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>go to play football
>this is the only ball left
>>68362099
>It's been sitting outside through the winter and is rock hard
>>68362099
At least it's not a tennis ball.
>>68362099
>grew up in rural burgerland
>I will never know the feel of playing a game of football with my neighboorhood friends
just kill me now senpai
>take turns retrieving the ball from the field behind the goal
>losing the match
>your turn to retrieve the ball coming up
>kick the ball as far as you can, then run home
>>68362099
Those balls deserve a ceremony before being buried
>still kick the shit out of it
>>68362099
those are the best matches m7. enjoy
>>68362208
Tbh i cant imagine feeling that feel
>>68362218
are you a cunt in your adult life as well?
thank you for reminding me of my childhood, we use to play football almost every day and we had balls that looked liked this
now it's just pic related
>>68362099
>playing with this ball in the rain
It was like kicking a bowling ball
>Goalie throws it and rips off a chunk of the ball
>>68362218
>taking turns
>not the kid who kicked it has to go get it
>>68362241
this
if it's half flat we're fucked, if it's pumped up it's a great ball
>>68362099
>the UK is now a third world country of countries
>>68362208
>not kicking it solo against a wall until your feet bled
>>68362099
>it finally tears
>you fill it with rocks
>run ahead and ask your friend to pass it long
>>68362268
this
>ball is stuck on a tree
>use the spare ball to throw it in order for the ball to fall off
>ball falls off but the spare ball is now on the tree
>repeat
>>68362235
it's an absolute shit feel man
>closest neighbors were almost a mile away
>not enough kids at school to form any kind of sports team
literally didn't play a single game of soccer in my youth
>always picked last
>only allowed to play goalie or defense
>the fat kid is always the keeper
who /lastmanback/ here?
although to be fair a couple of my friends used to like playing in goal
We used to play with stones.
>>68362393
Oh shit das me
>be good at footy
>switch to basketball for some years
>come back to footy
>only good at defense bc of physique
I used to be midfielder
>always picked last because weakling
>prove myself again and again, scoring, passing, being everywhere on the field and fighting
>always picked last
>tfw couldn't play in the same team with best friend because we were the two best and had to be separated
>it's so worn that you pull the sleeping off, leaving just the rubber bit.
>you go to boot it long, but the ball is so light the wind blows it back over your head.
>keeper is autistic and shys away from the ball
>score OG
Y
>>68362411
>aluminium foil rolled into a ball
>faggot nu male cuck teacher tried to ban kicking the ball above head height because like one little kid got hit in the head once
>the whole class stormed the principals office and got it overturned right in front of his face
ITT:
i was good but somthing bad happened
>>68362241
this is my life right here lel
>TFW YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH THIS BALL
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68362498
Yeh, got older and lost all fitness.
>>68362251
>that lad's mental staff runs onto the pitch, is able to get a grip on the ball, runs off and savages it
>Owner of ball who plays like shit gets angry and blows the whole game
>decides to leave
>no second ball
>>68362498
i scored a hattrick in local cup semi final at age 13-14 and assisted two in the final from left wing, local team youth wanted me to play for them but i started playing WoW instead and quit football
now im on 4chan
>class gets new ball
>ruin it the same day by shooting it at a fucking lightning-rod
>have to buy another one
>>68362393
Guilty. Sweeper man back when there were, well, when there hadn't been sweepers for like 30 years.
>>68362560
you are cunt
and you should kill yourself (not meme)
>>68362443
They probably just didn't like you
>>68362372
>tallest
>only allowed to be in goal
>>68362393
>>68362412
mah nigga.
>tfw licking delicious tears off striker faggots
>>68362372
>>68362372
>tfw always one of the first to be picked in all sports
feels good to be naturally talented
>the sound of metal studded boots hitting the concrete with a 'clicker-clacker clicker-clacker' as you and your classmates jog out of the changing rooms onto the concrete towards the field on a frosty and misty morning
>Climb on the school roof
>Balls everywhere
Was like discovering Tut's tomb.
>that fucking kid that would just goal hang BEHIND the goal the entire game and get sneaky tap ins
>>68362363
I had the same prob till I found some Latinos in the city. Don't understand them but art least they have a league :D
>this is the official school ball
>>68362328
>not practicing keepie uppies in the hopes that once you break 100 the kids at school might like you
eww are you gay or something lol??
you were all normies, couple years ago????
>>68362830
>That kid that always crushed the bottle
>>68362830
This is the patrician ball
>>68362775
>that one kid who monkey-hangs on the beam
>the goal falls on him and kills him
>>68362830
i thought this was your ball
>>68362452
>not having a monopoly on the playground and always picking the teams yourself, putting yourself with your best friend
who /played with tennis ball/ here?
>>68362916
>>68362916
most kids are normies, it's only when we got to our teens really that it all went wrong
>>68363005
Yes, the school banned full size footballs because so many windows were smashed
>>68363005
>juggle the tennis ball
>small kid wants me to pass it to him
>volley it at him
>glasses were had
>>68362231
implying you have even played football m8
We had three astro pitches with proper goals as well as a couple of fields to fuck around on
>tfw getting to upper sixth and having your pick of all the pitches
>>68362934
That's the "holy fuck stop hitting my shins" ball.
>>68363118
kill me
I still play 5 a side lads, you should do it too. Good for keeping fit + bantz
>a bag and a tire mark the extend of the goal
>>68363118
yep. 15 is where it all went wrong.
I have these photos to prove it. went on the same holiday two years in a row and in the first photos I was a happy kid with a genuine smile. And the next year I look depressed as fuck
>>68363267
prove it
>>68363262
>the ball goes high and everyone argues if it was withing the limits or not
>>68363132
Having them banned for seeing how many tiles u and ur friends can kick out of the ceiling :( good times XD
>>68362372
>tfw the pressure at school always made me play shit but after school I was like messi
>>68362268
We would go to the nearest car repair shop to get it pumped.
I've played with ball that didn't even had white bits anymore.
>>68363323
>XD
>>68363361
>taking the bait
>>68363396
>being counter-baited
>>68362268
This on so many levels, also when it's half flat and wet... prepare your anus
>>68363426
>being reverse counter-baited
>>68363313
It all depends on whether the keeper would jump that high or not
>>68363396
>>68363426
>>68363457
epic ahaha
>>68362775
that was me lel
>tfw master tactician
>>68362099
>getting smashed in the face with a wet half flat dirty ball
>that one kid who just kinda stands there thorough the whole game
>>68363587
Yeah that was me
>that kid who play like shit but is always playing for the best team because of his friends
:^))))
we used to have class vs class matches at lunchtime and we took them extremely seriously. people used to fight and argue for days about if a goal should have counted and kids would cry if they lost
shit was a pretty legit rivalry
>the fat kid with a dynamite kick
>he blasts the ball and nails you right in the face
my cheek was red for hours lads.
