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PRE MATCH THREAD - 1ST WORLD EDITION
1st for fuck Roj
Britain will come to a standstill in the next three and a half hours
3-0 to the mighty Engerlund
Bale OG, Vardy x2
>>68517978
Only England and Wales. Why should people in Scotland or Norn Iron care?
>>68517943
>England beats Wales
>"lol congrats, u beat literally who."
>England loses to Wales
>/sp/ explodes with keks
England will either gain nothing or lose everything.
Norn Iron love us
Scotland love to hate us(most of them probably took the day off work if they even have jobs to hopefully watch us lose)
Lads. Just seen the news. The police have confirmed that Sir Cliff Richard is not a nonce.
This is the boost the nation needed. Wales are getting raped this afternoon.
>>68518040
Hopefully he can now open the game by singing summer holiday
>>68518040
THREE CHEERS FOR CLIFFS LAWYERS
HIP HIP HOOOORAY
HIP HIP HOOOOOOORRRAAAY
HIP HIIIP HOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAY
>>68518050
Hyped for his big return to Wimbledon on one of the outside courts this year.
Also, who /journaliste/ here?
>Englels pretending to be Scottish or Welsh whenever they're losing
Can see it coming already.
>>68518089
we feel sorry for you anon
>mfw england and russia get kicked out and wales gets a bye into the quarter finals
it's coming back to the valleys boyos
>>68518013
this
>>68517943
CYMRU
Y
M
R
U
Excited to see Woy's masterplan for Bayol.
>>68518013
but the smell of victory is worth it.
>>68518089
I'm half Irish anyway so I can just shout COYBIG instead
We're used to damage control
does anyone else think Vardy isnt getting a game becus of the stuff off the pitch? how could woy justify NOT starting him after the season he has just had and the goal scoring form he was in with england before france
>>68518089
>Welsh sheep pretending they're people if Wales win or draw
>>68518174
lol who the fuck makes these pictures
>>68518190
Roy is an elitist. If Vardy had signed for Arsenal before the tournament then he would have a better chance of playing.
>>68518240
pretty sure roy was part of the reason vardy delayed his decision
its 2002 all over again
1000s of schools across the UK will be showing the game live today
HON THE CELTS
LÚ WILL GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY
>>68517990
norn iron is not in britain
Lads mums welsh dads Irish but born and raised in england who do I support
>>68518368
Scotland
>>68518346
it's not in britain, but it is british :)
>>68518346
its in/on the british isles
Ok I get it that England and Ireland has a long history of political and religious differences but wheres the banter between England and Wales?
>>68518368
Why don't you tell us, you spineless wanker.
>>68518368
where you were born ofc otherwise youre chicano tier
>>68518394
>>68518408
not an argument, neither are true
>>68517990
People in Scotland do business with the English.
For example, my mate is meeting with some management 'suits' today down in England and will have to sit in their meeting room for 2 hours while they watch the game together. If he celebrates when Wales scores, he'll probably end up sacked.
>>68518368
Sit on the fence and enjoy as a neutral.
>>68518409
It's all rugby based.
>>68518278
7am openings for the Sweden and Brazil game. They'd throw in a bacon roll for you as well if you got in before kickoff.
>>68518424
how is the second one not true its literally a fact
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles
>>68518432
>If he celebrates when Wales scores, he'll probably end up sacked.
it would be worth it
>>68518448
and from that same article...
>The term British Isles is controversial in Ireland,[6][14] where there are objections to its usage due to the association of the word British with Ireland.[15] The Government of Ireland does not recognise or use the term[16] and its embassy in London discourages its use.[17] As a result, Britain and Ireland is used as an alternative description,
read your own links you gobshite
More excited about this match than ours.
>>68518478
>objecting and refusing to recognise a fact means it doesnt exist
kek
KEK
exited for this game, gonna give the gamethread a miss as i always end up shitposting and not watching the game
THREE LINES ON THE SHIRT
JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING
The robots will be attending the match threads today goyim
>>68518507
This so much. I'll do a bit of shitposting until 12 then it's off to the pub where there's no wifi
After Britain left the EU, there will be only one Squad for the UK allowed to play.
>>68518501
>England : hurr dis is what we're going to call these islands
>Ireland : we're the second largest island and we don't like it, lets use a different term instead
>britshits : huur w do u h8 reality ireland it's a FACT ahaha we're going to keep using our retarded term anyway FACT
chris evans fuck off
WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES
>>68518527
hahahahahaha
Can we have a home nations tournament again once we leave the EU? Would be so based
>>68518531
the second largest island of what?
"the british isles (plus ireland btw)" ?
why aren't you watching the match with your mates?
