USA vs. Paraguay pregame thread
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Reminder that an actually good football team will still play today.
USA coming off a 4-0 victory in the Copa America can punch their ticket to the quarterfinals with a win vs. Paraguay.
Game starts in a bong and a quarter.
2-1 USA
If Klinnscunt can't tie this game he's fired
/a/nime
>>68339418
You are equally matched against paraguay though.
Urgent freedom delivery coming through
>>68339846
Congrats on the election. Peru is pretty cool.
>mfw dempgod wins one for da states
Landy Cakes on the pre game show!
>>68339418
if he gets a shitty tie today and then gets BTFO in the next game vs brazil he should get fired
>Fernando Fiore
Fox really is shit
>>68339104
>Reminder that an actually good football team will still play today.
Paraguay?
>>68339933
Losing to Brazil will never get a USMNT coach fired
>>68339965
Oh please.
>choking against Russia
You let down the entire free world today.
Landon Donovan should be the next coach for USA
>tfw murrilards get btfo today
Who /Paraguay/ here lads?
>>68339913
Thanks!
>zardes still starting
For what purpose
>>68339104
we play soccer?
Was up for watching this earlier but just want to go to sleep and forget it all now.
Shit weekend. All this fucking fighting and then that England result.
3000 paraguayans expected in the stadium today
the whole NY-NJ community, supposedly
>>68340012
Can't wait for it. I never get tired of the typical USA USA USA circlejerk before the game but the moment the ball starts rolling they go back to "w-we don't really care about this shitty sport", and within minutes they just disappear from the thread.
>making zero changes
Fuck off, Klinsmann.
I BELIEVE
Colombia vs. Costa Rica is in Houston. That should be a good game too.
>>68340116
I BELIEVE THAT
>>68339995
>>68340010
To be fair Putin activated bombs to distract the lads.
Not sure if I'd rather Woy or Klinsy as manager though.
>zardshit
You've got to be fucking kidding me
>>68340149
another match with Costa Rica as home team..
>>68340099
>complain that he makes too many changes
>keeps team together for once
>complain
Kys
>>68340096
The USA USA USA circlejerk is just shitposting, like the "It's coming home" posts from English fans. We know our NT is shit, that 90% of American sports fans don't care about soccer, and that out of the 10% who do, the vast majority of them support Mexico. Our whole national program is a fucking embarrassment.
>>68340195
But he keeps playing Zardes!
>>68340226
>Our whole national program is a fucking embarrassment.
Not at all
>>68340154
Klinsmann would have left Gerrard at home in 2014, and tactically I don't think he's any worse than Hodgson.
B E L I E V E A N D C L A P
>>68340178
Nah, there's way more Colombians here than Costa Ricans m8
>>68340178
What is your country like? Are you guys Communist?
>>68339418
i think we should be looking for someone else no matter what the result is of this meme cup
>>68340240
As if there are better options on the bench
>>68340257
>USA CLap
Why the fuck would you ruin the "USA" chant with clapping? Are these people retarded?
>>68340226
See? They are already starting with the excuses
>>68340260
>here
at Houston? i thought colombians were all at Florida
>>68340273
>Are you guys Communist?
ehr.. no
>>>/int/
COME ON USA
FIGHT
I
G
H
T
>>68340116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljH_ptOB_yQ
>>68340226
Agreed. Unlike other countries the players on our national team are not heroes or even well known.
The US is so big and diverse that soccer fans are just a small subset of the whole population. To a large extent, the world baseball classic and basketball at the Olympics actually involve our best athletes and there is real pride on the line there.
>>68340273
theyre the land of gardeners, maids and janitors
>>68339846
Par/a/guay here bro
>>68340096
>falling for the enthusiastic american soccer fan meme.
We lose and. Its fucking nothing.
We win and laugh at the team that lost to us.
Dont be so envious
What channel is it on? I only get a shitty fucking mexican channel showing this shit. Fucking mexicunts need to go.
>>68340351
You obviously don't watch the world baseball classic
>>68340378
FOX Sport 1 I think
>>68340296
Both Pulisic and Zusi are much better. He can also move Bedoya forward and play Nagbe in midfield.
