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Germany vs. Poland on Thursday 06.16.2016 09.00pm CEST
Games today:
Austria : Hungary 06.00pm
Portugal : Iceland 21.00pm
Valencia wants to buy F. Kostic from Stuttgart for ~15m€
>HSV is interested in Moussa Sissoko from Leicester City
According to Catalan sportspaper "Sport", Leroy Sane to ManCity is a done deal.
>>68451437
Mein Land seit vielen Jahrn, ist Österreich-Ungarn, lobt unsren König.
>HSV is interested in Moussa Sissoko from Leicester City
>>68451437
>>68451491
*from Newcastle United
sorry :(
AaB's Nicolaj Thomsen is having a medical with Nantes this week.
The transfer price will be around DKK 4m plus clauses.
Thomsen is 23 years old, a winger, scored six goals and made nine assists last season.
>>68451482
>tfw I wanted to post exactly that and then thought "nah"
Zorniger thinks very highly of himself.
It will be interesting to follow Brondby this season and especially to see how the players react to him.
>when you've been shitposting it every draw and it turns out to be true
Auslosung manipuliert? | Blatter: „Natürlich gibt es warme und kalte Kugeln“
http://sportbild.bild.de/fussball/2016/fussball/blatter-uerber-manipulierte-auslosungen-warmen-und-alte-kugeln-46288726.sport.html
>>68451551
>„Ich habe selbst Auslosungen auf europäischer Ebene beobachtet, bei denen das passiert ist – aber niemals bei der Fifa.“
sure thing Sepp....
>Arjen Robben soll mit einem „Mega-Millionen-Vertrag“ zum türkischen Meister Besiktas Istanbul gelockt werden. Das berichtet der „kicker“. Der Kontrakt des Niederländers beim FC Bayern läuft 2017 aus – eine Verlängerung steht aktuell nicht im Raum
hallo bundes ~~
>>68451933
ayoooo
>>68451551
meme magic confirmed
>>68451514
Nantes are never ever going to buy good players
Breaking: Madrid court says Operation Puerto blood bags must be released to Spanish cycling fed, WADA, UCI and Italian Olympic Committee
>>68452149
Thomsen is alright. French mid-table is probably his level.
>>68452227
rip in peace drugbike
>>68452227
I think doping should be allowed in cycling tbf
>>68452355
Will be interesting to see if there are football and tennis players there as rumours have it, or it's only cycling.
>>68452378
Strongly disagree
>>68452388
Will be interesting to see if there will be any consequences at all, which is highly unlikely if >>68452354 is right.
>>68452409
Yes. As a lifelong cycling fan I'm extremely cynical and don't actually expect anything to come of it.
>>68452388
doping had been hand in hand with cycling since forever. That's why all the athletes are giving out superhuman, that's why they can keep up everyday with so much kilometers, that's why they are fast, their moves are swift, and why the curve of their turns are so smooth. The entire sport your love so much is based on lies and doping
>>68452494
I know all that, but it doesn't mean doping should be allowed.
It would maybe be entertaining in the short term, but longer term it would destroy it alltogether. How many parents would allow their teenagers to race if they knew for certain that drugs was in their future and how many talents would choose other sports. It's not like cycling is a gold mine for 80% of the riders. Legalised doping very very quickly turns into mandatory doping.
I'd rather they just keep battling it with all the setbqcks and shit that follows from it.
>"80 Prozent von euch oder ich kraulen sich auch mal an den Eiern und gut is." (Lukas Podolski)
MEMES
>>68452544
i do it several times a day tbqhwy
>>68452544
Sure, but don't get caught on camera doing it, then sniffing your hand.
>>68452568
>>68452587
both of these
Russia gets a suspended disqualification from UEFA after violence inside the Stade Velodrome on Saturday night. On a final warning
>>68452627
what about the anglos
>>68452777
Didn't do anything inside the stadium, which is what UEFA are looking at in this case.
