PRE MATCH THREAD - 1ST WORLD EDITION
1st for fuck Roj
Britain will come to a standstill in the next three and a half hours
3-0 to the mighty Engerlund
Bale OG, Vardy x2
>>68517978
Only England and Wales. Why should people in Scotland or Norn Iron care?
>>68517943
>England beats Wales
>"lol congrats, u beat literally who."
>England loses to Wales
>/sp/ explodes with keks
England will either gain nothing or lose everything.
Norn Iron love us
Scotland love to hate us(most of them probably took the day off work if they even have jobs to hopefully watch us lose)
Lads. Just seen the news. The police have confirmed that Sir Cliff Richard is not a nonce.
This is the boost the nation needed. Wales are getting raped this afternoon.
>>68518040
Hopefully he can now open the game by singing summer holiday
>>68518040
THREE CHEERS FOR CLIFFS LAWYERS
HIP HIP HOOOORAY
HIP HIP HOOOOOOORRRAAAY
HIP HIIIP HOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAY
>>68518050
Hyped for his big return to Wimbledon on one of the outside courts this year.
Also, who /journaliste/ here?
>Englels pretending to be Scottish or Welsh whenever they're losing
Can see it coming already.
>>68518089
we feel sorry for you anon
>mfw england and russia get kicked out and wales gets a bye into the quarter finals
it's coming back to the valleys boyos
>>68518013
this
>>68517943
CYMRU
Y
M
R
U
Excited to see Woy's masterplan for Bayol.
>>68518013
but the smell of victory is worth it.
>>68518089
I'm half Irish anyway so I can just shout COYBIG instead
We're used to damage control
does anyone else think Vardy isnt getting a game becus of the stuff off the pitch? how could woy justify NOT starting him after the season he has just had and the goal scoring form he was in with england before france
>>68518089
>Welsh sheep pretending they're people if Wales win or draw
>>68518174
lol who the fuck makes these pictures
>>68518190
Roy is an elitist. If Vardy had signed for Arsenal before the tournament then he would have a better chance of playing.
>>68518240
pretty sure roy was part of the reason vardy delayed his decision
its 2002 all over again
1000s of schools across the UK will be showing the game live today
HON THE CELTS
LÚ WILL GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY
>>68517990
norn iron is not in britain
Lads mums welsh dads Irish but born and raised in england who do I support
>>68518368
Scotland
>>68518346
it's not in britain, but it is british :)
>>68518346
its in/on the british isles
Ok I get it that England and Ireland has a long history of political and religious differences but wheres the banter between England and Wales?
>>68518368
Why don't you tell us, you spineless wanker.
>>68518368
where you were born ofc otherwise youre chicano tier
>>68518394
>>68518408
not an argument, neither are true
>>68517990
People in Scotland do business with the English.
For example, my mate is meeting with some management 'suits' today down in England and will have to sit in their meeting room for 2 hours while they watch the game together. If he celebrates when Wales scores, he'll probably end up sacked.
>>68518368
Sit on the fence and enjoy as a neutral.
>>68518409
It's all rugby based.
>>68518278
7am openings for the Sweden and Brazil game. They'd throw in a bacon roll for you as well if you got in before kickoff.
>>68518424
how is the second one not true its literally a fact
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles
>>68518432
>If he celebrates when Wales scores, he'll probably end up sacked.
it would be worth it
>>68518448
and from that same article...
>The term British Isles is controversial in Ireland,[6][14] where there are objections to its usage due to the association of the word British with Ireland.[15] The Government of Ireland does not recognise or use the term[16] and its embassy in London discourages its use.[17] As a result, Britain and Ireland is used as an alternative description,
read your own links you gobshite
More excited about this match than ours.
>>68518478
>objecting and refusing to recognise a fact means it doesnt exist
kek
KEK
exited for this game, gonna give the gamethread a miss as i always end up shitposting and not watching the game
THREE LINES ON THE SHIRT
JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING
The robots will be attending the match threads today goyim
>>68518507
This so much. I'll do a bit of shitposting until 12 then it's off to the pub where there's no wifi
After Britain left the EU, there will be only one Squad for the UK allowed to play.
