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>>68608368
more like the GOAT
>>68608376
t. PeruANO
Go Barves.
WHO /WINSTREAK/ HERE?
>>68608410
3 games and counting. Whoo!
mariners
>>68608410
WHO CAN STOP US
H
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>>68608457
more injuries
Casilla or law pitching
>>68608457
cubs, nats
>>68608476
Cubes?
I have no doubt in my mind that this is the Dodgers year. The dream team is almost complete when we get Miller and Chapman. That old fart Cashman gonna get FLEECED by Friedman.
Urias is pitching like a second Kershaw and we have all of our best starters coming back and getting on their top game.
>Kershaw
>Urias
>Maeda
>Ryu
>Kazmir
>Miller
>Chapman
>Jansen
Haha literally who can stop us? Best sleep in peace while you can (L)osers.
RANGERS
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>>68608471
fucking based vin skully speaking truths.
>all those comments
>>68608491
lol
>(You)
>>68608505
Rice-a-Roni, ragatoni.
Almost forgot to say that you dumbasses can go ahead and ignore my mentally retarded twin on here. He says the dumbest shit half the time although he's got some stuff down.
I don't wanna have to post about it again or I'm gonna have to start handing out some fucking Ls for you (L)osers.
>>68608445
I can. Both leagues are babbied in different ways. I think it's cool that a pitcher can choose which way (if they get offers from both leagues that is)
>>68608449
>be mariners fag
>traveling in boston, mariners playing sox
>get tickets
>standing room tickets, but they're alright
>person next to me is drunk out of their mind
>start screaming about kyle seager
>corey is better
>shittiest player in acc
>mfw the next year he became an all star
Reminder that Arrieta has a better ERA than Kershaw
>>68608589
Yeah, but not under conditions that I deem fair
>>68608376
>peru had a full association football match that went 0-0 today
>they lost on penalties
>calls other sports gay
>>68608589
Reminder that Kershaw is in the best 6 year run for a pitcher in MLB history
>>68608608
>association football
what kind of faggot are you
which away stadium should i visit next lads
>>68608599
this is a person's personal statistics, not a game
Royals
>>68608626
which ones you been to pham
>>68608626
SunTrust Park if you hate yourself.
>>68608471
Kek
Those comments. It's what he gets for being a fucking white male I guess
why are the dodgers incapable of manufacturing runs?
>>68608491
>>68608553
Why are you doing this?
Like honestly, why?
You're trying to speak trendy like me but still use Anglo-based expressions and words
>>68608589
>>68608599
>>68608667
What meme is this? Because Kershaw still has the lowest ERA in baseball
>>68608659
They can, but only through solo dingers
What are you fucks talking about?
how does Familia lead the league in saves? Every game Ive watched him in he gave up a run in the 9th inning
L of the Week.
Where's Kershaw's ring?
>>68608736
Mest are in many 1-2 run games. Just as the Cubs closer DOESN'T lead the league in saves because of the larger run differentials.
Idk how you couldn't figure this out on your own.
Speaks to the baseball IQ of you "people"
>>68608737
Last time I believe something without checking for myself desu
Please forgive me and piss all over me DG. I can't live without your approval
>>68608638
coors, wrigley, yankee, citi, and progressive
going to pnc in august
Prior to being traded to the Yankees in 2012, he spent two seasons with Ken Griffey Jr. in Seattle. They were the final two seasons of Griffey's career, and it sounds like he spent it building a great relationship with Ichiro.
Griffey discussed his bond with the 10-time All-Star on the "Simms & Lefkoe Podcast," revealing his unique pregame routine. He would tickle Ichiro until he began to sweat prior to each game.
"My job was, I tickled him every day. And he would start sweating," Griffey said. "He'd be drenched by the time I stopped, and it'd be 30, 40 seconds that I'd be in there locked on him.
Griffey was asked if that was done just to make Ichiro more comfortable. His response: "Nah, I just did it."
>>68608795
Asian players are always so silly
comfy in real life
>tfw you remember DG posting his Dodger hats in a passenger seat with his mom driving him to the stadium
>now he successfully baits /mlb/ with his twitter and spic posting
where did it all go so wrong?
>>68608795
kinda creepy desu
>>68608584
I mean Corey is better.
>>68608817
People can't help but reply. He just gets everyone's goat.
you just know
>>68608795
this is lewd as fuck
>bumshit
>ace pitcher
O i am laffin
>Matt fucking Boyd and Mark fucking Lowe are still on the Tigers
Why don't we just wheel a clown on a segway out to the mound, give him a mic and have him say "Haha! the tigers were never a real baseball team! you have been rused! we're recording a reality tv show! hahaha"
> tfw you run out of snax
this diet is killing me lads
>>68608870
i would keep him sooner than lowe or boyd tbH.
>broors right now
what the actual fuck are you doing? If we don't score here I'm done for the week.
What the fuck
>bases loaded, 1 out
>need 1 run to win the game
let's see how the Dodgers fuck this shit up
do the dodgers not realize their fans have to wake up at 4am for work still?
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>walk the guy and load the bases right before the only guy who's driven in runs all game
>booers
blessed to be a dodger
im dying because you're laughing at the 2016 World Series Champions.