Allofs has confirmed that Ricardo Rodriguez wants to leave Wolfsburg this summer.
cricket
>>68452879
he confirmed that like a week ago
his buyout clause runs out at the end of june
>das gefühl wenn sie dir zuerst textet
i think i have a chance /bundes/
EIER
WIR BRACUEHN EIER
>>68453762
clutch at any straw bro
>>68453762
don't get friendzoned m8
>no 15 uhr game
>>68454082
help me master
https://twitter.com/jenslehmann/status/742447977067909120
austria - hungary will be better than what is expected
>>68454290
Austria will win their group.
>>68454290
yes
>>68454219
Yeah
>>68454290
Depends what your definition of "is" is
Dortmund still expect Reus to be back by August or September.
I hope Austria destroy Hungary.
feels good having coworkers who don't care about football
>>68454472
like a 1-1 borefest
Execute all Germans.
>>68454523
>>68454371
fuck yourselves
as of right now I am bandwagoning the Hung Aryans. they are LITERALLY going to BTFO of mountain niggers
t. magyar diaspora
predictions for today:
austria - hungary 1:0
portugal - iceland 1:0
apparently Deschamps doesn't like Pogba because he arrives late at lunch, while wearing flipflops
>>68454606
t. Jako Kovàcks
>>68454673
2x0
0x1
>>68454687
whats wrong with wearing flipflops?
>>68454765
people will think you're a bogan
put the oral stimulation in the bag, oniichan
>>68454765
lack of professionalism
he arrives 2 minutes late and wearing flipflops, while Deschamps ask for everyone to wear shoes
he's literally grasping at straws so he can play a midfield of sissoko - matuidi - kanté (2 hacks and one good bloke)
http://www.20minutes.fr/sport/football/1865039-20160614-euro-2016-pogba-arrive-retard-claquettes-repas-ca-enerve-deschamps?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_term=Autofeed#link_time=1465893893
I need to poop
>>68454765
Sandals in general are wrong. It's not polite to walk around barefeet, and it looks awful to wear them with socks. Wrong on all accounts.
>>68454815
WTF I like Deschamps now
>>68454875
it's shit like birks and regular beach flipflops that are shit. sandals like pic related are perfectly acceptable
>hummels, gundogan, mkhitaryan, obama all gone
>reus out for 6 months
why is life so cruel to dortmund fans
>>68454875
>Sandals in general are wrong
this, dat feel of shame when i see fellow countrymen wearing them, esp. on vacation
>>68454920
no just no
We can only hope Poland somehow beats us.
LITERALLY THE FIRST THING OUR COMMENTATOR SAYS AFTER THE GOAL:
>"MUSTAFI, son of Albanian parents!"
This fucking disgusting cuckland.
If this is the first thing that pops up in their leftist minds, you can be sure, if Germany would win, our media would use it for months for their disgusting multiculutralism and xenophilia propaganda.
We can only hope """German""" team will fuck up soon.
>>68454945
>esp. on vacation
>wearing shoes to the beach
BOLD
Just shed a few tears over the show I'm watching.
>>68454920
Certain people can wear them, but not many. A swarthy Frenchman or Italian, sure, but you will not catch me wearing sandals, ever.
If I need something light, I'll wear a pair of Mao shoes.
>>68454984
welcome back ronny
how is /pol/ today?
since there is no trans thread I will post it here
Umtiti to barcelona for 30m euro
OH. MY. GOD.
Vardy uses my brand of snus
>>68454984
>mfw a german was getting triggered by chocolate near me
>>68455022
make one
>>68455027
>>68455072
er snus?
>>68455027
>>68455072
disgusting
>>68455113
I think the English speaking world calls it snuff maybe. Loose tobacco or small bags with tobacco in them that you put under your upper lip.
>>68454984
desu I don't really care
I can't enjoy NT wins anymore because I don't like 50% of the team
I don't want them to crash and burn but I don't really care about the team either
>>68455072
>>68455152
you're a disgusting human being
just lost all my respect
>>68455152
ew this shit is disgusting
>>68455152
i'm slightly aware of its existence and completely unaware of it's name
Hide and ignore all offtopic posts in /bundes/ with one simple trick.
Foreigners hate it.
http://pastebin.com/nAbGeGF1
Requires
- Greasmonkey add-on in Firefox
- Tampermonkey add-on in Chrome
>>68455294
Bundes is so much better without having to read FrenchCunts, Denmarkassbitch and Huezil's posts!