>>68340378
this... what the fuck channel is this on?
>>68340257
I fucking hate this shit. American soccer fans are a terrible community.
In other countries, the whole population forms the fanbase. Here though it's some people who watch the Euro leagues who try to tell everyone else what to do.
We aren't European, we don't need our fanbase to act European. Let's bring our own sports fan norms to games, not some cringeworthy Euro mimicry.
>>68340351
WBC is the definition of a meme tournament
LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO
>>68340426
I believe that we will win is an American thing and people shit on it
>>68340351
>world baseball classic
Horrible example, MLB teams actively prevent their players from participating. At the last tournament, we only had 5 All-Stars in the entire roster of about 30 players. It's like if Germany sent Muller, Ozil, Neuer to the WC with a bunch of scrubs and left all the other stars at home.
Anyone know of a stream for the match?
>>68340421
>unironically thinking Nagbe should start
Le trash
>>68340437
All I mean is that our team is actually comprised of world class players competing against other world class players in a sport that matters to us.
With soccer our team is just a bunch of Americans who play soccer. They aren't well regarded or even good. And thus the competition is not that important.
It's important to US soccer fans but not to Americans as a whole.
Please tell me this isn't real, as much shit we give you for the typical american amazing chants like "DEFENSE" and "ATTACK" it's far less cringeworthy than this cheesy tryhard wannabe shit.
>>68340367
Yo te b/a/nco, psh
Can't wait for Paraguay to hand ur yank asses a ass whooping lol
>>68340523
>All I mean is that our team is actually comprised of world class players competing against other world class players in a sport that matters to us.
Except that's wrong faggot. You don't watch baseball so why are you talking about it?
>>68340503
http://www.rojadirecta.me/en?l=eng bruh
>>68340512
Do you seriously think Zardes is a better player?
lets go based USa beat those smelly shitskins from paraGay
>>68340461
American thing invented by tryhard wannabe Euro-lite American Outlaws faggots. Not actually American.
There's a difference between Americans and American soccer fans (all of whom support America with European themed chants, drums, scarves etc.)
>>68340525
I BELIEVE
>>68340416
my sides m8
Another tournament where USA will make the knockout rounds and people will still bitch about Klinnsman
>>68340589
Thanks bro. I'd buy you a beer if I could
>>68340558
i'm guessing you're from wales too
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68340414
Thanks Brit i'll be making sure to send you only the finest of semen
>>68340096
we will beat paraguay USA USA USA USA
not that i care though
>>68340615
>he doesn't know that the chant started with Navy football
Why are you so dumb
>>68340525
It's only real for a tiny minority of our fans, called the "American Outlaws". They're a bunch of tryhard wannabe Euro posers.
>The English should be used to heartbreak by now
>>68340564
Except it's not wrong. Every single one of our roster for the WBC was a better at playing baseball than our soccer players are at playing soccer.
All of our baseball players play in the best league in the world. Only a handful of our soccer players play in Europe.
The US international soccer team is like if the US sent the Futures Game roster to the WBC.
>>68340608
>mexico
>called shitskins another country
0/10
WHO /USA/ HERE?
>>68340608
Thanks amigo fuck trump
>>68340426
>>68340525
Its real
And I think and hope that once USA is popular enough to fill a stadium with our fans most of the songs get thrown out and everyone will just do a USA chant. A lot more intimidating having 50000 people chanting that in unison than signing or other artificial totally unamerican stuff
Paraguay rompele el ano a esos gordos gringos cebosos
cuanto falta para el partido?
>>68340731
>tying the first match
>a heartbreak
how is that a crying matter? wait until they keep tying until the third match and not qualify to start crying fer fucks sake
>>68340810
lo de siempre
>>68340815
1 hora
>>68340654
I BLOW GUYS AND IM FAT BUT DONT GAF LOLOLOLLLL
>>68340257
>Everywhere we go
>People wanna know
>Who we are
"No we don't"
>>68340879
Because all of the American players are literally whos.
