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/nfl/ general: it's still june edition


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CLE:RGIII lacked for 'wow' moments in offseason
PIT:Maurkice Pouncey underwent seven surgeries
LAR:Fisher Ball: Keenum enters camp as starter
BAL:Long-shot Trent Richardson needs knee scope
SEA:Carroll 'absolutely' expects Rawls for Week 1
DEN:Von: 'No chance' I play under franchise tag
CAR:Panthers extend Rivera through 2018 season
BAL:'Real chance' Terrell Suggs ready for Week 1
FA:Report: 49ers, Seahawks eye Eugene Monroe
NO:'Pretty apparent' Spiller behind Hightower
BAL:Steve Smith returned to achieve 1,000 catches
TEN:Tajae Sharpe expected to open camp as starter
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>mfw RGIII wins one for da land
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First for a gator eating Sneak's baby
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>>68563348
as much as i want something nice to happen to cleveland

>yfw it turns into another "The _____" event
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>>68563301
>BAL:'Real chance' Terrell Suggs ready for Week 1

Pepper your angus NFL (just pretend it's Suggs in the pic and not Reed)
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BUF: unofficial winner of offseason
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>>68563365
You're implying I need to have sex.

With a girl.

In the vagina.

Without a condom.

Hah, good one.
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>>68563365
Florida
Not even once
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>>68563421
Rex Ryan needs to fucking go. Go call the corpse of Marv Levy to fix this shit.
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>>68563301
Fitz isnt going to sign with the Jets is he?

They arent going to get close to the playoffs without him, especially with Marshall chimping out that he isnt there.
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>>68563426
>A gator will never eat sneak
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>>68563481
He wouldn't have made it anyway. Remember when Buffalo paid him and then he turned to shit and got benched. He's the kind of QB that you need to make him >do it for free.
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>>68563365
>Florida Man flees seatbelt stop on foot, cop runs him over and kills him
>Florida Man supposedly stops for beer while being chased by police
>Florida Man blames zombie attack for throwing concrete at hotel
>Florida Man arrested for firing gun after watching Hitler documentary
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>68563463

If his defense is mediocre again then I'll be glad to see him go. Most of this offseason's news has been good though.
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>>68563582
too bad he couldn't beat norway man's high score with bonus surviving multiplier :^)
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>>68563630
2edgy4me
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>>68563698
Forgive him brother, for he is of the 49ers blood. A red-blooded race of choleric chicano midgets.
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>>68563531

Fitz never got benched on the Bills. And part of the reason he started sucking was London Fletcher shattering his ribcage. But we'll still always remember him as Captain Unclutch, because those soul sucking 4th quarter INTs were a constant factor.
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>>68563777
Good trips
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>>68563777
Thank you for correcting me. Also they were literally WIN AND IN and he threw an interception on the last play of the game.
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>>68563761
Ah, I have heard tales of these hot headed dwarf people. Their time has long since passed and soon they shall vanish from the Earth; already they have been forced to fallback to the fortress of Levi's, far from their ancestral fortress-home of the Stick of Candle
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Aaron Rodgers
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>>68563909
weebs...
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>>68563886
Ah, the Candlestick, that is a name I have not heard in many a time. I used to fight valiantly against the chicano hordes in my youth. Many a night I spent in the hoosegow there. Seating, bottles, and objects were thrown.
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>>68563909
Is overrated
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>>68563818

Happiest ending to a regular season that I can remember. Which is both uplifting and sad at the same time.
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>>68564040
Yes, it was a chaotic place for not only were the performing gladiators that called it home vicious criminals but the spectators were some of the worst as well. Vast hordes of mongrels, loyal only to their local clans, no form of income beyond what they could take from honest men at dirk point.
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>>68563818
Don't forget about this year. All Fitz had to do was beat the Bills and the Jests get in since Pitt got BTFO by Ryan fucking Mallett
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>>68564241
That's what I was saying.
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The Oakland Raiders are just so goddamn likable.
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>>68564280
Yes they are. Until they are good. Than every ratshit Chicano beaner in the fucking world reps their gear like a gangster and innocent fans like me get labeled as scum at get jumped at games and have to always be ready for fights.
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>>68564270
Sorry I'm kinda drunk
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>>68564377
I'm already drunk on life.
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>>68563818
I was so happy to see that, knowing that Marshall wasnt gonna make it into the playoffs.
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>>68564454
I think I need to sober up then
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>>68564622
2bh I had two Hoegaarden witbiers in the past ten minutes.
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>>68564454
>rick and morty
>>>/reddit/
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If curry was in the NFL, and he threw his helmet, how much would he be fined and how long would he be suspended?
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>>68564740
I have literally never seen Rick and Morty. I didn't even know that was a quote from the show.
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>>68564752
Depends, did the helmet deflate on impact?
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>>68564752
Depends on what team he plays for.

>Cowboys

Not even called

>Lions

4 game suspension
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>>68564752
If he played on the Raiders he would have been given a bonus.
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>>68564774
I quoted the wrong post, I was trying to quote the guy with multiple trips
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>2 cups
>2 plates
>2 party favors

!!!
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>>68564850
It's okay.
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>>68564783
He was more than likely aware of the helmet

>>68564801
>>68564827
For fun, I'll say he's a jet
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>>68564869
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>>68564939
He gets a humorous headline in the New York Daily News.
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>>68564939
Talked about nonstop on E!SPN until something more interesting comes up
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>>68565044
I meant the New York Post.
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>>68564991
I got over that hours ago
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Fake headlines
GB:Rodgers blows $200,000 on rare gold bust of his likeness
FA:Tim Tebow fired after calling Stephen A. Smith "An always angry, delusional faggot"
FA:Howie Long mistaken for former Verizon "can you hear me now" guy
ARZ:Carson Palmer detained at border after hitting BP with errant pass
DET:Calvin Johnson, Barry Sanders open up "how to be good in Detroit" camp
PIT:Roethlisberger starts fast food chain, "Big Ben's burgers and beds"
OAK:Derek Carr spotted drunk off communion wine in church
BAL:Terrel Suggs to donate gums for research
LAR:Todd Gurley gains 40 pounds as Carl's Jr. Spokesperson
NE:Edelman loses bet, sells girls scout cookies with Dobson
FA:Daniel Tosh apologizes for helping dolphins draft Tunsil
SF:Chip Kelly buys 40-acre land in Oregon
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What are your team's weakness that you know off /nfl/?
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>>68565482
Honestly, I would say the coaching. >We finally have the talent to be at a winning record, whether we finish with one remains to be seen.
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>>68565345
>FA:Tim Tebow fired after calling Stephen A. Smith "An always angry, delusional faggot"
See, this is funny, but doesn't quite work. Uber-Xtian like Tebow would NEVER say such things in public. He'd say them at home or at church.
>PIT:Roethlisberger starts fast food chain, "Big Ben's burgers and beds"
ISWYDT
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>>68565516
Stephen A. Could infuriate even the nicest man
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>>68565482
-run defense
-LB corps
-secondary depth
-complimentary pass rusher

