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BOS:Quad tightness sidelines Chris Young in win
TOR:Tulowitzki (quad) to begin rehab games Thu.
WAS:Werth hits walkoff RBI single to down Cubs
PIT:Marte exits after one-bounce liner hits face
SF:Johnny Cueto strikes out nine in blowout win
LAA:Andrelton Simmons activated off disabled list
LA:Kershaw flummoxes D'Backs for 11 strikeouts
COL:Arenado homers, drives in three vs. Yankees
NYM:Lagares a late scratch due to thumb injury
KC:Royals designate Omar Infante for assignment
CWS:White Sox request waivers to release Rollins
SEA:Walker (foot) expects to make his next start
Royals
Mets offense did a thing
3rd for Red Sox
>not ICHIRO edition
>>68514315
do you just sit on your computer just to be the first reply with this faggot?
Thread Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496875
Who /sweep/ here?
>>68514341
>Dogero
awesome
>>68514341
This. Fucks wrong with you?
>>68514375
I don't know that feel much.
t. Barves fan
>>68514394
Sorry famm :/
Better luck next year
>>68514375
>6 games up in june
feels good man
>>68514385
>>68514341
>not making the thread
>complains about the thread
pick dos
>>68514366
Ichiro has the most hits in the history of professional baseball, not to mention the single-season hits record in the "toughest" professional league. Ergo, he is the hits king.
>>68514413
Not time to get comfortable at all though
Still, feels good
>>68514418
not our fault a leaf stole the >500th is the new thread post
mariners PLS
>>68514366
old pete getting btfo
>Royals hot as fuck
You have 10 seconds to name a pitcher other than Chris Sale who has 11 wins in the League.
Oh wait.
>>68514448
Hey im an insider
Rangers trade former MVP and many year all-star Josh Hamilton for unproven talent Nolan Arenado
WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEE
>>68514489
>Pitcher wins
>Praising meme stats
Filtered
>>68514366
>>68514470
>banned from pro baseball
>will never be reinstated
>will never make the Hall of Fame
>his one famous record is broken by a nip
Pete Rose might as well commit suicide, he has nothing to live for
>>68514514
let him has his fun, it's all the who's have
>the shitty of Chris Sale
LMAO
>>68514514
Salty Arrieta fan detected.
That being said, let the Sox have their moment, they'll be swimming below .500 by the ASB.
>>68514510
Kek
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>>68514505
>>68514505
>>68514525
>memes
>fun
He could have pointed to his FIP or WHIP. Why is pitcher wins losses even a thing?
>>68514546
WHIP is a meme
Are the Tigers the new Whos?
>>68514561
>Good manager
No
>>68514557
Fag detected
Who /divisionlead/ here?
>9 straight home wins
feels good man
>>68514579
>tfw meme magic
>>68514531
Are you retarded?
>Detoilet
Oh
>>68514538
WHEW lad
>>68514579
Keep that shit warm lil nigga
>>68514546
Would you want Sox fans posting pessimistically instead? Also yes, I'm fucking around for once.
Who bottom of the league here? I'm sad.
>>68514573
>Assmus
>Good
>>68514594
>Finally beat Mike Pelfrey
kek
>>68514590
"meme magic" doesn't exist
>>68514579
Still here desu
>>68514366
I'm sure if you count Derek Jeter's minor league and postseason hits, he has more than Ichiro. Someone wanted an excuse to celebrate this, so they made a completely baseless claim by saying it's the most hits in professional baseball history. That's just bullshit.
>>68514626
It exists in theory
Winyals
>his team doesn't have a top 5 pitcher in baseball
>leaf
>using a homo photo
typical
Maz's Weekly MLB Top 15 POWERRANKINGS
These rankings are based of my own numbers and calculations which you arent allowed to see
1. Cubs
2. Rangers
3. Nationals
4. Giants
5. Orioles
6. Redsox
7. Cardinals
8. Mariners
9. Mets
10. Indians
11. Dodgers
12. Pirates
13. Bluejays
14. Royals
15. Yankees
>tfw your team has the #1 pitcher in all of baseball
>>68514673
Dat pic of the house makin me kek
>>68514429
Why didn't you keep him M's?
>>68514785
good ranking
>>68514785
Will the Braves ever be on this list?
>>68514785
>Royals sweep Indians
>Indians still ahead of Royals
Time to use some new algorithms
>>68514823
Royals are fire and ice and the talking heads cannot handle the hot hot heat
>>68514823
Its week by week not daily
>>68514823
That's not how power rankings work.
Pete Rose wouldn't be any good in this era of pitching
Y/N ?
Real actual POWER rankings from a superstar power ranker and handsome guy:
1. Royals #1
2-30 who cares
These are facts
>>68514839
>Royals spend literally the entire week winning
>Indians spend half of the week losing to the Royals
>Indians ahead of Royals
Your system sucks m80
angels game thread where?
>>68514851
That's how weekly power rankings work
FREDDIE FREEMAN CYCLE
>>68514905
SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED THIS YEAR YAY
ALSO POWER OF CYCLE MADE PITCHER BALK
>>68514870
>>68514871
This is why no one likes Roylels fags
>>68514871
>win 5 straight
>lose 8 straight
>win 5 straight
>streaky af
>negative run diff
Nah royals are fine where they are right now, behind the indians
>>68514870
>white sox occupy 2-30
Okay then.
