12th of June 2016
Turkey vs. Croatia -- Paris (3 pm CET/9 pm ET)
Poland vs. Northern Ireland -- Nice (6 pm CET/12 pm ET)
Germany vs. Ukraine -- Lille (9 p, CET/3 pm ET, ESPN)
First thread of the day edition! No previous thread, today is a new day!
Literally the only good game is the first one
IIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGERRRRLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDD
Still mad tbqh
We'll finish 3rd in our group I bet
>>68358447
Flying out of my beloved NI this morning heading for Nice. Feeling pretty good desu. Travelling with 14 other Norn Iron fans.
>>68358447
Is there any point to these games?
>>68358517
Take care
>>68358531
Thanks Germany. That's "nice" of you to say that.
> How many Nice puns will be said today.
> Answer: Not enough.
>mfw can't watch the 15h game
these threads don't work
>>68358523
R A R E
>all the shit teams play today
Feelsbadman
Friendly reminder for racists to get the fuck out
>>68358523
is the any point in life itself?
>>68359199
>Sweden
GAWA
>>68359199
can't even name all of these players/managers tbqh
??? ??? Puyol Bale
Luiz Essien Til Schweiger Ribery
Messi Figo ??? Robben
Cavani Wonga AVB Sticky now
Kult Kloppo Ronaldo Nani Ramos
KPB Zanetti
>>68359328
3rd one on second row is kuba
>>68359261
yeah
>>68359304
Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Laffertyyyy
He's seven foot
And he plays the flute
Kyle Laffertyyyyy.
Apparantley is getting bantered about.
>>68359199
>Sweden
>>68359199
take this shit to the non comfy threads
>>68359328
that's not Til Schweiger that's Jakub Blaszczyzyzczikowski
>>68359328
>"???" for Abidal and Cannavaro
U N D E R A G E
>Dutch flag
>doesn't recognize 2010 World Cup final referee Howard Webb
>>68358447
Can't believe we are top of our group lads.
sharp pain in my right side, feel like dying
>>68359436
Just beat England m8, the entire galaxy wills it.
>>68359199
>>68359436
CYMRU
>>68359437
the pain is not only in my right side tbf
>>68359436
>England going out to Bales
>>68359436
How can a country with only a 3mil population be so based?
>>68359436
Just wait til Thursday, sheepshagger.
>>68359437
Do you still have your appendix?
>>68359199
>that flag
>this post
>>68358523
No. Are you ready for your match against Austria lad?
>>68359049
No it's not, he's literally my neighbor
>>68359514
cya engurland
>>68359477
Entire galaxy minus the 40 million English (65 million population minus the 25million Arabs and gypsies currently occupying their lands).
Is there any online streaming website where I can watch the matches ? I don't have tv.
>>68359522
Ikr when we beat your team of Afro English players you'll be begging for us to beat the Russians for you kek
>>68359328
This is the actual list
Abidal, Cannavaro, Puyol, Goessling
Luiz, Essien, Blaszczykowski, Ribery
Messi, Figo, Webb, Robben
Cavani, Wenger, Villas-Boas, Cruyff
Klopp, Ronaldo, Jones, Ramos
Boateng, Zanetti
>>68359526
yes i think i have to go to the hospital
>>68359436
It's only one game in lad. Don't let English style delusions ruin you.
>>68359590
If the sharp pain is coming from a bit above your pelvis, that might be a smart move.
Any other Englel fans not too worried with last night? I'd much rather we finished second and faced either austria or iceland than finishing first and potentially facing poland/ukraine or czech/kebabs/croatia
>>68359552
Well okay.
Woy is in panic mode right now.
He can't drop half the team so he's probably frozen in fear and will put the same team out.
All those manlets trying to mark Russian giants last night was comical.