>>68518109
The japs have bantz? Never seen this before...
makes me proud to be English
>GSTQ
>>68518570
Going to the pub with my dad m8
>>68518576
#respect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZlZ3NPhXI
>>68518576
fuckin frenchies
>>68518531
every one calls it the british isles, only your special snowflake country won't because it's so pathetically butthurt about centuries old shit it's entire sense of identity and reason for existing is to hate britain
I WILL NOT CEASE FROM MENTAL FIGHT
NOR SHALL MY SWORD SLEEP IN MY HAND
TIL WE HAVE BUILT JERUSALEM
IN ENGLANDS GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND
>>68518570
most of them dont like football
>>68518576
#toplads
>ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOMEITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME
>>68518576
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>68518109
But where is your face?
>>68518599
>having wankers for friends
>>68518599
how is that even possible?
>>68518599
>still having friends
I'm guessing you're not in your 30s yet
>>68518635
dunno m8 its just the sort of group im in
>>68518638
correct
>wales
Literally who?
only found out they exist from this thread desu
>>68518551
>the second largest island of what
MY SIDES
>>68518649
tfw 5'6"
>>68518551
>the second largest island of what?
of ireland and britain
>>68518649
DELETE THIS
>>68518661
the british isles desu
>>68518589
>every one calls it the british isles
nobody other than the brits do
>>68518660
JUST
>>68518661
so youre the smallest. out of 2 islands..
>>68518670
Sorry to break it to you but they do
>>68518683
That's not casher buddy
welsh/scots/norn should have separate flags
>>68518670
>Simple google
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CozbhIX5Y0E
>Buzzfeed
>Map includes Ireland
Literally noone says BRITAIN AND IRELAND you fucking spudsearcher
>>68518699
t. 11 year old
>yfw Woy picks the exact same squad and formation as last week
>yfw he leaves Vardy on the bench
>yfw Kane is still taking set pieces
>>68518667
it wont let me m8 sry. 4chan is fucked nowadays you cant just delete threads and posts right away.
>>68518551
>the second largest island of what?
>>68518548
They tried something without the England team a few years ago, it was an absolute failure.
Absolute state of the squads and check out the attendances:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Nations_Cup
>529 for Wales vs Northern Ireland
JUST
>>68518705
When is he losing his job?
>>68518708
I was just memeing you m8, it's cause I'm 5'9''
>>68518699
m8 the banter would be shit, how would we pretend to be scottish and shit on scotland?
>Vardy most likely in bench again
>>68518724
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>68518724
all but confirmed desu
fucking stupid
>we know what we are
>we know what we are
>we know what we are
>sheep-shagging bastards
>we know what we are
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466073697169.webm
>>68518702
>buzzfeed is his appeal to authority
why are the english so terrible at everything
>>68518683
>>68518722
Why does she pull back from the machine when she's about to piss?
>>68518717
Never, he should have lost it after Brazil but he's still there.
>>68518516
it's not even hot or attractive
i dont get why people get turned on by it
>>68518670
Yes they do because it's literally, geographically the British Isles no matter how much that triggers you.
>>68517943
VOTE NOW LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
Don't you idiots realise this is the worst game for Vardy to play in?
We will sit very deep, Vardy will have no chance of stretching us. As shit as Kane was against Russia, it'll suit him a lot better for getting on the end of crosses.
>>68518190
Maybe, bit Engurland can always be depended upon to make the worst decision possible under given circumstances.
The manager whoever he is always fields the worst formation possible, or the player most in form ends up getting sent off after two seconds for some stupid foul.
Its the same all the time every event. Engerland can always be relied on to fuck up, even when like now they have a squad that could easily win the Euro's if they were managed properly.
Vardy should be 1st choice after the season he has had, he is in form and lethal in front of goal, so what does woy or sven or any other fucking Engerlund manager do......bench him.
Never happen in Italia.
>>68518757
I only get turned on by the ones where the woman has no control
Will it be a shame to englel if they finish 3rd but manage to got to 16th?
why is wales even its own country, get your rowdy people in check england for christ sake
>>68518743
>Only Brits call it that
>Clearly they don't
The nomenclature of Great Britain and Ireland and the status of the different parts of the archipelago are often confused by people in other parts of the world. The name British Isles is commonly used by geographers for the archipelago; in the Republic of Ireland, however, this name is considered to be exclusionary. In the Republic of Ireland, the name British-Irish Isles is occasionally used. However, the term British-Irish Isles is not recognized by international geographers. In all documents jointly drawn up by the British and Irish governments, the archipelago is simply referred to as "these islands." The name British Isles remains the only generally accepted terms for the archipelago off the northwestern coast of mainland Europe.
Just give it up, Paddy
>>68518765
England managers prefer to pick on reputation or the club that they play for, rather than the ones that are in form. Same shit, different year.
>>68518793
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_in_Wales_Acts_1535_and_1542
Technically it isn't, but they like to think so.
>>68518409
we leave eng wales banter to the rugby anglosphere.
>>68518763
This. The anti Roy pleb brigade have 0 understanding of tactics
>>68518715
All matches were in Dublin so can understand why those fans didnt wana both have to travel for a glorified friendly
>>68518763
But meme magic?