>>68363673
That was me.
Like a fucking cannon I tell you.
>it's phys ed with girls episode
>can't play hard
>the game is 14-9 but it's getting dark
>a sudden scream "whichever scores first wins"
>everyone is pumped as fuck and the match lastes 10 minitues full of dirty game, running and brawls
>>68363669
same here. near the end of the year especially we would have serious life or death matches.
>older kids want the field for themselves
>>68363743
>tfw growing up to be the older kids
>>68363704
i believe it. i bet if a lot of these fat kids got fit they'd be GOAT.
> tfw
>>68363743
>older guys pick a couple of good players and the rest fuck off back home
>NO SHOOTING FROM INSIDE THE PENALTY SQUAREEEEEEE
based thread
>>68363673
>>68363704
been on both sides of this
>wear shoes that are hybrid hiking boots with a big, rubber toe
>no control whatsoever
>brutal toe punts everywhere
goal keepers: allowed to score or not?
Who /didntreallywanttogetpassedto/ here
>that girl who wanted to play and was actually not bad
i got a crush on her and did nothing about it kek
>>68363846
FLYING KEEPERS REEEEE
>>68363853
Fuck this is me, i was so fucking clueless with the ball and got anxiety whenever someone passed to me, i ended up becoming goalkeeper
>>68363853
me as a kid. my parents signed me up for soccer at like 6-7 years old and i didn't want to play. i just sat around and picked grass a lot of the time
>>68363846
Player who is closest to the goal is the goalie.
>>68363902
lel
>that kid that had a really powerful shot and other kids would move away when he shot the ball
>that one kid that would shoot the ball in a neighbor's backyard
>team decides turns for goalkeepers
>It's a 2-goal conceding rule
>every cunt tries to concede cheeky goals
>everyone shits on goalkeepers for suspicious bad goalkeeping
>the worst player would have to sit in the goal for more goals because fuck him
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>>68362099
>hit the ball in the bushes
>its one of those big ass ones filled with thorns and shit
>mfw trying to figure a way to rescue the ball from there
Anyone else used to play with these? They would FLY.
>>68364017
>It's your aunt man, you go get it
Every single time
>>68364017
>n-no you go ask him
>>68364081
>>68364091
fucking this senpai
>>68362328
Not forcing your younger sister to play with you so you wouldn't have to play solo
>>68364080
I was able to make them zig-zag in the air
>>68364017
>fuck they are away, we have to wait now
>>68362689
Why you do dis?
reposting
>>68364017
> it lands in the garden of the man in the village that always was the target of kid pranks because he would get furious
>>68364059
>the worst player would have to sit in the goal for more goals because fuck him
every time
>>68364080
>you were always the one who had to get it from the angry pensioners garden
>>68364189
>that jock who could actually climb up there
>>68364239
yep, me
>>68364063
Fucking this, every bush at our school was spiky as fuck and had low walls to all the neighbours gardens, it's like they wanted us to suffer
happy days
>that cunt kid who would count extra goals from nowhere
>score was 5-2
>losing team scores
>suddenly it's 6-5
>>68364017
>big ass dog would chew on the balls that ended up in his side of the yard
>one day he died
And there was much rejoicing.
>ywn absolutely smash this ball at eachother at the indoor gym during school and get in trouble ever again
>>68364318
>little shitskin kid nobody likes gets sent to pick the ball from the bush since he's like 5'2 and can fit there
>we lift it so that he can get in
>he throws the ball and we get straight back to playing, not giving a single fuck about the little brownie stuck in there
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>>68364377
>banned from playing with footballs in my primary school (age >11) because they hit the girls
>we started to use a tiny foam balls
>get very good at ball control
best thing they ever did was to ban us from using proper footballs, playing with a size 5 in comp/ on the street was easy
>>68364147
>enabling her to turn into a dyke when she enters highschool
no thanks, I'll stick to my private ball playing sessions
Giz a kick o' yer ball
>>68364433
>smashing the ball as hard as humanly possible against the walls and ceiling of the newly built gym
>the fucking teacher throwing a fit whenever he caught us doing it
God damn I miss volleying as hard as I can in that god damn roof,then hitting it at goal after it bounced back from the ceiling.
>>68364063
It's on of these
> they sting
>play like your life depends on it on a roasting hot day during lunch
>only drink available is a tiny carton of milk
You guys are making me nostalgic
>gym class
>we play football with little blocks that you need to knock over and protect if you dont want to get out
>me and my friend at that time were clearly the best two players by a mile
>gym class becomes everyone vs us to see if they can knock over our block even once
>we play together and knock 50-100 blocks
>even the PE teacher gets into the narrative and calls us the 'villains'
>finally somehow our block gets pinballed and knocks over
>everyone cheers and laughs were had
>we're not salty because the score is like 63-1 (im not autism i dont count it)
>qties were all over my 15-16 year old alpha male dick
Great times
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>the only available ball is basketball one
>>68364535
>tfw you will never fuck hard that girl who would play serious football
best ball right here lads
>>68364566
get a stick
>>68362099
>heading that thing
>your entire forehead covered in scratches
>>68364590
damn that was my favorite game in pe. Me and my friends would always secretely form teams before it and pretend to be neutral during.
>>68364575
>send the 6 year old that is there for whatever reason to get water
>everyone drinks like they've been stuck in the desert
>nobody can run for shit afterwards because of stomach pains
>>68364566
>only fucker with pants instead of shorts
>get pressured into scavenging into the plants to retrieve ball
Every fucking time m8
>>68364669
bounce it once
lost forever
>>68364825
> plant scrapes your bare ankle
>>68364566
holy shit don't remind me of those
>>68364669
>ywn have competitions who could bounce it the highest by throwing it against the ground ever again
>>68364591
I already broke one guy's arm playing with a basketball
>moved into a new neighbourhood
>kids at shool are suspicious and unfriendly
>pe, football
>afterwards we're the best bros ever
>>68364377
>tfw i would be the only faggot disputing those bullshit imaginary goals
>>68364968
I'm wondering now where all these demon plants are located over the world.
>romanians vs gypsies derby away day
>the gyppo cunts have a HUGE puddle 10 m in front of their goal
>their goal is more than a quarter smaller than ours while the pitch is fuck wide on their part and indoor sized on ours
Fucking tricky cunts, we still beat their brown manlet asses though
Anyone ever play nutmeg rush?
Damaged some kids kidney playing that in school.
Good times.
>>68364566
people are mean here
>>68364977
This shit was dangerous yo.
If kicked right the ball would become a kiss of death for anyone in the line of shot.
