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Gentleman, how do we fix Belgium?
L'annexion with France.
Hire Pellegrinni
51st state
>>68448573
this, europe doesn't need 50 "countries" anyways.
German annexation?
Two words:
Christian Benteke
>>68448659
No give it to us
I want chocolate and fries and waffles
>>68448519
Just make it come back home.
>>68448705
>Wants the one country in Europe that could possibly make you fatter
>>68448519
bench hazard. its amazing how people put him in the messi/ronaldo conversation when he has no end product
Fuck the Dutch for letting this bullshit meme country happen.
Start Carrasco. The guy was the best player in the CL final even without his goal. He can make things happen for them if Wilmots gives him the chance.
Wallonia to thhe french. Thry can add Hazard and lukaku to their team, Flemish part to the dutch, we get kevin de bruyne, verthongen en alderweireld. Fellaini will never ever play a international match again
>>68448729
all belgians are shit not just hazard
>>68448917
This
They lost against Italy, not Sweden.
>>68449079
every other hipster soccer fan i knew was unironically picking them to win the euro this year
>>68449035
French:
Hazard, witsel, benteke, fellaini, mirallas dufour, lukaku, origi.
Dutch: courtois(french dad), verthongen, alderweireld, kompany, de bruyne.
>>68448917
Agreed. Also Vermaelen OUT
>>68449162
Lukaku is from Antwerp
>>68449162
you're so wrong my friend.
Mirallas,dufour,lukaku and origi has dutch as their first language
Sounds like getting a new manager would be a good start
>>68448519
Turn flag 90° clockwise.
Switch red and yellow.
...
Lose against Italy anyway.
Belgium come with your dady, and we will be unstopable
>>68449035
>Fellaini will never ever play a international match again
>>68448519
mass suicide
GIACCHERINI'D
Get a real coach.
Find some fullbacks that can get forward and give width.
For the love of god play de Bruyne centrally.
That would be a start.
>>68448519
bench lelmots
>>68449150
Meme FIFA rankings that every person with a brain knew didn't mean anything.
to be honest Italian players yesterday used all their energy. It will be tough now
>>68448519
I keep thinking this is the German flag.
>>68450091
Italy will always play defensive, especially nowadays that they have what's possibly the best defensive three ever (four, considering Buffon). It's called catenaccio and it's Italy's traditional approach. They are doomed to play counterattack, and that's how they always won what they won. Nothing wrong with that imo
>>68448573
That's not how you spell Het Koninkrijk der Verenigde Nederlanden friend
>>68450091
>whining about the other team's tactics.
Mate when you start 3 controlling midfielders with zero creativity all you need to do is play defensively against that.
>>68450318
>this
number 2 and 3 pertain to number 1 really.
We have fullback but Wilmots does not use them because he thinks using center backs from bigger competitions as full backs is better than using natural full backs from lower competitions.
And Wilmots clearly chose Hazard over KDB as most important player in this team and gave him all the freedom and the fucking captains band. Big mistake.
>>68451044
This
Fellaini out
Literally what does Fellaini do besides throw elbows?
>>68448519
Make them forget that they're Belgium.
>>68448722
Damn right we do.
>>68451079
be hilariously bad for our entertainment. show some respect.
Get them a new coach
>not putting someone with good dribling skills thus making your attack static as fuck against a team that loves defending deep
>forcing slow ass De Bruyne on the wing where he cant deliver passes in the spaces
>taking off Nainggolan, the only one to shot on target instead of the invisble Witsel and useless Fellaini
the guy lost you the game
>>68450114
Kek &
>>68450091
>wah wah they are winning why arent they still attacking allowing us to score wah wah
embarassing, the first goal wasnt even a counter. Myabe if you spent more time picking a lineup tha made sense instead of whining you would have won
>>68450114
you just know we will meet them in the quarters
Less meme players from meme leagues like the EPLel
>Wilmots out
>Bench Hazard for a game or two
>De Bruyne on the 10
>Fellaini permabenched
>Alderweireld-Vertonghen CB's, Vermaelen left, someone right
>don't sub nainggolan when he's the fucking best player in midfield
also
>WILMOTS OUT
>>68451123
This.
Even the crowd knew what a shitty decision that was, but I'm still glad you guys won. :3
WILMOTS OUT
put in carrasco.
as for us we got super lucky. we gave away the ball so many times, if we were playing against stronger opponents we would have lost.
>>68450091
Oh he is mad
>>68451461
he had this aura of a stoic manager, short answers on questions, "i do it my way" and that was part of his charm, but now he's being found out, hard and he doesn't realize it yet but general concensus is very much shifting and he'll be surprised when he gets the boot in the next couple of weeks.