>>68340842
gracias
rompanle el orto a los yankees asi los bajan de su caballo
aunque es gracioso escuchar los delirios de grandeza que sueltan los periodistas de USA
>>68340842
eh? no, a las 7 es
>>68340879
The implication that people wouldn't already know who we are is kind of bizarre.
>>68340781
/Lifelong/ here
>>68340843
I wish she'd blow me while I grab the fat on her back and slap it around like a butcher on a monday morning
You know we've got the power to turn back time...
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
U. S.
>>68340257
the fun part of chants is that you don't write them down, you start and eventually people start repeating them until they remember it
>>68340917
entonces >>68340842 me mintio?
nunca mas en la vida voy a confiar en un paraguayo
>>68340739
Kek the USA basically sent a "pasts" roster to the WBC. The roster they sent was world class just like how the MLS gets "world class" players like Drogba.
I'm not gonna argue that Americans care about the USMNT. But if you honesty think people care about the WBC you are delusional
>not rooting for a PAR win so klinsmann can get fired
whoever wins today is going to get slaughtered by brazil in the next game anyway.
>>68340909
>delirios de grandeza que sueltan los periodistas de USA
The only journalists in the US who are focusing on this tournament are Mexicans and chicanos. So any "delusions of grandeur" are about the Mexican NT. All the American sports journalists are concentrating on the NBA finals.
who /chicano/ here?
be fucking honest
>>68340800
Agreed. Americans are awesome.
Both are good, but I have to support our greatest ally here
Is FS1 the most meme channel? I want to watch this on a streem and maximize the memexperience with murrican commentators
>>68340972
>hating Klinnsman
the memes have gone too far
>>68340952
cuck
>>68340968
la pifie por media hora eso pasa por leer apurado PERDON PATRON NO VUELVE A PASAR
>>68340781
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>watch us get BTFO tonight
>>68340972
>Brazil
>slaughtering anyone other than Haiti
>>68340979
is Lalas mexican or chicano?
>>68341002
FS1 is our worst sports channel. I hope you don't understand English that well, because Alexei Lalas will make you want to go temporarily deaf
>>68341002
yes
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>>68340972
>not rooting for an USA win so Ramon Diaz can get fired
trust me usbro,
TONIGHT
WE WILL BOTH DESPAIR
Will Vardy play tho
>>68340800
>chanting USA
Anything but that desu
>>68340780
Paraguayans are smelly brown manlets that are only useful for picking avocado, being janitors and cleaning pools.
>>68341002
>fs1
it's like watching tyc sports but worse
>>68341028
>>68341032
Thanks lads.
>>68340984
>americans
>building that rocket
i believe you misspelled germans
>>68341025
Lalas isn't a journalist, he's an idiot ex-player who talks during games.
Part 2
DRUG DEALING JUST TO GET BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>68341042
USA USA USA!
>FS1 coverage
This is so fucking boring, where's the hype, the fucked up fans, the cringy interviews?
>>68341042
USA USA USA
>>68341002
grab that stream to maximize memecup experience, laughs granted
>>68340971
I don't think people care about the WBC. Which is why I said to some extent.
The men's basketball team at the Olympics is the better example. People were seriously pissed at the bronze medal in 2004.
All I mean is people care more about sports we're good at. There is no special cult of fans for basketball. They are national icons when we compete abroad.
With US Soccer, the team are more representing soccer to Americans than they are representing America to the world.
>>68341050
dale paco te aviso que no es mi pais el que salta muros
>>68341066
oh god lord, why?
>>68341081
LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO
>expecting kids to want to play soccer at 16 when those kids are usually getting D-1 football and basketball scholarships
>>68341071
STACK YA MONEY TIL IT GET SKI HIGHHHHHHH
>>68340952
Should just do various claps in a certain rhythm instead of chants, you've got clapping down pat.
>>68341066
>oh when the yanks go marching in
I fucking hate these wannabe Brits so much
>>68341066
tbf retarded nycfc fans are running this
>>68341050
Seriously Mexico, anyone but you can say that.
>>68341042
USA USA USA!
>>68341042
USA USA USA!