Wish i could hide all the Bazi posters, too
I'm cooking something right now
>>68455294
doing god's work
but 4chan x already does that easily
no need for an extra script
my soup is turning out nicely
I am a kitchen magician
B E F O R E K I T C H E N
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>>68454792
when i was in australia i had the best time im compay of bogans
>>68455658
how do you know they were bogans
>>68454995
Breaking bad?
>>68455719
it just assumed. they looked like bogans and drank alot
>>68455758
how did they look?
>>68455741
No, watched the tirst two episodes of it and was bored
>>68455773
they head feathers on their head and big sharp beaks
i love transfer season
https://twitter.com/Will2153/status/742483463476019200
>>68455815
good.
>>68455773
like bogans
Official final bundes table for the 16/17 season
1. RBL
2. Wolfsburg
3. Leverkusen
4. Dortmund
5. Buyern
6. HSV
7. Ingolstadt
8. Schalke
9. Hertha
10. Hoffenheim
11. Augsburg
12. Frankfurt
13. Köln
14. Mainz
15. Bremen
16. Gladbach
17. Darmstadt
18. Freiburg
>>68455946
>Euro League for us
yay :3
>>68454805
>>68454820
>>68455598
Hehe
>>68455495
I would never do soup for myself because it has next to no nutritional value for me. I'd consider making soup as an entrée for guests of course
>>68456027
>I would never do soup for myself because it has next to no nutritional value for me
You are doing it wrong then. A Kartoffelsuppe or Linsensuppe is a nice healthy meal
>>68455946
will you ever learn?
>>68455946
Butthurt Kölnkanacke again
>>68456073
Gladbach is just shit
They'll implode
>>68455946
>Dortmund above Bayern
>>68456027
gotta eat big to get big !!! brudi :D
>>68455294
What about the foreigners with German flag? :^)
>>68455946
d-du lügst mich nicht an oder?
>>68456145
WER DEUTSCHLAND NICHT LIEBT SOLL DEUTSCHLAND VERLASSEN
>>68455946
there is only 17 teams in bundes liga, you have made a terrible mistake
>not watching based dritte halbzeit in france right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3p3TNAQvAE
>>68456289
why are the french so lazy?
>protesters literally chanting 7 nation army
>Then, Xherdan Shaqiri dropped what can only be described as a bombshell. “What if the coach of Kosovo wants me as the captain? Of course, I am thinking about it then,” the Switzerland winger said.
what a little bitch
>>68451514
good for them
>>68456376
cant wait for that little mong to fuck off. Most overrated player ever
>>68456376
he can't switch nations if he already played a tournament with another nation
>>68456455
wrong
>>68456455
He can if the second nation didn't exist when he chose the first
>>68456455
kosovo are new so they have exceptions i think
>>68456455
He could, since Kosovo has been newly accepted. He probably won't though, he's just throwing a bit of a hissy fit, since Xhaka was chosen as the third captain over him.
>>68455027
>>68455072
Amazing
>>68455072
>>68455027
BASED
ein kleine tipp mein freunde hört nicht auf kyary pamyu pamyu in der u-bahn, menschen werden blick auf sie ich bin voller scham aua aua mein leben
Based Poldi.
How made will Ronaldo be if Gylfi scores a FK tonight?
Alabas sister a CUTE.
Please don't bully Austria
alaba will score today
>>68454984
lol
>>68457048
I wonder how big her tongue is
>>68457272
>>68457048
lol what
What do you think his expression emerges? I'm pretty sure I know
Sid Lowe @sidlowe 3h3 hours ago
Man City interested in Valdés
i called this in trans not long ago
>>68457300
EIER
WIR BRAUCHEN EIER
>>68457287
We are watching ZDF, the SBS of Germany
>>68456685
hehe
BABY NENN MICH ALABA
BABY NENN MICH ALABA
how many goals will based drago score from alaba set pieces
I predict 2
>>68457355
Zero
>>68457331
I meant the cute thing
>>68457308
What else did you call?
