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The greatest country in the world is playing another Mexican country for the world championship of soccer in just over eight hours.
This is the place for all pregame predictions, banter, and racism.
>>68532626
>predictions,
5-0 USA USA USA
>banter, and racism.
I don't know anything about Ecuador except that they eat guinea pigs, so build wall.
>>68532626
BUILD THAT WALL
>>68532626
You guys play football?
Please be upstanding for the national anthem of Ecuador:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes
>you now remember Sash!
I'm hoping for a blowout but I'll take a 1-0 or 2-0
>Mfw we lose 2-1 in the last 10
>>68533287
This was never a thing in the US
>>68532626
>one nation under god
>god
>>68533260
Yeah, obviously. We win the owl every single year.
>>68533426
>one nation under Brussels
>>68533446
Well at least Brussels does exist
>>68533426
It's not that Americans still believe in God. It's that God still believes in America
>>68533426
Allah is a god.
I'm honestly expecting a US win by 2-1
This is the best known artist from Ecuador btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NecoBo0BhEk
>>68533426
>One nation under Allah
>One nation under Merkel
>One nation under Germoney
>>68533426
>allahu akbar
>>68533541
This pretty much.
>>68533635
Allah is just an arabic word for god
Didn't the US play Ecuador a few months ago and lose in Ecuador then blow them out in the States a week later?
Or was that Guatemala?
>>68532626
1-0 Ecuador
>>68533752
kek No
>>68533742
Guatemala.
We played Ecuador three weeks ago and BTFO them then.
>>68532626
Im rooting for you US, but tonight i think you are losing. This Ecuador its not an easy team
According to the episode of whichever one of Anthony Bourdain's shows where he goes to Ecuador, Ecuadorians put ketchup on ceviche
Truly, they are worse than ISIS
>>68533880
kechup is acceptable on burgers, fries and not much else
>>68533795
Better than Venezuela?
>>68533795
We literally just beat them.
I literally can't believe that it's finally coming home. Amazing, absolutely amazing.
Memexico 3- Chiel 1
USA 2 - Memecuador 1
Somehow both teams meme their way into the final for maximum conmecuck butthurt
>>68532626
what part of america are you from lads?
>>68534172
Coming what? The cup?
>>68534496
commiefornia
>>68533880
Bourdain is Based
>>68534598
Same
>>68534496
The land beyond the wall
>>68534575
That and the world soccer championship.
>>68534645
We call that Mordor
>>68534496
Pistolvania
>>68534647
>unironically believing this
HAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68532828
>5-0 USA
>>68534768
You're right, too low. 7-0 USA.
Someone post a gmt for this match
>>68535100
0230 I believe
>>68535100
here is 22:30, so it should be 01:30 GMT
>>68534647
>the world soccer championship.
>soccer
O SAY CAN YOU SEEE
>>68533394
True. Encore un fois was a thing in like 96 though. I had the cd.
>>68536319
Also, I'll be looking for the non-wall comfy thread for this match later, but have no faith it will exist or will stay comf if it does.
>>68534496
Reno 911
>>68536319
http://youtu.be/rXxaS65XM_0
>>68534496
Argentina
>>68536971
That's not in America
>>68533446
kek
>>68533515
KEK
>>68533568
SHIIIIIIEEEEEET
What time is the game? Is there another game tonight as well?
>>68543604
6:30 PST tonight
>>68543674
>PST
9:30 real time you mean.
>>68534090
And with some of our sub/reserves players too.
>>68543674
Thx
>>68544411
Yessir. I just don't assume everyone else lives in the only time zone that really matters and just wanted to be informative.
CONCACAF >>>>>>>> CONMELEL
>>68533426
>God save the Queen
>>68532626
Does this copa suck as much as the euro's?
>>68544942
Not at all
>>68544942
No it's actually chock full of hilarious outcomes, goals, and memes.
Please win so I can go to the semis vs Messi.
>>68543674
PDT, brah
I'm on MST, which is the same as PDT when daylight savings is in effect
Inb4
>USA BTGOs ecquador
>everyone puts all their money on Argentina
>IRS arrests Messi for tax evasion
>USA wins
FFFFFFIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTT
Can't wait for ecuador to BTFO of us tonight we need to get rid of this meme coach and drop bradley for someone more competent he is literally a clown. Seriously it's 2-0 Ecuador wins and bradley does something stupid to help them
Valencia scores 1 before half
>>68545771
Ecuador is shit and so are you you unamerican communist faggot. We're throwing you over the wall with the spics.
