>He doesn't rate based Albania
desu I lost my v card to an albanian prostie
8/8 such beautiful girl, 50 yuros well spent
>>68503113
>I'll never sow my seed into an Eastern European woman
>>68503280
at least you have those juicy latinas m8, much better imo. and the nigresses too, let's not forget them
>>68503280
I heard that Eastern European women throw themselves at you when you go there because they think you'll marry them and take them home with you so they can get out of their loser country
>>68503529
Hence the whole mail-order bride phenomenon, eh?
>>68503529
Yeah but then they leave you, take half of your money and remarry with someone from their country
>>68503563
Yeah. It's what Trump did
>>68503593
kek
>>68503583
You don't actually marry them, retard
>>68503529
>>68503563
Not at just random tourists though you have to pretend you're there for business.
>>68503529
I heard you are a mememaster from the memeschool of memes of memerica
they throw at you only if you are italian or spanish, french at a stretch
trashy STD-ridden whores
>tfw grandfather is albanian
>tfw literally the most stubborn nigga I know
hate it tbqh. but the other grandpa is k*rd so its worse. fml
>>68502187
those are pornstars arent?
>>68503668
What if I wear a cowboy hat?
>>68503702
> unironical k*rdspawn
How do you live with yourself?
>>68503529
I fucked three girls in Chania, Crete back in '13 on my way to a deployment, it was good shit. All one could say was "Hello" and "Want to sex?", was absolutely amazing. Haven't had sex since :'(.
>>68503735
idk ya should try
>>68503776
I hate it. he was a military officer though so he's not a terrorist at least
>>68503529
You are a bit late to the game.
Eastern Europe pussy marked for foreigners crashed circa 2005.
Save yourself troubles by getting cyka blyaded and just go to Netherlands, pay the eurobuck and fuck an imported eastern slut.
>ywn read Kadare in albanian
Lads.
>>68502187
desu are these the people who break into our homes when we lay on the beach in Spain?
>>68506826
>brown eyes
>white
>>68502187
Double demons. Would let them make fuck to me all night.
>>68502187
I WANT A BIG-TITTED GF! WHY CAN'T I SPEND DAYS EVERYDAY PLAYING AND SUCKING ON JUICY TITTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68507062
>brown skin
>white
>>68502187
i thought there muslim??
>>68507135
*HOURS
>>68503583
>>68503630
TOPKEK
>I wish I was at home eating yogurt and leek
>who are these bitches?
>the fans are too loud
>can't even shitpost on /sp/ like this
>my kidney hurts
>I wanna stay alone in a bunker...
>>68502187
wtf, they look like draculas
>>68503882
fuck you );
>>68507177
Albanians are muslim but not very religious
>>68502187
That thing Albanians do with their hands is absolute cancer though
>>68507177
there are christians there too dummy
>>68507807
it's an easy way to shot a photo
>>68502187
>eastern women
>>68507859
Yeah but it looks like something a 17 year old drug addict trying to look menacing would do
>>68507177
They are
>muslim
in the same way argentines are
>white
>>68507946
didn't see her face but i know its a trap
>>68507954
well, it's kinda childish but people use it for convenient pose mostly
>>68507142
>brown skin
>french
Basedbania.
>>68507946
oh shit what a G
>>68507946
topkek every time
>>68507946
kek
>>68503668
>>68505413
Wrong.
White french here, went to Russia for a few months, I speak fluent russian and I fucked over a dozen russki girls. The market for good eastern pussy is still very much open.
>>68503583
This is fact, it happened to a guy I know.
>>68506104
DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ITS SUCH A GREAT FEELING
>>68502187
found the left girl
>>68509855
fag
>>68507946
SAUCE
Post some eastern european trannies. Some of us love dicks. Enough with the dictatorship of those who just like pussy
>>68508024
You homos think every woman is a trap.
>>68509992
Girls that have her look are hot as fuck in their prime, but being almost 28 now, I can see the 30 year old version of her. Sure, she's stick fuckable, but after drugs, kids, sun tanning and a host of just good ol age, she'll drop from a 9/10 to a 5 or 6 at best.
tldr very few girls with her look age well.
