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Coach Carlo having plans with the players
goooooooooooooood morning
aua aua mein kopf
>>68357778
you should drink less. or more
*honk* *honk*
Greetings
>>68357778
>>68358200
Fuck off
turkey - croatia
fuuuck i dont know what to tipp. 1-1 or 0-1 for croatia? Argh
Mit 'nem Sombrero auf und Doc Martens an
So geht die Reise los
Nach Mexico, auch ohne Geld
Wenn's sein muss mit 'nem Floß
Und wenn wir drüben sind, drüben sind
Dann wird's erst richtig schön
Wir werden unsere Mannschaft wieder siegen seh'n
Señoritas im Arm
Tequila lauwarm
Vom Durchfall geplagt
Und von Fliegen gejagt
Im Land der Kakteen
Werden wir, Du wirst seh'n
Wieder Weltmeister, Weltmeister sein
>>68358285
wat
>>68358182
Hehe
Shame I'm not in Copenhagen today.
There's a Turkish family living down the road from my parents, but I don't think they'll make much noise.
>>68358345
oh hello mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkswFlvDJm8
>Böhse Onkelz
>there are unironical Ronnies lurking ITT
lmao
GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWDbWdXpKJ8
>Marcel Reif at DoPa
FUCK YOU YOU OLD GEEZER YOU ALREADY RETIRED
Anybody else feel like the Euro has already lost it's innocence?
You can see it on /sp/ too. The WC was mostly friendly banter and ayy lmao posting.
Now it's genuine keyboard warrior hatred and chauvinism.
Now you can blame it on other boards invading but the events of yesterday did their part too.
>>68359235
Is this bait? Maybe you should stay in your safe space on /r/soccer.
Oh boy, there's a thunderstorm a brewing
>>68358533
Say what you want about onkelz but the song is the perfect nationalmannschaft hype song
>>68359476
>Say what you want about onkelz
They're shit and so are 101% of their songs
>>68359487
>t. David goldberg
>>68359622
thanks for proving me right, Ronny
>>68359631
That delusion
Not even surprised
But he's right though, Mexiko is part of >our NT culture.
Too bad the times of hearing 10k fans chant it during the match are over now that #DieMannschaft supporters are Anja and Tanja and all the Schulze-Richter families with their Thorben-Hendriks.
>>68359674
hi I'm Inigo Montoya
>>68359674
>delusion
I don't think you know what that word means.
>>68359689
Its still chanted at alot of the tournament games. See brazil for reference
>>68359707
Nice comeback you won
>>68359487
This
>>68358200
morning
guys how do i post pics from a mobile device??
really nervous guys
>>68360776
Just watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWfwoZHqMwk
If I were Jogi I'd show this the players before every match
>>68360806
4 goats
>>68360806
>j-julian, n-no
>>68360806
"12 mille und ich muss dafür absolut nichts machen"
>>68360806
draxler to bayern when?
>>68360804
Not nervous about football, that shits under control. Got a job interview tomorrow, I feel like I am gonna fuck it up again.
sausagelads I have muller as captain of my fantasy team. is he going to rise to the occasion and become the meme of the tournament?
>>68360868
You can do it, Anon!
>>68360818
top top kek
>>68360925
He is the safest bet you could make.
Obviously there's still the possibility of him having a bad tournament but out of all the players in the Euro he is the safest best to deliver.
>>68360955
>out of all the players in the Euro he is the safest best to deliver
>who is gomez
>>68360927
Draxler is better than Messi when he tries to play football. Doubtful about the others though
>>68360927
Thanks man
>>68360991
I wouldnt say better but he is genuinely the best German footballer in terms of sheer ability
>>68360991
Too bad he fucked his whole career up by staying at >Schalke for too long and then moving to Wolfsburg
>>68361301
he's 22
>go the gay club
>get shot
Turkey - Croatia will be amazing. no more matuidi failing to do a simple short pass. no more joe allen. it's all Modric vs Arda Turan. Rakitic vs Sahin. Literally drooling right now
>>68361469
sahin a shit tho
>>68361469
This is the type of game that make international tournaments so great.
>>68360806
is götze recruiting draxler for bayern?
