/f1/ - Formula One - Well Memed Baku
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /f1/ - Formula One - Well Memed Baku
fp3 now
quali in 2.5 bongs
10/10 GP2 race
Still I AM
Nth for rising
3rd for gimi
Pizza
>>68612625
Good to know you'd pay money to eat dog shit.
>>68612654
>+3.575
>>68612628
post yfw bottas pole tonight
M E M E
Finland for black pussy
postin for haryanto the only car to finish in the race
>>68612694
please no
>19 RAI
>22 BOT
THEY ARE LOSING ONCE AGAIN
germany must conquer baku for ze oil!
>>68612713
>DOT FOR HIM
What did he mean by this?
Rate Memeku on a scale of 1 to meme /sp/
>>68612713
BLACK PUSSY WHITE CUM
2 SEAGULLS
Also gp2 was meme/10.
>>68612729
meme
Why's there a murican spamming pics of his """"racing"""" sport
>>68612701
Ebin :-DDDD
>>68612718
Wait for the quali. We're going to meme all over you.
Pictured: Aussie pizza lad.
>>68612729
M E M E
E
M
E
>>68612749
Don't be rude lad
>the power of weichai™
Is manor elite now? They are already faster than that poor blue team and almost on par with renault.
Damn it Perez, don't fuck it up
>power loss again
GIMI :DD:D
>>68612752
The guy on the left has a comfy coat.
>>68612729
about as well done as i like my steak
i.e. charred to a crisp ;-DDDDD
>>68612771
if one team is absolutely dominating and be doing it for years
then no one other than that team is elite until that team no longer dominates
>a swede is slower than a muslim
>The city of Finland
What happened to Bottas that he's not coming out?
>>68612729
Would WELL DONE BAKA again/meme
When i watching racing with my man, i strip sexily, exposing my pink thong as i shake my hot ass for him before slowly turning around. As he checks me out, my cock begins throbbing rock hard, my balls barely covered by my pink thong. That's how much tacing turns me on too
>both mercs are over 1 second ahead of everyone else
europe was a mistake
First time ever I won't forget to watch the qualifications.
and it's not even the race yet
>WE WERE SANBAGGING
>>68612822
My wifes son does this kind of shit all the time.
>>68612829
Frans plz
>>68612828
>Vetlel
>>68612828
just about to type this but vetlel closed the gap to .259 as i was typing it
>bottas got damage to the side air intake because of a loose drain grate coming loose and making a hole on the side of the car
MEMEKU DOES IT AGAIN
GODDAMN IT
Think we've gone full meme lads
>bottas:DdDDD
>>68612858
Monaco did it too.
>>68612822
>not being locked up in chastity
Your "man" is a cuck.
Is he, dare I say, elite?
>>68612861
>This fucking track
>spots himself on camera
>awkwardly stand up and faces away
Bottas is as autistic as daddy gimi
>>68612858
>>68612865
It wasn't a drain grate.
Kill yourself hendo
Why Williams has the best qts?
>crofty reading retarded tweets again
>MANOR FASTER THAN SAUBER AND RENAULT
>GERMAN CHOCO SENNA WDC 2017
the rocket manor will get into Q2
screencap this
>>68612900
Gibe link plz
>>68612907
he literally only does it so people follow him in a retarded effort to get read out on air.
>>68612903
Why you can't into English?
>tfw you can't shitpost on /int/ because your whole country is IP banned
who /VERY fast car driving at incredible hihg speed/VERY fast car driving at incredible hihg speed here
>>68612923
henno.info
>diresta again
when is brundle back?
Not the first time Palmers had a strange feeling in the rear..
>WELL DONE BAKU
For what purpose?
>>68612927
Now, I don't use twitter so maybe I'm way wrong here, but there have got to be intelligent questions in the stuff they send him, right?
>>68612900
Last week I got a henno stream from here and after a while a message got into the stream with him mad that someone leaked the HD 6 billion kbps stream.
So where do I get it properly?
>>68612945
Ahahahaha
>>68612946
Put down the charlie la
>>68612956
next race, he's currently driving at 24bongs of Lemons.
BLACK PEOPLE
They should behead the kafirs that decided on having a race here before the rose water ceremony.
>>68612961
Because they built the track in like 5 months flat and now all the cut corners are being exposed.
>>68612964
you should have seen it early season, it was all conspiracy retards saying merc was sabotaging Lewis' car.
>gimi 21
>buttass 22
>>68612945
Based mods.
>>68612956
When Ericsson gets a point
>>68612965
>https://www.reddit.com/r/hennostream
Well fuck this shit. I was even planning to donate for this.
>>68612965
try the aces
8987049165131583e4b95af4193f41b2720e4d0a (6000kbps) // 85faa8c82e68d1990cf0543af433b43c77eed0bc (3000kbps) // ce24c0730cccd388758f1d189b5c6ba27ca7e7bd (1200kbps)
how will vetlel and ricky get screwed over by their teams this race?
