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New rules package could make this the race of the season lads.
1st for danica
Here's to BASED Newman smashing up Logano's car again...
Islam is a religion of peace
>>68374065
PLEASEEEE LET THIS HAPPEN
>>68373901
>Danica will never grope your rules package
>>68373901
I'm gonna go out on a limg and say that Larson gets over his hump and wins today.
penskewinslol tbqh
rolling for winner
>>68373901
>Michigan
>Race of the season
pick one and only one
rolling for the driver who wrecks within 10 laps
>>68374344
you were close to 41 Anon.
>>68374406
Bayne?
stream?
rolling for the lap when tony stewarts day goes to shit
>>68374503
kek
>>68374569
It took you 11 minutes, get it together
>>68374503
hahahahaha that sounds about right
can they take the mic out of DWs mouth when hes sucking on fucking werthers originals
>>68374553
>>>/pol/
back to your containment board
>>68374403
>>68374553
Cool stories, bros
>>68374628
>>>/lgbt/
back to yours
>>68374628
>says this while posting on a containment board
>>68374628
I have multiple tabs open, don't worry.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/PBXdTEJ7Gdw
stream
C H A S E
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WIN WHEN?
>no boogity boogity boogity
DW is losing his edge
>>68374850
insider at fox told me this is his last year in the booth
How will the pit crew fuck trox today?
>>68374932
about as hard as achmed is fucking your wife
>>68374892
Yeah I wish
is nascar the only race series that constantly changes the rules throughout the season
so a muslim walks into a gay bar
>>68374982
Jokes on you I have no gf
>>68375049
cause johnny arab executed her
>>68375035
kek
ITS 2016
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>selling out to sprint
>>68375106
He didn't even say the 1st punchline yet. I hear that joke has 50.
>>68375171
i heard 55
is there a stream for a poorfag?
>>68375035
>>68375171
jfc i feel so bad for laughing at this
>>68375250
How hard is it to use ctrl+F?
Also
>de bris imminent
>>68375325
sorry thought I did it before but must've misspelled. Thanks
>>68375275
>this beautiful racing
DW on suicide watch
>multiple lead changes
>some pack racing
This is easily better than CLEANAIRWINSLOL that last year's August race was
>>68375445
Yeah but Kenseth won that race so at least i was happy
say some of this shit to my face jeff
>>68375492
Well I knew you were a tripfag but not a fullfag
only thing left to do now is remove what's left of the splitter and go back to the valence
Downforce babbies being blown the fuck out
Kurt in charge of falling to the rear
>>68375622
>letting drivers have more aids
early kylel
>Kryle
>Michigan is faster than Daytona and Talladega
based logano will win
>you will never chase down an ice cream truck in your Toyota Camry™ to make your asian waifu happy
>>68375511
Why is he wearing a reds helmet?
>>68375929
let me get a qtp2t azn waifu first, one step at a time.
>tfw no average kgf
>BREAD
>TROOX
>caWSHUN
>kekselelski
>kes
FUCK
>Troox
HAHAHAH TROOX WHAT A FAGGOT
>>68376198
>Keklelski
Anyone else here hate Michigan?
>all these cars a lap down
Brad an absolute madman
Kurt down to 26.
How low will we go??
come on Kurt get it together
>that Mark Martin pit road wreck
I forgot about that shit
>dat Mark Martin win
:3
when will dale jr and chase elliot admit that greg ives and alan gustafson are not good crew chiefs?
>>68376485
They've got plenty of time to make adjustments.
It looked like bread hardly took any fuel
>>68376563
I noticed that...
>>68376485
Sorry, but once there's one problem he gives up so he turns to bitching.
>It's another Keselowski runs much farther than anyone thinks is possible on a tank of fuel to win a race episode
>Kyle claiming phantom problems again
sure bud
>>68376613
That used to be his deal. Hopefully Gibson can talk him down from his ledge.
Roger Penske couldn't do it though
It looks like Kyle's car is bouncing around the track?
>inb4 cawshun
>>68376724
Kyle's car is about to shit itself.
BURN, BABY BURN!