>>68361469
>muh sahin
how to spot someone who knows fuck all about football
you're even in the bundesliga thread and you still don't post hakan. fucking off yourself
>>68361659
rude
>not rating a fit Sahin
>>68361774
>a fit Sahin
never heard of her
>>68361659
>hakan
>le always tired man who scores nice FKs
hah hah
>>68361858
thats a lot better then
>le always tired, injured, fat toni kroos
I think every NT on this planet would call up Hakan Calhanoglu.
>>68361928
poor man's payet
>>68361928
Wer???
Here we go
>>68361881
Thanks for the déjà vú
>not flinging yourself at that
Goatric
Just how fat is that Ozan guy
>>68362953
this
Perisic
denmark??
Turkey look like Portugal. This is basically Portugal against Everton
>>68363390
Blue v Red is der klassik
>>68363340
She will be sat in a comfortable chair, doing a crossword puzzle while digesting lunch.
I see no.21 and think of Mexes
>>68363525
Number three of Croatia is Stefan Aigner
Turkey looks piss poor
Yilmaz would have scored that
>>68363974
tufan isn't the striker
F
What language do the refs talk to these players in? English?
Good goal, Modric.
>>68364302
I think so. He said "3 minutes" to a Turk.
>>68364810
So do you basically need to know soccer-English if you're a pro soccer player then? Same as a referee?
>>68364201
>>you were always the one who had to get it from the angry pensioners garden
That feelio
>>68364634
yeah
were you watching?
>>68365091
yeah
or jump there to get it
why is ARD not stating that it was a mudslim sandnigger? police already said so
>>68365153
Yes
>>68365153
Kys you braindead chimp NO ONE wants you here
ZDF > ARD
wow modric is really based
>>68365388
okay
put all your money on an oezil goal today
ooh
>>68366224
what??
>Srno
>>68366341
FK hit the bar
BILD EXKLUSIV! So spielen wir heute gegen die Ukraine
hmm
>>68366439
bad team
>>68366439
Laugh at me all you want but Götze going to have a great Euro.
>>68366439
>no Phil Jones
>>68365949
>>68366075
>>68366224
>>68366341
>>68366348
>>68366434
>>68366439
>>68366546
You can literally pinpoint the moment the cancer showed up and killed this thread
>>68366439
Called it
>>68366439
needs more bayern players
>>68366724
Jogi would never field 11 Bayern players as this leaves no one to blame for the loss.
>>68366602
fuck OFF it was dead before i posted
>>68366798
A bundes without posts is still better than a bundes with foreign posts.
TURKISH MESSI INCOMING
oh boy
>>68366798
just ignore him that's what we do here
give me mor
ARD commentator almost choking on the Mor dick
>>68367298
>customers literally shaking of fear
>>68367373
with, you stupid Hauptschüler
50 dead thanks merkel
The ref has completely lost control of this game
>mor will eventually be sold to bayern
ugh
>>68367469
Is there any way he can regain it
>>68367469
It's always games with the Turks that escalate.
>>68367558
Sending someone off would be a start
>>68367786
Okay
>>68367492
who was the last turk who player for bayern
he'd probably go to barca or halal instead desu
>>68368063
>tasci
>>68368256
wew
what about a significant role
Did someone say last turk that played for bayern?
>>68368583
Sinan Kurt so he didn't play for BMG
Hamit Altintop
Mehmet Scholl
>ARD still not showing his photo or stating his last name that have been known for hours
:^)
>>68369149
whose?
>>68369348
i think he means the gay shooter in america
>>68369348
Omar Little
>>68369149
>/pol/ was right yet again
I thought our team would get raped in the euros.
Seems like it will be another everyone is even worse than us episode just like last WC.
>>68369149
What do they hope to achieve?
>>>/fit/37529742
This picture makes me want to drive to Italy, rent a scooter and ride through the evening.
Next summer holidays.
Robert Lewandowski is basically a functioning Robin van Persie
>>68369836
and get robbed by neopolitans at gun point
>>68369890
With less skill
>>68369890
except more handsome, more strength, less set pieces, less tekkers
almost like they are two different people
ugh slaven bilic looks too much like my dad
>>68369890
my friend looks like RvP
I feel blessed
Nobody has it all
>>68369591
england were pretty decent tho
holy fuck and here I thought you cant make a worse euro broadcast than zdf
bring back netzer
>>68370378
For 45 minutes
>>68370380
ARD is pure shit, but ZDF has been decent so far (minus the female commentator)
>>68369149
>German channels hiding stuff/lying
Shocking and new
>NOrn
>milk
Hoping to see Zielinski
>>68371286
More like Notevenstartinski, am I right
>>68371398
Exactly
Milik and Lewandowski will link up soooooo great
>>68371489
hmm
una vela pa'
kleiner tip an meine freunde: wenn eueuerer onkel silvio krad im frankfreich urlaup is und ihr seine pitbulls füttern müsst dan vergisst nich den schuzanzug anzuziehen befor ihr in dem seiner wohnung in das badezimmr geht wo die pitbulls eingesperrt sind
>>68371671
Why is the flag so cool?