>>68514870
He got a WS ring didn't he? If he's got a ring then why'd he have to go get that shitty tattoo?
>>68514930
>run differential
>>68514930
Look m800 I know you don't want to use a different method but it's very clear that your rankings are wrong so you have no other choice
>>68514930
Stop embarrassing yourself and admit you don't know what you're doing.
>>68514945
Look at his face. Please don't make fun of the mentally disabled.
>>68514945
You can take off a ring but you can't take off a tattoo. It's like I'm talking to a 7 year old
>>68514966
They are not wrong. You are just mad
>>68514941
Kek
>>68514950
t. team with shitty run differential
>>68514990
>mad
I'm trying to help you m8000 but you are too stubborn to see that your precious algorithm is trash
>>68514990
The rags are not better than the nats. So I didn't even bother to read the rest.
>>68514999
Not him, but run differential literally doesn't matter at all. Everybody knows this, even you
>>68515001
no m800000000 the royals are average team and until they stop being the definition of a streaky meme team they wont advance within the top 10
>>68515035
You don't even watch baseball, do you?
>whos winning
>their fans get less obnoxious
Isn't it usually the other way around?
>>68515035
I bet you think the Giants aren't a good team either lol
>>68515060
>less obnoxious
Well, to be fair, it was impossible for them to be any more obnoxious
When you're rock bottom you can only go up
>Extra innings
>Bases loaded
>0 outs
>0 (zero) runs
>>68515088
bro have you not watched the barves this year? that's basically expected.
>>68515035
Ok m9. You should at least start thinking about your new way of doing it tho. In time you will see the light
>>68515064
I have them as my 4 in my ranking
scoring more runs than you allow doesnt matter guy lol
>>68515088
>fleurs
>>68515088
Don't remind me.
>>68515112
My way is fine m9762 Those rankings were first posted on Sunday and they were 100% perfect that day. Maybe this upcoming Sunday Royals will be higher and indians lower :^)
>>68515088
>some how some way
>>68515146
:'-(
>MARINERS
>>68515139
>posting rankings on the sabbath
You will go to hell for this (and your bad algorithm)
>>68515146
Sorry for your loss.
FUCK OFF MONTY
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>walk off walk
>memeiners
What the hell happened to the Mariners
>walkoff walk
FUCK YOU SEAN BARBER FUCK YOU MIMO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A LITERAL WALKOFF
WHY COULDNT YOU JUST SWING YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>68514579
>>68514629
Still holding on for now.
Thank You Based Off Day
>>68514713
>imitating Windians
Rude tbqh
>>68515204
Dude... no way he said that
>>68515220
>implying a Cleveland team should even have a "win" nickname
ichiro congratz
>>68514785
>tfw this reminds you of the daily HOT/COLD rankings anon two seasons ago
piece of shit Mariners
>>68515228
read filename
>>68515233
>incest 4 1/2 hours into watching the rays game
>incest 4 1/2 hours
>3 GAMES ABOVE ASTROS
what the fuck
>>68515253
That's the Mariners I know and love.
>>68515228
It's fictional satire
>>68515228
>The Onion
>>68515235
But you just add a W so it works
>>68515228
cmon son
>>68515261
So is your mother's love for you.
>>68515276
Yeah, probably
>>68515285
Shit got real
>>68515285
Wow, way to come to terms, you're set for a life in the middle class already.
JUST
it was fun to be hopeful for a while and enjoy good baseball. rip
Are the mariners white soxing? Or is philliesing more appropriate?
>>68515313
>the the angels angels of Ana home
>>68515313
How do the A's have a better shot at the playoffs than Analslime?
>>68515333
Crippling injuries to the Angels key players
Meanwhile the A's have no excuses.
>>68514475
Not really just got off a 8 game losing streak 5 wins is nothing until you get 10
>twisn
>>68514579
>Mfw you have no division lead
You're tied you dumb cuck
>>68515285
Are any other Royals fans concerned that Omar's release will ruin our last two Royals commercials? I really enjoyed the companionship him and Danny displayed and was hoping that their relationship would go further.
>>68515365
Mad about royals?
>Clayton Kershaw has never started an All-Star game
>>68515368
Didn't mean to quote, on mobile... weird shit happens when on mobile.
>>68515375
No I'm just stating a fact
>>68515375
>Mad I don't know math?
>>68515381
Good meme
>Mfw he started last year
>>68515391
o baby u r mad
>>68515410
>implying stating a fact is mad
I'm getting mad because you are a cancerous bandwagon fan
>>68515410
We should be more concerned about the progressing stories in our commercials being down an integral character.
fucking sean barber
>>68515418
Just relax and accept that the royals are better than you
>>68515410
Dude, just stop responding, the more you respond the more he's just gonna say "u mad". Royals fan here just trying to help you out.
>S-so we aren't all bad.
>>68515425
That green triangle middle-high is atrocious. Fireable offense 2bh
>>68515410
>Mfw your entire lineup consists of spics
BUILD
A
WALL
>>68515426
>swept in a 4 game series by the Indians
>swept by analslime
shitcongo fans are so gay and cucked they don't deserve wins
>>68515437
wow u r so mad rn
>sonny gay
>>68515425
ROBOT UMPS
>>68515420
Based Whit and his merry gang of AAA friends will be getting the new commercials
>>68515437
Embrace the funposting you autist
>>68515469
He put his hands up as if to say well what the fuck? Fuck this ump.
