USA vs. Paraguay Official Game Thread 3
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Substitution Paraguay Juan Iturbe
>All CONCACAF teams out after the first round except for the USA and Mexico
BORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIING
>Yedlin
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>68345466
what did you expect?
Ah, so THAT'S how they're going to blow it. I was starting to wonder.
Oh fuck off.
>>68345409
Wait I thought this nigga was argie?
USA GOING FULL COWARD HAHAHAHA
>>68345466
Panama can go in if they beat chilel.
Also Costa Rica and Jamaica got unlucky they got in the same groups as USA and Mexico. Haiti sucks dick.
STUPID FUCKING REF CALLS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I swear Bradley is Pirlo tier, except for the leg.
Did Yedlin actually make contact during the second offense? On the replay on UniVision, it looked like he didn't touch him.
>>68345409
bib stream cabrone
>>68345883
He slipped into him, but he went hard for the tackle
>zardes
>YEDLIN
2 niggers lose the tournament for the usa
>>68345466
Its not our fault the Canadians dont step it up
FUCK THIS FUCKING BIASED REF
THIS IS TOTAL AND COMPLETE BULLSHIT
REF GOT INJURED KEK
LITERALLY REFBALL
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These refs should slide tackle themselves off a cliff.
>Referee
>Pity
>the referee gets injured
THIS FUCKING COPA
CRAMPS
When are they going to start throwing bananas at the black players?
>spic refs
This is why soccer is the gayest sprt
>this ref
KARMA MOTHERFUCKER
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>injured refs
>>68346415
Defend your countryman
>REF DED
TOPKEK
At least we live in a white country.
ref BTFO, serves you right fucker
>Ref hurt
>CHILEAN REFEERING
It's his birthday guys, don't bully him please.
DED REF
una vela
He"ll be o.k, they have the magic spray
REF SUB NEEDED!
>SUBSTITUTE REF
p/a/raguay
wtf is going on
>>68346479
No we don't
How can the ref be cramping up? WHAT THE FUCK?
Jermaine Jones with the sneak attack on the ref
Dear god this is gay
What a fucking joke of a ref.
They're painting the ref white
how much does THIS FUCK GET PAID?
CREAM
>prince.jpg
PARAGAY KEENLY INTERESTED IN REF HEALTH. REEEEEEEEEEE
SPIC
REF
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>REF INJURES HIMSELF
>ref stopping play because he injures himself
uhhhhh i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
>ref gets hurt
>trainer rubs semen on his leg
>your job will never be calf masseuse
Why even live lads
>>68346530
Maybe he'll do a better job now
>REF ACTUALLY INJURED
Get this shitbag off the pitch.
this time wasting
What a little bitch
REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO REF BTFO
ref getting lubed
interesting
>>68346536
Ensures 10 minutes of stoppage time.
>>68346518
Its a meme stupid newfag, pretend we are, faggot
>>68346536
Those players are devastated they are going to lose their man.
haha based jones spiked the ref and injured him
>that white cream
Lewd
This is some amateur shit right here. Pathetic desu.
Gonna stick to the Euros.
>>68346511
cl/a/pistan
>couldn't find a more in shape ref than this
>Amerifats
>Paraguay wins after 10 min of injury time
THE FIX IS IN
honest question, wtf is that magic spray
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>68346479
Ever been to Cuckafornia?
>tfw I've never seen a ref get hurt before
F
SEND THIS REF BACK
Ref's a bigger piece of shit than a post-chipotle dump.
DAILY REMINDER:
Bobby Wood is the Hawaiian Messi. Little Hawaiians look up to him.
This match, is a good match.
ref is ded
Semen.
Slurping.
Sport.
>This wwe ref
>>68346597
semen
I CAN FINISH LADS I SWEAR
>>68346591
Whose dick did the cream come from?
NO SE DAN CUENTA QUE HASTA EL ARBITRO ESTA HACIENDO TIEMPO LA GRANDISIMA PUTA QUE ME PARIO VAYANSE TODOS AL CARAJO
>>68346577
You'll get compensation time lad don't worry
Semen is a painkiller. Makes sense.