>>68608910
>Daniel Norris 43.2 IP 40H 13 ER 14BB 44 SO 2.76 ERA
i understand walking the first guy...but two to load them up? and the outfielders were fucking deep
>>68608957
>implying
>tfw Julio will never get his first win because of this bullpen
>>68608979
When was the last time the best team in baseball won the WS? certainly didn't happen in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, or 2015.
To win a WS you gotta be streaky and suffer some for the season. You gotta be a fucking basement loser and then emerge as a champion.
See: SF Giants as an example
>saunders hits 3 dingers
>EE on 7 game hit streak with 6 dingers and 14 rbis
>Donaldson on 10 game hit streak with 4 dingers and 16 rbis
just like old times my friends
by the way, gibby says he will put sanchez in the bullpen.. will he come back out before the playoffs, like is it a temporary thing? having dickey over sanchez in the playoffs would be horrible. 7-1 with a 3.35 ERA
>>68608996
His arb years will be pretty cheap as a winless wonder.
>certainly didn't happen in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, or 2015
>certainly didn't happen in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, or 2015
>>68609001
>Red Sox had best record in MLB
>won world series
>not in 2013
Figure it out
>under conditions i deem fair
cardinals were best in 2015, but the royals took it
angels were best in 2014, but the giants won
i'm too lazy to do the rest but you get the idea
>>68608960
>"Boyd has been ready but Norris isn't"
>>68608795
That's lads
>>68609069
>angels were best
>tfw no farm system
>tfw huge financial commitments to aging players
>tfw the window is closing
This'll probably be the last WS >we win for a while desu
>>68609115
i know those first 3 but not that last
>>68609115
wut the infield is still young as fuck and jints have bum locked down for years
true the farm sucks but just gotta make up for it in the off like they did this year
>Archer has one of the best strikeout rates in the game
>Still can't stop giving up runs
What's wrong with him? Does he have some kind of issue with generating weak contact and it's K-or-Bust 100% of the time?
>>68609144
The outfield is entirely old FA's. The rotation is mostly old FA's. The bullpen is a bunch of old FA's. There's zero depth in case of injuries. The infield should be god-tier for years, but everything else is problematic with very few remotely promising prospects in the farm.
>>68608473
>casilla on leave right now so HA
>>68609152
His slider is breaking less than in 2015 which causes him to throw more change ups and fb. His change up is fucking A+ but he NEEDS the slider to work the 97 heater.
>>68609144
SF farm is literally the worst in baseball. Zero top 100 prospects. And Bum is a free agent at the same time as Posey. That's 400M+ of commitment at once.
Your bullpen and pitching is shit and old.
Your outfield is shit and old.
Your infield isn't that good 2bh.
Crawford is the only one who you can say is legitimately a fantastic player.
Panik can't play more than 30 games at a time and Belt is streaky as hell, duffy is pretty good sometimes but not as good as his 2015
You can fold that team over and surrender everything for another 56 years like the last drought.
None of you people are funny.
This is a person's life, not a game.
>>68609234
we have 2 top 100s bruh
>>68609234
lets talk about the Dodgers bullpen, sugar daddy
>>68609239
Who? That blonde relief pitcher who looks like a ghost?
>>68609245
Literally the best in the National League and the lowest BAA in baseball.
What do you want to discuss exactly?
>>68609253
beede and arroyo
Pete Rose is a crybaby
>go to a's game today
>get to sit in a suite in center field because father's stock broker had tickets so i attend game with my mom and dad (im 24)
>like 10 other people in there, mostly middle aged people
>i basically don't say a word the entire game to anyone, just sit there watching
>its fireworks night so i go to the front gate in a huge mass of people to go on the field to watch the fireworks
>crowd is full of friends, families, girlfriends and boyfriends
>i am once again not talking while i stand there in line
>get onto the field, have to see everyone putting out their blankets and lying in them with their friends, families, girlfriends/boyfriends while i just look up at the sky
>almost saw some kids my age from high school but i made sure to get away before they saw me
>look up and watch fireworks
>herd back onto subway and take it home
>now on /sp/ tying out my blog wishing i would have stayed home
kill me /sp/ thanks
>mfw the Rags beat the Cubs in the World Series
>>68609258
also lucious fox will be there this year i think since we just signed him wasnt eligible at the time
>>68609234
rougned "stinky" Odor
Do you fucking know who he is? You better. He's angry. He hates you. And he will launch a liner over the outfield wall against YOUR favorite team.
So if you dont know him yet...give it time. You will :)
>>68609245
how about the guy in that picture who walked 3 consecutive batters and walked in a winning run on 4 straight pitches? how about your bullpen giving up two straight runs in one inning to the giants 6 days ago to lose the game?
>>68609285
fuck, meant for >>68609253
>>68609245
http://m.mlb.com/video/v725078283/ladsd-padres-rally-for-walkoff-walk-in-11th/?query=walk-off+dodgers+padres
>Batter backs off before the pitcher was done with his delivery
>He already knew ball 4 was coming and was going to take the pitch no matter what
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
ARRIETA IS ON SOME GAS
FUCK YALL HES A CHEAT HE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD AND A MEME LEG MOVEMENT DOESNT CHANGE SHIT
>>68609353
>w-who cares about all this times the bullpen was shit!
>whats important is now, where we couldnt stop the brewers from taking us to extra innings
>>68609353
>6.5 games back
>>68609172
Have you ever heard of signing OTHER players when their contracts are over?