>>68341109
THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY AND SHOUT WE DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY
>>68341066
>Twust and Shit
>>68341066
>>68340257
>how can Paraguay fans even compete
simple, just by whistling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDVOkkwu7Yc
I'd actually be OK if we replaced all American Outlaws chants with Kanye songs
>>68341066
>we will score more goals than you
>woah ooo USA
>we are the USA
>whoa
this crap is so cringy
the hinchada de independiente should go to the us and teach then about chants
we'd see some interesting shit like "solo le pido a diooooooooos que se mueran todoss los chicanoooosss"
who US/A/ here?
How will south america react when real america cucks them out of their own tournament?
I
I BELIEVE
>>68340426
>>68340615
m8 the We are the Tigers chant and the U S A chant are as American as apple pie.
any fs1 stream? I can find only spanish ones
>>68341221
>I ain't saying they're a Goal Digger
>But they ain't messing with no _________
>>68340257
thats fuckin awful m8
>>68341248
>/A/
Bl/a/sphemy
>>68341244
I never actually hear those chants when I watch games. Maybe they just get too embarrassed to sing them because they're so bad.
>>68341248
>CHIL/A/
>>68341250
there was a fake america?
i didn't know, was it settled by lawsuit?
>>68341279
>that one on the left
..... i'd hit it
>>68341250
Are you mexican or american?
>>68341279
my high test senpaiº
>>68341294
broke nigger you P.C. little faggot
>donovan will never suit up for the USMNT again
j-just
When will Mongolia ever compete in an international tournament?
I want to hear a stadium full of people do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>68341286
why would you want that, fs1 is awful
>>68341322
>>68341326
Ah I see they'll go the route of damage control
BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL BUILD A WALL
It can go either way in this game.
Who /a/ here?
havent watched a divegrass game since the usa belgium game 2 years ago. are we gonna win this?
Why are these Copa threads better and more comfy when compared with the Euro threads?
>>68341105
>LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO
>>68341322
You aren't the fake America. You're just the unappreciated sequel that nobody asked for.
>>68341286
FS1 will probably be on this stream at gametime
blabseal.com/frodo
Don't share this outside of this thread or it will overcrowd and crash
>>68341279
the first thing i notice is the straggly bits of fabric on her shorts like what the hells wrong with you ? cut it off with scissors
I wish our fans did the tomahawk chop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlgfs7bIhys
>>68341364
the same reason you are here: memes anon, memes
>>68341383
>>68341248
we all /a/ here
>>68341395
because it isnt full of dumb limeys shitposting about it coming home and egging on france
>>68341395
We're Christian nations, not Islamic :^)
>>68341364
im high and wanna laugh at Lalas
>>68341396
>LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO LA ALBIRRO
Come on usa
North Américan united vs Conmeborebol bitches
>>68341385
could happen
>>68341406
straight to DVD
but really, why would there be a REAL NIGGA AMMURRICA if there isn't a fake one around?
>>68341395
Americans are awesome. And I mean North, South and Central. We're the future of the world. Euros will never know real freedom.
>>68341315
hopefully Trump will save football
it would actually make me respect the US more if they just chanted something like "build the wall clap clap clap"
>>68339104
>tfw no team in any tournament
>don't care about hating England
>usually support Dutch bros they didn't qualify
>guess I'll support USA in copa america I'm used to disappointment anyway.
>>68341426
>>68341383
Good posters.
>>68341279
me on the left
>>68341470
what about Wales? Bale is there
I BELIEVE
>>68341470
what about Wales or NI?
HACIA TU ASS GRINGO 8=======D~~~~~~~
>>68341486
dont tell me you didnt scroll back up just so you could experience the disgust
>>68341395
Because a lot of Europe nations have deep hatred for each other.
>>68341432
>I'm high
>>68341423
That's akchually bretty cool
>>68341423
wow, racist much?
>match in filthydelphia
it's ogre
This is practically a home game for Paraguay
>>68341511
obsceno sinceramente familia
Anyone got a mobile stream? American in amsterdam
>>68341503
>>68341510
Meh I wish Wales luck but I'm not motivated to actively support them.
I really hope Northern Ireland do well but I don't see it.
>>68340096
Fuck you, cokemule.
