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Apologize
KILL DUNGA
KILL US
I'M SORRY PERUVIANS TOMORROW I'LL BUY ALL YOUR POTATO STOCK
I'M SORRY, BASED HAND OF AZTEC GODS
THANK YOU FOR KILLING DUNGA
FAIR AND SQUARE
![[HorribleSubs] Koukaku no Pandora - 04 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_09.59_[2016.01.30_01.40.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CDwWl6u.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Koukaku no Pandora - 04 [1080p].mkv snapshot 09.59 [2016.01.30 01.40.40]")
PERU TRIED THEIR BEST AND WON
PERU CONFIRMED FOR /a/NIME
THANK YOU BASED PERU
PLS ELIMINATE CONGOLOMBIA
>>68400433
BASED INCA
>URUGUAY OUT
>BRAZIL OUT
this is the best copa america yet
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TCHAU BRA$IL
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PERU ES ARYAN
E
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A
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Y
A
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BRAZIL WILL NEVER EVER LIVE THIS DOWN
BRAZIL ON SUICIDE WATCH
post yfw
A TRISTEZA NAO TEM FIM
A TRISTEZA NAO TEM FIM
A TRISTEZA NAO TEM FIM
A TRISTEZA NAO TEM FIM
>Brazil and Uruguay out in first round
this is the GOAT copa already
HOY LOS BRAZILFEOS RECIBIERON EL MANO DE SUS PAPA
Sorry I doubted you peru. Ill deepfry a rat in your honor
It's ours now lads.
Festejan a un equipo que gano haciendo trampa jajajajajajaja , es una farsa esta dirigencia de mierda que tiene la FIFA
I LOVE YOU PERU, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING
What happened?
I hear people chimping outside.
Kek rodriguez
>BRASIL IN 2016
>>68400652
To be honest that is not as bad as the 7-1.
If nobody killed anyone on that, nothing will happen on this.
No really, pretty sure there was no riots.
There was more angry mobs on when Flamengo lose or some shit.
It was literally handball
Seriously people?
Played their hearts out. Respect.
>mfw when dunga stays
What is Messi thinking right now?
who does USA play now?
GOD'S HAND
Peru is honorary Ayran
LOS SIENTO MUCHO, MIS HERMANOS QUECHUAS
>>68400433
lmao
>>68400918
>mfw refball didnt go for Brazil
Refs dont help Brazil anymore
CONMEBOL confirmed for 100% clean
Of Brazilians
>it's a Per/u/ wins episode
>>68400869
Chile is in tightrope too... If they lose, gtfo.
>Win 7-1 against a minnow team, everyone thinks you're gonna win the group
>lose 1-0 on a fucking hand of god goal
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Mira como miente el coya sucio jajajajajaja
>losing to homos
>yfw the Copa is better than Yuoros
does this crack top 10 worst brazil defeats ever?
FIRST PPK AND NOW THIS
IS THIS REAL LIFE
WHAT IS GOING ON
IS THERE A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
AHI QUEO BRASIL AHI QUEO BRASIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxWKT3H2pE
>>68400978
MEME MAGIC
PERU ES ARYAN NOW
>>68401007
>Ya soy un demonio
>>68400985
It's worse because you legitimacy should have tied/won that game
>Flag of hands
Pottery
>>68401007
That he's gonna have to play against Chicharito and Rafa Marquez in the finals, he's scared.
>>68400433
Chile is Next. Cap this.
>>68401073
You should see São Paulo.
>>68400968
Sacate el palo del orto y relajate un rato pa.
>>68400918
>Dunga out
>Muh jogo bonito btfo forever and ever.
Just what we needed desu.
>>68400433
LA MANO DE INTI
LA MANO DE INTI
LA MANO DE INTI
LA MANO DE INTI
LA MANO DE INTI
LA MANO DE INTI
>THE DAY UNIVERSITARIO BTFO BRAZIL
>>68401007
SOY NUUUUCLEAAAAAR
>brazil gettting eliminated
>won't have to hear the sports fuckers at TV talk about my team's defeat
POST YFW PERU
>>68400990
They deserved it.
>Argentina will win Copa MEMErica
BASED PERU
>BASED PERU
BASED PERU
>BASED PERU
BASED PERU
>BASED PERU
BASED PERU
>BASED PERU
BASED PERU
>BASED PERU
BASED PERU
>BASED PERU
BASED PERU
>BASED PERU
I don't believe in meme magick but I think the 7-1 cursed them
>>68401143
Autist manlets feel no fear.
>>68401166
>quejarse de la corrupcion es tener un palo en el orto
como digas amigo
Based usa hosting the best copa america so far
>>68401243
We won't, sadly, but I'm happy U r gay or Brazil won't win it either
>>68400433
fue la mano de dios
>>68400918
>mfw Dunga out
>its ok
>brazil
is Copa America a big thing for brazil?
>>68401143
>this is what wallxicans actually think
>>68401288
Mas vale vieja.
>post yfw Peru refballs their way even harder through USA in the next game
Thank you PPK
>USA will win the Copa America vs Mexico
>>68400918
FUCK YOU
Based hand of quetzalcoatl
71 get for peru winning copa
>>68401339
It's one of those things that don't really matter unless you win it or get btfo this early
>>68401297
It's the most probable result, México is inconsistent as fuck, hell most teams apart from Argentina and maybe Colombia are. I mean, Higuaín can't choke this time, right?
>>68401111
quads of truth, also checked
esperos que los barras brazucas hagan bien mierda todo, si pueden quemar algun auto mejor
>>68401358
Reminder that Fujimori did nothing wrong and Keiko should've won
MAKE PERU GREAT AGAIN
You are not subhumans anymore. Congratulations.
>>68401339
Medium-ish
>>68400918
>Brazil thrown out
>by refball no less
REFS = GODS
REFS = GODS
REFS = GODS
REFS = GODS
REFS = GODS
>>68401339
I mean, this one isn't a big deal for them, but Dunga was already kinda on thin ice
>out in quarterfinals last year
>iffy form in world cup qualifying (currently not in a qualifying spot)
>now THIS
and, yeah, they got refballed, but dude
they couldn't score one against Peru? Really? Fucking hell
great memecup
Gonna fap to Jynx Maze in celebration.
RIOTS WHEN?
Even Peru has Meme Magic
How can we have meme magic too? All this years are painfull
>>68401363
>America wins the cup named after us
The way it should be. Everyone else was doing it wrong until now.
