OFFICIAL /comfy/ EURO 2016 WARMUP THREAD #4
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12th of June 2016
Turkey vs. Croatia -- Paris (3 pm CET/9 pm ET)
Poland vs. Northern Ireland -- Nice (6 pm CET/12 pm ET)
Germany vs. Ukraine -- Lille (9 p, CET/3 pm ET, ESPN)
First thread of the day edition! No previous thread, today is a new day!
Literally the only good game is the first one
IIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGERRRRLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDD
Still mad tbqh
We'll finish 3rd in our group I bet
>>68358447
Flying out of my beloved NI this morning heading for Nice. Feeling pretty good desu. Travelling with 14 other Norn Iron fans.
>>68358447
Is there any point to these games?
>>68358517
Take care
>>68358531
Thanks Germany. That's "nice" of you to say that.
> How many Nice puns will be said today.
> Answer: Not enough.
>mfw can't watch the 15h game
these threads don't work
>>68358523
R A R E
>all the shit teams play today
Feelsbadman
Friendly reminder for racists to get the fuck out
>>68358523
is the any point in life itself?
>>68359199
>Sweden
GAWA
>>68359199
can't even name all of these players/managers tbqh
??? ??? Puyol Bale
Luiz Essien Til Schweiger Ribery
Messi Figo ??? Robben
Cavani Wonga AVB Sticky now
Kult Kloppo Ronaldo Nani Ramos
KPB Zanetti
>>68359328
3rd one on second row is kuba
>>68359261
yeah
>>68359304
Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Laffertyyyy
He's seven foot
And he plays the flute
Kyle Laffertyyyyy.
Apparantley is getting bantered about.
>>68359199
>Sweden
>>68359199
take this shit to the non comfy threads
>>68359328
that's not Til Schweiger that's Jakub Blaszczyzyzczikowski
>>68359328
>"???" for Abidal and Cannavaro
U N D E R A G E
>Dutch flag
>doesn't recognize 2010 World Cup final referee Howard Webb
>>68358447
Can't believe we are top of our group lads.
sharp pain in my right side, feel like dying
>>68359436
Just beat England m8, the entire galaxy wills it.
>>68359436
CYMRU
>>68359437
the pain is not only in my right side tbf
>>68359436
>England going out to Bales
>>68359436
How can a country with only a 3mil population be so based?
>>68359436
Just wait til Thursday, sheepshagger.
>>68359437
Do you still have your appendix?
>>68359199
>that flag
>this post
>>68358523
No. Are you ready for your match against Austria lad?
>>68359049
No it's not, he's literally my neighbor
>>68359514
cya engurland
>>68359477
Entire galaxy minus the 40 million English (65 million population minus the 25million Arabs and gypsies currently occupying their lands).
Is there any online streaming website where I can watch the matches ? I don't have tv.
>>68359522
Ikr when we beat your team of Afro English players you'll be begging for us to beat the Russians for you kek
>>68359328
This is the actual list
Abidal, Cannavaro, Puyol, Goessling
Luiz, Essien, Blaszczykowski, Ribery
Messi, Figo, Webb, Robben
Cavani, Wenger, Villas-Boas, Cruyff
Klopp, Ronaldo, Jones, Ramos
Boateng, Zanetti
>>68359526
yes i think i have to go to the hospital
>>68359436
It's only one game in lad. Don't let English style delusions ruin you.
>>68359590
If the sharp pain is coming from a bit above your pelvis, that might be a smart move.
Any other Englel fans not too worried with last night? I'd much rather we finished second and faced either austria or iceland than finishing first and potentially facing poland/ukraine or czech/kebabs/croatia
>>68359552
Well okay.
Woy is in panic mode right now.
He can't drop half the team so he's probably frozen in fear and will put the same team out.
All those manlets trying to mark Russian giants last night was comical.
>>68359420
this i recognized Howard Webb immediately
>>68359605
well wish me luck
who easy group winner here
>>68359606
I'd rather not make excuses, and condemn England's ability to not be able to close out a game that actually matters
>>68359635
They did a fair job of handling dzyuba, couldn't do the centre halfs though
>>68359199
Sweden yes
>>68359855
Don't worry, even if it is appendicitis, the surgery is laparoscopic nowadays, so it barely even leaves a scar. And you're in and out of the hospital in a few days. It's fucking brilliant really.
https://twitter.com/MilliTakimlar/status/741278652684468224
THE BANTZ HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED
>>68358447
This tournament is anything but comfy. It's been like a miniature reinactment of Europe's past.
Pretty fun tbqh.
>>68359904
CH 7
FR 6
RO 4
AL 0
>>68359436
Who would win
3 lions or a dragon?
>>68359927
/comfy/ surgery
>>68359965
literally wales
I might top myself unironically when it does
>>68359960
>Switzerland beat France, yet draw to Romania
>>68359950
>tfw GOAT Euro 2008 will never happen again for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgiKVo2Kps
>>68359969
Compared to how it used to be, extremely comfy. Big appendix scars are a thing of the past. Now you just end up with a few tiny scars.
Please root for us today, we made Witcher.