>>68518501
>England : hurr dis is what we're going to call these islands
>Ireland : we're the second largest island and we don't like it, lets use a different term instead
>britshits : huur w do u h8 reality ireland it's a FACT ahaha we're going to keep using our retarded term anyway FACT
chris evans fuck off
WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES
>>68518527
hahahahahaha
Can we have a home nations tournament again once we leave the EU? Would be so based
>>68518531
the second largest island of what?
"the british isles (plus ireland btw)" ?
why aren't you watching the match with your mates?
>>68518109
The japs have bantz? Never seen this before...
makes me proud to be English
>GSTQ
>>68518570
Going to the pub with my dad m8
>>68518576
#respect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZlZ3NPhXI
>>68518576
fuckin frenchies
>>68518531
every one calls it the british isles, only your special snowflake country won't because it's so pathetically butthurt about centuries old shit it's entire sense of identity and reason for existing is to hate britain
I WILL NOT CEASE FROM MENTAL FIGHT
NOR SHALL MY SWORD SLEEP IN MY HAND
TIL WE HAVE BUILT JERUSALEM
IN ENGLANDS GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND
>>68518570
most of them dont like football
>>68518576
#toplads
>ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOMEITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME
>>68518576
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
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>>68518109
But where is your face?
>>68518599
>having wankers for friends
>>68518599
how is that even possible?
>>68518599
>still having friends
I'm guessing you're not in your 30s yet
>>68518635
dunno m8 its just the sort of group im in
>>68518638
correct
>wales
Literally who?
only found out they exist from this thread desu
>>68518551
>the second largest island of what
MY SIDES
>>68518649
tfw 5'6"
>>68518551
>the second largest island of what?
of ireland and britain
>>68518649
DELETE THIS
>>68518661
the british isles desu
>>68518589
>every one calls it the british isles
nobody other than the brits do
>>68518661
>>68518660
JUST
>>68518661
so youre the smallest. out of 2 islands..
>>68518670
Sorry to break it to you but they do
>>68518683
That's not casher buddy
welsh/scots/norn should have separate flags
>>68518670
>Simple google
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CozbhIX5Y0E
>Buzzfeed
>Map includes Ireland
Literally noone says BRITAIN AND IRELAND you fucking spudsearcher
>>68518699
t. 11 year old
>yfw Woy picks the exact same squad and formation as last week
>yfw he leaves Vardy on the bench
>yfw Kane is still taking set pieces
>>68518667
it wont let me m8 sry. 4chan is fucked nowadays you cant just delete threads and posts right away.
>>68518551
>the second largest island of what?
>>68518548
They tried something without the England team a few years ago, it was an absolute failure.
Absolute state of the squads and check out the attendances:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Nations_Cup
>529 for Wales vs Northern Ireland
JUST
>>68518705
When is he losing his job?
>>68518708
I was just memeing you m8, it's cause I'm 5'9''
>>68518699
m8 the banter would be shit, how would we pretend to be scottish and shit on scotland?
>Vardy most likely in bench again
>>68518724
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>68518724
all but confirmed desu
fucking stupid
>we know what we are
>we know what we are
>we know what we are
>sheep-shagging bastards
>we know what we are
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466073697169.webm
>>68518702
>buzzfeed is his appeal to authority
why are the english so terrible at everything
>>68518683
>>68518722
Why does she pull back from the machine when she's about to piss?
>>68518717
Never, he should have lost it after Brazil but he's still there.
>>68518516
it's not even hot or attractive
i dont get why people get turned on by it
>>68518670
Yes they do because it's literally, geographically the British Isles no matter how much that triggers you.
>>68517943
VOTE NOW LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
Don't you idiots realise this is the worst game for Vardy to play in?
We will sit very deep, Vardy will have no chance of stretching us. As shit as Kane was against Russia, it'll suit him a lot better for getting on the end of crosses.
>>68518190
Maybe, bit Engurland can always be depended upon to make the worst decision possible under given circumstances.
The manager whoever he is always fields the worst formation possible, or the player most in form ends up getting sent off after two seconds for some stupid foul.
Its the same all the time every event. Engerland can always be relied on to fuck up, even when like now they have a squad that could easily win the Euro's if they were managed properly.