I swear americlaps turn into brits crying like girls and calling everything refball
Is Bobby wood elite?
this copa is the best
If we're going to lose, might as well take down the shit ref with us
>attention hogging refs
bring out the substitute ref
We are going to need a goal. Put in Pulisic, tell him to play defense, but look for the counter. Otherwise, we're gonna give up at least 1 goal and have to frantically try and keep it from being 2.
Best option is to put on some offensive threat to get that goal, cause our defense will pull an England.
Pls die ref.
Wood quit bitching about calls and actually go after the fucking ball that is still in play for fucks sake. Shut the fuck up you mongoloid worthless piece of shit. God damnit quit being so selfish.
Based jermaine jones taking this shit ref out of the game
I think I've only seen a ref get injured in hockey.
>>68346644
>chicanos
this ref is clearly biased towards paragay tbf
>wood gives up
jesus christ
>>68346634
>this
USA is reffballing and making time
>>68346644
spic
>>68346599
Yes it sucks, thankfully I live in a white state, Texas.
>>68346595
like pottery
>>68346603
Why do you get your own flag? You're our colony
After watching Englel get BTFO, this game is boring as shit
Probably because im not drinking, what should I buy lads?
Paraguay couldn't score if usa was playing with 8 men
>>68346633
It came from ya moms creampie
>Stop the game so another man can rub your calves
Fucking faggot
calm down chong
FINALLY
CHIMPOUT SOON FELLOW STALKER
YELLOW
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT CUNT
Is FIFA doing this because we arrested half their board?
It's gettin spicy up in here lads
Wood is a true American keep that fucking spic here
>this match
>touch the ball
>blow the whistle
GET THIS REF OFF
RIOT
I
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CHIMP OUT!!!!!!!!
CHIMPOUT
>>68346692
Technicalities fampai
Rojas better watch himself. He might get slugged for being a little bitch.
literally all these Paraguayan fucks do is hack down players and then dive for free kicks on the other end
disgusting football
>dat Paraguay fag dive after getting touched by Bobby wood
>>68346683
>implying
>>68346683
>literally 40% Mexican
Bobby Wood is my new favorite player.
Here is is in a tux.
Why do amerilards blow ref mistakes out of proportion like this? """""""""Refballing""""""""" happens all the time but everyone just complains for a minute then moves on. Fucking victim complex Amerilard 'soccer' fans have to be honest.
This fighting is all part of the plan. Kill their momentum
This is the worst refball I've seen since the 2010 World Cup.
someone get that hot head under control
Ref can't not give the usa a yellow
>>68346727
Yup
here's come the chimpout
CHIMP
>Emiliano Diaz
>le "I only get work because my dad hires me as an assistant" man
>le "buy Menseguez for River because he's my friend" man
>get injured in your birthday
YOU GET A YELLOW
YOU GET A YELLOW
LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT
EVERYONE GETS A YELLOW
Watching this at a loud ass bar with no audio.
Why did bradley get yellow?
Why did Klansmann take Dempsey out?
Who /Becky/ here?
>Orozco
>USA refballed everytime
>Mexico gets carried by the refs
who could've predicted this?
>wood chimping out
i thought asians were supposed to be docile
>NOT A RED
This is going to end great
>>68346696
Steel Reserve
>Wood pushing yellow
>Bradley dissent yellow
Crackers are worthless fucking chimps
>>68346723
the faggot that got sent off deserved it
THAT FUCKING CROSS TO SET UP THE HEADER.
>>68346749
then>>68346751
kek
kek, what the fuck
>>68346699
thats what england thought
you need another goal or the paragays will equalise with their only shot
>>68346702
This semen slurping sport is NOT for me but I will cheer on our great country in every possible facet
S H I T S H O W
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>that cross
what the literal fuck was that
3rd game
>no Pulisic
FICK DICH KLINSMANN
>>68346749
no era penal
>Orozco
FUCK
WHY IS HE IN THE ROSTER?
>>68346749
Netherlands vs Mexico 2014
>>68346771
all we need is a tie....went down to 10 men and need more defense.