>>68360025
>we
what development position did you have la
>>68360008
tfw you still have one big scar instead of a three tiny ones
But it's not really that big
>>68360001
that was the implication, yes
>>68359996
time for a bit of revenge
>>68359965
In a hypothetical fight? You'd think the dragon would just circle around them flying and breathing fire on them. No contest really.
But in terms of the football match? It's hard to say as both teams have such Jekyll and Hyde moments. Really depends on which of them turns up. In reality if Englel are fired up and play well and Wales lose confidence it could really be a hammering from englel.
I pray that shit englel turn up on Thursday.
>>68360040
our team actually got stronger. Don't really know about Suisse though and apart from the bundesliga lads (rodriguez, xhaka and sommer) your team isn't really attractive
>>68359590
Good luck Austria bro. When I had mine removed my mom thought I was faking and made me go to school and then I basically ended up laying on the floor crying in front of my class until and ambulance came for me.
I wish that old cunt would die already.
>no et to save us from a tur-cro draw
https://youtu.be/oVQsEzgB0w8
The best song ever made. Euro 2016 hymn for Poland.
>>68360100
Wouldn't want to meet those guys in a dark alley (or sunny open area for that matter)
>mfw dreamed of Bailey Jay trying to rape me
>>68360117
He is king of Albania
>>68359436
I love you CYMRU
>>68359950
that was the craziest moment I've seen live in a football game
Poleaboo feels todays set of games are more competitive than yesterdays
>Northern Ireland 1-0 Poland
Northern Ireland play better as a team
>Turkey 2-2 Croatia
Hopefully we get an exciting game like the one in 2008
>Germany 3-0 Ukraine
Worlds apart
I can't comprehend how England can do so great in qualifying against a group that has like 3 teams as good as Russia, beat France and Germany in friendlies, but when they go into a tournament they play like total shit. It happened last World Cup too.
Why lads?
>>68360211
>play like total shit
except we didn't
>>68359927
Fuck you
I had my appendicitis removed 7 years ago and I stayed a week (7 days) in the hospital because of peritonitis complications. Had enema performed by old nurses and shit. Traumatizing.
>>68359855
Good luck m8
>>68359590
Please go and get yourself checked up. A ruptured appendix means 1 week of intensive care unit and might even kill you. Don't risk anything.
>>68360211
Poleaboo feels we played good positive football
We just didn't have the quality to punish those parking the bus
lads
>>68360223
There's time.
Remember all the talk about how unlucky we were against Italy after the first game of the last World Cup.
Then we stunk the place up. It's Vintage England and I can't wait for the trolling after Wales scrape a win against us.
>>68360100
jesus immobile put on some weight
Do you think we'll win lads
>>68360233
>7 years ago
That explains things.
hoping croatian ultras bash in the heads of some turkish fans
that would be comfier than the dickens
>>68360298
I had laparoscopic surgery though
>>68360297
yes
>>68360318
>hoping croatian ultras bash in the heads of some turkish fans
>
>that would be comfier than the dickens
>>68360297
not doubting any minutes. Kalinic and Mandzukic are good attackers. that midfield is also strong af
>>68360318
no please. they can do hooligan stuff in Marseille but I don't want them to shit up Paris
>>68360275
>Vintage England
this, this, this.
We weren't overwhelmingly bad, we weren't surprisingly good either. We were just typical England, not quite bad enough to complain, and not impressive enough to praise.
It's just what I expected because we have a shit mediocre team.
>>68359950
>all those likes and retweets
man, muslims really like twitter
>>68360195
whats the context of this match?
>>68360344
I honestly think you just have a shit manager. Honestly if he had half a brain cell they'd of won last night but his decision making was fucking abysmal. Was clear quite early on that his plan wasn't working and Kane & Sterling were having a stinker. Have some balls to change things man.
>>68360366
Euro 2008 quarter final (?), Croatia - Turkey
Incredibly tight game, 0-0 until Croatia scores in the 119th minute
Everyone goes mental, then Turkey equalise in the 122nd minute or so with the last kick of the game
Modric misses his pen, Turkey go through in the shootout
>>68360400
There is absolutely no bright spark or "main man" in our team. Some teams have none and they won't do well, others have several, we fit into the former.
Every time we show up to a tournament the same thing happens and England look scared shitless over the pressure.
>>68360330
Any surgery has a risk of complications. The risk is certainly lower now than before, but if you do get them it's still no less agonising.
And if you get them, well. That's how the cookie crumbles.
>>68360338
>Poleaboo enters thread
>Starts fedora posting when someone makes fun of his fellow pakis
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
https://twitter.com/Footballogue/status/741941443539963904 turk & croat fans singing together in a kameradschaft atmosphere
>England have still failed to win their opening game at a European Championship tournament (D5 L4).
Joke tbqh
>>68360518
Nice
gimme some good bets for today /sp/
>>68360528
England has the shitfest fans imo that makes its team nervous. You only had to listen to the difference from both fans in both matches. Wales singing their hearts out for there team at 1-1 and the English gearing and booing when they were drawing 0-0.
>>68360575
Meme bets are the way. I got 20/1 on 'Romania getting a penatly and scoring' on Betfred.
Quick! Post your favourite English capitulation.
This one had everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ds1Q5vFEY
>>68360647
When England's Brave Andy Murray lost at the French Open this year
>>68360647
>It's the phone poster posting shit bait episode
>>68360702
>it's the englel fan who's still butthurt episode
>>68360647
Slippy G's second best move in his career
>>68360647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQSXG8ZJGtg
we have an acestream like yesterday`?