Feels not that great man.
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TYBC
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>>68565539
True, I'll agree there. I would think Tebow could keep his composure, but then again, I think of his time on the field, facing off against large angry niggas and think otherwise.
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>>68565539
>not instantly tuning out when you see Stephen A's mouth moving
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>>68565482
fucking playoff games man
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>>68565482
>Oline
We'll see how they do under Cooter

>DT
Our biggest weakness last year and why they choked away games in the 4th. Quinn picked up a bunch of guys so we'll see how that works out.
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>>68565482
>Raiders
Inside linebacker
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>>68565482
irreversibly high standards

>3 consecutive NFCCGs, lasting 3/12 quarters against the playoff us12s in centurylink, but no owl? you're fired
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>>68565694
Y'all want Suh back? Fat Bastard ain't done sheeeit. Hell, y'all ken take him fer free.
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>>68563419
>yfw Harrison has a better year
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>>68565482
ILB
inexperience
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>in a few days fucking Cleveland will have a more recent championship than your city
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>>68565956
Could be wrong about this, but I don't think it counts if it's scripted.
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>>68565803
>Paying a DT quarterback money

You guys deserve it. I'm just glad Mayhew didn't offer him even more
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>>68565956
>forgetting this is Silver's Leagueâ„¢
Watch Cleveland get refballed out of a title.
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>>68565990
I'm just kidding with you m8, I'm not a Phins phan.
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>>68565482
O-line, strong side linebacker, CB2,
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>>68566001
they'll do it just for the storyline of LeBron finally winning Cleveland a championship
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>>68566051
Who knows, who cares? I gave up on the NBA after the Lakers-Kings series. I do hate the bandwagon Warriors fans who drove up ticket prices.
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>need to get rid of a hard-on fast
>think of Joe Buck calling a boreball game

>need to get hard fast
>"And it is...caught by Tyree."
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>moving the goal posts
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>>68566224
>Mitchell
>Mitchell
>Mitchell

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ltjIswXRAXs
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>>68566224
I wish Joe Buck fell off a turnip truck and ceased to give some fuck (bout sports broadcasting.)
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>>68566246
Damn, I remember that game.
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>Your team
>jersey #s you love
>jersey #s you hate
>the player(s) you feel are most synonymous with your team

Raiders
12, 81, 37, 34, 93

>38, 57, 86, 74

Tim Brown
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>>68565810
Suggs >>>> Harrison even in Harrison's prime
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I still can't get over the Cowboys' draft this year. It seems like such a terrible sequence of bad decisions. It's almost like Jerrah had let the scouting department and Steven run things for the past few drafts, and then he read the papers about how everyone was doing a better job than he ever did, and his huge fucking ego boiled to the surface. So he kicked everyone out of the war room for THIS draft, and that's why they drafted a running back fourth overall and then drafted a linebacker who may never play football again.
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>>68566336
>even in Harrison's prime
it almost wasn't b8
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>>68566367
Suggs has 30 more sacks and the rest of their stats are comparable
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>>68566314
naners
16, 80, 53, 52, 21, 44, 87

>15, 23, any 80 number not included, 7(?)

81 fits into both columns tbqh pham

eternal joe
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>>68566314
Jets
12, 23, 29, 30
>9, 6, 97, 89, 17
Namath, Martin, or Revis
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>>68566429
Oh and that's with Suggs being 5 years younger than Harrison
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>>68566314
49ers
16, 80
35, 65, and 94
Rice
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>>68566314
>GOATvens
>52, 20, 55, 19, 73
>don't really hate any numbers
>Lewis, Reed, Suggs, Unitas and Yanda
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>>68564362
/sp/ is probably too young to remember when the Raiders were still a good team, literally nothing but the scummiest bandwagoners, gangbangers and mouthbreathers. They were a million times worse and more annoying than the Seahawks are right now and for that reason I hope the Raiders will never become good agian. Fuck them.
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>>68566556
>literally nothing but the scummiest bandwagoners, gangbangers and mouthbreathers.

Sounds like the raiders now. I remember back in high school all the wiggers were gaider fans
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>>68566556
>>68566597
I remember I used to avoid the gangbangers in the stands. I'm gonna miss getting into fights with the Chicano 49ers fans. Shit was good.
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>>68566597
No, right now only the diehards remained, which means 50 year old spics in LA who probably think Randy Moss still plays for them. Their stadium has suffered a blackout after blackout, nobody have given a fuck about them in the last 13 years but you just know this utter bandwagon scummery will begin again if they get good.

Cowboys, Seahawks, Patriots, literally all of those fanbases have been more tolerable than the Raidniggers.
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>>68566624
>Chicago
>49ers
Wut
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>>68566429
>>68566471
>10th overall pick vs UDFA
>Ten less games played, came out of retirement early in 2014
>not coming off a torn achilles
Harrison was unstoppable in his prime. Suggs has been way more consistent but Harrison's 2008 season was dominant
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>>68566632
>Patriots

No they are literally the worst bandwagon shits out there. Watch a game where they are getting BTFO, the fans will leave at half time.
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>>68566638
>Chicano
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>>68566643
Suggs doesn't do roids. Harrison does
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>>68566662
Yeah that might be true, but the Raiders bandwagon was like Warriors fans and Eagles fans rolled into one.
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>>68566556
Haven't the Raiders themselves always sort of encouraged that? I know Al Davis fucking loved how violent the Raider fandom was. And the players sure bought into the culture, too.
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I miss our team being hated because they were good ;-;
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>>68566697
I always loved the take no shit attitude Al brought to the world. I grew up in a rough town and had to be strong. I eventually became a hardcore raidnigger in my teens. You know with the paint and the make up. But I rarely fought. I only fought with 49ers fans who'd insult my team because I felt that the were insulting me and my lifestyle. So I'd get with some other fans and jump a few losers and inevitably get arrested. I eventually learned to chill out in my twenties and now I don't fight at all.
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>>68566597
Old gay confirmed bullied by Raiders fans in high school. Really explains why he hates them so passionately.
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Raiders are the ICP of sports.
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10. It's not easy becoming an NFL receiver. Especially if your resume includes just one year of experience in the German Football League. That said, we're rooting hard for Mo Boehringer, the German national angling for a roster spot with the Vikings. After struggling with drops during minicamp, the sixth-rounder acknowledged, per the St. Paul Pioneer Press: "Most of the time it's a mental thing. I'm not 100 percent comfortable with the playbook, but it will come."

