Who is the biggest joke /sp/?
Both are memes
>>68432233
Both
>>68432233
At least lelgium doesn't pretend they have a clue about football
Belgium. People genuinely thought they were a threat
Belgium.
England is better than us. They can play together, it's just Woy who's fucking up with his shitty """tactics".
We can't play together, and rely on a lucky blooter/successful cross
>>68432233
Belgium, nobody ever expects England to do well but people actually thought that Belgium would win it.
Belgium were a fucking joke senpai senpai desu desu senpai
>>68432233
England, considering most of the belgian players' hype comes from them.
>>68432233
At least Belgium is a made up thing
England it's not even close
>>68432233
Noone hyped England apart from the English
>>68432233
At least England isn't overrated
England played well and have a point.
Belgium lost by two goals
>>68432233
Belgium, because with Englel only the English thought they could accomplish something noteworthy
Prob the team that drew 1-1 against a bunch of cucks
england off course
The 50-Year-Old Virgin
>>68432442
neither are real countries
>>68432233
we actually played well up to the part where we passed it to sterling or lallana also woy is a problem
Belgium was shit
>>68432233
Since I actually expected England to do something for once I'd say them. I always knew Belgium is overrated.
How is this even a question? Only a fluke goal stopped us getting 3 points and we're still going to get to the semis at least. Belgium lost 2-0 against the worst Italy team of all time.
>>68432395
> people actually thought that Belgium would win it.
Welp, we let everyone down. Let's pack our chocolate and mayon(n)aise and go back to our grimmy potato fields were we belong.
>All this shit chatting
When they actually finally fucking play Vardy everybody's gonna get banged
>>68432545
>I actually expected England to do something
never heard this said outside of the British media
Nobody outside of delusional bongs thought England would do well
Belgium were actually considered one of the world's top teams and expected to make it deep into the knockout stages
Belgium is the bigger joke
Belgium need a proper striker like KANE, he would've stuck a few of those chances away Lukaku and Origi had
>>68432233
>inb4 spurs
>>68432233
Belgium is exactly like England's ''golden generation'' They have amazing individual and players and stacked squad that plays in the top leagues (Most also from the EPLEL) but as a team they are overrated as fuck
But its mostly because the Belgian coach is terrible.
Seriously, every fucking tournament there is this meme about Belgium being the "dark horse" of the tournament and they have never ever delivered.
![1451365378250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pDdYLTc.jpg "1451365378250[1].jpg")
>>68432567
>>68432233
England is a joke as a football team and as a nation.
We should simply forget it exists and remove the British islets from the maps after Brexit.
>yfw your face when Brexit and BTFO by the frogs/Jerries
>>68432328
Maybe because we actually played a decent WC huh. Can't say that about everyone though
>>68432966
Funny coming from Austria.
England of course. Belgium is not really a football nation while it is the english religion.
>>68433028
>the english religion
I thought that was Islam.
>>68433192
both france and belgium are more islamized than england
We made fucking Ireland look good.
> tfw not even belgian but turkish
> still lose
>>68433339
roach
>>68432654
Belgium could well still progress. I can see the Irish defence having trouble with them and Sweden are nothing special.
>>68433339
Put that suicide belt down Ahmed
>>68432233
England, followed by Brazil, then the Dutch, then Messi, then Lelgium.
Relax, Belgbros, Ireland and Sweden will get their shit pushed in by both Italy and Belgium from what I saw tonight
You'll qualify through the group
>>68433192
>Muslim population of France - 9.6%
>Muslim population of UK - 5%
>>68432936
He's right tho
Blame Joe Fart and Woy's autistic subs
>>68433339
you have to go back
>>68432654
>beaten by a joke of a country
how shit can you be?
>>68433339
GTFO Akin
>>68432966
Reminder: the most evil man in history was Austrian
>>68432233
England and it's not even close.
>inb4 le mad german
I really want england to do well at tournaments, but their style of football and the hype that the british media creates every 2 years is embarrassing. Don't know why I still get emotionally involved when it comes to the english NT.
>>68432233
But Norway. At least those two teams actually got into the cup.
