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Coach Carlo looking forward to the team he is being handed and so are we
>>68315804
>text isn't centered
You got to be shitting me
Shit OP desu
Exciting match so far
The city of the slovakian goalkeeper
Good goal
kek, that loss
Does ZDF really think any woman watches Wales against Slovakia?
>female commentary
>radio commentary is some Austrian
I have to pay money for this crap
>>68316276
i dont think they have a female commentator to appeal to women
>>68316371
Does ZDF really think any men who watches Wales against Slovakia wants a female commentator?
Does TooT not work for ZDF?
>>68316452
an irrelevant game is a good way to test a new commentator. I don't know how she sounds like so I can't say if she's annoying or not though
>>68316545
She's pretty awful to be honest.
We will win 4-0 won't we
>>68316602
I hope so
>>68316602
>it's going to be an Austria-Germany final
>>68316813
Can you at least let me dream a little?
>>68316602
>we
???
>>68316399
What a hero.
I just hope Russia beats England... this board would explode
>>68316853
Yes
>>68316910
You think it won't explode if Poland beats us?
>>68317039
That comes later
I am a meme
>>68317039
England will be 10x worse because of their high expectations
I want England to win it big against Russia then choke and go out
the shitposting will be even better
>>68317251
We are the favorite, not to mention the World Cup holder. Expectations for us are extremely high.
>>68316304
better than the usual commentators
Football would be much better if the men had to wear womens beach volleyball clothes~
>us
>we
you now remember Malcom
>>68317451
no but it would be neat with tighter and shorter shorts (like the one they had during the 70s) and no shirts
>>68317451
>detailed view of the match ball
k
I hope we get to play a big team
>>68317692
>>68317912
haha US MEN HUH
sexy women, woooo!
>>68318074
>ass tattoo
delete
>>68318197
>>68318074
spiderman laugh.gif
You are right. I just keep telling people how much I like to touch myself whenever someones questions my sexuality
>>68318197
how's Paris during the Euro?
>touching yourself
that's gay
>>68318320
Yeah, better rely on women to get that pleasure.
Kahn sollte die Mannschaft trainiern
Schluss mit Schwuchteljogi und seine Arschfickarmada
>>68318323
smaller please. thanks
>>68318290
fine. quite the fans and cute foreign girls. haven't been to the fanzone (and not planning to) but on the streets it's a good atmosphere, as wwell as in bars and cafés
shits going loose in Marseille though. fuck anglos
>>68318522
I miss Kahn being a goalkeeper
>>68318522
Kahn can only talk about mentality
>brits in charge of fighting
>>68318647
And that's bad why? What German football needs is an emotional leader like Matthäus or Sammer or Kahn oder Ballack. Not some faglords nignogs and Musels.
>>68318532
The eternal anglo huh?
RIP Rudi Altig
>>68318532
Hehe we are MEN and we fuck women hehe, right? Foreign CHICKS, right?
>>68319018
emily please
you have period and are cranky
Did an English fan get killed or what?
>female commentator
>i'm paying 17.50€ a month and have either Bela Rethy or a female commentator
>>68319138
sucks to be you
>>68319129
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/england-russian-fans-fight-running-8167274?ICID=FB_mirror_main
An England fan has had a cardiac arrest after being chased and beaten by a vicious mob of Russian fans in Marseille, according to reports.
Paramedics battled to stabilise the man before he was rushed to hospital in an ambulance, eyewitnesses said.
The medical drama unfolded amid shocking scenes of violence in Marseille as England and Russian fans fought running battles in the streets.
French media said the fan was English and described him as "between life and death".
A gang of 20 or so Russian fans all clad in black have been hunting the English in horrifying scenes - with one man filmed being punched and kicked on the ground as French police watched.
>>68319018
wew lad
>>68319129
yes
>>68319222
Alright thanks
>>68319129
Update: the english fan suffered a heart attack and is okay now.
this woman got arrested after throwing a beer bottle at a anglo
>>68319018
it's just nice to see women from other horizons
>>68319222
>Anglos getting rekt by drunk vodkaniggers
>>68319304
>>68319222
>fucking with Russians
don't do that
>>68319213
€17.50 could buy me your corrugated-iron favela shack
>>68319530
It's okay Hans, the war is over. They won't come for you anymore
>>68319455
>this fucking image
I don't know where to start
>>68319536
I highly doubt a shut in neet have as much money as madonna or beckham does
BASED
hmm
DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA DU DA
Now score another one, I want to see Bale's tears
>>68319752
Niemand will dich kaufen du stricher
>>68319752
Don't favelaniggers give their shacks away for free?
>Ramshit
>>68320679
i was going to post that pasta
>>68320820
sorry
Wales are through to the last 16
>>68321150
This
>we have a fucking woman as commentator
It's fucking over
This country, all is lost.
>>68321418
>disliking women
Ronny pls
>>68321888
God fucking damn nu-males have really taken over germany.
