CIN:Reds work agreement with No. 2 pick Senzel
INT:Cuban IF Yulieski Gurriel declared free agent
MLW:Giants have had talks about Ryan Braun trade
PIT:Bucs hope Cole (arm) only misses one turn
LA:Urias to make fifth MLB start versus Brewers
SF:Brandon Belt's two-run homer beats Dodgers
LAA:Lincecum dominates in final start at Triple-A
STL:Matt Holliday blasts 11th homer as Cards roll
CLE:Lindor goes 3-for-5, three RBI against Halos
WAS:Werth smacks walkoff two-run single vs. Phils
LAA:Mike Trout diagnosed with thumb contusion
COL:Tyler Anderson shuts down Padres in debut
A's
#FireRobin
#HireRick
>>68462474
>Not Ozzie
>>68462258
>SF:Brandon Belt's two-run homer beats Dodgers
Dude, this was like 3 games ago
>>68462258
>MLW
Feels good being the best team in the league.
A superb day for a superb debut by another one of our prized, destined-for-success prospects, Zach Eflin!
>>68462474
>Not Jeter
Who's!!
Fuck detoliet
>>68462819
>giving up 9 earned runs
>destines for success
>>68463033
That's the joke, genius.
>counting hits in fucking Japan
>>68463033
Relative to the Phillies org yes.
>>68462948
Cute doggo
>>68463203
How is your team doing?
>>68463395
Rose please
>>68463449
Rose is correct. That's on par with counting CFL TDs when it comes to the NFL.
>Kershaw
>Kazmir
>Maeda
>Ryu
>McCarthy
>Wood, Anderson, Urias, Bolsinger in the pen
doyers confirmed for midsummer surge
>tfw taking a bus to dodger stadium for my first MLB game in 7 years this friday
>tfw Urineass will get fucking shelled
>>68463587
>implying all of that matters when the offense only scores 1 run a game
>>68463587
I doubt they'll stick Urias in the pen, they'll probably send him down to AAA once Ryu comes back
He's got starter potential but you just don't get enough experience relieving
>>68463962
FIRST ROUND EXIT
>>68463496
It honestly is stupid. Sure, he would've been getting hits in MLB if he was here instead of Japan during those years, but he definitely would've had less. It's cool to keep track of I guess, but anybody who takes it seriously is a complete idiot
>>68463887
At least you won't be in Bakersfield :)
>>68464102
>definitely
No, it's not definite. That's why it doesn't count.
>>68464102
>he would've had less
MLB plays ten more games a year than they do in the NPB m8
>>68464152
I'm not saying it should count you fucking retard. Did you even understand my post? Do you actually think Ichiro, a great hitter and MVP wouldn't have gotten any hits in Major League Baseball? Quit taking things so literally you idiot
>>68464174
NPB hits are like minor league hits due to jap manlets fielding slow
>>68464245
I'm aware of what you're saying, I'm saying your reasoning (he definitely would have hit less) is stupid. The reason it doesn't count is precisely because of the opposite of that statement, because it's not definite.
>>68464249
And Rose played against babby tier pitching
What's your point
>>68464174
Against a Mickey Mouse competition. Literal whos that couldn't hack it in the American majors were getting 50 dinger seasons in Japan, it's a fucking joke league.
>>68464305
You're definitely an idiot lol
is he elite?
>tfw still not in top 5 in AL SS voting
>>68464333
that just shows why comparing hitters from two different eras is dumb.
Jappy will be in the hall of fame Meme Rose will not
>>68464417
I'd say yeah he is.
>>68464475
>rose not in the hall of game and ichiro will
And I bet that's what burns him the most. Knowing ichiro is a virtual lock to make the HOF.
where the fuck is Danny Norris
get the fuck out of the van and get in the rotation
how many hits would ichiro have in MLB if he played in coors his whole career, probably 4000 at least
>>68464940
I mean just since 2001, not his whole whole career. he'd probably have 6000 then
>>68464873
>Last 5: 30.1 IP, 2.67 ERA, 32 SO, 9 BB
>problem is he doesn't have a real defined position
>you can get by with that in the NL because they use the pinch hitter
Canadian broadcasting, everybody
>>68464417
LINDOR
I
N
D
O
R
Be honest /mlb/ Why did you count them out during the offseason?
Did you have reasons or was it because you are just casual and/or biased?
>>68465417
>ONE
>>68465193
What's your point? He can come off the bench as a pinch hitter because substitutions are more common with pitchers having to bat. He's more useful in the NL than he would be in the AL.
Also, both pat and buck are American lel
>>68465442
STRIKE
>>68465417
Is it possible for you to not be an insufferable cunt for just 1 day?
JUST
>>68465442
>>68465496
Yes one strike away twice
Gonna answer the question or what?
>>68465511
>a leaf
>>68465496
away lol
>>68465549
>Made the playoffs last year, it's only June
Shut up
What are the dads trying to do to thier fans here?
>>68465409
Still the finest harlot posted in these threads. Found her on insta a little while ago, bretty gud
>>68465826
>be named after catholic clergy
>give away le atheist hat
JUST
>>68465454
there's this thing called the DH in the AL which allows "positionless" players to stay in the lineup
>>68465826
You got a better way to get rid of 5,000 fedoras?
>Doyer fans unironically believe their rival team is the Redbirds and not the Jints
>>68465826
Yea that one looks like shit if its got that big ass logo on it. Mariners and Rangers had the best looking ones
>>68465934
WIN
what did he mean by this
>>68466150
BABY
>>68465981
>implying paredes is good enough to DH
Yeah nah
>>68466039
protip: it's bait everytime, even when piggu said it
>>68466039
the doyers rival is anyone they can't beat
>>68466085
>>68465896
>>68465826
Can someone please explain to me why suddenly every team is doing this shit?
>>68466165
that table needs el yucatec and its GOAT hot sauce selection
>>68466351
The Rangers started a trend. They did theirs years ago.
>>68466351
90% of MLB teams use the same company in china for all their giveaways. This is why every team was doing a tote bag giveaway and a gnome giveaway a few years back
>>68462474
They need to do something, before I kill myself.