Makes you think huh?
>>68609353
oh are we talking one game sample sizes
hang on i've got multiple entries
>>68609262
Don't worry, bro. We'll shitpost with you.
Man the AL central is gonna be bretty good race this year
>>68609360
show me on this doll where Jake Arrieta hurt you
>>68609353
What kind of shitty name is Keather?
>>68609110
Nice, can you post K. Morales' 3-run homer now?
>>68609002
No one cares, Canada.
>>68609353
this is the very shit that makes me drop a girl. so classless and lame
>>68609400
It's a mixture of Keith and Heather obviously.
Thoughts?
I'm down
>>68609262
At least your dad makes real money.
My dad can't type.
>>68609449
Probably white trash
>>68609521
Nice to see ol lead-ass doing something for once
>>68608599
>my own calculations
>>68610086
Literally this. I wonder what woke him up? Salvy taking his place while still recovering from the quad contusion and doing better?
>>68608491
>>68608553
>>68608661
What's going on here?
which team should I support?
>>68610987
of course when he was there
>take bus to dodger stadium
>drink 2 24 oz angry orchards since not driving
>chill in right field pavilion with mexibros wearing lucha libre masks and mexican flags
>mfw /mlb/ was right about doyer fans
>>68611507
giants still won
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/744014925044015104
Based Scully
>>68611557
I became Giants fan
see ya
Why use cryptic hand signals when you can just point and wave towards whatever you want the players to do?
>>68609414
>tfw >we are the only team out of a really good race
>>68609414
lmao
your every day Cleveland fan
>>68609486
>not enjoying cock-worshiping sluts
bruv...
>>68611663
kek
>>68611663
>All those fucking babies whining about how Vin doesn't know what real socialism is
Every fucking time
Kanzas City Royals
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
which city fan I should be ...
>>68614696
what aspect of the sport do you enjoy the most? do you feel comfortable joining a bandwagon?
>>68614396
agreed dude
>>68609414
most pathetic group of teams. the top 3 teams in the AL East all have better records than any team in the AL Central.
>if the indians were in another division they wouldnt even be a wildcard team
>if they were in the national league they'd barely be a wildcard team
lifelong jays fan here. been catchin my jays dominate the NL West for bout long as i can remember.
>flyers lead the NCAA Southwest but thats understandable because the runs are worth 2 in that league.
>griz wouldn't even make the tour with a crew chief who can't even hit par.
prove me wrong motherfuckers.
>>68615780
>that flag
Tampa Bay is cute.
Tampa Bay struggles even being sandwiched between the powerful teams such as Yankees or Red Sox.
>>68614696
Champions of 2010, 2012, 2014, and have a chance at 2016.
If you're comfortable with a bandwagon, the Giants are an excellent choice.
J.P. Crawford batting .189 in Triple-A
>>68614696
Phillies. Great farm system and future and you won't be called a bandwagoner because they suck right now.
>>68621432
yes but take into account
>>68609115
>>68614696
Barves. Endure a rebuilding period in a shiny new stadium while reminiscing about the old days.
>>68610168
I'm Texas everything is 10x the size
>>68615452
If we were in the national league we would literally have the best rotation is baseball the NL is complete trash JOHNNY QUETO IS GOOD IN THE NL he was fucking trash in the AL just like James shields just like max scherzer
JUST LIKE CHEN
JUST LIKE RA DICKEY
the NL is absolutely trash compared to the al
Who /MVP/ here?
>>68609414
>cleveland *****fans*****
>>68622110
I hate to burst your bubble kid but you have to be 18 to use this board
>>68622304
>"""""""kid"""""""
Well then mr Robinson
>>68622110
NL combined records: 503-508
AL combined records: 505-500
Windians
>>68613246
>>68622233
>Unironically raping KC in the season series and leading the series
>He doesn't check out other teams' gear
>Kansass Shitty fags thinks everyone is as bandwagon as they are
Sad desu
>>68622802
Leading the division, obviously.
>>68608368
Babe Ruth was part nigger, right?
>>68622993
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>>68608795
>not getting into pre shower tickle fights with the rookies
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I don't like asians, bros.
>>68623497
but asians created the world
>>68623528
we are all africans
>James Shields starting
>against a division rival
I rarely, if ever, skip a game but I'm strongly considering it today.
God I miss Danks. At least his lines when he sucked looked like 6 IP 5 ER 2 BB 3 K as opposed to 2 IP 7 ER 4 BB 1 K.
have you visited all park?
>>68625003
What is Johnny up to these days?
Why has no one taken him yet?
>>68610238
DG vs DG2???
>>68625039
no
definitely something I'm going to do in my lifetime
Should start with the aging shitholes, luckily/unfortunately I'm an A's fan so the Coliseum is off my list.
>>68625166
>>68625003
lame fuck shields can go fuck himself
I hope he gets shot
>>68622233
What's wrong with being a Cleveland fan? They didn't do anything to you.
>The Rays dedicated last night’s Pride Night in St. Petersburg to victims and survivors of the Pulse shooting in Orlando, and the team’s pledge to donate all proceeds to charity resulted in a paid attendance of 40,135—the most to attend a regular season game since the 2006 home opener.
tampon bay gays, everyone
>>68625760
Reported to FBI, Omar Mateen
>>68625760
You're either 12 or a homophobic bigot either way get off my site.