>>68321418
I think ur overreacting brudi
it's not the final or something just some irrelevant game
>>68321928
took a picture of you this morning
>>68322021
Well it's the best game so far.
>>68322021
That's how it starts you fucking retard. Have you learned literally nothing from any change/uprising in history ever?
What will you be eating during the next match? I am going grocery shopping now.
>>68321418
come on man, i don't like all that genderbullshit either but you have to admit: she isnt worse than rethy or reif...
>>68322140
>She isn't worse than the two worst commnentators on german TV
Nice standards faggot.
>>68322098
it's not a new political movement or something it's just a female commentating a irrelevant game.
>>68322108
I'm with my mum and grandad tonight so of course we had to eat just past 18. The food was awful.
>>68322108
>eating
Fuck off Fatty
>>68322108
Gonna throw together a pizza now
>>68322199
No seriously you fucking cucks need to kill yourselves
>>68322210
Sorry to hear. Last time I was with relatives I simply made scrambled eggs and asked everyone if they want any. Half of the relatives ended up eating from the scrambled eggs so everything was fine.
Other than that we had bread with cheese, tomatoes, cucumber, ham, etc.
What did you have that's soooo awful? Wasn't there bread with toppings to choose from?
>>68322210
what was on the card tonight?
>>68322274
if it's about gender the chancelor of germany is a woman. If anything having a female commentator is no big deal tbf
>/pol/tards already polluting the thread again
honestly what's the point of visiting this board during big events?
it just goes to shit.
>>68322225
So basically take a margharita and add stuff you like? Or are you making one on your own out of flour, tomato sauce and toppings?
>what was on the card tonight?
>>68322455
Making one yes.
>>68322448
>the cuck thinks saying /pol/ stuff is bad
You're probably muslim anyway
>>68322398
>>68322419
It was pork cheeks which is usually fine, but these were store bought and came with a disgusting salty brine. The consistency and taste was repulsive.
Had boiled potatoes on the side. I just made sure to eat a lot of pickled beet root with the meat to disguise the flavor a bit.
>>68322679
What happened to Dzagoev?
>>68322844
Injured along with half their normal starters.
>>68322679
>Sterling/Lallana wings
>>68322679
I am not confident of a positive result. There will be room between our midfield and defence.
>>68322679
>Neustädter is good enough to start for Russia
>>68322554
Fantastic
>>68322588
Ugh
>>68322679
Let's get this started early:
>Joe Fart
>>68322588
>disgusting salty brine
i feel you
>>68322679
>no Phil Jones
Good commentators for this game.
I hope sun sets soon
I'm hungry
Anime pictures grew on me
Good EURO so far to be honest.
>>68325390
Why are they so good?
>russian hymn
>>68325464
the fights at Marseille is the only bad thing
Is Akinfeev the worst goalkeeper at the tournament?
>>68325746
Hopefully
>>68325877
Oh my
Seeing these 4 miserable fucks rot their life away in /bundes/ is also a bit soothing uezs. Makes you realize that now matter how hard you fuck up your life, you'll never hit the rock bottom these failures dwell on.
>>68326280
who
>>68325677
I don't want to think about it
>>68325877
why are the french so cute?
>>68325810
Hehe
>>68325877
>Wackler
He can't be serious
>>68326467
that's the correct spelling though
>>68326825
>>68326905
These are memes, right?
>>68326825
fake
>>68326971
Okay it's fake, they couldn't overpower a big strong Russian
>>68326905
>bystander
>stander
>>68326787
i believe you
>>68327315
classic britbro posting
>>68325877
that's your doing
>>68327325
>>68326787
Why isn't the badge
>it's a one team plays better for most of the game but fails to score and goes on to lose the match episode
>>68327668
see? why are they using W if the name starts with V?
>>68327668
they didn't have ms paint back in the day
>nobody talking about Werner to RBL
A big STRONG RUSGOD
>>68327942
the younger one? top 6 here they come!
>>68327942
Its news to me
>>68327942
One of the most overrated players in the /bundes/ desu. He is only fast because he is bald.
>>68327942
Der scheiß Brite, der scheiß Franzose, der scheiß Däne und der scheiß Brasilianer haben jeden hier vertrieben der sich für Bundesliga interessiert hat.
>>>/wsg/1126575
You will never be this happy
>>68328510
>all these things flying here and there
kek amazing
Why is England playing Vollgasfußball and why isn't Jogi?
Dzyuba is a brick shithouse
>>68329055
Because Vollgasfußball is Loserfußball
>>68329229
A big brick shithouse
>>68329277
DELETE THIS
>>68329397
C'mon m80
Tell me how many times MUH VOLLGASFUSSBALL has won anything in the last 3 years.
>underestimating the Russian
Bet they'll score one and Anglos will kill themselves on the spot.