>>68466351
By almost all indicators, it seems to be done ironically, but you know, you just know, it isn't.
>>68466351
>>68466421
Indians are probably the last team to get around to this giveaway. Of course it's not Chief Wahoo on it, which is the most fedora thing you could do when designing this.
>>68466710
>stealing the reds C
>>68466710
But a simple Team Initial is classy
I wear my Rangers fedora sometimes when I go hiking no lie its pretty comfy
>>68465896
Kek
Gotta wonder what they were thinking
>Papelbon going to DL
>>68466926
Of course you would you giant fucking faggot
>>68467166
WHERE'S
>>68467403
Dick
>>68466880
You're right that the Reds had a block C logo for one season in 1900, though the Blues, Naps, and then Indians also had versions of it.
http://www.sportslogos.net/logos/list_by_team/1454/Cleveland_Blues/
>>68466926
>But a simple Team Initial is classy
*unsheathes katana*
>>68465071
Brainy Brad, it is time
Is he elite?
>Arizona Dbags
>Atlanta Barves
>Baltimore Oriolels
>Boston Red Sux
>Shitcongo Cusb
>The Whos of Shitcongo
>Cincinnati Resd
>Cleveland Injuns
>Colorado Rookies
>Detroit Tiggers
>Houston Asstros
>Kansas Shitty Roylels
>Analslime Anglels
>Los Angeles Doyers
>Miami Marlels
>Milwaukee Broors
>Minnesota T___ks
>New York Mest
>New York Bankees
>Chokeland Pathetics
>Shittsburgh Scurvy Niggers
>Philadelphia Lillies
>San Diego Dads
>Shitattle Memeiners
>San Francisco Jints
>St. Louis Methinals
>Tampa Bay Rasy
>rags
>Toronto Blow Gays
>Walgreens
Do you miss him yet, /mlb/?
HEY
FUCK
YOU
>Phillies rookie gets BTFO for 8 runs in front of his folks
BAH GAWD JOSH THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
>>68469173
based goat pls come back
>>68469024
You missed alot of obvious city names
Jew York
Murdermore
Philthydelphia
Cryami
San fagcisscum
St poois
Tampon gay
And so forth
Do it again
>>68469344
http://www.thegoodphight.com/2016/6/14/11936592/zach-eflin-s-debut-was-one-of-the-worst-in-mlb-history
>>68469763
Are you serious? Wow man I wanted the jays to win but not crush a poor kids soul.
>>68469763
http://www.thegoodphight.com/2016/6/14/11936592/rookie-pitcher-absolutely-btfo-and-pukes-on-little-sister-in-disgust
>>68469763
Damn that's sad. But then again he is making the major league minimum now and I doubt they'll send him back after one bad start.
>https://twitter.com/jimcallisMLB/status/742526257972281344
Teams starting to sign their First-year Janitor Draft selections
How mad will Kershaw be when he wins NL MVP and puts up an all-time great season but doesn't make it past the NLCS because his shit team can't score 2 runs?
Will he opt-out just to resign a larger contract like CC Sabathia or opt-out to a different team?
Who in DC smoked out this nigga Costas? God Damn he's faded af and he's about to call a game on MLBN.
>>68472451
Kershaw + Dodgers 4 lyfe stop this meme
>>68472343
I hear lots of guys sign MILB deals from indy ball for $200
>>68472909
I farted on his pillow
>National League
Cringing @ Caitlyn Bryant on intentional Talk rn god damn what a clown fucking simp
Last digit confirms how many WS rings the Dodgers win in the next 10 years
>phillies
I expected to lose this game and use it as an opportunity to see a prospect play in the majors but god damn.This kid suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.Also bad choice to bring him up against arguably a top 10 lineup of veteran power hitters especially when he was having an awful slump in the minors at the time.Should've brought up Severino Gonzalez t bh.At least he has some MLB experience and can go 5 solid while striking some guys out.In the end, this game was sad and soul crushing not just for the phillies but for that pitchers confidence and career
>27.1 ERA
>>68474003
He got thrown to the wolves. Wasn't an ideal situation to put him in. Not to mention the Rogers centre is tiny as fuck and conducive to the long ball.
>mfw pete rose is bitter that Ichiro is a first ballot HoFer and he'll never get in
>>68474509
>Pete "I'm sorry I bet on baseball even though I regularly gamble today" Rose
>>68474509
He'll get in, but he won't be alive to see it.
White Sox just signed Deathstroke
Any Yankee fans care to give a few insights on him?
>Cusb projected to win 112 games.
Just shows how hard it will be for any team to break the regular season win record.
>>68474668
>injury prone
Probably trust him more than avi
>>68474668
made of glass but the very little he's been in the majors and healthy, he did good.
Who else /batting practice/ at the game here?
>>68474925
>Text rats issue and location to
Is nats park infested or something?
>>68474509
>Ichiro is a first-ballot HoFer
Logically, yes. In real life, it'll take him a few years because of the flood of deserving guys ahead of him between the carry-overs from last year and when he's eligible.
>>68474925
why are there so many more Cubs fans that Nats fans?
>>68475084
Everyone and their dog is a cubs fan now
>>68474997
I wouldn't be sirprised. Dc is infested with rats and roaches
>>68475084
Because it's DC and we are all cucks when it comes to sports. There's always a significant number of away team fans at every game here. Especially when the team is doing well like the cusb there's even more. Also they were just doing bp.
>>68472451
If he signs with the jints, how bad will DG's buttburt be?
Holy fugg Curtis Granderson might be the most well spoken baseball player I've ever heard.
>>68475247
yeah he's alpha as fuck
>>68475145
sirprising to say the least
>>68475247
He seems like a pretty cool guy too.
Royals
There's been a lot of Hall of Fame debate about Jack Morris. Not a ton of "80s pitchers" in the Hall in general, though.
