>English "goalkeeping"
thats a funny walrus pic bro
>>68566773
It's a seal u turd
>>68566739
>German "nationalism"
>>68566813
How intolerant
>>68566847
How cute
>>68566854
ikr guess what his name is
>>68566880
Adolf
>>68566948
Nah,
He is called Herr Hase (mr. rabbit)
>>68566979
How German
>>68566847
exterminate all brown bunnies
>>68566880
Dinner?
>tfw allergic to bunnie
>>68566979
brennen in der holle juden
>>68566739
We Butt Land back as soon as.
>>68566739
>European "football"
>>68567005
Poor thing how about other cuties
>>68567005
untermensch
>"""""German""""" footballers
Hart really is shit, it wont be the last time he lets a sloppy goal in this tournament
>>68566739
>german """"""""""""""strikers"""""""""""""
>>68567163
cats and dogs are fine
>>68567038
Forster is our best keeper, or if any americans are reading "goal minder"
Bale will score a free kick in every game during these championships. He will win the golden ball, and get voted best player of the tournament. He will go back to Madrid invigorated, believing he really is the best player. In the first match of the season when Madrid's latest galactico Jamie Vardy gets tripped by the Getafe hardman Rodrigo Methethethethez 25 metres from goal, Bale will grab the ball and start lining up his shot. He takes 4 big steps behind him, a deep breath and stands motionless, staring at the ball for 2 beats. He hesitantly strides out his left leg when an unusual, but familiar sound pounds behind him. Like the sound of a train approaching he hears a soft "tsu tsu tsu tsu, tsu tsu tsu tsu".
Before Gareth has turned around he cries out, "No Cristiano, no! This one's mine!"
The train pumps faster,
"TSU TSU TSU TSU, TSU TSU TSU TSU"
*SMASSHH*
Ronaldo strikes the ball. The Getafe keeper jumps on the spot and apatheticly raises his hands. The ball goes sailing over the crossbar, into ice cream of a 9 year old girl wearing a CR7 Real shirt. Bale stands unbelieving. He now has a stomach ache, like 10 minutes after you get hit in the balls and your tummy starts hurting. Cristiano pivots to look at Bale. His lips puckered, his delicate eyebrows furrowed, he begins to tsuu wildly.
"TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
He walks to within 2cm of Bale's face and tsuus even louder than before.
"TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
He leans over into Gareth's ear and tsuus a final quiet tsuu. Downtrodden, heartbroken, cucked, Bale swallows hard. Ronaldo stands motionless, fists clenched by his side, face still tsuuing silently, eyes following Bale as he jogs back to his position.
Two days later Bale is found hanging from his ceiling in his Madrid apartment. Suicide. On the TV is the static DVD menu screen to Moonraker. A note by his feet reads just: "Thanks Cristiano for being such a great friend."
>>68566798
Obviously a sea panda you faggot
>>68566739
>german "finishing"
>>68567782
I think you mean goaltender, anon ; P
>>68566979
are you 6
>>68567868
Enjoyable read
>>68567868
underrated
>>68567868
post more seals
I don't understand, why do Germans continually act as if there is nothing repellent and tragic about their '''''''culture''''''?
>>68568612
>Uganda
>Criticizing anyone else's culture
>>68566739
Big Fraser Forster would have stopped Bale. Tom Heaton probably would have as well. Hell, I could have done it. Call me up, Roy!
>>68567868
>Moonraker
Why did I laugh at this part?
>>68568612
Post pic from outside your window
>>68566979
what an efficient name mein fuhrer
>>68568694
Have a balcony pic
>>68567868
This is pretty believable desu
>German """"strikers""""
>French """"midfield""""