>>68400978
ARYAN MAGIC
>>68401366
>Being upset
THIS IS THE WAKE UP CALL WE NEEDED YOU FAG
Now will their call Tite or guardiola?
Brazil knocked out along with Hait
U.S advances even though we don't care as much about this semen slurping sport as the HUES HUES do
>>68400433
I'm so sorry, I now believe in your pure arian blood.
Is this the memeiest Copa America of all time?
>well shit we can't score
>OH I KNOW
>LET'S TAKE THIS PROMISING NEW KID OUT AND PUT HULK IN
>FUCK YEAH HULK
>>68400759
>>68401375
>AZTEC
>quetzalcoatl
>>68401471
True, Dunga is rip.
That's actually a good thing.
>>68401502
Peru are gods at Copa America, for some reason they transform for the tournament.
Does diz mean we white now?
=>>68401339
We care to some extent, like i am not a NT supporter, but i know people who are pretty pissed at how bad we are playing with Dunga fucking it everything.
Overall this whole Cup feels like a summer tourney to some people, specially when we had 2 big derbies in our league and it kinda overshadowed this game.
>english interview
JUST
>>68401339
Not really, it doesn't compare to World Cups. But still, it's our national team in there. A whole lot of people were watching and following.
>>68401503
>usa
>soccer
Pick one
>>68401358
>this is a 10/10 in Peru
based
Is this Copa, dare I say, better than Eurabia's Hooligan Cup?
>>68401339
if this happened in the copa américa last year it would have been bigger
this copa américa is a meme for chicanos really
but it's medium importance, you'll see the brazilians in /sp/ actually seeing the bright side in that Dunga might be fired
>>68401456
Go to bed Keiko. We sadly don't have our own Trump.
>lose to Costa Rica so that we get Perú in quarters
Pekerman is a genius.
>>68401549
How can the Euros even compete?
I don't get the whining, it's impossible to tell there was any part of arm involved in real time and there is no video replay
It's not like this was a blatant handball like Maradona
Also who the fuck was that ref talking to?
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>68401571
what did you expect?
Based peruANO
no hue hue hue coach for my collection of failures.
get in here
>>68401271
>tfw YOU LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE "BRAZIL IS GOOD" BECOME A MEME
the one team I never thought would go to shit...feels good bros
laughing at brazil but knowing they will win the world cup in 2 years
>argentina have never won anything
>1 man team manlet messi who couldnt play in england because based stoke would meme all over him
>chile
>>68401669
>implying Colombia can win against the hand of the pachamama
>>68401627
She's a 5/10 tops
>>68401592
I want to cum on them
>>68401675
It was actually pretty obvious.
The point is that he asked the staff.
For 4 minutes.
Oh yeah, I forgot, this happened in the home stadium of an NFL team KNOWN FOR CHEATING: the New England Patriots!
To be fair, they didnt give the penalty earlier.
>>68401341
did you and your wifes son get my monthly charity dispensary, venezuela bro?
>>68401675
Talking to Maradona
>Colombian scum let Meme Rica win so they play against us
>>68401571
>>68401571
he was like in in every mesoamerican pantheon including that of the aztecs.
>>68401552
>tfw I never noticed the lizard in this pic
>>68401629
How can you even doubt about it
>mfw Peru lands a cheeky 3rd place again
>>68401681
can you explain this meme to me
FOX SPORTS 1 JUST CONFIRMED VIDEO REPLAY COMING TO SOCCER
GET IN HERE
>>68401612
>>68401766
They didn't give the penalty to brazil too.
>>68401105
WE ARE WHITE CAPITALISTS NOW
Even the local news are saying "thanks god technology didn't point out the hand". My sides.
>>68401675
>Also who the fuck was that ref talking to?
his helpers were browsing /sp/ for advice on what to do
>>68401731
wish I was that optimistic
but we lost to Honduras 2-0 in Copa América 2001 and won the World Cup one year after that, so nothing is impossible
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>>68401524
>guardiola
>>68401806
holy shit, me neither
>>68401806
The more you know.
>>68401838
I wont go that far.
>>68401788
Perú has nothing to do with the mesoamerican pantheon, though.
>>68401819
Feels better than second
>>68401731
You have a point there.
Still, stop shilling your """Premier""" League, Ahmed.
>>68401874
FUCK YOU
>>68401779
pekerman lo planeo desde el principio
>>68400840
pffffffff......
>>68401851
A 10y old child is better than him.
Hell, pic related is better than him.
>>68401849
Please refball the rest of the whole cup Peru
>>68401766
there were 2 calls that could have been a penalty for Brazil
really don't care about the elimination, but it was unfair
>>68401806
I think there's a version without it that came first
ROBERTO, LLEVAME A BRASIL!
>>68401900
I still love you Argentina
Higuain is just a pro choker
How do you pronounce "Dunga"?
>>68401592
goddamn
la mANO del peruANO
THANK YOU PERU YOU DID IT YOU SAVED FIFA
>>68401502
But we are a familia Bolivia is part of glorious inca empire fama llama
>>68401627
>implying
this is a 10/10 here
>>68401947
Dumb gah
>>68401849
>need refball to beat one of our worst teams in history
yeah, sure will cry
>>68401900
hes right you know it
P E R U B O Y Z
>yfw Peru wins Copa America by refball
WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS IN 2 YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS
>>68401947
Dumb-ga
>>68401947
Pinga.
>>68401761
P O E T R Y
>>68400978
Nordic peruvians won breh.
>>68401820
I've bee told by those in the know that ANO means anus
>dat crying happy peruvian
SOMEBODY WEBM
>>68401243
The way things are going maybe Chile might win the whole damn thing
>>68400831
I can confirm this. Perú is weaboo at heart. You can fucking find Dragon Ball trucks everywhere, and there is a public park that celebrates it with projections every other month.
>>68401997
>Damage controlling this hard
The sad thing is that is one of the worst Peruvian generation in football too.
time to call Pratto to our NT
>>68401358
whos this demon semen
>>68402013
In the Patriots' stadium!
>>68402078
we have an expert in peruvian football here
>>68402075
This is true
>>68402003
Sometimes I wonder if the guy who got his picture taken knows about all the versions this picture has spawned.
>>68402075
>Dragon Ball trucks
Do you have any photos?
This looks fun.
>>68401779
You weren't supposed to advance in first place, so doubt it.