>>68360575
Will Grigg to score at any time m8. Easy fucking money as the lad is on fire.
Who /supportingbothIrelandteams/ here?
No need for any hate, all-Ireland final coming up!
>>68360025
WE MADE MOUNT&BLADE ULAN
>>68360872
they're not up already
will post one around 14h30/40
>be american
>get shot
fockin yanks innit la
Post EURO qts
>>68361027
>Be Swedish
>Produce Henrik Larsson
I will never not love your country mate.
Aren't Turks notoriously good at stabbing Leeds fans?
Prediction for Turkey - Croatia?
>>68361063
I think it'll be quite a close game but I think the Tyler, The Croatians will edge it 2-1
>>68361063
1-3
Croats are a real dark horse I reckon
GRIMEY BLAD
>>68361054
have you seen his son Jordan? 18 years old, plays in the top swedish league atm
>>68361063
turkey 2-1 croatia
cacic is a shit manager
>>68361062
you've played Storm Over Europe a lot i guess
>>68361135
getting coached by his dad too
pretty nice
>>68361135
He's been tearing it up, great pace and a powerful free kick.
Brendan Rodgers will bring him home hopefully. Its a great story and he's definitely good enough for SPFL. It is literally his destiny.
I was at Henke's last competitive game at Celtic Park. He scored twice against Dundee United and they put Jordan celebrating on the big screen. The wee man is Celtic through and through
Come home Jordan, plz!
>>68361150
I'm no Leeds fan, but I have mates who are leeds fans and are quite obsessed with the fact that turks and various other teams in Europe attack leeds fans violently
I'm starting to think it's their fault
>>68358517
Are you ready to kill some Poles?
>>68361240
>that flag
>this topic
It's the battle of the central midfields.
Rakitic & Modric v Turan & Sahin
It'll be 2-2 I reckon. Goals galore.
I really dont care what happens in any of these games
Only germany embarrassing themselves would make me feel an iota better about the situation
but it's not Euro 2000, so it's not gonna happen
>>68361302
Sahin is nowhere near the level of those other three
What are the chances of North Ireland beating Poland? Now that we fucked up, and think I'm going to actively support North Ireland this year
Do the Irish bring the best bantz?
>http://www.independent.ie/videos/sport/video-best-flag-of-the-euros-these-lads-have-just-burned-their-friend-with-two-epic-flags-34792743.html
>>68361302
Croatia have Kovacic too but I guess it would be too attacking going with all three.
>>68361339
Topped the group in qualifying but lost some decent players to injury (Chris Brunt has INSANE set piece delivery but he's out).
Their defence is pretty solid and a great unit but scoring will be the issue.
I hate these ITV intros
>>68360593
die
>>68361354
We actually, literally, definitively do.
>>68361354
>>68359960
5-2
https://twitter.com/djoun8/status/741945897068695552
scared of leaving my flat lads. those turkey lads running lose might be behaving for now, but what will happen if they lose?
So lads. What needs to happen?
We can still win the group, just gotta beat wales and slovakia. Which I guess isn't a given.
What can woy do to give make England play like they did for the first 30mins, for the whole game?
anyone else watching Changchun Yatai vs Beijing Guoan
chinese stadiums have surprisingly good atmosphere
>>68361510
stop acting as if sandniggers running rampage in your country is something new.
Turks 'n Croats right now
get mad lol
>>68361535
Take off le run fast and lose ball man. Just don't play him at all. Put players on who actually have ability instead of relying solely on le running fast.
>>68361302
brozovic is the real man
sahin is shit and turan does little as a cm
the stars of the show will be brozovic. hakan, a croatian winger and a madzukic confrontation resulting in a red for someone
>>68361510
>letting ISIS gather in large groups
>>68361535
I laughed like fuck at the goal last night but realistically England were really good. Hopefully Roy understands that he was too conservative at the end and judging by his press conference he seems to finally get it.
>>68361510
check this nigger>>68361576
Pretty sure croats and turks are fine
>>68361556
>1.3 billion people
>can't produce 11 competent football players
>>68361535
Target the goal not the goalkeeper
England you better win next game
I'm serious
>>68361608
>10 million swedes
>cant produce a single native swede
Would I be correct in assuming that socio-political tensions in Europe brought on by Syria, Turkey, Russia, and the refugee crisis have manifested themselves in the actions of European football fans.
I'm hoping for an ultimate showdown type situation.
Slav pundits are so based. Pundits mollycoddle England too much and don't give constructive criticism. Lee Dixon was the only person who said
>maybe raheem had a bad night
Just say it how it is. He's a meme mercenary.
>>68361677
nope it's just you guys and retarded russian supporters, rest is fine
>>68361665
whatever you say achmed
im on my way to get comfy guys
let the game begin
>>68361709
bit rich coming from you achmed
can someone pls make a EURO PEPE PLS
going to get comfy watching euros and the world blowing up from muslims
>>68361731
Hilarious coming from you Rasheed.
>>68361731
is the ramadan fasting making you a bit moody, achmed?
>Russian hooliganism charged
>British hooliganism let off
Someone explain how this is justice.
