>le disappear in big game man
can he die already
JUST
DONT YOU EVER FUCKING MAKE THIS THREAD AGAIN
>le head the ball right at the goalie man
he fuckin sucks cock and balls
literally who
>Complains
>Dives
>Shoots the ball at the players
>le free kick specialist even though 95% of them hit the wall man
Hahahaha shit against fucking ICELAND
>Icelads psyched out Donaldo with TSUs
>le sardines in bread man
SMALL MATCH CRIS
He never could hack it against top competition.
is he even a top 100 of all times?
>>68471627
So, why is this faggot paid millions again?
He was afraid the mountain would get him
>le i practice free kicks without walls man
>>68471627
Belgium has 11 of them.
>hitting the wall twice in a row
Does he even score FKs anymore?
Belgium: The Player
>>68472139
'Portuguese Football'
>>68472174
HOL
O
L
UP
P
> first game in the Euros
> big game
Wew. Had he scored a hattrick you faggots would have shitted on him as per usual.
Can we all agree that Iceland is truly based?
>Le free kick hits the wall man
>le hit the wall twice man
When will the Ronaldo is good at freekicks meme die?
>>68472139
>he thought he could outsmart Neuer with this
>>68472174
>le aim the keeper
FODA-SE PARA ESTE GAJO CARALHO TRAZ A EQUIPA TODA PARA BAIXO
E PUTA QUE PARIU PARA O RAIO DO GREGO, SOMOS CAMPEOES SUB21 E O GAJO TRAZ GAJOS COM TRINTA E OITO ANOS
puta que pariu.
>Ronaldo dropping deep trying to link up play
>>68472174
NIGEL NO
>>68472322
He's been shit ever since he left Man Utd.
300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k 300k
>>68472139
Tsuuu in the loo
>legitimately one of the best players in the decade
>hated for no good reason
![renato-sanches-portugal-norway-international-friendly_3476584[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eYFZU32.jpg "renato-sanches-portugal-norway-international-friendly_3476584[1].jpg")
>61 (sixty-one) million pounds sterling
>>68472487
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE UK YOU
>iceland
>big game
hes waiting for the latter stages you cucks
he obviously doesnt want to destroy the most loved underdogs, hes not horrible
>w-why can't we play against estonia every week
He is ruining his legacy with every game he plays. The guy is DONE. Not only his speed going but his touch is also sloppy now too. And it's only going to get worse next season.
Only option is to move to a babby league. So PSG or MLS.
>>68472596
Its hilarious how pre game everyone was expecting him to score several cause this is a typical TSUU game like Malmo.
Now they quick to change their tune and pretend like this was a "big game".
Reminds me of the Wolfsburg game.
>>68472596
>what is diving
>what is being selfish prick in a team sport
>>68472408
Foste campeão de sub17 burro
BUT WHY CANT WE PLAY MALMO AND SHAKTAR EVERY WEEK
WHERE IS BALE
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUU
>>68472849
How is that a fault
everything about this match was terrible
>>68472626
>Ballon d'Or bonus
>>68472849
tbf that leap is ridic
>>68471627
>le smile a lot for no particular reason man
>>68472732
lel
>>68472947
those teeth were expensive mate, you don't buy a ferrari and then keep it in the garage
>>68472849
>jump straight into goalie in 5 meter box
I don't know, isn't the goalie supposed to be protected in the 5 meter box? I think goalies are overprotected, but isn't this within the rules?
>>68472947
>>68472798
it's a TSUUUUU game because the opponent is weak.
It's also a big game because it's the 2nd biggest NT tournament and ever game is big here
>>68471627
>big game
It wasn't even a big game.
>>68472732
top kekkle
we still got this bros
>score against iceland
>"why can't we play against iceland every week?"
>doesn't score
>le disappear in a big game
Ronaldo can't win here can he?
>>68472139
DELETE THIS
>>68473182
Well no. When people dislike you, they will never try to actually like you. They'll just find more ways to dislike you.