>>68329397
DELETE THIS is a top contender for best meme of 2016.
shit house ehehe
>>68329492
That's because Buyern keeps buying all the players and infiltrated dortmund to replace Kloppo
>>68329655
Sure lel
Then why didnt he win anything against Sevilla with Lelerpool? Vizekloppo Tralalla
>>68329561
it's a 2014 meme
>>68329543
I would love to see that, but England had some sweet Schnittstellenpässe, while Russia showed nothing.
>>68329735
He needs some time to build up a winning team, just like in dortmund. You'll see next season
>>68329561
>literally neu
>>68329839
Perfect for Liverpool
>>68329839
What will his excuse be then?
>CITY BUYS ALL ME PLAYERS
>ARSELEL BUYS ALL ME PLAYERS
>MANU BUYS ALL ME PLAYERS
>>68316399
#ZDF #equality
Besser mal ein Post auf zwitscher auf englisch machen....
Sind die Weiber eigentlich behindert im Kopf? Wird Zeit für Sharia uezs.
>>68329561
https://youtu.be/GHgW2z61_9k
It's two years old.
Step up your meme game.
>>68316399
I fell asleep because of her shitty voice.
>>68330083
that video is way older you newfag
>>68329794
>>68329850
>>68330083
>>68330167
Excuse me I didn't know we had so many Memeology experts around
compare their body language and stance
Kahn is sick and tired of this beta male
GSTQ
>>>/wsg/1124446
>not doing momentum assisted bench shin-bangers
>>68329917
No one wants to buy Liverpool players.
I hope the Football Ramble are quick to get their podcast out tonight after the game. They always leave it too late.
I'd prefer listening to it tonight in bed instead of tomorrow when there are other things to do and then suddenly Football Weekly is also out and before you know it it's 15:00 and the first game begins.
>>68330484
Couldn't have found a bigger omega than Welke tobihonest except this zdf-neo übercùck.
>>68330484
>what am I doing here
>me feet hurt
>can't believe they replaced the KMH milf with is this nu-male
>why did kehli and stanni get the day off?
>>68330574
thai boxers hit their shins against walls/tough surface so it might not be a dumb workout
>>68330698
okay
>>68330698
>there will be games all day for the next 4 weeks
>>68330878
>have to change sleep schedule for 1 month
>>68331034
Um vor 15 uhr aufzuwachen?
>England now resorting to diving around the box
>they let Rooney take the fks
LOL
>>68331188
>tfw you now remember beckham and his freekicks
>>68331297
>you now remember beckham throwing up on the pitch in 2006
>>68330878
Oh boy
5 games a day
nice
>>68330878
/bundes/ alive again
Where is Chile on the map?
the game is not very entertaining. that english team the anglos sold us isn't really anything special tbf. can't win against a team where half the players are like 35
>Vardy will come on soon
>English fans will cheer like mad
>he'll do nothing
lol
England will score a lucky goal
English fans will succumb to their delusions of its coming home for a few days
then their dreams will be crushed as always
you think England overpaced themselves in the first half?
>>68331925
International games are incredibly simple football compared to club football.
No point in actually watching them for sophisticated play styles or anything of the sort.
I just put it on while I do something else most of the time and hope for an entertaining game.
Is the plural of life really lives? I know scarf=scarves, but shouldn't it be "lifes" becauses "lives" is a verb as in "Christian lives a healthy life"?
lel
REEEEE
Dat save
commies to score
>>68332352
There are a lot of words in probably every single language that have two or more meanings
>>68332400
hang in there anon
Goal!
FUCK
Good
how undeserved
i didnt know dier used to take free kicks holy shit
>>68332352
English is a total fuck up when it comes to logic. They just make shit up if they need a new word.
Too easy
Lame freekick + terrible goal keeper #2 today
>>68332619
>>68332850
So I take it the plural of "life" is "lives" and the word "lifes" doesn't exist?
>>68332352
It is. homograph?
>>68333211
Jackpot
Life's but not lifes.
>>68333211
Lifes exists as in "still lifes" (types of paintings) but probably not on its own
INGER INGER INGERLAND
>>68333278
Homograph, meaning a word with different meanings. I will forget about it. Homo graph. Homo. Graph. Homograph
>>68333389
Yes
>>68333401
>Stilleben translates to still lifes
lol
EBHK
>>68332850
>a total fuck up when it comes to logic
every language is (with the exception of esperanto)
>>68332625
thanks
>>68332819
It nearly burst the net
>>68333729
yeah, a really nice fk
yup, here comes the ingurland delusion
kek, Russians with the IS banter and commentator immediately shitting his pants KEK
lamo
>>68334418
Was about to say literally the same thing. Faggots can't handle the Russian banter, of course the commentator has to talk about terrorism.
>INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND >INGURLAND
Good result
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
THANK YOU MOTHER RUSSIA
>JOE FART
just
Would Neuer have prevented it?
>russia wins 1-1
Fuck me
RIOT
England ist im Turniermodus
what happened?
>tfw you tipped 1:1 england
>tfw you tipped 2:1 wales
wew
so england will stop being delusional for a day