>>68515460
I'm upset about Infante is all, I know he sucks but his lines cut so deep in those commercials.
>"Woah" -Omar after being awed sexually by Esky's magical prowess.
>that feel when you know he won't stand shoulder to shoulder with Danny watching the Cards come in.
>>68515477
Yeah but who will Danny befriend next? Not all players are ok with bears wearing man suits, joel.
>>68515450
>being this mad
Keking at ur life tbqh
>>68515469
That actually was a ball though
>>68515455
Stop bullying
Who /teambacktobeingshit/ here?
>>68515503
I appreciate your dedication to the royals commercials. It's the first time they've spent money making royals commercials in years
Oh great, Royals """"fans"""" coming out of hiding. Where were you all when you were getting swept?
>>68515509
Do you think it would be ok to just pay Omar the rest of his cash now so he can continue his blossoming love story, Danny be watching him thru them binocs, you know it.
>>68515520
My team never stopped being shit.
why aren't you voting ichiro for the all star game?
>>68515527
Then at least your team never gave you hope.
>>68515525
Mourning the death of the greatest to ever live
>>68515525
Shitposting in other teams threads or watching our commercials in order to find the hidden easter eggs Ned so cleverly placed in the background.
>>68515528
Because it's the all-star game, not the all-retirement party
>>68515524
I'm aware and I don't want this ride to stop, how long till Danny dons his bear suit, do you think he wears it when him and Omar are having mutually dominant sex?
>>68515547
Then why did Jeter get in?
>>68515558
Cause jew York fans are cancer.
>>68515538
That's not Omar Infante and he died today.
>>68515558
I'm just telling you why I didn't vote for him. I didn't vote for Jeter either.
>>68515513
He's a salty little bitch. Let him vent. He's pissing into an ocean of piss.
>>68515520
we'll get through it m's bro
>twins
>>68515558
Because MLB rigs the voting. See Infante getting hosed last year
>>68515455
Salty as fuck lmao. Detoilet BTFO like every other day
>>68515583
I'll continue to watch but I've given up on them reaching the playoffs. Maybe dipoto and servais have something in motion for next year
>>68515538
>>68515543
Buncha fakeass frontrunning fuckbois, that's all you is
>>68515455
You don't even deserve to live considering what a shithole you come from.
>>68515585
I'd like to see Infante ride Duffy's hose, know what I mean?
>>68515598
Why are you so mad?
>>68515598
You detoilet fags are so mad right now
>>68515566
Jeter had decent numbers going into the All-Star break though.
Cal Ripken had much worse numbers going into the All-star game of his retirement year
>>68515607
He don't have a Danny Duffy to love.
If the Barves fuck this up again...
BRAVES HAVE BASES LOADED 0 OUTS AGAIN
CURRENTLY 0/2
>>68515609
Just bullshitting. Any fan is better than royals fans and what they did to the ASG.
they did it
>>68515607
Why are you so bandwagon?
>>68515608
Fuck Detoilet
Kek they actually won
THANK FUCKING GOD
BARVES WIN
>>68515631
>any fan is better than the fans that actually vote
Mad?
congrats on the W, barves fans. you only got about 35 of them left this season
FUCK YEAH BRAVES
>>68515650
Sure maybe if they voted for people who deserved to be there.
Yay. I'm happy.
>>68515622
>>68515627
BRAVES WIN
BRAVES WIN
THEEEEEEEEE BRAVES
WIN
>>68515645
>>68515646
>>68515658
>>68515660
>not tanking for draft position
>>68515667
Missed trips by one sadly
>>68515650
Ok, why is Dyson in the front? I love all the Royals, but really? I mean, come on man...
>>68515666
If it were about who deserved to be there then voting wouldn't decide who was there.
>>68515678
>tanking in the MLB
does this actually work?
>>68515693
look at the stros. they may not be doing well right now but they have a lot of talent and a loaded farm
>>68515690
He got there first. THAT WHAT SPEED DO
>>68515692
That's the kind of logic I'd expect from a meth head shitsouri resident 2bh
>>68515693
Hell, doesn't hurt to try, they're in rebuild mode anyhow, they're not looking to keep most of their players or so I hear.
>>68515693
Worked for the Astros for one season at least.
>>68515693
as long as you've got the right people in the front office
>>68515700
I hope the Astros get up there, they're a really talented team, I like Altuve and Gattis, the young talent isn't bad either.
>>68515702
>tfw I'm none of those
>tfw I'm better than you
Fan voting is cancer, plain and simple. Meme team of the year gets all the votes, while elite players on bad teams get ignored because the fanbase is apathetic from watching decades of losing
>>68515690
Jarrod Dyson is a beautiful man, a beautiful human being. He's made of lightning and deserves to be first in all things, all the time.
>Alfredo Simon is 2-7 with a 9.45 ERA
>14 home runs given up in 52 innings
>Is still in the majors
>Is making 2 million dollars
I'll never understand in sports how some people can be so inept and completely incompetent at their one job and still reap so much reward.
Just how?
>>68515720
He tore up that fucking dance floor
>>68515730
go to bed donald
>>68515702
Dude, I'm from Missouri and that logic was fucked, so please don't. But then again I enjoy Dancing with the Stars, I consider it my favorite sport alongside baseball. That fucking Bruno, dude gets me.
>>68515728
Please visit the doctor and have your butt checked for butt hurt.
>>68515714
Astros are the better comparison because Cubs can add way more through free agency than the Braves could.