.
>>68401927
>>68401928
You can't get saltier than that
>>68402014
>Needs refball to win against the worst brazil in history.
You are not even going to qualify.
>>68402075
Don't forget Arenales
>>68402075
very true
>>68401523
He a good boy he Dunga do nuffin!
>>68402102
Well he's right I guess. We've been saying the same thing with every generation but the next somehow ends up being worse.
We will never qualify to a WC.
>>68401285
Based argie Jesus.
for Brazilians in thread: Dunga out tomorrow or not? what do you think?
>>68402075
can confirm, animu was popular as fuck here around the 90s so everyone here knows about Dragon Ball, Pokemon, etc
>>68402066
If Peru can win against Brasil in this mickey mouse cup, you damn sure >we can win this by playing the worst futbol in history
>mfw
>>68401502
summon pachamama.
>>68402128
even fucking politicians promoted Dragon Ball. Give me a while for the trucks. Photos are all over facebook.
>>68402191
No idea.
>>68402075
Don´t forget how are our elections
>>68402075
>that maid cafe on Arenales
Even I got weirded out Jesus
>Peru was playing more like Brazil than Brazil
EL PERUANO
THANKS YOU PPK
>>68401358
who is this?
>>68402236
reminds me of that Julio Guzman edited version of a JoJo opening
>>68402234
>los animales
gets me every fucking time
>>68401900
Perú "wins" the third place, and that is a thing.
>The second place is the first loser
>Brazil scored 7 goals in 3 games
>All against Haiti
We should be banned from Copa Americas forever desu
NO ERA MANO
HACE 29 AÑOS QUE BRASIL ES ELIMINADA EN FASE DE GRUPOS
ES LA SEGUNDA VEZ EN LA HISTORIA QUE PASA
>>68402252
Is Karu still working there? I have wanted to date her for years, but she have a bf already everytime.
>>68402075
My dad worked there for years can confirm how anime obsessed they are
>>68402306
Don't forget about the death of Keiko, Buu saga style.
>>68402272
I want to fuck Kuro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxpKfA5Bg4
This guy was second on the presidential race
>>68402234
i voted for him
>>68401979
> praising Inti
> in the current pachacutiy
Bolivia is pachamama territory m8
>>68402272
>THANKS YOU
Agg tmre
>>68402234
>fans de los animales!
Holy shit I never knew about this one, top fucking kek
>>68402191
Yes.
The press will hound CBF forever if he is not out. A better question is who will come in his place?
>mfw Casagrande and Ronaldo talking shit the whole game about how brasil is playing good and everything will be fine.
>Zero goals
>ZERO
>0
>1-0
>>68402102
It's really shitty, though.
I don't follow Descentralizado religiously, but I watch most of Universitario and Aurich games or at least highlights, and most of these players wouldn't be part of the NT in previous call ups.
Perú has been plagued with undisciplined players all the time, but some of them had quality, this team lacks it.
>>68402156
Nice greentext, but our team couldn't even score against Peru. Not just Dunga, CBF has got some explaining to do.
>>68402234
Photoshop is a thing
>>68402075
>dragon ball
>forgetting to mention Los Caballeros deal Zodiaco
Disgusting
>>68402371
>Anyone from Saki
>Sex with men
Is the onii-chan mag still ongoing?
>>68402386
why CBF never calls Tite again?
>>68402290
I don't know gringo but Ilike this one better
>>68402075
Yeah, grandpas and parents watched stuff like ultra 7, fantasmagorico, a shit ton of mecha animu, meteoro, etc. Even the manliest guys bought "el album de candy".
>>68402406
We couldn't score against anyone but Haiti
>>68402378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3rTsqzCj8s
Thank you based PPK esto con Keiko no pasaba
>>68402378
I love how Keiko is always the antagonist on these
![[Abesu] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 11 (720p).mkv_snapshot_08.11_[2014.10.04_21.13.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QS0ToEK.jpg "[Abesu] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 11 (720p).mkv snapshot 08.11 [2014.10.04 21.13.13]")
>>68401627
This is a 10/10 in Peru
>>68402442
Not sure, but I always see weeb mags on kioskos.
>>68402425
Kuro whores herself out to old men. I'm an old man.
>>68402416
It's not PS.
>>68402443
Because he does not have a good relationship with the fags at CBF and that is all they care about.
>>68401503
>This """""team""""" wining the Copa.
>>68402459
>Even the manliest guys bought "el album de candy".
Lel.
Is this legit?
>>68402459
>"el album de candy"
That sounds creepy as fuck.
>>68402473
Our president is gonna be a legend
>>68401150
DELETE THIS
>>68402386
>mfw Casagrande and Ronaldo talking shit the whole game about how brasil is playing good and everything will be fine
T H I S
H
I
S
GODDAMN.
"I'm liking it, this team is in harmony"
Harmony my ass.
>>68402290
>>68402090
Nigga she looks like absolute shit, americans confirmed for having shit taste
>>68402272
GORDA
PUTA Y LADRONA
>>68402378
Good thing he was excluded from the elections.
goal
Congratulationes cuyes, de un cuy a otro, arriba peru carajo.
>>68402514
we gelled a lot better in the other 2, although zardes and wood were being retarded together against paraguay. not having roster stability is going to hurt us in the long run though.
>>68402458
Hell yeah
>>68402514
what the fuck, bradley
>>68402572
Jesus.
>>68402572
>this is now a proper goal in Brazil
>>68402443
Because he is not friends with the top dogs at CBF. And I wish I was joking.
Tite would have his work cut out for him, though. Our team is painful to watch.
So does the US have a chance against Ecuador or are we gonna get BTFO?
>>68402075
This is true.
>>68402515
Can confirm.
Candy was huuuggeee.
There is not one peruvian who does not know the lyrics to CHALA HECHALA in spanish
>>68402572
LA MANO DEL NEGRO
When was the last time Puru beat Brazil?
Thank you based Peru, /a/ had your back tonight you glorious weebs.
>>68402515
of course it is,i saw candy but i never saw how it ended, she was also one of my first anime faps
>>68402234
Lmao, this is not the Peru I remember when I left.
>>68402627
The US has a chance, but I suspect Ecuador is gonna seem like Brazil come game time. It'll be a proper challenge for the US, I'd say.
>>68402598
>/nfl/ tripfags watching futbol,
I was going to disrecpect you but I'm on those generals and I know you know your shit when it comes to nfl.
