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Coach Carlo having plans with the players
goooooooooooooood morning
aua aua mein kopf
>>68357778
you should drink less. or more
*honk* *honk*
Greetings
>>68357778
>>68358200
Fuck off
turkey - croatia
fuuuck i dont know what to tipp. 1-1 or 0-1 for croatia? Argh
Mit 'nem Sombrero auf und Doc Martens an
So geht die Reise los
Nach Mexico, auch ohne Geld
Wenn's sein muss mit 'nem Floß
Und wenn wir drüben sind, drüben sind
Dann wird's erst richtig schön
Wir werden unsere Mannschaft wieder siegen seh'n
Señoritas im Arm
Tequila lauwarm
Vom Durchfall geplagt
Und von Fliegen gejagt
Im Land der Kakteen
Werden wir, Du wirst seh'n
Wieder Weltmeister, Weltmeister sein
>>68358285
wat
>>68358182
Hehe
Shame I'm not in Copenhagen today.
There's a Turkish family living down the road from my parents, but I don't think they'll make much noise.
>>68358345
oh hello mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkswFlvDJm8
>Böhse Onkelz
>there are unironical Ronnies lurking ITT
lmao
GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWDbWdXpKJ8
>Marcel Reif at DoPa
FUCK YOU YOU OLD GEEZER YOU ALREADY RETIRED
Anybody else feel like the Euro has already lost it's innocence?
You can see it on /sp/ too. The WC was mostly friendly banter and ayy lmao posting.
Now it's genuine keyboard warrior hatred and chauvinism.
Now you can blame it on other boards invading but the events of yesterday did their part too.
>>68359235
Is this bait? Maybe you should stay in your safe space on /r/soccer.
Oh boy, there's a thunderstorm a brewing
>>68358533
Say what you want about onkelz but the song is the perfect nationalmannschaft hype song
>>68359476
>Say what you want about onkelz
They're shit and so are 101% of their songs
>>68359487
>t. David goldberg
>>68359622
thanks for proving me right, Ronny
>>68359631
That delusion
Not even surprised
But he's right though, Mexiko is part of >our NT culture.
Too bad the times of hearing 10k fans chant it during the match are over now that #DieMannschaft supporters are Anja and Tanja and all the Schulze-Richter families with their Thorben-Hendriks.
>>68359674
hi I'm Inigo Montoya
>>68359674
>delusion
I don't think you know what that word means.
>>68359689
Its still chanted at alot of the tournament games. See brazil for reference
>>68359707
Nice comeback you won
>>68359487
This
>>68358200
morning
guys how do i post pics from a mobile device??
really nervous guys
>>68360776
Just watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWfwoZHqMwk
If I were Jogi I'd show this the players before every match
>>68360806
4 goats
>>68360806
>j-julian, n-no
>>68360806
"12 mille und ich muss dafür absolut nichts machen"
>>68360806
draxler to bayern when?
>>68360804
Not nervous about football, that shits under control. Got a job interview tomorrow, I feel like I am gonna fuck it up again.
>>68360864
sausagelads I have muller as captain of my fantasy team. is he going to rise to the occasion and become the meme of the tournament?
>>68360868
You can do it, Anon!
>>68360818
top top kek
>>68360925
He is the safest bet you could make.
Obviously there's still the possibility of him having a bad tournament but out of all the players in the Euro he is the safest best to deliver.
>>68360955
>out of all the players in the Euro he is the safest best to deliver
>who is gomez
>>68360927
Draxler is better than Messi when he tries to play football. Doubtful about the others though
>>68360927
Thanks man
>>68360991
I wouldnt say better but he is genuinely the best German footballer in terms of sheer ability
>>68360991
Too bad he fucked his whole career up by staying at >Schalke for too long and then moving to Wolfsburg
>>68361301
he's 22
>go the gay club
>get shot
Turkey - Croatia will be amazing. no more matuidi failing to do a simple short pass. no more joe allen. it's all Modric vs Arda Turan. Rakitic vs Sahin. Literally drooling right now
>>68361469
sahin a shit tho
>>68361469
This is the type of game that make international tournaments so great.