>mfw I would sometimes move the stones so our goal was smaller
> tfw live close to the german border and sometimes played germans
> first german words i learned were schweinhund and arschloch
>>68365152
kek
>>68364433
>be 8th grade
>indoor soccer
>goals painted on walls
>kid with few skills but a cannon left foot gets past the keeper
>smashes it full strength at the wall
>ball rebounds into his head, HEEM SLEEPY
>still give him shit for it over a decade later
>>68365089
>Nutmeg rush
Used to play Cinnamon scamper mate
>always get called a poaching cunt
>tell them to complain to the referee or linesman
>mfw
man don't make me depressed.
i can still take a ball volley at absurd angles and pin point them into the corner.
but i cannot run for 500 meters anymore. i should really pick up sports again.
>>68362372
>tfw always picked first
>only play in goal
why did i get fat
Did anyone else play black kids vs white kids in the school yard kek?
We did abos vs whites
>tfw always played better with a hoody on
>literally was the GOAT pace whore winger
>cunts always told me to drop my hoody for goals
>play like shit beause cold as fuck
>be really skillful and good on the ball
>literally can't hold up against any contact
>never want to play with other people
t-that was me
>>68364147
we're talking about football, you inbred.
>that fucking faggot that got mad when someone styled on him and kicked the shit out of them
Fuck you Bogdan you god damn homo, you deserve having two children since the age of 19 and working in a factory now for that shit.
>>68365209
>not playing Coriander scuttle
>>68365152
>schweinhund
literally no one says that
>>68365089
>counting 10 seconds in 3 seconds
>>68365291
we did gyppos vs whites,though the fucking manlet shitskins always fucked off home when our leader started getting into double digits
>>68365291
>Having enough non-whites to form a team
>that kid who would wear his studs for a kickabout
>>68365329
>tfw god tier centerback
i would have eaten you alive fuckboy. at least until puberty hit and everyone left me behind ;_;.
>>68362099
>playing with other kids on the school field
>assholes keep kicking the ball past the school fence
>im the only skinny and agile enough to climb the fence and go get the ball
i swear to god i must have climbed that fence almost a thousand times.
>>68365050
surely every gypsy match is an away match.
>>68365209
>that kid a Cumin Chase practise that would always have to borrow someone's cumin because he lived with his grandma who was poor
ALWAYS target that one kid who forgot his shinpads
>that cold winter morning with a pumped up version of this fucker feeling
>tfw it chipped 3 of my teeth
>>68365394
dutch use it against you though, that's the shit my football coach would learn us
>>68365477
>>68364566
>>68363777
I'm on a roll
>>68365473
>tfw accidental toe poke
>that guy who is good with the ball and has the chicks support him gets blown the fuck out by me on 1v1
the absolute best feeling there
>>68365291
we had asians vs. non-asians
t. asian melcuck
>>68365291
>group of kids had equal whites and non-whites
>skill levels roughly equal
>decide on this against shirts v skins
>mfw teachers chewed white kids out for racism
>diving on concrete when in goal
what the fuck was wrong with that kid, just stick a leg out who gives a fuck
>that kid who had no ball control and no real skill but just bull charged around the place with his head down hoping the ball stayed at his feet
fuck you aaron
>kid comes along with this ball
>gets all the best players because he own the ball
>>68365473
I know that feel. Rugby ball though. Point broke my fucking nose.
>>68365651
I've actually shot an overhead goal. On an asphalt.
My back was all in scratches.
>>68365690
>fuck you all, I don't want to play, I'm going home now
>>68365690
black-star champions league ball is the finest
>>68365699
I got off better than the girl it hit when someone skyed it into the picnic area with metal benches and smashed her face into the bench.
>>68365677
jesus christ how horrifying
>>68365677
just let me piss over it la
>>68362099
Unless you're a faggot, this is THE GOAT ball, the one that separates the wheat from the weed
>>68365727
lucky you didn't break something, l8d
>>68365727
madman
>>68365764
no but your sister can
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
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Would you wear Adidas or Nike boots, lads?
>>68365658
kek
>that kid who had to get as close to your goal as possible
Take a longshot every so often. FUCK
>lads i found a ball
>>68366017
uhh...no thanks
>>68365944
>tfw widefeet so had to wear nike
>>68366017
that high pitch whistle when you'd smash it
I can still hear that
>>68365944
adidas predators la
>>68366012
tfw i did this recently and hit that 'friend' straight in the face with the ball and made his nose bleed. Get fucked
>>68362099
Brings up childhood memories, thanks op.
>that kid that would bring his brand new fancy ball to school and wouldnt let us play with it cause it might have scratched it
>tfw you were the kid with the father who would get extremely pissed off everytime to ball was kicked over the fence
>tfw you always had to go fetch the ball and be scorned
>>68363228
I would pay to punch that face
>>68365944
I was that kid who never bought boots who'd slip all over the play in my trainers
>>68365658
>that kid who had no ball control and no real skill but just bull charged around the place fouling people
fuck you, me
>>68366079
>those fucking kids who would show off their T90 boots
>tfw manlet
>tfw constant elbows/shoulders to the head
>that kid who would wear these boots
TOTAL 90
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>>68366139
>some kid wearing muddy chucks steps over them and they throw a shit fit because they got their precious new boots dirty
>kick ball into a garden
>nobody wants to ring the door because it's that grumpy old man and it's the third time today
>>68366017
GOAT ball for indoor muckabout.
>2003
>not bending the ball 5 yards in the air
>>68366215
>not going mission impossible and sneaking in to get the ball.
should have upped your stealth skill m8
>>68362099
>waterproof seal broken
>left out in the rain overnight
>never fully dried out
>>68366017
I had one like these with wwf wrestlers on. I would refuse to get rid of it even when it deflated.
>>68363005
After we got football banned because we were playing too hard, we played with basket balls.
>the only football boots i ever owned
>>68366329
lmao
>>68365630
>tfw you rage charge that fagget and get expelled from PE for it and made all the girls in class hate you.
fuggg
>not playing with the rubber part thats on the inside
>not playing with some regular beach ball you bought for 2€ at some store
Plebs
>>68365021
we had some exchange students come over from China once
told one to pick the flowers, the madman actually did it. they either don't have them over there, or the cities are so bad nothing could grow.
Completely flattening that little cunt who thought he was hot shit on the ball.
I was always shit, but being a brick wall and barging cunts off the ball was my jam.
> tfw should be studying but rather waste my time thinking about all these nostalgic feels because i'm currently miserable
>>68366410
yeah, that was why the girls didn't like you
>>68366215
i'd just jump fences, even if they had dogs, way too scared to knock on anyones door
>old granny comes over
>"cant you see the sign? it says no ball games allowed"
>big deano retorts with
>"I bet you don't see many balls anymore"
>granny runs away choking back tears
>>68366287
This desu, I always went on a secret mission to retrieve the ball from someone's garden. Whenever you thought the owner saw you you got the biggest adrenaline rush ever
>>68366473
BANTER
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>>68366215
>had chill as fuck neighbor that would always give the ball back
>he moved and grump cunt took his place
>>68366185
this
>>68366524
true but well, that surely didnt help.