>>68361769
England are good anglo boys
>>68361769
the eternal anglo
>>68360647
If this happened today, /sp/ would implode. It had everything:
>England taking the lead
>missed penalty
>goals in injury time
>Stevie G fucking it all up
>meme player scoring 2
>>68361731
Lets be real, we're ALL achmeds here. Swedish/ French/British/German people calling each other achmed is redundant.
>>68361650
It was a bad end to the game yesterday, but It is possible to win I think, just gotta actually replace tired people and stop rely on verifiably shit players. Like le run-fast-lose-ball-man.
honest question
i can't name a single turkish, croatian, polish, or northern irish player
is it even worth it for me to watch these first two matches?
Is there hatred or love between North-Irish and 'regular' Irish?
Like if one of them would go to the last 16 and the other team wouldn't, would the other team support the successful team or basically the opposite?
>>68361769
Just banter la
>>68361812
>who is Lewandowski
>>68361763
its a great feeling
>>68361812
Of course this are very important matches for every club
>>68361812
Turkey - Croatia will imo be the most interesting game tonight
>>68361821
Irish people love to bomb Northern Irish
>>68361840
germany ukraine will also be awesome
>>68361812
You have no idea of what football is then
>>68361821
Some of both.
We have to get over the hate because we're fucked if we don't. So I'm normally a Republic supporter but I'm getting behind both.
Hate gets us nowhere. Everyone else commenting will post IRA and UVF Pepe's but they're the people stopping N.I. from progressing.
>>68361812
Do you even watch football lmao
>>68361812
>Sahin, Turan, Topal
>Rakitic, Modric, Mandzukic
>Lewandowski, Peszko, Milik,
>WILL GRIGG
Not saying you should know all the names, but some of them at least should sound familiar?
>>68361840
Looking more forward to Poland v NI
hope terim will sub in emre mor at 2nd half.
>>68361894
Americans only know Donovan and their local Barcelona 11.
>>68361840
so watch Turkey Croatia and then go to sleep? it's fucking 5am here and I just got done playing vidya
>>68361861
I hope, but I can see Ukraine playing cancer bunker for 90 minutes
>>68361795
The Swede is always NOT swedish it is some shitskin who thinks he is better than shitskin #24
>>68361840
for the post match entertainment I presume?
>>68361921
I'm not saying that, I will personally watch all the games, but if you want to watch just one game I would go for Croatia one
I wish I hada euro gf to be comfy with
>>68361894
Sahin (BVB Dortmund) Turan (Barcelona FC) Toprak (Bayer Leverkusen 04)
Rakitic (Barcelona FC) Modric (Real Madrid FC) Mandzukic (Juventus Turin)
Lewandowski (FC Bayern München) Milik (Ajax Amsterdam)
>>68361812
probably not since you don't know jack shit about football if you don't know at least Lewa, Fabiansky, Rakitic, Modric, Turan and Kyle motherfucking Lafferty
>>68361955
don't we all
>>68360593
wew i almost forgot
4f6a31bf4fba095d8bf7fd54088bc2cf655d149e french acestream (beIN) for Turkey v Croatia
>>68361894
Tbf I only really know about 6 of those guys.
>>68361821
theres always a mouth minority, but the majority of people from both sides of the border will want to see the other do well.
ill be happy for n.ireland to get far, would love for us to go far with them.
And if we have to play each other, i really wouldnt expect any trouble at all
>>68361923
No i think they will put much effort in this game
I think Konyplianka will cause much trouble on the left side
>>68361955
>>68361974
man, i come here to not think about that
game thread where?
Let's go Perisic
>>68359606
Bottling it 2 mins into stoppage time is inexcusable and it concerns me deeply
As soon as I saw 3 mins were added I just knew they were going to flap it
I'm so hyped my heart is gonna explode
anyone else here got a full schedule this week with Euro games as well as E3?
so glad I'm NEET for these occasions
>>68362014
i recently found out I was gay, is croatia really paradise for us?
In what minute will the TV camera first show Löw picking his nose and eating it?
0-9
10-19
20-29
30-39
40-49
50-59
60-69
70-79
80-89
90-90+
Place your bets now
BAN RUSSIA
>>68361955
a gf would be pushing you to go out and do stuff
while you want to dwell in and watch the games with your /sp/artans
>>68361974
>>68361955
>>68362002
stop it I came here to escape
/comfy/ tbqh
>>68361769
UEFA can only bring charges for things that happen inside the stadium
>>68362021
Fuck, this entire week is mental
Euros AND E3
Doesn't it start today or something?
>>68362014
I really think you guys can do something desu
JUST GIVE IT TO US ALREADY
>yfw UEFA sanctions Russia and gives England the 3-0
>>68361955
watched your game last night with mine, p comfy desu
OC wojak for tomorrows game lads
O N F I R E
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F
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>E3 is the world's premier trade show for computer, video and mobile games and related products.
>computer, video and mobile games
>>68361983
>beIN
Basé
Where the fuck is russia? Would he kindly step forward and tell me what his beef is with us english? why are you cunts fighting us for, we're on the same side you bunch of illiterate fucking cunts
>>68362068
saved!