>>68625471
chicongo fans, everyone
>>68626129
white sox fans, everyone.* Fixed that for ya
Jimmy will shut the Indians down today, you just have to believe.
>>68626185
>implying cusbsfans didn't want to shoot bartman
>>68625003
Apologize
>>68625921
I can feel the ripple effect of fat in your sausage fingers as they massacre your keyboard
>>68626391
I'm sorry Danks, we experienced a world without you:
>>68625166
We were wrong. Please come back.
>>68626731
Don't worry, our pitching staff will "fix" Shields just like they "fixed" Sale during the offseason.
More contact!
>>68626836
Wonder why no one ever says #FireCoop
>>68625003
He also pitched well against the royals and even occasionally threw complete games
I told you fuckers he did nothing wrong
>>68626893
If you're also the "defense is shit" guy, damn, you were right about everything. We should have listened.
>>68626461
*Tips Fedora
>>68626961
I am. I wasn't right about everything though. I'm also the math major who said the Sox could win most of Q's starts
sorry
http://www.southsidesox.com/2016/6/17/11967950/jose-quintanas-hall-of-fame-plaque
which one, /mlb/?
I think most of them are flips
>>68627191
none all garbage NEVER trust a female
>>68627191
yikes
rags
>>68627238
>getting shrekt by a chick
Lmao you must be a real loser
>>68627139
Poor Poor Jose Quintana
>>68627079
Good day to you too m'lady
>>68609485
You will by September when the Jays have a 7 game lead
>>68627294
tell that to any of my six boyfriends idiot
>>68627139
Oh.
Well shit.
>>68608817
Pics?
Also what twitter?
TIMMY
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>Tyler Glasnow top 10 pitching prospect in all of baseball
>already has 22 AAA starts under his belt
>ERA of 1.75 this year
>pitched 6 hitless/scoreless innings yesterday
>already well past Super Two deadline
>Pirates continue to roll with Jeff Locke and Juan Nicasio
Fuck this shit.
>BlueJays activate SS Troy Tulowitzki from 15-day DL
>doyers
>>68629302
So you're saying there's a chance?
>>68629476
0%
In June
How?
>>68629540
Memes
>>68629540
because they are 20-47
Was all the doubts, greentexts and memes in the offseason about the Rangers just perpetrated by casuals that haven't watched baseball longer than a few years or something? I bet all the fairweathers that were posting >Rags or "one strike away" in the offseason were losers that didnt know baseball existed back in 2011 and were unfamiliar that the Rangers are a dominant team in MLB
>>68629540
It's technically not 0%, it's just closer to 0% than 0.1%
>>68629755
he he ho ho hu hu ha.
>>68629540
they have to go 61-34 in the RoS just to finish .500
they are 5-11 this month
>>68629476
>Lastros
>>68630415
>Asstros
>>68630464
Fangraphs is literally retarded and doesnt know shit about predictions
>>68629755
Nah, most of /sp/ are ABC faggot east coasters and they carry that envy of us to other sports also
>>68630501
Remember when those homers rated themselves the >#6 org
>>68630789
they reached the WS in spite of Washington though. That dude mismanaged the bullpen and pitching match ups all the time. Rangers were just kind of a stacked team, in 2011 at least anyway
>>68630852
They still "did better" than every other team in the AL those 2 years. Proof that you can't blame all your shitty team's problems on having an incompetent manager.
Barves will make the WS within three years.
>>68631157
lol where'd you find this pic of me
>>68629764
>It's technically not 0%, it's just closer to 0% than 0.1%
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard
>>68631315
ban this bigot NOW
>>68631431
STOP
>>68631315
Dindu Roberts please get off sp and killyourself
WEW i hate this pitching staff
>>68632263
>4-20
>4 20
>420
epic...
>>68630285
One of baseball tv announcer 16 or 14 years ago he enjoyed making fun about black managers and sometimes he dress off they, like dress, afro and something. lips and as I said before avoiding in a swimmingool he quit speedo and show his shaved afro is a video from 2000-2003
can someone explain to me how Lincecum became a free agent
>twice Cy Young
>two no-hitters
>3 time WS champ
>lead NL in strikeouts 3 years in a row
>career ERA 3.61
yeah sure, most of his accolades were 3-4 years ago, but christ, you'd think the Gnats would keep his on as a 4th or 5th. Peavy and Cain both have ERAs well over 5
>>68632559
that's me in your pic
Reminder that Dave Roberts ruined a young man's chance at making history.
Reminder that he didn't have faith in his pitcher, damaging the kid's confidence for life.
Reminder that his decision backfired horribly.
>>68632739
I just want to see the Doyers suffer lel.
>tfw the Last games of the season are at home
>Against the Tampa Bay Gays
Feels Good Senpaitachi
>>68633040
what is the word that filters into senpaitachi? its never happened to me
>>68633140
your social security number
>>68633172
very funny JERK now i need to change my SSN
>>68633140
Its F4m
>>68633040
Also, July is gonna be a fun month for the Rangers
>>68633280
senpai
>>68633140
senpaitachi
Testing
"Senpai"
testing senpatechi see it really works
>>68633140
>>68633336
>>68633368
>>68633378
>>68633443
>All these newfags
Summer really is here
>>68633560
baka desu senpai
>>68633560
ron paul, /b/ xD
>>68632577
Peavy still had a year on his contract, while Lincecum was hampered by injury and was in his walk year. Giants would have loved to bring him back as a reliever who could be converted later if he panned out, but he only wanted to start.