>>68366079
>getting brand new predators and making all the poor kids in cheap nikes jealous
>>68362561
/sp/: the poster encapsulated.
>>68363247
Mainly for the bantz famlam desu
>that one kid who always shot with full force and everyone ran away from the trajectory
>>68364080
>using blowaway balls
>>68366603
>childhood nostalgia thread
>tells story that happened last weekend
what do you think kids do nowadays?
>friend asks me to tryout for his boys club team
>go one evening
>skin the living fuck outta everyone while wearing trackies and a barca shirt
>coach asks me to join
>tell him cbf
>friend begs me to join
>end up joining rival team and winning the youth league
>>68366792
watch popular vloggers
>"hey lads check out my new Protege bat"
>"it's pronounced PROTEEGE idiot AHAHAHAHAHHA what a loser"
>n-n-no :(
>that kid that always got hit by the ball because he stands in front of the goal
>teacher thinks we're bullying him
>>68366853
>cricket
gtfo
>play foot at school
>guy shoots
>hits the post
>ball bounces back
>hits the guy that shot in face
Hilarious
>>68366848
this is true, if i click 'trending' on dutch youtube i get cancer.
> vloggers
> pranks GONE WRONG (fake as fuck obviously)
> dutch youtube drama
> insert generic shitskin music
>>68366792
dark souls franchise
>>68366839
So what class were you in when you had that daydream?
>>68366792
the ballhog glory whores are probably even worse and more common
>>68362099
>friends want to play football
>nobody has a ball
>stupidly comment that I have a basketball at home and we can play that
>alright, anon, let's play it then
>10 minutes later they're freakin' playing football with a basketball in the middle of the street
>try to kick it
>shit feels like kicking a wall
>oh shit, anon, a car is coming
and that's my diary on how I lost my basketball.
>tfw both my primary and secondary school only had red blaze pitches
>tfw hurt like shit when tackling
Wish my school had astroturf or real grass
>>68366957
his name was Timothy Williams
>>68366740
>blowaway balls
>not floaters
>>68367029
That reminds me that once a car ran over my ball lol
>playing 7v7 football against another class
>teacher tells us to finish up
>we are behind with like 3 goals
>we all start shouting "LAST GOAL WINS"
>we score and celebrate like mad
>other class salty as fuck
>"w-we scored more goals!!"
>"that's not fair!!"
>we don't give a shit
>still run around celebrating and mocking them
You wouldn't believe the ammount of mad we could create.
>decently taken care off field owned by my rich friend's dad
>unfortunately it's located by the road
>kick the ball really hard like a retard
>it spins to the left (if I could only score goals like that)
>straight into the back seat window of a passing car
>it goes through the glass
>he stops with his tyre screeching
>he just takes the ball from the backseat, throws it on the field and drives away
I've never been so fucking scared in my life, my mind went numb that moment
>>68367104
>tfw my 2002 CL ball which costed 50 euros back in the day was run over by a car
holy fuck how I cried that day
>that kid who was a skill whore and wouldn't pass
Hated that kid, I was objectively the better player, faster, had a better shot, always took corner/free kicks except I wasn't as flashy so i was always picked second/third
FUCK YOU STEVEN
>>68366215
>make plans together to rescue the ball from the garden
>a hero volunteers
>super tense as we're all spying the window to warn him of danger
>he comes out with the ball, everyone cheers
>high fives and shoulder claps all around
This is a feel that girls will never know.
>>68365291
we dit the fatties against the skinny
>mfw this was socially accepted and nobody gave a fuck
>>68363357
mah nigga. I did this so many times in my childhood. It helped that one of our friends was the son of the car repair shop owner.
>>68366792
minecraft
>>68367104
holy shit same
the car ran over it and literally jumped
it was the basketball from >>68364977
>play in the street
>ball stucks under a car
There was also this guy that played with a basketball and was fucking annoying
>be playing
>score a goal
>stupid blonde kid grabs the ball
>yells " IT WAS OFFSIDE !!! IT WAS OFFSIDE "
>complain,but wanted to play so wtv
>repeat from 2
>ger angry
>punch that guy
>we fight
>he was afraid of me and afraid to attack first
>kick his ass
>not kicking his ass more because I liked his brother and didnt want him to get upset with him because he was toplad
I still feel angry at this fucking kid
>Playing with this ball
>It's wet
>>68366287
I used to do this
>someone skies a shot
>hear a window or something smashing
>everyone scatters
the rush was fucking amazing, felt like shit though knowing we couldn't play there again incase it was some mad man who would kill us.
>>68367239
> tfw we would sneak around at night in random people gardens
> thank god we don't have guns here
>>68367281
>playing in the street
>ball hits a car
>alarm goes off
>tfw you put on the gloves you got for your birthday and take your goalie place between the same two trees to play a game of footie with your neighbours
>those girls who would sit behind the goals and throw the ball back when it went out
based slags
>>68367450
used to do this too
>>68367451
>ball hits the car
>a small sharp stone was stuck between the patches
>it leaves a huge scratch on the fender
>>68367220
It was a nike ball and now that i think about i'm amazed that it didnt blew lel
>at the park
>there's pond
>slice the ball into the middle of the pond
>get convinced I HAVE to go get it
>proceed to wade through disgusting stagnant water to get the ball
>just as I reach it a row boat rolls by who could have thrown it back to us
>play the rest of the day stinking like some bog
>tfw some weak ass kid in the park wanted to play with u
>>68367546
the adrenalin rush you get is amazing especially if it was in the garden of THAT grumpy dude everyone mentions ITT
>>68363669
>in class with less boys then rivals
>in class with less skilled players than rivals
>get beat most of the time
>accept defeat and go back at them next break/lunchtime
>occasional win
>rival class: NO, NO, NO, NO YOU CHEATED WE WON THAT, YOU WERE OFFSIDE, MY MUMS A LUNCHLADY AND SHE SAYS WE WON, MISS MISS MISS, THEY'RE CHEATING
We've always had the shitty ball in the OP for "friendlies" ie. just fucking around on the street and a more serious """"""""official""""""" brand name ball for the plays we did on an actual field.