>>68362045
starts tonight, la
EA conference starts at 9pm, so start of the second half of the Germany Ukraine game. Bethesda at like 2am
>>68362029
A minute before kick off.
this lad isn't that good looking, but he's got something special tbf
>>68362039
the fans seems sooo friendly should've gone to a fanzone
You anglo boys better not come to WC2018. Russians already planning your murder.
>>68362029
I'll put a tenner on 60-69
>>68362093
Fug
Looks like I'll be rocking one window for E3, one for the match, one for /v/ and one for /sp/
>>68362014
im expecting minimum semis from croats, but gib us 1 point at least pls
who /terrified/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajVwswKmW8
>>68362098
>but he's got something special tbf
Yeah, a crappy lightsaber and a shitty mask.
>>68362057
could that actually happen?
>Looks like I'll be rocking one window for E3, one for the match, one for /v/ and one for /sp/
Anyone knows how much a ticket costs on average for the quarter finals? Might go to Lille for the 1/07 quarter final, as this is not extremely far, but don't want to spend big money.
Fucking hell! The shit quality of the livestream on german tv!
eating cherries and grapes right now. despite everything going around in the city right now with the game and such my street is very calm, perfect silence. feels good
>>68362153
Go film someone pooing amir
>>68362014
Me too. Lets win for her Croatbro.
Arda Turan Skills 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVZv3g2JKko
Ivan Rakitic Skills 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbR7HOvNIn8
>>68362223
arda is low energy, im rly hoping for emre mor subbing in at 2nd half
>>68362172
>but don't want to spend big money.
Then don't go. It'll be practically impossible to buy one officially, you'll be forced to overpay for it in the black market. I mean, literally "black". Have you seen this french youth?
anglo acestream for the game 59c47b9cecb9bcd641dd4dc5f5cea6393aaea155 don't knwo about the quality as I'm using the french one
>>68362206
high test wew
>you now remember turkey made it to the semis in 2008
Game is in about 20 minutes right? That's 11 here if I didn't fuck up the timezone conversion
> Group D game before Group C
Fucking why
>>68361782
>>68361781
WE ARE CRASHING YOUR UNION KUNTZ, WITH NO SURVIVORS
ETERNAL.
>>68362258
yes
>>68362206
no way are those real
>>68361894
Let's also add:
>Calhanoglu, Özyakup
>Kramaric, Srna
>Krychowiak,Blascykowski (probably spelt that wrong)
>Lafferty
And I don't even watch much football 2bh.
>>68362252
They deserved it tho, i enjoyed watching their games
>>68362223
Not really following Barcelona games, how much does Turan even play?
>>68362270
thanks babe xx
>>68362045
>e3
fuck, havnt heard of that in years.
>>68358454
first post best post i should might have been done said
Go Croatia
>>68362153
Go back to /brit/ you faggot
childhood hero. Having Pires and Giuly on the same table is amazing
>tfw Swedish ref so I have someone to cheer for in this match
>>68362277
>Blascykowski (probably spelt that wrong)
Blaszczykowski
>>68362252
it was a heart attack fest, i remember 3-4 people died while watching games and my dad even didn't watch the semifinal games because mom was scared of that reason.
Football is a lot more comfy when it's not your team playing.
>>68362288
It's still fun, even if I don't play videogames as much as I used to. Just because it's such a clusterfuck every time.
>>68362283
for barca conditions very much mostly on RM
if you're not rooting for turkey you're basically a bigoted xenophobe desu
Which stream do you guys use to watch the games, senpaitachi?
>>68362353
Really enjoying this tournament, but believe me man it sucks when you're not playing at all
>>68362045
>E3
if this weren't a comfy thread i'd .. well yea
>>68362277
Holy shit how can i forget calhanoglu FREEKICK beast
>mirrors edge theme tune over 2008 compilation
I'm pretty hype tbqhwyf
>>68362395
You'd sperg out?
>>68362093
What will Bethesda be announcing?
this is gonna be good
>>68362395
that barthood episode was so good. I'm starting to think that the Simpsons are finally getting their shit together since the last two seasons
>>68362206
hnng
>>68362441
fallout 5 new new new new orleans
>>68362405
>mfw watched this live
shit was unexpected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK58AssP9tc
>>68362341
>tfw no Jonas Eriksson bf
>Billic's hair transplant
wew lad
Slaven Bilic is a based pundit. Very very good.
>>68362354
Nah,I dont play video games anymore, just find them boring and I have no desire to play. Which is a shame, but thats the way it goes
>>68362324
>buffering
>buffering
>buffering
Obligé de regarder TF1
>>68362474
He's no Adrian Chiles lad
went to croatia on vacation once so I'm rooting for them
>>68362474
he's no Wenger tbf
> Turkey in the EU
VOTE LEAVE
VOTE LEAVE
>>68362465
absolutely sick you know that was that time were HSV was close to relegations man he saved the whole club t bh
>>68362206
She's like the Croatian Thatcher.
>tfw want to give spee my stream but I don't want you faggots to slow it down
decisions decisions
is it on ITV or BBC
>>68362484
yeah happened to me too
42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7 here ENG lad don't waste time on tf1
>>68362519
ITV
>>68362519
itv
>>68362441
another skyrim remaster. i wish i was joking.