Austria really have a great team
>>68457412
Good question
>>68457308
Please respond >>68457412
>>68457421
You have a great team
Lodar on ITV
Also:
>Reus dying his hair ginger and playing for Hungary
>>68457395
Yes
>>68457412
not much
>>68457447
so do you
finally
Here we go
>>68457476
loddar, slaven bilic (goat pundit) and skepta
>>68457479
it's not true
>>68457615
Okay
>>68457165
uhhh
Alabloot
Both teams starting like the fire brigade. What else is not new
>martin harnik still gets starts for professional football teams
>>68451437
Ozil ruins the photo
>>68457807
He's the austrian Götze
>>68457853
why
>Clément Turpin is the ref
>>68457853
I didn't notice him
When is Denmark's first game?
(:
>>68457879
He's been on shit form lately
>marcel koller will never be your father
>>68458152
Shut up you weirdo, and pull that stick out of your ass.
fuck this
he's ok
>>68458218
>>68458324
Would love to spread your nose all over your face like a tub of butter.
>>68458382
bit rude desu
>>68458503
You have a Problem with that Sascha?
>>68458577
yes
no bullying aloud in bundes
>>68458611
Shut up you facist cunt, you don't make the rules here, /Bundes/ has been a bully zone every since me and the other Rude Bois made this thread great again.
>>68458656
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
is Switzerland here
Oh my god just put it in oh my god.
>>68459017
I chased the little bitch away hehe (:>=)
>HARNIK
JESUS CHRIST
>>68459156
not without a condom
>Harshit
Every time
>>68459017
yes
crap finishing
>>68459235
how do you rate blick
the presenter on bein accidentally said Australians instead of Austrians haha
i've literally not watch a single euro game so far
>>68459366
not my kind of journalism but they are good at what they do
>>68459479
Why?
>>68459608
i mean reliability
>>68459618
just not feeling it
Gonna be gone for the next 4 days and miss all games.
>>68459693
are you depressed?
>>68459651
reliability when it comes to transfers?
>>68459740
i don't think so
>>68459693
feeling like this too tbf
I feel like I've already seen too much football. the tactical quality isn't even good and I could do something worthwhile instead
BILD: Bayern want €12m for Hojbjerg.
Too expensive for the Bundesliga?
>>68459809
i dont rate them that highly in that regard
>>68459869
didn't rode just go for similar
>>68459821
then watch the games
>Ibrahimovic to Bayern
Was just thinking about it yesterday, and i never think about transfers.
>hear thunder
>tv signal gone
HGUUUUU
>>68459937
what else did you think about
>>68459979
life
>>68459869
too expensive for Schalke but BMG (Borussia Mönchengladbach) are flush with cash
>>68459979
Things i wanted to program today that i finished now.
>>68459894
hojberg is shit though
Werner and Marius Müller to RBL confirmed
>>68460064
he's still young enough for someone to rate him on potential alone
>>68460026
don't do that you'll get sad
>>68460078
Werner Müller
>>68460078
which werner
denmark??
>>68460165
tim-o
>>68460165
pic related
>harnik is still on the pitch
>>68454290
hmm
I still believe Austria will reach the semis.
>conceeding to ADAM
anschluss NEEDED
shit
>fuchs
>>68460176
Mmhmm
>>68460633
are you watching
what the fuck
what the fuck i bet my life savings on austria doing well this tournament
TIP TOP FUCKING LEL
lool
>>68460741
>betting on inbred canyon shitters
>it's a "ref wants to be the star of the match" episode
>>68460741
their group isn't that good they could still do well
RED
>>68460699
Yes
why are hungary panicking they're a man up just chill
I just wrote a scathing review of something on Trustpilot.
I always want to get into writing imdb-reviews, but never actually do it.
I couldve written hundreds of reviews by now.
Iceland @10.00 on Bet365
Are they mad?
Can't remember my username or password.
Probably a sign I shouldn't bet on it. Pretty sure I have ~€10 on that account. Would've been perfect, but what can you do.
>>68461310
Only Belgium is more overrated
>mfw Belgium, Switzerland and Austria all finish 4th in their groups
No offense, but would be funny haha
>>68460418
That's daft
Australia will finish 4th
STIEBER!
SZOLTAN!
STIEBER!