>>68360806
is götze recruiting draxler for bayern?
>>68361469
>muh sahin
how to spot someone who knows fuck all about football
you're even in the bundesliga thread and you still don't post hakan. fucking off yourself
>>68361659
rude
>not rating a fit Sahin
>>68361774
>a fit Sahin
never heard of her
>>68361659
>hakan
>le always tired man who scores nice FKs
hah hah
>>68361858
thats a lot better then
>le always tired, injured, fat toni kroos
I think every NT on this planet would call up Hakan Calhanoglu.
>>68361928
poor man's payet
>>68361928
Wer???
Here we go
>>68361881
Thanks for the déjà vú
>not flinging yourself at that
Goatric
Just how fat is that Ozan guy
>>68362953
this
Perisic
denmark??
Turkey look like Portugal. This is basically Portugal against Everton
>>68363390
Blue v Red is der klassik
>>68363340
She will be sat in a comfortable chair, doing a crossword puzzle while digesting lunch.
I see no.21 and think of Mexes
>>68363525
Number three of Croatia is Stefan Aigner
Turkey looks piss poor
Yilmaz would have scored that
>>68363974
tufan isn't the striker
F
What language do the refs talk to these players in? English?
Good goal, Modric.
>>68364302
I think so. He said "3 minutes" to a Turk.
>>68364810
So do you basically need to know soccer-English if you're a pro soccer player then? Same as a referee?
>>68364201
>>you were always the one who had to get it from the angry pensioners garden
That feelio
>>68364634
yeah
were you watching?
>>68365091
yeah
or jump there to get it
why is ARD not stating that it was a mudslim sandnigger? police already said so
>>68365153
Yes
>>68365153
Kys you braindead chimp NO ONE wants you here
>>68365388
>>68365153
fuck off
ZDF > ARD
wow modric is really based
>>68365388
okay
put all your money on an oezil goal today
ooh
>>68366224
what??
>Srno
>>68366341
FK hit the bar
BILD EXKLUSIV! So spielen wir heute gegen die Ukraine
hmm
>>68366439
bad team
>>68366439
Laugh at me all you want but Götze going to have a great Euro.
>>68366439
>no Phil Jones
>>68365949
>>68366075
>>68366224
>>68366341
>>68366348
>>68366434
>>68366439
>>68366546
You can literally pinpoint the moment the cancer showed up and killed this thread
>>68366439
Called it
>>68366439
needs more bayern players
>>68366724
Jogi would never field 11 Bayern players as this leaves no one to blame for the loss.
>>68366602
fuck OFF it was dead before i posted
>>68366798
A bundes without posts is still better than a bundes with foreign posts.
TURKISH MESSI INCOMING
oh boy
>>68366798
just ignore him that's what we do here
give me mor
ARD commentator almost choking on the Mor dick
>>68367264
>>68367298
>customers literally shaking of fear
>>68367373
with, you stupid Hauptschüler
50 dead thanks merkel
The ref has completely lost control of this game
>mor will eventually be sold to bayern
ugh
>>68367469
Is there any way he can regain it
>>68367469
It's always games with the Turks that escalate.
>>68367558
Sending someone off would be a start
>>68367786
Okay
>>68367492
who was the last turk who player for bayern
he'd probably go to barca or halal instead desu
>>68368063
>tasci
>>68368256
wew
what about a significant role
Did someone say last turk that played for bayern?
>>68368583
Sinan Kurt so he didn't play for BMG
Hamit Altintop
Mehmet Scholl
>ARD still not showing his photo or stating his last name that have been known for hours
:^)
>>68369149
whose?
>>68369348
i think he means the gay shooter in america
>>68369348
Omar Little
>>68369149
>/pol/ was right yet again
I thought our team would get raped in the euros.
Seems like it will be another everyone is even worse than us episode just like last WC.