>>68451056
Hazard plays best when he has tactical responsibility. Like under Mourinho in 2014/2015
>>68450091
RICH
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>>68448519
give a piece to france, netherlands and a small part to germany.
Wilmots out
Mertens on the right, hazard on the left
Tell Lukaku to get his shit together or Origi will eagerly replace him
Ciman back to his mickey mouse league
Aldeweireld lb, vertonghen and vermaelen cb, jordan lukaku right.
easy
Who would cause more of a /sp/-wide kek if potentially kicked out in the group stage - Belgium or England?
>>68451298
True that. And put Lukaku on the first plane home. Put in Origi or Batshuayi. And for the love of god put in Carasco on the left!!!
Origi wasted so many chances. Why does he seem to be immune from criticism?
they should git gud to begin with
>>68451737
Hazard has never, ever played good for the national equipe. NEVER. Doesn't diserve his spot
>>68450091
Holy shit he's salty af
>>68449150
>hipster
>not doing something ironically
Hmmm
>>68448519
Explain them how artificial offside works
>>68451858
England choking is nothing new, Belgium has so much hype behind them it would be extremely hilarious
>>68452016
>that 4 people running to the player with the ball
>ignoring 3 Italians that get freed up by above
Kek, these guys.
>>68448519
Get a manager who isn't a potato. It's not even funny or exaggerated. Wilmots is literally retarded.
>>68451902
I agree, this is however a direct cause of a lack of this >>68451737 though.
Hazard needs to be guided and controlled.
>all these belgians saying bench hazard when he was thier best player
At least he looked alive up front all game. KDB only started "performing" the last 20 mins.
>>68451858
i think england, because brits are all over the place and it's fun to banter with them
no one cares about belgium desu
>>68450091
>>68452070
KDB is always good and just had one bad match. Hazard is bad every match.
I swear to god if Lelmots benches KDB and leaves Hazard on the pitch I am going to kill this dude. Worst thing is that might actually happen.
Wilmots the type of nigger to sub Radja when he's the only one creating chances
Move debruyne to the middle. He just said in an interview he cant play on wing. Bench lukaku and fellaini because they are utter shit. put carrasco on the right and origi instead of lukaku. Hang wilmots and hazard
>>68452168
This guy gets it.
I couldn't stand all the fucking hype the media created, also Lukaka has always been absolute shit against countries with a good team.
>>68452168
Hazard is fine
>>68452070
>this hazard was good meme
KDB might have played a bad match but he was still clinical with 3 awesome passes.
Hazard just tried and failed like he always does.
>>68452168
As much as I like Lukaku, I agree. This team needs a playing striker. Lukaku is too much of a finisher.
>>68452340
>Lukaku is too much of a finisher
and he's even shit at that
Lukaku is good at winning duals with pure strength, that's it. I can clearly see Origi having much better chemistry with KDB & Mertens.
Hazard is shit. He could be good under a good manager, but in his current situation he should have been benched 2 years ago.
FOR THE LOVE OF YOU FUCKING RETARD PUT ON MERTENS
YOU KNOW HES GOOD SO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SUB HIM IN THE LAST MINUTES YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like Wilmots as a person Wilmots, I really do. But there is no doubt in my mind this guy will go in the historybooks as one of the shittiest managers that has even been in charge of a major team. It's like a comedy sketch how bad he is.
>>68448694
Kek no
>>68449035
Lukaku is Flemish m8, he was born in Antwerp
I solved football
>>68450091
Do people not defend in other countries?
>>68452531
If only... but our great CAPTAIN HAZARD is Willmots little favourite
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68452531
>4-2-3-1
Like clockwork
>>68452168
i dont get all the Hazard hate, he was good in this game, the only one that tried to do something before Wilmots put Mertens 70 min too late. I agree on the rest tho. Also holy shit is Lukaku's touch embarassing, i was complaining about Pelle but the guy is even worse
>>68450091
This. Belgium basically wasted their chance to get far in the tournament by keeping March "who needs tactics" Wilmots as manager.