SF Giants vs TB Rays
4:10 PM ET | 1:10 PM PT
>>68633728
>>68633728
>>68633728
>tim shitscum of the the analslime anals
>>68633326
>Face the Minnesota No-wins 7 times
>Face Roylels 6 times
>Face Analslime 3 times
>Face A'ss 3 times
>Face Cusb 3 times
>Face Red Sux 3 times
God Damn the Rangers schedule is easy
>>68633560
smfh tbqhwy family
>tfw I witnessed the decline of one of my favorite pitchers ever, and now must suffer watching him struggle as a shell of his former self
hold me
>>68633140
Learn to ching chong better. It's the plural of senpai, so :
F.A.M = senpai
F.A.M.S = senpaitachi
>>68633962
post stream
As we see, this is an illegitimate team; it is a cancerous entity and the root of all the crises and rivalries and cannot be a factor in bringing about a true and just peace in this league. Therefore, we cannot acknowledge the existence of a team called the Rangers, not even far in the future, as some people have tried to suggest. Time does not cancel the legitimacy of the Seattle Mariners claim.
-Jerry Dipoto
also here is gamethread
>>68634042
>>68633992
>t.Butthurt Memeiners """""fan""""""
;_;
RANGERS-CARDINALS GAMETHREAD
>>68634202
>>68634202
>>68634202
RANGERS-CARDINALS GAMETHREAD
>>68634202
>>68634202
>>68634202
>>68634445
>>68634445
Angels v Oakland
TIMMY IS BACK THREAD
What happened?
>>68637596
fat regression
>>68637957
That sounds serious, is there a cure?
>>68638046
exercise and dieting
Who /MiLB/ here
About to head to the Redbirds/Cubs game
>>68638408
Go Gwinnett Braves!
>>68638408
I'm in Texas but I went to an IronPigs game up in Pennsylvania when I visited my cousin, I had a great time. Beer was cheaper there than it normally is at MLB games too which was nice.
>tfw I wear my IronPigs t-shirt that I bought at the game and people here in TX ask me if that's the name of my "motorcycle club"
>>68634715
>ded
rip
THE YANKEES JUST NEED TO FUCKING COLLAPSE ALREADY SO >WE CAN GET PROSPECTS
>>68640211
Yankees will never collapse. They will always be middling.
>>68638408
>tfw no road trip this year throughout the south hitting a minor league team every single night
i'll just have to enjoy these season tix for columbus clippers
>>68640211
the t___s are literally impossible to lose to
don't worry you'll collapse soon
>bases loaded
>just walked in tying run (3rd of inning)
>matingly leaves him in
>gives up bases clearing double immediately after
Marlels took a chance on a meme coach
>>68640558
I laugh at the Marlins decision to hire him.
>>68627191
All of them, and have them wearing Cavs, Indians, and Browns gear by the time we're done.
What do you guys think about stealing and relaying signs in baseball? Is it wrong? Is it against le unwritten rules of baseball?
>>68640655
>ohio
>superior
When's the last time your entire state won anything
>>68640811
yankee-tier shit
>>68640818
A couple weeks ago when the Lake Erie Monsters won.
guys i fucking love baseball
>>68640211
I'm with you on this. The FO is retarded they need overwhelming evidence that the Yankees aren't going to do shit this season and staying the course will assure many more years of being a barely .500 team. The farm has gotten better in recent years but it is not up to the task of actually building a good team.
noticed there was some Dodgers-Giants shitflinging about prospects earlier in the thread
just wanted to remind everyone that it is another California team, the Angels, with objectively the worst farm system in baseball, potentially one of the worst the game has ever seen
0 in the top 100 prospects btw
>>68640818
>getting this turnt by a meme
Whew calm the fuck down kid, lmao
>>68641136
Analslime needs to be relocated to Mars.
Wigwams vs whos thread where?
Can't wait for the easy free win tonight from James Shields kek
>>68641399
Oh shit, I thought it was at 7 and here I am shitposting. Making thread now
>>68641446
Wahoos vs Whovilles
>>68641468
>>68641468
>>68641468
>follow the giants and the A's because of the rivercats
>want the A's to win but dont want timmy to implode
Tim wakes up the next morning with Buster's arm slung around his body. His back is pressed up against Buster, providing him some needed heat as they're still above the covers and the air conditioning in the room was set a little too high all night. It's a nice feeling though, he feels protected and safe in Buster's arms.
He quickly realizes that he needs to get out of bed and into the shower though, because they really made a mess last night, most of which went onto his body. It's a little sticky and just feels... gross. So, Tim gets out of Buster's grip and into the shower, not having to strip himself of any clothes first.
It really hits him once he gets into the shower. He just had sex with Buster Posey. It was damn good sex too, it really was the best he'd ever had. Then his mind traveled off back to last night, Buster fucking him deep and hard, dominating him, cumming across his body while moaning his name. Tim felt his dick getting hard at these thoughts and he was getting horny, so he whispered "fuck it" before getting a shampoo bottle and emptying its contents into his hand. He slid his hand across his body then down to his cock, now fully erect. He started jerking off, replaying the memories of last night in his head, and it only took a couple minutes until his legs start shaking, he lets out a moan and cums onto the tile wall of the shower.