>>68402514
Sigh. Mehico vs USA in the final. screencap, quote, whatever at this point is should be no surprise.
EEH : cosas de paises incivilizados
>>68402670
40 years ago.
>>68402627
a chance yes, but we would've matched up better against peru. it's not a friendly so I wouldn't take too much from our recent game against them. it all depends on exactly what our starting XI looks like, but we'll still be underdogs regardless.
>>68402514
and cucklombia barely managed to beat us on our worst performance of the tournament
>>68402272
>>68402371
>there were actual Peruvians and Mexicans in Saki threads
Holy fucking shit I thought it was just a joke
You guys wanna 7447?
>>68402701
dejalos que festejen que es lo unico que tienen, ah y """""""""""""""""""ppk"""""""""""""""""""
>copa america better than the euros they said
>brazil is a top tier team they said
>copa teams better than euro teams they said
In reality, there are no fucking goals in the COPA, except against poor dregs, and the goals that are scored are total garbage. Referee's getting injured. Players rolling around on the floor. Handballs not called. Other handballs given as penalties.
Pathetic tournament desu.
>>68402572
W E W
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>>68402627
If the US defends well, they have a legit chance.
Friendly reminder that the last time peru beat brazil in copa america, they won the whole thing.
This is the happiest I've been in a long time, thanks
>>68402701
btfo
>>68402695
well I wouldn't say that knowing one sport means you know another, but I've watched every game of this tournament so far and I could see how much better we looked in our most recent 2 matches compared to against colombia. after that one, I was wondering if we'd finish last in the group with no points. the costa rica game showed me the potential of what we COULD have if things actually fit together right.
>>68402744
Sure.
>>68402744
I have been shitposting with you at the very least since 2011.
>>68402515
Yeah, Sailor Moon was pretty popular too
YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR COUNTRY SURVIVED THE GROUP STAGE
>>68402785
NAME
>>68402716
>barely
you didn't even score.
>>68402785
>peru (gay)
>>68402785
LEAVE PERU TRIPFAG
>>68402785
Degenerates >>>/out/
>>68402627
of course. We beat them in a friendly, but you can only put so much stock in those. If bradley takes care of the ball and the defense simply plays to their ability, we are at least looking at a coin flip.
>>68402785
Lol that tranny. I fucked her years ago.
>>68402808
>yfw México gets eliminated due to the PUTO chants
So is Peru weeb because you are 1/2 Japanese?
>>68401655
SABE PA
>>68402744
I mostly watch it for the lesbians, I like AguaiTeru, Momokayu, and SakiNodotetas. And still expecting my does from Chinohayu, but kanna's the biggest loser and probably impotent.
>>68402900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4P5TSX_Gw
>>68402785
>>68402896
samefagging this hard
>>68402924
>Tano will die in your lifetime
LA MANO DE VIRACOCHA
>>68402514
>bradley
reminder that hes the best player in USA NT
>>68401916
But anon, everything can happen, even this
>>68401744
>>68402785
>>>/Jr Washington/
>>68402933
>mfw i knew the pure aryans were going to win
>>68402988
>Guzan has replaced Howard already
sad times
>>68402837
we don't need to score for you to barely win dumbass
>>68402808
hello
>>68400433
THE HAND OF INTI
THE HAND OF PACHAMAMA
ayyyy
>Based PPK giving his opinion on the match
First world here we go.
>>68402933
What? I'm another anon. I wanted to fuck "her" but she changed numbers when I found it. Lost her trace. Was going to Ecuador or something. FUCKING SHAME.
>>68402862
Any actually find some peruvians hot? like qt or no are we all just ugly
>>68401873
true. i went full retard and thought he was disputing quetzalcoatl and aztecs being connected.
Based Peru, based perucas. I knew you were miles better than those cockroaches from Bolivia.
>>68403033
howard probably could still barely play, but he needs to use guzan for this team so that he gets as much time with the team before the world cup
same reason why this next world cup will be dempsey's last, he could probably last a couple years after, but he wouldn't be able to be the same in that role 6 years from now, so they'll cycle someone else in for the next cycle.
>>68403135
>I knew you were miles better than those cockroaches from Bolivia.
nigga do you even watch the news?
>>68403017
that boi is bolivian pls stop this meme
>>68400433
Thaks based peru. thi is our worst team ever anyway, now Ganso and Rodrigo Caio can return to São paulo
>>68402803
Same here, I actually kept Saki in my backlog for a long time because I thought knowing how to play mahjong wouldn't let me enjoy the superpowers. It ended up being one of my favorite series.
>>68403118
>Its just the beginning
I still feel an empty feeling
>>68403174
Por el kuro no!
>>68402676
Always Per/u/ episode
>>68403118
Feels good familia
>>68403210
>>68403174
Guys should I come back?
>>68403149
Not really...I admit I'm a little sheltered but the guy from the polleria across my street is peruvian and he is chill.
>>68400433
–Che brazuca, viste al peruano?
–Qué peruano?
–El que te elimina con la mano!
our aryan blood will guide us to victory
>>68403174
Yeah, I learned to play first after reading a couple of chapters without having a clue about what happened. Best decision in my life certainly, I loved the series and understanding the fucking monstrosity of Saki's plays really surprised me.
>>68401669
care to trade him for tata?
>>68403130
Perú is a fucking mix of a million races. I could go on and post "aryan" peruvians left and right, but I'm going to the sierra. Look at her, she is so damn cute. As my daughter I would give my life for her.
Every single country have (in an aesthetic sense) beautiful people.
I guess Copa Americas is all we have now that WCs are imposibble to qualify for
>>68403278
lel
It has an el Chavo feeling.
>>68403118
shut up toki your dead
F O R A C U N H A
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>>68403278
Vai se fuder.
>>68403319
aren't you guys mostly a mix of asian/indigena?
>>68402075
there is nothing false there
>>68400433
THIRD PLACE HERE WE GO
>>68403278
Most of us brazilians are actually happy. This team is a disgrace, and the CBF is head deep in corruption and scandals. this team does not represent Brazil, it represents the currupt motherfuckers from CBF
Voy a las cucardas a celebrar.