Called it
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>>68566806
This
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>>68566826
O B S E S S E D W I T H
A
K
L
A
N
D
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>>68566816
Called what retard? That the kraut would struggle in the NFL? Wow, and I'll call there will be a full moon this month
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>>68566806
>Historically dominant team
>1 decade of inferiority
>ICP
lol
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>>68566852
>Historically dominant team
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>>68566826
Why is a puckers fan so bootyblasted by the Raiders?
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>>68566852
By ICP I meant the fact they market themselves as being the badass brand for hardcore motherfuckers but in reality it's a bunch of flabby fat paint huffing rednecks with fetal alcohol syndrome and single digit IQ dressing up like clowns and pretending they're an outlaw brotherhood united against the world even though they're just victims of entertainment marketing.
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>>68566862
You should really read the Raiders history, one of the team nick names is "Team of all decades"
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>>68566898
except the 90s
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>>68566898
Sooo, since 1983 I see an SB appearance and a whole nuch of division champ charity banners. This looks like "Team of zero relevant shit"
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>>68566898
>2 Championships
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>>68566925
and 1950's, 1960's, 2000's and 2010's
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>>68566930
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>>68566898
>tfw god will never let the raydurs and naners face off against each other in an owl to see who really run califo-ni-ayy
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>>68566898
>drafted JaniCOWski
>drafted Lechler
>drafted Russel
>drafted Washington
>drafted Gallery
>traded for Hall
>signed Walker
>hired Kiffen
>traded for Seymour
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>>68566898
Team of sucked ass for decades lel
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>>68566954

>50s
Raiders didn't exist
>60s
The picture didn't list the Raiders' 1967 AFL championship for some reason
>2000s
Dominated the early 2000s, screwed over by the Tuck Rule and Al losing his shit thereafter
>2010s
decade isn't over yet and the Raiders are looking very promising this year
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>>68566987
Hopefully Raiders will be moved to Vegas and Californians can suck cock.
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>>68566995
>Janikowski and Lechler
>bad

Pick one.
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>>68566925
The 90s were the beginning of harsh struggles, with just 3 playoff appearances in 1990, 91, and 93.
>>68566930
3-2 SB record, loss against GB in SB 2 and SB37, many playoff appearances in between weak years and 3 championships
>>68566933
3 in the NFL, 3 in the AFL
>>68566954
The team did not yet exist in the 50s
>>68566987
;-;
>>68566995
The last 3 years are indication that FO is turning things around
>>68567023
>better insult him or I'll get mad
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>>68567025
>Dominated the early 2000s

Nigger they had two good seasons and then completely fell apart. You know who actually dominated the early 2000s? The fucking Patriots.
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Clowney is elite as fuck
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>>68567075
Biggest bust of this decade.
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>>68567025

>Decade isn't over yet and they look promising

They'll have a grand total of 1, maybe 2 years with a record above .500 and no rings; pretty shit decade familia
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>>68567064
M8 they were good from 2000-02. I don't know what your definition of early 2000s is, but that's exactly mine. If anything, the Pats dominated the mid to late 2000s with a good year in 2001.
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>>68567025
>Dominated the early 2000s
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>>68567108
>opinions
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>>68567075
>elite

Against the run and only because he's a fucking DE playing 3-4 OLB.
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>>68567075
lol who r you trying to fool with this lame meme
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>>68567097
Just look at any Raider first round pick and you'll be proven wrong
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>>68567025
>playing in a single Superbowl where you get absolutely BTFO is "dominating"
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>>68567130

no u

>>68567097

Watt is a Clowney babby
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>>68567051
Janikowski was literally drafted in the 1st round. They drafted a FUCKING KICKER in the 1st round, let that sink in.
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>>68567108
They haven't won shit
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>>68567150
>Khalil Mack
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>>68567152
>>68567118
>>68567116
>>68567064
18-1
But anyway, before 2003 the Raiders were considered the team to beat in the AFC
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>>68567150
Khalil Mack?
Amari Cooper?
Karl Joseph hasn't even played a game. A bit harsh to be calling him the bust of the decade, no?
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>>68567198

>Amari Dropper

Lmao
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>>68567192
>efore 2003 the Raiders were considered the team to beat in the AFC

No, that would have been the Ravens, Titans or Jags

>>68567198
>>68567198
>Mack
>Cooper

wow, your GM is capable of drafting decent picks when he has top 5 draft picks. Real impressive lol
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>>68567192
I'm not a Patriots fan. Your team didn't dominate jack shit in the 2000s and you haven't won a ring in over 30 years now.

The 2000s Raiders were literally the same shit as Rex Ryan's Jets, overpaying a bunch of fossilized grandpas to make a run for the championship, getting two reasonably good seasons and 0 rings because they choked like faggots. After that they became dogshit.
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>>68567246
>when he has top 5 draft picks

Clowney was literally drafted #1 overall and amounted to 4.5 sacks over two seasons.
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>>68567275

Nigga that's 4.5 sacks in like 7 games.
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>>68567275
Wow?! Someone made a bad pick in front of the raiders?! Usually it's the other way around
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>>68567290
Staying healthy is an asset and a part of your physical talent. If your player is spending more time on IR than on the field, he's a bust.
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>>68567275
Clowney has been injured you tard
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RAIDERNIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH ITT
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Tripfagging is the very essence of what Reddit is. As are generals. You should all go back there.
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>>68567318
See >>68567300
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>>68567300

Na nigga, physical talent is about dank hits and not getting blocked
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>>68567342
>That pic

Reddit is literally trump central now
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>>68567342
I agree about generals but tripfagging used to be a sacred tradition on /sp/ before 2010 when a bunch of newfags arrived during the World Cup. It was always heaps of fun to laugh at some tripfag's team getting BTFO after making outrageous and cocky predictions.
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>>68567246
>Ravens
For 1 year, until 2004
>jags
Late 90s jags yes, early 2000s jags not so much
>Titans
Agreeable
>>68567213
>
>>68567260
Top offenses in 2000-02
Top 5 defenses as well
Incredibly resilient vs tough teams (minus Baltimore)
>became shit
As much as it hurts to say Al Davis is to blame for 2004-2011, he refused to do things any other way than his own
>>68567331
>not the GIF
>you
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>>68567368
Oh so bone density, muscle density and general durability isn't a physical asset, nice job sounding like a moron.
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>>68567378
Only a plebbit fag would know
>t. You
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I think this thread's confirmed that the hate against the Raiders is entirely baseless shitposting based on the 2004-2009 Raiders. Can't wait for the damage control this year.
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>>68567387
I'm a Saints fan, we've had #1 offenses for fuck knows how many years and we actually WON a Superbowl recently and I still wouldn't say the Saints were "dominating."
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>>68567405

I love you based Crabtree
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>>68567378
You would know.
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>>68567405
nice mascara faggot
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>>68567412
Top offense helps, it gets other teams to notice you, but it means nothing without a top defense, arguably, if the saints defense were average, they'd be a dangerous team
>>68567428
>this meme
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>>68567436
More dangerous
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>>68565482
>Seahawks
O-line as a whole, depth at RB and in the secondary, and we still have Bevell calling plays so that's a weakness.
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>>68567399
>>68567426
>Same fagging

Reddit is your safe space now, Drumpftard. Go home
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Derek Carr
>wears mascara
>garbage time king
He's a necromancer
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>>68567474
>garbage time king