>>68461613
same
>Switzerland
toooooooor
>>68461718
AND MOMENTS LATER HE SCORES
BERND STORCK CONFRIMED GOAT COACH
THERE DONE
>>68461613
why switzerland?
seriously anschluss when
germany get a lb and austria stop getting humiliated
>>68461948
yall are shit
/bundes/ stronk
those trackpants do not deserve a clean sheet
>>68461948
The central European hipster teams.
I like Switzerland (the country) a lot and have nothing sgainst the football team btw
>>68462335
trackpants tucked into socks are next level
>this interviewer
kek
Storck is really based though i like him a lot.
>>68462973
>no Phil Jones
>>68462973
gudjohnsen triggering autism everywhere
>>68462973
sigthorsson is so wank
>>68463101
Some familiar faces from Superligaen in that Iceland squad.
based kiraly
Überadrenalinabbauschlaf
>>68462973
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Island ist leer
Dunga is officially gone.
>Game of Thrones
>ZDF
i swear they lose their minds when it comes to ronaldo
>>68463649
sadly that won't change how brazilian football is administrated
Cringe
>hating on based ronaldo-sama
>cringe
EY MERKST DU SELBST ODER
based tsuu
>>68463649
HAHA TIME FOR SCOLARI AGAIN
ADOLF HITLER UNSER FÜHRER
>>68464138
no one is "hating"
just having a laugh
>>68464317
LEAVE RONALDO-SAMA ALONE YOU CREEPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68463221
Based schlabberhosenman.
>>68464303
kys my man
What a great moment in football history
God, I hope Iceland kill them
Is Raphael Guetc. the new Dortmund player?
>>68462973
literally 11 -son
>>68464665
Sounds like half of Iceland is in the stadium.
LET'S GO STRKÁNIR OKKAR!!!!!!!!!!
>>68464665
>>68464811
>>68464875
Stop drinking
best fucking anthem
>>68464875
No I think they mean Raphaël Guerreiro.
Both teams start like the fire brigade. What else is still not new
good night
>>68465178
good pic
>>68465196
good night
So everyone in /bundes/ is rooting for Iceland?
'no'
>ronaldo dive number 2
'yes'
>supporting anyone but germany
WER DEUTSCHLAND NICHT LIEBT SOLL DEUTSCHLAND VERLASSEN!
>>68465839
I wish I could ;_;.
Portugal look like Benfica and Island look like England. This is basically Benfica against England
>>68465938
that looks comfy.
>>68453762
>she text's first
she is insane. careful
Dat save
>/pol/mark >>68466475
ugh
noooo
good
even we beat iceland
Sanches?
nani and pepe, fucking unlikeable cunts.
alexis
ICELAND BOMAYE!
cool
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YESSS
Just Pepe things.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
things i cant here anymore:
>"geheimfavorit"
>"EM der knappen ergebnisse"
anything else?
>>68470263
Packing
>>68470263
Reliable packets
>>68470263
>cuck
>my wife's son
>x is not white
>the media still wanks over ronaldo when it comes to freekicks
Copenhagen is the fifth largest "Icelandic" city, with 13,000 Icelanders living here.
>>68470688
never got this tßh. he was always shit when it comes to freekicks.
Bjarnason who just got subbed in plays for Gymnastikforeningen
>>68470712
honk honk
why does ronaldo even take free kicks anymore
YOu know remember penaldos FK against Lahm
>>68471209
bless you
L a n d o f I c e~
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>>68471540
Not hearing anything so far. I think most of them are uni students so they probably don't own cars.
>>68471842
lol imagine if they played Azerbaijan
>>68471966
Land of Fire vs. Land of Ice
wew
really really like the tournament so far
Le Mans on Saturday
>>68472985
Same
kahn:
>wie kommen diese "menschen" immer wieder an karten?
Callmund looks old now.
Boatengs sister.
>"Wir haben vier Monate mit Henrikh Mkhitaryan darüber verhandelt, ob er bei uns verlängert. Jetzt wissen wir, dass er nicht verlängert. Es gab niemals eine Zusage, dass Mkhitaryan uns vorzeitig verlassen darf", erklärte Watzke.
