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Pre-Match Thread.
Game Preview: http://www.espnfc.us/preview?gameId=438187
1:1
>4 AM
We're always shit in our 2nd game, so i expect this to be a draw, too
>>68517074
I can see Germany taking this if Poland plays like they did against NI.
>>68517124
>espn
What is OP doing
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>Go to france
>See this
wat do
>>68517157
Hi there
>11 hours left
Poland will win
>>68517641
Until life, media and Janusze revert back to normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylok8CIpALc
>3 German defenders in my fantasy team
uh oh
At least we have good schedule
4 pm
7 pm
10 pm
I can watch 1 half at work and second half after 60' at home
I'm from the future lads
1-4 desu
Better screencap this
no riots today. hooligans are stopped at the border.
http://www.tagesspiegel.de/sport/hooligans-bei-der-em-deutschland-gegen-polen-ist-ein-risikospiel/13739286.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYso-ZUwEZ0
>>68517085
i hope so
We won once, why can't we do it again? I want to believe
Poles will play in red shirts.
Reminder that teams in red shirts win more often than teams in other colors.
Game of the day right here. Don't believe the England - Wales hype, this is it.
>>68517766
Doubles to zawsze prawda
>meme teams general
HYPE
Y
P
E
>>68518474
>Says England
No one can top the memery of your team m8
>inb4 I'm not English!!
Whatever, you're all basically English
>>68517772
Good
catgirls
>>68518676
FUCK OFF
>>68518676
Pedału jebany
>Germans raping Poles, while French watch
hmm, where did we see that
>>68518709
When you put it like that... fug :DDDDDDDD
>>68518676
spierdalaj huju jebany
I won't be able to watch the match, maybe I'll find a pub or something, but I believe we will win and Gomez will score the winner
>>68518748
Right now you're just taunting me to post more.
>>68517772
When NT is not playing, who do they usually support? Or is it from different teams?
the goat is back today
>Germany after first half
>already two cumshots on face and want more
picture related
Kek, our national tv shows a classic movie about war with Teutonic knights during the game.
Is this and Croatia-Spain the only actual matches in this tournament?
good luck poland
i really think poland can beat us
hoping for a draw
I hope Poland beats us. The media and politicians use the Euros for their multi-cultural propaganda.
>>68519973
>>68520005
>>68520037
Seems like everyone will lose.
>>68519144
Stop bully.
>>68519089
The GOAT is back today
Noch ist Polen nicht verloren!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vcK443rRDE
3:1
>>68520334
>all those muscles
>this speed
incredible
This should be interesting. I love how international football is getting more and more balanced. We were way of out our league in 2002-2008. In 2012 we had a shit coach and our FA was even more hated than our government.
And now? We have players who aren't goalkeepers who play for the best teams in Europe. What's even better is that we have 19 year olds who are doing great and will become future stars and this is exactly what we needed because before that we mostly relied on older players.
I think Germany is still way better but their domination (they haven't had a weak tournament since 2000) is slowly getting to a close. Previous two WC was full of surprises, weaker teams winning against stronger opponents and I hope this trend continues to make this more interesting.
Still a draw in today's match would keep me happy.
>>68520334
My fav natty bb.
>>68520368
best march coming though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0G9nM2VTAs
Grosicki's goals this season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wb71z-zVq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9di4jHX7Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQEqeXxRveI
I'M SO HYPED
>>68520480
desu i loved this film, and this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJGlDKvh1TE
my ringtone.
>>68517074
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trwO1xbv6E
Pretty hyped for this one. Germany played like shit against Ukraine and this will be the first real test.
>>68520510
kek this lip sync
made me laugh, thanks for sharing
>>68520517
please dont
>>68520517
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>68520677
I'm a faggot.
https://vimeo.com/106930930
>>68520517
It's fucking awful, pls stop
post your euro song poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnJOJ57EqIA
>>68520813
>unavailable in your country
kek
>>68520767
Agreed, this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSHG_B4GhFg
In theory, with 2 strikers, so many speedy wingers and not much creativity through the middle we should be better when allowed to sit deeper and counter instead of trying to break down a packed defence.
Hoping for a cheeky 1-1, although I have trouble seeing how are we going to overcome such gulf in quality
Left defence is our weakest point
>>68521258
Taking notes, thx.
~Jogi "Egghead" Löw
>>68520932
>Dem tan lines
Which body part will Löw scratch today?
>>68521464
Back of his head.
>>68521464
Maybe he will dig out some shit this time.