USA USA USA
>>68341470
you'll probably be disappointed but that's nice
>>68341538
Is that why Germany wants to crash Europe with no survivors?
>>68341564
faggot millennial detected
>>68341470
Isn't Northern Ireland just another name for Scotland?
>>68341279
They all are getting blacked btw
>>68341572
kek
Decent flash stream?
>>68341470
Honestly asking. No banter or memes. How bad does it feel that the entire UK is in France starting shit with everyone and you're left home.
Are Scots just ignoring the Copa Europa completely?
>>68341279
what r they rvem poitninh at lmao
>>68341470
same as you prick USA in CA but Wales in the Euros
>>68341423
>Filthinoles
absolutely disgusting
It doesn't matter if America loses.
Who /USAUSAUSA/ here?
>>68341423
Atlanta Braves fans do this too, it's pretty cool.
>>68341572
nice one m8
>>68341634
Ulster-Scots yea it's quite a big thing.
>>68341572
That doesn't make sense retard.
>>68341636
Paco pls, you spend too much time on /pol/. Black dudes date fat white chicks in this country
>inb4 you link me some cuck porn
>>68341679
>new york post
based
a
s
e
d
>>68341709
It does if you're not retarded
destroy the fatties paragay
Who are the Eagles playing?
>>68341679
KEK
>>68341679
It really doesn't, the media will force some Trump headline regardless if we win or lose.
>>68341362
Tuva is part of Russia
>>68341733
Kek
Fuck off canada
>>68341423
awesome
that would be so cool
>>68341733
it really doesn't you shit skinned piece of shit. if they were playing an African team full of nig nogs it would but you make a bad joke and have to live with it for the rest of your life.
>>68341767
Yes, but Tuvans are not ethnic Russians you hue
>>68341735
>canada
>football
choice one
>>68341671
how bad? doesnt feel bad at all. our national team is shit and doesnt deserve to qualify, simple as that
"Copa Europa" is a good opportunity to watch some nice football and watch england choke like clockwork
>>68341423
Having to listen to that back when the Braves were always in the playoffs is what made me completely lose interest in baseball.
>>68341628
yeah? i bet you think mexico's "puto" chants are ok too huh?
it's 2016
how many bings
>>68341770
He proclaimed as he tore his leaf asunder.
>>68341671
I'm glad the others are there honestly. Except Ireland. Just feels like the last 18 years.
>>68341740
the brownskins
>>68341793
Nah, it just proves you can't handle the bantz, senpai.
>game is in Philly
Gonna choke lads, that city is Cleveland tier.
if you prefer asian women over women of your own race, you are low test beta. No exceptions
USA, Canada and non jungle East Asia are the only civilized countries on earth
>>68341812
seven bings
>>68341851
thanks
>>68341849
and?...
>>68341789
Are there a lot of Scot fans going to France just to hang out in the fan zones?
>>68341847
What if I'm white but like Latinas?
>>68341847
thats too broad mexico, asians could be middle eastern, south asian, south east asian or russian
>>68341802
>it's 2016
yeah, thanks for reminding me you male lesbian
i HATE this fucking cunt
>>68340980
tienes que volver
>>68341849
>USA
>civilized
>inb4 you live in the hamptons
how many bings/bongs, m8s?
wew
>inb4 /v/
>>68341907
>noone could replace brad
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>68341917
>Mexico
>>68341917
>Mexico
>calling anything else uncivilized
>>68341886
that's fine
>>68341896
you know what I meant
>>68341923
I'd like to bing her bongs, if you know what I mean.
is copa america coming home, lads?
>>68341917
>Mexico
>attached heads
>inb4 muh Cabo Wabo
>>68341671
Regarding copa america in Scotland. It's on at really bad times. The only channel that shows it is pay per view and like everywhere else a lot of people stopped caring when Gaymar wouldn't go. I think it's cool for the historic value as a centenario and that North Americas involved.
>>68341849
What about spain & Portugal fagot?
>>68341912
alto kek
>>68341882
how would i know
>>68341917
>Mexican talking about being civilized.
Don't goes losing your head Juanito.
>>68341930
Wena.