>>68359420
this i recognized Howard Webb immediately
>>68359605
well wish me luck
who easy group winner here
>>68359882
us
>>68359606
I'd rather not make excuses, and condemn England's ability to not be able to close out a game that actually matters
>>68359635
They did a fair job of handling dzyuba, couldn't do the centre halfs though
>>68359199
Sweden yes
>>68359855
Don't worry, even if it is appendicitis, the surgery is laparoscopic nowadays, so it barely even leaves a scar. And you're in and out of the hospital in a few days. It's fucking brilliant really.
https://twitter.com/MilliTakimlar/status/741278652684468224
THE BANTZ HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED
>>68358447
This tournament is anything but comfy. It's been like a miniature reinactment of Europe's past.
Pretty fun tbqh.
>>68359904
CH 7
FR 6
RO 4
AL 0
>>68359436
Who would win
3 lions or a dragon?
>>68359927
/comfy/ surgery
>>68359960
5-2
>>68359965
literally wales
I might top myself unironically when it does
>>68359960
>Switzerland beat France, yet draw to Romania
>>68359950
>tfw GOAT Euro 2008 will never happen again for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgiKVo2Kps
>>68359969
Compared to how it used to be, extremely comfy. Big appendix scars are a thing of the past. Now you just end up with a few tiny scars.
Please root for us today, we made Witcher.
>>68360025
>we
what development position did you have la
>>68360008
tfw you still have one big scar instead of a three tiny ones
But it's not really that big
>>68360001
that was the implication, yes
>>68359996
time for a bit of revenge
>>68359965
In a hypothetical fight? You'd think the dragon would just circle around them flying and breathing fire on them. No contest really.
But in terms of the football match? It's hard to say as both teams have such Jekyll and Hyde moments. Really depends on which of them turns up. In reality if Englel are fired up and play well and Wales lose confidence it could really be a hammering from englel.
I pray that shit englel turn up on Thursday.
>>68360040
our team actually got stronger. Don't really know about Suisse though and apart from the bundesliga lads (rodriguez, xhaka and sommer) your team isn't really attractive
>>68359590
Good luck Austria bro. When I had mine removed my mom thought I was faking and made me go to school and then I basically ended up laying on the floor crying in front of my class until and ambulance came for me.
I wish that old cunt would die already.
>no et to save us from a tur-cro draw
https://youtu.be/oVQsEzgB0w8
The best song ever made. Euro 2016 hymn for Poland.
>>68360100
Wouldn't want to meet those guys in a dark alley (or sunny open area for that matter)
>mfw dreamed of Bailey Jay trying to rape me
>>68360117
He is king of Albania
>>68359436
I love you CYMRU
>>68359950
that was the craziest moment I've seen live in a football game
Poleaboo feels todays set of games are more competitive than yesterdays
>Northern Ireland 1-0 Poland
Northern Ireland play better as a team
>Turkey 2-2 Croatia
Hopefully we get an exciting game like the one in 2008
>Germany 3-0 Ukraine
Worlds apart
I can't comprehend how England can do so great in qualifying against a group that has like 3 teams as good as Russia, beat France and Germany in friendlies, but when they go into a tournament they play like total shit. It happened last World Cup too.
Why lads?
>>68360211
>play like total shit
except we didn't
>>68359927
Fuck you
I had my appendicitis removed 7 years ago and I stayed a week (7 days) in the hospital because of peritonitis complications. Had enema performed by old nurses and shit. Traumatizing.
>>68359855
Good luck m8
>>68359590
Please go and get yourself checked up. A ruptured appendix means 1 week of intensive care unit and might even kill you. Don't risk anything.
>>68360211
Poleaboo feels we played good positive football
We just didn't have the quality to punish those parking the bus
lads
>>68360223
There's time.
Remember all the talk about how unlucky we were against Italy after the first game of the last World Cup.
Then we stunk the place up. It's Vintage England and I can't wait for the trolling after Wales scrape a win against us.