4-0 America
>>68545711
AND WINNNNNN
>>68545851
>4-0
even as a joke that's so far a stretch it's absurd you'd be lucky getting 1
costa rica let this shit country win and the ref made sure of that
Fuck america
>>68545942
You have to go back.
>>68545682
>Jara sticks finger up messis hole.
>Messi passes out
>Usa wins
>This is the place for all pregame predictions, banter, and racism.
Cringe
>>68546166
>Argie trying to act white
Cringe indeed.
>>68546166
Reddit's two doors on your left.
Should I watch this or NBA finals?
>>68546238
If you know the place, why aren't you there
>>68546241
>2016
>finding entertainment in ape hoop
Anon pls
>>68546264
Because I belong in the place where people want walls built to keep your kind where they belong.
>still 4 bongs away
Send help
>>68546418
Yes, r/4chan is in reddit son
>>68546418
You don't realize that putting le racism in the OP and spouting these cringy posts makes YOU reddit, do you?
Can you imagine memes in USA - MEXICO final?
>inb4 USA already building wall
>Mexico makes it over the wall
etc
I'm American and I hate Americans like this guy >>68545851 and also hate Americans like this guy >>68545942
Where are the good Americans. Fuck
>>68546566
>INS deports their team and they're forced to forfeit
That would be world class banter.
>>68546585
>virtue signaling to impress third worlders on a laotian finger painting newsgroup
Does your father know you're a faggot?
CUANDO ME FUI A NUEVA YORK
>>68533795
US literally beat Ecuador 1-0 right before Copa proper. They are the slight favorites.
USA fans are cancer to CONCACAF, gonna have to cheer for Ecuador in this one.
>>68546685
DIOS MIO
AYUDAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68546738
Can't handle the American Outlaws™, Chewie?
>>68546738
Which is weird because literally every single CONCACAF fanbase hates Mexican fans ten times more than us.
>>68546585
Just ignore them senpai, they went too hard on memes. Hopefully they can recover.
>>68546685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADv9TQLV1-0
Going to pick up some food for the game in a bit. What should I get lads?
>>68546889
Double bacon cheeseburger, chili cheese fries, six pack of budweiser. But make sure it's the budweisers with American flags in them they're selling right now.
>>68546889
Why fight the meme, brother? Take it back as you feast on a cheeseburger right off the grill.
>>68546833
Itd be the same for the US, but other teams can actually beat you to make up for it. Never go quiet friend, keep talking to raise awareness of autism.
Should I go to the soccer bar here in DC on my own to see the game or should I stay home with sp and drink alone like I do for every game?
>>68546949
Remember when you needed our help to even get into the WC in a confederarion with only two teams? Good times.
>>68546987
If it's a worth a shit soccer bar, you've absolutely gotta go. Just be sure to preparty, buddy. You'll be doing your wallet a favor.
I BELIEVE
>>68547009
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFREXbDG_Qc
>>68546987
Enjoy the game at the bar. Wish I had one close to me, nothing but good camaraderie.
>>68546987
You're not drinking alone, you're drinking with us bro.
>>68547025
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>68546987
Go with you gf.
you do have a gf right anon?
>kickoff at 9:30pm
are you fucking kidding me
fuck the west coast, reminder we should nuke that gayville
>>68547009
>losing to Guatemala
Topkek, as they say
>>68546738
>Trinidad and Tobago final corner.webm
Mexican fans are the literal worst, and no one is under any illusion about it.
>>68546987
>in DC
but the best bars are in northern virginia, spics dont live in DC
>>68547041
>mexico goes to new zealand dragging their feet and dignity with them
Yup, sounds like Mexico.
>>68547143
>US fan claims to have BTFO Ecuador in their friendly game
>1-0 with poor performance
Yep sounds like the US
>>68546889
Chinese food.
>>68547108
I would go to nova but I don't have a car and fuck the metro I don't want to catch on fire or get stabbed
This bar is 2 blocks away from me and is apparently a good soccer bar
>>68546889
BBQ
>>68547200
If the performance was poor why did the US win playing subs?
>>68547214
Who's the blonde?