>>68515730
I would rather them all have just cuddled Morales' supple curves.
>>68515745
>admitting to sucking cock on the reg
Gays not welcome
But the women professional dancers on that show are hot af
Name something more arbitrary and meme tier than hitting for the cycle
>>68515730
First one to inseminate your wife?
>>68515731
It's best not to think about it
>>68515771
No hitter alerts when it's only the 5th inning
>>68515771
No hitters
Dingers
Double plays
>>68515771
its fun because its arbitrary and memey. its a game, anon. its supposed to be FUN
>>68515776
I've never had sex.
>>68515758
Morales brings a good amount of thiccness but Perez has that juicy thicc that don't quit and he's MVP
Most Voluptious Posterior
>>68515765
>People have moved on to arguing over transgenders using the same bathroom as them
>You're still afraid of gays
Hey man.
>>68515797
CURRENT YEAR
U
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R
E
N
T
>>68515745
>>68515792
>Kansass Shitty Gayals
>>68515809
Your team is guaranteed to be gayer than the royals
>>68515783
Please stop posting
>>68515771
When they show a player's stats on t.v. And mention that he has a 4 game hitting streak
>>68515809
That wasn't very clever, and certainly is far from fabulous.
>>68515731
Don't forget Panda.
>>68515797
If you help us fight the xes and the xirs then you can evolve from your second class citizenry
Can the roylels go back to sucking so these fairweather shitposters can fuck off already
>>68515792
>Abstaining from sex til marriage
>proud
You go girl
I wasn't aware that's what his MVP award was, I thought it was Most Vigorous Puppy-Latino, Cuthler Chesburt gonna get that one this year with that cute ass smile.
>>68515832
o baby boy you have got some kinda butted hurtedness about you my boy
>>68515817
>tells me to stop posting when he's really just jealous he didn't come up with it first
Pathetic
>>68515839
>implying he has willingly abstained from sex
Toppest of keks
>>68515839
Just a beautiful team all around. Sexiest team in baseball, and also the best team too.
>>68515832
>Shitposting
We're just all gay, why are you guys mad? Geez, go fight some gender fluids.
>>68515771
Any "championship" in where the best pitcher wasn't present. Or just rings in General
>>68515854
He wouldn't have admitted to it if it wasn't by choice. Pretty easy to figure that one out, simple if you know how.
>>68515867
>no trip
phew I almost took the bait
>>68515841
No, those were just terrible answers and nowhere near as memey as the cycle
>>68515867
I DETERMINE THE WORLD SERIES WINNERS USING STATISTICS UNDER CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR.
I DON'T SHARE THOSE THO
>>68515860
I think we can all agree on the former, show me a sexier team, I dare ya.
>>68515893
>he actually believes this
>>68515867
Kek
>>68515854
Please don't gossip about me, it's very catty and not at all hetero.
While I've got you, get an eyeful of Brett Eibner.
>>68515876
He is not a virgin by choice
>>68515908
He's like Hoz's sexier cousin.
>>68515902
Do you have any reasoning for why those are memeier or are you just fishing for (You)s by being retarded?
>>68515921
Why are you so concerned about his sexual situation? Is yours so devoid of action that you need to make yourself feel better by declaring someone to be at the same low point as you? Don't drag this beautiful humans high morals into the mud, you filthy, filthy man.
>>68515921
You are just my little queen of gossip.
>>68515924
Just a sexy team from 'top' to 'bottom'. Too bad they ditched Omar, that was a god-like jawline. C'est la vie
>>68515945
I have the same amount of reasons as the post I originally responded to as well as your post that shat on my post
Your American League all star starting pitcher
>5-0 1.77
>>68515921
Whoa bro, the guy fighting for your abstinence and declaring our teams sexiness is one and the same.
>>68515756
>Astros are the better comparison
how's that working out for them
>>68515771
unassisted triple play
>>68515955
Honestly though, the people focused on that guy's virginity are either virgins themselves or underage teens who think sex makes you cool
Once you have sex you realize it's not a big deal
>>68515959
Omar and Danny will never be together.
>>68515959
Ok idk how you can be a gay and still be a virgin but this guy >>68515955 wants your dick. Tho you are both clearly bottoms so idk how that will work out. You will probably figure it out
YALL MOTHER FUCKERS CAN ONLY RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOUR DIVISION HAS 4 (FOUR) TEAMS ABOVE .500
NOT SO FAST, EVERY OTHER SHITTY DIVISION
>>68515968
And they are...
Nothing? Okay lol. Cool story
>>68516005
FUCK I MEAN 4 (FOUR) TEAMS AT OR ABOVE .500
FUCK YOU WHO SUX PICK UP THE SLACK
>>68516005
Which team is Django?
>>68515974
I posted this too >>68515708
You can't just say "go do what the Cubs have done" and ignore the difference in ability to add a big free agents
>>68515994
This guy has had sex and probably waited to do it with the right partner, good for you, enjoy your life free of stds.
Harold Reynolds LITERALLY CUMMING HIMSELF over this
>>68516007
>Nothing
Same reasons you gave. So who is right? Me, obviously
>>68515996
We'll always remember the moments they shared, passing a large tool between each other while Omar begged Danny to "let him see it"... gives me chills!
>>68516019
>the right partner
You mean a woman?
>>68516005
wew lad
we are brothers in memes
>>68515997
Are you implying that all gays are sluts and have sex as soon as possible? If that's your belief set then why don't you turn gay, I mean you're so obviously desperate for intercourse of any kind.