>>68517766
DUBS CONFIRM
TANKS IN 30
HYPE. MY BODY IS READY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0SrAimmJ_E
POST HYPE VIDEOS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVCuNH6uAMU
>>68522995
This is cringe-worthy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzAQXsYA0Uk
post yfw Poland wins 2-1
>>68523059
Fuck you volksdeutsche.
>>68523170
Lebus Woiwodschaft, die beste polnische Woiwodschaft.
>>68523170
>volksdeutsche
NUR FUR DEUTSCHE
is this the Holocaust Bowl
Do Poles really hate Germany?
>>68523170
peruka
>>68523505
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKTtP3g1YKI
>>68523505
no, we view germany as friendly rivals, we only hate the vatniks
>>68523505
Not really. Personally I even like you when you're not destroying Europe. We hate Russia.
>>68523505
The more to the west, the more you are liked. Maybe some hillbillies from easternmost fringes still hate you, but who cares.
>>68523627
stanlej?
POLSKA GOLA BIALO CZERWONI
I'm feel optimistic boys. At the very least I dont think we get BTFO, our last few matches with Germany have been good preformances by Poland standards.
>>68523585
>not posting the very best German music.
I am disappointed by you, Jarosław.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJe3cdM7f1c
>>68523672
>Personally I even like you when you're not destroying Europe
so not very often?
We will choke today. We always do in our 2nd match. It isn't as bad though since finishing 2nd in this group lets us avoid Italy :^)
Have never been so little nervous before a match :D Have fun, all of you!
>>68520486
His goals are flukes, have you see his terrible crosses and shots? All he is good for is sprinting in a straight line and heart
I really like Poland, but guys you have to take it like men this evening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn3baqjRmFM
Es ist keine Schande gegen den Weltmeister zu verlieren.
>>68523860
more like Stanley cup amirite
no sorry m8
>>68524134
nice bergfried desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9pq-zuc_aU
Go lengyel bros!
You can do this
>>68518980
Different teams. They beat the shit out of each other and stick together when it comes to the National team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-LjYZV9eY
>>68524282
Look past the last 300 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHqtbt3ORc
explain yourself Krauts
>>68525908
*yourselves
I fucking hope there's gonna be a terrorist attack in german sector
dead krauts make me shed tears of joy
Well independent from the sports event, I hope its a nice Polish-German meeting.
Got to learn some more mutual respect and ignore some loud mouth retards on both sides.
May the best team win, but keep it respectful.
>>68523505
Nah, you're bros. The only ones who hate are basic nationalistic untermensch.
>>68524525
Podejdź do ściany i jebnij baranka.
>>68527141
Cheers to that mate!
>>68527211
XDDD
For scholars of history, that´s actually fucking funny. :) Thanks for that.
FUCK RUSSIA, WHEN RUSSIA LOSE IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE A WIN FOR POLAND
Polen :3
who /stulle/ here?
>>68527141
>ger woman pol boy
PLUMBED
>>68527180
czy ty widzialas jak on gra dla Polski? On ma serce, ale brakuje mu duzo techniki
Anime is allowed. x3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXBPBatJlPo
3:1
>>68527993
Sprinting in a straigt line should be quite sufficient in this game, since we obviously will try to counter attack. Also he seems to like scoring goals by lobbing the ball over the keeper, might be the best way to defeat Neuer in 1v1. Keep faith!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W_100iA2xk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1p78dva8uA
>>68529560
We were so bad back then. No stars whatsoever. But Boruc may play again 10 years later.
>british goalkeeping
All nations shit on each other while Poles and Germans enjoy a friendly banter. What a time to be alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUT1ndH8-Ww
Just placed 100 on our neighbours, don't you dare disappoint me, let the spirit of your Nazi ancestors flow through you and annihilate those tardfucks
>>68529560
Boruc was so mad, and he should have been, he had a ridiculous game to keep us in it, and the back 4 falls asleep.
>>68529918
Niezle, towarzyszu Januszu
>>68529728
You still don't have any stars. Lewandowshit is overrated as fuck.
>>68530357
>Krychowiak
Post your shirt, /sp/.
Why do we always play each other like every god damn qualifier and tournament?
LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA
>>68530357
Lewandowski, Milik, Glik, Błaszczykowski, Piszczek. No problem with the goalkeepers and promising 19 and 20 year olds which is probably the biggest difference because it means that in a not so distant future European football will be far more balanced than it is now. I assume many other teams have the same opportunity.