>>68362536
cheers
>>68362519
CHANNEL 3
>>68362519
ur mum is on my bbc la
pls murder these roaches
> Andy Townsend
PRE MATCH HYPE SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPECFQ4NhE
Will there be anthem booing lads?
acestream english acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>>68362566
LET IT BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!
RAWRRRRRR
>>68362528
Is there a way to watch this acestreams in a browser?
Turks OUT
>>68362565
THE HORROR
thank god there is no politics bullshit here. it's a hatefest in the two other threads.
Comfy matchthread or are we just staying here?
Can't stand the main threads, it's all CP and faggotry.
>>68362351
i remember something along the lines of people not handling, holy shit
>all those turks
wew
Croatia to win 5:0
i dont want that fucktards going crazy till 01:00
in front of my house
>>68362631
Kurds > Turkroaches
>>68362553
>that flag
>>68362631
It's ok you are welcome here today is footy I'll hate you once the EC is over
> Germany
> Cant watch the match online on public channel because of legal reasons
What the fuck is going on
fucking savages booing the anthem
>>68362631
FUCK POLITIC!!!!
Hey Deutschfriends, what do you think about our chances overall?
no passion from Croats for their anthem
>the entire stadium sings Turkey's anthem
I thought the Germany game wasn't until 21 CET?
Oh shit why are there so many Turks in Fra--- oh right it's France, nevermind.
>>68362668
>>68362678
What channel is this game on? Don't tell me today is RTL already
>>68362668
don't you know german law states that match days that have both Germany and Turkey are completely forbidden?
are you even german?
>>68362668
I'm watching on ZDF mate
Which one the good guy here?
>>68362678
I can see you in the semifinals without any problem
Why are the fucking Turk roach scum even here
SCUM
ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAST YOU MURDEROUS CUNTS
memeing aside the turkish flag is bretty nice
cheering for you guys since the crowd was bretty based during the anthem
>>68362707
>it's an American attempt at banter episode
You guys need to learn to be friends with others before you banter
>>68362715
Honestly they're both bad. I'm hoping for a draw.
>>68362715
turkey
croatians are genocidal autists
>>68362678
after watching the first two days we should cruise to the title with ease, I say just save the good players for the next WC
Who /anyonebuttheturks/ here?
>>68362093
>yuro, F1, E3
>le mans next week
>>68362631
Turkey in EU when??
>>68362742
t-thanks oman
Why is Germany allowed 2 teams?
>>68362742
>C*
>cstar
>moon drunk star
what did they mean by this?
>>68362803
Did you forget the split?
I thoght Canghounghulu(?) was German and Tah was Turkish
>>68362803
What did you mean by this?
>>68362803
what's Germany? Isn't that the old name of Syria?
>>68362820
Moonshine is haram though
>>68362714
ZDF? ARD is streaming today. It works now but it didn't earlier. Also the quality of the live stream feels like fucking 240p with no option to increase it.
> no HD option
> 2016
Fuck this country
>>68362706
ARD
>>68362742
It's literally Islam: The Flag.
But I have to agree that if the game was won with anthems, Turkey would be 2-0 up.
>>68362803
Why aren't you rooting for your people, Mahmud?
>>68362803
back to/pol/ bendere
why is the Turkish keeper wearing pink?
give me a (You) if you hate turks
>>68362846
You're thinking of MAKE WAY OF THE QUEENS GUARD
>>68358447
Good morning comfy. I noticed a big lack of german flags at windows and cars this year compared to previous years when I bought smokes and 2 bottles of schöfferhofer grapefruit.
>>68362803
Austria is forbidden to join Germany since Versailles mate
>>68362849
Nah if it was Islam the flag it would have a green background
The crowd is awesome
can we revive the comfy euro escort posting from yesterday?
post your favourite eastern european hookers, lads
GO GO GO CROATS
>>68362897
here
Who /ThomasCromwell/ here?
>>68362849
its the colours too desu, green is shit tier
How shitty is the matchthread lads?
>>68362848
oh sorry though today is gonna be like yesterday
anyway, thank you for ZDF, it provides much better coverage than Polish PPV shit
>>68362903
>2 bottles of schöfferhofer grapefruit.
>>68362914
It almost feels like Turkey is playing at home hmmm....
>not booked
RIGGED
>no yellow, just because it's early in the match
>>68362920
All I know is that this chick >>68362206 gives me a Fatih.
> No scoreboard
fucking itv
Anyone know the livesreamer link for the german stream? For ZDF I can just use the website link but ard is all schicky micky javascript spam.
Seeing all the fans yesterday and now makes me even more embarrassed to support our shitty national team, the fans are just so unbearable.
They are literally public viewing, party fans who don't watch football during the year, they never sing our anthem (neither do our players) and chanting? Nope. They can't sing anything but that OLE OLE and do laola waves... I'm ashamed of our fans
>>68362911
colourblind people made the flag
>>68363002
Shit, I thought it was my stream cutting it off. So it really was just >ITV
>>68363012
http://www.daserste.de/live/index.html
>>68362972
What can I say I dislike beer but like fruity stuff.
This fucking ITV commentator.
Did anyone tell him he's doing TV commentry and not radio?
Don't have to describe every single thing happening, I can fucking see!
>>68363002
but there is
why are a middle-eastern country allowed to play in a euro tourney, again?