>krylel
>Busch doing a newman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1HsZY7N5XY
>KYLEL
>>68376794
fuck usf
side note: Stewart up front
>Spongegar.jpg
>kyle busch
>4 straight sub-30th finishes
OH WELL HE'S ALREADY IN THE CHASE DOESN'T MATTER LOL
>>68376866
is it S O D A C O O K I E S time?
Did the man drive in a circle?
>>68376785
did this happen before Jeff starting doing announcing?
>putting in the clutch stops the engine
wut
>>68376928
Yes you noob
>>68376928
>2003
>>68376923
The current champion accidentally went straight for a segment and destroyed his car.
>>68376928
gordon was in that race
>>68377056
kek
>>68376949
It does if the ignition switch is in the "Off" position.
>>68377068
He finished 3rd even. Kurt Busch won it.
>>68377137
I didn't hear them say that, but I have a tendency to ignore DW
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FUCKING CHRIST
>JR
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JUNEBUG NOOOOOO!!!
What the fuck.
I mist have been sorely mistaken since I thought this was going to be a boring and uneventful race.
>Jewnyer
more proof the dale jr is worthless
>Joonya
FUCK BUESCHER YOU PIECE OF SHIT GET OUTTA NASCAR FAGIT
I missed Pocono last week. Was the racing any better than previous years? (going there for the summer race)
>dale jr will NEVER win
>>68377509
1,500 lbs of downforce
>>68377509
you should have expected downforce babbies to get btfo
>>68377591
It was decent.
dumb PR whore
>>68377591
You missed a pretty decent Pocono race.
>jr out
RIP new aero package
>4th DNF this season
JUST
That was pretty much the 34's fault, honestly.
>we talk about packages too much
What did he mean by this
>Junior may never win another race again
>i think we talk about packages too much
lel
>>68377745
he's subtlety making fun of the Orlando victims
>>68377883
he's gay though
>Harbaugh inserting himself again
>Naners
Hamlin isn't cleaning his tires
>>68378022
Saban pls
>>68377955
nah. I just think he has had such a steady supply of available pussy for so long, he gets bored by it.
>trash on the grille
Hamlin in charge of restarts
>Logano's restarts
this is tony's last chance to win a race
>>68378303
sad really, Gordon had a champion's send off last year, and Tony's will pale by comparison
>>68378382
Gordon didn't miss the first few races of the season
>>68378429
>>68378382
and Gordon didn't kill an unarmed teenager
and Gordon had a better career
>>68378462
>Kevin wuz a gud boy he dindu nuthin
>>68377591
You missed a good race, nigger.
and gordon is sexier than tony
>>68378462
DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>68378462
Stay salty, Kevin's mom.
>>68378680
>He buttons all 3 buttons
>no audible mention of Danica this race
Odd considering she's top 25 right now. I guess DW really is out of it.
>yfw gordon cucked out of his ride by elliott
>>68378595
I'd rather have Tony pinch my ass than sneak
holy fuck this track is fast. someone will die
>>68378382
It's a shame that Stewart is going out with a whimper instead of a bang. That whole incident on the dirt track and him getting injured really fucked him up.
>>68378930
not at all you meming faggot
>>68378930
Jeff would still be driving if it weren't for his back problems
>>68378930
he retired you fucking sperg
>>68378736
I was going to say you're supposed to when you're standing up but that jacket looks retarded
>>68378930
And Stewart is getting "cucked" out of his ride by Clint Bowyer.
>>68379011
>>68379034
>>68379051
>Falling for it
>>68378989
not with the hans device and the safer barrier
>>68379057
Also, the shadows don't match up.
They now have a digital instrument cluster, can make adjustments in-car yet can't have a fuel gauge. Why is this?
>>68379080
is there safer barrier all around?
>>68378992
Tony was never right after the broken right leg
I suspect he has nerve damage and no longer has the same sensitivity and feel in that foot
As we know, throttle control is everything. Tony will not win another Cup race in his career
>>68379131
Don't want to
>>68379182
Who, NASCAR admins or the teams?
BASED LOGANO WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR
>>68379131
Because there is no safety argument to be made for adding one.
>>68379371
Nope. They're going to push Kryle to become back-to-back championships* because he's mildly more marketable than Hurrvick.