>>68547301
>muh subs
Do you remember at what minute they scored, friend?
>>68547409
Ecuador? I remember them not scoring at all.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>>68547428
Your own team, buddy.
>>68547482
Round about the same time your team scored against Venezuela, a team with players that don't even have food.
>>68533941
Yeah Ecuador is better than Venezuela. VZ have played the tournament of their lives but they won't beat Colombia.
>>68547513
Mexico was playing bad the first half, its different. Only reason I brought up the US-Ecuador friendly was because an autistic US fan thought they "destroyed" them.
LAND OF FREE
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OUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>68547536
We did destroy them. They're tied for the lead in CONMEBOL qualifying and not only did we outplay them the entire game and win, we did so with our D team.
>>68547063
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Why are these threads srill going on during the Euros.
Pathetic
>>68546949
>implying US fans throw piss and trash at opposing players
fuck off m8
>>68547520
Vzla's best tournament was Copa America in 2011. They got to the semifinals and almost manged to make it to the final
>>68547607
i fucking hate this chant
neckbeard us fans need to quit trying to force emotional chants. come up with something funny at least
>>68547721
it's only banter ;^)
they even throw it at announcers. Ian Darke got covered in it. During Liga MX Finals if the opposing team scores and the announcers screams goal like he's supposed to, they get covered in piss and vomit too.
>>68547598
cringe
>>68547770
Well yeah obviously they play hard. They want to stay where they can get food and toliet paper for as long as they can. Lots of motivation.
>>68547788
I'm sorry you have such a hard time accepting reality Panamad. I suppose if I lived in a malaria infested third world jungle I'd find comfort in escaping into fantasy too.
>>68534090
>>68546720
Bros, a friendly match its never a point to compare a serious match
>>68547798
I know you're trying to be funny (you're not), but I just want to point out that almost all of the venezuelan players play (and live) abroad (and some of them weren't even born in Venezuela)
>>68547844
Even if it isn't it's pretty obvious to everyone USA is the better team even if it were on a neutral field. And it ain't. The US has lost in Seattle exactly once ever.
>>68534496
Oklahoma, my friend.
>>68547844
absolutely true.
>>68546889
You can't go wrong with fried chicken and vanilla ice cream
>>68547861
Oh I see now, your the Venezuelan Maduro supporter who lives in Panama because even Panama is better than your communist hellscape of a homeland. I know you from /int/.
When are you going back?
>>68547830
don't you have a mass shooting to go die in?
>>68547844
Agree with chilebro
>>68547878
I wouldnt say US is obviously better, both seem equal
>>68534496
Arizona
>>68547776
>that flag
>that post
you forgot to put on your UK proxy
>>68533880
Ketchup makes ceviche better honestly
>>68547958
I wonder if people pathetic enough to do that exist
>>68547983
do you realize where you are m8?
GO USA WIN THIS GAME
So many soccer points do we need to clinch the divisional title?
>>68547926
Nah, I don't associate with buttfucking beaners such as yourself. It's pretty safe when you stay away from them as it turns out.
>>68547978
gross
>>68547978
>ecuadorian cuisine
>>68547937
>I wouldnt say US is obviously better, both seem equal
Then you're delusional. But again, even if that were the case, they don't win in Seattle. No one wins in Seattle.
>>68532626
Why is this on at the same time as the NBA Finals? Do they not want people to watch?
>>68547776
>hey anon why are you so quiet?
>how come you wont chant with the rest of us anon?
>>68547878
>Even if it isn't it's pretty obvious to everyone USA is the better team
It really isn't, we're more or less on the same level as Ecuador
>>68547776
I just want our fans to chant "You're just a shit Guatemala" at the Mexicans every now and then.
Why does the US playing soccer make the rest of the world so mad?
>>68548090
We aren't and again see
>>68548055
>>68544411
>>68544631
EST is the best timezone you dumb cunts
>>68548165
NO PUEDE SERRRRRRRR
>>68548038
>>68548043
Maybe the ceviches youve tried are different than here. Anyway, its a matter of taste
>>68548165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoL8yFP350
music for this match
>>68548212
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68548200
Because we're better at it than them at 2% effort and they know if we ever even put forth ten percent effort none of them will ever win anything again.
Imagine how terrifying a thought that is when you only have one sport.
So, who US/a/ here?