>>68472732
Why is this so funny?
>>68472596
That's why he's hated. People keep calling him one of the best players of the decade, but whenever you watch him play he looks meh at best. If no one called him one of the best players of the decade, no one would hate him
>>68471627
Go on Iceland!
You bastards have noice chants!
>>68472732
5 star post. That fucking filename
>>68473363
this desu. Also, he's a muh numbers player since he joined real madrid.
>>68473406
They were fucking dominating that stadium
>>68473502
"a-aa-ayine can score record number of goals i swear!!"
idiot
>>68473538
You'd expect that since like half of Iceland's populations was at the stadium :^)
>>68472798
Bottom line is everyone expected him to score at least twice vs Iceland. He had two great chances but he whiffed both of them. He did have a nice cross. Basically he looked like any other scrub player which is typical for Ronaldo when he plays in games people actually watch
SHE NEEDS SOME LOVE
SEND DILDOS
8===D
>>68472947
I don't get it either. It's like he has down syndrome
>>68471627
>euro group stage vs. iceland
>big game
>>68472806
>what is being your average player
Not a good reason
>>68473363
When he shows up he looks like one of the best and the numbers show that too
>>68473690
this is messi somersaulting levels of autism
>ronaldo couldn't handle the heat
>now he can't handle the cold either
>>68473851
>Singapore
>>68473182
Sure he can. All he has to do is do good and people would be impressed. But that's the problem, he never shows up in games that people actually watch.
>>68473888
maybe you should watch more games.
>>68473182
>>68473251
that's because people don't hate him because of him playing good or bad. They hate him because he's a whiny cunt
he' lost long before the game starts
>>68473690
kek what a faggot he is
>>68471627
>Iceland
>Big game
>>68473680
>copa america group stage vs. peru
>big game
>>68472732
I am fucking dying
>>68472732
Can't stop laughing
>>68472626
He played well.
>>68473922
That's the problem, i shouldn't have to watch more games to understand why people think he's great. I just watch the big games, just like i did for Wayne Gretzsky, Jordan, etc. Those guys actually showed up and you could see why they were great without having to go watch more game or youtube his highlights to see why people actually think they are great
>>68471627
HA!
THAT WAS NOT A BIG GAME TODAY!
OWNED
>>68474290
Euro games are as big as it gets. Why do you think the whole front page of /sp is dominated with discussions on this game?
>>68474278
can you list the big games you have watched from him?
>>68473657
>like
>he's better than Messi
Have those people killed themselves yet?
>>68474387
Messi has to do something big because ever since champions league win Ronaldo is ahead.
>>68474362
Can you list the big games Ronaldo has played like a great one in?
>>68473690
>using that stupid free kick technique because it worked once against Osasuna
DONT UNDERESTIMATE US AGAIN
>>68474444
too many to remember. Countless very important league, cup games and champions league games.
>>68474398
You must be a teen girl with a crush on Ronaldo
>>68474481
Name some memorable ones off the top of your head
>>68474517
champions league semifinals and finals. You know the ones that were three months ago.
>>68471627
When he scores against small teams "yeah penaldo blablabla"
When he doesnt "le dissapear in "big game"
Sp logic ... El famoso big game against Iceland
>>68474398
>team accomplishments when judging two players
I prefer to watch the two play, then judge who is a better player. Messi is clearly better than Ronaldo.
>>68474398
>Ronaldo is ahead
He hasn't been ahead since 2008.
what the hell is it with americans sucking messis dick?
is he way too overhyped there or something cause i know they don't watch the league games.
>>68474611
Messi is hispanohablante and whiter than Ronaldo, so the border-jumpers that hype him on sp love him.
Although I would definitely say Messi is the better player.