I want to see Wood dropkick Rojas.
>>68346783
>chicanos
Fucking spic, trying to take out Based Bobby
You can not chimpout when you are actually have more players and you still have 20 minutes to go.
Paraguay Im disapoint
>>68346782
What am I, a nigger?
>>68346783
Is wood white?
>>68346792
equalizing is of no importance, USA will qualify the same
>not a simple chili cheese and onion dog
>>68346749
That shit happens in every match and matchthread, the real question is why do you blow american reactions out of proportion?
>yfw fans start throwing batteries at the 4th ref
>>68346751
You didn't watch Mexico vs Panama in the gold cup last year?
come on fans, donald trump or build the wall chants please
Both the teams and the refs are faggots.
>>68346769
he was making time for USA
>>68346776
>Americans
Refs hate him!
U U U SA SA SA
>>68346800
What was it?
>>68346774
Her ass is very Irish
>bedoya pushing people
yeah that'll really piss em off
>>68346671
No, fuck mexico but you people are the worst hypocrites
I usually start rooting for the US and these threads make me hope they're eliminated
>thinking FIFA wants paraguay to win
There's no TV shekles with Paraguay winning
>>68346747
Literally 100% republican Mexicans, its literally white California cucks moving here making this great state gayer
>>68346783
>wood
>cracker
LOL BASCUÑAN IS A FUCKIN DISGRACE. THIS IS GREAT BROTHAS. ALL MATCHES SHOULD BE LIKE THIS ONE
>>68346766
I hope you enjoyed Fabbro.
>>68346818
Chinese/Hawaiian
>>68346818
>identifying wood
>>68346828
No, it's literally ONLY Paraguay and the ref that are the faggots
>>68346827
/pol/ stay in your containment board
Over/under 8' stoppage?
>>68346818
I think he's Blasian.
>>68346796
This
>>68346792
USA goes through on a draw
BASED ZUSI COMING IN
>>68346825
Don't let us down, philthy
What's everyone drinking?
WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN AND WE WILL WIN
HOLD THE DOOR
>leave paraguay to me
paraguay can chip in for the wall, too
>>68346769
;-;
H-Happy Birthday
>>68346809
>>68346807
A meme at this point, we don't care anymore.
>>68345409
This is literally the GOAT game. How can Yuropoors try to compete with their meme cup?
>>68346868
spic
>>68346855
Kek
How many players are gonna be blocked for the next game with all these yellow/red cards?
>>68346769
Oh wow
Susie in.
>>68346825
They are in Philly so anything is possible
>>68346816
Niggers drink colt 45
>>68346832
what is going on here?
>>68346511
Australi/a/-senpai~
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>>68346832
DELETE THIS
>>68346832
Top fucking kek.
>>68346844
Subhumans are subhumans no matter who they vote for.
Cabañas con todo y que es un vegetal es mas que estos Paraguas.
Mexico's hero coming in
>>68346869
I'm going push
>>68346821
That chili looks like shit
I'm pretty sure that's just straight up ground beef
>>68346816
Lel, the couple times I bought steel reserve in a black neighborhood the black guys gave me high fives and said something like "nigga das dat killa!"
>>68346832
MODOOOS
>>68346749
Robben don't dive
no, Robben don't dive
MEXICO LITERALLY SAINTED ZUSI
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
SAN ZUSI
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>>68346879
Some shitty vodka in celebration of the great Russian comeback today.
>>68346881
oh shit i forgot about dragon ball super...meh i bet it was crap anyway.
This chink needs to stop being a bitch
dubs and USA scores again
>>68346769
OH MY GOD IT'S THE REF'S BDAY lmao
Obviously they are parking the bus a guy down and paragay will get a score to tie.
What needs to happen for us to advance barring a tie gamehere.
Please explain, im on the mexican channel
>>68346819
>>68346874
STILL FUCKS MY BETS UP THO
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>zusi
Oh boy
WOOD IS FUCKING PISSED HES GONNA BUILD THE FUCKING WALL TO KEEP THESE KEKS OUT HIMSELF
>>68346832
REPOST THIS
>>68346832
When did this happen?