>>68548206
>the city of your reading comprehension
>>68533880
Kek
need a big strong peruano to reply to this post RIGHT NOW
>>68548241
Right here f/a/m
>>68548281
El PeruAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68534496
Tejas
Check em
>>68548069
>Implying the rest of the world cares about NBA finals
They pretty shit desu senpai
>>68534496
Miami
>>68548069
>niggers
>people
>>68548310
I have some friends that care about them. Though they will be mainly watching tonight's futnol match
>>68548241
Re/a/dy to liberate the shit out of Equator
>>68548076
even with all that face paint I can tell she's a chicanoshit
>>68548242
Oh sorry I was thinking the game started at 6:30 est and you were posting the time for pst
Are Ecuador worthless commies like Venezuela or freedom loving like Colombia?
USA could unironically win the copa
look at the dogshit teams left
>>68548370
How can other bikini flags even compete.
Why would anybody outside the US want us to win?
>>68548464
They have taste?
>Move to singapore
>Cannot watch any copa games since its on working hours for me and I work in a lab
I did watch my glorious Peru score a goal with the Hand of Inti tho.
I get my play by play from some websites and /sp/
>>68548422
Something in between
I BELIEVE
>>68548426
>this flag
>this post
Is every Englel post b8??
>>68532626
>amerilards
>>68548495
Based Singabro.
>>68548426
They could face >us in the next round
slightly less than 3 hours until kickoff. hold me /espee/
>>68548464
Maybe they just want us to feel proud of ourselves and confident so they can kick the shit out of in the World Cup
>>68548426
>Ecuador is first in SA qualifiers
>Chile is the last champ
>Argentina
>All the teams left but Venezuela have played on the World Cup
We were fucked from the beginning.
>>68548498
There is nothing "in between" communism and loving freedom. If you don't love freedom, you're on team communism.
>>68548281
hey there
>>68532828
Ecuador is a pretty cool country. Did a month of studying abroad there. I saw someone get murdered tho so there's that. Guinea pigs taste good. And the galapagos islands kick ass. They also drink pabst blue ribbon and 40s alot. I ordered $1 40s at local taverns alot.
>>68548521
We're going to arrest Messi before the game for dodging taxes, it'll be fine.
>>68534496
Baja California
Winner of this game will have 2 more days of rest than the winner of Argentina/Whoever they're playing.
Could be a big advantage.
>>68534496
The puppet state of Colombia
>>68548545
On one hand, their President is one of those "fuck the yanquis imperialistas" populist wackos who blames America for everything and accuses domestic political opponents of being American puppets.
On the other hand, their official currency is the US dollar. It's a little confusing.
>>68548521
I am rooting for Venezuela
>>68548545
Sure bud
>>68548569
Where did you stay? Guayaquil?
If the US wins, whos their likely opponent? And will they be playing at Soldier Field next round?
>>68548631
ARGENTINA YOU DUMB FUCK
>>68548631
Argentina unless Venezuela pulls off the meme magic.
>>68548624
>On the other hand, their official currency is the US dollar.
>mfw this is real
Jesus christ Ecuador, get your shit together
>>68534496
Shootcago, hoping the US wins here so I can see them in the semis at Soldier Field. Already planning to look to buy tickets.
>>68548587
Argentina have two days less of rest for the next match (although their last game was Bolivia)
>>68548624
>On one hand, their President is one of those "fuck the yanquis imperialistas" populist wackos who blames America for everything and accuses domestic political opponents of being American puppets.
All I needed to know. I don't like them, they sound like dindus.
>>68548666
They won't be playing at Soldier Field if they win
>>68548702
That's how every single spic country is.
Except for Colombia, they're cool guys.
>>68548664
We switched to the US dollar in 1999 becuase of severe inflation.
>>68548702
He'll be gone next year.
Not all of us share his opinion
>>68548731
Aren't the semis at Soldier field though?
>>68533880
Wut? I am of Mexican descent and I eat it like that all the time.
>>68548749
>He'll be gone next year.
That's not how populism usually works m8.
>>68548626
Ecuador I was in Quito
Galapagos I stayed in a hostile near the Darwin emporium.
>>68548761
>Mexican
>Ceviche
So? Ceviche is Peruvian and they dont eat it with ketchup.
>>68548624
>implying the Monroe doctrine is not a thing
>>68548745
Costa Rica isn't like that, or Chile, or Belize.