>>68433559
Evil is a very relative term.
>>68433497
Muslim mayors of UK : 90%
The 3 most famous people to come from Austria, Josef Fritzl, Adolf Hitler and Conchita Wurst.
Germany, keep your down syndrome cousin on a leash.
>>68432233
belgium
I never rated Belgium, even 2 years ago. A lot of their games they were extremely boring to watch and won 1-0 thanks to some lucky goal at the end of the match.
They are a team of individuals and I think that showed today and 2 years ago.
Still better than England
>>68433497
thats because you consider all your pakpak and poo in loo as boudhist
>>68432233
england is beyond pathetic desu
>>68433619
No it isn't you twat.
>>68433619
he rly fucked white people for generations.
thanks hitler
English are used to it.
>>68433684
We'd never lose to Peru though
>7-1
England is not a meme, they are just shit.
>>68433738
Isnt that racist? Saying that you speak with your hands
Fucking invade them
>>68433738
chat shit get banged
>>68433339
usta bana 1.5
> People on /sp/ still claim that we overhype the English team
You wot lads? We're the most pessimistic supporters out there. We're so used to losing games that we were winning that there's no reason to set our hopes too high. The whole "IT'S COMING HOME!" shit is more just making fun of the media who seem to build up the team just so they can tear them to pieces later.
Even the Women's team managed to get all the way to the Semi-Finals only to score an own goal in the 120th minute. If we actually want to support a team that can win despite a few chokes throughout the years, we'll go to the Rugby or Cricket teams.
>>68433559
that's hard to say to be honest
he's probably top 5 all time but there were some pretty wicked despots throughout history that didn't have the resources he had or really the population density
i think people were memeing slightly about the england performance, lelgium were truly shit though
>>68433766
this
>>68432233
Wilmots is the joke, if we had a good coach we could go the distance, the talent's there
>>68433738
Oh the irony
>>68432233
>EPLEL BEST """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""DEFENCE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>some delusional britfag told me tottenshit defence is better than the Atletico Madrid one
>>68433559
Fuck off mate, Adolfo was trying to save us from the shit we are in now
>>68433339
I love you brother don't listen to the neo nazis
>>68434109
>both Italian goal scorers today are shit tier EPL players
lol
>>68434346
he was talking about defence.
>>68434109
Belgium's CB pairing is Aldeweireld and Vermaelen (fuck these spellings) so it's not the Tottenham CB pairing.
Dunno why, hasn't Vermaelen been injured for like 8 months?
>>68434346
>the full belgium attack line are top tier eplel players
lel
>>68433638
They're the 3 most famous only if your only exposure to history is through memes you little shit.
>>68433668
We win because we have good players. And Belgium used to play horribly a few years ago and now they started doing decent so all the success supporters were very happy but wilmots but we were just winning because we have good players, not because we have good teamplay. Wilmots is the worst
>>68433018
We played a decent WC?
>Group stage
>Lucky win against Algeria
>Lucky win against Worst Korea
>Lucky win against Russia
>1/8
>Lucky win against USA, worst team of the tournament
>1/4
>Deserved loss against Argentina. Created two chances in the whole game. Total apathy just like today
Face it. We can't beat Germany, France, Portugal nor Spain.
We couldn't even beat Wales in the qualifying round.
When we face a somewhat decent team and it matters, we lose. Name one(!) match to disprove it. You can't.
We are just a meme team, just like every BPL-based team.
>>68434280
allah illallah muhammad rasul allah, brother
We drew but dominated. Belgium did fuck all
>>68433848
People on /sp/ also saw every 5 threads saying, "this is our year, bringing it home this year, who can stop us, etc" every day for about 3 months.
>>68434571
Meh, the USA game was the only match where we played decent, even though we couldn't finish all our chances.
I'll give you the others, we only won them thanks to individual class.
>>68434808
I dunno if it was Belgium not finishing or Howard going full on GOAT performance. I mean they drug tested him after the game to see if he took anything to boost his performance.