>>68346832
Source?
>>68346890
>refball on your birthday
>in philly of all places
hopefully he goes out tonight and gets knocked the fuck out
>>68346868
>implying football fans worldwide aren't /pol/ incarnate
Paraguay
you're not even trying
>>68346906
Only Yedlin. Nobody else, but a few players are in danger
I just can't stop sucking dicks, what is wrong with me?
>>68346832
What did he mean by this?
>>68346769
Happy Birthday, motherfucker
>>68346832
Wat
>>68346749
Probably because we're used to sports with fair calls or replays. Having a ref disregard a rule infraction (or miss one due to no replay) rarely happens in the sports we watch.
>>68346821
That looks tasty, good job bud.
>>68346696
4 forties of Mickey's
Paraguay are fucking trashy as fuck.
Every foul is out of malice and not effort.
>>68346906
Right now, just Yedlin. There are 3 others with yellow cards that would be suspended if they got yellow cards in this match, but I don't remember their names.
>>68346926
>Cabañas
fucking chilangos just had to shoot him ;__;
HOLD
>>68346832
what the fuck
>>68346959
Check em
both teams cant pass for shit
>>68346881
fug
Why :(
>>68346962
As long as Costa Rica doesn't btfo Colombia we're still good, but probably get Brazil next
if Yedlin's fouls were yellow that sure as hell has to be yellow
>>68346986
what the fuck is that?
So if USA wins this cup will the FBI leave Fifa Alone?
>>68346973
australia legends v liverpool game
>>68346990
LOL
>>68346881
;_; rip in peace
>>68346980
Literally nothing wrong with that
So Paraguay where is based Romero?
>>68347008
Too much
>>68346980
>national bird is literally the cock
>wonders why he can't stop sucking dicks
>>68346985
eres gay mijo.
>>68347008
Salsa nao
>>68346962
USA wins they're in
USA ties they're in unless CR scores like 7 goals
USA loses they're eliminated
>>68347008
name
>ITURBE
top kek
kill yourself, mah man
holy shit this was broadcasted? when?
>>68346832
d-did he get the partybus?
>>68346962
a draw and usa goes through unless costa rica beats Colombia by 6 goals
>>68347008
GOOOTTTTTTTT DAMN, SON. DAT ASS IS FINER THAN A MUTHAFUCKA.
>>68346980
nothing you are French
>>68347033
irishman in boston?
>THIS FUCKING MATCH
>>68346832
did he get in serious shit for that?
>PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY >PENULTY
>>68347001
>Un narco de Sinaloa
>Chilango
This game is painful to watch. Literally no flow thanks to this ref.
>>68347043
CR needs to win by at least 7, not score 7
Why is Paraguay such a shit?
I never want to see burgerstan win.
>>68347008
no way thats real
Why can't I hold all these yellows?
THUGBALL
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A
L
L
ERRY BODYS GETTING CARDED
>>68347059
>tramp stamp
PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE
>>68347059
Hnng
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
>>68347049
tyc sports, papu
Finally Zardes did something usefull.
paraguay is trash
Paraguay in thugball mode
That was a nice open ice check
>that tat on the Paradude's neck
Is he a gang member or something?
Just fucking give Paraguay a red already they're fucking out of control.
don't have card version
>>68347071
it was his daughter, twitter etc still blew up
>anon stop watching that soccer game and cuddle with me
>>68346769
>you now realise USA's game was a birthday present for him
;_;
>>68347019
based brazilian pizza
God, it's really fucking hard to take soccer seriously when every player goes down like they were shot whenever there is contact
30 MINUTOS YA LA PUTA MADRE PONGAN HUEVOS CARAJO PONGAN HUEVOS
>>68347047
I have no idea bruh : (
I would like to know as well
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE YELLOWS?
>>68347076
>Chilean fucking up games
im not even pissed anymore
seriously why are south americans so scummy?
>>68346879
Ballast Point tbqh
Stop with the acting. This team is embarrassing, man. I blame the kraut coach for instilling this flopping culture. The team under Bradley never did this.
What happened to that Tim Howard guy?