That would be Bortles. Seriously, that guy is fucking abysmal and his stats only look good because he pads them against 2nd stringers when he's losing by 30.
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>>68567499
this tbqh
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>>68567474
>wears mascara/eyeliner
Proven wrong before, his eye lashes are deceiving
>garbage time king
That's Luck
>Necromeme
He's a Christian
3 strikes, you're out
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>>68567499
That's what happens when people rate QBs based on fantasy football
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>>68567520
>He's a Christian
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>>68567520
Props to that guy for not getting mad
>>68567555
Checked!
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>>68567523
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/priscos-top-100-players-ranking-all-32-nfl-starting-quarterbacks/

Reminder that despite Brees whipping Roeth in Pittsburgh in 2015 he's a much worsesomehow worse than him

Oh and Blake Bortles who hasn't even won 10 regular season games in his career is more talented than a Superbowl MVP
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>>68567617
Prisco is a wop retard who's hated the Saints for years. I remember him literally tweeting the Falcons players should blow out Brees' knee out when he was chasing the passing record, only to do a complete 180 about being dirty the next year when the bounty scandal broke out.
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>>68567617
>Luck still that high

Dropped

How can one man live of draft hype for so long????
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>>68567660
>How can one man live of draft hype for so long????

Two words: Sam Bradford

I have literally never in my entire life seen such an amount of excuses for a downright shit player.
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>>68567617
That list is fucking hilarious. One of the very few points I felt were correct is Aaron Rodgers as the #1 QB. When he's on its unreal, not unlike seeing Brady in his prime. The difference is Rodger's low is much lower than Brady's low.
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>>68567684
>Two words: Sam Bradford
>I have literally never in my entire life seen such an amount of excuses for a downright shit player.

You must have missed that Tebow hype then.
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>>68570209
Hey I liked Teboq.
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>>68570209
Teboq wasnt entirely shit, denver just didnt want to build an offense around mediocre QB
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Bump for #1
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>>68565482

Texans
QB
TE
Secondary
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>>68567617

>assblasted flaccidfags

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>68565482

Pats fan. Based Dante could die at any time. That's about it.
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>>68571434
>assblasted

m8 Flacco will never get the love he deserves but Bortles is a stat babby garbage time king. Flacco may have never thrown for 35 TDs in his career but he's also never had 18 picks and 14 fumbles in a single season

His turnover rate is unmanageable for such a bottom dwelling team to ever be successful with
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Who is the Jason Voorhees of the NFL
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>>68572668
Worked better when he was an above average player
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Who is the Robert McNamara of football?
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Yea say all you want about flacco but there is really no instance I'd take Bortles over him.
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>>68566051

Once LeBron wins one in Cleveland that story line is never as good again. He'll never get one there.

You know how LeBron is supposed to be in Space Jam 2? What you don't realize is that we're watching it right now, and LeBron loses. Remember when the greedy business owner alien made Jordan play and lose so that paying customers could have the pleasure of beating him? That's what this is, and always will be for LeBron.
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>>68572900
Aaron Rodgers
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>>68573083
How would you feel if Space Jam turned out to be a Prequel despite having LeBron in it?
>>
who is the Ulfric Stormcloak of football?
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>>68573502
Brady
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>>68565482

>burrs

Offensive tackle and the secondary. I feel good about this year though.
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>>68573359

Generally speaking, reboots/sequels/prequels that are made too long after the original are terrible, so I'll feel shitty about it either way.
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>>68573502
Alduin Smith
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>>68573502
literaly who
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>>68574008
Jarl Joseph
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Another day, another dollar.
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Are these the worst type of people?

Comments are so cringe, do nothing but prove the video's point.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG8oMnsmQQM
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>>68574623
I still think fedoras who make fun of people who watch sports and act so goddamn superior to us make me angriest. You know the types, "yay they get paid to kick a ball all day." The ones who put vidya over real life sports.
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>>68574687
"Heh. Overpaid brutes smashing into each other. They shouldn't get paid nearly as much as they do. Now step aside as I watch my favorite hollywood movie"
>>
I work for ESPN and me and my colleagues literally cant figure out how to stop the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys.
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>>68574839
I know how to stop them, super glue their cleats to the ground.
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>>68574839
Take out romo, done
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>>68574970
Anyone that mocks the injuries of Romo deserves a permanent ban, sick of the anti-Dallas bias where an entire board laughs about serious injuries and comes together to spam >Rags after blowing a no hitter.
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>>68575176
If you're tiki, maximum sodium detected
If not 750/10 b8
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>>68575176
Anyone that says "Dallas", "America's Team" or "Romo will make the SB" should be banned for the season
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Guys, I got a GF! And she's tall AF!
I'm 6'4" and she's 6'2", she's also a >burrs fan though, I am a Giants fan
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>>68575374
Sick of this place targetting a specific city and attacking them, I feel like a Trump supporter in San Jose being targeted and hunted down, just look at the OP's picture for example.

btw the Cowboys are stacked from top to bottom and will be superbowl champs barring another fluke Romo injury, we will go 17-2 for the year but I wont rule out 19-0.
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>>68575531
Good 4 U!
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>>68575546
No is allowed to go 19-0, parity will always spoil your season

>trump
>>>/trash/
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>>68575689
Figures you would hate Trump, Dallas is the only major white city. Thank God I live in a white state.
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>>68575831
>Dullass
>White
Chicanos don't count.
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>>68575831
I actually live in Crystal City, and this entire is filled with blacks, Mexicans, and whites, Dallas is no exception, and an idiot, racist, monopolizier shouldn't be allowed to run for the figurehead "president".
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>>68575910
It is white, there were literally 4 protesters at Trumps rally lastnight in Dallas, so fuck off and stop lashing out at Dallas because you know your time is running out and the Cowboys are about to win the big one.
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>>68576095
Not my fault youre too poor to live in the 100% white Dallas suburbs.


Lmao go back to r/NFL haha I cant believe there are football fans on 4chan crying abouy racism like dude go watch soccer haha go vote Bernie and watch football fantasizing about players being your bull
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>>68576110
You are a strange man.
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>>68576110
I wanted to go to that

>>68576205
Dallas is pretty black tbqh south irving is Mexican. I had cow tongue tacos there.
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>>68576591
Shhh, Dallas is white!


How were they? I heard from that Jew Andrew Zimmern that cow tongue is like delicious pot roast.
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>>68576205
Never said I was poor, I work for a living dude
>crying about racism
So I can't have opinions now?
Lol, did you know that, people who reject ideology that doesn't match theirs are twice as likely to be more stupid?
>Bernie
No way, he's too old, there really is no safe choice in this year's election
>soccer
No thanks
>fantasize about players being your bull
What?
I can tell you're quite young by your posts bro.
>>
>tfw you lived in Texas for three years but it was the shitty ass Panhandle.
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>>68576742
Lol hey everyone, this guy wants open borders and hundreds thousands of Syrian "refugees"

What kinda dope is against an America First agenda? Haha this guy thinks securing the border is racist, like damn dude do you just listen to everything the tv tells you?
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>>68576696
Rubbery texture but overall good
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>>68576956
When did I say that I want our borders open? I don't trust those Muslims anymore then you do, but I was also raised to believe that good people are out there too

I'm all for the resurgence of America, but there is no way in hell I'll trust that fool to lead us
>securing the border is racist
No, its not, but refusing to help people that want a better life is worse and you know that. Now you can be smart about this and offer a real counter point or you can make yourself look more foolish by spouting projections
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>>68577355
Nah switch back to football, these days you get a week ban for posting 1 Trump meme in a dead thread. Sad!
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>implying the Raiders won't crank out 9 wins and a modest playoffs l appearance
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Serious quesion, no meme answers about fluke injuries..how do you stop the 2016/2017 Dallas Cowboys?