>>68641960
He then finally does normal shower things, washes his hair, brushes his teeth, etc. He turns off the water and puts a towel around his waist. He walks to the door and is about to turn the handle when he remembers that Buster is out there, and he has no idea what he's supposed to do. He doesn't exactly know what you're supposed to do the morning after sleeping with a team mate. He stands there for a bit and the only thing he can think of is to just act as "normal" as possible.
He comes out of the bathroom and sees Buster has woken up and at least put some boxers on. He's on the bed watching the news and when he sees Tim, he says "Yeah, you probably needed a shower after that night, huh?" with a wink. Tim is surprised with how comfortable he is. He was expecting him to just try to get out of there as fast as possible, but this is a welcome surprise.
"Yeah I felt pretty, uh, sticky." Tim replies with a somewhat fake laugh.
"Yeah, so... about last night..." Buster gives him a questioning look.
"Well, I, uh, enjoyed it..." Tim decides to be honest upfront. The awkwardness in the room could be cut with a knife.
"I guess that's good because honestly, I really did too."
Neither of them really know what to say and an awkward silence fills the room. Buster gets up and puts his shirt and pants on while Tim packs some stuff in his suitcase. Buster walks over to him and gives him a kiss before saying "See ya later" and walks out.
This is all way too confusing for him.
>>68641960
But Tim plays for the angles now
>>68641960
>>68641995
Oh lord.
>>68641960
>>68641995
Delete this
BIG
GAME
JAMES
top fucking kek
jesus christ james what the fuck
quick boys, pitch in so we can mail some pilates to shields
>>68641960
>>68641995
Wheres the next part you fuck? I am literally so blue balled right now.
>>68641960
>>68641995
oh shit nigga what are you doing
>no outs
holy shit
james shields is so bad he transcends memes
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>Tardinals demoted Wong
>now they demote Grichuk
>10 games back int he division
regression hits hard
>FIVE
>>68638408
yep, go white sox!
>danks has a lower xFIP, ERA, and hr/9 for the whitesox than james shields does in his WS starts this season
where did it all go so wrong for shields?
>>68641995
part 3
>>68629755
>the Rangers are a dominant team in MLB
nah more like the Boston Bruins of the MLB
>>68642420
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE BIRDS GONNA WIN THE DIVISION AND COME BACK TO WIN THE WS THE REDBIRDS ARE ALREADY GONNA WIN GO ON YOU CUNT GUZZLING LOSER
After Cleveland's 5-run 1st inning, Shields has now allowed 29 runs (28 ER) on 30 H in his last 10.2 IP (4 starts). Opponents hitting .484.
Whoa, hey guys
welcome to blowout games
Is it autism?
>>68642728
is that a 24 ERA
Buck truck rolls on
Britton a shit but still gave up no runs
>>68642801
30.73 actually
>>68642845
how'd you get that
>>68642881
29 runs over 10 innings
>>68642881
oh never mind you are right its 24
A's are so pitiful.
>52 pitches in 1.2 innings
>>68642908
28 over 10.666
>>68642917
all good
Is James Shields the worst pitcher in the AL?
He gave up another run
>>68642950
Jesus Christ on a cracker.
>1.2 IP
>>68643001
Never mind they already took him out
So the Gints really fucked up sending Duvall to the Reds ay? Dude is a dinger hitting machine.
how can he be so bad, his FB is above 90 and hes got a passable breaking ball
cards are literally handing over a free win to the rags right now
>>68643149
>Beltre hit in tricep with 97MPH fastball
>Chirinos hit on wrist with 97MPH fastball
I think the cards are just trying to fuck the Rangers players up today, winning is only a secondary concern for them.
>2 (TWO) straight 4 pitch walks
>shields 7 ER now
TOP FUCKING KEK WHAT WAS THAT THROW
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>SHIELDS 8 ER NOW
ABSTRACT
ART
R
T
In James Shields' last 4 starts, he has averaged:
2.83 innings
8 hits
3.25 walks
1.5 strikeouts
1.75 home runs
7.75 earned runs
there's a certain threshold games like that cross for me
all i can do is cringe instead of laugh, just too brutal
I thank god every day >my team isn't the Whos.
Shields has a 20.77 ERA with the whos
>methinals
>8.2 IP
>243 P
>24 H
>21 ER
>9 BB
>5 K
>>68643535
I think even Michelangelo can appreciate this.
>James Shields
Anyone else feel sorry for the whos? This isn't funny anymore.
He just couldn't get over it i guess...
Man, there's a ton of offense in this White Sox/Indians game already! Bottom of the third inning and there are already a combined 8 runs, 7 hits, 6 walks, 2 doubles, and a homer!
even the rags cant >rags their way out of this win
>tampon bay
two frame james
I want all of you to apologize to whiny sox bro right now
Why?
>>68643630
bartolo broke shields
alright senpaitachi, who sox fan here, who should be my second team for the season?