>>68507062
>being a dick racist
>>68502187
I have a feeling those women would age pretty badly.
>>68502187
right HAS to be a pornstar
>>68507946
good shit anon
![1237141_10153781548777605_1343623253614940172_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sbcO1PR.jpg "1237141_10153781548777605_1343623253614940172_n[1].jpg")
>>68512469
This one used to be fat. She's like 25.
>>68503529
I think this meme has gone too far, my Russian "crush" is not like that, or maybe the meme is true but I was lucky.
>>68509855
I love you too :3
>>68507946
Kek
>>68502187
>tfw no big tity albanian gf
isn't albania just even shittier greece
>>68513973
nah it's literally a nation of criminals not even making it up, they are notorious for this
>>68507946
sauce NOW
>>68502187
janneke on the left (me on the right)
>>68514009
So they're non-white Americans?
>>68509992
Sauce please
>>68502187
>spend $8.95 on a plane ticket to Albania
>impregnate local farm girl
>leave
>>68514055
>non-white Americans
hate to break it to you but we're not white either
>>68515523
>farm town pitches in to buy her a ticket
>finds you from the little things you let out
>confronts you with a little one
>have to find a couple of graves later that night
just not worth it
>>68503433
For every 1 hot latina or black woman there are a million like pic related.
>>68515623
> his family isn't involved in gjakmarrja
Whites = plebs
>>68507135
Your are fucking Italian m8
Bitches from all over the world love your for some reason
>>68517017
it's because he isn't white
>>68517024
If he is a native Italian he'll be fine
>>68507483
underrated
>>68517017
Nice joke.
>>68507946
Just looked it up. 500 PLN is $127
>>68507954
It's the fucking Wu sign
>>68506946
Those aren't neither romanian/albanian/bulgarian, just gipsy scum
Don't fall for the memes
>>68517245
> implying
As an italian i'm having quite fun here in 5pa1n :^) the problem is they're still mediterranean, so they still see us as "exotic" but not as a german/english/american would do. Confirmed for Russia, a friend of mine went there and he was literally drowning in pussy
all women are whores/thread
>>68503668
Can confirm
>>68507807
It's supposed to represent the eagle in the flag
>>68507859
is retarded
Holt fuck, I'm lonely.
>>68521455
>It's supposed to represent the eagle
anyone can see that toni
>>68521455
I always felt like the black eagle on a red backdrop represents cancer eating away at healthy tissue.
>>68521966
Then you might need professional psychiatric help.
>>68502187
Are they pornstars?
>>68503668
>women from poor shit holes throw themselves at men from bankrupt shitholes
That sounds like it happens
Albanian living in greece ask me anything.
Im 25 and fix computers fo a living.
>>68507946
Top kek
>sauce never actually came
NONEN
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>>68525872
https://www.instagram.com/rikeroci/
https://www.instagram.com/iridoxaa/
>>68526044
TAQIFSHA
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CALL ME AL
>>68517680
Nah
A spanish and portugese guy would also be drowning in pussy
Brunette guys are just in high demand
>be a woman, don't need above average attractive level
>don't be fat
>buy breast implants
Life on easy mode
>>68503882
CHANIOLES
HANIOLESC
ANIOLESCH
NIOLESCHA
IOLESCHAN
OLESCHANI
LESCHANIO
ESCHANIOL
SCHANIOLE
pls confirm they were locals
>tfw might spend a weekend in Albania
Where should I go Albanbros
>>68533370
theth for mountain scenery
vlora llogara saranda for nice beaches
>>68507497
Well they have sucking in common.
>>68503683
>eastern europe
>STDs
good joke
>>68507946
A L P H A
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>>68533563
What about your capital city is it good
>>68507946
> tfw that Polish bird is probably hotter than every woman I've been with
> tfw been with a lot of women
Why even live in this fucking social experiment of a country. If I wanted fat ugly white girls I would be living in England...
>>68533705
they have a chicken bazaar in the middle of the capital
jesus why go to albania for holidays?
just go to montenegro or croatia or something
>>68533705
not that special tbhh
>>68533738
they're long gone
>>68507946
Are all albanians muzzies?