>best O Line in NFL history
>"Adrian Peterson on steroids" Runningback
>top 2 QB in the NFL(#1 in the mind of most intelligent NFL fans)
>stacked defense
>get our lockdown corner Scandrick back
>2nd best coach in the NFL
>most accurate kicker in NFL history
>best run organization(most probowl players drafted the past 20 years)

You cant stop them, and for all the FACTS mentioned, this is why I wont rule out 19-0 for the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys. How can you stop them?(you cant)
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>>68577673
1. Romo is the key, if he isn't there, the team has significantly less chance to make/win a playoff game
>AP on roids
Suspension when?
>top 2 QB
That's a little high there Brees and Rodgers are better
>#1 in the mind of most fans
Wouldn't that be Brady?
>Stacked defense
OK, I'll give you that
>scandrick
He's good
>2nd best coach
No way, absolutely not
>most accurate K
That's Vinatieri
>best run / most pro bowl
No one cares about the pro bowl, and the Pats are probably best run
>19-0
Spoilers.jpg
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>>68577673
They will literally lose week 1
Cap it
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>>68578088
>88s
8-8
Oh shit
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>>68578118
>118
>18-1
Ayy
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>>68567462
Bevell has proven he is not that bad a playcaller after that run the offense had at the end of the year.
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>>68577920
>>68578088
DAMAGE CONTROL

Im a neutral fan btw, Im just a realist that calls it like I sees it.
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>>68578623
As much as I like the cowboys, they don't have a chance, the NFC is just too strong
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>>68576942
Really? Where at?
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>>68578866
Amarillo.
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>>68578894
I lived just south of Canyon for a few years
>>
Also
>getting banned for 24 hrs for trolling yuros about soccer
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>>68578922
I do miss those dry heat summers though. Whataburger too.
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>>68578666
Yea thats why the superbowl champ is from the NFC right?

Fuckin casual low expectation bandwagoner.
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Tom Brady is a filthy cuck cheater
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>>68573502
Easy
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>>68575531
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>68580102
I'll try tonight if she falls asleep before me
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>>68576942
I lived in Wichita Falls and San Antonio, fucking hated it. San Antonio was alright but still was glad to get back East
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>>68580164
I don't need nudes, I just want to rub one out to your giantess GF
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>>68580284
That sounds cuckish tbqhwyf
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>>68580410
>poltard not knowing what cuck means
you guys are literal cancer
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>>68579006
Just be subtle about it. Talk about how the rise in scoring is ruining the game. How to prevent riots by not allowing beer etc
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>>68580522
If he gets off to watching some other guy's girl, that's a cuck
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>>68576942
That's horrible lol >>68578894
That doesn't count man. Amarillo is actually a decently large town

You've for Lubbock a little away as plus you can go to Colorado easy
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>>68580731
Thats fucking wrong you dip. cucks get off on watching another guy with their girl
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>>68580896
Same thing, literally
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/pol/ pls go. No one cares about your shit '''''''''''''''memes''''''''''''''
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Make crazy predictions that no one will believe but will become true regardless
>Charles Woodson will die in a car accident in 2018
You guys may not like it but it's the only way he becomes a first ballot hall of famer, think Heat Legend winning the Oscar
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>>68581850
The Sallad Cowboys will win Superbowl Li.
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Does anyone know what car commercial it is with the guy and the girl on their way to the game and the girl is wearing eye paint and spouting cliche football talk the whole way? I'm trying to find it on youtube but no luck so far
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>>68581958
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>>68582070
Found it. it's the most cringeworthy commercial I've ever seen

http://www.tvcommercialspots.com/automobile-transport/nissan-altima-girlfriend-picks-up-boyfriend-talks-football-talk-and-brings-him-to-the-game-theres-a-fun-side-to-every-drive-innovation-that-excites-gameday-nfl-nissan/
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Apparently Goff had a hard time in OTA's, not sure if that is in anyway meaningful but if I was a Ram's fan I would be worried.
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who /demboys/ here
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>>68582956
fuck off hat
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why are apehoop fans comparing the warriors' season to 18-1?
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>>68583050
because they went as close to undefeated as you can in the NBA
and they're about to lose the champions hip
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>>68582875
confirmed
>Romo in 2020
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what memes have you made today, /nfl/?
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>>68583591
>milwaukee
>dallas
>denver
>detriot
>portland
>lakers
>san antonio
>boston
>minnesota
all games lost. the patriots did not lose a single game except the super bowl that season. sorry. it won't hold up.
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>your favorite team
>the most underlooked player on your team
>your favorite anime

>Houston
>Kevin Johnson
>Full Metal Alchemist
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>>68584508
16 games to 82, wow that's a really close comparison
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>>68584549
pats
gronk
boku no picu
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>>68584943
>82 games of back and forth
>requires a lot more athletic ability than football
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>>68585158
gonna have to stop you right there anon, youre entering the (you) zone.
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>>68584549
>Raiders
>The sexy beast known as Jon Condo
>Ed, Edd, and Eddy
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>>68585158
where did i say anything about athletic ability? are you a literal retard? there is nothing even resembling those words in my post gj
it's harder to win 82 games in a row than 16, it's that obvious
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>>68585450
(you)
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Don't want to ask in a dive grass thread because of all the shitposting, but wtf happened?
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>>68581118
>he doesnt know /pol/ is the hottest board on 4chan

I feel bad for the hilarity you are missing out on.
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>>68585673
a bunch of yuropoors shot flares in the crowd I think
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>>68585531
>harder to win 82 games in a row shooting a basket in the nba in an air conditioned arena
compare it to winning 17 straight games in the nfl with all the nigger clashing and extreme weather conditions
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>>68585760
Lol, WTF? Is Soccer like The Purge for yuropoors?
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>>68585997
not suprised tbqh, their sport is so boring they have to riot to make it interesting

also, soon
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>>68585997
soccer is only fun if drinking and hooliganism are involved
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>>68586207
The only Cox you be getting is from your boyfriend, fag.
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>>68586396
just accept that its happening
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>>68586478
You getting cock in the ass? Of course it's happening on a daily basis.
>>
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>Eagles fans still think that Fletcher Cox won't be a Raven this time next year
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>>68586541
you seem troubled friend. Here, have a happy skipping mascot that points out my dubs
>>
>>68582384
Triggered as fuck
>>
I said this when this shit started and I'll say it again