>Mkhitaryans Berater Mino Raiola kritisierte den BVB scharf. "Micki hat seit Monaten das Versprechen der BVB-Verantwortlichen, dass er den Verein in diesem Sommer verlassen darf. Dortmund hat ein offizielles Angebot vorliegen. Aber jetzt haben die BVB-Bosse Angst vor den eigenen Fans. Plötzlich sagen sie zu Micki, dass er nächste Saison ablösefrei gehen soll. Das ist ganz schlechtes Management", sagte Raiola der "Bild".
Here we go
>>68474121
>Raiola
One of the biggest cunts around.
>>68474121
ayy
>>68474152
The qt behind Hansi Müller is top tier.
>>68473228
I know right.
>>68474257
2gruselig4mich
>>68474257
now the girl on the left.
>>68474064
How can Boateng come off like a borderline retard and his sister like a reasonably intelligent chick?
Also, would racemix.
>>68474303
aua aua meine Farbe
>>68474333
no idea. maybe it's because footballers get told how to behave.
>>68474333
he doesn't sound like a retard. Just like a normal, shy 10 year old
>BVB-Spieler Julian Weigl im Visier von Paris St. Germain
>Nach Informationen dieser Redaktion hat der französische Meister großes Interesse, den 20-Jährigen schon im Sommer zu verpflichten und will nach der Europameisterschaft das Gespräch mit dem BVB suchen.
>>68472630
Ebin.
Speaking of Iceland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC-T0rC6m7I
AEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA! AEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAA!
>>68474441
How can mudsharks look in the mirror?
>>68474771
imagine
just imagine
imagine being Marco Reus right and having to be all like "hmm oh yeah, Dortmund, I would totally play for you, both the footballer and the real me"
>>68474876
i like where this is going
>>68474876
AEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA! AEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAA!
>>68454984
every fucking day this guy posts the same fucking shit
>>68452227
Bye Bye Nadal.
>>68474876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU
Good morning fellas
>>68475234
gute nacht
>>68475234
Good morning, my friend.
>>68475234
good night cünt
>>68475234
morning ausGOD
Me right now
>>68475702
Have you seen a dentist about your problems?
>>68475764
I'm an anti-dentite
i watched a very scary movie and now i wont be able to sleep. great
>>68475931
D-do you w-want to cuddle so you can fall asleep in my arms?
>drunkmark
>>68475931
Was it Lake Mungo?
nightly reminder to participate in the /bundes/ tippspiel.
goodnight
>>68470956
it's because he had like four good ones in one season for man u
that was his peak
>>68470346
>>68470406
I don't get it
>>68471853
Do you blame them?
>>68474771
>>68474856
Keeping face general
gooooooooooood morning
>1:1
>take off sigthorsson
what were they thinking?
>>68485324
Deine gute Laune finde ich zum Kotzen.
Morgen.
Also einfach nur irgendein Morgen, er kann ja auch scheiße sein
tired af desu
epl fixtures are out
when are the bundes ones unveiled
>>68486945
I seem ti remember something about it being the end of the month.
First cup round draw is this Saturday.
>Der Vertrag des armenischen Mittelfeldspielers endet im Sommer 2017 – ein Verkauf kommt für die Borussia dennoch nicht in Frage.
Just Dortmund things
>>68476217
Suspiria
>>68485349
they are ok with drawing
>Bundesliga-Aufsteiger SC Freiburg verstärkt sich zur neuen Saison mit Aleksandar Ignjovski (25). Der Defensivmann wechselt von Eintracht Frankfurt zum Sportclub. Über die Vertragslänge und Ablösemodalitäten machten beide Klubs keine Angaben.
>>68475985
pls explain this pic
>>68487156
He's joining bayern for free next season.
>>68487403
bayern fans are fat
https://www.sportschau.de/uefaeuro2016/live/videostream-die-euro-im-livestream-108.html
Reminder you can watch the matches here in better quality than the normal ARD stream
top wew
Der FC St. Pauli verpflichtet Marvin Ducksch vom BVB.
Look closely at the picture.
>>68487942
Did they photoshop his face on?
Also are we sure that's actually Marvin, and not his brother?
>>68487942
A man with an Ewald Lienen mask signing Jamie Vardys little brother.