>>68371851
cool bird
>>68371671
ossis raus
>>68371927
Yes. Also white and black in ratios like that with German football involved somehow.
why is chesney poland number 1?
I have flappyhandski in my fantasy team ffs
Imagine being NEET these days. Wake up at 1pm. Football all day well into the night with the Copa America
>Imagine
>>68372089
Because the other guy has flappy hands
>>68372096
Looks like I chose the wrong week to stop being NEET
>>68372144
You really did
>milk
i missed that
>Nilik
Harder to miss the goal completely
Brazils face right now
>>68372144
what are you doing now??
>>68372393
Don't ask
>>68372382
literally me
>>68372382
Thanks asshole. Now the fucking sociopath will stick around for 12 more months because you gave him attention.
nice save
>>68372600
This
Was right at him doe
>>68372600
>>68372646
Fuck off
Max Kruse finished 11th at a World Series Of Poker tournament.
http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/results.asp?tid=14913&grid=1232
Max Kruse finished 11th in Event #13: $1500 Seven Card Razz at this years World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, winning $7236
>Ralph "Rep" Porter (born 1971) is an American professional poker player who won the 2008 World Series of Poker $1,500 No-Limit Hold'em Six-Handed event and the 2011 World Series of Poker $2,500 Seven Card Razz event.
>Porter graduated from the University of Washington and worked as an equity options trader prior to becoming a professional poker player.
>>68372785
>>68373193
I like it
>>68373193
>buy-in: $1,500
looks like he learned from his taxi mistake
chris brunt looks like he wants to cry ;_;
In Razz, the worst hands wins. So A2345 is the best hand. There are neither straights nor flushes in Razz.
There are several rounds. After every round you discard (give away/burn) the cards you would like to and get new ones. After that, there's a betting round.It's a bit like blackjack. Do I take another card? What if I will get a worse card? Etc.
It's fun to play, especially if you play No Limit Holdem all the time
>>68373677
I bet I would forget which game I was playing
>>68372393
I can't say
>>68374052
okay
>>68373814
>>68373814
Haha I'm currently playing HORSE or 8-game. The poker game changes every eight hands or so. It's a fun game
Can Dortmund win the league next year? I'm thinking they'll go far in UCL
>>68374417
Yes
http://em.zdf.de/myview/656/6m-right/
Whoa
>>68374666
based
>>68374666
whats his snap username?
nothing comes up for E.Mor29
>>68374417
yes
>>68374749
nur ein besorgter bürger
>>68374749
northern france is basically the ruhrpott of france
have fun
>>68374780
on twitter someone said it's baremre10
Correction: You can't discard in Razz. That was 2-7 Lowball. In Razz you just get handed card after card
>>68374749
epik
Nearly Kuba. Good play.
>>68374882
checks out, merci desu
>you are not allowed to wave if you are German
I don't understand why my mum keeps shopping at Aldi. I know it's value for money and all that but the food products are awful quality and it's not like my parents are poor.
I think I will have a word with her later tonight or maybe tomorrow.
Buffon
>>68375241
Another bad meal?
I get chicken breasts and 5% fat ground beef from Aldi and it seems like good stuff.
>>68375332
he isn't wrong. I havent had chocolate biscuits in 2 months and I'm on edge
>>68375332
Italy have some smart footballers. Chiellini seems to have read a book or two.
Good for Milik that he hit the target
i miss that dutchbro, he was a good poster
>>68375634
pretty /underrated/ tbqh
>>68375468
Mostly some bitterness from yesterday. Grilled some beef today which was fine and non-Aldi, but she also bought some sausages, ketchup and ice cream there and it was all so bland and shit.
Even Netto would be a massive upgrade and it's not that much more expensive.
