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Why didn't he just score?
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Why didn't he just score?
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>>68503234
Iceland was defending, which was clearly unfair and small minded.
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He wasn't playing against Mälmo FF
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>>68503234
he scored a hattrick in his mind
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>>68503234
>le smile for the cameras man
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The icewall was in the way.
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They weren't leading by at least 2 goals already
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>"I thought defending is against the rules"
>"do you even know who I am"
>"I will make big trouble in Madrid"
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>“I thought they’d won the Euros the way they celebrated at the end, it was unbelievable"
>“When they don’t try to play and just defend, defend, defend, this is in my opinion shows a small mentality and they are not going to do anything in the competition"
>“They are not going to do anything”

What is he going to say if Protugal is eliminated and Iceland gets to the next round?
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>>68504112
Seriously, he's just a bitter cunt. He literally can't comprehend why Iceland was happy because he's on top of the world and he's unhappy.

He's like the guy who has a 10/10 girlfriend he doesn't really like but he gets mad at some buddy who is in love with a 5/10.
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To be honest Iceland played like complete shit and didn't even deserve the 1-1. They didn't play to win, they played not to lose and they aren't going to get far with that mindset. Almost double the fouls and 2 yellows (that should've been more to be honest). The anti-football tactics deployed by them are not what the sport should be about at all, it only leads to ugly and just plain not exciting games. If it was any other team they would be being criticized right now but,
>muh nordic underdogs
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>>68505169
That's soccer
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>>68505169
That's not even true you fuck.
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>>68505169
I thought Cristiano's boyfriend was in France with him.

>inb4 he was in Orlando
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NO PENALTI NO PARTY
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>>68505169
>have 20% possession of the ball
>criticised for defending 80% of the time
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>>68505169
are you ronaldo
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>>68503234
He only scores on small teams like Eibar or Malmo
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>>68505569
That's Icelandic football.

>>68505711
Did we watch the same game?

>>68505821
I also thought your mom was in Mexico cooking beans but in fact she's sucking my dick.

>>68506043
>park the bus for 90 minutes
Gee I wonder why they had 20% possession.

>>68506171
Upboated
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>>68505169
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>>68505169
>2 yellows (that should've been more to be honest).
pepe red
carvalho red
mario yellow
gomes yellow
nani yellow
none given
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if he had 1/3 the opportunities that giroud ou gignac had today, he would be top scorer of the tournament, we don't have a team that can play with him
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>>68507310
Never be a referee
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>>68507494
a person who shoots a free kick in the very last second directly into the wall not once but twice instead of playing it indirectly to allow his team which is inside the box with 9 man to score with a higher percentage doesnt deserve any respect.
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>>68507617
you were asking for more cards for the icelanders.. my point is there could have been more for both teams
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>>68507687
I don't see how Carvalho even deserved a red
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>>68506580
Albania really parked the bus vs. France today. Iceland didn't tbqh.

Sure, they played somewhat cautously, did you really expect they'd charge a much stronger team head-on, you moron?
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>>68507620
*posts messi's free kick in the final of wc*

he has better chances of scoring from the free kick than giving the ball to all those losers, especially if none of them are taller than the icelanders
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post more like this
>DONALDO
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>>68507808
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>>68505169
They had a few good chances, some in the start on some late. What the fuck do you expect of a country of literally 300k.

You sucked in that game, just deal with it - it happens. You had too many meme fifa players

Where the hell is Adrien Silva, Tiago? You have no real strikers, might as well bring in Danny from Russia, more brains than Nani.
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>>68507845
you know rowntree is a parody account right chad?
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>>68505169
Típico choro lagarto.
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>>68507923
you act like I care my friend
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>>68507892
he could've hit the corner flag, it's still more dangerous than crossing it to nani
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>>68507845
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>>68507795
by doing what carvalho is best at... dirty ass tackles

he already won the ball then he goes and lifts his trailing leg studs up into the thigh of the attacker.. by the rules that's red
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>>68508042
What he means by Gamli is something like Mate or old friend.
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>34 free kicks in euros/WC
>0 goals
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>>68508190
nah.. that was just this one game
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c.ronaldo has always been a cunt on the field, this is not news
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>“When they don’t try to play and just defend, defend, defend, this is in my opinion shows a small mentality and they are not going to do anything in the competition"

you'd think he'd remember Greece considering he was one of the victims of their bus parking :^)
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>>68507806
>Iceland didn't tbqh.
Please, that's exactly what they did. Luckily for them our strikers are complete shit.

>>68507903
>What the fuck do you expect of a country of literally 300k.
I don't know, maybe play to win like they did with the Netherlands?
I don't see them winning against Hungary playing like that at all

>>68508143
>clean cuts are now dirty ass tackles
Oh please, Carvalho isn't Pepe
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>>68505169
TSUUUUUUUUU
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>>68508302
don't get me wrong.. I adore carvalho, but he's a dirty fuck.. just goes about his business more quietly
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what's with the donaldo internet defense force?
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>>68503234
Because they built ice wall
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>butthurt portugals
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>>68503330
What's the meme with malmo?
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>>68509883
they got rekt 8-0 by madrid in the champions league
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>>68506580
Damn, with 20% possession you almost expect them to do something with that...
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>>68505169
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>>68503234
Because Iceland defended unlike Armenia, Estonia, Malmo, Eibar and other victims of Penaldo
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>>68505169
So what ? Albania played like this against France today yet Greasememe and Payet still scored.

