>mfw americans call cups: "trophies"
>mfw americans call medals: "rings"
>mfw americans call pitches: "fields"
>mfw americans call managers: "coaches"
>mfw americans call game-time: "commercials"
>>68596655
and Yuros call semen "food". What's your point?
>>68597705
They also call your mom a whore, now go get shot or choke on a burger, motherfucker
>>68597757
It seems as though your flag is stained with red and blue. Might want to clean that.
>>68597757
Wut? French ISIS massacre was worse than anything they've done in America. Your security is trash and you should be ashamed of your government, Jean
>mfw Americans call safety rugby "football"
>>68596655
>>mfw americans call medals: "rings"
No we don't
>>68597782
Holy shit.
>mfw Americans call a dindu: "president"
>>68596655
but a field is literally a field
a cup is a type of trophy
manager can apply to many things, coach is better as it is more precise
medals are not called rings
decent bait
>>68596655
>>mfw americans call cups: "trophies"
>>mfw americans call managers: "coaches"
>>mfw americans call pitches: "fields"
Same as here then?
>Brits
>mfw americans call jews: "allies"
go away england, don't make me get out my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty
No, we call pitches pitches. This is a pitch.
>>68598397
that's called a throw mate
>mfw an American was fat near me
O_o
>>68596655
>Mfw Britbongs call kicknet "football"
>Mfw Britbongs call flatbat "cricket"
>Mfw I have no face
>>68597782
Rekt
>>68598458
He's a pitcher. He pitches the baseball into play. Any other position throws the ball as they don't go through the motions of pitching when they throw the ball.
>>68598461
mfw a bongistani was stabby near me
o_O
Do Americans really sleep standing up with their shoes on?
>>68598527
>amerilard education
This is a pitcher, m8.
>>68598558
Shoes on, no.
Standing up, only on the day before the Super Bowl
>>68598581
>Shoes on, no
Yankee scum detected
>>68598573
yes
>Euros are confused by food disposals
Honestly shocked me
>>68598527
Pitcher? I barely know her.
>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw americans call motorised rollinghams "cars"
>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>mfw americans call genocide 'thanksgiving'
>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>mfw americans call call meat water "gravy"
>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
>mfw americans call fart tornadoes "bar mitzvahs"
>mfw americans call Whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "
>mfw americans call cold on the cob "popsicles"
>mfw americans call french toast "pussy bread"
>mfw americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
>mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw americans call Montezuma's Revenge "water"
>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>mfw americans call a knitted wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a 'gear-shift'
>mfw americans call wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs "toes"
>mfw americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>mfw americans calla pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>mfw americans call a shoot-go-bang a "gun"
>mfw americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightsbulb"
>mfw americans call blimpy bounce bouncea a "ball"
>mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops "roads"
>>68599619
goat copypasta
>>68599619
>no smibbly bibbly
will americans ever recover?
>>68597705
fpbp
>>68597705
BTFO
>>68599721
What's a smibbly bibbly supposed to be?
>>68596655
>It's a bloody butthurt brit looking for Americas attention thread
>>68596655
>Bongs call the technical director "manager"
>Bongs call the manager "president
>Bongs call the president "club owner"
>>68600240
t. Macri voter Ameriboo
>>68600281
t. Cristina voter cuck who now has to work
>>68600373
Jokes on you, I can't find a job
>mfw euros call free speech a hate crime
>>68597705
Ooooooverrated as usual, nerfed by ameritards who litetally thinks this gobshite is banter, might as well upvote it myself becuz lol dude merica weed lmao duuuude
>>68600237
Remote
>>68597782
This may be the single greatest comment i have ever read in 4chan
>>68597782
>I must reply with le funny surrender may may to bully a nation that helped America to exist!!!!
And the other cocksuckers find this witty?
>>68597786
>implying I support my government or something
>>68597705
FPBP
>>68597705
rekt
dubs will confirm that "soccer" is the correct name for the sport
>>68603750
>>68603768
>he said "semen" lol
>>68597871
Yeah I thought the same, apart from "rings" and "coaches" they are all used pretty interchangeably here :-s
>>68603805
Fail.
It's just a nickname anyway, like saying "The Don" is Trump's correct name
>>68597782
Under rated post desu
>>68603910
Your flag looks like a devastated asshole desu lol, remember 1066?
Top banter lol
>>68603893
Is "Germany" a nickname for Deutschland?
>>68598397
>>68598527
It's a throw, he throws the rounders ball at the rounders batsman
>>68603910
>siding with Americans instead of our based Gallic neighbours
Truly a c.u.c.k.
>>68603990
What?
The correct name of the game is Association Football. "Soccer" is a diminutive of the word Association.
Thus it's neither correct or incorrect, it's not the "American way" either (the word Soccer comes from England), it's a literal nickname.
Like Bill for William.
>>68597705
first post best post
buttmad yuros unwilling to admit their ruin
>>68600533
You probably don't even realize how buttblasted you sound right now.