>>68360100
jesus immobile put on some weight
Do you think we'll win lads
>>68360233
>7 years ago
That explains things.
hoping croatian ultras bash in the heads of some turkish fans
that would be comfier than the dickens
>>68360298
I had laparoscopic surgery though
>>68360297
yes
>>68360318
>hoping croatian ultras bash in the heads of some turkish fans
>
>that would be comfier than the dickens
>>68360297
not doubting any minutes. Kalinic and Mandzukic are good attackers. that midfield is also strong af
>>68360318
no please. they can do hooligan stuff in Marseille but I don't want them to shit up Paris
>>68360275
>Vintage England
this, this, this.
We weren't overwhelmingly bad, we weren't surprisingly good either. We were just typical England, not quite bad enough to complain, and not impressive enough to praise.
It's just what I expected because we have a shit mediocre team.
>>68359950
>all those likes and retweets
man, muslims really like twitter
>>68360195
whats the context of this match?
>>68360344
I honestly think you just have a shit manager. Honestly if he had half a brain cell they'd of won last night but his decision making was fucking abysmal. Was clear quite early on that his plan wasn't working and Kane & Sterling were having a stinker. Have some balls to change things man.
>>68360366
Euro 2008 quarter final (?), Croatia - Turkey
Incredibly tight game, 0-0 until Croatia scores in the 119th minute
Everyone goes mental, then Turkey equalise in the 122nd minute or so with the last kick of the game
Modric misses his pen, Turkey go through in the shootout
>>68360400
There is absolutely no bright spark or "main man" in our team. Some teams have none and they won't do well, others have several, we fit into the former.
Every time we show up to a tournament the same thing happens and England look scared shitless over the pressure.
>>68360330
Any surgery has a risk of complications. The risk is certainly lower now than before, but if you do get them it's still no less agonising.
And if you get them, well. That's how the cookie crumbles.
>>68360338
>Poleaboo enters thread
>Starts fedora posting when someone makes fun of his fellow pakis
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
https://twitter.com/Footballogue/status/741941443539963904 turk & croat fans singing together in a kameradschaft atmosphere
>England have still failed to win their opening game at a European Championship tournament (D5 L4).
Joke tbqh
>>68360518
Nice
gimme some good bets for today /sp/
>>68360366
>>68360528
England has the shitfest fans imo that makes its team nervous. You only had to listen to the difference from both fans in both matches. Wales singing their hearts out for there team at 1-1 and the English gearing and booing when they were drawing 0-0.
>>68360575
Meme bets are the way. I got 20/1 on 'Romania getting a penatly and scoring' on Betfred.
Quick! Post your favourite English capitulation.
This one had everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ds1Q5vFEY
>>68360647
When England's Brave Andy Murray lost at the French Open this year
>>68360647
>It's the phone poster posting shit bait episode
>>68360702
>it's the englel fan who's still butthurt episode
>>68360647
Slippy G's second best move in his career
>>68360647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQSXG8ZJGtg
we have an acestream like yesterday`?
>>68360575
Will Grigg to score at any time m8. Easy fucking money as the lad is on fire.
Who /supportingbothIrelandteams/ here?
No need for any hate, all-Ireland final coming up!
>>68360025
WE MADE MOUNT&BLADE ULAN
>>68360872
they're not up already
will post one around 14h30/40
>be american
>get shot
fockin yanks innit la
Post EURO qts
>>68361027
>Be Swedish
>Produce Henrik Larsson
I will never not love your country mate.
>>68361032
Aren't Turks notoriously good at stabbing Leeds fans?
Prediction for Turkey - Croatia?
>>68361063
I think it'll be quite a close game but I think the Tyler, The Croatians will edge it 2-1
>>68361063
1-3
Croats are a real dark horse I reckon
GRIMEY BLAD
>>68361054
have you seen his son Jordan? 18 years old, plays in the top swedish league atm
>>68361063
turkey 2-1 croatia
cacic is a shit manager
>>68361062
you've played Storm Over Europe a lot i guess
>>68361135
getting coached by his dad too
pretty nice
>>68361135
He's been tearing it up, great pace and a powerful free kick.