>>68516005
wow boy
>>68516021
still maintain that was a stupid play. it might have been a tiny bit slower if he did a traditional flip, though even that I doubt, but it would have been far more accurate and kinsler wouldn't have been forced to make such a slow throw due to his unbalanced position
>>68516005
Just got swept but I'll still give you a (You)
>>68516047
Someone who isn't going to bang someone else anytime soon.
>>68516005
>tfw not above .500
>>68515969
Dude's a machine Boston. Pray to Kek that this isn't a one season fluke like Dickey had 4 years ago.
>>68516057
Why are you so mad?
>>68516036
They are so perfect for each other, their numbers even reflect it.
>23-10 followed by 10-23
>>68516077
Don't be such a prude
>>68516102
right behind ya bro
>>68516103
I don't want sores on my dick, so I only bang in relationships, luckily I've been with the same girl for 4 years, the sex isn't super on on the reg, but two or three times a week is alright.
>>68516102
You don't appreciate the beauty of the symmetry?
>>68516102
like potterry, which is an art btw
>>68516119
I prefer abstract art
>>68516138
That would be the team that created the record rather than the record itself
>Jordan Bastian @MLBastian 1h1 hour ago
>Kipnis: "This entire series was more on the position players." Indians scored 7 runs and went 1-for-19 with RISP in series @ KC.
man getting swept sucks
>Jordan Bastian @MLBastian 1h1 hour ago
>Francona: "We didn't play very well. I think that's on me. They weren't prepared to play tonight and I guarantee you that'll change."
yeah okay pal
>>68516064
Apologize.
>>68516116
>two or three times a week
Ayyyyy lmao
Can someone purple pill me on the Astros?
THE RANGERS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEEEEE
Can someone steroid shot me about the Cubs?
>>68516180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ
>>68516153
Tito is pretty good at rallying the troops during a rough stretch and the off day should help refocus them.
>>68516081
I'm waiting to see how he does over the whole year, we've seen this story before:
1995 Tim Wakefield, first half: 7-1, 1.61 ERA
1995 Tim Wakefield, second half: 9-7, 3.85 ERA
>>68516116
>I only bang in relationships
>2-3 times a week
I don't wanna give u this L so please tell me you're 40 and have children.
>>68516212
He willingly took the L
>>68514301
Wow brad must have a great dick even with the circumcision
>>68516221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StoCKaZxOa4
>pissboi giving relationship advice
I forgot about shoeless joe senpaitachi
on that question about who you think should be in the hall that's not on the ballot anymore
>>68516219
Hey man, working full time and working on a house, sometimes it's difficult to get the mood, man, you'll understand one of these days.
>>68516298
Clearly your gf is a 7/10 and just isn't doing it for you anymore
>>68514366
>27% Pete
>73% Ichiro
>>68516198
Mm. This too. Saw it with MiGonzo last year.
I think the second half may finally give either the O's or Sox the room to run with the division. Wright may well be a catalyst. Or maybe Thrillman losing his 2014 repeat edge.
Still, not complaining its the two fun ALE teams.
>>68516298
>justifying being a cuck
>>68516298
I understand if you're like a grown adult and not having sex because you're busy and old but 3 times a week is sad brother. That's the amount of nuts I busted on Sunday alone. You get sucked up and serviced at least 3 times a week yeah?
>>68516422
>That's the amount of nuts I busted on Sunday alone.
Doesn't count if you're alone
Do you guys think the Division Series should be changed from 5 to 7 games?
I do
>>68516452
Why
>>68516462
Because nobody wants to watch sweeps in 5
>his team won't have 5 position players starting in the All-Star Game
>>68516447
no the but mlb will probably do it because $$$
>>68516485
What race are they
>>68516462
Then the world series will be in mid November.
Baseball isn't like shitty NBA playoffs with all 4 out of 7 series even in the easy as hell 1 vs 8 seed
>>68516437
That's a good one. I've been in a very healthy interracial relationship for 3 months now.
>>68516494
American I guess
>>68516494
human
Reminder that not getting swept by the A's is like winning a world series for rags fans
>>68516512
what, is your hand a color other than brown?
>>68516494
They're girls, but I didn't expect you to know that.
>>68516557
>that hair
>those brows
Barf , by the way at least 2 of them are Filipino don't be dumb
>>68516582
I've literally never seen a Filipino other than Pacquiao.
>>68516582
Are you seriously gay?
>>68516614
Addison Russell is a flipper.
>>68516625
If you love going to hot topic and looking for "lulsorandumb" girls then there's no help for you family
Then again your waifu is a butterface that pretends to like baseball so Im giving you too much credit.
>>68516625
He's mostly nig
>>68516557
Hoz and moose ran a train on her last year btw
![Ben-Zobrist-Wife-Julianna-Zobrist-pics[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ztHHfFv.jpg "Ben-Zobrist-Wife-Julianna-Zobrist-pics[1]")
>>68516665
>missing quads
>taking issue with based Julianna
What a terrible cunt you are.
>>68516667
Source? Pretty much every flipper I've met have been frat brahs who try to impersonate niggas.
>>68516671
Good for them. Do you think Ben watched?
>>68516720
>source
Google it. Also I've never heard of a Filipino having such an Anglo name.
>>68516720
>Do you think Ben watched?