>playing 5 a side at the park
>random dog runs up and steals our ball
>tfw you used to throw yourself around and pretend to be hurt to somehow impress the girls that used to hang around with your group
>that class ranking
>the popular kid who wasnt that good always put himself first and his diccriders confirmed
>>68364239
>play on schoolfield after end of day
>ball kicked onto class roof
>kid climbs up there to get ball
>police arrive and tell us to leave the schoolfield as we're "trespassing"
ACAB
>>68367699
Ayy lmao
>those kids that would always start fights with random lads and only use kicks
I never seen a fight where people threw punches untill I was 14+
>In the park
>Older kids are playing football
>one of them blasts it and it rolls over to you
>They tell you to kick it back
>You slice it into the bushes
>They all laugh as you run over to fish it out and throw it back to them
THE ABSOLUTE SHAME AND EMBARRASSMENT!
>would always play better when girls were watching us play
>fatman you're the goalie
still hurts
at least I wasn't the last one to be picked.
apparently I was a decent goalie
>>68367657
>>rival class: NO, NO, NO, NO YOU CHEATED WE WON THAT, YOU WERE OFFSIDE, MY MUMS A LUNCHLADY AND SHE SAYS WE WON, MISS MISS MISS, THEY'RE CHEATING
>mfw my class did this ironically when we lost
>other class would get mad as fuck
>sit back and enjoy the tears
CLASS VS CLASS
>tfw you left your soul in those matches for honors sake
I want to be a kid again
>>68367773
>not kicking it as hard as you can so it goes to the other side and let them go over there while they are completely mad
This amount of nostalgia actually hurts.
Can a thread be too comfy?
>that one rugby faggot fat kid who would always try to get us to play rugby
fuck off cameron
>shirts vs skins
>fat so didn't want to take your shirt off
>watching the 2002 world cup games at school
>tfw all my pants had patches from celebrating sick goals
>>68367910
>that lanklet who always wanted to play basketball when everyone else just wanted to play football
>>68367934
>iktf
>older lads want to play vs us
>they get a free kick outside the box
>no one wants to stand in the wall because their shots are like rockets
I like to be a goalkeeper just so i could throw my self into the ground lel
It felt good desu
>>68367952
fugggggggg
we all standing outside of the professor louge's window because they had it on all the time.
>>68367910
I'd always """suggest""" we played bulldog instead, because that was always more fun than using the pitch for football
>girl that you had a crush sit and watches your game
>shooting to the goal from the midfield
>year 5 vs year 6
>lose all year
>finally became year 6
>ready for absolute decimation
>lose to the year 5s all year
I was part of a terrible generation.
>be goalkeeper
>wantes gloves so the ball hurted less
>used regular hand gloves
>>68368011
>You actually save the shot
>Your hands sting like a mother fucker
>All the older lads respect you for taking the hit
Felt gud
>>68364607
I didn't want to feel this feel right now.
>>68367862
we had school vs school, fucking mayhem in the school cantine with the other kids
>>68368017
Goalkeeper training in the mud and rain was the best shit ever
>>68368017
brother
also liked to dive on every possible occasion
even on concrete lmao
>>68366603
>ball flies over fence
>lands in muddy bit where theres dog, horse, rat, rabbit shit everywhere
>argue about who has to go get it
>old boy walking dog comes into view
>we all shout out
>"HEY, HEY, GIVE US OUR BALL BACK"
>"MATE KICK OUR BALL BACK OVER"
>old guy steps over the shits and throws the ball over fence
>"CHEERS"
>"NICE ONE MATE"
>"... THROW US OUR BROWN BALL BACK MISTER... "
>>68364717
>get little white bits stuck to you from the plastic peeling off
>>68362646
>be the best player in the class by a long shot
>still picked last because I'm an unpopular nerd and the cool kids never wanted to admit I was better than them
My team always won anyway
>tfw you were always picked last
>at least you became a beast in defence
>>68368122
we had some aswell
many chants and booing were banned
>>68368089
y-you can't win every match, anon
>>68362372
You could've played in the Euros RIGHT NOW if you actually stuck with it.
>>68368225
*any
Me and my friends had a game called " Quem tem a bola leva cacetadas " which translates to " whomever has the ball gets kicked "
Basically you ran arround with the ball tryong to drible your friends and they were able to kick your legs until you lost the ball,then you chased the guy with the ball to kick him lel
I usually played football with my friends in middle school and stuff.
To this day I've never scored a single goal yet.
Pretty sure I could've made a decent defender or midfielder, though.
>>68368263
me too. sometimes with a soda can.
shit was savage and got very personal lel
>soccer game after school
>ice cream truck sitting right next to school
>kids beg their mom for an ice cream when they get picked up from school
>it worked half the time
cant be the only one lids
>me and my friend are head and shoulders above everyone else
>always forced to be captains because its more fair
>as soon as break starts run to the toilet
>wait ~3 minutes
>friend and random other guy are captain
>listen until its my friends turn to pick
>run out toilets fast as fuck
>hear friend shouting my name
>tfw I was a devlish little fucker
>>68364669
I recognize so many from there, holy shit how is this possible. I had a huge collection when I was a kid and I swear that could very well be a photo of my collection.
>>68362253
>mfw street footy rules are universal
This is the ultimate proof of God's existence, t.b.h.
Who /headsandvolleys/ here?
>tfw pushed one in that was already a goal from my friend
>he "gave" it to me
>still guilty bc I always boasted about my 7 goals that season
This is the best thread i've ever seen
>tfw us big strong Rugby players always beat the little faggot soccer kids at their own game
>>68362099
> jumpers for goalposts
>>68365089
>the person that knocks it down gets beaten up by the others
>always try to push that asshole friend into it
good times.
>>68368342
based tielemans
>was fat going into highschool
>nobody picked me or invite me to play football
>one day tell some kid from the class, hey I'm pretty good at football, I wanna play
>he's a good guy so he says ok
>although fat, I have great technique and a good finishing
>play like a god, score goals and get picked for the class's team
>just stay in attack, never run, just get the ball, bully my way and score
>team mates h8 me, but everyone in class loves me
>highschool was pretty good
>>68365410
>tfw the older gypsies use to come sometimes and try and steal the ball/pick a fight
Did you play this shit?
One big square into four.
The goal is to make the ball bounce twice on the enemy's square or to make it bounce once and out it.
>>68368468
>eternal debate about whether it went in or over
>>68368263
>that one son of a bitch who always kicked people super hard in the shins and made you fall face first on the concrete floor
we played caño-paliza (nutmeg-beating)
>tfw If you were megged you got you ass beat by tens of kids until you touched a post/column
>tfw we played in class
>tfw play all day at the weekend league centre
>tfw all the lads jump into the shower
>tfw have some bumfun
>run home half wet and shirtless because the big butch pedo started chasing us
any other lads do this?