Brendan Rodgers will bring him home hopefully. Its a great story and he's definitely good enough for SPFL. It is literally his destiny.
I was at Henke's last competitive game at Celtic Park. He scored twice against Dundee United and they put Jordan celebrating on the big screen. The wee man is Celtic through and through
Come home Jordan, plz!
>>68361150
I'm no Leeds fan, but I have mates who are leeds fans and are quite obsessed with the fact that turks and various other teams in Europe attack leeds fans violently
I'm starting to think it's their fault
>>68358517
Are you ready to kill some Poles?
>>68361240
>that flag
>this topic
It's the battle of the central midfields.
Rakitic & Modric v Turan & Sahin
It'll be 2-2 I reckon. Goals galore.
I really dont care what happens in any of these games
Only germany embarrassing themselves would make me feel an iota better about the situation
but it's not Euro 2000, so it's not gonna happen
>>68361302
Sahin is nowhere near the level of those other three
What are the chances of North Ireland beating Poland? Now that we fucked up, and think I'm going to actively support North Ireland this year
Do the Irish bring the best bantz?
>http://www.independent.ie/videos/sport/video-best-flag-of-the-euros-these-lads-have-just-burned-their-friend-with-two-epic-flags-34792743.html
>>68361302
Croatia have Kovacic too but I guess it would be too attacking going with all three.
>>68361339
Topped the group in qualifying but lost some decent players to injury (Chris Brunt has INSANE set piece delivery but he's out).
Their defence is pretty solid and a great unit but scoring will be the issue.
I hate these ITV intros
>>68360593
die
>>68361354
We actually, literally, definitively do.
>>68361354
>>68359960
5-2
https://twitter.com/djoun8/status/741945897068695552
scared of leaving my flat lads. those turkey lads running lose might be behaving for now, but what will happen if they lose?
So lads. What needs to happen?
We can still win the group, just gotta beat wales and slovakia. Which I guess isn't a given.
What can woy do to give make England play like they did for the first 30mins, for the whole game?
anyone else watching Changchun Yatai vs Beijing Guoan
chinese stadiums have surprisingly good atmosphere
>>68361510
stop acting as if sandniggers running rampage in your country is something new.
Turks 'n Croats right now
get mad lol
>>68361535
Take off le run fast and lose ball man. Just don't play him at all. Put players on who actually have ability instead of relying solely on le running fast.
>>68361302
brozovic is the real man
sahin is shit and turan does little as a cm
the stars of the show will be brozovic. hakan, a croatian winger and a madzukic confrontation resulting in a red for someone
>>68361510
>letting ISIS gather in large groups
>>68361535
I laughed like fuck at the goal last night but realistically England were really good. Hopefully Roy understands that he was too conservative at the end and judging by his press conference he seems to finally get it.
>>68361510
check this nigger>>68361576
Pretty sure croats and turks are fine
>>68361556
>1.3 billion people
>can't produce 11 competent football players
>>68361535
Target the goal not the goalkeeper
England you better win next game
I'm serious
>>68361608
>10 million swedes
>cant produce a single native swede
Would I be correct in assuming that socio-political tensions in Europe brought on by Syria, Turkey, Russia, and the refugee crisis have manifested themselves in the actions of European football fans.
I'm hoping for an ultimate showdown type situation.
Slav pundits are so based. Pundits mollycoddle England too much and don't give constructive criticism. Lee Dixon was the only person who said
>maybe raheem had a bad night
Just say it how it is. He's a meme mercenary.
>>68361677
nope it's just you guys and retarded russian supporters, rest is fine
>>68361665
whatever you say achmed
im on my way to get comfy guys
let the game begin
>>68361709
bit rich coming from you achmed
can someone pls make a EURO PEPE PLS
going to get comfy watching euros and the world blowing up from muslims
>>68361731
Hilarious coming from you Rasheed.