Vardy should be 1st choice after the season he has had, he is in form and lethal in front of goal, so what does woy or sven or any other fucking Engerlund manager do......bench him.
Never happen in Italia.
>>68518757
I only get turned on by the ones where the woman has no control
Will it be a shame to englel if they finish 3rd but manage to got to 16th?
>>68518724
why is wales even its own country, get your rowdy people in check england for christ sake
>>68518743
>Only Brits call it that
>Clearly they don't
The nomenclature of Great Britain and Ireland and the status of the different parts of the archipelago are often confused by people in other parts of the world. The name British Isles is commonly used by geographers for the archipelago; in the Republic of Ireland, however, this name is considered to be exclusionary. In the Republic of Ireland, the name British-Irish Isles is occasionally used. However, the term British-Irish Isles is not recognized by international geographers. In all documents jointly drawn up by the British and Irish governments, the archipelago is simply referred to as "these islands." The name British Isles remains the only generally accepted terms for the archipelago off the northwestern coast of mainland Europe.
Just give it up, Paddy
>>68518765
England managers prefer to pick on reputation or the club that they play for, rather than the ones that are in form. Same shit, different year.
>>68518793
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_in_Wales_Acts_1535_and_1542
Technically it isn't, but they like to think so.
>>68518409
we leave eng wales banter to the rugby anglosphere.
>>68518763
This. The anti Roy pleb brigade have 0 understanding of tactics
>>68518715
All matches were in Dublin so can understand why those fans didnt wana both have to travel for a glorified friendly
>>68518763
But meme magic?
>>68518811
What happened to him? Don't watch much rugby but he was the big hope at one point right?
>>68518819
woy pls get off 4chan youve got a game in 2 hours
>>68518822
It's a shame, as the idea's a good one, the logistics of it failed. I guess the UEFA Nations League will put paid to something similar happening ever again.
I bet on England winning the #Euro2016 and on Vardy being the top scorer
How fucked am I?
/WHO HERE NERVOUS/
>>68518844
>>68518844
Fucking loaded once the tournament ends and Sir Jamie of Vardy lifts the trophy
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>>68518761
>not a 100% 'It's coming home' outcome
How can people be this blind
>>68518844
why did you do this
England will lose 2-0
I am from the future and can confirm this.
Has anybody explained how substitutions work to Woy yet?
>>68518649
>tfw 6'5"
Here's how it's going to go down:
>england has lots of possession but no finish in the final third
>commentators start talking about 'desperately unlucky/it's going to be that sort of day for England/they just can't put their head over the finishing line
>Kane overblows every corner
>Smalling spaghettis and Bale scores from a wayward sideways pass deep in England half
>Go in 1-0 at half time despite England's supposed dominance
>Alan Shearer goes on a five minute rant about how they need to apply themselves and grab the chances
>Second half more of the same. England equalise in 75th minute
>/sp/ goes into meltdown and numerous God save the queen threads are opened
>Wales score winner in 92nd minute
>Alan Shearer dives out the commentary box and two footed lunge tackle Bale, breaking his leg
>Gets into a fight with Robbie Savage as Vardy starts kicking the shit out of anyone who has a y in their surname, including himself
>Mass hysteria as crowd fighting overpours onto the pitch, the likes that have not been seen since northerners waiting for greggs to open
>Entire field becomes a pulsating flesh field
>Perfect time for ISIS to strike
>Thousands dead
>Slaven Billic still commentating on the whole event whilst calling someone a motherfucker
>Euro's cancelled
Source: Sunday Sport tipster line
>mfw it's 0-0 or 1-1 after 75 minutes and Woy hasn't made any substitutions yet
I am from the future. However, I wasn't really interested in the Euros, so I can't tell you who won. Sorry. It was probably a dull draw or something.
Argentina won the Copa America, if anyone cares.
>>68518893
At least he's a friendly guy
Our coach is an asshole and he's TOO incompetent to be coach for our NT.
>Same Team as Russia
>Kane
Glad im working through this shit
>>68518914
>He brings on Milner
>>68518913
Can't wait.