>>68452531
>>68452615
>he was good in this game
>>68452710
he did a couple of dirblings some good switch of plays. It's pretty hard to try combinations with Fellaini tho. I dont mean he was great but it was the only one that tried (with Nainggolan) untill Mertens came on and De Bruyne went where he belongs
-------------Batshuayi--------Origi--------------------
Carrasco --------- --------------------------- Mertens
------------- Dembele ---------- De Bruyne -------------
----------------------- Nainggolan -------------------------
-------------Vermaelen----Vertonghen-Alderweireld
-------------------Courtois--------------------
fixed it, lets win this shit
>>68452769
Not bad, but we should have tried this during the friendlies
It's almost suicidal to play like this now
>>68452786
>yfw lelmots started training tactics in the last 4 days before the tournament
>italy has probably been practicing tactics for half a year
fuck me i wish we would just play like that 352 BECAUSE WE HAVE NO FULLBACKS WILMOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68452423
I agree about Mertens but the problem with him is that I don't think he's fit enough to play 90 minutes straight, so you automatically waist a sub on him.. But I love his game as I like Carasco's game.
Hazard will never be benched by his dad, sorry coach Wilmots. And def not now as he is made captain.
>>68452531
Switch Vertongen and Alderweireld, then switch Mertens en Carasco and it's all gooooood!
Man this is the team we need. But no go because you know why.
>>68452769
>have no fullbacks
>have a stacked midfield
>play without fullbacks
>with 5 midfielders
it's so simple
it's so elegant
>>68452615
>i dont get all the Hazard hate
It's just hip to hate on him. Some people just expect him to score in every match (which he did in the last 4 qualifiers but that still wasn't enough) and don't realize how useful he can be.
Same thing with the last WC, he didn't score but was responsible for 2 assists.
>>68453011
He was never decisive with the NT
Such a shame for someone who was praised as the third best played in the world not s long ago
Sack Wilmots desu
>watching the game
>Nainggolan subbed out
>commentator:thanks thanks, thank you Willmots
top kek
>>68453095
kek
But it also goes to show that sports media and analysts are generally huge retards. You wouldn't hype up a meme team like Belgium if you know the manager is as shit as Wilmots.
Sack Wilmots
/thread/
>>68450354
Well it is a German flag. :^)
Here's how
-----------------------Courtois
Ciman-Alderwereild-Vertonghen-Lukaku
----------------Naingollan-Dembele
Carrasco---------De Bruyne-----------Hazard
--------------------------Origi
Play full yolo
>>68448519
>Fire Wilmots
>Strip Hazard of the captaincy, drop him until he performs
>Play Mertens and Carrasco as wingers who can stretch the play
>HAVE A REGULAR FUCKING CB PARTNERSHIP AND BACKUP INSTEAD OF PLAYING TWO SULKY DICKHEADS WHO NEVER MET EACH OTHER
>Kick Vermaelen out of the squad for being a pussy
>Play natural fullbacks.
>Play deeper to attract the oppositions midfield
>Drop Lukaku if you are going to play tiki taka against 10 men behind the ball.
>Fix the FA so that they don't fuck about with tickets to ''footix' and vlowns who know nothing about football other than that Wilmots nearly scored vs Brazil
t. Belgbro
>>68453667
yes
yes
yes
yes
absolutely not
we have no good fullbacks
yes
we shouldn't be playing tiki taka at all
hang the FA, replace it with /sp/artans
>>68452016
Who is that comfy player?
>>68454308
carrasco
>>68448519
origi/batman instead of lukaku
kdb on 10 and hazard and kdb following a plan, not roaming around like idiots and leaving a flank empty ffs
carrasco instead of fellaini
all you dembele fans seem to not know this nigga is doing the ramadan, he'll be fucking useless and should have stayed home altogether
>fire Wilmotts immediately
>hire any random schmuck
>he removes felliaini from the team immediately
>he removes Lukaku from the team immediately
>Vertonghen captain
>Hazard benched
>Carrasco starts
>Mertens starts
>Origi starts
>PLAY MOTHERFUCKING FULLBACKS SO THE OPPOSING WINGERS CANT JUST RAPE YOU WHILE YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH
Congratulations, enjoy your Euro
>>68452016
>>68454308
You can pinpoint the exact moment he stopped caring.
>>68454308
one who was a sub and played only for 15 minutes, so he surely wasn't tired, just lazy
>>68454480
>>68454534
>get benched for some dicks who barely give a fuck about the NT
>be thrown in at the end so you have to clean up their mess
I'm not excusing him, but you can understand why he didnt give a fuck...
>>68454433
nigga is eating like the rest, he'll do ramadan after the EC
>>68454433
>all you dembele fans seem to not know this nigga is doing the ramadan, he'll be fucking useless and should have stayed home altogether
This, dembele always underperforms for the NT and he's as slow as Witsel.
>>68454447
>Vertonghen captain
He's too hotheaded, not captain material
>PLAY MOTHERFUCKING FULLBACKS SO THE OPPOSING WINGERS CANT JUST RAPE YOU WHILE YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH
We don't have any.
>>68450091
>they did not play real football
Honestly, if I ever had even the slightest sympathy for Belgium NT, it's completely gone now.