I think vetlel gets an engine problem and ricky a bad pit stop strategy
Ricc lost a tenth and a half to rosbergs time in the last sector alone
>>68613026
Thanks m8
>>68613046
Helmut Marko said it would be 1.2 seconds
Mercedes obviously sandbagging
>>68613035
Vettel called to pits. A SC happens just as he leaves the pits
Ricky, unsafe release, and gets penalty
>>68613046
Rosberg had a massive tow through the last straight which gave him the track top speed.
>>68613066
>ferrari are close
>>68613081
This meme
>Mercedes sandbagging
>Hamilton Jobbing
>>68612944
Neither can you
Will tricky ricky expose amd amx once again in qualifying?
somebody needs to ban david croft from talking during practice sessions
They give him too much time to think, which always results in him spewing more useless garbage. Crimes against humanity for sure
>>68613092
yep
>WEH +1.6
>HAR +3.4
Jules died for this
>purple sector by hulk
>>68613108
Yes. Put your toothpaste back in the tube, he's been shown up for the meme magician he is
>Britbong on suicide watch
>>68612944
>>68613093
>nazi sympathizer infighting
Remember your ultimate goal, stay united.
Please don't bully me.
Perez confirmed for another podium
>VES +1.425
>GRO +1.751
Make Haas Great Again
HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING I SLEPT LIKE A GREEK
THE CITY OF FINLAND
>merc are over 1 second ahead of everyone else
europe was a mistake
>>68613178
Max died in turn 8
>Hulk
>P2
HULK PODIUM NOW
>>68613169
that would be nice
CAN'T STOP THE HULK
does gimi always get to do the high fuel load long run? is he there just to support vetlel? is his career over and will we need another meme driver next year?
>>68613178
kvyat has shot himself
>Ros and Hulk ahead of Lewis.
URGE TO KILL, RISING
I hope Vettel doesn't cry too much tomorrow
>>68613178
You missed memetic fun in the GP2 race. 4 SCs in a race.
In FP3 a drain damaged Bottas out of the session.
>I slept like a greek
Grkek.
>>68613196
>>68613200
>Hulkenbabby
>on the podium
>ever
cheeky force india podium on the cards lads
>>68613206
>aussies can't handle the banter
>>68613212
This pleases me
>>68613206
Shut up, New Holland.
>>68613208
Vettel = schumacher
Gimi = Barichello
that's all it is, ferrari pick a superstar: Alonso
and then they pick a cuck: Massa
of course this is the dynamic post 2009 but you get the point
>>68613214
one blue flag for you, backmarker
this is the worst track i've ever seen
>>68613210
would probably be for the best 2bh
>>68613256
>not sochi
what the fuck indonesia
Force Poo into the Loo looked really good yesterday as well, they're probably 2nd best after the Mercedes.
>>68613244
Reminder that you gave "New Amsterdam" to us for free
>>68613248
>Vettel = schumacher
yeah, ralf schumacher
>>68613256
>monaco exists
Stop coughing Crofty. In fact just stop breathing right after you give Di Resta a lethal lung infection. Gimi :DDD Sky commentator next year?
>Gimi
>>68613256
they're showing all the boring parts
they've never showing the fun bowser alley
turn 1 becomes fun only during actual racing
>BUT 348.9 Km/h
What the fuck
>RAI in the pits for most of the session
>first flying lap
>OH KIMI IS SLOWER THAN VETTEL HOW DREADFUL WHY IS FERRARI RETAINING HIM AND NOT HIRING JOYLON PALMER OR DANNY RIC OR OTHER DRIVERS I LIKE
I imagine Kimi winning a race and Sky will still spin it like someone else would have done it better.
the shot of when the cars come from down the hill next to the castle looks really cool
>Alonso 8th with a 7 billion km long straight
>>68613280
reminder that you gave us your entire "fleet" for free
>>68613302
HONDA YES
>>68613281
I'm not saying in terms of skill, my statement wasn't about directly comparing them.
It was comparing the way the teams emphasise the number 1 driver strategy.
>>68613280
>what is 'Suriname'
Haryanto is really bad.
>>68613284
monaco is one of the best and this is fucking shit
>>68613302
Honda's ERS is better than Renault's and Ferrari's
>>68613178
>Slept like a Greek
>>68613334
>indonesia makes a massive shitpost
>follows it up with an even bigger one
ah ok i get it now, you're mentally retarded
>>68613178
>I SLEPT LIKE A GREEK
>Poois
Why the fuck do they keep going straight on at corners?
>>68613332
May he suffers from an itchy anus because its so hairy? That shit slows me right down when I'm riding
>This is Hamilton
>goes off
puppetry
Go Honda!!!
Hamiltonwinslol
FUCKING PEREZ
Hamilton nailed it boys.
Perez, literally on the last lap.
huehuehuehueuhehue
>MWL: the track
>Perez
you fucking piece of stupid garbage.
GRID PENALTY FOR HAMILSHIT FOR BLOCKING ARE JENSE
>OCCASIONAL PODIUM MAN
>>68613365
That they are still figuring the break points for the different tire compounds?