>>68474535
Ronaldo sucked in the CL final. He whiffed 3 easy goals. Here is one..i have pics of the other 2 as well. Great players don't suck like that
>>68474535
>is invisible all game
>scores penalty at the very end of the game
>the entire media talks how Ronaldo single-handedly won the champions cup
yeah no
>>68474535
>Ronaldo performed well in multiple big games
>let me list the 2 games that he was atrocious in to prove my point
>>68474685
>penalty that messi would have been too scared no to shoot or would have missed
>>68474725
What does Messi have to do with this?
>>68471627
This dude is like a bully. When shits going down he's nowhere to be found.
>>68474611
Messi is a tad overrated. But at least he's a great player. Ronaldo not so much
>>68474676
he was alone with the gk in this game, missed the ball ( he literally kicked the air ) , in the second half he was isolated and had a perfect chance to score with his head, sends the ball into the gk.
In the last seconds of the game he has 2 consecutive free-kicks, sends them both into the wall.
he's so fucking overrated I can't believe it.
>>68474725
Messi has a career 100% penalty conversion rate in shoot outs and has taken one every time his team was involved in one.
Nice try.
>>68474766
>shoot outs
we were taking about penalties during the game.
>>68474795
No, we're not. Ronaldo's penalty was during a shoot out.
And how is Messi even relevant to whether Ronaldo performs in big games?
>>68474676
>still images
>being this pathetically obsessed
>>68472732
I'm getting cramps.
>>68474810
im just giving a scale to our american friends who do not watch football. They think messi is goat and i educate them that ronaldo was better this season so they know how great ronaldo is.
>>68474611
My best friend is from Belarus. He thinks Ronaldo sucks and doesn't understand why the English-speaking media acts like he's a great player. He skypes with his family and friends in Belarus everyday and he says that they say in Belarus they don't think Ronaldo is anything special
>>68472732
this shit looks something out of a tf2 gmod video
>>68474472
tybi
>>68474839
>They think messi is goat
he didn't say anything about Messi, he was talking about "Wayne Gretzsky, Jordan, etc."
>>68474864
like he has seen either of them play.
>>68474920
>moving the goalposts
Is this the famous Finnish memeposting we're seeing?
>>68474953
>it's irrelevant that america perceives goats with old highlights and media hype
i thought you were smarter than this viro
>>68472174
DELETE THIS
>>68474984
His entire point was that people who don't follow football as a religion won't understand why the commentators keep sucking the big names' dicks despite them not doing anything during the game.
Ibra is another example - the entire Sweden-Ireland game our commentators were going on and on about Zlatan being the only Swedish player despite him not really standing out besides helping create that Irish own goal.
>>68475060
zlatan is old and not that good anymore but ronaldo created a scoring chance for nani which should have been easy goal and made number of really good passes on the midfield to breakout the offense. Of course america misses those because there wasn't big GOOOOOOOOL after those.
>>68475134
>ronaldo created a scoring chance
While the rest of the Portuguese team did fuck all the entire game?
Ronaldo didn't STAND OUT with anything. That's the point. It's not a one man game.
>>68473182
He could but he vanishes in big games. Last 2 CL finals he was invisible. Tough semis hes invisible. Like, he is invisible unless the team is ahead already anyway.
>>68475586
Demolished Bayern two years ago, everyone thought Bayern was going to steamroll Madrid n the semis
And it's not just the fact he scored two goals, he also help set up the goal in the first leg and was a constant threat and actually did defensive work for the first time in ages
>le insist on shooting free kicks from 40 meters at the goal instead of letting a teammate put a ball into the box man
>>68472061
He won CL 3 times.
>>68474577
Wat? 2012, maybe. Before that, it was a lot more debatable.
>>68476152
2008 was the last time when Ronaldo was the better player. Since then, the only times when he was better was when Messi was injured/recovering from injury (so pretty much April 2013-March 2014)
>Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo criticised Iceland's "small mentality" and lack of ambition after the two sides played out a 1-1 draw in their opening Euro 2016 Group F match.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36535204
>>68477624
>about to lose
>try to avoid losing
>"why don't they ignore the threat and just open up their defenses"
>>68472274
Fucking Pepe was disgusting in CL final. I remember the referee nodding at him like say 'not this fucking faggot again'. He should have sent him off.