>>68368522
ahah holy shit in middle school I did that
We stole the little kids ball ahahah it was fuggen hilarious
They would come run after us in a bunch and never get us
and sometimes we stole it from one lonely kid and just passed it though air so he couldn't reach it ahahah
>>68368548
>polish """""games""""""
>>68365089
>>68368263
here we used to play "rolinho porrada" which is nutmeg rush
only the face was somewhat safe
>>68364566
>"ah fuck, where are the dock leaves? Where the fuck are they, they're supposed to grow next to them"
>compare dick lengths in the shower
I used to practice by myself with a tennis ball. When footballs got banned we played with tennis balls and I was suddenly better than everyone. When footballs were allowed again I went back to being shit.
>>68368752
thats why ur a faget lel
>>68364566
>tfw shoving the asshole into these when we played in the park
the scream was wonderful
>>68368050
>watching Portugal vs. South Korea at school
Nunca me vou esquecer daquele sentimento rapaz
>summer time 5v5
>on the defense, getting pressured
>hit the ball as hard as I can to clear the field
>hits a guy on the opposite team straight in the face
>could literally see the full pumped ball contort to his face's shape
>at the same time some other guy's phone starts ringing
>it's Eminem's Smack That
>guy is dizzy and his nose is bleeding
>everyone else is rolling on the field laughing
Good times.
>>68368752
>laughing at the kid who didn't have pubes yet
>stealing the other guys towels when you get out
fun times
>>68368752
ayy caramba kys
We play a game called Cu-roxo which translates to " purple ass " in english
Basically one goes first as goalkeeper and the first one to reach 150 points has to turn his ass arround and the others must it with the ball
The points are awarded by :
>head goal : 30 pts
>outside : 20 pts
>any other case : 10 pts
It was pretty fun. Once we managed to get a kid to play,he lost,and some peeps spit on his ass lel
Who /boysvsgirls/ here?
>>68368877
I did that
>post yfw girls won
>you can buy ping pong balls in the school cafeteria
>me and my friends make our past time activity out of burning them
>later we figure out how to make napalm out of styrofoam and fuel
>later invent black powder and use it in school toilet
>tfw our moroccan friend gets arrested for that
>>68368846
It was the other way around with us, we made fun of the kid that had pubes way to early.
I don't know why 'hahah your cock is more developed haha'
also
> that guy that was the only one that got a boner in the shower
you closet homo
>>68368877
I think it happened once in PE class
They got rekt
>>68368752
>towel-slap your mates when they get out the shower
>>68368877
>girls playing football
only the dykes were allowed to play.
>tfw let girls play in middle school so we could grab their asses
>that one friend that masturbates in the shower
>>68368548
This was class. My road was made out of slabs which were perfect for this.
Also kerbs.
>tfw the pedo PE teacher sometimes made mixed games
those were shit
Do you guys even third world?
This is a perfectly usable ball.
>>68368860
We called it Red Ass.
>>68368918
>kid has early pubes
>his dad is the coach, and is bald
>'ah so that's where his hair is'
locker room banter
>>68363442
>my cousin and I played in our respectively school teams
>there's a heated rivalry between us
>he is a goalie, I'm a foward
>he taunts me saying anyone but me could score
>he makes my blood boils, fucker always thought he was better than me
>matchday, he is starting I go to bench
> we're down 0-2 at HT
> "anon, warm up"
> I'm subbed in
>later there's a corner kick
>"this is it"
> Leave my cousin useless with my header
> 1-1
> I celebrate it frantically with my team and our dads,
>then, I give a big "fuck you" to my team
>I get booked for the first time in my life
>mfw was totally worth it.
>end time, final score 2-2
one of my best football memories, anons,
>The girls forget or don't bother to bring their PE uniforms
>all those upskirts
>>68368977
that kid who ran around the dresses in swimming class laughing like mad and sporting an erection.
he was one messed up kid.
>>68368984
>teacher always assigned me with the girl's team so they "will have a chance"
Off topic but did any of you lads play this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitching_pennies
We used to gamble playing this for a few years during secondary.
>tfw came to school with £4 and always left with
+£8 even after buying lunch.
>>68369012
we used to make these to play on school corridors because teachers used to confiscate them every break.
So everyone had a roll of tape and few newspapers in their backpacks and we'd make them on the go
>>68368752
>the one fatty with a micropenis
Who else used to play "German-ic" with his friends?
The rules: Everyone starts with 30 points except from the assigned goalkeeper who would have 31. By scoring goals goalkeepers lose points. 3 for a shot, 5 for header, 5 for round shot, 7(?) for combining with your lads.
The goals must be scored while the ball is passed to you without touching the ground. If the ball touches the ground and you shoot it you have to be the goalkeeper. The same happens if it goes out of play.
Last two players would have a penalty shootout.
>>68369066
>tfw walking upstairs between classes during warm months
>tfw the amount of thongs and thick thighs I seen made me so fucking horny i even contemplated masturbating in the toilet one time
>>68368984
tfw we also had that low key pedo teacher, he made the boys that were caught peeking through the shower keyhole(leading to the girls) spin around naked for the girls.
I wish i knew his surname to check if he has been caught already.
Meester Rob you fucking pervert
>>68369181
penalty shootouts were great desu
>>68369181
We had a similar game called 'tienen'(tenning)
basically same rules but less points. the beginning would be people saying for how many points they would be goalkeeper
GOAT ball to play in school corridors
even if teacher pick it up you can always made new one
>>68368984
>girls and boys changed in the same room untill age 12
I clearly remember some girls whose tits were already kinda developed.
and when teachers complained that you were all sweaty ? lel
>>68362218
You were that one kid who got bullied and throughly deserved it
>teachers vs students in middleschool
Deputy headmaster kicked with the force of thousand suns.
And I couldn't swear, so that was a bummer.
>>68362372
>tfw I got to pick one of the teams
We played "alemana" (female for german)
You had to keep the ball in the air and score in the process. Of the ball touched the floor you were keeper and If you got the ball In your hands when it was in the air, you hit someone who became goalie. The onea who lost their 3 lives got killt
>>68369284
thanks senpai
someone screencap this thread and post it here
>>68369284
COMIN HOME
>>68364319
THIS
though after a week they are brown and chunks are missing.
>>68369306
Congratulations!