>>68487942
that sankt pauli shirt is quite neat
>>68487982
Danish design never fails
>>68487998
B-but Hummel was founded in Hamburg
>>68487998
Didn't knew that hummel was danish.
The more you know.....
>>68487982
It looks like straight out of 1994. But I am sure that what the insufferable hipsters at St.Pauli were going for.
>>68487998
not so sure
>>68488025
Okay, amazing. I love that club!
>>68487894
thank you
>>68487928
swap for mhiki - 10mil when?
>>68452777
we gud boys we dindu nuffin
>Der 1.FC Köln steht nach „Bild“- und „Express“-Informationen kurz vor einem Transfer von HSV-Angreifer Artjoms Rudnevs (28). Demnach absolvierte der Lette den obligatorischen Medizincheck beim FC. Rudnevs ist nach Ablauf seines Vertrages in Hamburg ablösefrei.
>>68455072
the fuck is this shit? shoe pasta?
>>68488434
>he dosn't know about snus
burns like hell when you used the first time.
>>68487928
Ich glaube da ehrlich gesagt nicht dran.
Wenn das aber stimmen sollte, dann ist das ein weiterer Beleg dafür was der FCB inzwischen leider verloren hat, das früher völlig berechtigt immer eines der Dinge war die man sich nur zu gerne ans Revers heftete, wenn man sich mit der europäischen Konkurrenz verglich.
Daß es in solch einem Weltklub menschelt. Das tats nämlich wenns hart auf hart kam immer. Würde das so stimmen wären diese Zeiten leider auch vorbei. Fänd ich doch schade, fernab davon ob man den FCB mag, oder nicht.
>>68452777
modern english football 'hoolligans' are boisterous, loud and insulting rather than actually being dangerous, the massive crackdown on english hooliganism after Heysel and Hillsborough has pretty much put an end to it in england, look at domestic epl games, you hardly ever see violence anymore
im ded
>>68487928
Armer Götze. sollte mal lieber zu Kloppo gehen.
>>68475702
is that how you look like atm or your posture
>>68488588
hows wifi in heaven la
>>68488902
I was in bed at the time of posting.
>>68489027
Would love to fill all your holes with hot spunk bb :)
>>68487942
Stop giving this memeteam the attention they crave.
>>68489123
never noticed russia's lack of accents before
>>68489214
They banned them during socialism, because accents are too elitist.
>>68489214
I never thought about it, but now that you mention it.
They don't have them in my Russian novels either.
culturemark
I hope some russkies will murder the commentators
>>68489123
So who's going to win? Went for a 1:0 russian victory in the bundes ZDF Tippspiel™.
I don't really follow the Bundesliga. Can someone explain the >schalke meme to me?
>>68489246
did they really?
Götze will score the winner in the EM final and everyone at buyern will be like "OH DAMN HOW LUCKY WE HAVE HIM!!!"
>>68489408
u mad?
>>68489477
Happy for our Mario tobihannes
>>68489499
>our
Götze is from Bavaria
>>68489509
so am I
Adolf Hitler unser FÜhrer
HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
IST DA JEMAND?????????????????
this tobidanés
*farts
A former minister of justice was assaulted last night during a screening of the game outside the tv studio on Islands Brygge.
The assault was politically motivated.
>THE CITY OF RUSSIA
Good
I feel really bad about my angry review yesterday. The service is working impeccably now.
Too embarrassed to go back and delete it. At least a lot of other people are also criticising and I did give it two stars and not one like many of the others.
>Carlo wants Isco
jej
WOOOO
beating Neinhold in the tippcenter
harhar
>>68489337
well shit
>>68491631
*hacks you*
The stream just froze for 30 seconds. I feel much better now.
Look how happy the Slovakians are. Good for them.
>>68493831
even ARD posted this before you
wtf is wrong with you
>>68493912
Maybe I need to adjust the algorithms of my twitter to /bundes/ bot
>>68489214
They sound Portuguese
Cute cow
BREAKING: Löw apologises for scratching his balls. "I'm sorry for it. When you're full of adrenalin, things happen that you don't perceive."
"I saw the images the next day. Of course you do something unconscious now and then. I'm trying to behave differently from now on."
>>68495027
Was it epilepsy? Poor guy.
