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Germany won 2:0 against Ukraine
Games today:
Spain : Czech Republic
Ireland : Sweden
Belgium : Italy
Zorc: "Decision about Mkhitaryan future this week"
>RBL on the verge of signing T. Werner ~10-15mil€
Are Wolfsburg one of those teams that have to announce things like Dortmund do?
>>68408849
I don't think so.
nice """summer"""
>>68408849
>Professional football is run by the spin-off organization VfL Wolfsburg-Fußball GmbH, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Volkswagen Group.
No
Good game Germanbros, although that defense wasn't always secure.
I'm sure you'll do well and I sincerely wish you guys the best of luck for the rest of the tournament.
Official German qts ranking
Gomez>Schürrle>Schweini>the rest
>>68409554
schurrle is not cute wtf
>>68409554
>Schürrle
one of the ugliest motherfuckers on the team
based neuer and goatsteiger
where are his friends
>>68409743
I realized Neuer is to Jogi what Messi was to Poop
>>68409554
Real talk. How his Schweini so attractive when he should look ugly? Is it the overflowing charisma?
>>68409554
Female detected
btw I'm back from my vacation and too lazy to read the old /bundes/ threads. Did I miss something?
>>68409747
In france beating Ukraine
>>68409554
>Schürrle
wtf no
>no Mats
>No Draxler
>no Neuer
pls go
i don't understand the prices quoted for mkhitaryan.
if arsenal,chelsea,and man utd all want him you could get more than €30-35m
>schweini is back
best moment so far
>>68409800
yed
>ARD is still not sending in HD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUGGING GEZ
>>68409945
did Neinhold hacked the tippspiel?
Effe in ARD
NOICE
>>68409554
You blew it
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It's so beautiful it makes me want to cry.
>>68409995
>Le ebin thrash talker xDD
hate that cunt.
Do you rate Bobby Wood?
Hes new to Bundesliga. Scored 17 goals in bundes2 and might win a major international tournament this summer
>>68409959
what are you talking about? ARD is broadcasting in HD since 2010 and the stream is HD too
>>68410016
>>>/reddit/ is that way, nerdlinger.
>>68410092
LIES
the highest quality available for ARD is this here. Even Sport1 has higher quality. Does this even look HD to you?
>>68410122
>>68410092
compare to the more HDy look of ORF
>>68410114
>rudemark
>Effe at ARD
I thought this faggot was gone after he crashed and burned at Paderborn.
>>68410146
that's scaled up
>>68410231
better scaled up than scaled down tobihannes
you can only watch ARD if you have a monitor for ants
>>68409521
knutschis to you, too
>>68410247
uhm.....
I don't think you know what you're talking about
hello /bundes/
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68410277
Wow, he really looks like shit. And his fingers aren't crossed.
how long will it take for twente to win the bundes
>>68409945
and what exactly?
>>68410163
>>68410303
Well I decided to be more rude during the Euros.
>>68410295
fuck off you idiot
>>68410277
>writing in english
why?
>>68410336
Why is he wearing long trouser
Didn't know that was aloud
>>68410331
>replying to non countries
you are doing it wrong
>>68410352
is this your first year watching football?
>>68410272
>maximize ARD qHD stream to fullscreen
>grainy as fuck, cant make out things
>maximize based ORF stream
>still can see shit
>>68410374
Yes??
>>68410336
the tattoos really ruin what would be an otherwise good foto
>try to use ARD stream
>Bei der Wiedergabe ist ein Fehler aufgetreten. Inhalte mit Geoblocking können nur von Deutschland aus abgerufen werden. Alternativ können Sie einen externen Player nutzen.
what
>>68409747
It's a stock photo
>>68409800
This is you
>>68410092
Their stream most certainly is not HD.
Face of the Danish autist when no one reads what he had for dinner with his grandparents
>>68410079
Nice name
>>68410433
daily reminder that birds are modern dinosaurs
>>68410305
Never
>>68410408
Excluding all foreigners, ARD is doing it right.
>>68409747
>merteslacker
>>68410469
I'd still like to visit a lecture about dinosaurs
>>68409554
Mario Gomez is handsome
Mustafi is good looking, so is Draxler
Kimmich looks good but have that trend opfer haircut
>>68410122
thats not even the HD channel you worthless piece of shit
>>68410483
I'm a white healthy German citizen in breeding age
>>68410568
its the ard stream, brudi
Supporting Spain in this one
so I tried upscaling the ard stream a bit. works okayisher now
>>68410590
Stream is not HD. They don't have the money with the GEZ shit and commercials during anything people actually want to watch.
goodbye.
watching the game on tv.