>>68433559
dindu nuffin
>>68434871
>I mean they drug tested him after the game to see if he took anything to boost his performance
They actually did that? kek
>>68433559
nah mate Prinz Eugen was French
>>68433559
T. Mohammad
>>68434899
Yeah dude, they didn't thunk there was any way he could save 16 shots.
http://www.businessinsider.com/tim-howard-random-drug-test-world-cup-2014-7
>>68434751
We dominated in the second half and couldnt finish for shit
>>68433297
you made yourself look good by not having half of team consisting of somalian niggers like Belgium does.
The answer is us and it's not even close.
We legitmately have a fairly good squad and we'll probably blow it like we always fucking do. Even if we make it out of the group we'll only go out on a fucking 0-0 penalty shootout like always.
>>68434774
>/sp/
>real life
tbqh no one ever expects england to do well. Ever
>>68432233
England. Ineffectual attack. Undisciplined defence.
>>68435205
Oh I know no one expects them too, but the dude said people on sp, so I replied as to why people on sp might think the English actually rate their team.
I find it much more of a joke if your people believe in 'its coming home lads' than the Belgians who finally have an actual good team but lack chemistry and the clutch ability like seasoned well performing countries like Italy, Germany and France.
> France has twice the Muslim population we have
Lmao I can't even imagine
>>68435384
>It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, football's coming home...
...to Wales.
>>68432328
Dumb English people did
This fucking stupid hype only ever comes from you country
I don't get your obsession with Belgium
I knew a guy who tipped France and Belgium to win the world cup and said Germany would never stand a chance
>>68434774
>americans
how many england flags do you see on /sp/?
>>68435402
UK muslims are worse than french muslims tho
>>68435446
Probably because >you invaded them twice
>>68435490
Big deal so we killed a few roaches.
>>68435483
Hahahha fucking good one
Our Muslims are under lock and key by our security services, whilst yours are mass murdering at concerts
>>68435478
In this threads plenty, granted I'm pretty sure everything needed was meming. I'm not implying that you lot thought it was actually coming home, just that there might be a reason people on /sp/ think the English rate their national team.
>>68433497
>invented numbers
Aaayyy
Plus we don't have batshit insane zealots preaching shariah in the streets.
>>68435528
Those are Belgian Muslims.
![norway-association-old-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HKaqdJE.png "norway-association-old-2[1].png")
the team that werent even good enough to make 24-teamed euros
>>68435446
>Dumb English people did
only people who don't watch football, Hazzard & Lukaku have been poor all season & Fellaini just elbows people
>>68435538
In those*
>>68432513
>Virgin
Does that make you one too Rafael?
>>68435538
The point is that you see the UK flag not the England flag, there's 3 other countries on here where people can pretend to be English.
On topic I genuinely don't think we have a bad team, we played really quite well in the first half and up until Woy's suicide subs
>>68433028
I beg to differ. Except for cycling maybe, football is our biggest sport here.
>>68435565
Norway isn't a football country though so they're excused
>>68434930
kek
belgium no doubt, the amount of niggers that said they were the dark horse of the tourney was insane
>>68434751
Italy is miles better than Russia though.
>>68435613
My bad about that one, I quite often forget that those others are thrown in with the British flag.
>>68432364
>>68432567
>>68432596
>>68433018
>>68433753
>>68433848
>>68434477
>>68434571
>>68434751
>>68434808
>>68435093
>>68435135
>we
>us
What players on the ground were you?
>>68433559
jesus, norbert hofer didn't become president, you can stop the propaganda now, ahmed
>>68435730
fuck off with this outdated meme
>>68435758
>t. "We did well"
>>68433559
I really hope you're memeing.
>>68432233
Well, at least England is a real country
>>68435488
How did that work out for France?
>>68433559
you are right
>>68435811
They are doing reasonably well now, it certainly ruins this tournament.
I don't believe for a second the English hype by the English on this site was anything but genuine, I myself thought they could actually deliver this time and even our media people had them among the favorites to win it all, you might claim it was all banter but deep down inside you ALL had at least a glimmer of true hope and confidence this time, pls be so brave to admit that.