I CRASH MAN
>i crash
>Mexico in charge of walls
>HAM goes top with 44 sec left.
Phew, if Rosberg had taken it after my bet yesterday i'd have to kill a nigger.
>pizza arrives with 3 mins left in FP3
PEREZ
E
R
E
Z
>perez
>PEREZ >PEREZ >PEREZ >PEREZ >PEREZ
Goddamnit Checo.
>>68613412
TONIGHT
>PEREZ
>>68613412
get killed by a nigger*
If there is a crash like this in the race will there also be a red flag?
Carbon copy of the tricky rick crash
>>68613408
I see
>>68613412
Sauce?
Did Perez fuck his quali? And will they issue a red flag for every incident or what? They have no fucking way to remove the cars.
>>68613425
ON TOP GEAR
Lol Perez
there goes the Cheeky Checo podium chance senpai ;_;
>>68613443
Yeah, I don't know if they can fix that in what, 90 minutes? No way.
>>68613334
Monaco is terrible, it only exists for tradition and the image of the sport....
Even this years race was considered good but there were no overtakes during the second half of the race even in drying conditions.
If I wanted to watch things go around in circles and not overtake eachother I would form a conga line.
>>68613443
Likely
that fucking wall
it's taken like 3 cars out
turn 1 has taken out 6 though
>>68613442
The Top Gear guy I'd say
>>68613443
yes and yes
>>68613443
Yeah, he is fucked. Ruined his chances
>10th
>Gimmy
What do you guys think about based Bill Whittle?
Is he redpilled?
The race tomorrow will be such a clusterfuck.
Cars crashing everywhere, red flags and safety cars, drivers dying, its going to be hilarious.
So umm, Perez and Bottas are starting from the last row right? Like can they even go to the qualies?
pizza and peroni is good lads
>>68613443
The safety car was on the track like 5 times at the gp2 race today, so i guess they just use it when crashes happen
>>68613461
>the amount of overtakes determines whether a race is great or not
>>68613484
I don't think Bottas will miss quali.
Checo will start from 22nd, or pitlane.
>hamilton jobs right up until the last lap then nails it so he can have the fastest lap on ever freepractice
he's just playing with rosberg at this point
the ultimate bully
>>68613473
we evangelion posting?
>>68613484
Williams will probably have enough time to repair Bottas's car (his incident was ~3 hours before quali)
Perez will most likely have a grid penalty for a gearbox change but the car should be ready for quali
>>68613178
>slept like a greek
kek'd
>>68613482
>race tomorrow
thats a weird way to spell qualy today
What happened to Bottas?
>>68613511
thanks doc
>>68613495
not at all
but if theres no opportunity to overtake its not much of a race is it?
A track with ZERO overtaking is called driving, a track with any overtaking is called racing.
>>68613542
what turn is this?
>>68613178
>mfw the greek is actually 12 hour sleeping right now and won't see this
>>68613517
He only hit the rear wheel on the wall m8, i dont think it fucked up his gearbox.
>>68613482
And if it isn't verstappen, I'm going to be pissed
>>68613539
np senpai have some dbz/senna
>We've seen other drivers do it
>It's a TRICKY corner
>>68613558
explain this greek meme I missed last few /sp/ race day threads
>Tricky part of the circuit
is Herbet more based than we've been to believe?
>>68613556
turn 15
>>68613559
he broke his rear suspension. any crash that breaks the rear suspension, especially as heavily as that, has like an 80% chance of terminally damaging the gearbox as well
>>68613566
>zeist
Jos?
>>68613579
some massively obese greek dude was here last week complaining about his sleep apnea machine.
cunt sleeps 12 hours a night, apparently and has little to no motivation or energy to do anything during the days.
>>68613593
Nee, woont die in Zeist dan?
Japan has 10 minute long ads, no wonder the suicide rate is so high.
>>68613412
is that a young jeremy clarkson?
>>68613604
sounds like me apart from the obesity and sleep apnea.
>>68613579
while we're on it can someone explain the toothpaste meme
>Post FP3 TV highlights showed a cat jumping over the barrier and crossing the track during the session
>>68613592
Why didnt ric need a gearbox change then?
>>68613612
yep, and that's the mother of his kids.
>this penaldo ad
kill me
>>68613626
he wasn't using his race gearbox yesterday
>>68613621
dutchies flag looks like a strip of macleans.
>>68613621
aquafresh is a flag
>>68613621
Are your McLeans showing?
what the fuck is wrong with reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc7av-OXMyg
>>68613621
>See newfag flags
Stupid NED posters and their Mcleans flag
>>68613638
>TRAINING GEAR
>SIXPAD
>>68613607
Een andere jos die ik hier best zou verwachten wel.
Niet DE Jos.
>>68613542
>tfw you are currently in uk and cant create super fast and quality webm's
I miss hihg speed latvian internet and a third world country problems.