Puerto Rico, Cuba, y Rep. Dominicana participan en la Copa Centroamericana cuando?
So where's the gamethread?
>>68341965
yes, pretty much
but I would prefer a real copa america coming home tho
>>68341943
>>68341951
>>68341970
look at all the triggered niggers
>>68341903
>male lesbian
>>68341923
She lives in the same city as I do.
pd: I also know another girl that looks a lot like her.
>>68341965
I BELIEVE
this thread
>>68341974
Only countries with unemployment under 80% can be civilized.
>>68341917
coming from literally the biggest cespool, ruin of a country in the world. fuck you beaner.
>USA team
>filled with mexicans and blacks
KEKS
>>68342016
post her instagram
help a brotha
TODOS DE PIE PARA EL HIMNO
ALL STAND FOR THE ANTHEMS
>>68341882
I thought about going. Sure they'll be a few there since Paris is close but your really just showing up to a party uninvited
>>68341847
agreed
>>68342008
look at the dirty brown spic
the usa is getting btfo tonight
lads, it's paraguay
>>68342051
shouldnt you be looking for a job
>>68341995
Posteas mas herm/a/no.
>>68342051
Lol
>>68342030
>>68341965
it's our year lads
>>68342033
>America
>filled with mexicans and blacks
>povertyball
FTFY FAMALAM
I fell asleep at like 85 minutes when England was up 1-0 over Russia
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Line ups?
should have played the intro and the chorus as others do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYrTAU3DVR0
>>68342051
succ my dicc
>>68341971
Annoying that it overlaps with Euros, I'm not a neet so there's too many games I have to skip.
>One flash stream has good picture but terrible audio
>Other has terrible picture but good audio
>>68342048
whoa man, do you suck the bbc bull semen out of your wives cunt with that mouth?
>>68341847
what if the only asian girl I like is Hitomi Tanaka?
>have been watching football since albania switzerland 10 hours ago
what am i doing with my life?
>>68341783
Sounds more like your parents made a joke when the had you bwah-ha-ha-ha
>pair of gays.
>>68342090
Literal whos vs Literal whos
is this paraguayan """"national anthem"""" a fucking joke?
are these all being played in college football stadiums?
LA CUCARACHA
LA CUCARACHA
>>68342090
here you go sempai famington
i just noticed that they show the concacaf and conmebol flags behind each team
thats pretty cool desu, the continent coming together for once
Latin women are so much more beautiful than American women. I'd sacrifice catching Zika to drop a load in some Latina pussy
>>68342088
France exploded and a hooligan got ran over by a train
>>68342111
Same. Pretty comfy.
why are latin american anthems such shit?
>5 matches a day
how are you holding up bros
>>68342109
Then you have awful taste
Usa usa usa
>>68342088
it slipped
>this quiet as fuck paraguayan anthem
>>68342090
Here's USA's
anyone got a stream? S2W dsoesnt have shit
>We finished off Blatter
KEK
USA USA USA USA USA
Who do I support? America have burgers, but Paraguay... err, Paraguay is cool.
OOOOOOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
HOW OBESE AAAAARE WEEEEE
WITH OUR HAAAANDS IN OUR CHEST
HEART ATTACK COMING NEEEEEXT
>>68342134
WHY IS BRADLEY ON THE WING INSTEAD OF CDM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KLINSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
CLAB CLAB CLAB
>>68342138
>implying there isn't Latina pussy in the US
Lad, it's everywhere and easy, and nice
Fuck, how is our anthem so amazing?
>>68342125
>Eagles
>College
Uh
>>68342165
Because they're a bunch of pussies
They saved the best anthem for last, but USA should always go first since we are the leader of the world.
>>68342179
is brad guzan white?
>>68342193
>Bradley captain
Are you even thinking!
>>68342171
>71
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>68342211
>Guatemala
USA WINS BY FREEDOM
USA USA USA
copa bros where you at
>>68342207
>Temple plays at the Linc
Now what holmes?
>>68340012
All we have to do is draw. Enjoy at least another round of this
Miss me yet?
Wow that Paraguay team is so short compared to the Americans.