>rotating goalie duty with a single pair of gloves
>your turn comes up
>grimace as you slide your hands into the sweaty vinegary abyss
>>68369264
fuck same happened here (10 or 11yo) on swimming classes, there was one common changing room for kids so that they could be supervised by the school staff ladies.
that was when my mind clicked about girls
>>68369330
and it was disgusting after just a little bit of rain
though great to kick at kids you didn't like
>tfw hard balls were banned
>tfw they banned volley balls aswell
hard times
>my schools girl soccer program shuts down
>my bf at the time plays for the boys team
>ask if I can join their team
>not only does he say no but insults me
>break up with him
>transfer to my Brother's school and pretend to be him
>make the boys 1st string team
>game against ex bf‘s team
>Principal finds out I'm a girl and makes a big deal out of it
>Coach doesn't give a shit since I'm one of the best players on the team anyway
>my ex bf is the goalkeeper
>score the winning goal on him
>fuck one of my teammates afterwards
You should have seen his fucking face lmao
>PE class
>go into boys changing room
>nearly die from the amount of lynx being sprayed
>lads walking around in their boxers showing off their "six pack"
>that quiet fat kid that had his PE kit under his uniform
>those lads that would pinch everyones nipples
>that one shady lad that stole everyones shit
>that one lad that decided to make a flamethrower out of his deodorant with a lighter
>that one lad that would go in for a shower when the next class starts in 2-3 minutes
>that pedo teacher that would always come in for no fucking reason to have a look at all the cute boys
>that one stinky lad who would never wear deodorant
>that one lad who would hide in the changing rooms because he didn't want to do PE but forget they get locked after everyones changed and started crying because he couldn't get out
I miss it lads....
>>68369414
this
or drench someone with it from above
>>68369434
holy kek, bingo with all that shit
>>68369434
>nearly die from the amount of lynx being sprayed
keked hard, that one hit close to home.
>>68369306
well congratulations
>teacher decides we play rugby for a change
>teacher actually wants to play aswell
>he got the ball and starts running
>he runs straight into the fat retarded kid who couldnt dodge
>teacher gets knocked out cold
man that was an awesome day
>>68365152
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xoev3aokYxk
Who /WembleyDoubles/ here?
>tfw my teammate got bored and left
>tfw played an entire round solo and made it to the semis
>tfw the underdog factor made me popular for one entire lunch break
>>68369431
dude, is this bend it like beckham
>>68369434
lmao
flamethrowers were fukin business
>that one lad who turned the lights off and everyone lost their shit
>>68369434
>fart + lighter
burnt asshole
>>68369434
>that one lad that would go in for a shower when the next class starts in 2-3 minutes
kek
>>68369434
That one lad that would look at others bodys and point things in them
>>68369434
what about
>that cocky lad whose puberty hit earlier and had to show off his schlong around
>>68369538
tfw you modified those big square lighters so they would spray lighter fluid, making it a ebin flamethrower
>>68369434
>that one lad that decided to make a flamethrower out of his deodorant with a lighter
Lad called Lee. Absolute madman sprayed all down his arm, then set it on fire.
>lads walking around in their boxers showing off their "six pack"
That was me.
>that one kid that had like 30cm dick
I mean, I'm not gay but damn.
>>68369597
>Mexico
>>68369631
>that one kid that put gas from lighter into his fist and made a fireball
>>68362561
>played football and table tennis, did judo and went skateboarding
>become 12 years old
>older brother buys me wow
>suddenly its 10 years later
what happened, where did all the years go?
>>68369659
that one kid that sprayed deodorant in his mouth and tried to breath fire.
burned his eyebrows lmao
>>68369434
>tough guy stole a deodorant in the locker room
>during next class he puts a knife in it (making it spray all its shit out) and then rolls it forward
>it lands right under my table
>teacher thinks it was me
>get a reprimand
>my schoolbag stinks for weeks
FML
>>68369719
i-it is a common thing around, i-isnt it senpai?
>tfw you blamed the rain for missing chances
>>68369690
>you were that kid
>everyone made comments about that to you
>>68369259
>>68369148
Oh good God, all the memories from my last year in a great high school are coming.
I sued to play this in corridors with my few male classmates (being in a literarry section, it was mostly girls, not that I'm complaining).
Many thanks, polbro.
>that one lad who broke some girls glasses
me lmao
>>68369690
>used to have a huge dick as a kid
>now I'm average
Who of you did use any school benches to make goals of it ?
>>68362253
Hitsies gettsies ma nigga
>>68368846
>laugh at the kid who had pubes before everyone else
>after most of us have pubes laugh at the kid who has none
Feels good to be in the middle
>having fights in the locker room after PE by rearranging the benches into a boxing ring
>>68369884
any bench would do
we used to have benches facing each other with no goalkeepers and it was very difficult to score
>>68362372
>mfw I became more competent at defense that every single Ronaldo wannabe I played
Feels good to be picked first.
>>68365050
>>romanians vs gypsies derby away day
So a derby then?
>>68369969
>emo kid pulls out a gun
>get shot
>that kid that always beat up the unpopular kid while everybody watched silently because he had already done so uncountable times
>that kid who was a giant rulefag
>would call out literally everything and disturb the flow of the game and ruin the fun no matter which sport we played
>would cry to the teacher if we ignored him
fuck you mathias you giant cocksucker
>be me
>be 10
>lads playing footy
>thats gay
>hang around ball owners sister
>also 10
>pretty kawaii
>end up making out at 10, look at vjj as well
>rub vjj
Lads, I was 10 and I always was GOAT
>>68362372
>not wanting to be Defense and cuck the wannabe goalers
>that kid that touched other's dick
>tfw the slowest one to change clothes in the locker room
anyone else with this feel?
>>68370079
absolute cunts
>>68370143
>that kid who changed himself last because he was afraid of others seeing him naked
>make goalposts out of backpacks
>someone shoots the ball real hard and it hits your backpack
>suddenly remember you had your cellphone inside
Thankfully phones back then were hard as fuck
>make goals posts out of rocks, or whatever
>start an argument everytime whether is was a goal or not
And then we wonder why fifa is hesitant to implement technology. It's in our genes, familia
>that kid who broke his leg and started crying
>tfw everyone told him to walk it off
Felt bad tbqh
>average player
>manage to hit absolute screamer
>everyone runs up and high fives you
>feel on top of the world
>get the ball again
>smash it way over
>everyone is pissed and won't pass to you
Hero to zero ;_;
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>guy gets an elastic band and rolled up some paper making this this
>fires across the locker room
>hit the fire alarm
>everyone stood in the playground for an hour
Hey guys can I play?
>be goalie
>fat friend shoots over the goal and i slightly touch it
>we argue which one of us should go get it since i was the last one the ball touched and he was the one who kicked it
>after 10 minutes of arguing decide to give up
>next time he shoots at the goal i dont even try to catch it
>tell him he is the one should get it since he is the last one it touched
>he starts crying (??)
>kick his ball to the forest next to us (literally 10 meters away)
>he runs home crying
>next day at school
>get picked on by fat friends older brother and his friends
>almost every day for couple of months
>eventually my classmates start bullying me aswell
>continues for the next 8 years
h-haha atleast i didnt have to get the ball jokes on him
>>68370317
lmao true
>used to playing with guys only
>PE teacher makes us play mixed
>on team with ditzy clutzy girls
>pass ball to girl on the other side, medium speed, waist height
>she ducks in fear
>hit her head
>starts flopping on the ground crying
>other girls scream in my face that it's my fault and that I tried to kill her or something
>teacher shakes his head
>guys look at me in sympathy but can't defend me cause they will want pussy
>>68366792
Not even memeing they watch other people play video games.