>>68375628
I would have liked to see Poland destroy NI tonight. I have nothing against them as such, but I could use a good thrashing.
Seriously if anyone knows a psychologist personally, please let him figure out why so many useless, boring and dull foreign shits come to this place. What did we do to cause this? What can we do to avoid this?
>>68375720
Budget condiments and ice cream are asking for trouble
FUCK SAKE SEAN
>>68375729
You frig off Randy
>>68375787
I've been here longer then you foreigner
this is probably the single most boring match in the tournament
>>68375634
underrated
>>68375947
Hopefully
>>68375947
the switzerland and albania game was pretty boring too desu
>>68376007
At least it was an even contest
>>68376000
>no hummels
F
>>68376000
qt
nice trips
PISSCHECK DEAD
#DieMannschaft XI for #GERUKR:
Neuer © - Mustafi, Hector, Höwedes, Khedira, Özil, Draxler, Müller, Boateng, Kroos, Götze #GER #EURO2016
>In Lille flogen nach Augenzeugenberichten vor den Straßencafés Flaschen, Stühle und Rauchbomben. Auch rechtsradikale Parolen sollen skandiert worden sein, zudem wurde eine Reichskriegsflagge gezeigt. 150 polizeibekannte Gewalttäter aus Deutschland sollen sich in Lille befinden. Auch ein Reporter des TV-Senders Sport1 wurde von zwei Krawallmachern attackiert und bekam einen Schlag in die Rippen.
>>68376056
So? He's slow as piss and has the passing of a youth player. Fucking snake.
>>68376176
where's goatmez
>>68376249
he is probably one of the best passing center backs ever, and germany doesn't really play a high line so speed isn't that important.
but he is a fucking snake, talking shit about gotze and then leaving too. total cunt.
>>68375332
Objection
>>68375468
That's literally the worst stuff you could buy at ALDI
>>68376451
b-b-b-b-but he started at bayern!! they even treated him like shit and was eventually sold
>>68376543
ALDI actually isn't too bad here, but they get 95% of their products from Australia so that's probably why.
>>68376176
>no Phil Jones
>>68376316
Bench
>>68376543
They get the meat from UK farms
>>68376936
Okay
>buying your meat in a supermarket
>>68376176
good. all the 3 starters of my fantasy team are in there
there's some meat in my pants ;)
>>68377088
>>buying your meat in a supermarket
I agree it's on the same level as buying canned food but some supermarkets have these counters which sell "fresh meat". I doubt your favourite butchery has other meat than the one they sell at those counters.
If I were rich of money I'd either keep my own animals or hit up my nearest farm and pay whatever the farmer wants
>>68377252
>these counters which sell "fresh meat"
with a butcher inside the supermarket? yeah that's fine. I'm talking about meat in a plastic box
>>68377088
>fantasy team
You like to escape reality eh
>don't we all
Yeah pretty much but participating in fantasy games is taking it to another level.
>what's the difference between browsing spuh and playing fantasy games
Right
>dat podolski :3
Huh, the Formel 1 just started.
And here I was aout to give up on finding something interesting to watch until the (guaranteed boring) match
>>68377334
>meat in a plastic box
best place to get meat is your local turkish supermarket
[x] Denmark
[x] Brit
[x] France
[x] Brazil
[x] Aussie
[x] Murifat
[x] Holländer
[x] German anime poster
Welcome to /nightmare bundes/.
Eating at my parents' place is always a disappointment.
The saddest thing is that I know that my mom could do better. It's just this weird focus on value and the fact that my dad has the worst taste in food of any person I've ever met, excluding picky people.
>>68376451
>>68376549
hummels is not a traitor
he is coming home
And this strange fear that the meat could still have some juice and life left in it, so let's just give it five more minutes or maybe ten
>>68377663
Disappointment... that's how they feel about you as a son.
>son
>>68376873
crap i put that nigga in my topscorers list
>>68377906
Should have never started this meme. Foreigners saw us making fun of Denmark and thought they could also become some local stars posting here and look where we are now.
>>68377781
>still have some juice and life left in it
its medium rare/medium or nothing my man
>>68377757
>being this biased
>>68378212
Rare/medium rare more like
>>68377450
Why?
I don't buy meat from Turkish butchers. I don't trust the origins of the meat or their hygiene.
I take my chances when I'm drunk and need a shawarma, but not otherwise.