>>68518811
What happened to him? Don't watch much rugby but he was the big hope at one point right?
>>68518819
woy pls get off 4chan youve got a game in 2 hours
>>68518822
It's a shame, as the idea's a good one, the logistics of it failed. I guess the UEFA Nations League will put paid to something similar happening ever again.
I bet on England winning the #Euro2016 and on Vardy being the top scorer
How fucked am I?
/WHO HERE NERVOUS/
>>68518844
>>68518844
Fucking loaded once the tournament ends and Sir Jamie of Vardy lifts the trophy
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>>68518761
>not a 100% 'It's coming home' outcome
How can people be this blind
>>68518844
why did you do this
England will lose 2-0
I am from the future and can confirm this.
Has anybody explained how substitutions work to Woy yet?
>>68518649
>tfw 6'5"
Here's how it's going to go down:
>england has lots of possession but no finish in the final third
>commentators start talking about 'desperately unlucky/it's going to be that sort of day for England/they just can't put their head over the finishing line
>Kane overblows every corner
>Smalling spaghettis and Bale scores from a wayward sideways pass deep in England half
>Go in 1-0 at half time despite England's supposed dominance
>Alan Shearer goes on a five minute rant about how they need to apply themselves and grab the chances
>Second half more of the same. England equalise in 75th minute
>/sp/ goes into meltdown and numerous God save the queen threads are opened
>Wales score winner in 92nd minute
>Alan Shearer dives out the commentary box and two footed lunge tackle Bale, breaking his leg
>Gets into a fight with Robbie Savage as Vardy starts kicking the shit out of anyone who has a y in their surname, including himself
>Mass hysteria as crowd fighting overpours onto the pitch, the likes that have not been seen since northerners waiting for greggs to open
>Entire field becomes a pulsating flesh field
>Perfect time for ISIS to strike
>Thousands dead
>Slaven Billic still commentating on the whole event whilst calling someone a motherfucker
>Euro's cancelled
Source: Sunday Sport tipster line
>mfw it's 0-0 or 1-1 after 75 minutes and Woy hasn't made any substitutions yet
I am from the future. However, I wasn't really interested in the Euros, so I can't tell you who won. Sorry. It was probably a dull draw or something.
Argentina won the Copa America, if anyone cares.
>>68518893
At least he's a friendly guy
Our coach is an asshole and he's TOO incompetent to be coach for our NT.
>Same Team as Russia
>Kane
Glad im working through this shit
>>68518914
>He brings on Milner
>>68518913
Can't wait.
I CAN'T WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Has anyone got that WEBM of that Russian fan wearing the "russia T-shirt" in the velodrome booting an English fan in the tummy (tummy lol) then getting knocked out in one?
>15 games so far
>no 0-0s
Book it
If Gareth Bale wants to go he says 'let's bale'
>>68518893
Engerlund substitution.
When Bales are winning 1-0 woy brings on Vardy with three seconds left hoping for a miracle. After playing 90 minutes with John Barnes in attack, brought out of retirement for these Euro's.
>>68507606
i highly recommend this thread lads
>>68517943
>Those haircuts
we've really moved on from the 00s aint we
>who /bale/ here?
>>68518964
here
>>68518927
Who would you want to replace Blind? Koeman's now out of the question, obviously.
I can understand vardy not staring woy but please bring HIM ON THIS TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'm about to lose my shit woy. I'm furious. I'm so close to leaving here and smashing shut up.
If Gareth Bale was a beer he'd be Light Ale
>>68518804
>repealed
>>68518962
what do you mean, they look like normal haircuts. what haircut do you like?
>>68518885
That was before i knew that vardy would play an astonishing amount of 0 minutes in the first game
>>68518974
Advocaat. Switch him to main coach and let Blind be his assistant. Right now it's the other way around.
even de Boer is a better choice than fucking Blind.
Unfortunately our KNVB will never admit their fuck ups so Blind will stay until the end of his term. We're likely going to miss the WC as well.
>>68517943
lalana
kek
>Have one striker who has terrorised defenders all season
Bench him
>Have one striker who any decent defender can keep quiet
REEEEE
>>68518999
Don't worry lad. We'll meme you to victory. I promise
Banana split
>>68519004
every year de boer is linked to epl teams but nobody ever goes for him. is he shit?
>>68518826
he ended up on strickly
Starting lineups when? I swear if he picks the same starting XI as the Russia game I'll book a plane ticket to France and rip Woys throat out with my fucking teeth
>>68518991
That fucking shaved side of the head then the embarrassing ace ventura style quiff
Literally 90% of people have it and it looks fuckin stupid
>>68519021
He just wanted to win one more season with Ajax yet his players failed horribly this year. (top kek)
I guess he's going to replace Koeman now? I dunnow where he's going.