It's the reason he signed with the cucks
>>68516720
Who tf is Julianna? What happened to that who Sox broad you used to never shut up about?
Say my name
>>68516771
Justin Upton
>>68516771
Mike
who here /drunk/
>>68516913
ayyyy
>>68516917
muh orange and black sp00ky bird boi
>>68516933
Hoping for a fun series, even right after ASB
>>68516947
Same. August will be beautiful.
inb4 jints vs orilels
>>68516962
In the WS, I mean
Jesus fuck vodka
>>68516771
todd frazier
>>68516967
Stop posting famamalam
Go to sleep and go Jints :D
>>68516973
thx bb
yeah, It's time for bed haha
>>68516005
there's nothing cool about the fuggin whos
While Ichiro hits 4257, Japanese Hanshin fans trail enemy team's mascot (Giabbit, the Yomiuri Giants's mascot).
Hanshin is said to be the rival of Giants, and Hanshin fans are something offensive to Giants always.
This is the cultural level of Japanese proffessional baseball.
>wake up thinking the game happened to see results
>it didn't happen
>>68517083
uniform letter says "Obliterate Yomiuri"
I hope we get lots of nippon bros in here posting with us when ICHI gets 3k
i just woke up thinking the white sox were back to tied in first place so i checked
why wont i just die already
>>68517153
....those veins though..............
........if you know what I'm implying.......
>>68517182
I bet Ichiro's hung for a chinese guy
>>68517175
the who?
>>68517207
He's Korean
>>68517056
hanshin sucks tho
Who is Roy Holiday?
>>68517241
watch out or Japan will declare war on your shitty country
nobody knows where Ichiro was actually born
Has there evern been a more zany, whimsical, farcical team than the Whos of Shitcongo?
>>68517268
I wanna see a birth certificate, I dont think he was born in the US
>both American League wild card spots are in the AL East
Why does this seem to happen so often? Sort of weird with baseball schedules forcing you to play the teams in your division 19 fucking times that the records can end up like that, but in the AL East it's extremely common.
Least it's not as bad as the NL Central last year.
is the death of cubs to be taken seriously
>>68517286
Since the double wild card was implemented, no AL division has taken both wild cards.
>>68517153
we'll celebrate it at each community which we have so many in Japan
most of us cant read eng
only weird perverse japanese visit here like me
>>68517268
Some serious controversy on Ichiro's birthplace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ichiro_Suzuki#Ichiro.27s_birthplace_and_hometown
>>68517268
Everybody knows he's Mongolian. What do you mean nobody knows?
>>68517317
Is he still followed closely by people in Japan? I know he was when he was with us in Seattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H17AqrJ-1M
>>68517312
Sorry, wasn't referring specifically to the wildcard but more that they seem to often have a pretty competitive division even though you'd think they'd wipe each other out by playing each other.
>>68517345
Yeah, before the new wildcard wasn't it the Yankees and Red Sox who made the playoffs almost every year?
>>68514698
Ichiro was hitting at Japanese minor league too though
nigun
>AL East
>AL Central
>>68517268
Aichiken of course
let's take a guess: Ichiro over/under 5 inches?
Anyone remember watching this live? good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL-XjMCPfio
>>68517371
Yeah, Jays had a year with 87 wins and they were 4th in their division. Yankees and Sox have been competitive forever and Rays and Orioles have had a number of good years.
>>68517342
of course
top news about Japanese players belinging to MLB are still Ichiro's act
>>68517425
does Japanistan like Kei Igawa?
who is the best player in Japan now?
>>68517345
You can check the standings splits on this page
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/index.jsp
Orioles have beat up on the Central, Red Sox so far have beat up on the West, and Blue Jays have beat up on the East.
>>68517382
>AL West
Makes me wonder how good the Rags actually are.
>June and the jints are still way out in front
Is their meme magic really true? Will the shitposting ever let up if they win it all?
>>68517425
That's cool. How about Aoki and Iwakuma? 4 of the 9 active Japanese MLB players have been on the memeiners
plus Suzuki, Hasegawa, Kida, Kaz Sasaki, and Johjima
>>68517438
Japanese era Igawa is highly rated as you know, but NYY's Igawa is laughed by us too. Not disliked though.
Of course Shohei Ootani is.
He should challenge MLB at once, from now, just now.
i'm really sad the marlins dont face mariners this year.
>>68517463
Nope, Pence is out for the year most likely.
>>68517487
No he isn't you dumb fucking idiot
>>68517487
What if they actually grab Braun?
>>68517466
Johjima fishs fish everyday as his hobby.
Sometimes appears on local fishing program.
Fisherman Johjima looks happier than baseball time.
he is pitcher though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoR1wG2u17k
Mune was an Ichiro fanboy
"I guess I judged it just based on his appearance. `Ichiro does it with his thin body. He can beat big and strong pitchers. He hits tons of hits, homeruns.'
It's like Superman. I even imagined he might be a usual business man in the daytime, and turns to a strong ballplayer at night. I wondered why he can hit more than anybody with the thin body.
I thought I wanted to be a Superman, too. `I am small, but I may become like Ichiro', My brain was telling me. 'I can't become like Kiyohara or Matsui, but I can be Ichiro.' My brain decided so. If Ichiro can hit, I may be able to do it. It mustn't be only me who thought that way. I was just one of the millions of Japanese baseball kids who thought the same way.