>>68403285
Did you get the Retard Master's intro scene? The one where she wins with a yakuman. I feel like that was the best "real" mahjong display in the whole series, make sure to give it another watch/read as I didn't quite get how subtle it was the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNl0sC7eb78
>>68403277
literally every drug cartel & kidnapping news everyday involves peruvians
they are wrecking the paraguayan mafia
bolivians are uglier but they are not usually into big crime
>>68403130
I dunno, this is the best looking girl I know so you can make your opinion based on that
Keep in mind that im a beta faggot that doesn't know almost anyone though
>>68403492
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
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>>68403319
>>68403130
Some Peruvians are hot. Some are not. Just like most any other country.
Will give credit to Peru. They defeated the Shining Path.
>>68403526
If you are gonna post something that filtered you might as well post an anime girl
>>68403416
actually we are mostly a mix of spaniards/indigena with a mix of asian,blacks, whites and some jews, we got culturally enriched alot but in a diferent sense than the europeans, instead of the "we love and respect your culture" we went for a "i dont give a fuck if you are black, asian or white you are peruvian now so get your black ass back to work"
>>68403514
meh they kill each other. I don't care.
>>68403563
>meh they kill each other
dude seriously, start watching the news
>>68403532
it is not, my indian friend. i celebrated the peruvian goal like it was a brazilian one. trust me, the majority of brazilians hate the crooked cbf team.
>>68400433
>Kuczynski, or P.P.K., as he is popularly known, for the initials of his name, is a first-generation Peruvian. He is the son of a German-Jewish doctor, Maxime Hans Kuczynski, a renowned tropical-disease specialist who left Hitler’s Germany for Peru in 1936. Among other legacies, the elder Kuczynski helped found the leprosarium of San Pablo, in the Peruvian Amazon, where the young Argentine medical student Ernesto Guevara, soon to become Che, volunteered for a time in the early nineteen-fifties. Kuczynski’s French-Swiss mother, Madeleine Godard, was a teacher of literature and music. Kuczynski’s full name, in fact, is Pedro Pablo Kuczynski Godard—Jean Luc Godard, the film director, is his first cousin. His brother Miguel was the head tutor at Pembroke College, Cambridge; an uncle was a Nobel Laureate for Medicine.
>And so on. His longtime friend, the former journalist Christopher Roper, told me, “It is impossible to think of a Latin-American head of state over the past hundred years with the intellectual distinction, independence of mind, and cultural breadth of P.P.K.”
Based PPK bringing the meme magic to this godforsaken land. Thank you for giving us hope.
And to fucking think that people wanted to trade this for the daughter of The Rat King.
Anyone else unironically supporting USA? I hope they win the whole tournament.
>>68403492
Not exactly happy, but there's hope that Dunga is out after this crappy campaign. In fact, I hope the day comes when CBF is required to properly explain their decisions, instead of everything being done behind closed doors between friends.
>>68403633
I really don't think we are good enough to beat Arg.
>>68403676
That's what would make it such a delicious upset!
>>68403626
fellow ppkausa altoperuano acá
>>68403626
He is the Zodiac Killer
>>68403693
Could you imagine a US-Mexico final?
>>68403496
Esta lleno bro,
Voy a chekar en la Nene
>>68403598
>>68403662
Well you can believe whatever you want. but iam genuinly happy that this currupt team got BTFO and by a refball wich is even better, having a taste of their own medicine
>>68403633
I am. It's disgusting when people pick a different national team than their own nation. Looking at you chicanos.
Rooting for all the underdogs in the Euros
>>68403749
>>68403747
Yeaahhhhhhh Suuuureeeeee
>Peru
>Gay
NAH NIGGA
>>68403130
Of course we have some "hot" peruvians, you don't think there's a single country without hot girls right? Even if you think only white girls can be hot there are a few of them.
Outside of that then they are quite rare. Luckly I don't have a hardon for white sluts like some others I can do the ugly ones without remorse.
The problem is not that we don't have good looking girls, the problem is that there are not enough of them. Most girls I know are just fucking ugly.
This is some random slut that I guess can pass as qt.
>>68403747
In case it was lost in translation, the guy >>68403676 is saying the US is NOT going to win.
A todos mis connacionales les agradezco su presencia y les pido que se aparezcan por aqui mas seguido.
>>68403365
Fuck you m8.
>>68403835
He is autist
>>68403626
But there is fucking more!
>The ties that bind Kuczynski to the wider world are not only European. His first wife was an American named Jane Casey, the daughter of Joseph Casey, a congressman from Massachusetts. His second wife, Nancy Lange, also an American, is a first cousin of the actress Jessica Lange. One of Kuczynski’s daughters, Alex Kuczynski, is a former journalist for the New York Observer and the Times, and the author the book “Beauty Junkies: Inside our $15 Billion Obsession with Plastic Surgery.” Kuczynski himself had U.S. citizenship, which he renounced only last November, in order to run for Peru’s Presidency.
>P.P.K.’s electoral victory bears examination, first of all, because, as his friend Roper pointed out, someone of his worldly pedigree is rare in a region with a longstanding penchant for folksy populists and authoritarians: Hugo Chávez, Álvaro Uribe, Daniel Ortega, and Cristina Kirchner come to mind, along with a long slew of others going back in time. Nor does P.P.K. fit into the current Latin-American political trend, in which powerful leftist governments, such as those in Argentina and Brazil, have been swept aside by the right. Kuczynski is a center-right Keynesian, while Keiko Fujimori, like her father, is a dyed-in-the-wool right-wing populist. Intriguingly, Kuczynski’s victory is due, at least partly, to the last-minute support he received from the Peruvian left. This is something new for Latin America, which has always veered toward obstinate, spit-in-your-eye polarizations over rational political compromises. The idea of a bipartisan political movement is almost unheard of.
>>68403836
Yo ando en monstrochan.org/l es muy dificil encontrar a compatriotas en ibs en español.
Huevada.
>>68403717
It would be meme.
>>68403836
Solo vengo a spee cuando peru gana, 1 ves cada 3 años.
>>68403836
Calla.
>>68403873
Well for one thing, after Sendero Luminoso many Peruvians do not want to go the path of leftist politics.
>>68403830
You are showing nothing but everyday girls that come from anywhere here. What's cute/beauty for you, as a peruvian, is meh/generic to every other country on the world. The beauty, OUR beauty is on our indigenous blood from the 3 main regions.
>>68404001
Funny thing is that national universities show you the complete oposite.
>>68401549
of course, this tournament is only happening this year because of the 100 year meme, it was born a meme, molded by memes
>>68403560
>>68403830
>>68403319
Thanks fellow countrymen I just want the government to make more language laws like here. In Canada If you speak both french and English you get a bonus check in your salary. Quechua should have more support and people should be less ashamed of it.