>>68369149
What do they hope to achieve?
>>>/fit/37529742
This picture makes me want to drive to Italy, rent a scooter and ride through the evening.
Next summer holidays.
Robert Lewandowski is basically a functioning Robin van Persie
>>68369836
and get robbed by neopolitans at gun point
>>68369890
With less skill
>>68369890
except more handsome, more strength, less set pieces, less tekkers
almost like they are two different people
ugh slaven bilic looks too much like my dad
>>68369890
my friend looks like RvP
I feel blessed
Nobody has it all
>>68369591
england were pretty decent tho
holy fuck and here I thought you cant make a worse euro broadcast than zdf
bring back netzer
>>68370378
For 45 minutes
>>68370380
ARD is pure shit, but ZDF has been decent so far (minus the female commentator)
>>68369149
>German channels hiding stuff/lying
Shocking and new
>NOrn
>milk
Hoping to see Zielinski
>>68371286
More like Notevenstartinski, am I right
>>68371398
Exactly
Milik and Lewandowski will link up soooooo great
>>68371489
hmm
una vela pa'
kleiner tip an meine freunde: wenn eueuerer onkel silvio krad im frankfreich urlaup is und ihr seine pitbulls füttern müsst dan vergisst nich den schuzanzug anzuziehen befor ihr in dem seiner wohnung in das badezimmr geht wo die pitbulls eingesperrt sind
>>68371671
Why is the flag so cool?
>>68371851
cool bird
>>68371671
ossis raus
>>68371927
Yes. Also white and black in ratios like that with German football involved somehow.
why is chesney poland number 1?
I have flappyhandski in my fantasy team ffs
Imagine being NEET these days. Wake up at 1pm. Football all day well into the night with the Copa America
>Imagine
>>68372089
Because the other guy has flappy hands
>>68372096
Looks like I chose the wrong week to stop being NEET
>>68372144
You really did
>milk
i missed that
>Nilik
Harder to miss the goal completely
Brazils face right now
>>68372144
what are you doing now??
>>68372393
Don't ask
>>68372382
literally me
>>68372382
Thanks asshole. Now the fucking sociopath will stick around for 12 more months because you gave him attention.
nice save
>>68372600
This
Was right at him doe
>>68372600
>>68372646
Fuck off
Max Kruse finished 11th at a World Series Of Poker tournament.
http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/results.asp?tid=14913&grid=1232
Max Kruse finished 11th in Event #13: $1500 Seven Card Razz at this years World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, winning $7236
>Ralph "Rep" Porter (born 1971) is an American professional poker player who won the 2008 World Series of Poker $1,500 No-Limit Hold'em Six-Handed event and the 2011 World Series of Poker $2,500 Seven Card Razz event.
>Porter graduated from the University of Washington and worked as an equity options trader prior to becoming a professional poker player.
>>68372785
>>68373193
I like it
>>68373193
>buy-in: $1,500
looks like he learned from his taxi mistake
chris brunt looks like he wants to cry ;_;
In Razz, the worst hands wins. So A2345 is the best hand. There are neither straights nor flushes in Razz.
There are several rounds. After every round you discard (give away/burn) the cards you would like to and get new ones. After that, there's a betting round.It's a bit like blackjack. Do I take another card? What if I will get a worse card? Etc.
It's fun to play, especially if you play No Limit Holdem all the time
>>68373677
I bet I would forget which game I was playing
>>68372393
I can't say
>>68374052
okay
>>68373814
>>68373814
Haha I'm currently playing HORSE or 8-game. The poker game changes every eight hands or so. It's a fun game
Can Dortmund win the league next year? I'm thinking they'll go far in UCL
>>68374417
Yes
http://em.zdf.de/myview/656/6m-right/
Whoa
>>68371671
>>68374666
based
>>68374666
whats his snap username?
nothing comes up for E.Mor29
>>68374417
yes
>>68374749
nur ein besorgter bürger
>>68374749
northern france is basically the ruhrpott of france
have fun
>>68374780
on twitter someone said it's baremre10
Correction: You can't discard in Razz. That was 2-7 Lowball. In Razz you just get handed card after card
>>68374749
epik
Nearly Kuba. Good play.