>>68603805
>>68604295
Soccer WAS an English term but it is now VERY seldom used here (yes there's "Soccer AM" but no football fan ever refers to it as "soccer" ever)
It is now an Americanism, adopted by cocksucking yanks
It has therefore become the incorrect way of referring to the sport since the entire population of planet Earth refers to it as "football" now.
>>68597782
Someone screencap this and send it to reddit for all le upbotes and gold
>>68604375
>all of the Anglo world except for the UK call it "soccer"
Cucked
>>68604336
Why do Americans always want to prove themselves superior to Europeans?
Like it's not enough to be the #1 country by far... so you have to flex your muscles and shit on random countries to make really, really sure you're the absolute best?
Serious question.
>>68597799
>No we don't
Yeah, I didn't get that either. I mean, the champions in the NBA, NFL, and MLB do actually get championship rings, but I've never heard anyone refer to an Olympic medal or any other kind of medal as a ring.
>>68604427
I think all the serious football-playing countries (Yurop and Spic America) call the game football, except Italy who says calcio.
Who cares what Canada or USA say, if they don't even like the game?
>>68604556
You didn't get the point. It's that Britain gets pissy when Americans call it soccer, but virtually all Anglo countries call it soccer.
>>68604429
To show you your cucked politics are for cucks
>>68604429
>Like it's not enough to be the #1 country by far... so you have to flex your muscles and shit on random countries to make really, really sure you're the absolute best?
Just wait until Trump is president. Of course, it probably won't be long before he gets us nuked.
>>68604645
But virtually all Anglo countries (except the UK) are irrelevant when it comes to "soccer".
People who say "soccer" are people who don't give a hoot about the game.
So I don't even know why UK is mad. It's a non-issue to me.
>>68604865
Then stop posting about it you fucking retard.
>>68604375
>all the only good countries call it soccer
noice
>>68604788
>>68604849
I don't see any relation with politics (we know our politicians are sending the whole continent down since the 19th century), but whatever.
I hope Trump gets elected to see the rage of leftist media (here all the journalists root for Hillary), and we'll have 4 years of fresh American memes
The guy is line Berlusconi + Kadhafi + Dubya Bush on steroids, how could he disappoint?
>>68604915
>hurrr u agree wif me but ur a retard XD
Totally useful post, only lacks a surrender joke to be 100% American. Now kill yourself.
>>68596655
>english """"""""""banter""""""""""
>>68596655
>>mfw americans call medals: "rings"
What? No we don't.
>>68605293
yes we do you yurocuck
>>68604375
it was an abbreviated term used by boaty posh cunts. "association football" shortened to soccer in the same way that "rugby football" was shortened to rugger.
if you know anyone who uses the word "rugger" you know what complete and absolute hysterical upper class bellends use that sort of word.
mental for americans to have adopted the football equivalent.
>>68605391
Okay faglord
>>68597838
Manager and coach are different positions in divegrass, although they are usually the same person. You're correct about the rest though
>yfw the world cup isn't actually a cup but a trophy
>>68605587
What should they (we) have called it? Football2?
>>68596655
>>68597705
WTF? Did I just time travel back to 2010 again?
>this one assblasted frog who couldn't handle a post
>>68597705
CONCACAF STRONK
>>68605707
Handball
>>68605787
A sport where the ball must be kicked to score a goal versus a sport where the ball can literally be headbutted in for a goal.
So Headball rather then Football2.
>>68605707
Even "povertyball" would have been less cancerous than "soccer".
The word "soccer" is even worse than the official Euro 2016 song. It sounds like it was conceived by a shill of everything that's ugly in life. It must be eradicated.
>>68605896
Why? What makes it so bad that you have a pathological hatred for it?
>>68596655
Ever heard of the Stanley Cup?
Why would we need a non cup trophy a cup?
>>68605957
Autism.
>>68605755
>it's top banter when an American answers
>it's being assblasted when an European answers
Here's a Pepe to prove you're the buttmad one
>>68604375
México should be under futbol and not fútbol.
>>68606017
You can quit false flagging now
>americans call cups: "trophies"
Depends. Stanley Cup for example is indeed called a cup.
>americans call medals: "rings"
We call medals medals and rings rings.
>americans call managers: "coaches"
Because they aren't managers, they are coaches. In Yurosemen soccer, you have guys who are BOTH managers (handling transfers, contracts, etc) and coaches (handling practice, tactics, lineups) at the same time. In the NFL this is split between a general manager and a coach.
>>68605957
It's not very pretty; also it's unused by people who actually play, watch, and like the game.
In Germany or Argentina, passionate kids in the street are playing football, not soccer.
>>68605979
No you, hahaha XDDDD
>>68605957
I can tell you just how much one word makes their buttholes twitch followed by a wave of shitposts is the reason I'll keep using "soccer".
>>68606208
Stop being obsessed with our buttholes
Bit gay desu
>>68605967
The Stanley Cup is Canadian, ya dunce!