>>68377757
>Coming home
>>68378621
>I don't trust the origins of the meat or their hygiene.
racist tbf
>>68378621
they have to follow the same food safety procedures as any other shop, so i don't really see the problem
who /nervous/ here?
>>68378757
I think about once a month the police or food safety people bust some ring that has questionable meat in warehouses in the Copenhagen suburbs with rat shit all over it. Always Turks or similar. I'm happy to buy stuff in their kiosks, but I draw the line at their butchers.
>>68378823
i hope we'll make some goals so that this boring as fuck tournament can start already
>we
>>68378896
oh ok. i'm trying to slow down on the meat anyway. I've mostly eaten fish recently, I just don't find red meat good anymore
>>68378823
not me famalam...
dubs confirm ukraine will win by 1 goal
Please respond >>68378450
>>68378823
You
>>68378896
So basically turkish butcheries are massive shithouses
>ordered pizza 90 minutes ago
>STILL NOT FUCKING HERE
REEEEEEEEEEE
Yussuf Yurari in studio
>>68379430
Yeah
Last night a DJ saved my life playing in the stadium
Indeep - Last Night A Dj Saved My Life (LeMarquis Remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbET8hH2ziU
>>68379512
is it free then
>Toni Kroos already has two years at Real Madrid
I will be 50 in no time
>>68379512
Time to call them.
>>68379685
2006 was 10 years ago ;_;
Matthias Opdenhövel and Mehmet Scholl remind me of a work colleague and myself. We seem to be a similar team
>>68379597
Not sure if good or bad choice
>raining again
lamoing at all the cunts that wanted to go to a public viewing event desu
>>68379919
Bad choice to play in a stadium
>>68379944
>going to a public viewing with the match kicking off at nine past meridiem german time on a sunday
Those people must hate mondays
Here we are
BRÜÜÜÜÜHHHH IM GLÜCKE
DIESES GLANZES
(only oldfags will remember this)
the german anthem is quite enjoyable
>>68379944
outdoor or in a bar
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68380393
Outdoor
>>68380459
stay home mate
Will tahposting finally take off?
I'm on tender hooks
Why is Khedira singing?
Where is Gotze?
>>68380756
Bruder your stream lags
>one mistake
>nearly a goal
Oh boy
fuck that was close
>Mustafi isn't shit
>>68380888
yeah
nice trips btw
>>68381010
Tah
>could have played someone in
>didn't
Reminder that Götze is going to have a great Euro.
>>68381185
good for him
boatong
>>68381341
Hab geschmunzelt.
wtf i hate germans now
>token mulatto guy fucking up
>>68381526
>token american shitposting in thread
>>68381478
Spooky
>>68381478
p-pls don't
>>68381478
>France = bundes
>German guy throwing a chair = you
Good, now you know how we feel.
>>68380767
On the pitch
MUSTAFI
>>68380963
>the city of (You)
tooooooooooor
>filming the match while in the stadium
#amf
TORR
>that "tackle"
thanks for the (You)s
BROCCOLI
NEUER
>>68382504
Du bist wirklich geistig behindert oder? 12h non stop hier posten obwohl sich kein schwein für dich interessiert.
>that hooter
>Warum Streams nur für Flash und nicht HTML5?
>Die Sportschau versucht ihre Inhalte so zu veröffentlichen, dass diese möglichst vielen Nutzern zur Verfügung stehen. Deshalb setzen wir seit längerer Zeit für On-Demand Inhalte auf eine zusätzliche HTML5 Ausspielung. Bei Livestreams sind die technischen Voraussetzungen noch nicht flächendeckend geschaffen. Nur einige neue Browser bieten diese Möglichkeit. Wir sind hier in der Weiterentwicklungsphase und werden, sobald eine ausreichende Verbreitung gegeben ist, diese unseren Nutzern zur Verfügung stellen.
That was close, eh?
Oh god
BUARTENG
Great recovery
>Mullel
>MULLER :3
What the fuck Thomas
they deserve a tie ;-;
>Beni at RB
promising, but definitely not flawless yet
>>68383769
>[File deleted]
qt snail
>"the Russians are the bad guys"
okay, GEZ
>halftime
>check /sp/
>its literally /pol/
oh god
see you after the olympics
Brit commentators love Kroos
>>68384699
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-FqVE_wV3Q
>>68384954
>go to /sp/
>it's bintpol
UGH
>go to /bundes/
>Denmark circlejerk ruining the thread
UGH UGH
>england and russia get expelled from the tournament
>slovakia gets to the final round with zero points and 1:2 goals
>>68385034
germany should leave too after what happened today
>>68385083
France should leave too
>>68385083
Ossis are subhumans.