I was obsessed with Ichiro. I bought a book with my money for the first time in my life. The book was called 'Everything about Ichiro'. I read it like crazy. I was an 8th grader.
Then, Ichiro came to Kagoshima.
I was a 9th grader then. April 16th, 1996, Kamoike Stadium in Kagoshima. I heard that there would be a Marines-Bluewave game, so I asked my mom for tickets, and went there to see the game with two friends.
I dropped my teeth just watching the fielding practice.
'What a strong arm he has.'
During the game, I saw him catch a right liner sliding, and throw the ball like a lightening. I saw him being run after by the fans after the game. They climbed down to the ground and approached Ichiro, but he ran away. That was also really fast.
He also hit a homer.
I was sitting in a seat right above the first-base dugout. Two hits and a home run. I learned later that the hits were from Hideki Irabu, and the homer was from Toshihide Narumoto. But, it didn't matter to me who pitched. Ichiro clashed the homer to the right, springing the thin body like a rubber, right in front of me.
He was no longer something in the too far away universe.
I saw him that close, and he was a light."
>>68517493
With what farm system?
>>68517623
SF has a better farm than the >doyers. We have a smarter front office with less money but tons more prospects and talent.
>mfw tuned into the Pirates game after work
>>68515538
but Willie Bloomquist is still alive Anon, he got a job in the D-Backs' front office after he retired :^)
>>68517846
Nigga, Dodgers best minor league players have all went up to majors is why. Well, not all of them. Still have de leon left.
>>68517477
Otani will go to Dodgers. His favorite mlb player is kershaw, dodgers have money, maeda, and the there is a jpn population in LA. He already almost went to LA before he decided to stay in Japan. Plus if he wants to hit, which he has stressed, he would be better off going to the NL.
Otani still needs to work on his off speed pitches. He has had blister problems this year so his command hasn't been as great.
>>68517846
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2645642-ranking-all-30-mlb-farm-systems-post-2016-mlb-draft/page/10
>>68514614
>based Brad
>not good
>>68518716
>8 game losing streak
>no where to be found
we call Kinsler "Slerkin".
it's japanese meme.
>>68519229
does it translate into "BASED" at all?
>>68519278
wa wa wa what?
>>68514366
Ichiro
cool article
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=29540
>So how many major-league hits would Suzuki have if his entire professional career had been spent in America? If you take a conservative approach and assume that he wouldn’t have become a regular until at age 22, then Suzuki likely has around 4,100 hits. If you give his American team a bit more credit and assume he’d be playing regularly at 21 then 4,250 hits is a decent estimate. If you buy fully into the alternate universe placing him with the Mariners again and Suzuki taking the same full advantage of Piniella’s faith and coaching to crack the lineup at age 20, then 4,400 hits is doable.
Ichiro is a HOFer but is he a first ballot HOFer?
>counting hits from a country that we dropped 2 nukes on
>>68519229
Kongo pls go
Why are people acting like Ichiro broke Rose's record? The hits record should only count MLB hits.
Japanese baseball is played at a lower level than MLB. The worst MLB team would destroy the best NPB team, that's the difference in levels.
>>68529638
Because it's a meme, Anon. Everyone loves Asian players because they're rare and silly. They're usually among the top fan favorites on any team. So everyone's excited for the guy because why not, who cares. Of course he didn't break Pete Rose's record, everybody knows that, but it's just for fun
let people have fun
>Apologize
>Thoughts
>It's coming home
>Discuss
>Say my name
>>68530005
We're being slid so hard right now it's not even funny.
>>68529638
i unironically think that the reds or the rays would get clowned on by the top jap teams
>>68529638
Its worth every salty tear that comes out of Pete Rose. Everyone knows he has the most hits but he still gets so salty it's honestly hilarious. I guarantee he says more about this and I can't wait.
>>68529638
>Japanese baseball is played at a lower level than MLB.
This is a false equivalency because it's irrelevant to Ichiro. He hit better in MLB than he did in Japan, and they play 20+ less games there. If he had started here he would've passed Rose years ago. Also pitchers in Rose's era were a joke compered to day other than the one or two extreme HoFers.
That said, Rose obviously still has the official title, but it's still funny because he gets asspained about everything.
I had to wade through so much divegrass bullshit to find this thread gents. Hold me /mlb/
Detoilet has a better chance than the royals
>http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/16254034/david-wright-new-york-mets-surgery-disk-neck
rip captain ;_;
>>68530954
>the Whos
>that drop
WEW
>>68530964
>David will never get a ring because of two teams completely hopped up on meth while playing
Life just isn't fair
>>68530954
lmao the sox graph literally looks like a roller coaster
>>68530964
>NYMemes
and nothing of value was lost
>>68530900
they need a containment board srsly
>>68530964
when is he just gonna hang up the cleats? he's made of glass that just consistently breaks every time we think he's finally healthy enough to play more than every other day.
>>68531092
>meth
the 2000 Yankees and 2006 Cardinals were all on meth?
I'd make Tony Romo jokes, but David Wright is a better third baseman than Romo is a quarterback, and the Mets don't suck dick like the Cowboys do.
>>68531100
>>68531029
To think people gave their fans shit when they said they were going to collapse
>>68531171
>the 2000 Yankees
Wright wasn't playing in 2000 m8
>>68530809
>He hit better in MLB than he did in Japan
No
>>68531162
the more containment boards, the more we become like le reddit. I'm sure the based new Azn owner would be fine with it because east Asia can't into soccer anyway
>>68531220
still, though, that Cards team? I thought the Missouri meth jokes had become dank by now except for that one Reds fans who always mentions it when he shits on STL
>>68531198
no one thought they were going to collapse THAT hard. Everyone knew Latos was playing over his head, but now they effectively only have 2 SP.