1 bong, 45 bings to quali. I can't wait. FUCK.
imagine working for a site/tv show for most of your adult life and getting fired.
I bet it still hurts and he's hiding it.
>>68613662
bwoh
>>68613662
Saw that.
I was hoping for a compilation of every bwoah ever. But they make this shit. Fucking hell
>>68613681
Imagine getting a contract for several times more pounds than the one at the TV show you formerly worked on - and owned for a while - and watching your old show languish in ratings.
>>68613671
Dacht al, wat mot een Limbo hier. Maar ik ken geen Jossen helaas.
>>68613681
Kinda helps that Chris Evans is putting the programme further into the ground every sunday
>>68613681
I imagine getting a fuckton at money thrown at you by a bunch of other places quickly eases that pain
>porsche supercup is louder than F1
why is this allowed?
Monaco is still a racing circuit?
How many weeks a year is it a circuit?
>>68613705
God he's shit.
>>68613694
Nice, but he pretty much built top gear to what it was, and now a ginger cunt and a yank are ruining it.
Bet it's cancelled after 2 more seasons
>>68613681
imagine being an asshole who is full of himself and getting fired for it
are there any F1 drivers left who aren't a meme
>>68613727
The yank is the only one holding it together you stupid fucking piece of shit.
Based Jack
>>68613741
you're an argie visting BR aren't you?
>>68613757
Kebin 07 Magnesium?
>>68613741
>imagine being an asshole who is full of himself and getting fired for it and then getting an even better deal from somewhere else
He must think he's untouchable and could get away with murder(s).
After that, both GP2 and F1 need to race in this track tßh
>>68613558
You got me but I'm here.
Just woke up from a 12 hour sleep.
There was a problem with the oxygen machine so I didn't wear it tonight, so that's why.
>tfw became an f1 meme
My life is complete.
how fucked is it that if you're first and cut a corner you don't have to relinquish a place?
>>68613677
>posting the worst red bull flavor
>>68613757
Nico Rosberg
He literally cannot be a meme as he possesses some kind of force field preventing humour from getting within 6 feet of him
>>68613802
DENBTS
E
N
B
T
S
SLEEP
L
E
E
P
>>68613822
Germans in general are soulless creatures
>>68613802
go back to bed
>>68613822
are you high?
2ndBerg
Betaberg
NthBerg
Rosbeta
Cuckberg
he's the memiest meme ever
>>68613802
please leave the thread as you're pushing is over the maximum allowed weight.
>>68613822
>Secondburg or cuckberg not a meme
>>68613797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Bd-hGio2M
NO
>>68613854
play nicely, Adolf.
>>68613802
we thought you died desu
>>68613795
>implying he hasn't
He's hinted pretty strongly at having a unlicensed AK in his house several times.
>>68613822
I fucking hate how he deals with media, you can tell he despises it like kimi but he puts on this detestable fake persona.
Sky: Nico, another win well done you just might win the championship
"yes yes, though i'm not thinking about it"
Sky: Unlucky Nico, what went wrong?
"nothing went wrong, it was wasn't my race"
ADULT ACNE FACED T.W.A.T
>>68613889
kek he has well and truly sucked you in m8.
>>68613802
You stop shoveling so much shit down your throat yet?
>>68613802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU
>>68613542
#stillIrace
>>68613904
I also hate lewis when he's losing, he turns into such a manbaby having a sulk. His religiousness also pisses me off.
Jenson is the hero england deserves but he's too old to ever get a better drive.
>tfw youre basically high on pizza, beer, memes and f1
this is truly living lads
>>68613705
How is the new show? Haven't seen a single episode
>>68613915
Not yet.
I have an appointment with a dietician a family friend recommended on thursday so I will be starting soon.
>>68613988
Best of luck anon.
>>68613979
>tfw might warm up some delicious leftover pizza from like a week ago
is there an m3u8 stream link?
pls no bully
>>68614010
>delicious
>week old pizza
wew
>>68613979
>easy captcha
Lucky cunt, I have to do MULTIPLE versions of 'pick all the rivers. pick all the mountains' before i can post....
>>68613970
I get the feeling the British commentary forgets that Jenson still drives in the F1 at some times.
>>68614026
>not changing to old style captcha
>>68614026
git gud
>>68613979
I'm on crisps, monster energy and have an almond magnum in the freezer for quali
>fucking /comfy/ as, lads.
>>68614025
just nuke it in the microwave and it tastes almost as good as new :^)
>>68614042
fucking pressed post before I finished
anyway, probably gonna end up like our greek m8, but, ya know, whatever.
>>68614035
Please tell me how Australia.
>>68614072
settings lad
>>68614035
old style captcha fucks up all the time for me
with new captcha i can refresh if it's the type that disappears after i select each river/store front/whatever
>>68614072
Different Aussie but I too, use it. Under settings, down the bottom of the page - "Use legacy CAPTCHA" or something like that.
Got well and truly jack of showing Google what a river was 87293928973 times each post.
We shitpost too efficiently to do that.