There are only one or two """""opinions""""" about football tactics that make me rage, and this is one of them.
If there is a even a single reason why Football is the absolute best fucking sport in the world is how different tactics can completely change a game that looked lost on paper.
It's the reason all other sports suck in comparison.
Fuck that coach so fucking much.
Yes I'm mad.
>>68454447
Fellaini has been one of Belgium's top performers iver the years and was one of their best players yesterday. Actually tidy and forward thinking. Witsel is the weak link.
>>68454743
I have to say I agree with this. Though I do think Fellaini should be on a flank or at Lukaku's spot.
Witsel should def be benched. There was so little defensive pressure on Belgium's midfield, and their posession around the midfield was horrid.
Look at this shit.
>>68450091
BELGIO: 18 attempts, 2 on target, 0 goals scored
Italy: 11 attempts, 5 on target, 2 goals scored
>"T-They did not play real football! They had no chances! We played a lot better!"
Kek
>>68450091
Wilmots confirmed for suicide watch
>>68453357
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>>68452531
Hazard for Mertens and this would be perfect,
the way the team is set up now he gets the ball expected to run past 5 or 6 players.
>>68453095
I've never heard that much booing for a sub ever
>>68453095
Was at a pub and one guy screamed "WHAT" at the top his lungs, rest was silent which progressed into laughter in disbelief.
fucking suffering m8
>>68452615
that's the biggest test to see how plastic a belgian is: ask him about hazard
hazard is never too bad (although he hasnt been as good as he was at chelsea two seasons ago) but he doesnt give interviews in dutch. The dutch press wants his guts for that, for over 3 years now.
Every dutch newspaper, every dutch analyst, every pundit always talks about how shit hazard is, no matter how his game went. Just the same for this game. Apparently he was shit again. people unironically talk about how mertens needs to be in the team over him, a benchwarmer in -with all respect- fucking napoli.
there were at least 5 players worse than him but nope, hazard did it to belgium again. It's so unreal it's starting to get this mad meme vibe
>>68456510
well for once hazard wasn't really the problem, he gave his all but it's just the way our attack is utilized is beyond retarded
it's just that seeing him play under wilmots for 4 years (and being misutilized) gave many people the impression he is an utter shitter
>>68451847
>tf
>tt
Ciman was one of the few decent defenders and Lucucku was utter trash. Origi should also not be anywhere near the starting lineup
>>68454741
>If there is a even a single reason why Football is the absolute best fucking sport in the world is how different tactics can completely change a game that looked lost on paper
this
Football is one of very few sports in which """""""underdogs""""""" can regularily outperform favourites and this Joao Ricardo I answer to will feel bad if I just say Greece 2004, but that's just the way it is.
And all those people saying >Italy doesn't play real football! :( neither know Italy nor football.
Italy is a pain in the arse, but they get their shit done. They aren't one of the giants of international football for nothing even when they look weaker this year.
>>68456510
Wrong
every pleb who doesn't really follow football think hazard is one of the GOAT
See all the advertising featuring him, and the fans who sing his name like yesterday
>>68456756
Ciman started off well but fucked up big time with the 0-1. Only went downhill afterwards.
>>68456797
this. Italy are pure tactics masterclass (in almost every tournament) They defended brillantly, every time we did something right they were there to break it down immediately. It's just how Italy rolls, they defend their arse off, make you desperate and then counter your vulnerable ass.
Oh how I wish we would play 352 counter footy, we have the perfect team for it.
>>68456756
We should try to use Michy Batshuayi as a starter
>>68450091
this cannot be real, please tell me it's a made up interview.
>>68450037
*Brussels
>>68457033
nope
welcome to our world, where joy is temporary and shame is forever
>>68452531
This literally teared me up, I can see this shit working out perfectly, but instead I have to look at 2 dumb afro's in our center who just don't do shit
>>68457305
No
He played at Anderlecht but he was born in Antwerp
Would USA beat Belgium the way they are right now? I think it would be a memeful match with our shit forwards but conpetent defense against an unorganized Belgium midfield with Lelzard dribbling and tripping in the box every few touches lel
Why is Witskek still being called up?
>>68457556
Who the fuck knows what goes on in this madman's mind?! Obviously he should have an heroed years ago, but changed his mind and decided to put KDB on the wing and the dynamic-afro-duo center.
>>68457688
>Dynamic
>Afro
>Duo center
>>68448519
Give it back to Austria, where it belongs.
>>68448519
>Fixing Belgium
Cut it in two. A part become a French department, the other become a Netherlandish province.
>>68459325
what about those german towns