>>68410469
If you think about it, some animals appear way more pre-historic than birds: spiders, snakes, alligators, salamanders, dragon flys, silverfishs (I think silverfishs are really pre-historic animals), jellyfishs, frogs...
>>68410616
>trying to upscale müllers face
ISHYGDDT
>>68410651
We can write about this way more but not now
>>68410609
This was the one catalysator for Germanys incoming reign
Why is nobody talking about this
>I can't see any crossed fingers. Is Lahm promoting relativism?
>>68410887
>justmüllerthings
>>68410586
And?
>>68410586
hello felix kroos
pol fuck off
>>68409845
that will be the final price in the end
>bundes gets bumped
>see no new post
Literally can't tell you how good it feels to know that one of these shits is probably talking about his favorite movie right now and you don't have to read it.
Where is everyone?
>>68410277
hey
>>68413345
Watching the game and having some banter with the lads.
>>68413345
spain czech
>>68413577
Okay
>>68413596
Okay
Why are german commentators so bad?
Yesterday the german commentator pretended there was a foul before the freekick that lead to the mustafi goal even though you could clearly see in replay that it wasn't. The english commentators pointed it out immediately.
>>68413652
whats for dinner today
>>68413694
That woman was pretty good, not a single mistake all game.
>>68413882
her voice is annoying though tbqh
>>68413699
Shrimps with pasta and a salad and you
yawn
Good
>>68414079
nice
some mix of shredded chicken, olive, corn and some other thing
>>68414609
Okay
>>68413204
what
>>68414736
35M
>not scoring that
how do you think the guys at the Nivea headquarters reacted to this?
>>68414860
i think they could get more
>>68415314
>women don't shave and do free bleeding and shit
so strong and empowered
>men smell the sweet scent of their dick
UGH GROSSS
Löw is a male role model breaking down the double standards, famalam.
Sweden and Ireland teams
>>68415537
What's up with this free bleeding. We just had a whole week recently where everyone talked about it.
Thankfully that sort of thing is seen as being mostly silly in Denmark. It's a bit different across the water.
>>68415989
Who will you be supporting?
>>68416104
Sweden, but I like Ireland an awful lot.
where would die mannschaft be without schalke
hello i am here now
Effenberg is literally the best expert on german tv.
>>68416834
he's the only real expert
Why is the Nivea Markenbotschafter sniffing his ass and balls on live TV and also sweating like a pig?
Surely his Nivea for Men deodorant should have prevented these sweat stains?
Ugh, the sooner he's gone, the better.
>bommes
>effenberg
>>68416687
Where they are right now
>>68416957
>>68415537
I like reading you
>>68416978
I saved that image to my hard drive
Who is your favourite German player of all time /bundes/?
>>68409625
>>68409722
>>68409830
>tfw looking like Schürrle
>>68417114
Admir Mehmedi
Christian Lell
>>68417114
1. Heynckes
2. Loddar
3. Kahn
>>68417114
Thomas Broich
Any updates?
I like the Swedish anthem a lot.
Jeg vil leve jeg vil dö i Norden
>>68417156
Günther Hermann
>>68417212
Mah niggah!
Do you think the hue hue hue monkey is in this thread right now, desperately craving to get youd by one of his imaginary friends? I bet he is.... for hours... what a loser lmao
>>68417347
killed in a car accident yesterday >:^(
>>68414860
sup?
just got home to watch the 2nd team I root for
>>68417578
A fellow Sweden support!
Nice to see :)
er
this game will end with a draw
>>68417950
How is the Tippspiel going?
Just got back from the doctor :(
goodbye for now
>>68417950
2-2
>>68418537
huh
>>68418956
just fuck my league up
>>68417114
marcinho ;_;
>>68417114
karim guédé
>>68419176
it's so weird, he's 31 but his hair and running ability make him look in his 40s
Sweden are unbelievably bad
>>68419360
heh, true
>>68420416
yeah
>>68419176
>not neuer and müller
>>68420416
the manager is into gerontophilia
>>68420592
Yeah some baffling selections there
>>68420416
When are Denmark playing?
Martin Olsson, the Swedish LB, is Dirk Nowitzki's brother-in-law
>>68420705
They have taken the ticket
>>68420705
denmark already won kirinocup
Why is Denmark the worst Scandi country?