Polski sklep tbqh
tfw Germany and Poland will both advance
>>68520424
>they haven't had a weak tournament since 2000
Euro 2004
>Lewandowski is a top 3 striker at this tournament
If you believe this please kill yourself
>>68530508
it's the ancient curse that had fallen upon us many centuries ago
>>68530592
I agree, he's probably top 1
>>68517157
>burnt
>shit tan lines
>obv "mature"
>these nails
Ignore.
3-0 Germany. Footballs in the big boys hands now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJHaMOacgYI
>>68517651
fucking drunkard Peszko
>>68530527
>Lewandowski
Overrated as fuck. Needs a dozen chances to score once. 6/10 at best
>Milik
Never heard of him. 3/10
>Glik
Never heard of him. 3/10
>Blaszczykowski
Old and shit. 2/10
>Piss Check
Past his prime. 5/10
Normally, Germany should easily win this. But since is this the second game in the group, they're probably going to fuck it up as usual.
>>68530187
1-1 incoming
betting is haram brother
>>68517074
It's WW2 all over again.
Time to kick some kraut shits in.
http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html
Jogi, pls. Get rid of Goatse and field GODmez instead.
>>68530696
Lol butt hurt N. Ireland fan detected
>>68530723
>Lewandowski
>Needs a dozen chances to score once.
In Bundes he was not only 1st in number of goals scored but also in efficiency
Canada 4 Poland
>>68530746
Calling 3-0, watch me be right lil goy
>>68527141
Why do you cuck magyar? I thought you were together.
>>68530775
>tune in to last German match
>it's Gotze as a striker
Jesus wept
why don't you guys have any strikers bar Gomez left
>>68517651
that guy don't look white
>>68527141
ewwww
>>68530932
Löw hates Kiesling
>>68530932
Our youth academies have a midfield fetish.
>>68517074
>dutch referee
GO BJÖRN KEK THOSE KRAUTS
>>68531072
Germans are going to mark the shit out of him xD
>>68530888
Trips have spoken
>>68531135
He will score anyway
Neuer – Höwedes, Boateng, Hummels, Hector – Khedria, Kroos – Müller, Özil, Draxler – Götze.
8 ethnic germans :^)
>>68531357
Neuer – Höwedes, Boateng, Hummels, Hector – Kimmich, Kroos – Müller, Götze, Draxler – Schürrle
11 ethnic Germans :^)
>>68531357
>Ozil
>Khedira
kek
>>68531570
>What it means to be Deutsch
Hard-working, intelligent, polite, punctual
Too bad niggers and sandniggers are none of that and never will be.
>>68531543
> Boateng
You could add Gómez and Poldi as "ethnic Germans" too kek
>>68531570
Khedira's mother is literally German. What else do you want?
>>68531543
That is it is officially starting eleven.
>>68531570
wow Ozil grew his hair out.
>>68531803
Whoops, forgot to switch Boateng.
hey my polish friends
hoping for a good game with a win for >us ofcourse
thats all, bye
Poles, why do your women all have huge tits? What is your secret?
>>68531357
>özil
>götze again as forward
jogi tries to win the cup on hardmode again. can't we play with our best team for once? jesus
>>68531844
one drop rule
>>68518709
porn?
>>68530948
- Mohammed said.
>>68530592
this.
>Vardy
>Ronaldo
>Ibrahimovic
>Griezmann
>Kane
>>68530592
He's the best striker in the tournament you fucking idiot and he will prove it tonight
How can you support this as a german? I hope poland beat us.
fuck, i hate gauck.
>>68532763
DELETE THIS
>>68531570
poles can't count to 11?
>>68533069
>götze
Get rekt mercenaries from shitistans.
P O L A N D
>>68533069
>fötze
>>68533612
>be wojak gregzgrozcszwikski
>government make vodka very cheap
>get alcoholic father
>beats mother every day
>get beaten by him every day
>play football to forget
>mother gets killed
>father dies over liver faliure
fast forward a couple of years
>still be wojak gregzgrozcszwikski
>shit at football
>drink alcohol to forget how shit it all went
>die in gutter
first part is literally almost all of the polish national team players backstory, except they got good at football. the first and second part is rest of poland.
go polonia!
Who Pol/a/nd here?
>>68520334
great radiator
I bought an Opel which the guy I bought it from (he was German) said that he actually covered the distance from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank.