>>68435796
t. racemixing colonial inbred with no culture whatsoever
>>68435796
USA is a made up country for leftover people
>>68435912
>They are doing reasonably well now
Well, it did take years, we had to keep kicking some of our most talented players because they were otherwise shitlords with attitude issues and now we don't have experience
>>68435930
>I myself thought they could actually deliver this time
I thought Germans were realists.
>>68435944
t. made up country for local people
>>68433796
We use football to make our point
Belgium has just learned what germans had already learned
>>68435977
How much of France's problems were down to the coach specifically though? I think Belgium is simpler to resolve.
>>68435930
>you ALL had at least a glimmer of true hope
Of course you always hope. General consensus of my peers is certainly not of confidence though.
>>68433559
what's wrong with keeping your family closeby in your basement? he just wanted them to be safe. I wish my parents would visit me more, but i'm stuck here shitposting with you lot.
England will go further than Belgium in the tournament, easy. They actually played well against Russia.
>>68433559
Reminder: The most complacent man in history was British.
>>68435997
>How much of France's problems were down to the coach specifically though?
I can't quantify it, though it played a big part. But I'd say the player base is the main culprit. That's why Deschamps has been consistently clamping down on every big ego, and always pick young players he can influence or older players that want to prove they can do it. It helps that he basically learn fascist coaching from Aimé Jacquet.
>I think Belgium is simpler to resolve.
Yeah they don't seem to have a behaviour issue, just tactical.
>>68432233
England isnt a joke at all, they only got one point vs Russia due to a late random fluke goal, but they played the best football we've seen so far in the euros.
And since all "big teams" (except Portugal) have played, I think its safe to say England is the best team in the tournament right now.
>>68436120
Aethelred the Unready?
>>68436140
England has an imbecile for a coach though, that will surely cost them.
>>68436140
us and Italy I fink m8
>>68436020
Why the hype then?
It just makes you appear like obnoxious cunts.
We are the current world champs and still kind of hunble about it.
Do you guys love being hated?
Seems to me like you suffer from a major inferiority complex, covered up by a transparent superiority complex because you're no longer an empire and pretty much irrelevant when it comes to world affairs.
(I still like you tßh)
>>68433738
I can't find any source on this?
>>68436182
He doesn't look that bad to me, just could more pro-active and ballsy.
>>68435730
>Believing in a NWO individualistic society
kys
>>68435553
>invented numbers
literally google
>insane zealots in streets
when will this meme die? the only insane zealots I've ever seen preaching are christfags. Once a muslim approached me with a leaflet, I said "no thanks" and he said "have a great day anyway", smiled, and left me alone.
inb4 hurr durr youtube video of muslim patrol which was three people who all got prosecuted
>>68432233
People who write off a team after one game. Reminder that Spain lost to fucking Switzerland in their opener before winning the world cup. Not saying both these teams won't choke down the line, but don't be too hasty in chatting shit or you know what'll happen.
>>68432233
Well, at least England managed to score and get a draw. Belgium on the other hand...
>>68436198
I thought italy were terrible today, and they only won because Belgium were worse.
>>68436280
chat shit, know what will happen
>>68436294
I think we have high chances alongside germany
>>68436294
At least they had a plan.
>>68436140
memes aside i think we played really well up until the subs
>>68436294
italy defended well
>England
>concede 90th minute equaliser
>Italy and Germany
>score 90th minute goal to go 2-0 up
standard england, so predictable. why do we always get so fucking cucked, we NEVER win anything comfortably in any sport
>>68436198
Germans are stronger than you lads, lad
>>68436201
God I love this meme
>>68432233
Fuck their nothing compared to other memes.
>>68435930
>even our media people had them among the favorites to win it all
Germany confirmed stupid. England is never mentioned here. Ever. I thought you knew better.