>>68346943
Que coincidencia. Yo tambien estoy tomando matecin~
HEY HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKS STOP FOULING EVERYONE? WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
>ANOTHER
>ANOTHER
>ANOTHER
Why is UEFA afraid to let the USA in their tournament? They let Russia in and Russia isnt even European
Theyre just afraid of the stars and stripes.
>>68347098
This desu, was completely clean
>>68347102
is that supposed to make it any better?
>>68347108
they put ketchup on pizza kn brazil
>>68347122
Retired
>Euro games today were normal, but the fans rioted
>Copa game has fans behaving but it's murder on the pitch
???
ANOTHER FUCKING YELLOW
20 trillion yellows
This semen slurping sport might not be for me
Who will start at right back for us next game? pls tell me it won't be Orozco
YELLOW
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>>68346832
>filename
>>68347059
N A M E
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E
stop trying to get carded you fucks
>>68347121
>>68347109
You mean exactly like the NBA?
>>68347119
because of their savage native genes
>ALL THESE FUCKING YELLOW CARDS
>>68347078
paraguay has 0(zero) chemistry
Get your shit together, Paraguay.
You should be winning this by now ffs...
>>68347111
Poor paraguay
Did they say Brooks is suspended for QF?
>>68347104
No, I need to shitpost because of these terrible refs
stream pls stream pls stream pls
apartment complex doesnt carry fs1 not my fault stfu faget
>>68347121
They also never won
>>68347091
this >>68347049
was meant to this>>68346832
i dun goofed
>>68347136
>not fucking your daughter
jesus ya cuck
>>68347033
L O W T E S T
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>>68347104
I get feels every time
YOUR USA-PARAGUAY MVP
YELLOW FOR EVERYONE
>that Guzan
take a screencap and caption it with FEELS GOOD MAN
El estado unidENSE
Is Paraguay even known for anything?
I know Uruguay has a weed-smoking hippie for a president, and Bolivia is dirt poor, but I don't know anything at all about Paraguay
YELLOW CARD DAY LADS
Never mind this shitty red and his yellows.. This US team man wtf
This is like Portugal - Netherlands 2006 tier reffing.
>>68347104
In every interview I've seen of hers, she comes off as a massive cunt.
>>68347109
It's our stupid kraut coach that encourages this behavior.
>>68347183
find an oprah
>>68347032
Please respond
This is a fucking shitshow.
Ref is out of his fucking element.
>>68347139
Murderball is the norm for concacaf/conmebol
>>68347015
Goku, the bloodedge was
also it's Future Trunks destiny to suffer
10' and the copa is essentially ours
>>68347099
He will probably die if Paraguay doesn't win. Cholos don't like to look like bitch ass niggas
>>68347077
>score 7 goals
>win 7-0
damn..
>>68347175
Hello, West Virginia :^)
Yo this ref is fucking awful.
>>68347123
Isnt that like a medicine drink or to improve health? I thought I seent that on the travel channel in Peru
>>68347118
>This flag
>This commentary
I can't
>>68347119
says the country full of niggers
>>68347170
http://www.zoptv.com/live/fox-sports-1
Pass on the favor in the future to other anons
>>68347170
http://getlivefootball.com/live
NBA tier
guzan calm the fuck down before you get a yellow too
> Imagine being a spic
usa pls dont let these cheating spics scam you out of cucking their tournament. win
Do yellow cards count past the group stage?
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DRh1EyvPHw
how many yellows so far jesus
WHAT IS THIS MATCH
>>68347167
meh, we are used to it at this point
>>68347187
Getting murdered in pointless 19th century wars
DAT SAVE DOE
GUZAN IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO
GUZAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAT SAVE
GUZAN
>>68347170
Blabseal.com/frodo
HOT FUCKING DAMN
THOSE SAVES
G U Z A N
U
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BASED GUZAN
ASTON VILLA STRONK
WEW LAD
BRAD FUCKING GUZAN
KEEPER!!!!
>>68347187
Child pregnanceies due to rape and no abortions.