>Jimmie
reminder that Joey Logano has done literally nothing wrong and rednecks only hate him because hes not one of them
>>68379473
esakUqfvgeR
>>68379571
he's a cuck
Pace car? Hah! Johnson sets his own pace!
>>68379373
So what you're saying is running out of gas doesn't create a safety issue in racing?
>>68379571
fuck off tom
>>68379571
You don't know the history of Joey Logonzo or you're a troll
either way, (You)
>>68379371
That nigger won it last year.
Highest victory count, and damn near the highest top 5's and 10's.
He should have been the series champ, but instead we get the bullshit "chase" lottery champions....
>>68379694
10/10
>>68379632
even so gauges aren't that accurate
my car ran out of fuel one time when it said there was some
also, one of my friends ran the range down to 0.0 and we easily drove a couple more miles
>yfw larson going kamikaze
>Earnhardt clan
>Go FAS Racing
>It's the slowest car every week
Stewart DNF incoming
Do you think Junior will buy Jeffrey a happy meal to cheer him up?
>jeffrey earnhardt's sponsor
>>68379958
It's Go Fetal Alcohol Syndrome not Go Fast
>>68379799
And you're comparing your shitboxes to race cars because ...
>>68380009
YOU JUST KNOW
>>68379833
BANZAI Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!
>>68379632
More or less. More accurately, running out of gas is a known factor, teams know when they are pushing their fuel limits. It's not something that will come up unexpectedly unless there is a fuel leak.
>quality fox camera work
>>68380086
my daily driver is a viper
>it's a lelgano race
Root Beer Float Time!
>>68380230
true definition of a shitbox family
I would kill for a Cheerwine Float right about now but I've got to lose about 15 pounds before I can even think of ice cream.
>>68380092
oh i KNOW
>>68380283
>Root Beer Float
I wonder how good this future Larson vs. Elliot rivalry will be.
>>68380424
>>68380513
The purest OTP
>>68380541
>>68380339
i also have a lambo
>>68380388
Good job holding to your goal, anon. You can do it!
anybody else here that whooshing sound?
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BASED CHASE
CHASE IN THE LEAD
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>this pack racing
CHASE HAULIN ASS
Jesus H. Christ there was a huge wreck in the IndyCar race. Newgarden's hurt.
>>68381536
RIP in piss.
>>68381536
webbum or vid?
>>68381536
It was a pretty horrific accident
>>68381536
hope they ban ovals
>>68381536
fuck
>>68381536
Why tf they still running those things on ovals?
>>68381705
so, no more Indianapolis 500?
>>68381739
Looks like an RC car.
>>68381762
fine with me
>dw bringing up tony's murder
savage
>Smiff
>Thread ded because everyone tuned into the IndyCar race to figure out how Josef Newgarden isn't dead right now
>>68375035
someone finished the joke
https://youtu.be/5UE8F4PR8r4
Daly and Newgarden crash
>>68382521
fuck
did the wheel slam into the driver's head?
>>68382521
>Newgarden just ragdolls after getting out of the car
Damn
>>68382521
holy shit the stands are empty does nobody give a shit about indycar?
>>68382521
Damn, I hope he's going to be okay.
>Chess
>>68382892
The race was supposed to be last night
>>68382892
to be fair it's a rain-delayed race, was supposed to be run last night.
>>68382875
That's probably when he felt his shoulder or collarbone finally. And it's pretty common for drivers to do that after a hard crash.
>>68382892
The race was supposed to be last night and even today it got delayed.
>>68382988
Texas also has a massive grandstand
>Lelliot and the curse of the 24
>>68382521
Jesus. Not really an Indycar fan, but those drivers are brave to drive those things. Their crashes are always brutal.
why can I go 400 miles on a full tank (12 gallons) of gas but NASCARs can only go 50 miles
>Sneak
>muh young guns
why are the non-asshole drivers always bad on restarts?
>>68383044
I'm sure the likely concussion didn't help matters either. Don't often see drivers go canopy-up into the wall like that, bad wreck all around, hope he'll be ok.
DANICA NOOO!!!!
GO LOGANO
PENSKE 1-2
>Scat
>Danicles
>Case of Beers
Danica of course
>Danicles
Also, I think Troox restarted too early and fucked up Chase.