I'm thinking the marlins desu, because ichiro. Ozuna and Yelich are pretty cool too
they're looking like a possible wild card. hell I wouldn't be surprised if they win the division with the >mest and >nast sure to implode. Plus they'll just be that much better once stanton gets going and PEDee comes back
how great would it be if they trolled their way to another fluke world series, and ichiro finally gets his ring. maybe beat the cubes in the nlcs too
>>68644047
Need to clone Martin and put him in LF
>>68644121
>jofer, kershaw, and syndergaarde all possible NL wildcard starters
James Shields stole all the attention, but holy shit
>Ken Giles
Phillies continue to be bandits in that trade.
>>68644197
as well as bumgarner and scherzer, six games aint shit right now
is it a viable solution for the whos to dump shields and just forfeit every fifth day?
>>68644501
might be a net gain with the bullpen rest it'd save
unfortunately, while viable, there's better options, like calling up some AAA scrub to get shelled just as hard but give them practice
>>68644501
The Red Sox have been doing it for the past 3 weeks.
Depends on how many half days they have.
>>68644501
No because you lose money on ticket sales that way. They're going to play out every painful 5th game.
And the Rangers come from behind to win another game, is there no one who can stop them?
>>68644385
lamo
>>68644619
think he meant forfeit the game, not the fifth starter's start
>>68644501
if they are still within a few games back from leading the division by the deadline i can see them making a play for rich hill
>>68644664
They can't even beat Cleveland/Kansas City/Detroit
>>68644625
> is there no one who can stop them?
a team that has a reliever that wont load the bases with no outs tbpqhwyr
>>68644708
they are averaging a decent amount of runs per game and its worth a shot if they are still a few games back by the deadline
>>68644835
you sure showed me m8
>I was saving all of my earned runs for Chicago
What did James "Big Game" Shields mean by this?
>>68645052
He just wants to leave. He never wants to play for the Whos ever again.
>>68644071
banetolo colon
>>68644211
until velasquez blows his arm out kek
>allowing """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" to vote for the all-star game
>The City of Tampon Gay
>>68645624
BUILD WALL
>>68645624
>this is a 10/10 in los angeles
>>68645453
>the only way they can get fans to the stadium is by having gay pride night
Who can stop us?
royals tigers
>>68645715
>>68645715
>>68645715
>>68645624
>she's a solid 7
>>68646209
Pirates vs Cubs
>>68646209
Our year
explain to me why cc wont win the cy young
>>68646339
what if he falls off the wagon again
>>68646339
Because that knucklmemer in Bombston will win
>>68646339
Tim Lincecum is now part of the Arcade League.
>>68646339
knee will explode after 15 years of having 400 pounds crashing down on it
>>68646369
is this a fat person joke
>>68646649
it means he starts drinking again
>Jints give up 4 home runs
>Manage to come back and take the lead in the ninth anyway
HOW THE FUCK DO WE STOP THEM!!? IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! WE SHOULD BE RUNNING AWAY WITH THE DIVISION!!
>>68646809
:^)
>>68646809
we know you're false flagging cause the only Dodgers fans are tripfags
You laugh, you lose /mlb/ edition.
>wins
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, got two dongos off Chapman and still couldn't win.
>>68645806
>this is a 10/10 in Dodger stadium
ftfy.
Angels girls are qt
>>68646995
>bragging about beating the twins
wew lad
>>68646809
By not losing the booers
And stop losing to the jints
And actually winning games in general
>>68647212
Nice presumption m8. Just reveling in the fact that even this mediocre bunch of geezers seem to be unable to lose to them
>>68646606
is this a fat person joke
>>68647090
shes waering an angels hat but her shirt says padres?? bandwagon much????????
>joba was on the braves the whole time this season
>>68647426
Explains a lot, actually
>>68647426
I don't follow, anon
>>68643535
>8.2 IP
>243 P
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED TARDINALS
>TARDS
>TARDS
>TARDS
>>68647823
i literally had no idea where he ended up over the winter and never heard anything about him all season
>>68643535
Wait wut
>>68648130
I thott you meant joba chamberlain, Im new to baseball
>>68648088
>he's glad a blue team won
purge of blue sports teams and their fans when?
haha holy shit whos
>tfw wanted shields as a jay once
dude is Josh Johnson'ing you guys hard right now
>>68648458
meh scratch that. the Rams will one day be their old blue and gold
>>68648458
Nope,I'm just glad that the Tardinals got absolutely an unequivocally BTFO
>tards
nani @briaaanna_villa 2h2 hours ago
I MET JULIO URIAS TODAY I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT
>>68648651
Ew, who goes up to a celebrity and asks them to hold their baby? I wouldn't want to touch anyone's fucking kid if I was in his position.
mets-braves
>>68648864
>>68648864
>>68648864
>>68648088
THE RAGS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68643535
What the fuck is this stat line
>>68649290
James Shields' three starts with the White Sox probably.
>>68648967
Kek butthurt Autist detected
>>68648651
>10/10 doyers fan
>pedopitcher
KEK
Abstract art leaves the gallery.
windians!
>>68649363
>mfw it is
Hamilton can fly brehs
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/73955164/v830762583/cinhou-hamilton-races-over-20-mph-to-make-the-catch/?partnerId=as_mlb_20160619_62909366&adbid=744337105963278337&adbpl=tw&adbpr=18479513
>>68649976
>tfw the Cubs and Rangers have the best records in baseball
>tfw They are easily the best teams in their respective Leagues
Cubs-Rangers World Series when?