![Aston-Villa-AVFC-Tim-Sherwood-Jack-Grealish-577230[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EnCRw95.jpg "Aston-Villa-AVFC-Tim-Sherwood-Jack-Grealish-577230[1]")
>>68519034
yeah i hate those too.
ok perfect team for eng now: sturridge dyer rooney alli kane
also drinkwater>rose.england, your coach is shit again. try german one
>>68519034
>>68519049
no such thing as a nice short back and sides with a bit of gel on top anymore xx
>>68518367
The Fall of France.
>>68519034
best hair
>>68519062
>>68519055
>sturridge
I'd rather have Milner than another "le cut inside and run into a defender man"
>>68519093
is he the missing link
>>68519095
Was rocking this bad boy when I went to Ibiza with the lads. Those were the days.
>>68519093
epic
>>68519092
fucking Scandinavians. all these nu male fag haircuts is why all your women want to sleep with arabs. get a manly haircut
>>68519055
>drinkwater>rose
They don't even play in the same position, you mong.
>>68519093
him and Hamsik makes black people look like Homo Sapiens in comparison
>>68519109
>manly haircut
What is this? Bald?
>>68519139
the finest testosterone barnet
>>68518516
Absolutely based, how can humans even compete?
England win if Roy plays this.
------------------------Hart
Walker-----Smalling----Cahill------Rose
----------Lallana-----Dier---Rooney
-------------------------Alli
------------------Kane----Vardy
But he won't. Roy will play;
------------------------Hart
Walker-----Smalling----Cahill------Rose
------------------Dier-----Wilshere
Lallana-------------Rooney------------Alli
------------------------Kane
FK taker: Kane
Corner taker: Kane
Throw in specialist: Kane
Substitutions: Whoever is motm for Milner at 60 minutes
>>68519109
>balding bale.jpg
>>68518516
Fucks sake. Defo glad im at work now
Put a cheeky tener on England.
>>68518409
Wales just have an inferiority complex
>>68519099
milner is more defensive and can into attack exept wing passes. main eng promlem that you had never creative player in team. like neymar.payet.etc. its imposible to win someting without skills.
also typical english football is- run run run winger passes to box so primitive that even shithole players from russia knows how to defend
>bookies giving me @6.5 odds for Wales to win
I don't think a Wales win is THAT unlikely
Should I?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2016_squads
>Republic of Ireland
>All play in England except some old fucker
Victory for England I think
>>68519198
Yeah, what do those professional bookmakers know
>>68519198
I would tbqh
>>68518670
everyone in the entire world does you thick cunt
>>68519198
I have it in with a few others on a long shot multi. Thought it was good value desu
>>68519215
Those professional bookmakers thought Portugal was gonna win. They were very sure of it.
I didn't.
Guess who's laughing now.
>>68519202
Aiden "Spartak Moscow" McGeady and David "Feyenoord" Connolly used to stick out like a sore thumb back in the day.
Not many League of Ireland players get the call whilst playing there, Jason Byrne may have been the last I think?
>>68519221
no, we just call it Grande Bretagne
>>68519225
Them. For all the times they were right.
Bookies always win in the end.
>>68518647
Is it a group pof mincers? I bet you're a southerner.
>>68519232
The country or the islands? We're talking about the geographical location not the political entities.
If Joe Fart fucks up again I want Pep to cast him to the reserves
>>68519156
>Lallana
>>68519237
That may be, but they won't win today.
GO WALES
THREE LIONS = THREE SHOTS IS ALL IT TAKES
>>68519156
this is correct
Only 1 other house on my street has their England flag up. Where did it all go wrong?
>missing work for this
I'm turly embracing the British lifestyle
>>68519232
Great Britain is just the island Britain I think
if it were to include Northern Ireland then it would be
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>68519241
They're basement weebs, and yeah I'm from London
Who /Little Britain/ and /IT Crowd/ here?
>>68519280
>having a job
No you're not
>>68519156
This is the forwards that will destroy any defence:
----------------------Rooney
-----------Kane/Vardy------Sturridge
>>68519273
do you live in bradford?
>>68519257
no it's just the big island with scotish and wales we call "grande bretagne" nobody will refer to ireland by grande bretagne, we also use "iles britaniques", good luck btw, tournament without england is not fun
Lads
What should I get for my lunch/snacks for the match
>>68519259
>no Richard Wright to take his place
depressing times
>>68519312
>iles britaniques
Paddy BTFO
>>68519317
lunchables desu
If england hadn't have sent all their big strong convicts away maybe they'd have produced some decent players by now
You now remember
>Darius Vassell
>>68519304
Nope.
>>68519334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxKgeojKJM
>>68519341
which paki town then
>>68517943
I'm hoping for an England victory, but I reckon that we will get memed.
>>68519317
Toast sandwich
>>68519334
You now remember
>David Nugent
1 CAP 1 GOAL
>>68519317
3 quid meal deal
>>68519327
What is this? I don't even.
>>68519352
Milton Keynes. Still supposedly 80% white.