>>68363002
Press your picture mode / aspect button
>>68363012
http://www.daserste.de/live/index.html
It has major delay though and quality is shit.
I have actually put my money on Croatia. Our time is painful to watch.
>>68363065
>German that dislikes beer
Consider sudoku, your beer is great as well.
>>68362979
Its pretty much balanced from what i see
you have the turkish on the left croatia on the right
>>68363002
>>68363059
It works fine on my end?
>>68363061
Doesn't work in Livestreamer™, Getrude.
>>68363075
same reason as Russia does.
>>68363125
Then stream in the browser
>>68363073
>>68363079
>>68363124
It wasn't there at the start. They've since fixed it. You know, >ITV.
>>68363075
same could be said about the UK
>beshee-tawz
holy shit this women commentator on ESPN is terrible
>>68363065
Then drink something fruity and take shots for the buzz or something. This stuff is a disgrace.
>>68363091
If the ZDF stream was an indication then the delay is done by the website, not the actual video feed because with livestreamer I was a good 20 seconds ahead of the website stream.
>>68363164
>Watching ESPN out of choice
fuuug my acestream is fucking me over, any1 got a good HD stream, preferably English?
Is calhanoglu on the pitch?
>>68363254
yeah
>>68363164
>women
There's your problem
>>68363164
Yeah, what's up with that, why is she even commentating? Im forced to watch ESPN since I hate the Slovene commentator.
>>68363152
russia is at least culturally european to some extent, you guys are just a bunch of muslim horse archers
Croats are playing ruthlessly.
>>68363252
pleb here
what's wrong with the NOS stream?
>>68360038
I shilled it on /v/.
Great pressure there really fast game
>>68363291
>Russia
>culturally european
yeah
both these teams are shit
Turkey's squad is very young
Ozan is fat as fuck desu
>>68363252
acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>>68363314
yesterday it wouldn't show HD, I'll try again though. Also I often prefer English commentary over the Dutch
>>68363372
Only just realised?
mediasource:http://www.daserste.de/032e827a-afc0-45b9-8378-3666a36288e2
>>68363199
Why would you download extra software on your pc to stream stuff if you can do it in the browser. I want to keep my PC clean from uneccessary software as much as possible.
>>68363382
he is being hyped as a box-to-box wonderkid in Turkey at the moment. it's not even funny.
>>68363164
i somehow feel you
watched espn football stream few days ago for some copa game and it was really bad.
its like german commentary on nfl games were they describe absolute basics since years every fucking time.
>>68363372
Croatia are literally better than us
>>68363391
everyone was hyping croatia because of their midfield
>tfw too busy shitposting to know what's going on in the game
>>68363414
Flash is the antithesis of german efficiency, you deserve better.
>>68363414
A browser is not an os and not made for video playing. Watching streams via VLC gives me better quality with less system strain, less delay and many options to custome like window size.
If you like watching videos in your fucking browsers then just watch on your 1981 made crt tv. instead.
So if Turkey drops out in Group stage,
will they get beheaded by our
great leader Erdogan?
I mean when they do, they brought
a great shame to our great country...
Turkish defense strong
>>68363501
stfu
>>68363432
Portugal? More like Too Poor to Goal lmao
>>68363514
not really desu
>>68363414
The browser applets are insane resource hogs, frequently crash and often have framerate issues. Seriously, install livestreamer and go on twitch and compare the results in your media player and the browser, the differences are insane, even on a good rig. If you have a toaster, the difference is even bigger.
>Turkey won't be allowed into Europe
Fucking Cameroon
Pretty shit game so far
We need more suicide jihadi johns
turkish defense worse than constantinople
>>68363544
Keep shilling your peer 2 peer
>>68363529
dont be mad mehmed
>>68363531
joke's on you i'm actually german
Who are playing better so far?
game sux
riots when?
>>68363494
> OS
> Made for video playing
What.
So since browsers are not "made for video playing" then youtube 4k streams in chrome and others are not a thing? Have I been just dreaming all these years?
Its the websites giving people shit streams, not the browser not being able to handle the video playback in full hd.
>>68363589
Croatia slightly
>>68363572
Livestreamer isn't p2p, you idiot.
>>68363589
croatia
I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to write a passive aggressive tweet @ard that tells them to put their streaming service into this decades standards.
i hope turkey gets fucked, fucking erdogan
Is erdogan in the stadium ???
Who /bored/ here?
>>68363494
>A browser is not an os and not made for video playing
top kek
>>68363719
Compared to the ZDF stream this
is a really shitty stream...
But on the other side 10 mio. turks are watching
it so thats propably why
>>68363604
t. Unterschichten Bernd
>>68363727
Reported to erdogan
>>68363719
Alter, bist du Nadsi?
>>68363819
Was studierst du den so?
kek I love how Croats are like "just banter bro" whenever a foul happens and Turks are legitimately pissed
Turks? More like jerks.
>>68363784
here
this game desperately needs a goal
Too many fucking germans in here
uncomfy desu
>>68363847
we are hotheads mate
That Turkish keeper kit is fabulous
>>68363872
This familia
>>68363847
roaches are quick to anger.
This is what happens when neither team has pace up front.
This game has basically been Srna and Modric vs Turkish defence.