>>68383241
The goddess doesn't deserve this.
WHO FUCKED DANICA UP AGAIN GODDAMNIT SHE WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD RACE
>>68383184
U serious?? chase is a faggot
>>68383184
Elliott's been bretty gud on restarts most of the year, don't know what happened there
>>68383374
YEAH ANOTHER STRONG TOP 25
>>68383390
>a fucking leaf
>>68383154
Because you don't have an 850HP 5.8L V8
>Brian Scott Being a Noob
I knew you boys just wanted to see me on teevee
>>68383390
>this faggot leaf is back
>>68383456
too bad u didnt get shot up faggot.
>>68383427
>>68383390
it's just that any time a likeable driver is lined up against johnson or kyle busch or logano the bigger fag gets a huge advantage
>>68383552
Nice!
>McDonald's Towing
>>68383154
Drive 100+ MPH and see what happens to your gas mileage.....
>>68383154
what kind of car do you drive
and what is the engine?
>betting it's a pussy ass L4
>>68384145
2.2 ecotec
Johnson with another excellent save
>>68383834
>>68384145
why do people reply to this kind of shit
>Jimmie
>Blaney
>Bayne
>NO SURVIVORS
>cawshuns breed cawshuns
BAYNE CRASHING THIS JOHNSON
>>68384298
lel idk
>locked in chase babbys getting mad
why?
>this stream
>>68384414
wouldn't you be mad if some idiot wrecked you after 3 hours of driving?
>>68384414
A bunch of folks don't really care about the chase, just general race performance of their favorite drivers every week.
USE THE GAS PEDAL ON THE RESTARTS CHASE
>>68384485
>Muh iR
>Muh SR
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR VERIZON I MEAN COME ON
>>68384563
The chase is little more than musical chairs with race cars.
I just enjoy a good race.
>>68384581
He's taking after Gawdun
ITS 2016
Does Chase just not know how to restart?
Chase pls. I want to believe
>Smoke with brake problems
Tony is cursed
I honestly don't understand how logano always shoots off the line every single restart.
chase is gaining
Chase is slowly gaining. Not sure if Logano is trying to save fuel or something.
>>68385130
REELIN IM INNNN
Chase pls, save us from lelgano
>>68384237
>2.2 Ecotec
>comparing a 150hp 4 cylinder engine to a 700hp v8 engine
get the fuck out,
>>68385191
No one needs to save fuel. Everyone is good to the end.
>>68383834
he drives a Chevy Sonic.....i highly doubt he can go past 90mph without hitting the rev limiter
>>68384839
he's saving fuel
>>68385333
He's been "saving fuel" on every restart then
>Bayne enacting his master plan again
>>68385369
maybe he's choking, i dunno, he has the best car right now tho, he's slowly gaining on Cancer, so
Back when the Gen6 was new they said they were trying to cut costs by mandating the cars stay more or less the same for short tracks, superspeedways, and road courses, because back in the day they built VERY different cars for the three.
These tiny little spoilers look better, the speeds are insane, and the competition is better than it's been in years. Why have they not just mandated them for every track?
>>68385441
Not anymore
>>68385452
That would be a good idea, something which was banned by Brian France.
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>danny
GET FUCKED HAMLIN FUCK YOU
>DENNIS
>Hamlel
>>68385452
they eventually will
NASCAR is more or less beta testing right now
rumor i'm hearing is that next year they will do away with the splitter
>Hamlel
>Danny
will this caution give chase enough of a break to stop saving fuel?
Chase can always do so fucking well but something always fucks him at the end.
He will win at some point but fuck.
Wew what a crash.
>final on yellow flag
Why NASCAR do this?
>>68385557
we can only hope, that damn splitter causes more problems than it's worth.
why don't they put safer barriers on walls on highways?
HONK HONK
>Denny Hamlin
>Goodyear in charge of making tires that can go 220MPH
>>68385545
Gotta catchem all
>>68385595
>the Sneak curse
Elliot's last chance
Come on you glorious bastard, save us from lelganno
What was with all the talk about Bayne? FS1 hasn't even shown much of him.