>>68369181
similar, we used to play something called DDA
Everyone starts with 20 points and the keeper with 21. You can only touch the ball once. normal goal-1, header- 3, heel kick/pass it between keeper legs- 5. If the shooter missed the goal or allowed the GK to catch the ball, he would become GK
Another game would be every man for himself, called "Back turned" in which an assigned keeper would toss the ball backwards, facing the goal and every player had to try and score a goal.
Whoever scored would wait by the goal until the next round started. The last player standing would be "killed" and we would keep repeating rounds until we found a champion. good times lads
>>68366017
>mfw I scored a banger with that one as a goalkeeper
>mfw everyone picked me up and I was the hero of the day
I'll never experience that again.
>>68370084
>wanting cooties
so gay
>THE RULES OF GOALIE HAND PLAY CHANGES
>>68370445
>tfw you're in your 20s and your friends all spend hours watching other people play games
I don't get it.
>>68362689
I can hear it right now
>sliding on ash and concrete to look hard
mum was proper annoyed at knees being ripped all the time
sorry mum
>>68362372
>not electing to play defense just so you can kick off the legs of those fags who always try to go solo for the goal
>>68370610
lmao my pants had double patches sometimes
>locker rooms
>taking showers after pe class
what the fuck, feels bad being a 3rd worlder
>that fat kid who was allowed to get changed and shower on his own
Saw him the other day in a Dominos uniform with a pizza and two big bottles of coke under his arm... going into his own house.
>playing on gravel during winter before artificial grass fields were a thing
>competely frozen and hard as stone
I was thankful for being a striker during those games
>>68370580
WHO IS THAT JIZZ HELLION?
>>68370732
it's not good to look into the mirror too much
>tfw went to several different sports clubs after school
>helped the teacher put away all of the equipment so that everybody else would have finished changing and gone home by the time I got there and I could have a sneaky wank in the shower block
>tfw our rivals pitch was sand
>tfw it froze in winter and got extra ragged
>tfw our star got cut and our trainer cursed out the other team like his life depended on it
>>68370610
Used to play in my school shoes at break time. Would go through a few pairs a year and my feet would get soaked when it rained due to the holes.
>>68370580
Who is this rope inducer
>>68366144
Kek.
I once collided with a manlet like that and he busted his lip open.
>>68371046
he was probably from narva
pretty GOAT thread 2bh lads
I'm sort of remembering that in primary school there was a schedule to the football pitch. Like on monday it was P2 v P3, then P4 v P5, then P6 v P7. Dunno who organised it, the school I guess.
>tfw you go up a year and you're not playing against the fat older cunts anymore, you're playing folk a year younger and banging in hattricks every game
>>68371394
This desu. /sp/ still the GOAT
>>68371394
Class.
>tfw you will never get back to those days
>it's a caretaker climbs on the roof and kicks all the lost balls off episode
Best part of the term desu
>>68371455
I still remember one day we had the proper goals out for some reason (well we thought they were proper but looking back they were probably only about 5 foot tall). I banged in a freekick into the top corner.
>>68371555
kek trips confirm
sp definitely most normie board desu. We could still be saved if things go our way
>fat kid gets picked as goalie
>"ok, we'll swap the goalie around every time there's a goal"
>we score
>fat kid starts to rush forward with a face of relief
>"IT DOESN'T COUNT IF WE SCORE YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT, GET BACK THERE"
Every time, his tears were delicious.
>>68365944
these
>>68371642
most kid start out as normie, we become outcast later
>>68368548
I was like 13/14. My team was over in Sweden playing in the Gothia Cup tournament. We were staying in a school that had loads of these in the playground. First time we'd ever played it, played it non-stop.
>tfw queues of like 10 people waiting to get into the square
>tfw chatting shit with the girls' teams in between rounds
>>68371661
fucking this
>>68371806
forgot pic
>>68369181
We called it Black Marks.
>>68371873
shiiiieeeet had that exact same color kek
>>68371873
i had the blue one
I had these ones but without the cleats
Best shoe I've ever had
Do you remember your first goal, lads?
I was 8, didn't get into football until that age. I was skinny and short so it took me a while to get comfortable in the game.
>tfw seeing the ball crossing the goal line
>tfw running like crazy and hugging my team's goalkeeper
>tfw it's been 20 (twenty) years from that
Fuck.
>>68372160
>age 10
>first ever game for school team
>shoot from just outside the box and it goes in the top corner
>score a second in the exact same way
>never score in a real game again
At least I was cool for a few days
>no one trying to socre solo goals, except for that one turkish kid
>voluntary, skilled goalies
>everyone playing fair
>everyone passing
>everyone is a decent player
>teams selected by fair draft, disregarding friendships
>the "street" is an actual footballing space with grass and real goals
German youth "street" football is best football.
>>68372160
I just remember sprinting past everyone and scoring 2 goals in my first game.
>>68365291
Curries vs
>tfw they needed a CB and I became an honorary subcontinental
>>68372489
sounds gay as fuck
>>68372489
ordnung is for fags lol
>>68372489
What a bunch of fags
>>68372692
>>68372664
>>68372597
>being poor
>>68372824
>EVER reclaiming denbts
>>68372824
>being a giant poof
>have this lanklet with zero technique in our team
>playing in defence, obviously
>played against this overconfident boasting dribbling manlet
>suicide tackled him so hard he broke his arm
>known as "The Great Transylvanian Wall" ever since
Many keks were had
>>68372977
>he thinks our credits hurt us, not him
>>68373097
Never forget 2008
T O R R E S
>>68373540
why did you post the shopped version?
>>68362618
>stikers get salty because you block every shot
>they eventually put you on the goal and you get even more salt
Messi fags will never know this feel.
who /best GK in neighbourhood/ here??
id play kids 4-5 years older and was one of the first ones to get picked because they knew id kill it at the goal
The best thread I've ever seen in /sp/
I can happily wear my memories goggles now
>>68373658
>team doesn't give a shit how many you save, strikers are heralded as heroes in 0-X games
>opposing team just gets saltier and goes for dirty plays as you cuck them
the work of a goalkeep is an unthanked one. I was really slow at running though, and was stuck there 24/7.
>>68368433
We used to call headers & volleys "Shiltons" because after 5 passes without the ball hitting the ground th okid in possession could kick the ball at any other kid playing as hard as possible, the target kid had to save it like Shilton...
I'm probably showing my age a bit
>>68371873
nooooo hahaha, wore those until they were in pieces
this thread is the anti shit post everything here is so pure and cleansing to the palate. thank you based /sp/
>>68362372
lol beta
>mfw picked first or second
>mfw best CB
>mfw best RB
>mfw best sweeper
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