>>68518367
what exactly are they supposed to be doing?
>>68519317
mushy peas and spotted dick
tea for drink
>>68519356
Feels just like the kind of game England will choke
>>68519366
Literal goat
CAM ON INGL'N
>>68519378
town with no identity, thats why
>>68519381
Anything except trampling eachother and walking into walls objects.
>>68519317
one of those oversized bags of beef monster munch and some buttered barms to put them on for based monster munch butties
>>68518368
>Lads mums welsh dads Irish but born and raised in england who do I support
Don't be a faggot and make a decision, its not difficult.
Who /ABE/ here?
>>68519387
Well I don't like it.
>>68519327
何?
put a cheeky 100 on a draw lads
>tfw got my rent money on Englel
DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU SHIT CUNTS OR ELSE I'M HOMELESS
>>68519399
>barm
you mean bap
>>68519418
Kek
>>68519418
you poor, poor fool
>>68518576
Is that another fake tweet?
COME ON ENGLAND
>>68519418
screencap this
>>68519418
the balls on this fella
Is this on toady?
I haven't seen any adverts for this, no one has even mentioned it.
>>68519327
>amerifats will defend this
>>68519418
you're in safe hands kiddo
>>68518576
He's a fucking gypsie
That kid would stab you in the back for 2 euros
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>>68519440
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
FUCK OF RUSSIA WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
>>68519312
>iles britaniques
autisitic paddy on suicide watch
>>68519327
wew
>>68519198
>Id give you 100 to 1
>>68519418
Hhaa.
Well I have a cheeky treble, Wales, Poland and Norn Iron wins.
>>68519427
baps barms same shit bruv
>>68519440
>mfw /pol/tard "brexittors" get cucked to the moon and back
>>68519473
I have a 7-leg multi and England is my last leg to fall through. Literally have $30 left to my name until next Thursday and rent is due Monday. I've already been breached so if I miss rent again, I'm 90% sure I'm getting evicted within the week.
>>68519460
>you have already voted in this poll
What, when?
>>68519418
post proof
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/russian-thugs-spat-unconscious-england-8187589
Banter
>>68519503
Post bet slip la
>>68519503
Why would you bet when you don't have comfortable savings?
>>68519503
Godspeed Oz. I will say a prayer for ye.
>>68519501
it was funny watching get btfo around referendum time
>>68519327
is that fucking ramen?
looks disgusting, why not just more chips
>>68519317
Halal snack pack
>>68519503
Sell some shit then ya duffa
>>68519503
do these
>>68519506
>>68519521
>>68519503
You only have an excuse to be in this situation if you're in inner-Melbourne/Sydney. Otherwise, an hero immediately.
>>68519521
>>68519524
>>68519527
Can't right now since my iphone4 is absolute shite but once I get home, I'll post in a game thread
Where are all the Welsh flags? Do they not care about this game?
>>68519418
Why would you bet on England??? You never bet on England for fuck sake!!!! That's like rule number one in betting.
>tfw if it's a win people will say its only Wales
>tfw if it's a loss "kekekekek englel losing to Bales boy lelelel" blasted across /sp/ for days
>tfw bet on Vardy to score and England 2-1
>tfw going to the pub so will miss half-time slagposting
I've lost before the games even kicked off
tfw born and raised englander with welsh dad and welsh as fuck name
lads i just found out that some nutters in wales think they're a real country how mental is that ahahaha
>>68519573
you can bet on them to lose to be fair
>>68519440
Glorious, reminds me of this.
>Roy playing the same team as vs. Russia
oh dear oh dear
hope england win
>how do you want your squad senpai?
>Just let Bayol score a brace on mez, make kane our striker that can't finish and Rooney who can't pass
>Say no more
>>68519565
Not sure if joking or retarded
Will be a draw
>>68519611
>>68519601
It's over lads, cash out.
>british "people"
WE'RE ENGLAND AND WALES
WE'RE ENGLAND AND WALES
FUCK OFF RUSSIA
WE'RE ENGLAND AND WALES
>>68519611
HAHAHA
>>68519611
Holy shit they are playing Sterling again. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>
Midfield will get rapes
>born in england to scottish family
>lived in scotland since 2 months old
>not a real scotsman
>not a real englishman
>>68519611
rooney played well
kane looks fatigued AF, should bring on studge or even vardy.
Sterling was fucking impotent all game, what is woy thinking
vardy better fucking play
>>68519611
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Unchanged from last game.
If Kane is taking corners again woy is gone.
>>68519645
no true scotsman
>>68519611
Fucking hell, it should be legal to shoot owls. ALL MY SALT
>>68519611
Would somebody please kill the Owl, he never fucking learns.
>>68519611
JUST PUT VARDY ON YOU IDIOT
>>68519611
Wales wins. Time to post puppers
It's sad that with all the talent emerging this year we still play the same old shitters
>>68519611
>no Vardy
What did he mean by this?