>>68342171
feels awful
>>68342180
>>68342180
>>68342180
lads help
sanabria is going to destroy the usa, it will be a massacre
God damn, I love the American anthem.
>>68342207
oh i guess not then
>>68342171
kek
it will never stop
>>68342171
>71
i've been watching this semen slurping sport all day desu senpai. can't wait for the OJ simpson 30 for 30
>>68342171
7-1
>>68342269
y-yes. Please come back..
>>68342171
>71
we're holding up WITH THE POWER OF MEMES
>>68342179
>usa team is full of mexicans
Literally 0 Mexicans and 1 full black guy
>>68342229
yes
any good quality english streams?
rate my pizza
>>68342171
>one goal for the loser
>seven goals for the victor
Gamethread:
>>68342260
>>68342260
>>68342260
>>68342035
Just because she lives in the same city I don't have her instagram
>>68342171
>7-1
>>68342234
good one sausage
>>68342259
>High School championship games are played there.
wew lad
>all these empty seats
>""U"" ""S"" ""A"" ***CLAP***
tell me why i should give a shit about soccer again?
>stadium half empty
Lol, never change America
>>68342322
Little Caesar's/10
>>68342258
Buenas noches, Sr. Presidente.
>match being held in Filthydelphia
hope someone chucks a battery at a Paraguayan's head
WHO /ROCKET LEAGUE/ HERE?
/sp/ ROCKET LEAGUE LEAGUE WHEN?
>>68342295
Fuck off cunt and watch this on basic cable on that spanish channel. Get an antenna you cheapskate.
>>68342316
according to trump, your players are mexicans
>>68342322
Based Detroit tier
So it started, are you gonna make a new thread?
>>68342299
some of you uruguayans are ok. Dont go to copa america tomorrow.
>>68342138
We literally have 50 million latinos in the US, if you want latina pussy just go to any major city.
>>68342359
you take that back my friend is in their commercial singing
>>68342353
I'm proud of my fellow Americans dissing povertyball.
>>68342368
We all play Overwatch here now
Who /Tracer/ here?
>>68342353
>we don't care about this sport
from what i've heard ticket prices are insane for a meme tournament
>>68342299
it *is* very lovable desu
>>68342372
We're gonna need two walls if you keep this up, leaf.
America is gay
>>68342218
they should have done ours, then paraguays, then ours again
>>68342171
>71
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68342305
can't wait for the OJ simpson 30 for 30
I heard this one is god tier. July 17th 1994 was already my favorite. Cant wait for this one
I really like being in the same tournament with South Americans.
We should just merge our meme confederation with yours. You guys are cool.
>>68342171
>71
>>68341998
never ever
>>68342433
7-1
>>68342413
>casual watch
>giant popup explaning the colors of the teams for the viewers
Top kek already americans. Top. Kek.
>>68342211
>>68342234
>>68342245
>>68342279
>>68342298
>>68342304
>>68342305
>>68342307
>>68342315
>>68342327
>>68342332
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>>68342398
the haiti game was a few days ago though, gotta move on
>>68342172
funny way to write godly taste
KEK NICE PLAY
>that free kick
my fucking sides youre shit bradley
>>68342433
>largest tranny population in the world
>calls others gay
Nice try Luiz
>>68342484
Edy is shit.
>>68342484
I can only find the game on spanish channels here, perhaps it's my provider
>>68342260
>>68342260
>>68342260
>>68342260
>>68342260
GAME THREAD
>>68342260
>>68342260
>>68342260
GET IN HERE
>bradley free kick
>bradley
jesus christ that set play
>>68342540
>80 posts early
no fuck off
>>68342484
to be fair paraguay is wearing the red and white stripes that are on our national flag, so I understand the confusion.
>>68342515
There's nothing gay about a girl with a penis
Bradley forgot the three black spots on his armband
>>68342540
Don't tell me what to do.
I like Bradley. He makes me laugh.
Pulisic when?
>>68342578
It's good to see you still love your dad even after the bad news.
Dempsey is such a delicate little flower
>>68342515
That's actually true, we are the most sexually repressed nation on Earth.
HOW
>retards actually went to the thread that was made too early