>inb4 Harvick or Edwards wins
logano deliver us to victory
>>68385768
Bayne has been running top 15 all day mostly, got loose and put jimmie into the wall.
>>68385771
anyone but Lelgano.
>chase elliott restart
>>68385768
Bayne put Jimmy into the wall.
y-you can do it Chase
Chase should be good now, no?
>>68385833
no a gibbs win would be even worse than cancer logano
>Larson in 3rd
>>68385832
>>68385850
Thanks.
>>68385884
No.
>>68385557
>>68385452
So... less lip spoiler, front ends that aren't 1/4" off the ground... why, it's almost like they're going to look a little more like OEM vehicles instead of spec-built cookie cutter monstrosities, and it's making the competition better too.
>>68385634
it's being tested, actually
the SAFER Barrier was developed by a team of engineers at the University of nebraska in the late 90's for IndyCar
it's the same lab that does armco studies for roadways
pic related
same density foam in those spaces
>shithouse
fucking chase can't get going
>steakhouse
>Steakhouse
Should've thrown a meme yellow
>>68386015
they're saving it for overtime
>>68385634
Being tested and is fitted in some road ways in Nebraska, (the SAFER Barrier system was developed by engineers at the University of Nebraska) but the main thing preventing it nationwide is simply Money and lack of federal money
besides, ricocheting cars off those walls back across the roadways into oncomming traffic is bad
>>68386074
no they want the joey's first win of the year plus ford at michigan meme win
>chase in charge of restarts
>>68386121
but muh chase rookie meme
>logano win
worst race of this shitty season lads
At least it wasn't a JGR shitfest.
Not a Logano fan but glad he's gonna win, cuz he'll make the Chase better.
Need some HMS cars to get wins now tho. And Larson.
>>68386172
Kyle Larson will never win a race so long as he remains at Ganassi
Good race, shit finish.
REDNECKS, HICKS AND COMMIFORNIANS BTFO
Lame.
good race, shitty finish
>lelgano win
based Logano
>>68386216
delete your 4chan account Tom
ROTY this year will come down to
Ryan Blaney and Chase Elliot, in order to be in the running you have to have run a full season, meaning every race, so far both of them have fit that criteria, however, if ryan fails to qualify for a race (doubt it) it will go to Chase by default
>>68386161
i guess logano is more marketable to whatever demographic sellout nascar wants to pander to
pretty good bernout though
>>68386121
SHR moving to Ford is looking like a less retarded idea these days, but why in the living fuck would they form a technical partnership with Yates instead of Penske? That's like saying "I want Chip Ganassi's engines, not Hendrick's."
As much as it wasn't a cleanairwinslol race it sorta ended up like that anyways
Better racing than last year but only marginally
>>68386216
based logano
>>68386280
Penske gets their engines from Yates.
for anyone curious
DMR posted some pics of the renders for the new NASCAR Heat game
https://twitter.com/dmrnascarheat/status/742086279207243776
>>68386280
doesn't penske use RFR equipment?
>>68386308
fuck off tom
What does Miss Sprint wear under her firesuit?
>>68386280
>he doesn't know that Penske doesn't build their own engines
they get them from yates, chucklefuck
>>68385452
The problem is that when they run less downforce they also go faster on the straights. They have to find a way to balance out the racing package and tires for the lower downforce and also make it better to watch. Which is what's happened and the drivers have been calling for.
>>68386552
no splitter
no side arches
higher ground clearance
lower beltline and roof
>danica is now ready to fuck
>>68386613
They need to make the god damned cars symmetrical again
There is an asymmetry to produce sideforce
However, it also produces a pressure gradient in the turbulent wake behind the car
A car following and attempting to pass feels a downforce gradient across its hood as a result which causes the car to go tight
This is what prevents passing in NASCAR
>>68385924
think 80's gen 3.
yes i know that's a clip from a movie but it pretty much shows what they want to accomplish
>>68386896
teams actually bought body panels and some parts directly from the manufacturer back then too
>YFW you realize GM had three brands in one series at the same time
>>68374106
build wall
>>68379958
Seriously. How is it even possible? They weren't that bad last year. I'm surprised Can Am still wants anything to do with them
>>68384607
Kek, I got it
