Just give them the trophy already.
schweinsteiger und neuer sind götter
>>68388062
Goalkepper is trash
>>68388062
And that's what differentiates Germany and England
noia is trash 2bh
>>68388062
Lucky fucking shits.
>>68388206
He had quite a number of amazing saves, what are you talking about.
>>68388206
Take a >(You)
>>68388289
/sp/ 'experts'
>>68388206
Babby's first bait
^>GERMANY FIRST TEAM TO WIN WITH A LEAD OF MORE THAN 1 GOAL
CONFIRMED CUP WINNER
CONFIRMED CUP WINNER
IT'S OVER EVERYONE ELSE JUST GO HOME!
>>68388062
>Neuer
>Boateng
>Kroos
>Schweinsteiger
>Müller
>Özil
Who can stop them?
>>68388368
ISIS.
>>68388062
we're pretty good, but I have a feeling we're gonna choke in the semi-finals or something
Fuck Germany!
>>68388368
>Ozil
>You
>playing ozil on the left
>>68388430
>The flag
Top kek
>>68388368
bugger eating cunt
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER FUßBALL GOTT
We can beat them
>>68388062
Can't beat that luck, so yea, I agree.
>>68388430
>still mad after all these years
lel
>>68388139
Das
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Fr_g4OsYs
WHO CAN STOP THIS MADMAN ?
>>68388437
>Ozil
>O
It's Özil you dumb cunt.
>>68388430
>that flag
>this post
>>68388430
>>68388206
>>68388264
look at them and laugh
>>68388466
He was playing in the center of 90% of the game you fucking sperg.
>>68388536
>he even sniffs it afterwards
>>68388543
Implying I give a fuck enough to spell a Turk's name right
Italy senpai
Germans just don't know how to act after winning. Disrespectful shitbags.
Not so fast, England are still in this...
>>68388640
7 - 1
We need to apply mememagick to Poland, the turks must be stopped
>>68388640
>this flag
literally müllel
>>68388640
7
:
1
>>68388430
7 - 1
>>68388640
H U E
>>68388504
>even used the ß
i'm very impressed, Nigel
>>68388466
dumb frogposter
>>68388591
>not posting the fixed one with correct scorelines
>>68388368
>Who can stop them?
Italy usually does that.
>>68388504
He's the German Jamie Vardy
>>68388658
>Eng "what is converting chances" Land
They will flop against Poland.
>>68388640
Germany will not make it bro
It's staying at home
How can you win the European Championship if you're not European?
>mustafi
>>68388640
Fresh from the brazilian Salt mines...
>>68388640
>>68388430
B U T T
H
U
R
T
>>68388062
And I thought our defence was bad...
>>68388809
I'm so sick of Americunt faggot
>>68388640
Fucking hell lad learn to handle bants or go to your designated safe space. Not that there is a lot of safe space in Brazil.
>>68388809
he looks european
>>68388726
I dated a german girl for 2 years, English people butchering your language triggers me now
>>68388809
How come you call yourself United States of "America" if your president is Obongo from Kenya
Thank you based Mannschaft, I won 7 euro thanks to you.
Ok guys memes aside you dont really think this was an impressive performance, right? The ukranians were afraid as fuck, not even one clear goal chance
>>68388869
Sorry for hurting your feeling Mohammed. Please don't attack me. I'll be more tolerant next time I swear!
>>68389002
lol wut? they were literally 1 cm away from scoring.
Schweinsteiger GOAT
Neuer GOAT
Goateng
Würde Neuer den Schwanz lutschen
>>68389016
t.paquito de la taqueria de paquito
>>68389016
Fuck you americunt
>>68389002
Compared to the Ukrains, it was masterfull. But yeah, not the best game.
>>68389016
fuck off trayvon da silva
Easily the best team so far. Go easy on us krauts
>>68389016
your gayness is haram
>>68388809
Albania is Europe, you stupid lardass
>>68389002
didn't expect much from the opening match honestly. i hope they play better against poland
I've been thinking about move to Germany, since they forgot how to fuck over there I want to apply myself to satisfy their women.
>>68389052
>>68389057
>>68389128
>>68389136
stay salty my friends
>>68388062
Bench Götze first.
>>68389184
Hofer pls go
At some point they'll have to lose.