£80 left in my bank for the next 2 weeks, should I buy Twilight Princess HD for the amiibo?
>Another nico interview
>nico: "for sure"
>verstappen is literally pepe
what the fuck
>>68614092
>>68614095
Holy shit fuck never knew about this
>>68614098
yeah
why isn't quali 1hr earlier so it doesn't clash with le mans?
>>68614120
if you coightpost then your'e ok in any of our books I think
>>68613802
You're nothing compared to Russian fridge guy.
Wait is F1 in 17 mins or another hour?
THIS IS EVEN WORSE
>>68614184
>not clicking until you get the numbers
>>68614126
that's one vote at least, I'm definitely considering it, it will arrive tomorrow as well so I could play the game after the race
>>68614184
top jej
bad luck nigel
>>68614134
Because Bernie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVAp4sidK9k
>F1
>>68614197
That takes just as long as the fucking mountain pcitured hunt bullshit...
FUCKING JAP MOOT.
i'd buy the pass if it wasn't overpriced, 20$ just to get rid of captcha...he'd get way more buys at 5$
>>68614118
his mum identifies as frog-kin
>>68614184
Works fine here
>>68614241
wrong image jej
>>68614241
I feel bad for the poor car
Rosberg :D:D:D
>>68614098
i'll never understand people who live like this
how much time does rosberta spend doing his eyebrows
>>68614274
I am a neet on benefits because I am too afraid to leave my house, it's not like I can have any other life.
>>68614197
>>68614212
>>68614244
i tried old captchas, no matter how long i clicked for i'd only end up with >>68614184 style ones and not the numbers
gave up after 4 mins and switched back to new captchas, worked on first try d e s u
>>68614098
Best zelda game.
Do it.
>>68614098
watch zeldathon to satisfy your zelda cravings
£80 saved
>>68614184
This
>>68614184
same thing happens to me mate
xD
>>68614289
i think i miss being a neet, i hate working
money is nice though
>>68614289
Kill yourself. I'm an ugly fat fucker who jerks it to anime and even I can hold a decent job.
>>68614289
i thought you have to sign on in person every x amount of weeks?
>watching illegal online-streams with huge delays
>posting without 4chan Gold, fighting against captchas
it's like you're cheap or something.
7 BINGS
>>68614309
The game is only £40 with the amiibo and the OST included, also the wolf link amiibo will work with the new zelda and let you summon in wolf link (with the amount of hearts you have on your save file in TP) as a partner.
>>68614337
my neet life is nothing to want, it's not like I play video games and am happy all day, I just feel no motivation and stay in bed a lot of the time and avoid human contact because it makes me scared and throw up, I use sports and video games as escapism
>>68614338
if I had the courage to I would
>>68614344
that's for JSA
>>68614274
>tfw was down to €600 on my cash account few days ago
>tfw could not have afforded emergency business class tickets out of country if tax authorities had started investigating
Good thing there's always credit card
>>68614395
>if tax authorities had started investigating
go on
>>68614382
>I just feel no motivation and stay in bed a lot of the time and avoid human contact because it makes me scared and throw up, I use sports and video games as escapism
This is literally me
ferrari is over
>>68614382
First the greek now this britneet.
Why does /F1/ attract all the no hopers?
>>68613561
I like the meme of amx dying, but he still has a role to play. The more popular he is, the bigger the chance we're going to get Zandvoort back. As soon as Zandvoort is back on the F1 list for sure, he can crash and die for all I care. But his time has not yet come.
>>68614430
welcome to 2009
>>68614425
>>68614382
Fugg same here
>>68614425
>>68614382
do you guys go on /pol/ and stormfront?
>>68614098
go for it
>tfw the manlet feeling
>>68614433
because this is 4chan
its simple
>tfw this thread unironically has people who have their moms make them chicken tendies to eat while they watch the speedy race cars.
>>68614500
>YOU CAN'T GET THIS YOU CAN'T GET THIS
>>68614484
I go on /pol/
last for walkbro
1 bong till qualy
also stay away depressed faggets
>>68614509
Fuck that would actually be pretty damned good. All I have is brie and wine
>>68614425
>>68614477
at least you lads don't stop everything you do if the phone or door bell rings and hide under your bedsheets, I'm worse than a 4 year old desu.
>>68614433
i wouldn't have mentioned any of this if the conversation didn't end up going down this route, ive been here for so long and been a part of so many /f1/ threads but i couldnt miss a chance to let every one know how pathetic i am
>>68614485
think ill have to because the new zelda looks so amazing and i want to roam around with a dog who also happens to be another link
UNDER 1 BONG TO GO
>>68614500
The thing is, herbie is the only one amongst them with an ounce of actual talent.
He's better than brundle ever was also. Only when damon shows up is he not the best.
>>68614419
>>68614446
>Anno Domini MMXVI
>plena tributum
No thanks
>>68614550
>>68614382
you should try meditation and CBT
>>68614509
>>68614535
>tfw cherries, weed and whisky
>>68614550
Kek. I hide when the doorbell rings.