>>68507946
>in Eastern Europe you have quality hookers in the street, probably for dirt cheap
fuck, we only have fat, old, disgusting or also shitty brazilians
the good ones here do not work in street and are expensive as fuck
>>68509992
nice
>>68533937
To be fair not many places in the world have hot streetwalkers. Most of the higher quality girls know what they are worth and are booked through escort services.
Except Colombian whores. You'll see streetwalkers in Medellin that make the bitches you fantasize about look like Arya Stark.
>>68533937
>Are all albanians muzzies?
As muzziez as the girls you see in the OP
>>68534254
I actually considered doing sex tourism to Colombia/Brazil but then I realized they'll eat a pussy ass gringo like me alive.
>>68534435
It's not too bad. Colombia is safe now a days, I went there at 19 for the sloots. Make sure you know enough Spanish to understand what people around you are saying. Also make sure to get 2 hotel rooms, one for the whores, one for sleeping in. Never let a latin whore know where you are sleeping.
>>68534601
whats the cocaine situation?
i mean i like the whores too but who are we kidding
>>68534601
Do you fuck them with condom?
>>68534390
That ones are probably diaspora, much likely to behave like whores even if muzzie, also not saudi arabia muslim tier.
>>68534658
It's not as widely available as it once was. Most of the Cocaine sold on the streets is brought in from Peru. Goes for $10-20 USD/gram.
If you want to go just for the coca I recommend Peru. Coca there is only a few bucks a gram in the right places.
>>68534874
but there girls are fucking Indians I don't want that
>>68533733
its fake for sure
>>68534874
what about the quality? is it totally different than what you do in the states?
because what we get in our countries is like cut 3-4 times again after leaving south america
>>68534254
absolute qt
>>68534823
> do you fuck them with condom
Yes, but I usually get blown without one. >>68535074
Higher quality than the stuff sold in the US/Canada/even Mexico.
No need to cut a product that they sell for a couple dollars. Lots of money to be made cutting a product one buys for a couple dollars/g and then resells for 50 or so/g.
>>68535021
Not bad then
>>68535220
thnx for the info man
what are the chances of you getting robbed/kidnapped/shot?
i mean a white man buying coke and whores and drinking sounds like a legit target. of course not acting like a total idiot, but as a tourist youre going to have to stick your neck out to find drugs so you become target
>>68535327
>white man
haha
>>68535364
well my nose is going to be white
>>68535327
Going alone mate?
>>68535327
As long as you stay in Medellin/Bogota/Cartagena you'll be fine. Generally any city is safe, but not every place in every city is safe. Stay out of the poor neighbourhoods and stay out of the countryside.
There's lots of fantastic weed freely growing in Colombia, there are also groups in the jungles/hills that will kidnap you and hang you from a tree. Use common sense.
If you want a 100% safe whoring experience go to Bangkok. Tell any cab/tuk tuk to take you to Annie's and thank me later.
>>68535327
you won't survive
>>68535428
thinking about it. its too much money for friends and no way im taking my gf there. maybe next year with a friend of mine if he can keep his job. this year im thinking of lebanon
>>68535485
>Want to fuck asian shitty
If you're going to pay for sex do it right.
>>68535616
I've fucked whores in NA, SA, Asia, Africa ( white ) and Europe. Latina whores may be the prettiest ( if you don't have a fetish ), but Asian whores are the ones that will work hardest to get you off.
>>68535485
thnx man. for best whores do you ask taxi drivers/your hotel or do you walk around looking for them?
when i went to ukraine (2011 or 2012 i think, before the war shit) everyone was in on it, taxis, receptionists, clubs , they were literally throwing pussy at you
>>68535755
It takes me like 2 minutes to come better be inside a 10/10 latina than some fucking gook
>>68535755
>Latina whores may be the prettiest
Nah, those are Slavs
>>68536033
>slavs
hahahah
they're so goddamn ugly with their potato heads.
Latinas are godlike. curvy for high test males, yet not ugly like most nigresses. Not too dark, not too white. Just perfect.
>>68536157
>Not liking light hair and eyes better
>Not liking bitch like personalities better
Weeeeeeeewwww
>>68521455
>>68521691
It's the Aquila. They're actually 40k players.
>>68507483
i love you straya senpai