Curve:0
;_;
>>68495027
why do footballers always pull out dumb excuses no one could believe? PSG said that tweets made by their players around 2011 which were digged around 2015 was plain hack. Now Löw is saying this? just tell the truth lmao
what the fuck
Ugh. I was just about to turn it off and watch something more interesting. Now I guess I'll have to watch at least until the break.
Weew
>ebin soccer! go germany xD
>while shitskins rape and pillage your country
fucking cucks
>>68495734
Where do they pillage? I want to join and get me a new Handy
>>68495734
and what are you doing against that alter?
there's something handy in my pants
Stan Collymore doing some good stuff on periscope these days
>pikachu
>periscope
Down with this sort of thing
>ARD being awkward again
ugh
>>68496522
very useful for live broadcast of important events (like the strikes and walks in france earlier this year)
also those cheeky striptease periscope around midnight sometimes
>>68496734
I should have said "up with this sort of thing"
ugh
Xhaka is so good
Embololo when?
wew
BLOOT
>>68497031
now
>>68497153
/bloota/
>>68497226
didn't mean to quote tho
also i tipped 1:2
>that casual Xhaka pass
God just started playing football here
Romania make each contact with an opponent count. Good Mou teams do that too.
>>68497859
I'd like seeing the same with Sanches and Portugal next match
>>68497859
am literally seething right now
how can Deshit drop Pogba but yet insist on starting Matuidi
>>68497859
>löw won't change his starting 11
kill me
France will be the first team to win with more than two goals difference
>>68498791
>no Phil Jones
Official
>>68498831
albania on left, france on right
>>68498395
That's a good thing. He might get the idea to play memes like Gomez or Dummels.
>>68498899
i think you inverted things ehehe but nice double dubs
>>68499448
>Bakery Jatta who turned """""""""18"""""""""" just 1 month ago signed a 3 year contract worth €10k/month at HIV
What do they mean by this?
This match better be good. I gave up on watching the next episode of my show because it's too long to watch between the games.
>>68499856
what show?
>>68499682
kek
>>68499919
she won't tell
Chinese investment group supported by the state government attempt to buy Liverpool for £700million.
>>68499919
>>68499951
I don't want it spoiled, sorry. You will know one day.
>>68500402
what do you think about this
Deschamps has a weird mouth
>>68500484
You have a weird mouth
>>68500462
I think it could be interesting.
>>68500529
You have a weird mouth
>>68500529
why are you saying that
>>68500574
why
>>68500629
They could back Kloppo with even more money and make Liverpool competitive again.
>>68500665
that's not actually danemark
>>68500762
i think the same, good for them
>>68500868
Okay
>>68500484
I know nothing about your mouth
Checked in on a thread from last night where I made a comment. Got two complimentary replies today, one this morning and another one in the afternoon.
Was a pleasant surprise, like if you forgot to open a present and discover i the next morning or something.
>>68501375
Yes
I'm surprised how even supposedly shitty nations like Albania, Iceland and such are no walkovers. This trend has continued since 2008
>>68501872
Same. I guess we live in _THE_ century of portable document files which reduces the amount of shithouses
>>68501872
Feels more like the nations that are supposed to be good have become worse.
>>68502028
Exactly
>>68502028
they've also become too arrogant
just look at France
>hurr Pogba wore flipsie flopsies, no starter place for you :DDD
can someone explain the shithouse meme? thx
>>68502299
It's something you call people or objects when they're good/bad/big/anything else (not original definition but the new meme meaning)
>>68502299
it's a classic bundes meme started by hermann
you use it when you want to call something bad while trying to sound funny and or while being ironic
>this commentator wanking over certain players
I am ready to die
Night
>>68502513
Uhh, it's my meme, actually.
>>68502662
nope
I will not be having this argument.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/shithouse/country/dk/order/asc/
>28th May 2016
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/shithouse/country/de/order/asc/
2012
>Judith Rakers is already 40
Milf
>>68503323
Does he have kids?
>>68503347
No Idea. I heard it somewhere that she's married and married women age 40 are usually mothers.
Someone should make a new thread.
>>68503184
really makes you think, huh?
it's denmark's meme
pretty undeserved desu
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