HANG ON
DIE PARAGUAY
>>68346832
what the fuck
G U Z A N
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GOAT
SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA
worst match of all time to be honest
i honestly dont know what team is worse
BASED GOALKEEPER
Also
ERA PENAL
>wew
>>68347199
>you
GUZAN GOATING UP
ASTON VILLA
BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY
GUZAN
GET READY TO GET FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK of GUZAN, PARAGAY
GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL GUZAN WALL
GUZAN GOATkeeper
Holy fuck, Guzan is putting the team on his back
G U Z A N
>>68347223
http://www.zoptv.com/live/fox-sports-1
>>68347225
ty bros
>>68347221
what are you doing here? you still need to rig the panama game
BUILD WALL
WEW
E
W
ERA MANO REFERI PUTO
WE'VE BUILT THE WALL, ITS NAME IS GUZAN
>>68347225
>>68347223
Actually I found a youtube stream [spoiler]on leddit[/spoiler]
kek paraguay
GUZAN
O
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These saves proves America is blessed by God.
USA USA USA!
DAT GUZAN
>>68347104
delete this
BASED FUCKING GUZAN
>>68347228
>imagine being a muslim
WITNESSED
>>68347173
So? I'd rather our team represent the spirit of America positively than to win games.
G U Z A N
O
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Fucking hell, Paraguay
Que amargura !!!!
GUZAN
>>68347228
We're not the ones fucking shit up in a foreign country, that's Yuropoorians in France m8
>not a yellow
jesus
>>68347201
red carded last game. There was no chance from the beginning
GUZMAN
GUZAN
O
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>>68347187
yes, they get a red card while 0-3 and still draw it, and had a goalie that could score anytime, but that was long ago
Guzan > Howard
>big guy
HE'S A BIG GUY
Guzan is a big guy
>it's a Zusi screws up in a situation that should be impossible to screw up episode
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>beckerman is still alive
>paraguay in charge of scoring
Oh shit, walking turnover coming in...
TIM WHO?
>guzan put the team on his back doe
>>68347220
We have a lot of natural medicines and herbs here.
I don't know which one Tbh.
BRAD GOATZAN
>He's a big guy
THIS FUCKING REF
THIS FUCKING REF
THIS FUCKING REF
THIS FUCKING REF
THIS FUCKING REF
THIS FUCKING REF
If only there were cancer bracelets, the Philthy fans would be having a fucking field day.
>>68346832
Pedo EXPOSED
>300 million people
>can't put together an amazing soccer team
Why?
>>68347288
https://youtu.be/eYGKrU46ycs
So a 4-5-0
>>68347328
For me
aston villa need a new keeper for next season then
>sign him up
IS THAT SOME BASED BECKERGOD?
FOR YOU
there's going to be at least 9' stoppage
christ
HOLD THE DOOR
>2016
>unironically bringing on Beckerman
HOLY SHIT DOUBLE CUCКED
PARAGUAY ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>>68347312
Paraguay literally has to murder someone on the field to get a card.
USAjust has to touch a player.
Go cry in the corner you stupid chink.
You will never be an American.
Fucks sake.
That's not a yellow?
>This game
>>68347187
They got brutally raped by the nigger Triumvirate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War
>ref
>>68347321
I'm talking about the country as a whole
I just know it's the -guay country that isn't U R Gay
I love how diverse the crowd is. North and South Americans united together enjoying a match. I can't wait to vote for Hillary in November.
Love Trumps hate!
>KEKERMAN
oh boy
>>68347331
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68347348
Because the nation's best athletes are too busy with so many other sports
B I G G U Y
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>BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL >BALD WALL
UUUU
wow fucking nice USA
actually winning football
I'm impressed
NEW SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
bus is parked
>no pulisic
Get. Zardes. Off. This. Team!! >:
>>68346770
Underrated
>Having a tattoo on your leg
Is that guy a fag?
>>68347348
because they opt to choose more glamorous, higher paying and overall better sports. Soccer is shit your mom makes you play when you're 7.
>>68347348
Because the refs are always fucking us over (2010 world cup, 2015 gold cup, 2016 copa america)
>>68347283
Enjoy your 2nd place, "mate".