There's literally nothing good about it.
>>68420936
norway is
>>68420936
I like them. They are like a mature Britain.
>>68420936
i like them
>>68420536
müller is dominating
Ireland look pretty good. What is going on?
Nice goal
>>68421334
wow you sure look dumb now
>>68421334
lmao
Good
is that Seven Nation Army being played?
huh?
okay they can stop scoring now. i bet on 1:1
>>68421677
same
>fuc*ing bas*ard
Jeg vil leve jeg vil dö i Süden
>>68418956
Is this the end of Khedira at Juventus?
>>68418956
also been a great admirer of pjanic. never understood why other teams were interested in him
>>68421907
Onions, Carrots and meat in oil
how do i save high rez photos from instagram?
surely all those pictures aren't actually that fucking small, right?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/13/giorgio-chiellini-italy-euro-2016
>>68422445
http://www.dailydot.com/technology/instagram-high-quality-photos-download-google-chrome/
>>68422549
>Chiellini would have liked to study medicine, but found that to be incompatible with the life of a professional footballer. He got his bachelor’s degree in economics and commerce instead, scoring 109 out of a possible 110 marks on his thesis – an analysis of Juventus’s balance sheets
wooOOooOOooOOooOOw pogba is not going to start against albania... I swear there's some kind of matuidi lobbying. How can this hack get away with it
also I had fun with swedish fans on the metro today
>>68422549
I am not going to read this
>>68422609
why don't i just use google myself?
anyway thanks for spoonfeeding me
>>68422705
thats a big bird
>>68422609
>>68422821
>tfw they're still dogshit quality and tiny
fml
>The purpose of Vw is to provide a high amount of stress-through-volume in order to break the homoeostasis and trigger adaptation in the form of strength development and muscle growth.
>>68422952
Dont make me post it
>>68422912
get ir straight from the source code
>>68422912
Maybe Neini can help
Lukas-Podolski.com @Podolski10 7h il y a 7 heures :
Too old...? More like too good! Congrats Basti! #2004 #2016 #euro2016 #diemannschaft #poldi #basti
>>68423151
Best bromance
>>68423151
>12 years
>the last from the old guard
>>68422609
stop helping him he's probably stalking someone
>>68423151
#respect
0-0 confirmed
>>68423316
this
>>68423151
Yeah I liked seeing them yesterday
The games are pretty boring today
>"die Mannschaft" will be forced down our throats until normies and event fans eventually accept it as the NT's official name
Now how does this make you feel?
>>68423706
#DieMannschaft urself my man
>>68422719
tbf it's only Albania
>>68423706
>rb leipzig is in the first bundesliga now
the shitstorm will be glorious
>>68423464
STOP STEALING MY TIPS, REEEEEEEEEEE
>new generations will accept Mehmet Scholl as an expert
>>68423873
netzer was god tier
who's the guy at ARD with a Grönemeyer fetish?
living the dream
>>68423706
it's "la mannschaft" now, opa
I bet someone has a mannschaft in their pants ;)
>>68423129
I dont use Instagram.
why the fuck is this allowed
>>68424159
She looks better in real life.
>>68424488
i find her face quite attractive. her arms are the turn off though
>>68424156
They probably paid him a million euros for that song.
BREAKING NEWS: Aymeric Laporte signs new contract with Athletic Bilbao, new buy-out clause is €65m
>>68424753
what do you think about this
>>68424782
>Bayern is the bull of the Bundesliga and the others his cucks
sounds about right, good pic
Hmm not bad, I have tactical cam too
>>68424784
I don't really care to be honest.
My transfer interests are in the two wheeled department.
>>68424784
Welcome to Man City
>>68424753
he could have been at the euro... ugh
Here we go
>>68424984
perfect
The highlight of any tournament for me
>this motley crew
>>68425225
It will be a sad day when Buffon retires
Ciro is on the bench. You better hope Germany don't meet Italy.
>>68425402
Very much so
>>68425402
>>68425520
can't agree more
belgium has the worst kits tobihannes
>>68425714
Best away kits though
>>68424984
Kek du bist so ein erbärmlicher wurm alter
>>68425860
what is your problem?
>>68424454
still better than the fucking house numbers
>>68424984
where is mainz?