>>68361731
is the ramadan fasting making you a bit moody, achmed?
>Russian hooliganism charged
>British hooliganism let off
Someone explain how this is justice.
>>68361769
England are good anglo boys
>>68361769
the eternal anglo
>>68360647
If this happened today, /sp/ would implode. It had everything:
>England taking the lead
>missed penalty
>goals in injury time
>Stevie G fucking it all up
>meme player scoring 2
>>68361731
Lets be real, we're ALL achmeds here. Swedish/ French/British/German people calling each other achmed is redundant.
>>68361650
It was a bad end to the game yesterday, but It is possible to win I think, just gotta actually replace tired people and stop rely on verifiably shit players. Like le run-fast-lose-ball-man.
honest question
i can't name a single turkish, croatian, polish, or northern irish player
is it even worth it for me to watch these first two matches?
Is there hatred or love between North-Irish and 'regular' Irish?
Like if one of them would go to the last 16 and the other team wouldn't, would the other team support the successful team or basically the opposite?
>>68361769
Just banter la
>>68361812
>who is Lewandowski
>>68361763
its a great feeling
>>68361812
Of course this are very important matches for every club
>>68361812
Turkey - Croatia will imo be the most interesting game tonight
>>68361821
Irish people love to bomb Northern Irish
>>68361840
germany ukraine will also be awesome
>>68361812
You have no idea of what football is then
>>68361821
Some of both.
We have to get over the hate because we're fucked if we don't. So I'm normally a Republic supporter but I'm getting behind both.
Hate gets us nowhere. Everyone else commenting will post IRA and UVF Pepe's but they're the people stopping N.I. from progressing.
>>68361812
Do you even watch football lmao
>>68361812
>Sahin, Turan, Topal
>Rakitic, Modric, Mandzukic
>Lewandowski, Peszko, Milik,
>WILL GRIGG
Not saying you should know all the names, but some of them at least should sound familiar?
>>68361840
Looking more forward to Poland v NI
hope terim will sub in emre mor at 2nd half.
>>68361894
Americans only know Donovan and their local Barcelona 11.
>>68361840
so watch Turkey Croatia and then go to sleep? it's fucking 5am here and I just got done playing vidya
>>68361861
I hope, but I can see Ukraine playing cancer bunker for 90 minutes
>>68361795
The Swede is always NOT swedish it is some shitskin who thinks he is better than shitskin #24
>>68361840
for the post match entertainment I presume?
>>68361921
I'm not saying that, I will personally watch all the games, but if you want to watch just one game I would go for Croatia one
I wish I hada euro gf to be comfy with
>>68361894
Sahin (BVB Dortmund) Turan (Barcelona FC) Toprak (Bayer Leverkusen 04)
Rakitic (Barcelona FC) Modric (Real Madrid FC) Mandzukic (Juventus Turin)
Lewandowski (FC Bayern München) Milik (Ajax Amsterdam)
>>68361812
probably not since you don't know jack shit about football if you don't know at least Lewa, Fabiansky, Rakitic, Modric, Turan and Kyle motherfucking Lafferty
>>68361955
don't we all
>>68360593
wew i almost forgot
4f6a31bf4fba095d8bf7fd54088bc2cf655d149e french acestream (beIN) for Turkey v Croatia
>>68361894
Tbf I only really know about 6 of those guys.
>>68361821
theres always a mouth minority, but the majority of people from both sides of the border will want to see the other do well.
ill be happy for n.ireland to get far, would love for us to go far with them.
And if we have to play each other, i really wouldnt expect any trouble at all
>>68361923
No i think they will put much effort in this game
I think Konyplianka will cause much trouble on the left side
>>68361955
>>68361974
man, i come here to not think about that
game thread where?