Here's the list of HOF starting pitchers who had their "peak" between roughly 1980 and 1990 (give or take a year each way):
>Nolan Ryan (you could argue 70s too but that's semantics)
>Bert Blyleven (same)
That's it. Many of the other big 80s pitchers seem to be either just-not-enough cases, or guys who you'd say, "Oh, I remember [for example] Fernando Valenzuela. He was great for a few years." Guys that don't "pass the eye test", so to speak, and the saber stats seem to agree. Valenzuela, for example, has 37.4 career WAR;
Ron Guidry 48.1; Doc Gooden, 53.2 (50 seems to be the magic number to be even considered Hall-worthy in sabermetrics [with certain exceptions]).
If I forgot any of your favorite 80s pitchers, go here to check it out:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/jaws_P.shtml
>>68475671
Cubs vs Nats
>>68475671
>>68475585
I'm just pointing out something I think is unusual by the way; not trying to start arguments.
Couple other notable HOF omissions from the 80s:
Orel Hershiser (51.7 WAR)
Dave Stieb (57.0)
>>68475037
THROW BY ICHIROOOOOOOO
LASER LASER LASER LASER BEAM
>>68475585
>50 seems to be the magic number to be even considered Hall-worthy in sabermetrics
more 60
>>68475037
AND ICHIRO JUST FIRED SOMETHING OUT OF STAR WARS TO NAIL TERRANCE LONG AT THIRD BASE
>>68475247
he also runs a kids baseball clinic, does a lot of kid related charity work and did an anti bullying thing, hes an all around great person.
>>68468756
yes. post-2013. glad he's finally getting an entire season to be the god damn man.
kek
Bob Costas is such a faggot
>>68475987
He's a god damn autism-level encyclopedia of baseball, but yes, an annoying faggot he is.
>>68475904
I always wondered what would happen when a guy just so wildly swings out of his shoes like that and does connect on the sweet spot?
500+ foot home run?
>>68475987
>>68476023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_aYsfuue-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqLxzOWW_M8
>>68476039
That's how Hunter Pence hits
>Mike Aviles in the lineup for the 3rd straight game
It's a fucking pennant race, Brad.
>>68476050
Damn he btfo of strop
>>68476050
What a fucking dicknose. Bob Costas, more like Bob Accostas with your awful commentary.
>>68476050
He's such a piece of shit I just want to punch him in the face repeatedly
>Tigers vs White Sox is delayed an hour
>>68476283
:-(
>>68476283
Dang rain
>>68476141
>>68476219
>you autists not understanding that that's just Costas's humor
>not understanding he's the embodiment of /sp/ and has the best bantz of any mlb commentator
>>68476333
Its his face and his voice. It's not so much what he says it's how he says it.
>Pagan back
>>68476359
I get that but the thing is that he's aware of his aloofness and autism and just doesn't give a fuck, which makes his bantz and shameless comments that much better
>>68476370
YEEEEEE NIGGAAAA
>>68476370
Hamstring injury in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Another night, another eventual Barves loss. :-(
fucking kek at finnegan stumbling off the back of the mound
>>68476491
Neon Deion, is that you?
royals indians
>>68476550
>>68476550
>>68476550
>>68476579
No. It's just a guy from Atlanta.
>>68476640
I thought ND was the only barves fan. Neat.
>JAMES
>BIG GAME
>SHIELDS
>a poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487341
>>68476370
Nice, feels good man
>>68476439
Also this lol. Hopefully he can stay somewhat healthy until Pence comes back
>>68465829
care to share?
>>68477151
https://www.instagram.com/sollfernandez/
>>68475769
>>68475817
Better throw? POLL
https://www.strawpoll.me/10487490
Ichiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYAxk01E404
Jose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFAbXnlzZGQ
how?
>>68477331
The one cespedes had with the athletics was better than ichiro. But Guillens throw is fucking nuts he wins.
>>68477307
Respect brother
>>68477331
because this is 3rd base strike
>>68477307
This chick is the epitome of a butter face. Pretty nice body though I would absolutely inseminate.
>>68477331
The distance, the frustration of flubbing that catch, and the less time he had to analyze the situation make Guillen's more impressive to me.
>>68477393
>>68477443
japan, you sure are weird
>>68477795
I am wired
>mfw Kershaw opts out of his contract and signs with the Cubs to be the #2 behind Arrieta
>mfw DG's reaction
>>68477443
of course the nip shows solidarity to his fellow countryman. good man
>>68477754
yeah it looked like Jose was just so pissed that he just chucked it as hard as he could.
I don't know a good way of removing audio streams from webms, so here is one of an incredible catch-and-throw DP.
>>68477914
>#2 behind arrieta
Kill yourself
What would happen if Kershaw started pilates?
>You now remember when Jordan Zimmermann was good
>>68477951
That's the joke
>>68477943
damn, wrong one
have a gif of the latter half of the Howie Kendrick throw
mets pirates
currently a no-hitter too lol
>>68478183
>>68478183
>>68478183
>>68478216
>no-hitter
through how long?
>>68478006
His shitty memechanics are catching up to him
O'Leary predicted this
>>68478216
>jinxing a no hitter
kys
>>68478303
>signing a FA who's had TJS
Why do teams do this?
>>68478342
why would i want my team to be no-hit
>>68478330
Or the Gnats
>Scherzer
>Strasburg
>Kershaw
>Roark
>Ross
>>68478423
Because >Mest
>>68478453
i'm a mets fan, not a masochist
you're thinking of the whos
Who here thinks that they should do away with 100% guaranteed money on every fucking contract in the mlb
They should have 1/3 - 1/2 of total contract max guaranteed money so that if a player doesn't perform, there's a legit risk for him so he has more incentive to play better
>>68478407
Most teams think they can fix the mechanics or that once a player has gone a while without any issues, they're in the green.
An even bigger issue is just pure denial ie; the Mets
>>68478474
Smart teams usually take out insurance on players they deem to be liabilities.
>>68478474
how about teams just don't sign 30yo+ pitchers to long-term contracts for hundreds of millions. or hitters (>Miggy) for that matter. or would that be considered collusion?
Jameson Taillon no hitting the Mest through 7 so far. Pitch count is more than enough to get through the last 3 innings.