LeBron > Jordan
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>>68586688
Shegals BTFO
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>Russian track and field team banned from the Olympics
>>
>In 2015, Tannehill made bad decisions on only 0.7% of his throws, tied third in the league with Aaron Rodgers

Comforting, I guess
>>
>>68587966
Doesn't he refuse to go deep?
>>
>>68587966
so over half his interception don't qualify as "bad decisions"?
>>
>>68586598
i can't even think of a single player i would want from the 2016 Ravens to counter meme you
your team is literally that trash.
>>
>>68588388
i wouldn't mind having justin tucker really
>>
>>68588388
even though he's old, I'd take Steve Smith Sr. but that's about it
>>
>>68586207
>>68586478
did you not hear the news?
>>
>>68589833
ignoring reality is a ravens trip staple
>>
why does /nfl/ hate the Ravens so much?
>>
>>68592078
jealousy
>>
>>68592078
Shittiest tripfags
>>
did Calvin retire without ever playing in the post season?
except for that one refball loss iirc
pretty sad tbqhwy
>>
>>68592546

vs. Saints and vs. Cowboys is all I can remember
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>>68588178
According to this he was in the top 10 of deep ball attempts, and tied for 4th in deep ball accuracy.

>>68588263
I'm not sure how that stat is calculated, but I wouldn't be surprised if a chunk of those interceptions were the receivers' fault - they had some issues last season. You have a valid point, though.
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>>68592078
Put your trip back on Old Gay.
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>>68585997

Get in the head of average European who is a soccer fan.

>you have cheap healthcare or free but food is like 3 times as expensive as is gas, electricity, housing, trash, taxes, sewage, water, etc.
>your internet is generally cheaper
>most of the girls look the same or have the sAme bodies partially do the families living there hundreds of years breeding occasionally with 2-3 cousins and the diet and having to walk everywhere.
>all you do is work 30 hours
>drink go on vacations to crowded places
>go watch soccer
>90 minute games
>played by 5'10 average 155 average
men
>who jog 70 minutes, 10 sprint, 10 stand around, 10 look tense or grab each other asses or dicks (no joke watch the last one where a guy uncled eddie another player)
>lots of booze
>average looking flat no ass girls same general face
>one goal every 40 minutes
>More booze
>Messi takes off his shirt
>all 5'3 110 of him gleaming
>girls go insane even the 1/1000 girls who is a qt
>game over 1-0
>"everyone says great game but they all secretly are bored and drunk"
>get lucky maybe bang a average looking skinny girl with no ass or tuts
>repeat for years
>you wonder why soccer fans go insane and start fighting in massive brawls for no reason
>>
>>68563365
that gator ate my uncles colleagues son lol
>>
>>68592078

FLACCO IS ELITE
>>
NFC East
Eli Manning 63% 4,600 yards 37 TDs 13 INTs
Tony Romo 69% 3,800 yards 28 TDs 7 INTs
Kirk Cousins 65% 3,700 yards 23 TDs 13 INTs
Sam Bradford 59% 1,700 yards 11 TDs 8 INTs
Chase Daniels 58% 1,800 yards 12 TDs 6 INTs

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 66% 4,200 yards 32 TDs 7 INTs
Matt Stafford 62% 4,600 yards 27 TDs 16 INTs
Jay Cutler 60% 3,500 yards 21 TDs 13 INTs
Teddy Bridgewater 64% 3,100 yards 17 TDs 13 INTs

NFC South
Drew Brees 64% 4,900 yards 33 TDs 17 INTs
Cam Newton 62% 4,100 yards 29 TDs 12 INTs
Matt Ryan 65% 4,600 yards 26 TDs 12 INTs
Jameis Winston 61% 4,000 yards 24 TDs 15 INTs

NFC West
Carson Palmer 62% 4,700 yards 34 TDs 13 INTs
Russell Wilson 69% 3,600 yards 28 TDs 7 INTs
Jared Goff 60% 3,100 yards 18 TDs 13 INTs
Blaine Gabbert 62% 3,300 yards 17 TDs 16 INTs

AFC East
Tom Brady 65%3 3,200 yards 26 TDs 6 INTs
Ryan Fitzpatrick 60% 3900 yards 29 TDs 12 INTs
Tyrod Taylor 64% 3,200 yards 23 TDs 12 INTs
Ryan Tannehill 65% 4,000 yards 26 TDs 15 INTs

AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 65% 5,000 yards 36 TDs 10 INTs
Andy Dalton 64% 3,800 yards 28 TDs 12 INTs
Joe Flacco 57% 3,400 yards 16 TDs 20 INTs
Robert Griffin 60% 3,100 yards 18 TDs 13 INTs

AFC West
Derek Carr 62% 4,400 yards 35 TDs 12 INTs
Phillip Rivers 64% 4,900 yards 31 TDs 14 INTs
Alex Smith 65% 3,600 yards 25 TDs 6 INTs
Mark Sanchaz 58% 1700 yards 10 TDs 12 INTs
Paxton Lynch 60% 2,200 yards 15 TDs 10 INTs

AFC South
Andrew Luck 62% 4,600 yards 34 TDs 16 INTs
Black Bortles 60% 4,300 yards 30 TDs 14 INTs
Marcus Mariota 65% 3.100 yards 19 TDs 8 INTs
Brock Osweiler 61% 3,400 yards 18 TDs 14 INts
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>>68596194
nah
>>
Serious question

Why are pats trips the most cancerous posters in /nfl/?
>>
>>68596921
pats trips barely even post here anymore
it's mostly ravens and raiders trips shitting up the place
>>
>>68597063
the two most casual fanbases in this general shitpost the most

really makes you think
>>
>>68596194

IT'S FUCKING CHASE DANIEL

CHASE DANIEL

DANIEL

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>>68596194

Fixed

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 34 TDs 9 INTs 4,400 yards
Matt Stafford 59% 29 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jay Cutler 61% 21 TDs 16 INTs 3,200 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 55% 20 TDs 14 INTs

NFC east
Eli Manning 59% 31 TDs 18 INTs 4,600 yards
Tony Romo 71% 30 TDs 8 INTs 3,800 yards
Kirk Cousins 60% 28 TDs 10 INTs 3,900 yards
Carson Wentz 53% 19 TDs 10 INTs 2,900 yards

NFC South
Drew Brees 67% 31 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards
Cam Newton 60% 28 TDs 12 INTs 3,700 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,600 yards
Jameis Winston 58% 22 TDs 13 INTs 3,100 yards

NFC West
Russell Wilson 58% 25 TDs 11 INTs 4,200 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 31 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jared Goff 52% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,200 yards
Blaine Gabbert 58% 20 TDs 10 INts 3,100 yards
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>>68596194
Bretty good AFC West, tbqh. I'd give smiff more INTs though
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>>68597227
Lol, does it matter?
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>>68597240
Tiki, no one cares about your opinion.
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>>68597426
k

Doesnt mean my opinion isnt more accurate
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>>68597468
But it's not.
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>>68564280
Except for their shit owner and his shit dad.
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Who /kinginthenorf/ here
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>>68597872
Jay Cutlel
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>>68597822
Tfw watching Schindler's list, and I am feeling both happy at the end, and sad at how quickly the world forgets. At least I still have Brady for another 5 or 8 years
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Has anyone been watching Game of Thrones?