I CAN'T WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Has anyone got that WEBM of that Russian fan wearing the "russia T-shirt" in the velodrome booting an English fan in the tummy (tummy lol) then getting knocked out in one?
>15 games so far
>no 0-0s
Book it
If Gareth Bale wants to go he says 'let's bale'
>>68518893
Engerlund substitution.
When Bales are winning 1-0 woy brings on Vardy with three seconds left hoping for a miracle. After playing 90 minutes with John Barnes in attack, brought out of retirement for these Euro's.
>>68507606
i highly recommend this thread lads
>>68517943
>Those haircuts
we've really moved on from the 00s aint we
>who /bale/ here?
>>68518964
here
>>68518927
Who would you want to replace Blind? Koeman's now out of the question, obviously.
I can understand vardy not staring woy but please bring HIM ON THIS TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'm about to lose my shit woy. I'm furious. I'm so close to leaving here and smashing shut up.
If Gareth Bale was a beer he'd be Light Ale
>>68518804
>repealed
>>68518962
what do you mean, they look like normal haircuts. what haircut do you like?
>>68518885
That was before i knew that vardy would play an astonishing amount of 0 minutes in the first game
>>68518974
Advocaat. Switch him to main coach and let Blind be his assistant. Right now it's the other way around.
even de Boer is a better choice than fucking Blind.
Unfortunately our KNVB will never admit their fuck ups so Blind will stay until the end of his term. We're likely going to miss the WC as well.
>>68517943
lalana
kek
>Have one striker who has terrorised defenders all season
Bench him
>Have one striker who any decent defender can keep quiet
REEEEE
>>68518999
Don't worry lad. We'll meme you to victory. I promise
Banana split
>>68519004
every year de boer is linked to epl teams but nobody ever goes for him. is he shit?
>>68518826
he ended up on strickly
Starting lineups when? I swear if he picks the same starting XI as the Russia game I'll book a plane ticket to France and rip Woys throat out with my fucking teeth
>>68518991
That fucking shaved side of the head then the embarrassing ace ventura style quiff
Literally 90% of people have it and it looks fuckin stupid
>>68519021
He just wanted to win one more season with Ajax yet his players failed horribly this year. (top kek)
I guess he's going to replace Koeman now? I dunnow where he's going.
>>68519034
yeah i hate those too.
ok perfect team for eng now: sturridge dyer rooney alli kane
also drinkwater>rose.england, your coach is shit again. try german one
>>68519034
>>68519049
no such thing as a nice short back and sides with a bit of gel on top anymore xx
>>68518367
The Fall of France.
>>68519034
best hair
>>68519062
>>68519055
>sturridge
I'd rather have Milner than another "le cut inside and run into a defender man"
>>68519093
is he the missing link
>>68519095
Was rocking this bad boy when I went to Ibiza with the lads. Those were the days.
>>68519093
epic
>>68519092
fucking Scandinavians. all these nu male fag haircuts is why all your women want to sleep with arabs. get a manly haircut
>>68519055
>drinkwater>rose
They don't even play in the same position, you mong.
>>68519093
him and Hamsik makes black people look like Homo Sapiens in comparison
>>68519109
>>68519109
>manly haircut
What is this? Bald?
>>68519139
the finest testosterone barnet
>>68518516
Absolutely based, how can humans even compete?
England win if Roy plays this.
------------------------Hart
Walker-----Smalling----Cahill------Rose
----------Lallana-----Dier---Rooney
-------------------------Alli
------------------Kane----Vardy
But he won't. Roy will play;
------------------------Hart
Walker-----Smalling----Cahill------Rose
------------------Dier-----Wilshere
Lallana-------------Rooney------------Alli
------------------------Kane
FK taker: Kane
Corner taker: Kane
Throw in specialist: Kane
Substitutions: Whoever is motm for Milner at 60 minutes
>>68519109
>balding bale.jpg
>>68518516
Fucks sake. Defo glad im at work now
Put a cheeky tener on England.