![[HorribleSubs] Yurumate3Dei - 09 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.03_[2016.04.18_20.12.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GN4DEld.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Yurumate3Dei - 09 [480p].mkv snapshot 00.03 [2016.04.18 20.12.55]")
>>68533879
Here. I want to make a bet but I don't know how it works, or if the bet is still open
Are you ready for a goal fest?
predicting a 3:2 or something similar
It's gonna be crazy
>>68517074
>http://www.espnfc.us/preview?gameId=438187
>>68517134
>American article
>uses "Nationalmannschaft" instead of "Die Mannschaft"
>earns respect.
Well done, burgers!
>>68533879
Germ/a/ny
>>68534456
>>68533879
f/a/gs
>>68534130
Unibet.eu, you can bet til half-time.
>>68530696
northern irish shills invading
>>68533069
>Götze
Why does Löw have such high hopes for this fucking dwarf? He's absolute shit most of the time and being a striker with his size doesn't make it better.
tanned germans
This guy is the key for today game.
>>68534865
I don't understand either, especially if they plan to make as many crosses as they did against Ukraine.
>>68534940
Shit you niggers got Iron Man that ain't fair
QTS QTS QTS QTS
We need Mario GOALMEZ today
>>68523505
Not as much as we hate Russians.
>>68520480
No, but this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAdoxR6Cic
I'm in a dire need of non-laggy livestream.
Will any Anon save the day for me?
>/sp/ after Poland wins
>>68529952
>England and Russia want to kill one another
>Poland and Germany have friendly bantz and are homies
what a time to be alive
>>68535662
Could losing against Poland and finishing 2nd or 3rd in the group play out in a way that we won't have to face Italy on our way to our 4th Euro?
Amerifat in Germany here.
How do I watch the Reich invade Polish soil and still post on /sp/?
Łukasz Fabiański - Łukasz Piszczek, Kamil Glik, Michał Pazdan, Artur Jędrzejczyk - Jakub Błaszczykowski, Krzysztof Mączyński, Grzegorz Krychowiak, Kamil Grosicki - Arkadiusz Milik, Robert Lewandowski
WHERE IS KAPUSTKA? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All germans are shizzen sniffers pass it on
>>68536227
By switching on your TV and shitposting from your laptop.
>>68536313
Wait why was Scz dropped? He was pretty good the few times he was tested against >us
>>68517074
Germany will invade Polish boi-pussy 1940s style, cap this.
>>68536227
buy back all the Leo 2's Germany sold Poland
>>68536372
injured
>>68517074
2-2
>>68536313
>Kuba, Grosicki, Milik and Lewandowski
Win or lose, this shit is gonna be fun as fuck to watch
We will crush these bike stealing bastards
>>68536469
I thought we were the bike steaing bastards? At least that's what my Dutch mates told me.
>>68536469
>>68536524
You're both bike stealing bastards
>>68531072
hummels and boateng know lewa. i would go with milik to score
>>68517074
2-1 Germany
Why the fuck is the commentator always referrig to Germany as "We"?
5-1 Germany
meme magic is by my side, its just that kind of day
>>68536545
Watcha gonna do bout it, Henky-boy?
>>68536593
He wuz germanz n sheiit.
>>68536650
RETURN FAHRRAD FRITZ
Also Anschlussbros to take it 2-1
>>68536650
Well I bet 100 on you fuckers winning tonight, so in case you do, all is forgiven <3
Come on you toilet cleaners
>>68536333
I'm going to be honest I forgot I had a TV
>>68536524
No wonder you have to steal bikes; we already have your cars.
>>68536726
Joke's on you, I'm too poor for a car anyway.
>>68536719
Had that happen to me too. I only use it as a footy machine really.
>Germany vs Poland
>Everyone typing in English
>>68536726
And they steal food. Seriously. In Lubuskie there is a plague of petty theft committed by Germans in supermarkets. They apparently think that security is so shitty that nobody will notice them.
le wank dove sky
>>68536866
ugh indeed
>>68536689
>betting money on Chokey Löw
Is anyone going to shake hands with Loew?
>>68536883
spierdalaj
>>68536936
just make sure to wash them afterwards
>>68536936
he will wear white gloves
>>68536950
>spierdalaj
Lmao get ready to get assblasted by daddy
>>68536936
I know I wouldn't. Bet he even touches niggers.
zdf has coach cams
i will report back when loew does something memey
>>68537006
Fritz, record it for posterity!
>no Weigl
It's like they want to lose.