>>68548758
Just for whoever wins the other quarter finals group. The US would play somewhere else
>>68548805
It's a thing, but the whole "everything is America's fault" routine is getting a little old. With the way some of your presidents go on, I feel like the average South American could show up late for work and find some way to blame it on Washington
>>68548805
The Monroe doctrine is to keep Yuropoors out of the western hemisphere, not a fucking desire to control South America for ourselves.
If we did want control South America we would and it wouldn't be so shit.
>>68548790
And you saw someone getting murdere there?. You must have lived in a very rough part of the city.
>>68548794
Yeah and in every single place it must cooked and eaten exactly the same, sure
how many bongs?
>>68548790
No wonder you saw someone get killed. Quito is full of uncivilized mongrels. Might have to do with the lack of oxygen due to the height.
>>68548794
Yes we eat ceviche here quite a lot it's actually one of my favorite dishes
>>68548876
>If we did want control South America we would and it wouldn't be so shit
Kek, no. When we did control parts of South America it was as bad as ever because we have no interest in the people, only how we can bleed the country dry and make money
>>68548884
>>68548903
It was in front of a night club. 3 guys were stomping on some guys head. No way he lived.
>>68548930
>When we did control parts of South America
Except we didn't. We controlled Panama, and no it wasn't shit. In fact it isn't even that shit now. Know why? We were there.
>>68548833
Well shit. Oh well. Go USA
>>68548884
>>68548912
How do you eat ceviche with ketchup? sounds horrible.
>>68548947
Yeah, I guess I was thinking of Central America, my bad
>>68548965
That's a good thing. The US plays like shit at Soldier Field.
Might be because it's always 2/3 empty.
>>68548968
Don't knock it until you try it. Hell, put a little mayo on the tostada underneath, and its even better.
>>68548982
Literally only Panama in Central America too. Costs Rica has been our bros forever but we don't control them.
Surprise surprise Costa Rica is ridiculously nice, safe, and even has a shit ton of money by LA standards.
>there is no extra time in COPA, instead it's straight to PENALTYS
da fuck?
>>68549015
I'm sure we've backed other countries and dictators officially unofficially in Central America to reap the financial rewards. We do it all over the world
>>68548464
The only countries that don't love America are the ones that don't have internet
>>68548876
Do you guys ceriously think the states dont control SA? Imperialismo is a real thing.
The states has fucked every country in its continent. Its not wonder why everyone but them is fucked.
>>68549044
Literally why?
>>68548989
Or the turf. Im a Bears fan I know.
>>68549087
CHI
>>68549067
Doesn't mean we control them. If the other half of the civil war or insurgency is being supported by the Soviet Union or Cuba you can hardly say we have control. It's by definition an uncontrolled situation, hence the conflict.
Yankee imperialism is a real thing, but that's just what a stronger country does to a weaker country, the world works that way. Believe me, if argentina (or any other country) could do it we would without a second thought, just ask paraguay.
Most people whining about american pigs are just jealous they can't do it themselves and come of as pathethic.
>>68548968
I don't put mayo on it only mayonnaise in the tostada and a spicy salsa with aguacates on top
Can Latin Americans ever banter with the US without going "muh open veins"?
>>68549104
CHA
>>68549087
Influence does not mean control, learn the difference. If the US had control of these countries there wouldn't be revolutionary marxists in every single one of them turning all the countries into liquid shit constantly.
Conflict means these countries are not under control. If they were they would function.
>>68549158
RITO
>>68545942
>Fuck america
TRIGERRED
Maldito indio de mierda
i really want USA to win this game and the entire tournament. but for the sake of my bet can they definitely do it tonight in 90mins lads?
>>68549151
Sadly no. I fucking hate that.
>>68549145
*I don't put ketchup on it*
Guys I'm nervous. 2 hours to game time and I want to take a nap but I'm too keyed up. Soothe me, boys. I want to be told nice things.
>>68549200
I
I BELIEVE
>>68549201
Hey Tico, thanks for beating Colombia. That was some top tier broship. High five. Have an Imperial on me.
>>68549151
Sometimes they say we don't know anything about soccer and then we point out that soccer is shit and only third worlders care about it. Then that circle goes around for awhile.
>>68549174
Once our guy gets in power we have control of the country. The decisions being made align with our interests. If they don't, he's gone. How do you not see that?