>that fuel hose
>that wobbler takeoff
>tfw f1 will never be that good again
Anyone got any link to streams? other than ace ones
>>68614569
Rachel has talent you misogynistic twat
>>68614579
>CBT
Kek
>>68614433
SLEEP LIKE A GREEK, HIDE LIKE A BRIT - Muhammed McAli 2016
>>68614550
>at least you lads don't stop everything you do if the phone or door bell rings and hide under your bedsheets, I'm worse than a 4 year old desu.
>>68614500
I doubt she understands how humiliating that is
t. 6'1 manlet
>>68614550
I just don't answer the phone or the door. If it's really important they'll ring twice I guess.
Has Blunder crashed yet?
>>68614612
Yeah, she has no idea.
The terrible part is that as a manlet you can't say anything about. Just accept it and cry at home.
>>68614550
>at least you lads don't stop everything you do if the phone or door bell rings and hide under your bedsheets
My family used to do this in the 80's, I think it was to avoid the TV license guy or the landlord after our rent kek.
>>68614120
>>68614144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC8N-hol0Bc
Best show ever
>>68614612
>tfw short manlet
>tfw like tall grills
>tfw like being the little spoon
>>68613843
>Finland
come on, dude
>>68614484
forgot to answer, no i avoid pol and stormfront as it would only make me more depressed
>>68614579
ive been in about 3 different forms of therapy now, cbt didnt really help sadly and i was on that for about a year and a half, dunno how i could meditate with my mind which seems to always want to do something though
>>68614584
>>68614605
>tfw not alone
thank you god
>>68614613
ive left someone ringing the door bell for ages till my mum came home because i couldnt handle answering the door, it was something important but i cant remember what now
The Formula 1 app says that it starts now. What's going on?
Also
>Ted's shoes
why is the race so dangerouse again?
>>68614550
doesnt everybody not open the door or answer the phone? ill open the door if i get a text from the person who's at the door/made plans otherwise fuck them, could be people I dont want to talk to
>>68614639
how the fuck are you a manlet youre from holland, even the shortest grown man in holland is 6'2
>>68614500
>tfw 5'4
>>68614664
>dunno how i could meditate with my mind which seems to always want to do something though
literally everyone's mind is like that
no one finds meditation easy when they start
>>68614692
Because He is the shortest man in Holland at 6'1, i.e. absolute manlet
i'm 5'6 but I live in the midlands and everyone here seems like a shortarse.
Probably all the chemicals in the soil left over from the industrial days
>>68614664
Some kind of PTSD? Apparently it's not just for people who get shot up in the Middle East. Ever look into EMDR?
>>68614648
>like tall girls and dream about being the little spoon
Its never happening is it lads
>>68614500
>tfw only an inch taller than herbert
Ham Ros Hul today?
>>68614692
>tfw 1.78m
>even most women are my size or taller
>>68614692
5'7 here.
Now you know why I hide indoors.
And no, I'm not an immigrant. All of my family is Dutch.
>>68614648
>>68614738
i can pretend to be a girl for you if you pretend to be a girl for me
FIWL
>>68614758
Are you me?
>all the stands are empty
WELL
DONE
BAKU
Look at these European gentlemen.
>>68614761
i am not about that trap life
>>68614755
Fuck you. I would do anything to grow 8cm
>>68614642
that just sounds cheeky and hilarious
>>68614678
i regularly avoid answering the door even if there is a package to be delivered or something and i just hope they throw it over the side of the fence
>>68614716
how does one meditate?
>>68614733
no ptsd at all, ive had an easy life, i dont know what caused me to be afraid of the outside, people and everything in general really
Anything interesting happen in fp3?
As you might have guessed, I was sleeping...
>>68614738
Just pay for it like the rest of us.
Spent your fucking benefits on a nice prozzie instead of fucking video games.
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+manchester-m4/new-new--girl-in-manchester-city-centre-----/128262769
Tossing up between watching the start of Le Mans or watching Quali... tough decision.
>MORE HAMILTON ALI BULLSHIT
FUCK OFF SKY
>>68614783
Look like Italians to me.
>>68614783
well.. at least they're doing something instead of sitting at home spanking their sons with slippers and claiming benefits
>>68614612
>>68614726
>>68614731
>>68614758
>using imperial units
Back to America.
>>68614795
Bottas lost again
>>68614790
>5'5 dutchman
wew lad just move to china
>tfw Dutch tv has these cucks
>mfw 1.86m and I still feel like I'm a bit short in the Netherlands
I swear we put something in the Milk here.
>>68614825
>measuring height in anything other than imperial units.
>>68614802
100GBP per hour? Fuck that's a bargain. We get screwed down here... figuratively speaking
>>68614802
>girl is 5'7
>I'm 6'4
see
this is what I'm talking about
the Little Spoon dream is dead for me
>>68614840
what the fuck is this
>>68614840
>not watching sky
I can't stand that Olaf guy.