>no streams found on this URL
FUCK
i wish i had a german bot who replied to all my posts too
>>68425901
Geh mal zum Jobcenter du Mongo
>>68425860
>>68426401
t. unterschicht
belgium is such a fucking meme team. it even makes it worse that people irl rate them. talked to a bunch of shitlords today at work about the italy - belgium game today and i, as a football expert, said cant see belgium going very far in this tournament, italy is good tho called them my GEHEIMFAVORIT. anyway the shitlords said lmao you are so stupid belgium "HAT RIESIGE SPIELER" they will go far etc, they unironically called them a favorite to win the euro. why do i even communicate with these mongs irl
>>68426810
Do you work at a shithouse by any chance?
>>68426810
the most annoying thing about football is that everyone has an opinion on it
>>68426810
Italy is absolute dogshit. There are 2nd bundes teams that would beat them. They are so pathetic it makes me sad to watch them.
Good
>>68427062
>you
>Lelgium
>>68427062
>(me)
my opinion still holds. Belgium is probably the memest team of them all.
>>68427062
>>68427301
I'm 100% sure you are not Kyouko
>packing
>>68426810
Belgium isn't even a country, of course they'll never win anything.
Good night, friends
>>68426047
Good night Brazil
dat pass
You know a defense is dogshit when they desperately miss Vincent Kompany
Am I the only one who thinks Courtois isn't as good as people make him out to be?
>>68427486
Good noght
>>68427608
He's a Belgian, what do you think?
>tfw 37% italian
More Jogi sniffing, this time from training.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BrooksDT/status/742437956485558272
Breaking | Sepp Blatter claims that he has witnessed a UEFA European tournament draw that was fixed in an interview with La Nacion.
>>68427350
that's right because I am
>>68428219
what the fuck is wrong with him
this cam is best cam
>>68428466
man likes the smell of his own farts
literally and figuratively
i thought even non germans knew about that by now
This Packing shit makes me so angry.
I should start a football data company as well and show those clueless cunts how its done.
Let's invent a new useless statistic. How about: Tobihannes-Rate. Which player was the most Tobihannesy of the whole match? I think Lukaku.
Conte snorted too much coke before the match
So now his nose is bleeding empty
>>68429088
He is currently at 46 Tobihannes-Points. In 67% of all games in the last Eredevise season, the player with the most Tobihannes-Points scored less goals than the per-game average of the teams top-scorer.
>Lukaku
That's a 9/10 in Tobihannesing
Premier League ruined De Bruyne
he never was good tobihannes
>>68428466
>french "men"
Literally all actual men sniff the odor of their balls on a daily basis.
>>68430445
not in public you autist
C I R O
I
R
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As shitty as they, Italy is fun to watch. Especially when they troll the shit out of a meme team.
>>68430482
Yeah that's true but I think we lost the "decency in public" gene somewhere. Must be because of your degenerate "LIBERTY ABOVE ALL" national value that got pushed on us.
>>68430558
They're not shit though.
Belgium is the Man City of national teams
>>68430908
Yes.
And i am glad they are getting btfo just as badly.
>>68430908
They've been a meme team since 2014. I remember when everyone hyped them up to be some sort of Geheimfavorit and I could just laugh, especially with Wilmots as coach.
Clattenberk
>>68430908
City are much better
>>68431156
Not really. Belgium like City is nothing but soulless mercenaries who secretly hate each other and are only in it for the money
We've played really well tonight. Could we actually go all the way?
Yeeeeeeeesssssssss ragazziiiiiiiiiiiiii
PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE PELLE
based goal
Based Conte is going to rek this EURO
Ciro can't catch a break
Everyone is stealing his thunder
>only 2 games tomorrow
Good games on Thursday. Wednesday will be poo
>>68432111
Ughhhhhhhhhh.
And its the last day i am gonna be able to watch for a while, too...
>this fucking dolmetscher
>>68430908
>>68431230
i agree
>>68432237
>Austria-Hungary
Literally the most interesting game in general.
>>68432787
>/int/ kiddos
ugh
>highly talented squad
>the core of the team plays in the EPL
>horrible collective play
not suprised 2bh
>>68432834
this
BILD: Reus could be out for the rest of 2016.
>>68433280
Why? What happened? Is he going to be the next Gündogan?
>>68432834
What does that have to do with /int/
Der italienische-Übersetzer hat was geraucht. :DD
>>68409747
Trinkt der Beck's aus nem Weizenglas?
>>68424488
she?
>>68425901
da bleibst du die ganze Halbzeit mit cool!
i wasnt around for all the bantz today
how hard did the """""geheimfavorit"""" get memed on??
good night