>>68549201
Costa Ricans best Ricans.
Literally the only LA country without a victim complex or propensity to make excuses for their own fuckups in regards to the US. You guys are cool, shame you couldn't move on.
Lineup pretty much confirmed
>Orozco
Why the fuck is he in this team?
>>68549246
>Once our guy gets in power we have control of the country
>how can you not see that?
Because I actually know what I'm talking about and if you think any of these scenarios could be called stable outside of maybe Brazil (which coincidentally was the one we didn't have shit to do with) then you need to go study up.
>>68548968
I dont know about mexico, but ceviche here its prepared differently than in peru. Here the ceviche has more ingredients and (including tomato) and is served in a bowl, like a soup (in the sense that it has more liquid). I put a bit of ketchup and mustard because it adds more flavor, and it goes well with it. Seek an ecuadorian restaurant (im sure there are a few) and see it for yourself. Ask for plantain chips too
What are you all doing while waiting for the match to start? I'm tending to my memes since i lost my folder a couple of weeks ago
>>68549313
I read this book about all of the Latin American Governments the US has been involved in to varying degrees a few years back. I just don't remember the specifics. We've had fingers in just about every pot though is the main point
>>68549344
The fuck are you saying about my musicfu?
>>68549382
Open Veins?
>>68547101
That's the day I lost any respect for them.
Tha was just disgusting.
>>68549382
And so have the Societ Union and Cuba, that's my point. If you have two sides acrively engaged in violence and espionage you have a conflict. Conflicts are not completely controlled by either side. One side may have 70% of the control at the height of its power and 30% as it ebbs the other way, but neither side has full control.
>>68549408
I'm not sure honestly
>>68549344
how do you lose an electronically stored folder?
>>68549344
Playing Heroes of Might and Magic 2 and getting warned by the mod for isulting Islam in a Euro thread.
Go figure.
>>68549474
recently started experimenting with linux so yeah, i fucked up.
>>68549344
listening to brazillian emo music and watching my team play
>>68549531
But your team is out bro. Or did you mean league?
>>68549474
It happends usually using the CLI
>>68549508
create an alias for rm to ask for permission, for the next time
>>68549229
>>68549272
Pura vida!
>>68549531
post emo/alt bunda!
>there is no extra time
One of you southern fuckers explain this shit
>>68549550
br league
>>68549595
What do you mean by that?
my conservative prediction is:
USA 23 - MECOADOR 0
![13179346_1369912209702528_2227831798429194907_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yGchYwe.jpg "13179346 1369912209702528 2227831798429194907 n[1]")
>>68549550
yeah league, Corinthians x Fluminense
>>68549567
>>68549627
Why is there not extra time?
>>68534496
Santa Cruz
>>68549602
>>68549636
Wow. Didn't your league take a break? Seems like it started up again awfully quick.
>>68549627
I think he meant why is there no overtime. It goes straight to penalties. It's not like there's an answer to the question though. It's stupid
>>68549644
But why are you saying that there isn't extra time?
>>68549666
He means overtime.
>>68549531
I didnt know Brazil had emo music, I thought it was all bunda music, is it emo bunda music? pls respond
>>68549652
No, they don't take breaks, because we have lots of tournaments, we have state tournament before the national one... So they don't have time.
Its awful, because we lose our players to NI in international tournaments. So if you have a good team your players will be call to NT and you are fucked
>>68549666
>The next 90 minutes -- the match will go straight to penalties if it's tied after regular time, as is customary at Copa America
http://www.espnfc.us/team/united-states/660/blog/post/2894754/can-united-states-show-it-has-learned-from-world-cup-exit-against-ecuador
>>68549693
Any place with that many hot women is bound to have a lot of those that suffer from >tfw no gf. Emo music is a logical result of that situation.
>>68532626
>One nation under God
>>68549724
That means there's no overtime. Extra time refers to the extra time added at the end of each half
>>68549715
That's fucking dumb. And why the hell do you have state tournaments? Who gives a shit about that?
>>68549749
I want to know WHY
Why does COPA do this?
>>68549657
>>68549684
But there is extra time.