I meant guys not girls, I know there are a lot of qt grills but I don't know I think our males are a bit beta oh well
>>68404046
We shall see in future elections. I have three kids there so I keep track if what going on in case I have to get them to the US.
>>68400433
Congratulations Peru (gay)
>>68400831
PERU CONFIRMED FOR FUCKING SHOUNEN PROTAG
>>68400711
>>68400840
>>68400856
>>68400869
>>68403273
>>68403396
>>68403549
>>68403676
>>68403693
>>68403717
>>68403775
>>68403835
>>68403928
Les vamos a abrir la nalga. Es promesa
>>68403911
LOLCHANMUERTO
>>68404084
Take them out of here t bh if they are still young.
>>68404113
You're welcome, Chileproso.
>>68401213
t. Corinthians
>>68404028
Yeah sorry but I've seen our indigenous "beauty" all my life and I can see why the rest of the world doesn't think it's good.
>>68404126
Whoever loses will be because the other side fucked up bad. We're about even right now.
>>68404126
Ecuador pls staph
>>68404138
Pinche tojo me hiciste kekear.
>>68404073
I can't talk about women here, a femanon would be better, but (here) the factions are unique enough to have charm.
Countrymen here are shy, super humble and caring. VERY honest. Of course, the bad parts are on an extreme bad, but our people have heart. Poverty destroy so much.
>>68404166
I try every year. The mother does not want to leave or have her kids come to the states. Of course, she lives well in Lima off the money I send to support and school the children.
>>68403416
la base es indigena+español, de ahi si se mezclaron con negros esos son nuestros "negros", con asiaticos, nuestros "chinos", con blancos nuestros "colorados"
>>68403836
>que se aparezcan por aqui mas seguido.
we only get 'big wins' every 41 years tho
>>68400960
>>68404224
Dude, stop using fuggen google translate.
>>68404198
What fucking rest of the world? Then you aren't looking right. Lima isn't the whole fucking country.
If you can't see how fucking beautiful we are, then SHAME ON YOU. It's on your heart.
>>68401947
Doon-gah
>>68402785
Hnnnnggg
>>68404244
I want to fuck Chili
>>68401947
Meme-coach
>>68404295
Funny enough, this is one of the most Peruvian conversations I have heard in a long time.
>>68404295
We should be proud of the indigenous.
[spoiler]Someone please dump all the Bananero you have[/spoiler]
>>68404244
When I was a teen I had a brief romance with a girl from Chile. She was a bit chubby, but so damn charming. Years later I had a cute chilean boyfriend, he was a musician; so many long nights together, he cosplayed for me...
I love our countries, such a fucking shame about all that stupid hate and bad blood between us. Fuck the borders man.
>>68404244
>tfw noticed this was an edit
>Brazil is the only non edited
>>68402670
1985 in a friendly, 1975 in Copa América.
>>68404371
Kek
>>68403514
Shit son, my neighborhood is full of Peruvians.
It's a fucking hell now, thanks to their drugs and killing.
Fucking Peru.
>>68404324
i know you love your food but thats a bit extreme, also that spicy thing is going to hurt your dick
>>68404399
>>68404408
Fuck all of you
>>68404408
we know dude we know, we are also sorry but if it make you feel better we are getting alot of venezuelans right know
>>68404387
>had a gf
>years later had a bf
What are you fucking gay?
>>68404231
Damn, that sucks, my cousins left the country 2 years ago off to Canada, but it was mostly because their mother had problems with her husband. They are living so much better. I wish I could leave sometime to visit them.
>>68404436
Fuck you Cucknada, stop sucking dick for once.
Just
>>68404473
Peruvians are like that.
>>68404456
I'm assuming you send your worst?
>>68404476
My eldest daughter will be visiting in a few weeks - she has told her mom she might stay and go to school in the US. I hope she does.
>>68402075
pero si yo nunca he visto dragon ball en mi perra vida
>>68404473
honey we are fabulous
>>68404473
Its Peru
>>68404456
Sucks that the girls aren't the only ones coming. I worked with one and met her other 3 friends and they make peruvian girls look like stuck up bitches.
My boss told me the same about brazilian girls and a taxist said colombian girls were the best gfs.
>>68404501
Exactly, sorry Argentina, sorry Chile
>>68404480
kek
>>68404372
A 20 el pete!
>>68402306
dont forget that edit of the end of eva when PPK won, amazing
>>68404473
I'm bi. I don't fucking care how you look if your soul is beautiful. Deal with it.
>>68404501
it was in the 90s during the whole sendero luminoso thing, the people with education and money went to others countries outside of SA, the ones that didnt have any money, education or were criminals went to chile and argentina.
pretty much the same deal the Americans and eurpoeans have with muslim, americans get the muslins with money and Europe gets the poor and uneducated mases
>>68404295
Most Lima don't know the rest of the country, hell most here in central Lima don't know any of the cones. I personally don't know a thing about the other side of Rimac.
>>68404559
Did she actually had a power, or was that just her playstyle?
>>68404551
It's ok dude, hopefully Macri can clean all the bad ones.
Anyways, I just got an Inca Kola, I'm scared to try it, how is it?
>>68404617
Is just Hierba Luisa with bubbles. Is pretty sweet, beware.
Word of advice though, ever since fucking Coca-Cola bought it, the quality went down. It isn't the fucking same.
Same thing happened when Nestle bought Donofrio.
>>68402515
It's legit for most latin america, it happened here too.
>>68404605
due to work i have to move around the cones and outside lima, let me tell you this every cone its is own country, i love to work in the center and hate to move to west, north and east. its dangerous and some people are uneducated subhumans, you can actually find more civilized people outside lime than in those cones, they are good people at hearth but its going to take alot of work and education to fix that people on the cones.
>>68404605
I never see SJL or SJM desu
Feel free to vote
http://elcomercio.pe/deporte-total/seleccion/seleccion-peruana-quien-fue-mejor-peru-ante-brasil-noticia-1908825
>>68403560
How common are Afro-Peruvians?
i am actually trying to go to peru in october. is it a comfy country? flying into lima and going to of course machu pichu.
>>68404751
>no referee option
shitty poll tbqh
>>68404613
No, she's more or less normal. The whore jokes were cause of her drastic change in looks and behavior after the timeskip. Japanese logic.
