
Why am I BLOCKED on TT?
>>68629714
Put all the money on O0.5. Basically guaranteed win
>>68629740
Started with a 300 bankroll.
Reached 1k last night. Bankrolled the Belgium game. Made 1.25k. Have 2.25k currently. I think 500 isn't that big a bet.
>>68629766
Well, since you've turned a new leaf you're welcome back
>>68629793
And in a couple of days you will be back to 0.
Don't get too excited.
>>68629793
This would be me if Juventus won. I'd be in the mid 5K region by now I reckon
>>68629793
>this post
Eurobet PLS go
>>68629591
Nice meming
>>68629793
cash out, faggot
>>68629855
>Singapore
>eurobet
you gotta go back friend
>>68629849
How much had you bet on Juventus that time?
>>68629793
Great return so far. But, there's a tendency to feel invincible when you make a very good start.
500 is still over 20% of your roll. If it loses, don't chase, whatever you do. Personally I'd stake 150-200
>>68629793
Cancer : the bet
>>68629849
That's odd, the Jonathon guy on FB supports Juventus...but I'm sure that's not you. You shit paki
>>68629905
200
>>68629863
Cash what out?
Why should I?
>>68629941
I don't support Juventus. I was told by /bet/ to bankroll them when I asked for a safe bet. In fact, I hate them.
>>68629914
Yeah. I put 200 on Austria u0.5 for FH @ 1.4. Odds dropping like a rock atm.
>>68629957
all your money because you dont understand, or follow, simple bankroll management
>>68630009
I am not playing to win money.
I am playing to gamble so I have something at stake during games.
>>68629947
**£300
>mfw people think that fat tattooed fb guy is Juveguy near me
SEETHING at my chosen tennis bets. Really had a feeling Thiem would lose. Pounding the ground in frustration.
Guess the Danger: Tipstertube edition
>Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny - Aristotle.
>>68629788
i dont want to
>>68630143
>Guess the Danger: Tipstertube edition
Euan. Its always Euan.
>>68630062
pound my anus if you like
Reminder, UNDER 1.5 goals WON'T come in for the Portugal game
>>68630143
Literally a FORCED character that guy
>>68630143
Juveguy.
>>68630184
>>68630233
>>68630244
It's actually TennisTipster. Probably limpwristed but posts some good tips
Disclaimer: I'm s_l_a_g_s
>>68629888
Was referring to the Euros you moron.
>>68630199
Rather pound your chin
need portugal win like mother's milk
>>68630350
That's a nice quote. Getting a like.
>>68630047
@1.6
on their C team, away
>>68630463
fuck you, I needed a croatia win
Can someone put £5/£10 or over 1.5 FH goals for me on the Portugal game please?
I've got everything on either a Nani or Ronaldo first goal
>>68630498
Did not know that because I'm not a fan of Juventus and DO NOT follow them unlike Jack Eloquentia
>>68630233
Ironic
>>68630547
>Did not know that because I'm a mug
Fixed it for you
What does FB mean by this?
>>68630143
Shaken
>>68628986
Can only find match winner and group winner for them fella
>>68630622
uh oh
>>68630622
If Jack Nyquist was your real profile it wouldn't show up there/
NEED ranked tipsters on bet. Is Euan still number 1?
>>68630777
Up until yesterday Hass was #1, unsure now
>>68630643
whats your point
>>68630799
Hass has YET to post a Euros tip.
Can't take him seriously if he doesn't know how to have fun
>>68630799
Who the fuck are you
>>68630881
Juveguy
Zlatan as top swedish goalscorer @ 2.25 a good bet? Seeing as technically noone on the Swedish side has even scored yet
>>68630896
Nonce : the post
>>68630972
haven't had a shot on goal yet la
>>68630972
doubt he will core against memegium desu
where's the smart money on this portugal game
WISH a terrorist attack would end this gay cup and we could go back to normal, profitable betting. over 1k euros down after this started
>>68631052
Over 1.5 FH goals
>>68630857
>>68631052
o1.5 Portugal cards is THE bet
Looks like a HIGH scoring game. Good thing I bankrolled O1.5
>>68631052
Under 1.5 goals in FH, has won 19 out of 22 times
>>68631177
You could just not bet on it you fucking addict
>>68631515
Are you going to keep this meme up all tournament or just the group stages?