>>68472174
Kek
>>68475586
This is seriously a meme. Ronaldo has played in countless of big games. Just like Messi he'll have moments where he doesn' perform well, its only natural.
>>68476203
>durrr muh injuries
Shit excuse, Ronaldo played through an injury all the first half of 2014 when Madrid won the CL
Ronaldo has an injury now, it happens
Stop being a Youtube tier pajeet fanboy
>>68479939
>Shit excuse, Ronaldo played through an injury all the first half of 2014 when Madrid won the CL
No
>>68480027
Yes, you can't be a revisionist simply because it's convenient for your idol
>>68479872
>Ronaldo has played in countless of big games.
And flopped.
>>68471627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlVtjD5aG68
>>68480055
Which is ironic as it's exactly what you're doing, Ty'Rone.
>>68479939
Typical double standards really.
They get triggered when people bring up Ronaldo's injuries but they are quick to give Messi a pass at the slightest hint of a knock.
They say Ronaldo never shows up in big games but Ronaldo is the one that saved the entire season by scoring a hattrick in the 3-0 Wofsburg win after the first leg fuck up.
Inb4: b-but they are supposed to be shit!!11 he just did what he was supposed to it doesnt count as a big game!!!1111
>How cool are you Dwayne Wade?
>Cooler than Iceland shutting down Ronaldo
>>68480090
You and I know he has dozens of great performances in big games but imma let you continue your Malmo Shakhtar meme.
Do you, man.
>>68480170
>They say Ronaldo never shows up in big games
He doesn't.
>>68480283
>You and I know he has dozens of great performances in big games
Nope.
>>68474444
great numbers big fan
Threadly reminder that Landon has scored as many World Cup goals as Messi, and 2 more than Ronaldo.
>>68474718
>literally the 2 most important games he had
>>68480602
huh
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/nov/19/sweden-portugal-world-cup-playoff
Ronaldo has never scored a goal in a game that Portugal has lost. What does this mean senpai?
>>68480944
He's also never scored against...
>England
>Germany
>Spain
>France
>Brazil
Plenty of goals against North Korea and Luxembourg though.
>>68480144
That's not an argument
He was benched for an El Clasico and missed the 2nd leg of the Dortmund game because of his injuries that dated back to December of 2013
You literally have no clue what you're talking about
>>68480311
That's your fault for being clueless then, sorry.
>>68480944
>>68480993
Are these true?
>>68472322
Never. His stance has become so iconic since his United days that people will think he is great at them. He also scored some iconic ones back at United so non regular watchers of him will associate him with being one of if not the best free kick takers.
>Iceland
>big game
Cuck
>>68481086
It appears so t. Barbosa.
>>68481013
>That's not an argument
You're right, it's a factual statement.
>>68471627
right now hes just some black kid from inner city england. we have to reserve judgement until the real ronaldo returns
>first game of a group stage against literally whos
>big game
>>68481049
No it's your fault for being incorrect
>>68481379
anyone else hyped for the Russian supporters tomorrow?
>>68481244
It's not, sorry about your autism.
>>68481702
Okay, it's your parents fault for you being incorrect.
>>68481730
I'm not incorrect though, that'd be you.
>>68481839
You are though, typical Ameritard.
>>68481878
Like father, like son, my king.
But then again I'm not inbred such as yourself
And I'm not wrong either.
>putting 'bus in the net'
newfag, what does this mean?
>>68472174
you're right, but it's kind of ironic an englishman would post this
>>68480944
Just goes to show you how ronaldo is a one man show for portugal, without him producing they can't win
>>68472174
Brit banter at its finest
>>68472732
It's perfect
>>68471970
Why does he keep taking them?
>>68472274
I agree with him 100%, and I have no idea why this hasn't been implemented already. I want fucks like Pepe out of the game
>>68472478
Looks dangerously close to a Madrid jersey. Please delete this.