Cristiano "second best player in the world" Donaldo couldn't even shoot on target against fucking Iceland and threw two last-minute free-kicks in the wall
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>>68507892
kek
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>>68505169
t. salty iberian taco
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>>68507494
>mfw muh freekick specialist
>mfw have 2 at the end of the match
>mfw shots both to the wall
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>>68507892
it really makes you think
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>>68514887
I agree Frenchbro

He's just making excuses

>but they parked the bus
>but fouls

That's not against the rules, if they know they can get a point by defending more power to them.
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>>68505169
t. Tsuuuuuuu
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>>68507808
> *post messi's free kick...*

This isn't one of your weeaboo cartoons Aurelio
*teleports behind your back and stabs you with a katana an infinite number of times*

Also, based Gylfi
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>>68516897
ayy lmao
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>“He’s just a sore loser,” the defender Kari Arnason said.

>“He didn’t want to lose the game. What does he expect – for us to play like Barcelona against him? He fannies about and dives around.”

>And to add insult to injury, Arnason added: “We didn’t pay any extra attention to him.”

>“We didn’t pay any extra attention to him.”

kek

KEK
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>>68517048
>“We didn’t pay any extra attention to him.”
KEK His poor ego
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>>68505169
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>>68505169
You're a moron. You're criticizing Iceland for effective tactical play?? They were outclassed, of course they're going to play counter attacking soccer. Sorry they didn't play 3 at the back so Ronaldo could score 2 tap ins and a penalty and act like he discovered water.
Are all Portugese giant faggots or is it just you and Ronaldo?
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>>68505169
Get over it, most of the teams park the bus about Spain, yet they win most of the time. If Portugal didn't want Iceland to defend they could've give them the ball.
Same happens with Barça. Atleti found a way to beat them by not having the ball and it's completely fair.
I blame C. Ronaldo for shooting like 10 times without any danger.
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>>68517121
what the FUCK was paypay even doing?

I hope Wales pulls the same stunt today

>inb4 Wales is the second one to pass the group stages
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>>68514887
Albania was actually attacking when they had the ball. Look at the game stats.
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>>68517048
>“We didn’t pay any extra attention to him.”
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>>68517048
This kills the tsuu
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>>68517048
>“We didn’t pay any extra attention to him.”
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>>68517150
he didn't trust manlet vierinha to win Kolbeinn in the air

Kolbeinn won 17 of 25 headed duels in the game, 5/7 he lost was against pepe
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>>68517221
5/8 sorry

1 to carvalho and 2 to danilo
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>>68509405
Based iceland
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>>68517048
>“We didn’t pay any extra attention to him.”
wew
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reminder that after all the hostility building up over the last days between iceland and portugal, the two sides are meeting in an important handball game today

22:00 Portugal-Iceland (23:26) Leg 2 WC playoffs
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>>68517048
When did Icelanders get so good at banter? The whole team is literally BTFO Ronaldo.
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>>68505169
>The anti-football tactics deployed by them are not what the sport should be about at all
no, it should be all about diving, whining to the ref and acting like a cunt post-match
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>>68517629

For many generations they've had nothing better to do during the cold winter, so they come up with top banter and then pass it on to their children, to use when an opportunity such as this presents itself
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WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM
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>>68506580
>Gee I wonder why they had 20% possession.
It symbolizes how many people in Portugal are white.
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>>68506580
FUCKING PEPE SHOULDVE GOTTEN A RED CARD HE LITTEARLY KICKED A GUY IN THE STOMACH THAT REF WAS A BIASED KEK
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>>68518619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRT95fyC_E
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>>68518592
>>68518619
>>68518640
aðeins róleg
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>>68518646
thanks based swiss
see you in the finals
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>>68504370
This
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>>68518646
So the fans are chanting Jú in the game?
Better than Tsuu
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Neckbeard on our side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC_nAIU30iI
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>>68518742
nah.. it's more of an incomprehensible synchronized shout

jú would be better.. if one person would shout "var það ekki", but it's just "drumdrum SHOUT/clap"
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Hysterics from a bitter bitchy queen. Sounds like that actress from sunset boulevard.

"I am big, it was Iceland that was small"

As if it was wrong for Iceland to play on their strengths, and go for the result. It was the logical thing to do and Portugal should have been prepared for that eventuality. You win some and you lose some or you draw some.
Acting like some dizzy queen brazilero fag though is going to do him no favours with anyone.
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>>68518840

Listen to the Italian people, they know tactics.
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>>68517121
>this defending
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>>68518639
Underated
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>Fernando Santos: Lageback is a great person, but he should have been more careful there. Icelanders did not show a great example of an honest game judging by the comments before the game"

why are the portuguese such sore losers? they didn't even lose...
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How will his PR team clean his mess this time? Will it be another unconfirmed rumour of him donating millions to some humanitarian cause?
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>>68518840
How's Sunset Boulevard btw? It has been sitting in my backlog a long time
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>>68518894
says the British guy
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>>68517629
The team? Are you pretending you didn't hear the crowd go TSU for 90 minutes? It was 1-1 on the pitch and like 7-1 for Island in the stands.
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>>68518619
"Some people fight for cod, we eat it" - Cristiano Ronaldo
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>>68518840
That bitch WAS big

>>68519020
Watch it
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>>68503234
He has a small dick mentality
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