>>68404784
bring cash
man, my former spanish teacher is probably going nuts right now
>>68404725
SJL its big really dangerous on some parts but with better streets and roads than other parts of lime, Canto grande (dangerous as fuck) has some amazing view in the mornings due to the big montains and the fact that no one has build (yet) the houses on it, SJM its just a mess no matter where you go, its loud, dirty and full of people selling cheap thing on the street
>>68404613
elle tiene el poder de ser una sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
>>68404824
porque se fue a mani ahora tu maestro espanol?
>>68404725
SJM is trash
dont come here.
>>68404605
The only places i move inside Lima are Surco, San Borja and then San Isidro. Rinse and repeat
>>68404813
thank you einstein. I wont have too much cash. maybe like a couple of hundred in us dollars, if I have that much
>>68404774
really common actually, we call them negros and they dont give fuck they are more peruvians than afro, of course you have to know the person you call negro otherwise its disrespectful
>>68404784
Don't come here, it's a shithole. If you do then just spend the least amount of time you can on Lima, go to Cuzo and blend with your kind there. There are so many of retards like you there you can almost pretend peruvians don't exist. Visit your big rocks, party what you want and don't do go out of your way, just stay in your hotel and your fun routes they have prepared for you.
>>68404709
It's sorta sad nothing develops completely out of the city and instead it expands. Javier Prado is my daily routine and I fucking hate it. Would love to see commodity to develop in actual rural areas and not La Molina or Pachacamac
>>68402920
yes
>>68400433
I would feel bad for Bra71l but then I remember the 7-1 to Haiti.
What did they mean by that?
>>68404866
do what this man say, also fuck a brichera if you want but dont fall in love with them, i remember a sweedish guy that was dating a friend of mine and i end up cucking him
>>68404784
Watch out from criminals, no joke.Better don't stay in Lima for more than one day, but if you want to stay a nice spot is Miraflores. Next to the sea is beautiful and has a park full of cats. I used to go there to pick up guys.
>>68404839
he's from Lima
>>68404224
true poverty needs to end in peru
>>68404875
>Javier Prado is my daily routine
I know that feel. I'm expecting moving to a nice rural are after done with university and getting a master. Huancayo looks good. A bit messy but you can go around at 2:00am and nothing horrible happens.
>>68404944
This, listen to the faggot, if you really want to come just stay in miraflores and barranco, we have great weed and coke, pretty cheap too, women are easy as fuck but mostly butt ugly, beautiful women are rare
>>68404875
dont be so sure of that, people are getting tired of lima, the trafic and the big amount of people its getting everyone anoyed, i have traveled due to work to the north side of people and little by little even with the retarded goverment people have find ways to improve where they live, i was in pichanaki before the uprising and it was really nice, the old part was well... old but the new part of the town had almost anything you could find on lima, also Ica is developing due to people leaving lima to get new houses over there
>>68404944
>>68404918
actually I wasnt going after women. I think most of my time will be at a friends families house in the hills. I think the family has some money and they have a restaurant to hang out at so we luckily knew some people here that we would know our way around. Also there is no way I wont stand out. Im white and over 6 feet
>>68404784
Peru is great - if you don't come as a fucking tourist.
- be street smart, some parts of Peru are not safe.
- Peru has some great women, but be careful with "brichera" types. They just want to use you.
- eat some cuy
>be chicano
>have two of your teams qualify for the finals
Feels good man
>>68404968
lol its ok, we get cheap vegetables and shit, and we exploit their lands for mining, they are almost savages anyway, you will probably think I am mean or that I'm exaggerating, but try googling old pictures of lima (1920s or so) and then look for the same zones right now, we had an influx of andean people in the 60s to major cities and the fuckers wrecked everything
>>68405012
>women are easy as fuck but mostly butt ugly, beautiful women are rare
i rather say butterface with great bodies and dat ass, also use a fucking condom, even better use 2
>>68404835
Creen que Ritz es lesbiana?
>>68404605
im well traveled within peru, rich and poor areas, havent touched the jungle though
I use TuneIn and end up listening to a radio station in Huancayo a lot. Not sure what type of music it is: it's like folk music with guitar and Andean instruments.
>"fue muslo"
>>68405051
Are you not andean??
>>68404126
A
FUCKING
ROACH
>>68405035
>- be street smart, some parts of Peru are not safe.
Once due to autism I couldn't warn a tourist when someone told him to take a bus through La Victoria. Felt pretty bad after.
>>68405119
Most people I know are white or just slightly mestizo, people on Miraflores/San Isidro area are mostly spaniard descendant, I stayed for 3 months in different parts of europe and most people thought I was spanish
Honestly go to a resort beach
>>68404244
Chileans are proud, but they actually care for you and remember and appreciate EVERYTHING you tell them.
Huelands will bright your heart with their happiness. They actually make you feel like family.
Argentinians will make you laugh and laugh and laugh. They are so fucking charming, is magic. You can always bet they'll cheer you up.
I can't talk about peruvians in general, but in my experience, they will insult you and treat you roughly... but actually love you deep inside. Fucking tsunderes I swear. Is very typical to call you a motherfucker while hugging you and giving everything to make you feel good, to the point of not caring if you insult them. THIS IS JUST LIMA. The other regions (sierra and selva) are a different world.
Feel free to correct or add anything. This is my experience with my dear LA.
>>68405103
Peru would be great for a gta or pokemon game. Gotta love that diversity.
>>68405136
If you wanna fuck a turist hard tell him to take a cerro san cristobal tour.
>>68405159
You feel good about yourself?
>>68402306
>tfw your friend made that meme
>tfw your friend got hatemail... from guzmanlovers.
>>68405181
I don't, living here is hell, people that look andean treat you like shit and whatever you do to them is look down as racism if it is in any way bad. Spanish people don't look at me as spanish but other peruvians don't look at me as peruvian
>>68405136
>>68405175
Evil...evil LOL
>>68405025
These guys are too paranoid, sure there is crime and youll stand out, but eg I live nowhere these guys talked about and there is a house on this block that rents to tourists, and they are not dead, so, just go anywhere your friends go, they'll know better
>>68405181
its weird but peruvians are tsunderes about themselfs, we are proud people but at the same time we criticize ourself alot.
>>68402924
I fucking keked
>>68405217
Language laws NEED to be put in so people who speak both get benefits.