What character do you think gour team would be?

Cowboys are Jon Snow
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>>68596921
ravens, chiefs, raiders, packers, lions, cowboys and falcons trips are x10 worse than anyone else

what pat trips post anymore?
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>>68596194
>Joe Flacco 57% 3,400 yards 16 TDs 20 INTs
>doubting Flacgod
SOON
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>>68597973
nah, the Cowboys are Stannis
thinks he's the king but keeps getting BTFO
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>>68597973
Patriots are probably the lannisters tbqh
>Tywin-belichick
>Jaime-Brady but with 2 hands
>Tyrion-edelman? They're both short

I just dont think we're quite that evil
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>a group of Seattle trannies were shot dead this morning

lmao
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>>68598236
>Seattle trannies
So just Seattle fans in general?
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>>68598236
>>68598079
seattle can be Varys cuz he got no dick lmao
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r8 my latest jersey acquisition
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>>68598467
Well done
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>>68598471
good job
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JUST
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>>68598782
Dont JUST that. You'd be lucky to look like that at his age

Time ravages us all
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>>68598079
Should I start watching GOT? How long to catch up
I never watched it but everyone keeps talking about it
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>>68599078
Yes start watching it, hardest part is learning the character names at first, then you're good to go and its fantastic
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YOU
JUST
KNOW
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>>68599330
Literally who?
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>>68599352
that's todd gurley you retarded canadian
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>>68599352
Floyd Mayweather
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>>68599390
>
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>>68599330

Clowney?
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>>68599352
google says Charlotte McKinney and Todd Gurley
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>>68599507
>After dropping out of high school at age 17, McKinney, who describes herself as "a curvier bombshell with extremely big boobs"
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>>68599193
how long are the episodes and how many seasons
i already juggle a ton of shows

also if you faggots want a great show watch Person of Interest on CBS it is ending after 5 seasons now but the story is top tier
does have one pretty meh iirc and maybe will have a spin off years later
kinda sad that it is ending early but i find that better than when a show just drags on too long for no reason

inb4 janis ban because not sports related even though it is offseason and there is literally nothing to talk about except the small snipets of news that come in on a weekly basis
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>>68599330

You now realize that Gurley probably has more women throwing themselves at him than he can even comprehend now that the Rams are back in L.A and he's their biggest star.
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>>68563301
How the fuck do we replace Brady/belichick, senpaitachi? We're in for rough waters after this season.
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>>68599672
wentz pederson are the new brady belichick
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>>68599672
>implying Brady/Belicheck need to be replaced

Time to go back to 20+ years of irrelevance and losing seasons.
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>>68565482
Jets
Lots of old players, very little depth due to two years of poor drafting. I think the entire 2012 draft class is gone.

Contract issues might make a toxic locker room.

No tight end, oline, questions at land obviously qb
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>>68599759
i want to believe

>>68599800
would rather not. It would mean an end to all the assblasted vitriol i get to look forward to every fall.
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>>68599759
kekkle
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>>68599672
can someone who doesn't gargle sperm 24/7 translate this post to English?

(that would mean not you old gay or sneak)
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>>68599078
It starts out really fucking good but slowly becomes a meme of itself
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>>68599986
sure, here you go, pablo

How the have sex with do we put in place of Brady/belichick, senpaitachi? We are in for rough waters after this divisions of the year.

sauce so you can do it your self.: http://www.simplish.org/
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>>68597240
>Teddy
>Posting anywhere less than 60%
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>>68599672
We wont have to worry about Brady for another 5-8 years I think, belichick is tricky, but I have faith in matt patricia for when hoodie retires
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>>68600524
>he legitimately thinks Brady will be playing for 5-8 more years

toppest keks
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>>68600524
>We wont have to worry about Brady for another 5-8 years I think
Idk, another knee injury and I am convinced Brady is kill.

>Matt Patricia
kind of iffy on him, but that is opinion, I think he COULD be great but he has to prove it a little more to me.
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>mfw Cowboys won't win an owl in our lifetime
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>>68599866
That doesn't really say anything about how good Witten is. Just that he has the most receptions. In fact, his TD totals is 3rd worst on that entire list. The only guys who have scored fewer TD recs are a RB and a glorified slot receiver with a career cut short. He also registered the second fewest yards per catch on the list as well, the only guy with fewer Y/Rec is the screen threat RB.
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>>68600859
don't use my pix thx
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>>68601128
sue him.
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>>68601154
do you know a good meme lawyer?
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>>68601128
>tfw police won't share
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>>68601273
nah, just some Jew on /pol/ unfortunately.
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>>68600115
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>>68601297
you didn't even use it right ffs
>>68601303
>Jew
>on /pol/
probably doesn't feel very welcome
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>>68599800

>The Sugar Bear teams
>The Bledsoe/Parcells teams

Do Patriots fans not know their own history?
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>>68598471
the Haley Joel Osment of jerseys.

I see dead people.
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>>68599644
And just like you, he doesn't know how to handle the pussy.
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>>68601297
>>68601507
>liking a meme 2hu
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>>68601507
>probably doesn't feel very welcome
claimed he ran the place. I think he called imseelf m00t or something? total newfag.
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>>68601805
lol, gay. die.
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>>68601805
never heard of him

and I've been browsing this site for about a year now so I know everything there is to know about 4chan
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>>68601583
pretty cute stuff
>>68601788
which 2hus are non-meme?
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>>68601788
>dubs
Tenshi confirmed for meme :(
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>>68601128
>your pix
It's mine now fgt
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>>68602246
I think he REALLY REALLY likes that image!

also who cares about what a trip wants anyway
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>he steals memes
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>>68602067
>a fucking squirrel
>>68602246
ree
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>>68601583
>>68602418
Who are all the "pretty boys" of /nfl/
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>>68602492
Anon, obviously
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>>68602492
what
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>>68602492
bucme, Landry, and Sneak
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>>68602606
stop
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>>68602492
lake, p12, BB
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>>68602587
>>68602606
>>68602650
Pls stop pretending to be me thx
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>>68602492
Life of Flacco
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sigh ): bullied as usual
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>>68602418
Lol people steal my memes, images, and catchphrases all the time.
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lake still needs to shove a football up his ass
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>>68602889
This, SO hard.
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This general is fucking trash

Ban all tripfags
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>>68602912
see ya tomorrow
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>>68602889
>people steal my memes, images, and catchphrases all the time
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Make a joke about this phone
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>>68602723
>trannies
>pretty
They're fugly women desu
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>>68603100
i'm a 9/10
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>>68603069
>call Dobson
>dropped
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>>68603100
I'm not a fucking tranny I'M A REDPILLED TRAP THERES A DIFFERENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68602492

tiki
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>>68603135
>a hearty kek was had that day
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>traps
>trannies
>meme stealing
>UTNT still shitposting
>/a/

a new low in offseason discussion
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>>68603410

UTFT*

Can i have another pic of what Ed Reed would look like as a Texan?
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>>68603387
who are you supposed to be?
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>>68602901
>>68603046
Thanks for proving me right yet again.
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After 4 months I found out my gf has a penis, any sucking techniques I should know?
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>>68603410
fuck moot for letting this board become a complete pile of shit

im going to reddit. At least they have actual discussions
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>>68603445
theres actually advanced digitally created video of Ed Reed as a texan as well
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Who is your teams waifu representative?
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>>68603410
>manlets still here
Truly a new low
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>>68603466
kaka carrot cake, obviously
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>>68603516
Thank goodness for works of fiction and imagination. I saw something similar with Brian Dawkins in orange and navy.