>mfw Rangers marching on the whole nation
>>68650228
Meant to respond to >>68648088 there
I hope for the sake of whos fans that the Sox get their shit together and finally commit to a rebuild. But let us get an Eries win first
>>68650358
Remember that curse.
>>68646809
>doyerfag
>no name
>no trip
>>68645433
TBCH this was a mistake
>>68647090
neutral observer, that is a qt
>>68650514
Comfy campfire
>Verlander giving an interview while they're giving up runs
Who's the worse AL pitcher: Ubaldo Jimenez or James Shields?
>>68647090
I was at the game in Oakland today and there were some hot chicks in Angels gear
>>68650358
>mfwDWWwDWE
>games from September 9th through the end of the season are all against AL Central teams for the Indians
>>68650588
whew lad
>"What was it like dominating the MLB in 2011?"
>"Uh, it was easy..."
>>68650816
just like your mother
>>68649968
>no tabby spends an uncomfortable amount of time talking about an opposing players body part square
>no buck is blatantly drunk and not even trying square
Anybody else feel bad for whos fans? I was in that thread and they stayed till the end.
>>68651035
nope
>>68651035
I feel bad their team is shitting the bed and playing way below they should be but whos fans are alright. They care about their baseball team and they aren't cancerous bandwagoners.
>>68630958
>>68631069
>>68631261
>>68631415
>>68631466
>>68631539
Damn I must've missed something good
>>68651319
>they aren't cancerous bandwagoners
You're right, they are just cancerous.
adjusted for recent performance
>>68651543
that's photoshopped, the shields dot isn't covering the entire image
>>68651543
Sale is way better than average, no matter how bad his recent stretch is.
>>68651804
I'm not too sure about that anymore, he was pretty lucky for his first 9 starts.
this 'new approach' is just not good at all. If he can go back to old sale then maybe he can be elite, but this sale is good at best
DFA when?
>>68651920
Knowing Ventura, too late. The damage will be done.
>>68638201
>Prince Fielder doing either of those things
he even steals food from fans while he's playing in the game, there's no hope
https://youtu.be/LkSn7mA5t70?t=8m40s
>>68652003
We could have just kept Latos or Danks. At least they were terrible within normal parameters. Hell all they gotta do is pay my rent and get me a pizza once a week and I can suck as bad as Shields no problem. I assume being a high school pitcher 6 years ago qualifies me to be the on the White Sox
>>68651920
too bad there's no one left to pitch
the next option is fucking anthony ranaudo, remember him?
migo will probably fall off a cliff next also, already began last start
>>68651920
>you will never earn millions of dollars to throw batting practice for 2 innings
>>68652131
>>68652156
I'm serious
I could at least get it over the plate above 70 mph. I'll pitch for scraps and they can put me in to throw intentional waks until they fly someone in and drive them to the stadium every night
What's there left for us to do?
Can't abandon the team and switching to the Cubs is definitely not an option.
>>68652279
hope for a fire sale
and for robin to be fired, and the entire FO also
>>68652258
If they get you, I want to replace Avisail Garcia. I can also flail haplessly at pitches and make weak contact once in a blue moon. I'm pretty sure I can also match his bad routes in the outfield and not be able to catch routine flyballs. I wouldn't even ask for 1/10th of what they're paying him now.
Come on Hahn, offer you can't refuse.
I know a guy who works on the business operations of the Whos. He hasn't told me anything about the baseball side of things but he has said they're still turning a profit. So keep buying tickets!
>Almost 7 years since a World Series
w-were gonna be alright next year, right lads?
>>68652511
>mfw I'm already planning on buying 2 tickets for Sale's next home start
Mistakes are going to be made.
>mfw ive seen like 8 or 9 bunts in the 3 games ive been watching the past 2 hours
>>68652601
He told me a big reason why they are shit is because they keep making money anyway, so why invest in the team.
>>68652601
you could ask a qt girl to go watch with you
>>68652787
Worst date ever. Why subject someone to white sox baseball?
>>68652279
Revel in meme misery
>>68652780
Because of that whole support your team through thick and through thin stuff. Even though there's been no thick and all thin.
>>68652360
I'll replace Avila and do everything I can to do nothing
>>68646995
Are their two shittier teams in the MLB right now?
>>68652601
>tfw Hahn signed Shields to turn him into some grotesque live-tragedy form of baseball torture porn that sells billions of schadenfreude tickets
Are the Yankees /sp/'s team?
>>68653324
No that's the White Sox
>>68653016
I think I can replace Lawrie or Frazier and strike out as much as them desu, probably play just as good defense as frazier at least
I know for a fact that I can hit at least as well as Coats
>>68653016
The table is set. Sitting around whining will never fix things.
My quest to replace Avishit1 begins now. I even dug this thing out of my garage! Hahn are you watching?
497 tbj
>>68653390
>White sox literally made up of /sp/ posters
>They do just as bad a job for a fraction of the cost
>>68653390
It's sad to think that Thompson would actually be our best hitter if we still had him.
>>68653569
he's the best hitter on the team he's on now
>>68653569
>>68653639
>leave the whos
>get good
I wonder why...
>>68653721
nah he was actually good here too
new bread hen
>>68654021
New bread here
>>68654442
>>68653569
how the fuck did the dodgers worm their way into that trade and manage to win it
>>68655188
how are frankie and micah looking
>>68655437
micah sucks but frankie might be pitching his way into the dodgers rotation
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