>>68385083
>>68385120
Everyone should leave the tournament and make their own tournament and not tell anyone where, so that no fans will be there.
>>68385083
What do you mean?
>geschickt ein Eigentor angetäuscht
I'm fucking dying
>>68385011
agagagi is a fucking pedo
>>68385258
http://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/em-2016/article156173103/Deutsche-Chaoten-attackieren-ukrainische-Fans.html
>>68385204
the problem isn't fans coming from all over europe, the problem is that they can't behave and support their team while staying calm
KA MI MA --
ARD trying to force that shitty Grönemeier song
One more reason why ZDF >>>>>> ARD
>>68385434
Yeah, it's a cultural problem.
>>68385434
Literally what is anyone supposed to do to stop it?
Of course you're gonna get 50 subhuman Ossis among the 20000 fans who come.
They don't get to go to international games with their club so they have to make a name for themselves in the scene now.
;_; that last scene
everytime
holy shit can't wait until he rescues her
>>68385363
>>68385439
>>68385589
Hahaha... they don't like me but you know what? I'll just spend my whole day posting in their thread, that'll show them.
Brain damaged.
>>68385589
I like him
>MULLER ENGLISH
:3
thanks for all the (you)s btw, obsessed sociopath
i love it how it's literally one guy doing all that
>>68385798
Have another one
>>68385798
I think by now everyone has told you to fuck off.
Toni Kroos is the best German player of his generation.
>>68385583
I think what's happening at Marseille is more than 50 guys. Of course there's the normal good fans, but there's also a pretty big minority who's into hooligan culture
>>68386050
cant disagree
>>68386050
For the NT maybe. He's mediocre as fuck for Real, especially compared to Modric
>>68386060
I was talking about the German perpetrators.
Russian hooliganism is a completely different thing and definetly more of an overarching social phenomenon.
And the English are just... well the English.
>>68386254
he has been good since Casemiro came in
>>68386254
Hmm. I haven't watched him for Madrid. I remember him being good in a CL game for Bayern.
>>68385798
>be hue
>come to bundes everyday
>either get completely ignored or told to piss off on daily basis
>rinse and repeat for years
>finally realize it must be one German and all the other Germans love me
0 self-reflection. no surprise.
>>68386376
you watch barça but not real adrid?
Is Boateng the best player of the tournament so far?
>>68386469
I don't watch Barca. Only saw the final 20 minutes of their 6-1 game against Celta Vigo this season.
>>68385583
>implying RB wont be playing for the international places
>implying Dynamo wont follow straight into the Erste Bundesliga next saison
>>68386549
No, Cana is.
>>68386549
He is singlehandedly holding this teams defence together.
>>68386592
Numbers please.
>>68386566
but you like them right?
>>68386653
I don't have much of an opinion really, but I like a few of their players. Like the city as well.
>>68386549
nah, payet IS the best
>Draxler wins a ball, is in a promising position to play an offensive pass
>Götze just runs into offside position without thinking for a second
>Draxler has to play to Özil who plays a half-assed flank into the ukranian defense
remove draxler and gotze
Jesus, why is Götze so bad?
>shitty attempt
>"Ja, richtig!"
Lehman in nets
>that Özil
GOAT
Why does the german team completely ignore their right wing?
>>68387122
that's why
>>68387122
they don't want to be called nazis
hm bit boring right now
>>68387183
Musste schmunzeln.
Anzeige ist draußen.
>>68387230
Germany not really getting that one real chance they need. Seems like they want to walk the ball over the line rather than just shooting from a distance for a change.
What has Schürrle done to deserve his NT spot? Nothing.
>>68387318
He seems to do better in the NT.
>>68387318
he played for chelsea once
that enough I think
>>68387318
what has götze done
>>68387401
That was the reason for his nomination in 2014.
>>68387407
Sponsors I guess.
>>68387459
Well, Löw likes the guys.
>>68387407
2nd best benchwarmer in the world
PIGFUCKER TIME
!!!
>>68387721
this guy
Who /nervous/ here?