>>68478670
shaddup, my stream's inning behind
>>68478670
>picked him up before the game, but move doesn't process till tomorrow cause there was a day game today
JUST
>>68478670
lel
>>68476663
The media keeps trying to shame the sox fans for booing him off the field.
>first of all, fuck him, he sucks
>2nd, it's only like 5,000 people
how many teams has james loney played for? seems like he's been everywhere
>>68478670
Its the Canadian bloodlines flowing through his veins.
>muh shift
Which pitcher is going to give up no.3,000 to big bad Ichiro?
>>68479043
Kershaw
>>68479043
some irrelevant reds pitcher
JBJ just hit a HR as long as he can throw it in Fenway Park to straightaway center. there is literally NO stopping this man
>>68479043
some known head case, who will commit sudoku on the mound immediately following the hit
>>68479043
Chen
>>68479043
james shields
>>68479043
Jake Arrietta
>>68479348
>a pitcher on his own team
come on japan
come on
>>68479388
Kek
>Hoover the poover on the mound
Why?
>>68479043
isn't it more like 4 thousand-something hits overall?
>>68479654
Meme League hits aren't hits. We're talking about Major League Baseball
>>68479686
Sup Pete Rose
>>68479787
I mean...do you think Japan and Major League Baseball are the same level of competition?
>>68479686
>meme league hits aren't hits
oh get the hell out. #3,000 in MLB would be #4,278 between the US and Japan, the most of all-time by one player.
better question than who will serve it up, is will he retire after this year, or stick around for a year or two in a similar role to those he played with the Yanks and now the Marlels to pad the total?
Hi from pride night
>>68479817
Fuck no it was just funny how salty rose got.
>Britton making Ortiz look like a little leaguer
Jesus
fuck, I was going to shitpost about Jackie ".800 with RISP" Bradley Jr., too
>>68480246
>the city of the oakland gays
MIL Brewers vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>68480285
>>68480285
>>68480285
>>68480246
Hope season ticket holders gave them shit again for this.
>>68480288
SF is gay, Oakland is its rough hairy neighbor.
>>68480433
rangers vs athletics
>>68480433
>>68480433
los angeles @ arizona
>>68480456
>>68480456
>>68480456
maybe we can break 26 posts. and it seems chase stadium has copied dodger stadium's strikeout motif
Buck truck rolls on
>eternal 5th placers "offense"
>>68480681
Britton is fucking nasty
>whos
holy shit
>The absolute disgrace that are the New York Mets
>>68480757
who is your favorite baseball team?
you have to name a specific one, not "whoever is playing the so-and-so's"
>>68480711
I was expecting a regression this year but he's solid as FUCK. Even against teams that see him often.
Man, Boston fans get really mad really easily.
>>68480901
Idk why you would he's been consistent for a couple years.
>Greg Amsinger
>Harold Reynolds
>Pedro Martinez
>>68481221
>no Dan Plesac
>no Mark DeRosa
Marlins thread?
>>68481139
Just closer Stockholm syndrome after Jim Johnson, I suppose.
Or that good things won't last, like "he can't be this sick 3 seasons in a row". But apparently he's blowing my rationalization the fuck out. And it's a good feel.
>>68481007
lol have you never been in these threads before? the most autistic poster i've ever seen is that frogposter red sox fag, dude needs help
Well this guy is fucking shit.
Worse than Mayberry
>>68481428
hell, i coulda told you that
>>68481466
I'm sorry you guys had to endure him too
We're gonna dfa him soon to call up our former first round pick soon at least
papaslam is such a shitty fucking promo
40% off, I can find that deal any day of the week
also dominos > papa johns
btw free mlbtv tmobile bros, don't forget your free dominos pizza today and every tuesday
based tmobile
>>68481221
I gotta give it to the guys at mlb network they're all pretty good. Reynolds is night and day on the panel. He's a shit broadcaster but a real good panel analyst at mlb network.
>>68481675
And it's not even the first slam of the day.
>Zimmermann in his last 5 starts -- 27IP, 35H, 24R
>>68481954
>it's an NL babby seems good in the AL until everyone figures him out and starts shelling him episode
Is this a good movie? Maeda seems really average wrf
>indians
wew
Why does the NL have such superior pitching compared to the AL? You would think a top tier ace pitcher would rather not have to bat, but apparently that's not the case?
>>68482411
Some pitchers like batting, believe it or not
I fucking hate Francona why do people think he's a good manager he fucking sucks I can't wait to hear what kind of asshole excuse he uses tonight
>>68482519
Most actually. Batting is typically the most fun part of baseball, and most pitchers enjoy being on NL teams more.
I wish the Barves won. Oh well, we'll get them tomorrow.
Winyals
coming for dat division lead ass
>21-7 at home
pretty comfy desu
Shaw better be gone by morning because Francona will not be able to resist using him in the 8th if he's still in the pen
>The AL Central
>turdinals
https://twitter.com/grobot05/status/742911656125042689
>Tomlin goes 7 and gives up 1 run
>doesnt get a win
>team loses
Holy fuck man that's blue jays tier
>>68482988
>win 6 straight
>immediately after lose 8 straight
>now winning 4 straight and counting
fucking roller coaster ride
>>68483121
streaky as fuck
>>68482870
Nah. Even if they sweep the Indians (they won't), they won't beat the Tigers, and won't beat the Mets. Indians get an off day and then play the Whos and Rays.
>>68483161
>they won't beat the tigers
>>68483161
Indians "fans" get for sure butt-hurted so very easily! What is with that! I thought Cleveland was a tough ol town but looks like it's just a buncha BOZOS!!!
>>68483121
That's exactly why they'll finish third in the central.
>>68483197
Holy Jeepers this guy is in a full-on tantrum! Indians "fans" LITERALLY cannot handle it!
Only post if you have the best catcher in all of baseball and also the coolest city with cool ppl
>>68483190
Granted that the Tigers are shit, they're coming off a Whos series where they're hitting well.
>>68483296
>>68483195
>>68483245
Jesus Christ this is cringe-worthy.