>>68532665
>3 shitskins and 1 muslim
WeW
post the picture, you know the one
>>68537061
Meta
>>68537061
better than the african all-star team you're rocking
![[HorribleSubs] Anne Happy - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.14_[2016.05.28_19.17.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w5s45FD.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Anne Happy - 08 [720p].mkv snapshot 04.14 [2016.05.28 19.17.57]")
>>68534703
>set 5 euros as a daily limit
>can't recharge credit card because min is 10 euros
>have to wait one week to change it
You see I'm no good at this
>>68537105
She's a small girl.
I'm gunna be that faggot and ask if there's a stream floating around somewhere.
what is the score going to be?
>>68536936
>>68537061
I love the irony since this is coming from a frenchman
>>68537146
Streams don't float, they flow. Silly American.
>>68537092
kek
Post Nazi girls.
DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES
>>68537189
>turkroach poster
>pic is from the perspective of a cockroach about to get crushed
seriously my farts are disgusting i literally cannot handle it
>>68536313
Hopefully he'll get subbed in for Mączyński at some point
I have to say as a fellow disgusting male, that I found Loew's ball sniffing routine very relatable and made me feel more inclined to like him. I mean, we've all done it right? If I was a manager I'd be caught with my fingers up my nose and asshole nonstop
>>68537282
I would a Führer tßh fäms
>>68536866
incest siblings?
>>68537310
that would explain her retardation, you may be on to something
So,
France and England were laughable but finally they manage to win, now it's your turn Germany. (how your balls smell tonight?)
>>68537260
Your words don't offend me.
[spoiler]On the contrary, it excites me[/spoiler]
POST SONGS TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
>>68537333
ask your mum, Jean
>>68537344
Tarantino pls go
>>68537333
Stop posting this its not funny. Why are the French the worst posters on /sp/
>>68537366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>68533741
>be sedecuck
>get raped by a muzzie
fast forward a couple of years
>be swedecuck
>get raped by a group of muzzies
A lot has changed in swedenistan.
>>68537061
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68537282
>you don't accept her to the art academy
>she makes that face then proceed to conquer Europe
Would watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkktWseE5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkktWseE5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkktWseE5c
>>68537366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZrXoSfEFL8
>>68537398
What about IRL posters britong
mixed feelings about Germany's unis. Looks pretty cool, but not that official.
>>68537366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evkEmgBgx0
>>68537366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYGt9xT7mng
(｡◕‿◕｡)
>>68537590
>Unis
Fucking yank
Fuck, it's my favourite team vs my ancestral home. WHO DO I ROOT FOR?
>>68537650
The one that wins
>>68537650
Luke?
>>68537493
Is Reunion not France?
>ww2 all over again
>woman at my sports
I dont bloody think sharia allows it
>>68537366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Om2i-VS4rE
>>68537702
Not really.
>>68537729
>sovakia is into sharia
What a big surprise
>>68537702
If it were really WW2 it would be Germany v Russia and Poland is the ball.
>>68537863
Naw Poland would be the field
>tfw can enjoy this game after an england victory
feels comfy lads
live stream link?
>>68537881
Full vid?
JAZDA Z KURWAMI
>>68537881
Sleep tight aluminum pan man.
>>68537622
eat a halal meatball and relax friend.
>>68517074
I go scratch ticket yesterday and it might be some sort of sign.
Middle one is Poland vs Germany (0:4)
Bottom one is Poland vs Ukraine (1:4)
LADS I AM SO FUCKING NERVOUS JA PIERDOLE WHAT IF WE ACTUALLY WIN
JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINEEEEEEEEEEEELA
>>68537366
https://youtu.be/P2CqV2xkfDs
This should be played instead of out anthem
>>68538112
Calm down, we won't
>>68538105
Forgot to turn it, fuck this
Poles couldn't afford little flags to wave.
>>68538060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y0QKiTQPkY
I wish I could lick little girl feets
Oh it's the F1 anthem
>>68538165
that's the spirit
>>68538112
""">we"""
>German shitskins not singing the anthem
Oh what a surprise
>>68538333
romania calling us shit
good one
>that hype
>thinking that we can actually win
calm down koledzy, we will lose smoothly, no worries about that
>only half of the germans shake the loli's hand
Bad sign, lads.
>tfw knee deep in a witcher run so rooting for polski
>>68538279
>we
ryj niemiaszku pierdolony, enjoy the muslims
Why doesn't Gomez start anymore?
not even a minute in
the hype is real
>>68538431
Inshallah Josè Hernandez, takbir.
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