>>68471627
>le screaming balon d'or man
>>68475050
this is good too
>>68474459
link me the goal
>>68472274
>>68481340
>Portugal in charge of understanding the rules
The enemy doesnt matter when it is the first game in a tournament and the other game in your group already was a 3 point match.
>>68472849
actually this was an awful decision by the ref but this is nowhere near game deciding
Has he just ignited the meme magic?
>>68475865
And he was transparent in all of the finals
>>68486357
First game for iceland, they score their first goal and draw with portugal
How is that a small feat for a country with a population of 300k people
Salty bitch
>Ronaldo scores
>Hurr durr stat padding against shit opposition in maningless game what a shitter messi GOAT manlet pride!
>Ronaldo doesn't score
>Hurrrrrr Ronaldo a shit dissapear in big game only scores against literal whos lanklets on suicide watch
>>68486613
>You now realize that TSUUUUUnaldo is always a meme no matter what he does and it's good this way
>>68482246
>english disappear also in small games
>>68472947
this, he always make weird faces when an action goes wrong: he smiles like "yeah, yopu people got lucky I missed that, what a shame"
>>68473690
kek he's cute
Does Ronaldo still dominate games? Not memeing, every time I've watched him in the last couple of years (maybe 7-8 matches) he's been anonymous in terms of actual gameplay, and just occasionally scores tap-ins or 1 v 1s. At United he used to absolutely run the show, wondering if he's got a different style now.
>>68472947
hes constantly posing for everyone thinking about how cool he is and how much everyone loves him
>>68486357
>not going to do anything in the competition
We got a Euro like this, remember Fagnaldo?
>>68487495
Different league, different tactics, plus his role changed a lot. At manchester he was a pure winger, and the epl fast and dynamic play suited him more imho, since he relies a lot on athleticism. La liga is more technical and slow, not the best for him.
Also since his transfer to real madrid he wanted to become a striker (muh stats and shit) instead of playing in his natural position on the wing.
>>68486613
Being the best player in the world means that everybody else is inferior so even when he scores against the top teams, he's basically stat padding.
>>68471986
webms pls
ronaldo is clearly better the in recent times, messi is injured, anyone who says otherwise is clearly not watching football
he IS still a huge whiny faggot cunt though
that being said he is LONG past his best years, when he was at manchester he was magical, ever since he moved to madrid he's just stat padding
>muh goals against malmo
>muh stats
>>68475050
Good post
>>68486506
literal autism for not considering this before bitching about Iceland
For Ronaldo to be regarded as an all-time great he will need to perform in the NT. I think we can all agree on that and that it hasn't happened yet. Maradona, Pelé, Cruyff, Ronaldo9, Zidane, etc all performed in their NT.
Meanwhile Messi more or less carried his team to the finals last WC.
Even if he had scored a hattrick yesterday, people would dismiss it because it was "just Iceland".
>>68487809
He wouldn't. The difference between his NT and Real performance is huge. Real Madrid goal average: 1.2. NT goal average: 0.3.
Maybe he should go back to a winger position in the NT. Fits him way better and lets him do more work in the team.
>>68487809
yet when Messi scored 3 against Panama everyone yelled goat.
it's just messi dicksucking
Post yfw Bale gets deeper in the Euro than TSU does.
>>68487809
but he didnt
>>68471627
This is not Hazard in the pic
>>68486613
>Ronaldo scores
Outside of goals against Belgium/Netherlands, no goals against other giants in competitive play. Most of his goals are against bad-middling teams. Which is fine if you want to be a GOOD player. But not fine for the best player in the world. No goals against Spain, Brazil, Argentina, Germany, France, England, Italy, or any other top teams, much less competitive ones.
For fuck's sake, when you're one of the best players in the world, you need to produce at the highest level. In my country, Landon Donovan got shit on for fading away in big games. And even HE scored 4 times vs Mexico, and vs Italy and Spain in competitive play. Someone not even close to Ronaldo's skill, on a team with a fraction of the talent.