Oo groups stage there isn't, because is made by points. (win=3, tie=1, lose=0). the 2 countries with more point in each groups pass
By now, the one who loses is out. So in the end of the match if is a tie, we have 30 min more of extra time. And then if still is a tie we have penalties
>>68549305
Zardes y la conchatumadre. That nigger is afraid of the ball, when will Klinsmann learn. Spinning Bradley seems quite right in that spot though
>>68549765
Are you sure? The other American seemed pretty certain there wasn't.
I want to believe huebro.
>>68549765
>we have 30 min more of extra time.
Doesn't seem to be the case. Everything says it goes straight to penalitys.
How many bing and bongs until the match?
>>68533515
good one anon
>>68549798
That's in the group stage only I think
>>68549765
Nope straight to penalties. Only final will have 30 mins extra time.
>>68549804
A las 9:30 wacho
>>68549810
Doesn't seem so.
>>68549804
1 burger, 18 fries.
>>68549344
do people actually put names on their memes? I just leave them with the original name.
>>68549825
>>68549835
thanks, I need to buy beer and shitty food, brb.
>>68549693
we had a hardcore/punk scene in the 90/early 2000 so a lot of "open" ground exists because punk is kinda dead.So there is some post-rock, emo, post-punk etc bands that cover their space, not very famous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P4tctiKOdk
>>68549873
Make sure you buy American beer and a couple cheeseburgers. It will help the meme magic.
>>68549753
I agree. We have a really long calendar. Players protested about this a lot. See below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7RjzBLSVdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmtOrk2iJlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE1b5Qq01Is
>Who gives a shit about that?
People over 50 and smaller teams supporters
But tbqh we are a really big country. For example in the sate of São Paulo we have: Corinthians, Santos, São Paulo and Palmeiras
All of them are libertadores and World winners. So our state championship is harder than some South American leagues
>>68549841
its easier to search for that one that you really want to post if you have LOADS of them, also sometimes the post gets funnier with a filename
>>68549305
4-3-3 again
Can I get a
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68549970
>orozco on montero's side
This seems like a horrible idea
what time is this game and on what channel pls
>>68549996
10 pm, Al Jazeera
>>68549982
"Doing what works is for faggots."
t. Klansman
>>68549996
1 bong. Fs1 or unimas
>>68549970
Those two Ayoví, are they related?
>>68549305
Orozco will be exposed
>>68550024
thanks fampai
>>68549996
8:30 ET
Well I was wrong
Orozco didn't start
This might have been even more of a moronic decision however
Us lineup
>>68550035
Yup. Jurgen is a retard.
Gg Ecuador.
>>68550049
Besler has played 45 minutes of LB for the USMNT. We're fucked.
>>68550035
Wtf is that really her?
Did she look that young when she first started out?
Do I watch this or NBA? Help me.
>>68550035
>those feets
>>68549797
>>68549798
>>68549813
Well, all the tournaments that i watched were like this, didn't know that this one doesn't have overtime. .. I searched for the rules and didn't find them in portuguese.
>>68550049
Oh thank Christ.
And no this is way better. Montero would get a hat trick against Orozco.
>>68550049
WTF besler is gona get torched.
>>68550035
>>68549992
Good news Orozco didn't start
Bad news is Besler is playing left back for what maybe the second time in his career
Over an actual left back too
>>68550116
Better to risk getting torched by someone not named Montero than Montero.
>>68549873
~do tell us what you ended up buying~
>>68550113
You really want a center back who has only 45 minutes of playing left back ever over an actual left back? One who starts in Liga MX?
>>68550049
>zardes
>pls no why
>>68549715
>>68549531
Gray Strawberry are fucking great.
what the fuck is this mexican dude on fs1 on about?
BRAD GOOSAHN
>all that discussion about eating ceviche with ketchup
Savages that do that should be put down like dogs.
>>68550049
Can Fabian Johnson even play as a right back?
>Besler
Please tell me he's played left back before
>>68550136
Why isn't Castillo starting?
What is everyone eating?
Im gonna go pick up Pizza, Wings and Beer famalam.
>>68550172
Something about fiestas or piñatas I assume
>>68550190
he sucks
>>68550173
>ceviche with catsup
Who does this?
I've only had with citrus. Usually equal lemon, lime and orange. Then some chilies, maybe a few extras, and the seafood.
>>68550185
Fabian played all 2014 as left back
Good at world cup but last time he played there he got exposed by a Championship player I think
Besler has for 45 minutes against Bolivia
>>68550185
For a grand total of 45 minutes.