Can honestly only see them losing to us or France maybe.
>>68389168
>7 (seven) - 1
>>68389168
once I culturally enriched a German girl
felt good
>>68388139
>Bas Dost
>Das Bost
>>68389241
>not Italy
you don't much about us, do you?
Why did /sp/ tell me kroos was shit?
>>68389243
Yes, but when I move to Germany I will inherit their titles! Also, free feminazis to domesticate without rivalry.
>>68389168
Just throw away your passport and take a boat
>>68389305
Because, according to /sp/, passing sideways is easy and doesn't contribute anything
>>68389316
this is actually brilliant because mixed brazilians look syrian, looks like >we have a plan
/LTIERALLY/
LITERALLY THE FIRST THING OUR COMMENTATOR SAYS AFTER THE GOAL:
>"MUSTAFI, son of Albanian parents!"
This fucking disgusting cuckland.
If this is the first thing that pops up in their leftist minds, you can be sure, if Germany would win, our media would use it for months for their disgusting multiculutralism and xenophilia propaganda.
We can only hope """German""" team will fuck up soon.
/LITERALLY/
>>68388062
Truth is they're good. But if they win this in France i'm ready to bet that all the German fans will get some for all the times their ancestors gave ours some.
Not saying it's a good thing.
But be ready to see every volkswagen, mercedes and other German cars attacked on sight.
>>68389305
Because he has been so fucking average since his transfer to Halal. A German lad told me he was just being used in the wrong position/way, and after watching this game I'm thinking he might just have been right.
>>68389291
Yeah I know never write them off until it's official and all that. but seriously this edition they've come with a really average squad, I always want them to do good but I just can't see them getting far this time around.
>>68388206
Are you kidding me??? Neuer is the best goalkeep there is
>>68389308
No matter how much I try I just can't say things like that, not because of single match - even liking football as much as I like. And yet Germans say things way worse about us... I rather prefer their company, fuck them all. I just don't care about their existence at all!
>>68389404
Are you going to post this in every thread kevin? Are you this mad?
>>68389404
Too late. You're going to win that Euro and you're going to like it.
>>68389442
He was used as a sole defensive midfielder a lot but he's been great as a CM over the past 6 months
>>68389463
>I rather prefer their company, fuck them all.
leave their company*
>>68389404
>this /pol/ spammer in every fucking thread
ronny pls, relax
your hartz IV money will surely come, be patient
https://twitter.com/picchiodibrutto/status/742091786047344640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/picchiodibrutto/status/742097427314937856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>68388640
remember the goalocaust.
>>68388206
Guillermo Ochoa is the shit.
But even all his talent couldn't save Ajaccio from L2.
I got to see him play like he always do, jumping everywhere, and doing amazing saves, which he had many occasions to do every match.
Great player.
>>68389454
u wot m8?
>>68389647
U double what m8?
>>68388640
Bra7i1
Give them the trophy already
>>68389582
who did he shake hands with after that?
They have an army of unpleased women:
"In Germany, an average of 8.2 children were born per 1,000 inhabitants over the past five years."
Now I know where I going for vacations...
>>68389052
Ultra kek
>>68389755
you may get an ugly one, but she will still either make you wear a condom or be on the pill
here, in the civilized world, we have something called birth control
>>68389739
no bully pls
Fuck Neuer.
That smug air he takes while blocking the Ukrainian player after his horrible blunder. He knows the ref won't move because BEST KEEPER IN THE WORLD.
Fuck him and his sweeper keeper meme.
>>68389739
>tfw you can't even give them a participation trophy
:^)
>>68389573
> your hartz IV money will surely come, be patient
You have to have worked before for Hartz IV money. No good outlook for Ronny.
>>68389584
7 million victims
>>68388812
kek
>>68389647
Chelsea here. No he's not. He could/should be, but he really really isn't, not yet anyway. I'm still in pain from Charlie "I should be working at a construction site" Adam's goal from his own fucking half. It's shit like that that's keeping him from being the best. He can play like his life depends on it sometimes, and then out of nowhere just bottle it.
>>68389853
it wasn't a foul, defenders block players like this all the time when they want to let the ball go out of play and it's never called
>>68389818
Dude, we can insult each other the whole night, but I don't feel good saying these things - also, they have nothing to do with football. It's enough to say that you guys just don't know how to win.