I thought all you guys were supposed to be super shrewd, value tipsters who didn't look at mainstream sports.
Yet all I'm seeing is silly meme bets on the Euros.
>>68631267
On this
>>68631618
>A betting thread won't attract normie bettors during a big tournament
Nice logic pal
>>68631612
Groups stages at the moment, want to see who's going to face who in the last 16
>>68631618
Tbf the Euros do have value because there aren't reliable samples of information like in the Premier League or w/e. As the tournament goes on it should become harder for the punter
>Ronaldo playing deep
fck
>>68631177
What were you actually expecting betting on Iceland?
>>68631754
*who's going to face WHOM
TSUUUUUUUU
Thank you for that corner kek
What's the HT/FT?
Oh fuck off Ronaldo
>>68632246
he's on u1.5 fh and 2nd most goals
>>68632108
Draw/Portugal
How would you guy's rate Reddit tipsters?
>>68630200
The meme is real, I'm a genius
>>68632464
Your pic doesn't have anything to do with tips dude.
But truth be told, couple of the tipsters there have made me a fortune... the trick is to fade them.
fucking quaresma cunt
1111 Hass, good old reliable Portuguese chimping
>>68632693
Any names?
Ronaldo sucha fucking let down
>He bet on Ronaldo to be top scorer
>thank God it's not another meme penalty
Can't stop chimping
Won't stop chimping
hope you get in on the corners game. we all knew how portugal plays.
Hope no one was on overs
Pepe SUCH a character
Andddddd there's the mandatory Pepe booking..
BIG HASS
>>68622083
The system works.
>>68633181
wtb
Portu 1.8 has to be the bet now?
>>68633195
Was on overs :(
>>68633298
Wait until 55 mins.
>>68633205
literally a meme player pmsl
Betting TOO easy. Gonna be up insane from second half most goals.
>>68633316
Of course you were
Filling out my make-a-wish foundation application for free membership to Euan's TT. They'll be in touch soon Mr Park.
>>68633276
Got on -5 corner handi when it was available, don't know what is know
>>68633373
>post yfw it ends 0-0
fuck off
Fuck I missed it, how much injury time was there just now?
u4.5 cards?
>it's a training ground routine works edition
Not sure I've seen this one before
>>68633581
Fuck, 1 for 3 today
>>68633454
>MFW it ends as a draw and Penaldo QQs
>>68633415
Cant you go down your local shopping centre and busk for a fiver?
Thinking about putting a cheeky fiver on Pepe to score the first goal.
Would be a Rare Pepe bros.
What do you think?
Feeling gud guys
>>68633648
>>68633648
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68633695
Underrated post
>he didn't get on
Dubs are the only thing going right for me in life
>>68633797
How'd the exam go pal?
>>68633943
tears baddy
>>68633959
The first part was awful. 4 parts, you have to skip one, answer the other 3 correctly in order to pass. All 4 of us fucked up 2 of the 3 parts. Second part was dece
>that Londrina defender wearing a swimming cap
pmsl
What are your go to drink?
pic related with ice or coca cola
>>68634082
enjoy your diabetes
How much you guys are sticking on Portu to win ?
>>68634082
Straight.
>>68634123
>implying im not already doomed to get it when it's on both my mother's and father's side
coca cola zero btw
>>68634158
Don't have a choice. They're looking solid, lotta attacks. Think they'll get at least one in.
Euan any potentials tonight or tomorrow?
>>68634210
Looks like you are gonna be in my pocket if Penaldo wont score
Thinking about getting my Ronaldo shirt to be reprinted with my surname on the back. Getting tired of this meme player
Who /U1.5/ here?
>tfw National TV live stream is 10 seconds ahead of b365
JG SO unlucky :(
RONALDO
>>68634451
u2.5
kicking myself now lid
>>68634451
I was
Then I cashed out and put it over 1.5
literally gonna go off myself
>the absolute state of TSU
What is the biggest meme of the tournament so far?
>Late goals
>unders
>Iceland
>Russia fans
>Le flare man
>Penaldo
>portulel
goal when?