>>68518409
Wales just have an inferiority complex
>>68519099
milner is more defensive and can into attack exept wing passes. main eng promlem that you had never creative player in team. like neymar.payet.etc. its imposible to win someting without skills.
also typical english football is- run run run winger passes to box so primitive that even shithole players from russia knows how to defend
>bookies giving me @6.5 odds for Wales to win
I don't think a Wales win is THAT unlikely
Should I?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2016_squads
>Republic of Ireland
>All play in England except some old fucker
Victory for England I think
>>68519198
Yeah, what do those professional bookmakers know
>>68519198
I would tbqh
>>68518670
everyone in the entire world does you thick cunt
>>68519198
I have it in with a few others on a long shot multi. Thought it was good value desu
>>68519215
Those professional bookmakers thought Portugal was gonna win. They were very sure of it.
I didn't.
Guess who's laughing now.
>>68519202
Aiden "Spartak Moscow" McGeady and David "Feyenoord" Connolly used to stick out like a sore thumb back in the day.
Not many League of Ireland players get the call whilst playing there, Jason Byrne may have been the last I think?
>>68519221
no, we just call it Grande Bretagne
>>68519225
Them. For all the times they were right.
Bookies always win in the end.
>>68518647
Is it a group pof mincers? I bet you're a southerner.
>>68519232
The country or the islands? We're talking about the geographical location not the political entities.
If Joe Fart fucks up again I want Pep to cast him to the reserves
>>68519156
>Lallana
>>68519237
That may be, but they won't win today.
GO WALES
THREE LIONS = THREE SHOTS IS ALL IT TAKES
>>68519156
this is correct
Only 1 other house on my street has their England flag up. Where did it all go wrong?
>missing work for this
I'm turly embracing the British lifestyle
>>68519232
Great Britain is just the island Britain I think
if it were to include Northern Ireland then it would be
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>68519241
They're basement weebs, and yeah I'm from London
Who /Little Britain/ and /IT Crowd/ here?
>>68519280
>having a job
No you're not
>>68519156
This is the forwards that will destroy any defence:
----------------------Rooney
-----------Kane/Vardy------Sturridge
>>68519273
do you live in bradford?
>>68519281
>>68519257
no it's just the big island with scotish and wales we call "grande bretagne" nobody will refer to ireland by grande bretagne, we also use "iles britaniques", good luck btw, tournament without england is not fun
Lads
What should I get for my lunch/snacks for the match
>>68519259
>no Richard Wright to take his place
depressing times
>>68519312
>iles britaniques
Paddy BTFO
>>68519317
lunchables desu
>>68519317
This
If england hadn't have sent all their big strong convicts away maybe they'd have produced some decent players by now
You now remember
>Darius Vassell
>>68519304
Nope.
>>68519334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxKgeojKJM
>>68519341
which paki town then
>>68517943
I'm hoping for an England victory, but I reckon that we will get memed.
>>68519317
Toast sandwich
>>68519334
You now remember
>David Nugent
1 CAP 1 GOAL
>>68519317
3 quid meal deal
>>68519327
What is this? I don't even.
>>68519327
>>68519352
Milton Keynes. Still supposedly 80% white.
>>68518367
what exactly are they supposed to be doing?
>>68519317
mushy peas and spotted dick
tea for drink
>>68519356
Feels just like the kind of game England will choke
>>68519366
Literal goat
CAM ON INGL'N
>>68519378
town with no identity, thats why
>>68519381
Anything except trampling eachother and walking into walls objects.
>>68519317
one of those oversized bags of beef monster munch and some buttered barms to put them on for based monster munch butties
>>68518368
>Lads mums welsh dads Irish but born and raised in england who do I support
Don't be a faggot and make a decision, its not difficult.
Who /ABE/ here?
>>68519387
Well I don't like it.
put a cheeky 100 on a draw lads
>tfw got my rent money on Englel
DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU SHIT CUNTS OR ELSE I'M HOMELESS
>>68519399
>barm
you mean bap
>>68519418
Kek
>>68519418
you poor, poor fool
>>68518576
Is that another fake tweet?
COME ON ENGLAND
>>68519418
screencap this
>>68519418
the balls on this fella
Is this on toady?
I haven't seen any adverts for this, no one has even mentioned it.
>>68519327
>amerifats will defend this
>>68519418
you're in safe hands kiddo
>>68518576
He's a fucking gypsie
That kid would stab you in the back for 2 euros
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788