THAT "I BELIEVE..." CHANT IS FUCKING CURSED
STOP FUCKING SAYING IT YOU HICKS
SIGUEN JUGANDO A LOS TOQUECITOS COMO SI FUERA QUE SE CREEN ESPAÑA RAMON SOS UN CHANTA SOS BASURA NO VALES NI UN PUTO GUARANI QUE TE PAGAN ESOS HIJOS DE PUTA DE LA APF PARA LAVAR DINERO ESTO ES UNA MASACRE SENIORES UNA VERGÜENZA MUNDIAL
NEW
NEW THREAD
>>68347386
>>68347386
>>68347386
>>68347386
NEW
FUCK OFF REF
this shit is painful to watch dammit
fuck that chilean ref
UUUU
Why is Klinsman so handsy with his players
>zardes only forward left
Let's hope one goal is enough.
>>68347361
I want to make mocha colored children with her.
>>68347361
>weeaboo jiggaboo
E R E C T
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>>68347380
Holy shit fuck off chicanoshit.
You've shit up this thread long enough
>>68347390
breddy gud
>>68347402
why is brad so mad
>>68347396
dont jinx
>>68347402
We don't want to expose him to CONMEBOL/CONCACAF murderball
Being a man down really isn't that much of a disadvantage in the sport with how big the pitch is not like in hockey
See? The wall works at reducing balls immigrating into our goal.
>>68347314
sadly you are the one with one more man, if you lose its on you
>>68347404
>beautiful assist for the only goal of the game
>Get. Zardes. Off. This. Team!! >:
are you fucking stupid
>paraguay cannot into free kicks
What is it with brown people and walls?
>>68347380
$0.05 deposited in your account
post yfw paraguay equalise
>>68347387
This actually makes perfect sense.
>>68347187
A stupid war against three other countries back in the 19th century.
Smugglers.
Weed.
That's about it.
>>68347283
Lucky you have good players. You don't have money to rig anything
>gyazi
>vision
This match is a proof that CONCACAF is superior than CONMEBOL
>>68347390
took me a second leafless sideways canada
>>68347380
H I L L A R Y
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>>68347378
ah no idea, maybe one of the paraguas can sell their country :P
TIME FOR YELLOW CARDS
>>68347187
In Brazil it is known as a nearby country where we can go to buy things cheaper by dodging taxes.
>>68347418
te acuerdas del 6-1 de Argentina a Paraguay? Fue arreglado, así que no te extrañes que ramon diaz haya arreglado este partido tambien
GET IN HERE
>>68347386
>>68347386
>>68347386
NEW
>>68347513
actually the one to blame of that is Grondona
fuck his ghost
>>68347348
because if they put an effort, they'll no longer have excuse for losing at the only sport that entire world cares about
>>68347462
Naw man, with Villar, Samudio and fucking Da Silva as starters we never had a chance. Our NT is fucked since we always call up the same players, Even if they are not playing in their teams at all. Like Iturbe, or Valdez.
>>68347187
Duels are still legal in Paraguay.
They also have the Maned Wolf. Which is creepy af
Based ref
OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE OFF SIDE
Come on.
Was that offside?
>>68347187
Best weed in the world
AMARGOOOOSS!!!!
>>68347187
they are the major weed bricks exporter of SA
>>68347610
No they're not.
They are almost extinct because foreign hunters.
>>68345598
Same. Paraguayan chicano born in Buenos Aires.
>>68345598
Iturbe's life is sad
>Iturbe
>Born in argentina, both parents from py
>Played his whole life in paraguay
>Shined in U18 teams in py
>Tata Martino coach of py: "Meh nationalize some argies, fuck that guy"
>Iturbe parents "fuck you we'll take him to argentina he's the new messi
>Argie press shows his clips and hypes everyone
>Plays in Arg U20
>Ramon Get's him to play for River Plate
>years later Tata coach of Argentina
>Ramon is Py coach
>Tata: "Meh fuck that guy, call up anyone"
>Iturbe: "I-It's not like I wanted to be Argie or anything, Baka"
>Ramon sucks his dick
fin
>those gadsden flags
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