>>68483372
>old man river
>>68483296
Meth doesn't count as a city or people
MAEDA DED
#pray4maeda
>doyers
Goldy has the best numbers against the dodgers and just killed one of their pitchers. LA's nemesis
>>68483630
Paul GOATschmidt
>>68483630
WEBM?
>>68483783
He took a line drive ball to the shin, his weak Chinese bones couldn't handle it
>>68481428
You can take players out of the Who's
...but you can't take the Who's out of the players
>tfw he was the first O to hit a dinger last season, and was in Boston a month later
Based Brad does it again
>paul hoynes @hoynsie 8m8 minutes ago Kansas City, MO
>Tito on having an alternative for Shaw: "I don't want an alternative. . .We can't run away from guys when they have a tough week."
WHAT THE FUCK STOP ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND JUST MOVE HIM OUT OF SET-UP DUTY YOU COCKSUCKER STOP BEING A BITCH AND DO IT HE'S BEEN SHIT ALL YEAR AND YOU'VE COST US 2 GAMES THIS WEEK ALONE GODDAMN IT FUCK OFF
>>68484132
Tito won't shit talk one of his players. No respectable manager would. Now, that doesn't mean that Antonetti isn't eyeing the trades.
>>68484238
I don't want him to shit talk him I want him to make some changes
7th inning: Joba
8th inning: Otero
9thinning: Allen
why is this so hard to comprehend and why can't it be tried out there's no reason because what's going on right now isn't working. He's way too stubborn and it's costing us games
Not getting swept by the A's is like winning a World Series for rags fans.
>rands
I hope you guys are ready for when >our farm system becomes over loaded with 100+ top prospects at the trade deadline.
>>68484076
He's so cool. I don't understand why they wanted him gone last season and wanted to bring in Mclendon.
Shout out to Mclendon but Brad fits in with the team best. He'a old and wrinkled but still pretty daddy af
Indians fans, who is more hated in the fandom: Jose Mesa or Tony Fernandez?
>>68484727
>>68484806
Mesa
>>68484806
Mesa, but don't hate either desu.
>>68484806
It's actually "white" ""ppl""
>>68484860
What
So this team is 10 games under .500 what pieces could they trade to rebuild ? Goldy, greinke, Pollock? This larussa project has been a disaster. Greinke is 5-0 in his last 5 starts, we have a bad bull pen and incossitent rotation
>>68484904
you just reminded me of when Story fucked Greinke, good times
>your team
>last thing you drank
>either stop or complete one trade your team made at any point in its history. what is it?
>Red Sox
>Black tea
>Keep Jeff Bagwell instead of making the trade for Larry Andersen (Ruth would be 2ez)
Ichiro came!!!
>>68484904
Welcome to the Bargaining stage
>>68484941
>dbacks
>diet cream soda (cutting for summer)
>Shelby miller trade REEEEEEEE
Apologize
>>68484958
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
Amsinger just said Bumgarner has been better tham Kershaw this decade, and if Bumgarner retires today he's HOF
Pedro told him to fuck off
>>68484941
>Cubs
>baja blast mountain dew
>not trading Lou Brock
>>68484971
>diet any food/drink
>cutting
you're doing it wrong
>>68484988
Uhh...No
>>68485012
Than*
>>68485020
Its my only vice right now, no alcohol weed insulin spiking carbs, just meat and veggies I'm down 15lbs
>>68485012
>bumshit
>good
LMAO
How exactly did the conversation arise? And why did they bring up Kershaw?
>>68484850
I don't hate him anymore either tbqh >>68484831
I just know the answer will always be Mesa though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeWgrG3fLjA
>>68484941
>Indians
>Ice water
>Keep Rocky Colavito
>>68485012
fukken lol. aare those guys SF and LA writers?
>>68485076
MadBum is pitching right now and they asked if Kershaw could do what Bum did to the Royals in the WS, Pedro said he could then they talked about how him/kershaw/arrieta have under 2 ERA, and then Pedro asked who he would take and he said he would take Bum this decade and Pedro said "No", and then Greg went >muh regular season then Harold brought up Bums post season and then Pedro said Kershaw is daddy and he's HOF today and Bum needs more #s
>>68485080
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeWgrG3fLjA
>Steinbrenner's reaction in the suite
kek
>>68485084
Amsinger is just a host and personality. He's not bad, most of the time and I can understand and agree with a lot of what he says but many times I notice they make him say questionable things just to stir conversation and debate.
Last time when that retard Plesac called Bryant the best 3B of the past 20 years you could see on Amsinger's face that he wanted to call him a retard on television for saying something so stupid. Amsinger like me belives in veteran tested players who have been great not just got 6 months but for many seasons.
>>68485188
Bum ain't even the best pitcher on his fucking team lol. He doesn't even have the best WS performance on his team either Lmfao.
I love that 50 innings somehow make him the undisputed post-season Jesus who won't get scored on. Over the past year Bum has choked pretty bad in games where he faces hot teams. He choked huge in the 2016 NLW clincher and on Jackie Robinson day. Good pitcher but very mediocre numbers when you actuslly look.
lets go for a ride anon
>>68485345
Yeah, okay. Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
>>68485265
>Jackie Robinson day
Kek, what the fuck does that matter?
>>68485354
sit on this *unzips dick*
>>68485354
in the cuckshed while she drives to tyrone's house
>>68485354
You sit in the seat, she sits on your face.
>>68485345
I ride alone.
Fat girls ruin my mpg's
>>68485345
ape facial structure and excessively ugly breasts
despite that she's still pretty fuckable
>>68485369
>>68485371
>>68485372
Hmmm....lots of options
>>68485372
>You sit in the seat, she shits on your face.
ft
>>68485265
I'm assuming that's supposed to be the 2015 NL West clincher, because otherwise thst post makes no sense
Either way those are two pretty big fucking reaches to try and tar Bum as anything other than the clutchest pitcher of our generation
>>68485393
>Peru(gay)
>Posting on /sp/ all day while on vacation
>>68485393
>excessively ugly breasts
I'm stealing that phrase for future use
>>68485406
more like the Don Larsen of our generation, he'll be remembered for the 2014 WS and little else.