>>68436507
>Select spurs players
>surprised when you choke
If Payet and Kante were english they'd been dropped for Henderson and Lallana
>>68436330
You haven't, 5-1 at the World Cup was the end of your dying NT dominance
France
Germany
England
Portugal / Italy
Spain / Belgium
(In that order)
>>68436580
as long as I live I will never forget the huehuecaust
>>68432233
vardy is the england team's only saving grace
if we'd kept drinky in the squad maybe belgium would be the bigger joke
>>68436622
But the Spurs players weren't really involved in the choke
>>68435930
What the hell did you want? Of course they have a glimmer of hope you dingus, it is football after all.
I've seen their threads and it's in the most part just banterous delusion, they mainly do it to take the piss out of us, have fun and pick some (You)'s, and still when the game starts they obviously have the right to hope for the best like we all do, even the smallest teams.
And media is never a measure of anything, it's just a show, their job is to sell delusion to people that barely can make that 2+2=4
>>68433738
Just the usual Belgian banter abut how they're not just a part of France and Netherlands.
Keep in mind that Belgium inputs in history are
> The location of a battlefield on which their armies didn't even fight
> Being the Autobahn to invade France
> Providing it"s neighbours with terrorists and enough assets to train like a thousand of them.
Lelgium indeed
>>68436623
>>68436294
pls stop making us look delusional
>>68436623
more like:
italy
italy
italy
deutschland
france
spain
croatia
..........
moortugal
ukraine
ireland
wales
....
north ireland
belgica
iceland
england
>>68436854
Where are Holland m8?
>>68436881
those are two provinces somewhere in the north and western part of the country (not recommended to frequent)
Italy wasn't that great. Belgium was just that bad.
We couldn't take advantage of their defensive errors.
>>68436938
not in the world map, but on that list? Are they so bad they didn't even make it on the list?
... wait are they so bad they didn't even make it into the competition?
>>68435730
I'm actually Eden Hazard
>>68435930
I had hope we could score some goals and win games, which I haven't had for the previous 2 tournaments. I still have that hope 2bh, the performance against Russia was good (not great though like the media here is saying)
>>68436627
imagine being a kid, you know that your nation's team has won the most tournaments of all, is always among he best teams out there and filled with champions. But you are too young to have seen them.
The only thing you know are legends of their greatness, and videos seen online or in tv.
Now it's your first workd cup, you can finally see what everyone else has always talked about.
And they get destroyed.
Those kids will grow up to be such cynicists.
>>68437430
this will happen to >you
>>68437084
and you couldn't even beat us. or russia. or wales.
gonna be fun to watch all the fat crying chavs <@:-D
Why is everyone basing this entire tournament off the first games? England isn't out yet, Belgium can still bounce back, Germany, Spain and Italy can all choke hard and Croatia should not be considered serious contenders because they did just about enough to beat a team if roaches.
You guys always get way too prematurely carried away every time something happens in sports. It's just like when everyone was calling Costa a flop because he got injured for a few weeks.
>>68437589
Look at this guy, reddit is the other way. This is 4chan, that's how we roll. Downvoted.
>>68437497
>or wales
I know your team isn't there but you could at least watch it
>>68437589
what else are we going to talk about, hyperboling off the first game is fun
everyone decent will just end up going through anyway, the tournament is set up that way
>>68435488
>De Bruyne
>world class
Did that guy see ANY of the game? Guardiola will throw De Bruyne out on his ass as soon as he gets to City. He's overrated af
>>68436957
'cause we don't have made defensive errors,
>>68437633
just made a well calculated guess there
>>68437671
This just pin-points my point to perfection. Will /sp/ ever be right about anything?
>>68433738
I understand most of this. Pieds is French for elbows, right?
bonucci raping the belgian boipucci
why didn't I come up with this when it was relevant 3 hours ago
>>68436807
Don't forget
>Absolutely BTFOing the Congo repeatedly
The Belgians are a warrior people
>>68437807
kek
>>68437794
Yeah. "Italians speak with their hands, we speak with our feet". Explains the Belgian accent.
>>68437720
It's not just based off this game. He's been pretty good for City this year, but look at his career. Couldn't cut it at Chelsea, went to Wolfsburg where he looked great, goes to City, where he hasn't looked like a £55 million player.
He's the kind of player you build a top 10 Premiership side around, and who can cut it at top 4 level, without really being the main man in that team. Calling him world class is fucking delusional.
in b4
>He's better than any Irish players!