>>68614841
>being 16cm taller
How is the weather there? :^)))
>>68614807
Watch both, the only good thing about the start of Le Mans is the run the cars and the first lap
>>68614841
Did you know we are actually not the tallest though?
acestream where, lads?
>>68614846
Thank high unemployment levels leading to more competition and lower prices.
>>68614872
>watching British commentary ever after based Murray Walker quit
>>68614872
I grew up with Olav, he's okay imo. Could be better but I can't stand Sky constantly sucking black cock.
>>68614876
I love the free market
>>68614867
autism
ugh manlets
>>68614875 Here friend
>>68613026
>>68614863
I'm 6'0 giantess bf is 5'6
My little spoon dream died with my genetics.
>>68614884
>>68614893
>hier mee kunnen leven:
https://youtu.be/p2r2NpKPtP8?t=19s
>>68614925
by dutch standards you're still a manlet
>>68614780
these prices are redicilous
>>68614895
if you're willing to put up with ugly birds or foreigners you can get a right bargain
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+beckett-park-ls6/stunning-slim-spanish-ana/119034038
>Perez will have a five-place grid penalty for a gearbox change after his crash in final practice
>There are people unironically watching F1 quali when 24h of Le Mong is about to start
>>68614925
fuck im jelly
>>68614925
You will never fit in any sporty car. 1.84m masterrace
>>68614936
>I'm 6'2
>gf 5'1
>she wants to be big spoon
>mfw
>>68614946
It's way better than hearing the Brits blabber about Lewis Hamilton for two hours every damn time.
>>68614969
link to thread?
>>68614977
>tfw i wanted to join the air force as a helicopter pilot
>tfw too tall
>>68614969
>caring about enduro-racing
yeah nah no thanks m80.
>>68614925
the taller the 'stupider'
>>68614791
>how does one meditate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywp4vaFJASE
>>68614839
>6'6 dutchman and moved to China
>mfw could never be F1 driver, fighter pilot or astronaut
manlet privilege
>>68614524
yea because whenever i see these posts about being mentally ill shut-ins and on government support for some reason i just instantly think "/pol/" so i always ask (it's usually a yes)
who here /174cm masterrace/
who here /pure italian genes masterrace/
>>68614958
What the fuck?
>>68614500
cruel tb.ph
>>68615023
fuck off ricky stop shitposting you need to get ready for quali
>>68615017
>/pol/
>not /r9k/
>>68615017
I think it's mostly because /pol/ is a very active board.
I browse multiple boards but having to fill the 12 hours I'm awake with /p/ and /wg/ gets boring.
>every time there's a height discussion it's always tall people coming out in droves
Why are tall people so goddamn insecure they need to tell everyone about it?
Any m3u8 stream?
>>68615011
fug im not sure i can watch this if it shows what he actually did
>>68614358
yeah why would we want to actually be there in person while posting on reddit? :^)
>this henno slideshow
whats going on
>>68614783
yes we know italians are european
>>68614990
boobs in back, enough said
being tall I have an ample chest so bf doesn't mind
also handjobs
>>68614969
For the last time, nobody cares about the 24bongs of lemons.
Brundle is fuckin racing in it, that should tell you everything you need to know.
> tfw 9'3 manlet
;______________;
Really don't like this guy on Channel 4 coverage
>>68614874
who is?
>>68614936
Well at least I'm not alone in the dream
One day some kooky scientists will figure out a way to sort this shit out
>>68614995
/sp/ thread
>>68570961
/o/ thread
>>>/o/15266926
WAT stream:
http://youu.mooo.com/wl/wat-live.html
>>68614802
That is disgusting
>>68615057
It's not even that embarrasing he just stutters a bit
>>68615081
Yeah I know but at least it has DC.
>>68614936
i'm 6'0
i love being little spoon
leave your manlet and be my equal spoon
GOLDCOAST?
O
L
D
C
O
A
S
T
?
>>68615099
Well you would know BR.
>>68615070
>not pegging
;^)
who /oneitis/ here
>>68615095
holy shit i forgot about /o/!
does /o/ have f1 threads?
do they have the same memes as us?
>>68615073
He's just driving in the support race with LMP3s and GT3s, not the actual race.
>>68615081
>Completely forgot about Channel 4 coverage
Thank fuck now don't need to deal with that Henno cunt & his wayward son
>>68615145
/o/ hates f1
>>68615114
melbourne sorry senpai
>tfwnof1bf
I like staying here so I can go to albert park every year and sometimes phillip island
>>68615126
he said no a thousand times lol
>>68615090
Think it is some balkan shit, and confirmed : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
>>68615107
Sky should just buy DC as well
who /bf/ here?
>>68615128
>oneitis
hmm...