>>68473690
How can one man be so cute
>>68487893
>yet when Messi scored 3 against Panama
>thinking everything is about goals
Typical PK7 fanboy, watch Aguero's goal and Messi's pass in the build up. It was a better pass than any Ronaldo has made in the last 5 years
>>68487921
*Sorry, LD scored against Brazil, not Spain.
>>68487921
I miss Landon tbqhwy family.
>>68487921
Messi only scores against those teams in friendlies so you're not really saying anything
I thought Messi>Ronaldo was just accepted as fact
>>68487935
>muh fancy passes
>PK7
Pajeet pls
>>68472274
>Can we all agree that Iceland is truly based?
Lars Lagerbäck is swedish though..
>>68487893
It was cool because it was so fast, but that's not why Messi is GOAT. He's extremely influential on his team at all times. Both for club and country. He's got goals against Mexico, Colombia, Uruguay, Ecuador, and Chile. Top teams in his region. Plus, he's one of the primary architects of any attack for Barcelona/Argentina. Ronaldo is a more tradition attacking winger/striker.
Ronaldo has LITERALLY done nothing for 8 years now in the big game
>2008
>score header goal
>but then miss the penalty when it matters
>still win CL because terry slipped
>move to real madrid
>drought
>finally win a copa del rey thanks to Di Maria
>win another copa del rey thanks to Bale
>finally win a champions league thanks to Di Maria (MOTM), Oezil, Bale, and Marcelo
>score the 4th goal, a penalty, for your movie
>finally win another champions league thanks to your team
>score the final penalty, for your movie
never mind he had to play against Roma, Malmo, Shaktar, PSG, and Manchester City to get to Atletico to win the final
what a piss of a joke man
i am seriously now an ABR fan.
>>68487681
messi scored a hattrick last friday
>>68487965
Thinking that putting "muh" in front of something automatically invalidates it is my least favourite meme
>>68488011
Forgot to mention Sergio Ramos saved his asshole TWICE in the champions league final.
He is literally more influential than ronaldo, as a defender, and that's sad.
>>68487950
I never mentioned Messi, retard. That shit always clouds the debate. Why don't you try to refute my argument instead of bringing Messi into it? Then we'll apply the same litmus test to Messi, and any other top player (e.g Nermal, Suarez, etc.)
Muller is a much better player than CRinge7
>>68488029
The post you responded to included Messi, its quite easy to assume he'd be part of the discussion
>>68488011
>blah blah blah ronaldo sucks im gay for him
Cool story
>>68488017
>last week
>recent years
hurr durr
he is getting better, but few games doesn't change the facts yet
>>68488011
>finally win a champions league thanks to Oezil
He'd left by then. Plus, Real won the league in 2012.
Also, he's won around the same number of major trophies at Madrid as he did with Utd in the same time
>>68488046
Cringeworthy opinion
>>68488068
Why is that?
>>68488046
>Le occasionally score random blooter and missing all game
>>68486415
>scored a goal in the first one
yeah ok
>>68488061
>he is getting better, but few games doesn't change the facts yet
Not true, Messi is the 2nd highest scorer of 2016 and the top assister. He has easily been the best player in the world in 2016, except for a 3 week blip in form in late March/early April.
>>68488081
>Muller
>scoring blooters
have you ever seen him play? 90% of his goals are from well within the penalty area and the few long range goals I can remember were precise side footed finishes from just outside, rather than blooters from distance
>>68472947
because he knows the camera is on him and has to pose. you never see him running back into position after he misses, he always has to stand around smiling
>>68488047
> No, I won't debate your facts and opinions
Ok then, guess I'm right then. CR7 is pretty meh on the International stage.
Used to have a boner for this man, but he insulted Iceland who are based
>>68488293
t. paddy paddysson
it wasn't even a big game, it was a groupstage game against iceland
TSUman disappeared against ICELAND
>>68471627
>scores against barcelona
>>68472139
This hurts to watch