>>68390004
Ok, fair assessment desu.
>>68388591
greatest day in my life tbqhm8, even tops the one where I lost my virginity
>Manchester United player scores
You're welcome, Germany.
Funny that Spain, France, Germany and England's best players are all United lads, isn't it?
(de Gea, Martial, Schweinsteiger, Rooney)
>>68390206
Don't forget Sweden. (Zlatan)
>>68388745
this one?
>>68388504
>>68388726
>>68388957
ehem
Writing ß in Caps is wrong though
>>68388957
culturally enriched
>>68390206
>Manchester United player
He will forever be a Bavarian, you bong
>>68389755
Germans like those in the picture are 1 out of 10000. The most german woman look like disgusting orcs. Literally man shoulders and faces.
>>68390332
the 4-0 is so fucking beatifull and humiliating
>>68390559
>like those
Dude, you fell for the cheerleader effect.
Only one of those girls has a tolerable face.
Still, get the fuck back to the land of your donkey fucking ancestors, you subhuman.
>>68389168
We got it under control man. 7-1 btw.
>>68390651
Nobody called you, It's a conversation among westerns and you're just after the good old Constantinopla.
>>68390650
Aber ich bin Deutsch du dummer Hurensohn.
>>68390332
That angle on the last goal...
>>68389168
>he thinks it's the men who don't want children
I have bad news for you Jõãõ
>>68390907
>westerners
yeah pretty far west
>>68391329
>muslim roach has opinions
hmm
>>68391423
oh shit im sorry have a banana
they'll chose against Italy
>>68390040
I don't think you have any right to talk trash to literally one of the most powerful and based nations in the world, seeing as Brazil is basically third world tier. Shit, you guys aren't even good at football anymore.
>>68390206
I realise this is bait but I just can't stop myself.
>de gay
yes I actually agree with this, but it's very debatble
>martial
no chance in hell
>schweinsteiger
maybe 5 years ago
>rooney
are you even trying?
>>68391162
is it Podolski? i was always wondering why he had 20 finishing on FM
>>68388368
2010-2012 Spain
>>68391783
It's Andre Schurrle.
>>68391710
Girls fuck with you,not with your pasport.
>>68391710
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway_at_the_FIFA_World_Cup
>>68388246
Austria.
You are German.
But you aren't English.
Do I have to say something else?
>>68391783
Podolski is way past his prime, 8-10 years ago he was good
>>68391783
It's Schürrle m8
>>68391831
>he actually believes this shit
I have had sex while on vacation in Spain purely based on the fact that I was pretending to be a le classy englishman. I just said I was from London and next thing you know I was getting laid.
>>68391894
He played a good season at Galatasaray, tho.
>>68391824
okay thank you
>>68391894
yeah
its just that ronaldo and messi are the only other two players on the game with 20 finishing its kinda lol
>>68391937
Kebab league though, I mean he was a Top 5 forward back around 2006-2009
>>68391989
>I mean he was a Top 5 forward back around 2006-2009
What the actual fuck am I reading? He was maybe top 50
>>68391937
>he played a good season
nobody in the team played a good season desu
>>68391989
kebab league is way better than burger league will ever be
>>68392042
Our top athletes aren't in our league, it's not really a fair comparison when soccer is the 4th/5th sport here for the average person
>>68388062
Not so fast.
>>68388368
Italy tgqhfam :(
>>68392167
Negan kill confirmed
>beat Ukraine by 1 goal
>suddenly the goats
Jej what a great sport you fags have
>>68388957
what was her name?
>>68389755
You know all the beer servers at Oktoberfest are just wannabe models from all over the world hoping to get noticed and signed by a magazine or whatever right?
If only you had a world class striker...
>>68392167
>delusional gypsy
germany will walk it
>>68394627
They don't really need one. Gotze and Muller can manage, with Kroos behind feeding them.
>>68394723
>Russia has accumulated (1) one point so far compared to Croatia's (3) three
>>68390987
Dann halt einfach's Maul, du dreckiger Spast.
>>68394928
It's not like they need one, but If they had one, they would be unstoppable.
And Gotze hasn't played that much this year.
tfw no lahm or klose anymore