>>68519678
ROONEY THE GREATEST GOALSCORER OF ALL TIME (against san marino)
>sterling
fucking
why
we are literally going to get cucked by wales again
god fucking damnit
>>68519611
Fuck sake
>>68519611
>same lineup
JUST
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
WHEN WILL THE RAHEEM MEME END
Is this nice pupper?
>>68519697
Dank memes aside, he played well in that supporting role against Ivan.
>>68519727
is nice
I'm meant to be going to watch this with my mate and he said we should get to the pub at half twelve to guarantee a seat, he text me 10 minutes ago telling me he just got out of bed
fucks sake
remember to vote leave to get rid of the sponging scots
>>68519719
Please spend some oil millions on fixing an 'accident' for Woy.
who /cutepup/ here?
>>68519744
god bless the NEET life
>>68519705
Better than Milner, but I wish he could actually cross the ball and not shit himself and try to cut inside.
>>68519639
CANT WAKE UP
>>68519744
>getting there an hour and a half early to 'get a seat'
Christ
>>68519611
>Still no Vardy
>No Henderson at least
OH BOY HERE WE GO KANE TAKE CORNERS AGAIN
watch us need a goal and woy bring on his fucking favourite milner to be inept and useless as per fucking usual
This trusty pupper would help Englel choose better teams
>>68519753
Post more doggos
>>68519753
more woofta pics pls
lads i met a girl who shares all my interests but she's ugly
like, just ugly
she's not fat or anything, her face is just unattractive
why does god make people like this?
woy is a tactical dinosaur
just like the england rugby team we need a big strong foreigner to get the best out of our lads
Challenge all your powers to those brave dragons, lads.
>>68519788
Who cares if she's ugly?
>>68519764
>not having a pint and pre game banter
>minimising human interaction
>getting there 5 minutes before kick off and standing in a shitty corner of the bar with the screen obscured by some bellend who wont stop raising his hands for no reason
>>68519753
awww bless
So who will be the next Enland manager?
Pulis?
Big Sam?
Pardew?
There are no good English managers
Sticky when?
This pupper has all his savings on England. He is nervous to say the least.
>>68519788
how ugly we talkin, like unfuckable? can't be seen in public tier?
ENG:
1
Hart (G)
2
Walker
3
Rose
5
Cahill
6
Smalling
7
Sterling
8
Lallana
9
Kane
10
Rooney (C)
17
Dier
20
Alli
WAL:
1
Hennessey (G)
2
Gunter
3
N. Taylor
4
Davies
5
Chester
6
A. Williams (C)
7
Allen
9
Robson-Kanu
10
Ramsey
11
Bale
16
Ledley
>>68519788
for the manlets to be able to get laid m8. sucks for her but atleast she has a purpose
>>68519639
> Raheem Sterling hasn't been sent home to Somalia yet
>>68519805
OH MAN a rare flag
>>68519727
Korean soup
is puppersurf an athlete?
>>68519788
>her face is just unattractive
>why does god make people like this?
God doesn't. British isles do.
Who /evilpup/ here?
>>68519804
>wanting sticky for fast moving banter threads
How new are you?
>>68519805
RARE FLAG
A
R
E
P
U
P
P
E
R
>>68519812
wales playing 5-3-2, that their preferred setup?
>>68519788
Does she have a nice body? If so it doesn't matter what her face looks like
>>68519831
Yep
>>68519812
Joe <3
>>68519820
Yes. Surf's up pupper
Who /sleepypup/
>>68519831
actually 6 defenders kek
![english-bulldog-puppy-for-sale-909x1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jWXRwK3.jpg "english-bulldog-puppy-for-sale-909x1024[1]")
pepper your anus wales were going in dry
>>68519831
Wales are playing ?-BALE-?
>>68519825
shoo shoo evil pupper. This is nice pupper thread
>same team as the last game
>woyes
>>68519831
Why do Wales never get any shit for playing this wank defensive football? Imagine if england played like this? Holy shit.
![6d97d4b75b7ce4b86dc9a44b322e7c86[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gEcvqrY.jpg "6d97d4b75b7ce4b86dc9a44b322e7c86[1]")
>>68519855
>mfw 5-0
Build up is starting now on BBC2
>>68519788
I dated a girl like that for a couple of months, I think mainly to prove to myself that I'm not shallow. I used to walk in front of her a little bit in the streets so that I had plausible deniability in case someone I knew saw us together. I literally just tried to avoid being out in public with her as much as possible. In the end I just stopped answering her calls. So I guess I am shallow after all.
you are forbidden to post pictures of your doggos unless the picture is you petting them
>>68519878
Thats a happy pupper. This is sad pupper
WALES YOU ARE GETTING BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
Post your mfw when
England beat Wales
Russia beat Wales
England draw with Slovakia
Walea go out
>>68519810
gud luck pupski ;_;7
>>68519811
>>68519811
embarassed to be seen with and not arousing tier
>>68519873
It's not that defensive, it's just a setup to let Bale and Ramsey do whatever they want
>>68519845
/partypup/ here
>>68519884
pieces of shit like you should be buried 6 feet deep.