Yedlin's red card really fucked the team over
>>68550161
I really don't wanr Orozco anywhere near the field, much less on Montero's side.
>>68550222
well i'm gonna hang myself now
we had a good thing going with this Centerback pairing, but Ledlin fucked our defense up
>>68550214
He's a better left back than Besler
Castillo wouldn't be my ideal choice but from people Klinsmann picked for this tournament he's the clear choice
Will Klinsmann be able to beat mighty Ecuador?
PULISIC WHEN
>>68550256
Not talking about Orozco
Talking about Besler now
Klinsmann couldn't make a decision without fucking up
How many games are in this round and who is in the group?
>>68550290
This is the knockout stages.
>>68550173
t.serrano
MATT
FUCKING
BESLER
AHAHAHAHAHAA
>>68532626
Ecuador scores in the fist 20 minutes
borefest till minute 80
USA gets a refball penalty at min 85
USA wins at penalties
>>68550265
Jurgen literally told him before the Guatemala fiasco in WC qualifying that it was his last chance. I doubt we see him start a major game again under klinny.
>>68550290
i think if we win this then we get the little gold trophy thing and become the best soccer team in the world
How much longer till the game?
>>68550338
exactly one bong till kickoff
>>68550338
An hour.
PST is the GOAT time zone
The world revolves around California. You all watch our movies, TV shows, listen to our music and want to walk talk and look like us. The USA economy would be nothing without us
You're lucky we don't CALEXIT
>>68550319
Thing was he was pretty good
Unlike Orozco who was shit but still made the original roster
And was the original backup left back
This shit is the biggest reason I want Klinsmann out
>>68550359
Please fucking do.
>>68550370
Castillo was not good.
Ecuador 3 - Americucks 0
>>68550370
shouldn't you be in /mls/ you american outlaw faggot
>>68550359
Please do. It would get rid of 90% of the homosexuals and 50% of chicanolards in this country.
>>68550385
He was the only non-diaster
Fabian's a lot better but he wasn't bad
>>68550389
What?
>>68550415
>He was the only non-diaster
Disageee. He was a disaster.
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>68550439
Are we talking about the same game here?
>>68533795
Texas is a big state
>>68550475
There are few times I'm seen him play when I wouldn't have called him a disaster.
45 mins before kickoff and the stadium is empty as fuck
What the hell us12s?
>>68534496
BEast Bay reporting.
Jordan Morris leading the supporters is actually kind of cool tbqh
USA 3-1 Ecuador
>>68550460
Sounds like batucada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uEpcfonkt4
>>68550654
Fuck off URgay
THE GUN STILL RATTLES
if Ecuador wins will Americans stop watching the Copa?
>>68550630
Yeah, shows he's a good sport
>>68550832
yup
>>68550832
A lot of them I'd assume
>>68550832
Nah, I want to see how memey it can get.
>want to cheer for USA cause CONCACAF
>want to cheer for Ecuador cus most USA fans are cunts
W-what do?
>>68550875
Max meme = USA advancing at every stage
>>68550832
what about the ones rooting for mexico
>>68550880
If you root for the US you're a bit of a cuck imo
Do what you want though
y las velas papi?
>>68550880
cheer for both to lose?
DONT FORGET TO CLAP MY FELLOW PATRIOTS
>>68550880
>Cheering for a conference
It's like I'm in /cfb/
>>68551090
it's in seattle, is that meme chanter going to be there?
Kyle Beckerman doesn't even lead wtf is this Fox is so shitty god dammit I can't believe we have to deal with this for 10 more years
CAN I GET A USA?
>>68551122
My sides will explode if he's shown
>>68551027
I know Mexico is superior, but we gotta stick together to improve
>>68550880
Build that wall.
START THE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYME
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>>68550880
>usa fans
>cunts
have fun with that urine shower at a ligaMX game
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PulisGOD when?
United statians, guinea pigs are not pigs, are more like rats
>>68550880
you should see Mexicunt fants
this is a knockout game?
>>68552014
We know, but thank you anyways
>>68552058
Yes desu
>>68552090
thanks
FFFFFIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTT
GAME THREAD
>>68552099
>>68552099
>>68552099
GAME THREAD
Ecuador has a groovy anthem
>>68550303
lol fucking faggot probably live in Urdesa
>tfw big ass house in Via La Costa