>>68374882
checks out, merci desu
>you are not allowed to wave if you are German
I don't understand why my mum keeps shopping at Aldi. I know it's value for money and all that but the food products are awful quality and it's not like my parents are poor.
I think I will have a word with her later tonight or maybe tomorrow.
Buffon
>>68375241
Another bad meal?
I get chicken breasts and 5% fat ground beef from Aldi and it seems like good stuff.
>>68375332
he isn't wrong. I havent had chocolate biscuits in 2 months and I'm on edge
>>68375332
Italy have some smart footballers. Chiellini seems to have read a book or two.
Good for Milik that he hit the target
i miss that dutchbro, he was a good poster
>>68375634
pretty /underrated/ tbqh
>>68375468
Mostly some bitterness from yesterday. Grilled some beef today which was fine and non-Aldi, but she also bought some sausages, ketchup and ice cream there and it was all so bland and shit.
Even Netto would be a massive upgrade and it's not that much more expensive.
>>68375628
I would have liked to see Poland destroy NI tonight. I have nothing against them as such, but I could use a good thrashing.
Seriously if anyone knows a psychologist personally, please let him figure out why so many useless, boring and dull foreign shits come to this place. What did we do to cause this? What can we do to avoid this?
>>68375720
Budget condiments and ice cream are asking for trouble
FUCK SAKE SEAN
>>68375729
You frig off Randy
>>68375787
I've been here longer then you foreigner
this is probably the single most boring match in the tournament
>>68375634
underrated
>>68375947
Hopefully
>>68375947
the switzerland and albania game was pretty boring too desu
>>68376007
At least it was an even contest
>>68376000
>no hummels
F
>>68376000
qt
nice trips
PISSCHECK DEAD
#DieMannschaft XI for #GERUKR:
Neuer © - Mustafi, Hector, Höwedes, Khedira, Özil, Draxler, Müller, Boateng, Kroos, Götze #GER #EURO2016
>In Lille flogen nach Augenzeugenberichten vor den Straßencafés Flaschen, Stühle und Rauchbomben. Auch rechtsradikale Parolen sollen skandiert worden sein, zudem wurde eine Reichskriegsflagge gezeigt. 150 polizeibekannte Gewalttäter aus Deutschland sollen sich in Lille befinden. Auch ein Reporter des TV-Senders Sport1 wurde von zwei Krawallmachern attackiert und bekam einen Schlag in die Rippen.
>>68376056
So? He's slow as piss and has the passing of a youth player. Fucking snake.
>>68376176
where's goatmez
>>68376249
he is probably one of the best passing center backs ever, and germany doesn't really play a high line so speed isn't that important.
but he is a fucking snake, talking shit about gotze and then leaving too. total cunt.
>>68375332
Objection
>>68375468
That's literally the worst stuff you could buy at ALDI
>>68376451
b-b-b-b-but he started at bayern!! they even treated him like shit and was eventually sold
>>68375574
>>68375836
>>68376543
ALDI actually isn't too bad here, but they get 95% of their products from Australia so that's probably why.
>>68376176
>no Phil Jones
>>68376316
Bench
>>68376543
They get the meat from UK farms
>>68376936
Okay
>buying your meat in a supermarket
>>68376176
good. all the 3 starters of my fantasy team are in there
there's some meat in my pants ;)
>>68377088
>>buying your meat in a supermarket
I agree it's on the same level as buying canned food but some supermarkets have these counters which sell "fresh meat". I doubt your favourite butchery has other meat than the one they sell at those counters.
If I were rich of money I'd either keep my own animals or hit up my nearest farm and pay whatever the farmer wants
>>68377252
>these counters which sell "fresh meat"
with a butcher inside the supermarket? yeah that's fine. I'm talking about meat in a plastic box