Let's go Perisic
>>68359606
Bottling it 2 mins into stoppage time is inexcusable and it concerns me deeply
As soon as I saw 3 mins were added I just knew they were going to flap it
I'm so hyped my heart is gonna explode
anyone else here got a full schedule this week with Euro games as well as E3?
so glad I'm NEET for these occasions
>>68362014
i recently found out I was gay, is croatia really paradise for us?
In what minute will the TV camera first show Löw picking his nose and eating it?
0-9
10-19
20-29
30-39
40-49
50-59
60-69
70-79
80-89
90-90+
Place your bets now
BAN RUSSIA
>>68361955
a gf would be pushing you to go out and do stuff
while you want to dwell in and watch the games with your /sp/artans
>>68361974
>>68361955
>>68362002
stop it I came here to escape
/comfy/ tbqh
>>68361769
UEFA can only bring charges for things that happen inside the stadium
>>68362021
Fuck, this entire week is mental
Euros AND E3
Doesn't it start today or something?
>>68362014
I really think you guys can do something desu
JUST GIVE IT TO US ALREADY
>yfw UEFA sanctions Russia and gives England the 3-0
>>68361955
watched your game last night with mine, p comfy desu
OC wojak for tomorrows game lads
O N F I R E
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>E3 is the world's premier trade show for computer, video and mobile games and related products.
>computer, video and mobile games
>>68361983
>beIN
Basé
Where the fuck is russia? Would he kindly step forward and tell me what his beef is with us english? why are you cunts fighting us for, we're on the same side you bunch of illiterate fucking cunts
>>68362068
saved!
>>68362045
starts tonight, la
EA conference starts at 9pm, so start of the second half of the Germany Ukraine game. Bethesda at like 2am
>>68362029
A minute before kick off.
this lad isn't that good looking, but he's got something special tbf
>>68362039
the fans seems sooo friendly should've gone to a fanzone
You anglo boys better not come to WC2018. Russians already planning your murder.
>>68362029
I'll put a tenner on 60-69
>>68362093
Fug
Looks like I'll be rocking one window for E3, one for the match, one for /v/ and one for /sp/
>>68362014
im expecting minimum semis from croats, but gib us 1 point at least pls
who /terrified/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajVwswKmW8
>>68362098
>but he's got something special tbf
Yeah, a crappy lightsaber and a shitty mask.
>>68362057
could that actually happen?
>Looks like I'll be rocking one window for E3, one for the match, one for /v/ and one for /sp/
Anyone knows how much a ticket costs on average for the quarter finals? Might go to Lille for the 1/07 quarter final, as this is not extremely far, but don't want to spend big money.
Fucking hell! The shit quality of the livestream on german tv!
eating cherries and grapes right now. despite everything going around in the city right now with the game and such my street is very calm, perfect silence. feels good
>>68362153
Go film someone pooing amir
>>68362014
Me too. Lets win for her Croatbro.
Arda Turan Skills 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVZv3g2JKko
Ivan Rakitic Skills 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbR7HOvNIn8
>>68362223
arda is low energy, im rly hoping for emre mor subbing in at 2nd half
>>68362172
>but don't want to spend big money.
Then don't go. It'll be practically impossible to buy one officially, you'll be forced to overpay for it in the black market. I mean, literally "black". Have you seen this french youth?
anglo acestream for the game 59c47b9cecb9bcd641dd4dc5f5cea6393aaea155 don't knwo about the quality as I'm using the french one
>>68362206
high test wew
>you now remember turkey made it to the semis in 2008
Game is in about 20 minutes right? That's 11 here if I didn't fuck up the timezone conversion
> Group D game before Group C
Fucking why
>>68361782
>>68361781
WE ARE CRASHING YOUR UNION KUNTZ, WITH NO SURVIVORS
ETERNAL.
>>68362258
yes
>>68362206
no way are those real