>Hass taking a leaf out of my book and tipping fake lines
Like it bud. I wont report you
>>68634213
Yes and yes
>>68635024
3rd place
>>68635024
Some of those aren't memes the biggest meme is third place teams going through
>Ronaldo has had more shots than Ireland combined
>0 (zero) goals
what an awful meme player
>Austrian fans chanting Messi's name
>>68635144
>>68635161
>so far
>>68635254
>rules from the start of the tournament doesn't count as so far
I'm so fucking pissed. Why is Ronaldo so BAD at football?
>>68635053
u wot
>>68635334
There hasn't really been much discussion about it so far.
I'm sure it will become memeworthy when Iceland and Northern Ireland qualify.
If Portugal don't win this, then they may not qualify. They won't beat Hungary and Iceland will draw and come 2nd on GD
>there will be this one late goal again fucking up my bet
>>68629788
i'm going to need a refund
>>68635560
Not believing in the power of the late meme goal
You know what
I really wouldn't mind a Ronaldo goal
>>68635560
Austria will still need to win and Portulel draw/lose, OR draw and hope Portulel lose concede 3
need Austria goal like AIR
Just score already
Got Portugal and u2.3 @ 3.
Not too fussed as UAC after Hungary drew but wouldn't mind a cheeky Ronaldo goal tbf
>>68635681
Austria are out anyway and Portugal doesn't have enough goals or points to get through on 3rd place. If this game is a draw, then Iceland need to draw or beat Austria and they take 2nd place.
Portugal next goal?
MEME MAGIC
>>68635789
'no'
I swear there are people in this forum who literally cannot add
>Penaldo
fuck off
Penaldo!
>>68635876
I hope you booked it
TEARS
PMSLPMSLPMSL
>PENALDO
MEMES
LITERALLY penaldo
pmsl
>Penaldo
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>penaldo will blame Iceland for this
JG you OWE me a fiver bud.
zzzzzzzz 500 on Portugal and 100 on Ronaldo fgs
FUCK OFF
Neighbour needs a new cat.
SCREAMING.
Come the fuck on. Jesus christ.
THIS FUCKING GUY
>/bet/ on suicide watch
this is literally a fucking joke kms
SOMEONE FUCKING SCORE HOLY SHIT
>that missed penalty cost me 75 Euro
Fucking nignaldo
Penaldo to hit woodwork on penalty @ 501:1, put a £5 on it. Thank you Penaldo!
How is a man so famous for being good at football so bad at football
WE ARE DYING OVER HERE, CAN ANYBODY HELP US AAAAAHHHH
how the fuck do you miss that u monkey
Well. At least we are all in this together.
>>68636737
post slip
>>68636737
Post slip
Dread to think what Portugal's xG is come full time, probably about 3.x
>>68636737
Post lip.
TSUUUUUUUUU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god this is unbelievable
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Just scared my neighbors...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
kek, wasn't even close
GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
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LMAO
SMASHING UP MY WIFES SON
CAN HEAR SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE
HAHAHAHHA DOWN THOUSANDS PMSL
Got a fiver on Austria @ 19.5 C'MON
Crying me eyes out boys. Down so so so so much.
This fucking game....
Can't wait for the meme Austria goal in 90+5'
At this point, it is getting fucking stupid
>>68637313
Topkek
Graham Cunningham
Thierry Henry has just rocked a piece of after timing on 5Live to take the breath away re the Ronaldo missed penalty
Graham Cunningham
"I called it," he said. "But I didn't say it on air because you have to respect the penalty taker." Just outstanding.
will literally murder my dog with a fork lads
>>68636737
post slip
Why do I even bother with meme Euros anymore.
>>68637567
that's a strange chinese flag.
>>68637567
Your dog didn't do nothing. What you killing him for? Chill.
>Euan is even tipping fake lines in the Euro comp
Cmon Albania get on to Big_Al
>>68637655
>Chinese flag
He didn't say he'd feed his dog to a snake
VILLAGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Here comes the meme goal lads
>>68637726
Didn't read the market right nm
>>68637730
top kek.
>>68638014
>3muggy5me