>>68615179
lel look at self-reported vs measured
Dutch are actually much more manlet-tier
>>68615173
i'm moving down to melbourne next year tb.ph
>manlet bf doesn't even f1
why are you even with him tb.ph.lass
>>68615121
I mean, if you are going to pay might as well go for something meaty
http://www.barravipsrio.com/melissagaucha
>>68615173
>Melbourne
>6'0
>/f1/
jesus christ
look I'm not going to London you because you have a bf and that's rude
but if you ever find a clone of yourself or something let me know yeah
Guys can we stop talking about depression, height, diseases and feels? This is /f1/. Talk about tricky ricky's and JB's depression, height, diseases and feels instead
>>68615210
Bet they measured alot of "Dutch" people.
You know the ones.
>>68614936
I'm 6'4, I can spoon you, but you gotta scissor my gf too
>Perez genuinely thinks he's a top 4 team driver
>>68615213
Why are you so intent on insulting his bf senpai? People can't help being small in height.
>>68615224
JB doesn't get depression, he just gets understeer
>tfw tiny guy
>tfw want a giant girl to be my spoon
>tfw it will never happen anyway
So who is watching both soccer and f1?
>>68615173
post belly
>>68615232
Yeah when is Geert gonna start deporting to clear our manlet status.
>>68615173
I have a house on PI, w-wanna go-kart?
Someone make a new thread without a bunch of manlet faggots trying to fuck eachother.
what the fuck
>>68615253
He doesn't even f1 means he's free game imho :^)
>>68615224
there's only pic related left until quali starts, might as well get all the shitposting out of our system so we can talk about f1 when it's on
>jacki chan
>brad pitt
>jean todt
F1 btfo
>>68615247
lel. he's thrown away a possible podium.
>>68615258
>Manlet as fuck
>Join track & field in school
>All girls either giants, tomboys or flatter than Netherlands
>>68615213
I have other interests that we allign in *shrug* you wouldn't want me im actually ugly.
>>68615220
Popular when dating, forgotten when single.
>>68615272
Need referndum for that :^)
>>68615290
wierd looking dude. looks like a face transplant
>>68615313
I wouldn't throw away a relationship for a random post on 4chan, stay loyal.
Why are you fagget fucks whining shut the fuck up and accept your small height, if anything know that you faggets have an advantage for F1
>>68615307
Keanu
>>68615313
it will never happen but just for posterity reasons, /fit/ butterfaces are my bread'n'butter
25 BINGS UNTIL WELL MEMED BOWSERS CASTLE QUALI GET HYPE
>>68615313
Bet you had sex before marriage, fucking trash get out of my /f1/ attentionwhore.
Max his sister is cute desu
>>68615332
I would hope nobody's that stupid. I assume everyone on /sp/ is behind some kind of proxy anyway
>>68615306
Please use http://www.f1countdown.com/
The fucking tyre colours even match up, with slowest being orange hard compound (days) and fastest being super softs (seconds)
>>68615332
oh HELL NO
I wouldn't do that, didn't even humor the thought
only downside is bf is in NZ, just booked hotel and flights for august tho.
Sucks that im happy with him :/
>>68615373
k
>>68615384
im virgin, pure and socially retarded.
>>68615385
>error 404: jawline not found
>>68615361
>all those easy as fuck karting wins
Sky: "we're talking to perhaps the unluckiest man of 2016, Daniel Ricciardo."
Come the fuck un Sky
>>68615173
>he said no a thousand times lo
So did my femlet gf
Are there many tall grills in Australia? Thinking over moving over there in maybe a year or so
>>68615385
"NO!"
>>68615385
FACE ROUNDER THAN THE MOON.
>>68615412
>Sucks that im happy with him :/
Anon pls, enjoy your life with him, cuddle up and eventually slowly introduce him into F1, trust me they all come around as long as you do it slowly, my bf wasn't into sports at all but after waking him up making noises and sounds in the Monaco Grand Prix why RB botched Ricciardo's pit stop he just cuddled with me and started watching the rest of the race with me as I explained things to him, now he wants to watch loads more.
>>68615431
theres a few, I wouldnt know the frequency since ive never been anywhere else
Im not alone though, would reccomend being here
>>68615431
i know a few tall australian girls that date manlets
my gardener is a balding 5'5 manlet and his girlfriend is 10 years younger than him and at least 5'9 and a 7/10
How was this GP called again?
>>68615486
>you'll never be gay and have a qt gf
fuck i wish i was bi and semi-attracted to men
i bet i could get with qt 8/10 boys about as easy as i get with 6/10 girls
>>68615645
*qt bf
>>68614962
Jesus. I need to go back to the UK lol
>>68615645
>tfw gay but no qt bf to cuddle with every night
alright famalams, qualifying in 5, i hope its one to remember because im about ready to end it. heres to hoping a driver sacrifices their life for mine
Why is Ted randomly shouting? It's fucking with my hangover.
How many deaths before the end of Q1?
RIP BUT OUT OF Q1
>AW FUCK IT
HAMILEL
>Hamilel
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68615385
I dunno why, but women wearing race suits is such an off putting thing for me, even for really hot drivers like that German chick in F3 and Renee Gracie.
![EwXbeix[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QDT2oYW.jpg "EwXbeix[1]")