Ayyyy 40 wins and 5.5 games ahead in the division
>>68485463
Honestly his game 7 relief is worth remembering alone
But I doubt this particular Giants team is done writing history yet, they're shaping up for another playoff run and if Bum does it agsin no way is he just going to be "that guy who won a WS MVP once"
>>68485463
You're honestly an idiot bro. He's only 26. If he can keep up this pace he's a possible hall of famer. He's just reaching his peak years and he has a career ERA under 3. Breddy great stuff. We'll just have to see how the rest of his career goes
>>68485463
As a Ranger fan I'll always remember him for the 2010 WS to be quite frank with you sir
>>68485471
Howd your date with that tranny go?
>>68485463
He's still got 3 rings and is consistently a top 10 pitcher in his league every year. He's definitely not Kershaw level dominant but he's been good to great every season he's been in the majors and has the post season records to push him into the Hall even if he fizzles out for some reason.
>>68485504
>We'll just have to see how the rest of his career goes.
He's already being overtaxed, he'll need TJ at some point and then never be the same.
Then again, he could turn out to be a Curt Schilling-type workhorse whose arm never seems to get tired for the rest of his career.
>>68485523
You have me confused with someone else. Excuse you.
Lmfao @ you fucking simps. Winning the world series every other year doesn't make you good, what matters are the numbers during the regular season. I love too be peed on Piss in my mouth Dadd y why did you leave me
WELCOME BACK BABY TO THE DISCO FIRE
>>68485551
>Every good pitcher will need Tommy John!!!!!
Slow the fuck down Chicken Little Bum throws 92 and has like the smoothest delivery in the majors he's not gonna need surgery
If bumshit is so clutch why did he get DESTROYED in the clincher last season?
If he was clutch he would have won that game and extended his season but he didn't.
I woke up today wishin I was someone else
Took my consciousness away to escape myself
>>68485618
how would he win with the rest of the team being AA/AAA scrubs who cant hit?
>Broors
>>68485631
So that's the reason bumshit allowed 3 (THREE) homers in 5 innings?
Epic L of a response. Just admit his 2014 was a fluke. He's a good pitcher no question but he's not God. Literally not even the best pitcher on his team anymore. Idk what else needs to be said.
>>68485631
>replying to memeke
>>68485671
you never cease to amaze me with your stupidity
>>68485686
It's a valid point what does Bumgarner's team have to do with the fact that he gave you multiple homers and lost? You can't even blame the defense because they were no doubt bombs. Can't even blame the catcher because it was Posey.
I got some predictions for the rest of this season.
1. Ichiro will get his 3000th hit on August 3rd against the Cubs.
2. The Giants will miss the playoffs, but bumgarner will take the Cy Young award.
3. Red Sox will go to the World Series and Bogaerts will win the regular season AL MVP, finishing with a >.360 average.
4. The Braves will lose their 100th game on September 2nd against the Phillies.
5. Marlins will get the second WC spot and clinch it on September 26th against the Mets.
Cap it. It's spooky how right I am.
>>68485761
Who wins the Comedy Central, Titor?
>>68485761
>bumshit
>cy young
pete rose getting into the hall of fame will happen before bumshit wins a cy young or any pitching title
>>68485761
>3. Red Sox will go to the World Series and Bogaerts will win the regular season AL MVP, finishing with a >.360 average.
hahahahahaha
"no"
>>68485784
Indians. That's not bold enough to call though.
>>68485761
>The Giants will miss the playoffs
topkek
>>68485814
>>68485799
>>68485793
I'm not wrong though. I've never been wrong
Bros
Madison "The GOAT" Bumgarner is obviously a first ballot Hall of Famer. The only question is, if he keeps up his pace as the #1 pitcher in baseball, will they erect a whole new wing dedicated to Madison Bumgarner, the greatest pitcher to ever take the mound?
who /streaky/ here?
>>68485761
>Giants miss the playoffs
Are you even aware of the current year?
>>68485832
nice bait
>>68485832
"Are we watching the greatest pitcher to ever play the sport of baseball?"
-Madison Bumgarner on Clayton Kershaw
Even Bumgarner himself praises Kershaw and calls him the GOAT.
>>68485863
[citation needed]
>>68485840
I don't buy into memes. My predictions arent blinded by that nonsense.
Its the back end of your rotation that will spread mediocrity through your club like a cancer. Madbum will be your onlygpod player by mid july and the giants will choke harder than the cubs in the playoffs. Im never wrong.
I want the doyers and the jints to meet in the NLCS and I want one of them to get absolutely blown the fuck out so that the memes die. Not even a doyers fag but I want Kershaw to get a ring just so he can get the respect he deserves.
>>68485761
>1. Ichiro will get his 3000th hit on August 3rd against the Cubs.
If he does it against the Cubs, I absolutely want to be at that game.
>>68476039
Usually a grounder
>>68477393
This is fucking awesome
>>68485911
I believe that would be in wrigley. Dont know where you live but that's something to think about
>>68485836
>20-21 since May 1st
>2 games back
Reminder that it's our year
>>68485911
Oh just sawthe soler. Good news then
>>68485890
I was all over twitter after Kershaw had that dominant May he was asked about what he thought and he went on rant about how much respect and admiration he has for the greatest pitcher ever.
>>68485952
Im sure he did. Feel free to show it to me
what happened to shitattle?
>>68485965
regressed
and thus the memes died
>>68485905
>a .606 team will completely die in a month without recovery
ayy lmao
based Michigan gonna steal the division from blowhio cap it
>>68484076
See, Brad Autismus would be a really cool bench coach. He's like that really chill guy who can still play with the rest of the guys. It would've been cool to see the duo of Leyland and Ausmus working together.
Oh well.
>>68486055
You don't watch much baseball or even follow your own team do you faggot?
>>68486121
>projecting this hard
>>68486055
Haha what? You can't be seriously saying this
>>68477307
>she is dating a mexishit
dropped I will find a new slag to post every day
>>68486055
a month? Im just saying they will notice definite trend of losing streaks bymid july. There are still acouple months of baseballafter that. And like thats never happenedbefore in fucking baseball.