I wonder what götze looks like when he is old
>>68387785
here
>>68387785
It'll be fine
>>68387789
Fat and bald
>>68387789
He is some Benjamin Button type of guy.
YEEEEEEEEES
BASTIIIIIIIII
how nice
SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE
SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE
SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE
SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE SCHWEINIE
has /bundes/ EVER been right?
jesus christ.
tooooooooor
based taiga
Just wanted to typ something about counter goal now, and then this happens.
Who /relief/ here?
>>68387999
bundes b t f o
on so many levels wew
my mum is beating me in tipping the scores
:(
>>68388179
kek same
Never put too much thought into it.
>>68388179
Tell her to start posting in bundes
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
This is a newlow even for Jogi
https://mobile.twitter.com/mikesanz19/status/742096384145432577
>>68388268
I told her 3-0 for this game
she put 2-0 in the kicktipp she's taking part in
at least I got every other game but Wales right so she's leading in her group right now
>>68387721
Looool. Saved
>>68388456
See >>68388336
*vomits*
>Löw smelling his ball sweat in front of millions
BASED
https://twitter.com/buzzspor/status/742094048387796993
>schweini completely out of breath after 2 minutes of play
worry.jpg
>>68388336
I laughed and farted
>>68388336
>nu-male triggered by a sign of manliness
>>68388581
night
>>68388336
>he smells his hand afterward
>>68388645
Night
>>68388336
really makes you stink
>>68388805
Hehe
>>68388336
top kek
>>68388336
>>68388507
>>68388913
i'm afraid of opening this
Tim Wiese at Beckmanns Sportschule
Fucking hell
More Löw disgustingness
https://twitter.com/jay_castley/status/742098688609243136
What is his major malfunction?
>>68389049
This time it's the ass btw
>>68388336
oh god I can't breathe
>>68388336
>this fucking commentary
>the lady going with the guys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>68389049
>his cheeky smile while he puts a finger in his asscrack
>>68389246
He knows you dirty Frenchies like what you see there
One of us
Ugh, i was hoping the guy would introduce germany to some ML-methods, instead we get another obscure statistic.
Fuck me.
>>68389425
Who?
>>68389464
Reinartz on ARD right now.
>>68389425
ML??
>>68389296
we know he's a man of scent, like Jean-Baptiste Grenouille in Das Parfum, but he could do it in a less open manner
>>68389511
Machine Learning
>>68389499
Okay, already turned the TV off. He's their data guy because he has that football data company I assume?
>>68389554
Yes.
>>68389538
I think he smells of a sweet parfume and cigarettes... lots of cigarettes.
>dat commentary
https://twitter.com/GagsTandon/status/742104143444185088
Khedira redet richtig zivilisiert. Können die anderen Neger u. Kanaken von lernen.
>>68389651
jesus f. christ
>>68389669
du vielleicht auch, Ronny
>wir
>>68359689
btw i heard mexico being chanted at least three times during the game
Imagine how smug the hue must feel after he spend his whole day in bundes, desparately replying every comment to get a reply. Mental illness is no joke. Goodnight.
>>68389778
so Anja and Tanja and all the Schulze-Richter families with their Thorben-Hendriks chanted it?
>>68389781
filter him you retard
I wouldn't even know he's here without you
>>68389937
i guess
TIM "DICKER BIZEPS" WIESE KOMMT IM LAMBO ALS WÄRS NUFFIN
Tim "Breiter als der Türsteher" Wiese on ARD right now
>>68390223
>>68390225
Wiesemind
>20 minutes in
>"SIEG" chants
based
Man, i love Beckmann.
But this is shit.
>>68390343
it's comfy
>>68390435
lel why isnt he just in the studio
>>68390481
he's the Torsteher (see here >>68390225)
Uwe macht gleich schlafi
is uwe senile? i feel bad watching this
>>68389969
How? I'm not good with computers.
Based Uwe.
>>68390759
>hack him
>???
>filtered
>>68390751
Hamburger Dialekt
He probably sipped some Oldesloer too
>>68390708
This is how I imagine the one guy with the Spermüllsessel lives
>>68390794
looks like a Jugendherberge
>germany won and you don't have to bear all the bantz
>>68390897
ayy
What the actual fuck is this segment lmaoooooo
what a weird (but comfy) show
i think i just saw luiz gustavo popping up in a french rap music video
>>68389310
>germans