>>68603545
Taylor Swift
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>>68603516

Holyshit?!

Where?
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>>68603557
you are now super sand legend

>>68603560
>3dpd
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>>68603551
stop :c
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>>68603609
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>>68602889
>implying they were yours in the first place
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>>68603560
They even made Jacoby Jones a Steeler. technology is really coming forward.

>>68603576
Right HERE!
*unsheathes dick*
*teleports behind*

nothing personnel, kid
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This thread makes /pol/ look like a good board
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>>68603692

*Unzips ass*
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>>68603719
fuck moot for letting this board become a complete pile of shit

im going to reddit. At least they have actual discussions
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>>68603759
fuck moot for letting this board become a complete pile of shit

im going to reddit. At least they have actual discussions
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Holy shit this is autistic as fuck.
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>>68603794
you would know
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>>68603545
Get that fucking gay ass fucking weeboo anime shi tout of here
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>>68603551
>>68603635
stop ;_;

>>68603794
It'll be less autistic when the Raiders move to Vegas
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>>68603809
Actually I wouldn't, but my family's friend is severely autistic. It's sad really.
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>>68603837
something like this >>68598290 probably more up your alley, right
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>>68603888
I don't mind Vegas. I'd like to go there some day.
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>>68603906
>m-my friend, not me
kek sure man, whatever you say
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>>68603915
As a /fit/izen, yes. Jelly of that ass and gainz. No homo.
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>>68603915
ew wtf would you link that probably tiki that fag
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Top 5 respected players in the nfl.

1. Larry Fitzgerald
2. Andrew Luck
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Drew Brees
5. Rob Gronkowski
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>>68604784
>2. Andrew Luck
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>>68604784
>Gronk
>respected
Hes good but hes a fucking tool m8
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hey popo, would you wear this? I was in a goodwill store and this was at the end of a clothes rack
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>>68606069
no i'm in favor of breast cancer
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>>68606396
You are literal breast cancer in my titty.
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>>68606430
thats' disgusting. whats wrong with you
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>>68606430
>>68606440

fuck moot for letting this board become a complete pile of shit

im going to reddit. At least they have actual discussions
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>>68563630
you don't get a multiplier and even if you did going into a scandinavian prison system would cancel it
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>>68606506
nice trip
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>>68604784
Fitz
Riley Cooper
Watt
Brees
Oni
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Type "COOOOOOP" to wish a happy birthday
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>>68606676
hbd
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>>68606676
COOOOOOOOP
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Guess your team's starters

Carr
Murray/Washington
Olawale/Reece
Cooper
Crabtree
Holmes
Roberts
Hansley
Walford
Smith

Penn
Osemele
Hudson
Jackson
Howard

Mack
Williams
Ward
Edwards Jr.
Irvin
Malcolm
Heeney
Aldon / Calhoun

Amerson
Smith
Nelson
Joseph / Carrie
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>Packers second-year QB Brett Hundley has "inspired total confidence in his coaches" after a solid OTA/minicamp season. This showed up especially when the Packers let incumbent backup Scott Tolzien leave for Indianapolis without a fight. Per beat writer Ryan Wood, Hundley's competitiveness "has blown away teammates and coaches." On the field, he has shown a "live, powerful arm" and "his grasp of the offense is clear."

>According to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, third-year WR Jeff Janis "continually beat" the Packers' first-team defensive backs on deep passes during OTAs and minicamp. The Journal-Sentinel names Sam Shields, Damarious Randall, and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix as Janis' burn victims, all of whom are high-quality starters in a pass defense that last year ranked No. 6 in Football Outsiders' DVOA. Beat writer Ryan Wood believes "Janis is coming," and states he "has a real chance to carve a role" in the Packers' passing game if Janis cuts down on his mistakes. At this point, we'd deem Janis the favorite for Green Bay's No. 3 receiver job ahead of Davante Adams and Jared Abbrederis.

Yay.
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>>68606965
Newton

Cam is all the Panthers need fâm
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>>68607034
t. Cam "God" Newton
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Heh
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>>68607013
There is no reason Janis and Abberderis shouldn't share time. Both were very hot and cold, who ever shows up game day should get the green light. Adams should just leave his helmet in the locker room, give montegomery the role over him please McCarthy, Adam's only talent is complaining about pass interference.
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>>68607109
>implying the MVP isn't good
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Why won't the Packers win the Super Bowl this year?

inb4 'because 4th quarter Seahawks'
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>>68607172
I never said he wasnt good, but he got seriously overhyped after one good season and couldnt live up to it when it mattered.
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>>68607198
yeah, he and the Panthers O-line especially dropped the ball in the Super Bowl
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>>68607196
Because the Packers in their modern form can only win one ring per QB.
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I'm ready for some football.
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>>68607232
So Rodgers is done?
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so since Cam Newton now has 3 receivers that are 6'5 will he stop throwing over their heads?
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>>68607196
because you can't expect more than one hail mary a game, even tho Rodgers is GOAT. Packer's defense chokes so hard late in the game it is spectacular. Their only hope is get up by 30 by half time. See 2010 for proof. They SHOULD win, but don't bet on it.
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>>68607273
You're sing a different tune when Derek Carr is out for the season by Week 6
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>>68607278
It happened to Favre, it will happen to him.
>>68607315
No I won't because I am always happy.
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>>68607273
https://youtu.be/37-AlmNdESg
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>>68607370
https://youtu.be/HgYkFPuVcH0
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>>68607543
you can miss me with that shit
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>>68607315
>chiefposters don't know about Based Carr's messiah-like healing powers

You can't hurt him for more than a day, let alone a whole season
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>>68603135
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>>68607543
>that QT on the end
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>>68607622
You should always take everything a tripfag says as absolute truth.
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https://youtu.be/JqXfjp4Yls8
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>>68607683
i have over 700 matches on tinder
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>>68607822
I didn't need these feels
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>>68607822
Oh that hurts.
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>>68607822
Jesus Christ I teared up
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>>68607894
>>68607894
>>68607894
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>>68607913
>5 posts early
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>>68607822
That's fucking sad desu
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>>68607822
Looks like a man in drag 2bqhwy
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>>68607822
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>>68607913
Kys
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Correct thread
>>68608072
>>68608072
>>68608072
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