Remember the mets in 07? 69 cubs and ninety something angels i think had really bad choke seasons too. Im too lazy to look it up but im sure youcould right a book about good teams colapsing in baseball
>>68486055
>what is the SF collapse of 2014
You're making >us look stupid. Just shut up and enjoy it for now
>>68486116
Why is he such a cuck, and how many times has cueto fucked his wife already?
>>68486116
>yfw Based Posey had a 4-hit night
>>68486162
>Remember the mets in 07? 69 cubs and ninety something angels i think had really bad choke seasons too. Im too lazy to look it up but im sure youcould right a book about good teams colapsing in baseball
You didn't even have to go that far the Giants had the best record in baseball I'm 14' and had a 10 game lead on the Dodgers. They went on to collapse while the Dodgers won 45 of their last 50 games and took the west.
>>68486230
Yeah ihad that example written out buti didnt want to get a response like 'well how did that season end'
>>68486221
linecum always seemed like the cuck to me. You know buster uses his powerful catchers ass to pound his boyfriends man pussy into dust
>>68486244
It's why Lincecum had to get hip surgery
>>68486244
Seriously though, Posey's lower body is ridiculous and disproportionate to the rest of his body lol
>>68483372
Grandpa Rossy!
>>68486267
timmy may have made more money in a year than I will in my entire life but at least I have GOAT tier facial hair genes compared to him
>>68486244
I am a virgin (only because I'm picky) but I wouldn't mind sitting in on a steamy sex-sesh involving based buster and timmy. I'm not gay either I just feel comfortable with my sexuality.
Remember when the Oakland A's were 27 games over .500 in mid August and ended up being 1 game out of missing the postseason?
I still wish the mariners were able to meme their way in. That would have been a historic regular season choke. Thankfully they gave a pretty good postseason choke instead.
>>68486275
I look at Crawford in the box sometimes and think he looks way thicker than Posey does
>>68486281
Same. And at the very least, our dads didn't fuck us over with wonky pitching mechanics that destroyed our bodies.
does anyone actually think the scurvy niggers have a chance?
i feel like they secretly choke every season now but no one really pays attention to them because their chokes are always overshadowed by people like kershit and the etc
if they end up as a wild card team for a fourth straight year they should probably just go into fire sale mode and give up
>>68486294
>I am a virgin (only because I'm picky)
>>68486300
Between Ottoman delusion and St Methinal shitposting about the best fans in baseball the pie rats are the less evil in the NL central
jints fans are pathetic and delusional I can understand why nobody likes you
>>68486329
In what way lad?
>>68486297
Dont talk shit about lincecums pop. He worked for boeing and thats bad ass imo
>>68486329
gints have a dynasty and they have every reason to shitpost during even years
>>68486348
>dynasty
>literally unable to defend their title
>missing the playoffs with a losing record
every other year
>get shutout by Kershaw three times a year
>"dynasty"
>>68486348
Dynastyhas become wayyy too loosely used. You gotta take 3 in 4 or atleast repeat with some close years before and after. Memeing your way into WC world series and missing the playoffs inbetween the five year period is not a dynasty
>>68486329
>be a dodgers fan
>have kershaw and greinke
>somehow manage to get to the playoffs in 2015
>get btfo by the mets
>lose greinke
>only have kershaw
>offense is a sleep
>start shitposting on a taiwanese taxidermy image board
>>68486373
Who's your team?
That's what I thought
>>68486300
They're kind of a weak sauce team that gives in to whatever challenge they face and they never really rise to the occasion.
>2013
>beat the resd in the wild card (wow great accomplishment lel) then fizzled against the alpha cardinals
>2014
>fuck up against the jints and bumgarner in the wild card
>2015
>fail again by losing for the 300th time against arrieta in the wild card game
The Pirates literally never rise to the occasion. I don't get the sense that McCutchen is a great leader. He seems like a fun guy but nothing more than that.
Maybe they'll win the wild card game this year but it's impossible to see them winning 3 playoff series given their history.
>>68486319
Your city looks cool man
going to go to bed. Should I fall asleep to a cozy marlins game or a cozy rays game
>>68486348
God that's like when Blackhawk fans think they have a dynasty be ause they won 3 in 6 years...
At least they actually wenttothe playoffs when they didnt win it though
>>68486348
>losing records
>missing the playoffs
>loses the division to the Dodgers every year
>constantly shitposting about their insecurities
Ebin
>>68486423
>make the playoffs when half of the teams make the play
Wow, what an accomplishment faggot LOL
>>68486432
>doyer fans care about divisional titles more than winning playoff series
interdesting
>>68486438
>missing the playoffs WITH A LOSING RECORD
lmao
>>68486423
the hawks have a salary cap that ass fucks them and kills dynasties. The giants have no such excuse
>>68486432
How are we "constantly posting about our insecurities?"
Are you just lying for (You)s?
>>68486438
i think you missed the point.
>>68486448
Not a Dodger fan. I can see why DG has so much fun with his shitposting. All he does is state a fact and he has multiple fanbases replying to him with angst and salt.
>>68486451
...That's pretty common in baseball, yeah? Why is that a big deal?
>>68486408
I thought anthony would have donebetter...
>>68486473
I found Lorde Blue
>>68486466
No, not really
>>68486495
Explain to me the point smart guy
>>68486512
No thanks faggot. It's pretty self explanatory
Explain to me how making the NHL playoffs is an accomplishment in any way
>>68486465
When the Dodgers lose its like a fucking parade. When the Jints lose you are no where to be found for days until you finally win a game. And when you lose again you post about a post season that happened two years ago. Same with the mets when they get bullied over their 2015 choke job they bring up the Dodgers even though they're getting meme'd on by everyone. What is really most pathetic is that your team wins 3 in 6 but you are still so easily triggered with Kershaw stats and division leads.
>>68486549
Define "triggered"
Why is one team "triggered" when they post facts about their team but another one isn't?