>>68531198
>white sox
>fans
kek
>>68531424
Lucky for the who's the central isn't that good. The 4 teams aren't really that much better with strengths and weaknesses. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm starting to think the tigers will win the division if they can get a competent fucking bullpen.
>>68531792
>tigers
Performing at their absolute unsustainable peak right now and still shit.
>>68531980
>Indians
Mediocre offense and mediocre bullpen but God tier rotation
>tigers
JUST tier bullpen with great offense and a decent rotation
>royals
Well below average rotation but god tier bullpen and above average offense
>who's
Mediocre offense with a top heavy rotation and an average bullpen.
This is a tough list to choose from. The easy choice would be the royals just because of who they are.
>>68532100
Pretty solid assessment. Fuckin meme magic man. How does it work?
>>68517382
Damn that's tight. AL Least and Comedy Central confirmed for actually competitive tier. Are other divisions even trying? Seattle gets a cookie, everyone else think on your sins.
>>68518351
>Ohtani will go to the dojers
I swear if they take yet another cool asian pitcher I will lose it. Spread the love in the NL, man...
>>68530964
that what he deserves for glaring at Utley-chan during the NLDS
>>68518351
Ohtani needs to go to the White Sox. They have a glaring need at both OF and SP. Two birds with one stone!
Barves will recover and we'll be nice and decent in our new stadium which will be comfy.
>>68526193
Definitely
>>68529638
The hits record does only count MLB hits. Nobody is saying it should do otherwise. Stay mad though.
>>68530900
Why do you not have /mlb/ filtered to stay at the top?
>>68532795
The stadium is in such a shit location though
And iirc the country can't even afford it lol
>>68533095
*County
Tony Gwynn struck out 434 times, 4.2% of the time.
career games with:
1 K: 399
2 K: 34
3 K: 1
4 K:
>>68533141
t. @aceofmlbstats
>>68533202
lots of cool Gwynn stats on that account today
Old school Yankeewood baseball,
Joe Girardi's ten feet tall
Old school Yankeewood baseball,
Me and Frankie Everall
>>68530954
based fangraphs recognizing the underperforming pitching talent in Detroit
Greene and Norris will replace Pelfrey and Boyd and will create an average to above average rotation
VMart will heal
iglesias will hit 275
miggy will hit 320
JD will wake up
zim zam will recover
goatlander still dominating
Fulmer winning roty
kinsler finally gonna get recognized
degoatlet
If only the Giants had an outfielder like Duvall or something.
>>68533455
19 dingers already
>>68533455
Delete this
>>68533455
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2016/6/14/11936700/sf-giants-adam-duvall-trade
>>68533273
Old school Yankeewood
Old school yankeewood
>>68516771
Giancarlo Stanton
say my name
>>68516153
Francona always makes the change
>RHP Alec Asher suspended 80 games without pay after testing positive for Dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, a PED.
>filthies
https://twitter.com/BillShaikin/status/743488857631395841
>#Phillies P Alec Asher suspended 80 games (testosterone-related PED).
>>68534071
>>68534081
when will they learn?
Mariners @ Rays
>>68534147
its early come shitpost with me
>>68533434
Won 0 (zero) games against the Indians this year
>>68534101
LOL LOOK AT THAT FUGGIN MANLET
>Dehydrochlormethyltestosterone is an anabolic steroid also known as oral turinabol, which East Germany developed in 1962.
>>68534261
but only 2.5 (two and half) games back
>>68514698
4219
rose has 4767
ichiro has 4440 (minus japanese postseason hits which I couldn't find)
cobb has 4368
>>68530809
he got more hits though
>>68533434
>JD will wake up
he's been awake for at least a month now
Both Brandon McCarthy (elbow ligament replacement surgery) and Hyun-Jin Ryu (shoulder surgery) came through their rehab starts over the weekend without issue. Each will pitch again later this week.
who did this senpai
https://twitter.com/AllStarGame/status/743493188074123264
>>68534071
>the same thing colabello and gordon were on
the whole contaminated supplement theory is looking more and more plausible
>>68534773
I don't think the PED Gordon got busted for was the same.
>>68534700
>no smashmouth
>>68516153
>>68534059
Tito is based desu
>>68534632
>JD
the stats agree, I am suprised
MUH PROSPECTS
>>68535578
C O N T R E R A S
NO MORE FEDORA
>>68535578
>>68535761
HOLY FUCK IT'S REALLLLL
>Willson contreras coming up for cubs. Federowicz the corresponding move. #cubs @Ken_Rosenthal on it
https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/743485457275756544
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>68533455
>Plays in a babby park, increasing his HR's
>Literal shit-tier OBP
>Pitchers haven't even adjusted to him yet
He's a meme that's not even as good as first-half PEDerson last year. He'll be forgotten about by the end of the year once he collapses post-ASB.
>>68537446
He has replacement level defence.
>>68514301
Holy shit didn't see this until just now but beautiful OP, 10/10 bravo. So cerebral!
Who /JUST/ here?
>Edinson Volquez is the best pitcher on the 2016 FA market
>>68518373
>That nigga thought the giants had a better farm system
Lol