>>68363872
It's what happens when the worst of the ~bundesu~ and /deutsch/ mix I feel like, but at least it's better than /pol/posting in the official match thread
OH FUGG
>>68363872
go cry in a pillow britbong
croats playing pretty good
>>68363872
don't make this thread uncomfy by hating on other countries, honestly this thread is pretty good so far desu
Fuck me nice save
SHould have scored lad
FUCK OFF ROACHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Should've finished that
>>68363925
It would be offside anyway
am i supposed to cheer for turks or croats???
>>68363847
but that's normal?
>>68363872
germany is full of turks that's why. So all these "germans" you see are turks.
>>68363932
Calm down abdul tsuuu
good save desu
almost thought it was over
lads, remember this guy? so based
>>68363872
I dunno i quite like conversing with my fellow europeans
>>68363960
croats
>go for dinner
>come back half an hour later
>still 0-0
I don't know why I was even expecting anything else.
Great save by the Croatian keeper btw.
>>68363872
>germans
more like
>tanned germans
lls but yeah i agree nothing comfy about roaches
I want Croatia to win.
>>68364011
I loved this guy in The Mummy.
This goal line technology is pretty neat tbqh
>>68364027
so you left literally as soon the game started?
why the fuck is this roach getting red when it was the Croat that jumped on his elbow?
>>68363977
my girlfriend's parents came from the polish part of the german empire
are they actually poles or are they german?
she honestly looks too blonde to be german, it's weird walking around Hamburg with her considering 80% of the people are brunette
>>68363872
""""germans""""
>>68364027
>it's already been 30 mins
holy shit, time flies by
jesus
>>68364042
everybody besides turks want croatia to win
HEEM LEAKY
That keeper looks like the most turkish turk that ever made kebab
Jesus Christ both keepers are at the top of their game today.
>>68364065
Yeah, it was closing soon, and I just made it.
>jump into an elbow
>get a yellow card for him
shanked m8
>>68364067
yellow*
he becomes the turk
>>68364112
Just had the same thought
>>68363960
The team with the prettier boys~
Turks draw first blood
We need Serbia
remove kebab
>>68363815
ban me
Much failures in the build up game so far
>commentators suddenly medical experts
>>68364071
she could be prussian they are the true blonde hair blue eyed germans
>a turban
>Just whack a load of bandages on his head, that'll do
another elbow
topkek
>>68364071
Ost-Preuße
It's raining pretty bad where I am in the UK
it's fucking cozy
ded
>>68364106
that's not true, a lot of people like us. right???
L-LEAVE ME ALONE
>they gave him a turban
Cool
>Turkelbows
>>68364224
that's what I thought, why don't they just replace him?
I feel like these football players overreact just a little.
>>68364238
It's sunny here in the south east
It´s like a fucking turkey shoot
Remember that I am allowed to be an obnoxious retard when watching football and ruin it for everybody but when you call me out for it you are a butthurt leftie cuck
>>68364245
I love Döner Kebap.
>>68364238
Same m8, it's soothing my hangover anxiety
Mummy bought in snacks too.
>no pace
>no finishing
>no teamwork
we'll surely win
>>68364238
Northern lad? Pissing down in >Sunderland.
Croatia - Turkey 1FT
Poland - NI 1FT
Ukraine - Germany 0HT
GRUBA PAPA ZAINWESTOWANA, JUTRO WYLOT NA MALEDIWY. ELO ZIPY.
Have the commentators mentioned yet that the referee is a millionaire?
>>68364291
It's grim up north
>>68364313
same m8
man loves sunday afternoon butterkist
is anyone making new comfy thread?
Is this a local derby?
new bread
>>68364245
not really
what has turkey ever done for the world except raping and pillaging?
>>68364245
I have Turkish friends but I want Croatia to win
>>68364238
Same mate
/manchester/ here la
Hahaha shots 3 goals over the goal.
>going on goal from that far
>>68364350
top kek
literally as soon as I sent that the commentators mentioned that he's a millionaire
literally mention it during every CL game he referees
>>68364350
Spooky mate, do you work for ITV
>>68364327
Yeah, Barnsley here.
Absolute scenes
New bread when
>>68364382
invent the best fastfood ever, so it's forgiven desu
>>68364382
Laying the fundamentals of algebra?
>Swede refs for Turks
hmmmm
he fucking killed the corner flag
If we do get a new thread, it better be comfier than this one.
You lads are way to up tight up in here.
New thread
>>68364455
>>68364238
Rained last night in the midlands now it's cloudy as usual
>turkey
>white
>>68364443
more like ficki ficki'd some blonde girls right? ;DDDDD FUGGIN TURGROACHES
>>68364474
Gracias senior
>>68364443
lmao
>>68364402
Apparently the people at Download festival are drowning lel
WHAT A STRIKE LAD
HOLY SHIT
YEAH BABY!
Luka Modric is a wonderful footballer.
He scored the same goal for Spurs against Bolton in 2012.
KEBAB REMOVED
>get up to take a piss
>immediate goal scored even though 40 minutes of nothing so far
Story of my life
>>68364961
Go for a piss again
>>68364961
>not having a piss bottle
get it together australia
>>68364961
couldn't you have waited another 5 minutes mate? cmon son
What was that?
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