>>68405234
I've always wondered... since I'm Black, if I travel to Peru (or any LA country, really), will thieves assume I'm poor and ignore me?
>>68405252
You sound like regular bolivians tb h
>>68402378
>Thank you based PPK esto con Keiko no pasaba
ya entiendo xq la onpe lo voto
>>68405274
Does Bolivia love peru?
>>68405217
kinda have the same problem but i also understand why the andean people treat bad the white people, im "whiter" than the average peruvian so i had problems with both sides, the andean tax me like if i was tourist and the whites, specially older white woman treats me like a servent even if im not working for them.
i wont call it hell yet i agree that its anoying
>>68405165
Agreed on Chile and Argentina, never been to Brazil before so I can't talk about them.
Santiago is one of the coolest cities I know of, every thing is nicely organized and clean, carabineros are a top tier law enforcement, and people are nice and chill to strangers.
Buenos Aires reminded me a bit of Lima to be honest. It's like what Lima would be if it was well taken care of and had a good transportation system, which makes a huge difference. It felt safe too, but then again that might just be because I'm used to some really shitty peruvian districts.
>>68405082
Definitivamente le gustan las tetas, por lo menos.
>>68405136
>Walked around Matute carrying a new microwave oven
its not that bad if you are threatening :)
>>68405317
> the whites, specially older white woman treats me like a servent even if im not working for them.
Can you give an example? That does sound annoying.
>>68405317
>>68405217
lmao get a tan fucking mayos
>>68405273
It's more or less easy to tell between black peruvians and black foreigners. If you look like an nba player you will get respect and blushing. People love to joke with black peruvians, every group of friends has a "el negro" o "el chino".
>>68405273
If you're like some built, strong jawed, 6'2 unequivocally american, welp, don't get your hopes up pal
>>68405310
A lot of peruvians that come here are countrymen, poor background criminals, everything from petty thieves to drug-related hitmen, so there isn't a quite good image of Peru, but I have a couple of peruvian friends and acquaintances, and they're chill
>>68405273
no, thieves evaluate you by looking at your clothes, gests and how you act around people, they dont give a shit about the color of your skin.
just dont be mad if some one calls you negro, its not at insult most of the time
>>68405273
american black? that a VERY different black, and those that know better will know you are def not poor. However, if you are the stereotype american black, theyll leave you alone since you'll be a bull on steroids
>>68405348
South america is very racist.
But instead of just a handful of classifications, they have a pecking order for every shade of skintone and looks between whites, Asians, natives, and blacks.
>>68405310
They used to be our province, fucking Bolivar, the traitor, separated them from us
>>68405310
we are usually fine about each other, we are still kinda mad about them due the betrayal the last time we were allies
>>68405273
If you are well built and walk confidently (and acting as if you knew where you were going not a lost tourist) yeah, they will probably ignore you.
You will get called negro all the time, don't take it as an insult because we don't, we are used to lots of stuff that would get your nearest college triggered to death.
>>68405402
Yeah but it's literally only banter if you are good then you are good.
>>68405437
negro literally means black
>>68405273
People specially thieves will notice if you aren't from there. And with "there" I also mean people from other parts of the city walking where they haven't gone before.
They don't need to assume that you are poor. If your clothes are good, you have a backpack, a wallet, a clock or anything you can be targeted because they won't give a fuck. Now if you're a 6'3'' nigger then maybe they won't try to directly assault you alone so your best bet is stay in the nice areas specially at night and don't talk to people, follow them, "help" them with something.
>>68405439
Indeed, took me a while to learn that them calling me all sorts of variations of white or pale things was just banter.
>>68405310
I personally love Bolivia. I feel them as little brothers. I'm sorry about your president, please, work hard to throw him out. We just choosed the best president we could ever dream after months of antirats walks. Is hard, but you can do it!
>>68405402
We are racist in the sense that we will make fun of you because of your color but at the end of the day you will be our good friend, unlike you fuckers that used to inforce segregation laws and nowadays have stupid stuff like affirmative action and black lives matters
>>68405469
yeah man its all good
>>68405478
Im peruvian man
>>68405482
No worries, many thought I was Argentinian and not from the states.
Usually I didn't correct them.
>>68405478
>We just choosed the best president we could ever dream
PPK is a fucking lobbyist, he doesn't give a shit about this country you stupid goy, he was actually much better than Keiko the drug dealer but still we are fucked, if you really believe PPK is the best we can get you are either underage or just retarded
>>68405513
>literally peru with leaf
>>68405537
hehehe yep
>>68404046
Just like US universities!
>>68405348
>woks as an IT guy
>some times i have to fix shit in a restourant or some plublic place like that
>white old woman proceeds to ask me to server her some drink
>then she starts to complain about something she didnt like about that place that day
>she could complaing to the manager or some one else there but no she choose me
>proceed to tell her that i dont work there
>she gets more annoyed and complains about me to the manager
>the manager complains to my boss about me.
and i dont even work for them i just repair their shit when shits fails also
> buy a bottle of fresh watter in the street to a andean woman she sell mes the water for $2 when its $1.50, her andean friend ask her why while im leaving
> its because "look at his face he's white"
>>68405526
Don't throw it off so quickly, we'll see his true colors when he deals with gramercy, hopefully in an exemplary manner.
>>68405589
How do YOU know? We need an american here to tell if this is true.
>>68405627
Literally 60 seconds in /pol/.
>>68405594
jajajajajajaja
>cuzco, or anywhere really
>You get charged double if they realize you are not from the area (fucker got money)
>>68405665
>/pol/
Are you fucking serious?
>>68405697
Yes, I am.
Where do you think you are?
>>68405761
On /sp/, you dumb meme boi.
>>68402920
It's in our blood.
>>68405798
You know what I'm talking about.
In any case, if you don't want /pol/, then... how about some Sargon of Akkad videos? They are actually not /pol/-approved because he is a (quote) "leftie".
>>68405820
>>68405798
... actually, scratch that. Have you ever heard of SJWs?
>>68405861
I mean, I know /pol/ is full of leftist aryan white supremasist bs, but I don't think they represent as much percentage of leftist as there are here. Leftist here a just dumb as cunt.
>>68405960
The SJW is the natural evolution [or involution] of the dinoleftie that is still common here.
>>68402572
Clear knee
>>68401456
Esta bien Kenji, anda cachate un perro nomas
>>68402075
Si men que mierda osea solo a los cholitos les vacila los animes asi en exceso.