Can anyone explain why we aren't starting Sturridge?
The way we played against Russian was putting lots of balls across the box. Kane doesnt really seem like a poacher, and likes create his own space before hitting it. Sturridge seems ideal for that role.
Should play two strikers. Kane/Sturridge with Vardy as our super sub.
Fuck I hate woy.
>>68519884
Lol just because she's ugly? You should have been more honest when breaking up with her kek
Whales
>>68519905
Whats her body like
>>68519259
Poop supposedly wants to get rid of him even though he's money for club
>>68519645
>A dog born in a barn
Might as well be a paki
>>68519913
>3 cbs and 2 fullbacks is not defensive
ok m8
I'm thinking 4-1 to the Ingerlund
Wales are shite, but Bayol might grab a consolation goal at some point
Rooney is going to get exposed in this game. Against Russia's second string midfield he was getting closed down far too often, he's going to have even less time in this game against a proper midfield.
Why do Euroshits think its okay to play this game while Americans are either sleeping or going to work? Very, very disrespectful.
>>68519905
there's nothing you can do. take comfort she doesn't actually share in your interests, because if she did, she'd take an interest in not being so goddamn ugly
>Rio and Hartson wearing the same clothes
>>68519925
[whalesong intensifies]
>>68519927
[spoiler] has no boobs, completely flat chest. very short,[/spoiler]
>>68519918
because muh rooney
i know he's been decent the last couple of games but it comes at the expense of the players around him
>>68519884
You're not just shallow, you're actually a horribly person and insecure. Shallow in and of itself isn't a bad thing.
>>68519937
>amerifat with no interest in the games enters thread purely to shitpost
Sad!
>>68519946
she sounds unsalvageable m8, don't get involved
>>68519946
Just post a pic la, black out the eyes if you want
>>68519918
i'd be alright with sturridge in for sterling tbf, but vardy would be better - sturridge is a bit lazy and can go missing, not useful in a game like today
>even though Wales are playing six defenders woyes won't dare bring another striker on until the 80th minute.
This pupper wants to go see Wales win. Who /drivetofrance/ here?
>>68519963
pretty sure she's going to kill herself the day she can move away from her parents
Some terrorist said he will attack France today on Facebook.stay safe
>>68519960
My pinkie has more girth than your little asian peepee
>>68519946
you'll never find happiness with that attitude m8
i'd rather have a gf that shares my interests and can actually hold a conversation with
>>68519946
Suck it up and get stuck in there
You have to "settle" when you get older because turns out fit af is either crazy or stupid or long-term nonos
I would have anally intercourse with Joe Hart and protect him with my life at a nightclub shooting
n-no homo tho
>>68519975
well then he's probably being raided right now
>>68519946
>not liking small tits
How's her ass?
>>68519946
She's not fat though is she?
>>68519974
Well you have to stop that happening mate
>>68519980
Better if they own a pupper though right mate?
>sterling starting
>Starting Lellana and Sterling again
WHY ROY
WHY
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>WEROGHB MWOB<PGVB<{}
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>>68519998
nah
>>68519971
*glasses the pupper*
ENGULAAND!
>>68519998
he's not morally obliged to date her to prevent that
>>68519971
dog post best post
>>68519788
>talking to a qt girl
>same interests, same political views, same hobbies
>hot body, my kind of face
>my literal perfect woman
>and i'm pretty sure she likes me too
>tfw i met her at my family reunion
Second cousins are the spawn of Satan
Why do English people submit so easily to based Russians?
>>68519802
Big Sam would be perfect for how England play you muppet.
>>68519999
definitely mate
four of them preferrably, like the number of repeating digits you have
>>68520024
what's the problem? keep the line pure anon
>>68520030
why are you such a russaboo you lard arse
>>68520030
why did your mother's asshole submit so easily to my dick?
>>68520008
tbf lallana was good in the first half vs russia
guy just couldn't finish for shit
sterling absolute shit though
>>68520024
This pupper is sorry for your feel bro
>>68520024
second cousins are alright mate
t. grandparents were second cousins
>>68520024
>my kind of face
>English
>Supporting Wales because they're whiter
>>68519995
not small non existent
>>68520020
made me feel extremely sad when she said
>I don't think I was meant to be with anyone desu
>>68520020
Didn't mean date, I mean you can just be friends with the bird
Bit pointless doing the former if you aren't attractive
>>68519894
slovakia was lucky
fell apart after russia goal
we win this we'll beat the slavs
chris coleman's hair is qt desu :3
>>68519884
Cunt.