So? Is that what world class means now? Anyone better than Robbie Brady or Shane Long?
>>68436807
How obsessed are you exactly?
>>68438254
You are delusional if you don't think De Bruyne is world class.
He got 16 goals and 9 assists last season despite missing months injured and suddenly he's shit after one bad game where he looked like he'd been instructed to just cross it in all game
>>68438254
>lead yurop in assists while playing for Wolfsburg
>at 22
>scored or assisted 25 times in his first season for City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_D4e_W9D8I
If he's not world class already he's well in his way.
>>68434012
>7-1
>group stage exit to fucking Peru
JUST
>>68437671
He was world class at City, that he was shitty at Belgium just highlights the team's and the manager's not knowing how to employ him.
>>68437671
this was definitely his worst match i've ever seen, but he is still not overrated because of one game, he'll shape up and shine this tournament still
>>68436677
DELETE THIS
well there's
>have the most stacked national team on earth
>so stacked that it's ranked 2nd best even though it's never accomplished anything
>still awful
But is that worse than the classic..
>invent sport
>be shit at it
I think Belgium is worse since they always let people down. The only people the English let down are delusional English fans which is hilarious.
>>68433559
Actually King Leopold was Belgian, my friend
>>68436623
Nice b8
>>68433559
Goldstein spotted
>>68435730
based ausGODS
Norway.
>>68435043
>thunk
>>68433559
>all these hitler defeners
fuck off /pol/
>>68435730
fuck off bresciano
>>68437084
>tfw Czech, Iceland, Turkey and Netherlands is a better group than literally any in the Yuro
>>68432233
What >>68432322 said.
>>68432600
>When
If. Too bad Woy will never ever give Vardy the chance to bang anyone who chats shit in the Euros.
>>68435565
They at least don't pretend that they're good at it, either.
>>68435730
Isn't it allowed for those talking about their national teams?
>>68434930
Good post
>belgian guy at work mocking the french performance
>"see you on monday, you'll see what real football looks like :^)"
As soon as I'm done with my tasks I'm going to just go up to him and stand at his office, starring, while he pretends I'm not here
belgium by far, they have been hyped beyond belief while everyone just has no expectations for england anymore
>>68436140
>implying it wasn't a refball against us
We have bad teams for few decades and current team is the shittiest. But in the end, a fucking draw. hahahaha I'm not sure that England will be able to qualify from the group.
England is a joke team, even Wales is better. Belgium played against Italy, so it's too soon to judge them
>"i rank belgium"
>>68436140
>england
>they played the best football we've seen so far in the euros
no, not really
>>68432233
England are a huge joke, but no one is expecting >us to do well. Belgium on the other hand are ranked 2nd in the world and were expected to have a good go at these Euros, possibly even winning it, so there performance is probably a bigger disappointment than England's.
>>68433559
who do you mean
>>68435864
delet this
I miss him so much ;_;
>>68451306
You still need to rank them no matter how shit you want to rank them.
You guys won't be laughing when it comes home.
>>68436106
Hahaha no they didnt
>>68452053
It'll come home all right. But it won't be to Englel's home.
>>68432233
I actually thought for a second that maybe England has a chance to do 'okay' this time.
I mean they beat us in a meaningless friendly because of a terrible ref that fucked up the goals.
Guess not. 15 tournaments of failure.
>>68443444
>notorious shitposting nation backing another notorious shitposting nation
What a fucking suprise
>>68435730
desu this meme is legitimate for clubs not for NT
Oh lawd I just checked wikipedia
I'm dying
>>68450006
DURANTE SU NINEZ....
>>68454301
thats just sad
>>68433738
wow rude
>>68454301
Delete this
>>68454301
>without ever being champion
>(2016)
C-coming home
>>68433559
Yeah that Fritz sure was a dickhead.
>>68432825
much like sven. pleb retired scholes
>>68456965
>playing Scholes as winger
Dude was downright retarded
>>68432233
Shit, I gave in to the meme and put a bet on Belgium to win.