>>68485671
>EVERY THREAD
>the glory of 2015
>forget the years before
>forget the rings
>forget the WS ERA record
>forget post-season mvp and sportsman of the year awards
sad
>>68486575
Anytime the Dodgers have a good game or if Kershaw had a dominant start there is shitposting from SF that is completely unrelated to them or their team. They are insecure that they won it all and still have a shit farm system with a shit bullpen. Any grounded SF fan would understand that the Dodgers can wake up at any moment and win 45 of 50 like they have before.
>>68486538
Ok yeah thats what i thought you didnt get the point.
I'm not fucking defending the hawks and i dont think they have a dynasty at all. Im not comparing the difficulties of making the playoffs between the two sports. There are many reasons why baseball is a lot harder to have consecutive playoff teams. But if ihad to pick the more impressive of the two teams runs it would have to be the hawks becAuse they were consistantly a good team. Idc if its easier in hockey, youwould be hard pressed to defend the giants as a dynasty when they had losing records and made it in a WC and overallvery inconsistant.
Its not that the hawks are something to rave about but imade the comparison to another team who have been incorectly called a dynasty to make a point that the giants are less impressive than a team that do in fact have iteasier in some ways.
I didn't realize a couple sentences would get someone so upset overa dumb comparison. but i hope this will suffice. I hope you're not this much of a faggot in person.
>>68486599
>the glory of 2015
>>68486624
I literally never see any of this shit you're talking about. it's only when piss guzzler acts like a delusional retard that people bring up his postseason stuff. It isn't always even Giants fans. The same things happen in the opposite if Bumgarner does well. Why don't you consider all of those people triggered? Are you biased against the Giants for some reason? Hmm. I wonder why
>>68486549
Like clockwork they came. >>68486599
>>68486650
The jints at least won the series I will never understand why the mest think they have any ground to meme on the Dodgers when they themselves took the most humiliating loss in sports 2015
>>68486672
Good post
>>68486643
Wew lad. Lol, I understood the point perfectly. Like I said, very self explanatory. I just wasn't going to type some shit on demand because you told me to. I just asked my own question and you typed out an essay right away for me like the bitch you are lol
Stay mad faggot. Type more bitch :^)
can the giants win this year
>Kershaw has good game
>"REEEEEEE LOOK AT HIS POST-SEASON"
>Bumgarner has good game
>"omg goat goat goat"
>Bumgarner has bad game
>"do you remember 2014?"
>Kershaw has bad game
>"lol choker"
>>68486696
Of course
>win 3 in 6
>have to respond for 100 posts about why you're not insecure
Uh yeah...sure
>>68486699
as shitty as bum bum can be the man has rings
>>68486699
bumgarner has 3 rings, and destroyed the Rangers in game 4 of the 2010 world series as a 20 year old, he can do no wrong
>>68486694
Ok, if youreally understand than why are you butthurt about it? Youask me how its an accomplishment but that completely misses the point of my post. Whatever i. Going to bed
>>68486699
True except Kershaw doesn't have bad games in the regular season and doesn't choke in division clinchers
>>68486714
>responding to posts means your insecure
Lol, nah. I think it would be more insecure to care what people think about how much you post
By all means, stay obsessed and keep posting about the Giants lol
Giants will miss the playoffs the way their bullpen and offence looks. Expect 0 jints posters after the ASG when they collapse on schedule like every year
Hey yo got a trivia question.
Besides mickey mantle, who is the only other player with atleast 140 homeruns from both sides of the plate
>>68486774
Bumgarner could probably do that if he didn't pitch
>>68486774
Chipper Jones
Easy peesey
>>68486804
Thats a good guess but no
>>68486808
What!?
Eddie Murray?
>>68486816
Thats right
>>68486821
I always forget about that guy. I wouldn't have even remembered him if I didn't hear some stat about him and switch hitters a few weeks ago when Beltran hit his 400th home run
>>68486774
Mike Moustakas
>>68486875
Yes. Mike moustakas has 140 hr from both sides of the plate.
>>68486891
This season!
>>68486940
In today's game
>>68486954
In the first inning
>>68465511
underrated
Holy shit clayton Kershaw is having the greatest season for a pitcher ever. Have you gone to see Kershaw pitch in person?
>>68487532
What a disgrace
>>68487532
tfw no asian gf
>>68487532
Shit windup
You now remember James Shields
>>68487642
Is that that guy who was found dead in South Chicago?
>>68487651
After giving up the double in relief that broke the Cubs WS draught. The exact AL team eludes science, at the moment.
>>68487229
i saw him when he pitch in that "opening series" meme in sydney to start 2014. he's incredible desu
>>68488539
>"opening series" meme
Greinke was right.
>>68489026
he was for the most part, but it was fun. i travelled for it after some deliberation. i can't believe vin came out for it though. i only went to the saturday night game and it still feels weird to say that the first major league home run i saw was off the bat of scott van slyke
>>68487229
I actually did. I still can't believe how quick he is to mound when he's from the stretch. You don't actually realize these things on TV.
>>68489101
Are the Ausbro from N Queensland?
Must have been one heck of a travel?
Not only was it close for me and my boss even offered to pay for it because he knew I loved baseball, I still couldn't be stuffed.
>>68489197
yeah that's me. i say traveled for it like i drove but we flew. it gave me the bug to travel the states later in the year. kershaw got a cheer for his long toss during warm up, he threw it to ellis from the 3rd base line to the left centre wall and it was like a tracer
>>68489285
In Australia, do the kangaroos play baseball?
>>68489380
in australia, nobody plays baseball
>>68489380
>>68489478
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_at_the_2004_Summer_Olympics
>>68489569
ok ok i exaggerate out of laziness. its not particularly popular here is my point, especially in regional areas. i know about the ABL but you don't read a lot about it in the papers
>>68462437
How can you not be romantic about baseball
Thanks for watching our sport Australia
>>68487229
yup, he looks fucking huge up close
>tfw your shit team gets 8 hits against him and loses
498
>500
>>68487229
I saw him May 3rd, 2013 when Buster Posey hit a walk-off home run