>>68520051
Because its small and painless
>>68519974
Give her some dick and be done with it.
what did he mean by this
>>68519802
EDDIE FOR ENGLAND
FAST FEARLESS ATTACKING FOOTBALL FOR ENGLAND
>>68519980
if that's your attitude just date a man, women are for fucking and fondling, nothing more
>>68520030
ruskies have weapons, and training. terry from basildon is drunk and would rather watch the footie
>>68520066
>having female friends
why
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498918/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498918/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498918/r
vote lads
>>68520080
he got banned from /pol/
>>68520061
heh
Who /english keeper pupper/ here?
>>68520062
>gypsies
> white
Also their captain is a black man from Wolverhampton kek
>>68520063
>I don't think I was meant to be with anyone desu
It is literally your sole purpose in life to save hers. You are a brave man and we all salute you for taking one for the team.
>>68519802
why do we need an English manager to manage England
>>68520081
This 2bh. Based Eddie.
>>68520080
he recently released a new song featuring drake called "for free"
>>68520048
The further Russia is from them, the more boo they get.
>>68520084
opens up your social circle to more women obvo
>>68520081
this tbqhfamalam
I hope one of the England players breaks Bales leg in the first 30 seconds, gets up and shouts "how's that for passion you sheepshagging prick" and England win 5-0 playing 10 vs 0 for 90 minutes.
Conflicted lads... What do?
>>68520080
banned for shitposting
>>68519802
Big sam. Has the do or die attitude for tournament football. Never been relegated plays brave English 4-4-2 hoof ball.
>>68520041
are you actually qatari or is this a proxy ruse
>>68520063
>>68520066
yeah but there's probably some v tier autist who she'll eventually find, don't date her out of pity, like that anon said be m8s to avoid her untimely kys
>>68520063
For some reason I'm picturing Remy Lacroix and I can't help it.
>>68520063
>I don't think I was meant to be with anyone desu
if she's ugly and short with small tits then she is 100% right
>>68520112
well i dont have any friends so i guess that makes sense
You know whats real sad? All the Russians in these videos are like 135 lbs and Englishmen still got BTFO, do Europeans even lift weights? Wheres the muscle? Haha
>tfw not allowed to have doggo in my apartment building
JUST
>>68520008
>vardy still not playing
why is he doing this
WOY IS READY LADS
>>68520024
keep it in the family senpai
>>68520115
kinda edgy m9
>>68520098
catch well pupper
>>68520116
Let it run lad. These puppers think so too
>>68519788
Well someone has to date upwards in every relationship, take one for the team
>>68520115
kek
>>68520116
cash out now
i'm screenshotting your comment so i can post it later to laugh at you if you don't
>>68520134
>russian youth glorifying hooliganism thinking they'll fight english hooligans from the movies
>train mma for a year to prepare
>all the english fans are 50+ beer bellied knobheads
baylel is gonna get his Metal gear wannabe lookin ass sent back to a Walesish swamp
>>68520116
wait to see how it looks as the game starts
cash out if it drops close to £18
if wales get an early bin cash out
>>68520124
i could ask you the same thing
i work here
>>68520116
Don't cash out for that measly profit mate
Have some balls
>>68520081
I'd actually be OK with this.
>>68520134
dont think you understand what short and wiry means
same shit
>>68519802
Neil Warnock. He has the passion and understands longball
Bareth Gale
Bet 5 on Wales, easiest 20 euro I'll ever win
>>68520116
don't cash out
Anyone got a good streaming link, its not on tv here in Italy and we have no sky at work.
>>68520191
Men Dark
>>68520116
lay it senpai
>>68519198
>6.5
put a cheeky bet on it
personally i think it's gonna end 1-1
>>68520183
>harry "missing 5 good chances" kane
oh boy england
>>68519937
Start the Superbowl a few hours earlier then maybe Euros can join in with the 11 minutes of action
>>68520199
BABBIDIBOOPI
>>68520199
Go on reddit soccer streams
>>68520199
>>68520199
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/4ocygq/match_thread_1300_gmt_england_vs_wales/
>>68520183
God fucking dammit. Why is Woy so afraid to party? And Sterling? Really? I'd take Rppney over him.
>>68520173
expat m8
>>68520199
https://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/cs/pay-for-your-tv-licence/index.app
>>68520199
It's not too late to come over here, claim benefits and watch it on TV for free lad
>>68520213
Soccer's only action is when someone scores, since most games are something like 1-0, soccer literally has 2 seconds or action every game.
>>68520239
kek
come on you spurs lol
>>68520183
WHY NO VARDY, WTF!?
What are the chances Kane takes corners again? Why is this a thing?
anyone hearing this GTA loading screen music on bbc?
/comfypup/ reporting
>>68520183
Put Alli in the middle and a bit forward you faggots
>>68520183
>Smallel
>Rppney
>Sterlel
>Lellana
congratulations wales good job thank you wales good win
>>68519611
>Rooney who can't pass
try watching football
>>68518193
i do
BBC stream
http://www.axe-tv.com/bbc-one.php
